The Job Offer | WHEN MODERN LIFE FAILS YOU, MAKE LEMON JUICE

Tonight’s first part of the story is 'The Job Offer' by the wonderfully talented Darius McCorkindale, kindly shared with me via my subreddit for the express purpose of having me narrate it here for you all:
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Part two of this story is 'The Job Offer: Blood-Soaked Liar' by the equally wonderfully talented Cesly 1987, kindly shared with me via my subreddit for the express purpose of having me narrate it here for you all:
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Background music by me (freely available for use by other Creepypasta / No Sleep narrators):
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Other music used is credited to the wonderful The Dark Somnium (intro) and the fantastic Tanner Stokes (end credits). The music is used here with their express permission.
Video footage was made by me with whatever Go Pro Camera it is that I own... I hope you found it to be a relaxing backdrop for today’s story!
Thumbnail image created using Adobe Spark, under the conditions of the Creative Commons CC0 license:
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[@cesly87]

Yes...both great authors. Very attractive too.

[@SleepyLeeeee]

Yes, you are very handsome and a great writer too. Lol, just sneaking this comment in like that 🤣 First story..wow, very impressive. You should be very proud of it! Also the part where he rolls the flashlight to her and goes into the dark without having a way to see what dangers face him...😭 So good, great job!

[@DrCreepen]

Yes indeed!

[@Medic6581]

When life throws you motherweffing gremlins, make...Gremulade

[@caseyplotnick3090]

Quite bitter, but with *just* enough sweetness to make you come back for more . . . and more.

[@angeladay2196]

I think we need more of this story. I mean, maybe the cat will visit him again after he gets Hazard pay. As the story progress he gets pulled deeper into the organization. There could be lots of twist and turns.

[@johncrowley88]

Most definitely.

[@FaizalNazaruddin-ko8dw]

Fantastic and no kidding - I was hooked from the start. Love how the proceedings went - gradually - from pulp fiction to the supernatural in the most satisfying fashion. In one of his jobs, the protagonist remarked on some of the remains looking like something that would belong in the Marianas Trench. A hint of things to come but damn… did not expect how things turned out. Hope you find the time to write more! Indeed a gentleman and a scholar. Well done!

[@jackdurden466]

Whew!! What a ride! This tale had me so wrapped up and totally engaged I was nearly shouting to the kid how stupid he was being for not believing what the man had told him about the creature in the attic. I had a strong feeling that she wasn’t all that she appeared to be as soon as she made the comment that her wounds were healing quickly. And had she not been able to finish all that she did, his ass would’ve been on the chopping block as soon as the word got to Mr Elliot. Such an amazing story! And to the author I wish to deliver a personal message of praise as I now aware of who truly wrote it. I’d forgotten about the pseudonym and upon hearing the post narrative it came back to me in a flash. Wonderful!! And As wonderfully as it ended, it could definitely be followed up by a sequel at least once if not a couple more times, and would still keep me gripping the sides of my armchair. A most Outstanding work by Dr Creepen, and as much as that’s no surprise, it definitely made this more effective in grabbing the listener by the throat and holding them tightly. Many times I caught myself holding my breath! Well done to the those involved in this creation I’m delighted and hopeful for another dose of absolute horror!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆👏👏👏👏👏

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

I would love to hear more from this "series." I completely agree about the first story achieving its intended effect as a standalone but it also opens up so many potential avenues as a series and I love the direction it was taken in. I think the switch from third to first person was also a smart move for the more lighthearted and surreal tone. The stories practically write themselves, the episodic structure of piecing together bizarre crime scenes from the perspective of a cleaner is too good to leave behind.

[@sighthoundlady15]

I’ve always appreciated your own stories, thank you for sharing them with us! And really interested to see it carried on!

[@ryanowens7124]

Fantastic story, always looking forward to seeing your stories. Wonderful hand at writing, the collaboration was amazing.

[@gretchenkiley6615]

I think your stories are among the best! Thank you, good Dr.

[@johngolden3714]

I remember these stories from a few years back. They are still very entertaining.

