The kid who hangs outside the school canteen

The worst kinds of people at school.
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Outro Song:
Off The Cuff - Dylan Sitts

[@ShakTV]

What is the best thing from the canteen 🥪?

[@userbjbrobah]

English books

[@Seanasaurus7560]

A sandwich?

[@eliaschalhoub8645]

Milo Bread and a Fairy bread

[@CoolUsername682]

curry 🔥🔥

[@Meanscreen82]

Pides

[@DarcyIsLame]

There was this one kid at my school who used his mate's debit card to buy food, turns out he was spending $50 a week on hot dogs and cookies. Judging by the size of the bloke, it didn't really surprise me.

[@beefeduptechreviews]

Wow do schools accept cards these days

[@mi30044]

@@beefeduptechreviews mine does

[@That_Lexus_Guy]

@@beefeduptechreviews Yeah, they have a for quite some time.. Since like 2013.

[@rebeccacoulter9336]

I remember buying shit with a card at my canteen as far back as 2009​@That_Lexus_Guy

[@Lor4Free]

They always be begging like it’s their full times job 😂

[@ShakTV]

every recess and lunch 5 days a week

[@HayzyDplayz]

@@ShakTVgotta love ya

[@4biggerguys]

Fax bro🔥🔥

[@Tigers4ever970]

And there payment is what they hardly get 🤣🤣

[@OnePieceGaming412]

in my school, even if you have no money, the staff have to still give food

[@KelseyRBX]

That Teacher part tho 😂😂 "Piss off Jarred!"

[@vvalzsgyatt]

I swear, it's always that one kid that's always waiting outside the canteen, waiting for money, even if they don't like the person or bully them.

[@EshayRen]

“I’m Gonna take a shit in your pencil case”😂😂 good one shaktv you never fail to make us laugh

[@tboy5873]

At our school we have an undercover area where the lines are for the canteen. I was hanging with my friends there when this girl came and begged EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the area for money. If you walked past, she would go and ask for money. Long story short, she didn’t get anything.

[@JustTooGud]

coming from the kid that is outside the school canteen, this is extremely accurate

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

Why

[@joey6451]

[skull]

[@mrblackguy6336]

@@WhatIsTheHeatwhat do you mean "why?"🤡

[@porknoodle7886]

"Piss off Jarod" LMAOO

[@wadesullivan77]

“ I’m going to shit in your pencil case! “ how is he planning on do that?

[@ShakTV]

where there's a will there's a way

[@dailyfacts457-m1s]

This is actually so spot on, there is this lad at my school that is campin out at the tucky. He's actually blonde as well funnily enough. this is literally so true, my fav food at the tucky is the chicken burger. they only make 4 for the whole school, people wag class just so they can get to tucky earlier lol. welcome to queensland schools!

[@ga1x588]

Loving the stereotypes, so relatable

[@d6m9n_]

I love this guys skits, they make my day better❤️

[@ArthurCallahan63]

Not even the teachers are safe

[@tomford14]

It should be a national holiday whenever ShakTV uploads. Seriously you make my day so much better much love - Goku Black 🖤

[@zakandoliafl]

“Can I have 10 cents?” “No” “Can I have 5 cents?” “No” “Can I have 10 bucks”😂 0:42

[@thechipbros]

Lol

[@MONKEYking1392]

Bro the teacher was straight to the point “piss of Jared”😂

[@GoofBean]

This guy has 13675432 characters. He nails all 13675432 of them😅

[@tomford14]

The ending 😂 “Oi Mr. Dingleberry!” “Piss off Jared.” (Outro music starts playing)

[@Smart_idiott]

PLZ MAKE A 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!!!

[@DogEater3211]

Heroin

[@DogEater3211]

Meth

[@DogEater3211]

Durrys

[@DogEater3211]

Alcohol

[@DogEater3211]

Woolies bag

[@thefardbedwarsplayer4166]

Shak never fails to make me laugh

[@TheHolyCheese75]

"are you gonna eat all of it?" And "can I have half of it?". Were asked every single lunchtime 😂 10/10 accuracy.

[@bluemeanie6395]

So nothing has changed in the last 40 years. Kids would say "Can I scab 5 cents" back in the 80's

[@edward7282]

was waiting for this, shak making mondays better

[@chanverse7555]

Even the principal!😂😭

[@zyltiger]

Why are they always called Jarrod too 😭🤣

[@multiranger748]

At our school canteen it was two story the Belcony we walked onto was where the counter was and underneath no one went cause it was just dirt what happened was I had a smart idea that people had been dropping their change underneath it for years no one has looked and well I was right ! Made a fair bit of cash in $2 hahaha

[@thetigerking3519]

Bro this word for word is true 😂

[@Guwapo2023]

This remind me back in days high school 2011 JJ chaill mascot Syd

[@henrikparsgaard9648]

That tuck shop turns into Centrelink in a few years too

[@electro_sykes]

We always had this guy at my school. He was always at the canteens

[@Menezia]

awesome video another banger

[@davidszabo1618]

In winter, it was always the steamed dim sims served in a freezer bag and copious amounts of soy sauce.

[@davidszabo1618]

Thanks Shak!