[@pennyhallam8830]

That was awesome. Thankyou. What a lovely way to wake up to an awesome story. Blessed. More please.

[@cathrinewhite7629]

Great story!!! You have got writing talent Dr. Creepen! (As does Caleb!)🙏🏼👏💜

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

He didn't write the story. It was submitted to Creepin via subreddit by Darius McCorkindale

[@DrCreepen]

That's my nom de plume.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

Lemons sre a hybrid of Citrons and bitter oranges, so life did not give us lemons... People did.

[@jenniferspoon5143]

So technically is there PEOPLE -ADE in some 'verse???

[@avmelidor]

This definitely should be a series

[@angrycrow4575]

❤❤❤ awesome story!

[@nicoleross356]

Um this was amazing! I really hope you continue to write. Also Caleb did an excellent job adding onto it. I would love to hear more about this. I'm sure there are tons of creative opportunities to branch off even more with this. Excellent work to both of you! Also as usual beautiful job narrating as well. ❤

[@DrCreepen]

Thank you! Will do!

[@TheCeg4]

It would be awesome if you ever did continue it. I loved it start to finish. Kind of felt like the potential to a great story like Cerber. Love love love the mountain Lion twist. ❤

[@natas3.14]

Fantastic story! A Dr. Creepen original, wow Doc! I absolutely loved it, I do hope you find the time, & inspiration to write more of this, stayed awake for the entirety, as I had become far to invested. Just wonderful!

[@sleepy1der1]

Ok this was mind blowing for real. Messed up my brain. Doctor I would like you to continue writing. You have the talent to do it. Please write more stories.

[@EricLoganBaruchHaShem311]

I've listened to more of your narrations than I'll ever attempt to count, and this is among the best of them. You're right, Doctor; it's just begging to be continued. It's been a long time since I wrote in this genre, but this story has a tempting call. Maybe, if Cesly 1987 is certain not to continue it.

[@johndelph1687]

That was an awesome story, awesome narration. You kicked ass on this one. Keep this going as this could make a novel.

[@Puunyamya]

Ahhh I LOVED the first story. Very well done, just enough to make you wonder what the main character was doing. The second one was good until I got mad that main character decided to think more then work. Plus with how the rest played out, it just ruined the initial vibe for me. Oh well! Great reading as always!

[@DSWL_]

perfect timing as always cheers doc 🥂

[@DrCreepen]

Enjoy!

[@DarkKnightCap]

we all need a 24/7 stream Doc.

[@annhemmings1323]

Wow Dr.c .well done your first 1 written by you that was awesome 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

[@chasitydejohn796]

Wow! This story had my attention from the start! Only regret is that it isn't longer! Is it possible for it to have many more chapters added? I sure hope so. There's so many ways to keep this going and with your superior brilliant mind, I know this could be something even more greater! Man, this has to be one of my favorites to have listened to so far this year! PLEASE do us all a huge favor and continue with this story line!!!! ❤🎉💯

[@Jerharris90]

This was great, but you haven't been listening to Creepsmcpasta if this is the best one you've heard!

[@donnavalliere8722]

That was an excellent story. Well done. It definitely could be turned into a series. I hope it does. 😊

[@James-m3o5x]

Awesome writing ✍🏻 DR

[@SleepyLeeeee]

You do very well writing stories so I'm glad you got the idea to do it! It wouldn't be the same if anyone else finished it. Thanks so much!!!!

[@HouseHippoWrangler]

Really enjoyed this story. I was thinking of some sort of vampire throughout. The reverse werewolf, mountain lion twist, was an interesting surprise. The respect shown at the end. I dig that. Would love to see where this story goes from here.

[@cesly87]

I'm glad you got my reverse werewolves angle. Since I'm the one that wrote reverse vampire, I was wondering who would get that

[@avmelidor]

Loves this. I understand why he wanted to help the girl. But he definitely kinda pissed me off with his blunder, causing more needless death

[@crystalm4324]

Loved this one! Would be great to hear more of this character 😂.

[@MrsCaranAmy]

That was an incredible story. It was well written and was very suspenseful. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Amazing narration. Thank you ❤️ 🤗 🌟

[@kristophergilliam9374]

Excellent story. Appreciate you sharing it.