[@ashurastrife08]

always amazing skits, how u come up with this haha

[@benkent2629]

Brother I used to tick the canteen up no need to beg 😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyhefford]

Too funny,we had a kid at high school called Jared,he would try to sell you sneakers he had stolen from the bowling ally

[@balung]

😅😅😅

[@Dominic20120]

Love your videos man!

[@joßh-1]

Bro our canteen exit is at the yr10 area and they're always standing right next to the exit begging for money like their life depends on it.

[@monkishmean277]

I was selling marbles at one point. Hustling started at the canteen lines

[@FefJoe]

My whole year is filled with these people😂

[@NbaHighlights223]

"It was just a prank"

[@simplifiedfxs]

Been waiting for this one lmao. Keep the vids going Shak.

[@Aussieoffroader2024]

teacher wasn’t having it

[@MedakaP]

Love the school skits ❤️

[@miacampbell6030]

Stuff like this gets stuck in my head now😂

[@jackdwyer7035]

They always say this and I find it funny that you made this

[@MrRshelp4u]

Been 14 years since school, Nothings changed

[@cldestroyer2267]

Hello I am such a huge fan you are the best and make the funniest videos

[@ShakTV]

♥

[@cldestroyer2267]

Bro you replied your the best

[@kellyhennessy7212]

Watch Jimi Jackson

[@cldestroyer2267]

@@kellyhennessy7212 I have but i think shaktv is better

[@Killakaydoggy]

2:49: AY MIZTER DINCLESHMIT

[@cishansen4162]

know quite a few people like this still in their 20s and 30s lmfao

[@aussiefinley]

Nah they try and sell you like random leaves and rocks off the floor for 50 cents 💀

[@ba.skidderLOCKDOWN]

Yep i remember at high school there was allways that one nagging for couple bucks 😂😂😂

[@Boykissing_foxman]

0:51 HEY WHO GAVE BRO THE R-WORD PASS!? (Jk i laughed at this XD)

[@notorious9507]

The teacher cent 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-wl4zu2ok1e]

bro hit that accent hard

[@tritoriaaa]

Its always "can i have a dollar" 😂

[@longdatto3]

There was always lots of scabs in the play ground.. even a meat pie would get passed around

[@videomaker8207]

The “I’d do it for you” is a crock of shit, don’t listen when they say that.

[@dancingoptimusprime2285]

Pretty accurate

[@VT97Calais]

Pure gold mate loving the regular video uploads ❤

[@AWAKEALIVELIVIN]

Haha yeah brotha

[@EshayRen]

It’s turning into guntree tryin to negotiate 😂😂😂

[@redmondmorrison6296]

Him and the cboys are the only people i get exited about when the y upload

[@xoticgamingkid5682]

Hey shak I stand with u I stand out canteen line asking for money

[@IPreachToPepe]

Bro fax

[@BruceWayne-fg1kk]

At my school I once bought a garlic bread, sausage roll, donut and an oat chocolate milk. The bloody scavengers were after me like the seagulls from Finding Nemo

[@THATJDOG]

Bro what is shak’s secret formula to making the best videos I’ve never missed a video👍🏼

[@Harrythehat31]

In my school everyone wants a Chip when i get some nuggets and chips 💀 but thats Englamd

[@Sparkysharky-]

My friends are always like this 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@slixed]

Shak once I literally stole some kids lunch and did a runner, he had a Gatorade and a hot dog so I had to

[@bullzye101]

LMFAO AWESOME STUFF .. BIG THUMBS UP

[@sayedzahedi9619]

make more eshay skits

[@DogEater3211]

MAKE 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CANT LIVE WITHOUT

[@ijoog]

mazing content

[@Flashy991]

Shaktv with the relatable content ⭐️

[@jasonmeh]

Yo man keep uploading love to see it ❤

[@mranonymous8979]

That's gold 😂

[@Barca391]

bros the school junkie 💀

[@mightymaxpower1880]

We’ve done that before classic

[@apersonthatusesyoutube]

another banger shak

[@alwayspooh1588]

Great ending!

[@ASHTON2EDITZZ]

as a guy named Ashton I love you

[@MissStabby]

Xmas is on Monday can you do a Christmas skit this year

[@redmondmorrison6296]

I love you ShakTV I have been watching you for two years and I also love PRIME

[@catfacepoetry3211]

I remember kids didnt talk like that

[@h.r.hufnstuf4171]

every day i used to give this kid the bacon out of my BnE, was too tough to chew. We wasn't really friends but it just turned into daily routine

[@RegexGreen817]

2:33 middle finger

[@muted2838]

bro istg im always the dude gettin mobbed

[@OnlytheStrongSurvive416]

As always, awesome videos 👍👍

[@silly.sasquatch]

Finally you made a video about me!❤❤

[@randytuck7241]

This isn't the usual 7.45

[@Perkins_szn]

How are u champ also thx for the great content ❤

[@moey6942]

They have no shame 💀💀

[@barrygiddey9139]

LOL That was heaps Funny 🤣

[@Vini_jr_boyyy]

Bro how are u so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@unginc1504]

There is one kid like this with the exact haircut as the wig you have Ur bang on brother

[@CompletedGamesOfficial]

I’m still waiting for that $1.

[@SMLMoviesArchive]

A new vid! W

[@scott2757]

Good vid mate! Keep it up..👍

[@GingerNinja5100]

'' please please I'm your best friend aren't I were in the same homeroom please I pay you back I'm begging, ''