[@brycecochrane3357]

Great story, loved it. Great Reading and writing, i would like to hear more tales from this character. Amazing

[@kellyholmes4554]

Fabulous story and narration! You're a master of everything that you do! Thankyou for sharing with us! Amazing so impressed!! ❤❤❤

[@DrCreepen]

Very kind of you as always!

[@demoneyin9390]

Awesome. Not only a great narrator, but an author as well!

[@Kimbeslice1]

Fantastic story. Very well-written and of course narrated!

[@Zack-ue2kb]

Epic story!!! Would love to hear part 3

[@BrendaSpach]

I love it man amazing writing one of best creepy pasta I've EVER heard AND AMAZINGLY NARATED

[@jeanettecranston]

Sooooo good!!! Wow!!! Soooo impressed!!!!!!

[@erinmerlot8826]

Congratulations Doc I'm an avid listener for years and this is a first but definitely hope not a last by a long shot. Great story thru and thru

[@ianhopkins8948]

Ooh this was awesome. I'd love more stories in this universe.

[@stunytsuR]

Damn. Great story. Keep writing

[@chris0718]

Thank you, very appreciated.

[@munkensa]

Epic story👍💚 Someone should continue it 😃

[@ScullyPop]

Dr. Creepen is the BOMB!

[@danalove6868]

I loved your story and I wish you would do more with this story like a super natural soap loved it

[@yduronerom6380]

Nice job on the story writing Doc! This is the second or third time I've enjoyed it brother 😆

[@DrCreepen]

Glad to hear it!

[@MisguidedToast]

Enjoyed that quite a bit. Thx Doc!

[@24934637]

I got part way through this and kept expecting Sam White Owl from 'Letters from a Cryptid Hunter' to arrive!

[@djloukota]

Yes, I think it's worth of continuing. I think it has the potential of other titles like I rider for Cerber and I drive for Cerber.

[@ichigonarutoj739]

Thanks Doc!

[@scottvandenhemel6327]

Great channel and narration once again.

[@doncarmack5132]

That was a wonderful story, bravo man 👊💪

[@jackieadkins340]

Awesome story and as usual you are one of the best story tellers of all time love your work

[@DrCreepen]

Wow, thank you!

[@scottvandenhemel6327]

Great story, needs a sequel.

[@briangreen1781]

I love me some lemonade.

[@SaneTXJane]

I’m glad you love yourself- but that’s MY glass of lemonade you’ve been drinking !

[@benparrish672]

​@@SaneTXJane yawl are drinking piss

[@Alpharius-Omegon]

Lemons are created via crossbreeding via human hands, as such life never gave us lemons. Humanity made it with its own two hands

[@falseechoes9839]

Keep your Greasy mitts off my limeaide, if you please

[@jackalina91]

I KNEW IT!!! I thought I recognised your Non-de-plume (? Can’t remember spelling!) anyway I totally agree with your sentiment on the job market, & the fact that so many people have become de-sensitised to extreme violence etc thru gaming & movies. I remembered the 1st story & I remember liking it, & yes I still did. Thanks Doc! 😎♥️♥️🇦🇺✌️

[@afinecuppatea]

What a pleasant surprise to find out you wrote this!! 😊 This was really well written, I enjoyed every second of it!! Can’t wait to see what else you come up with! I found you a few weeks ago and you definitely stand out among similar channels! You have the perfect voice for reading and choose a great variety of stories. I also really love how you do your thumbnails! Looking forward to seeing your channel grow even bigger ❤

[@DrCreepen]

Very kind of you!

[@tinabailey9342]

Excellent story. I pray that the continuation of the story / characters make it so that the cougar wins in the end and not loses just because it is a different life form. Obviously the so-called monster can think, feel, reason, and remember regardless of which form it takes therefore I believe it should be allowed to exist and I hope the future off stories on this make it so. But that's just me and my humble opinion

[@mistydevillier2197]

Hello Herr doctor. I started listening to a story called "I found a list of rules in the Bibles book of revelations." I couldn't continue for the speech was monotonous, and there were too many mispronounced words. If you were to narrate it, it would be greatly appreciated ❤.

[@dextermorgan1]

That was really good, Doc. 😊

[@rayneblack6107]

uhhh I need more of this story!

[@keithcarter5468]

Awesome story. Really hoping for a continuing storyline.

[@DrCreepen]

So do I

[@VictorNajera-p9l]

Great job, loved it

[@Mr.Isquierdo]

Good I love this piano that's on some stories. It feels so familiar to me

[@louisshaw54]

That was the best 👌

[@Ginkodono]

I love this! Very great

[@fanatic-q549]

Great story- loved both parts

[@DrCreepen]

Thanks so much!

[@GenuinelyHorriblePerson]

I'd rather clean up bodies than work fast food again.

[@49watersleeps]

Loved the story doc

[@Jerharris90]

Very surprised to hear this was your story. Very, very creepy with the amazing twist. Amazing!

[@wheeze5203]

Great story. I loved every second of it.

[@DrCreepen]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@TheBrendon67]

Fabuloso!!!

[@gigglyminer72]

Loved this one brother keep it up !

[@ferret495]

Thank you dear doctor, really good story I enjoyed it ❤️🇬🇧

[@DrCreepen]

My pleasure

[@DSWL_]

☕☕ cheers doc

[@hydrophobicbathtowel6816]

I hope you keep writing. I loved these so much.

[@DrCreepen]

That's the plan!

[@kellyholmes4554]

Fabulous story and narration! You're a master of everything that you do! Thankyou for sharing with us! Amazing so impressed!! ❤❤❤

[@josietwilightwilliams7402]

I enjoyed this story ❤

[@caymens604]

Now why can't someone offer me a job like that ? XD

[@bobbymccarthy9974]

That is a great story

[@jlcaius5668]

Excellent

[@AlexanderLaing-rq8ts]

Your sounding very well Creepen. Hope things are well. Kind regards your friend Trent.

[@juliemassey154]

I loved that! Thank you.

[@DrCreepen]

So glad!

[@tjlambaes]

I really enjoyed this story!

[@DrCreepen]

I'm so glad!

[@kateg.1386]

Love it! I'm waiting to hear if I got the job rn. Ty Dr! ❤ Hope everyone is doing well ❤❤❤

[@SleepyLeeeee]

Good luck!! You've got this!

[@kateg.1386]

@@SleepyLeeeee thanks! Appreciate that 😀🤞

[@DrCreepen]

Hoping all will be good!

[@kateg.1386]

@@DrCreepen Thank you! 😊 💕

[@kateg.1386]

@@DrCreepen Got it! Ty ☺️🎉💕

[@awaren8375]

Cool story,maybe we'll get a part,that would be awesome 👍

[@jdtravels5140]

Yes, a great first story.

[@brianvannorman1465]

Fun Tax Day story.

[@glennfrith2804]

wow, Very interesting.

[@dudditsdoo]

Loved it! Thanks Doc : ) Cheers

[@DrCreepen]

My pleasure!

[@Dumpsterfiregrace]

Loved it! Would be great to have a series wth The Cleaner💜✌️

[@DrCreepen]

Noted!

[@dire12343]

I remember the first story.. I had no idea you wrote it… the Rent Monster Hazel was in the other one

[@jppotgieter3600]

Great story Dr, really talented. If i can add my 20c, maybe you should finish the story. Just fitting,! As you gave the story life.

[@Freyanistic]

That was a cool story

[@lornahill7123]

Very good attempt.. 🎉❤😮😊

[@DrCreepen]

Thanks 😊

[@scottvandenhemel6327]

Or an extension of more adventures.

[@annettew5740]

Snuggled in at 11:29pm, lights are off and I'm ready to listen. Do you write the poetic intros Doc? Its quite a talent! Thank you for what looks like an interesting tale!🤗💜🕷

[@DrCreepen]

Glad you like them!

[@DemonSoul89420]

Haven't listened yet, but this is the earliest I've gotten to a video lmao. 🎉