The Kraken is hungry! | GTA Roleplay

[@ThatRandomEagle]

You know it’s gonna be good when the video starts with Jean Paul hot wiring a car

[@ifirekirby7498]

TRUE LULW

[@fragmentations504]

Back to jail Jean goes

[@buckbuckleyson2259]

A police car

[@sebisonic]

@@buckbuckleyson2259 not just any car

[@ImJustSage]

Not any car A cop car

[@liamoleary258]

a never ending cycle of jail and the hospital

[@stalematesteven7251]

"Your never-ending spree of death and violence and hate-" 🎶

[@micka6442]

It's gonna end when he gets perm banned omegalul

[@chair626]

cc says THREE GUYS in ONE night

[@Lumix_Corrupt]

New leaf PepeLaugh

[@Xylluk]

"New Leaf"

[@wojakc7745]

X is actually a tragic hero. He sates the krakens appetite and risks his life by entering the maw every day, and lives a life of poverty. Sadge

[@taylan-on4lw]

Actual story PogU

[@aBANDIT.]

He braves the deeps so that they can live happy on the land sadge

[@snarky5341]

LOL tragic hero? 🤣

[@ELCKify]

Based on true heroic story

[@creativename1072]

@@snarky5341 let me guess, you watch the cops rp

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

People don't understand, If Jean doesn't feed the Kracken it will swallow all of Los Santos

[@stalematesteven7251]

That's why ya gotta' let em know.

[@wanhockteo]

Kraken Deniers Pepepains

[@BryceLeft]

If the kraken needs help swallowing, it should ask your mom

[@sarenhs4535]

Like gravity, we know it’s there but we don’t understand it, amazing creature.

[@boblobgobstopper13214]

No one else can do it. Jean Paul was chosen by the Kraken. Jean Paul must carry this burden as hundreds of others did before him. If he fails, Los Santos is doomed.

[@mateusramosbon63]

Xqc single handedly employing both the entire PD and hospital staff.

[@bobobsen]

And cazino

[@blackoutgenez]

he may pay for the salaries of the police officers however they are still going bankrupt due to having to pay for repairs personally

[@rizaadon]

When he steals the cop car he breathes like the crackhead who stole the domino's delivery car OMEGALUL

[@skyrym]

ADDICTED monkaW

[@solartea_]

LMAOO

[@vempor129]

OMEGALUL good reference

[@Remijoh]

LMFAO

[@kirbobirbo0446]

All that G-Fuel I’m surprised it wasn’t him in the video.

[@JackieZYT]

good times. xQc gta roleplay era was peak imo

[@hahalollol2424]

True hopefully new nopixel intrests x

[@c0mplex564]

It got stale when he’d just jail RP for 12 out of the 18 hours he’d be live; it sorta got monotonous after a while but holy shit did it ever create some classic monents

[@sleepingzoro7530]

@@c0mplex564 It was truly peak. The beef between X and the other streamers killed it for me though

[@clarencedonovan231]

@@sleepingzoro7530 I agree. Those other streamers took it too seriously and called it "Their job", when in reality it's a video game and everyone should be having fun. Look at Whippy, Judd and Omie. Not to mention the amount of money Koil made. Dundee paid off his mothers house. Judd got a ton of financial help, and helped his family. Omie became a big time streamer and gets to live his dream as a twitch streamer now. All of this is possible because they had positive interactions with X instead of trying to be victims and cause drama. The power of negativity swallowed those cucks like the kraken swallowing those police vehicles. The juicers can be extremely kind. xqcL

[@Keitan97]

@@clarencedonovan231 well said dud

[@fxrdo]

Some people say that the cops should just let X do whatever the fuck he wants, but in my opinion their RP being so realistic is so much funnier when he’s just fuckin around

[@26Elias26]

Yeah if they let him do whatever, then we wouldnt have funny moments like when he was messing w the cops in jail.

[@manguymanfellaman]

Its hilarious when they act serious and then he asks to 'borrow' their car.

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

xQcK is that frost

[@serred9452]

Its only funny when it is not staged

[@sxppy-9991]

A cop car*

[@rennociscool1643]

36:27 "I'd like to see Officer Ma." "Officer who?" "Officer Ma-Nuts" Lmao gets me everytime

[@angus3586]

Hahaha when he said I’m not like that just before

[@mastermalum1219]

😂💦

[@Inkubun]

the way X tries to weasel his way out of every situation is just incredible, I couldn't come up with half of the stuff he does.

[@sufferyetgain]

and the fact he gets caught 24/7 of the time i hope you would be better 💀

[@liftfork]

23:00 "-and the kraken causes the tsunami?" I can just imagine this poor EMT having to listen to X babble on about the kraken the entire ride to the hospital lol.

[@sleepingzoro7530]

The Kraken should literally be a thing in GTA rp stop being a kraken denier devs Edit: Thanks for all the likes, now we can bribe the cops into throwing their cruisers into Maw of the Kraken.

[@SquillyWonka]

Im sure they can get it done

[@zess_t5952]

@@SquillyWonka "well actually the kraken doesnt exist 🤓☝"

[@zess_t5952]

@Domo Astro the devs are, I wake up in a cold sweat every tuesday with nightmares of the kraken.

[@lillotusplays]

Would u happen to be a kraken denier??

[@26Elias26]

It already is? Hello? Pepega? You saying xqc didnt feed him all along?

[@jackhightower2696]

The fact that he can memorize the police speech at the jail just shows how many times he’s been told that lol

[@eliell3094]

u mean miranda rights?

[@nickmyers3065]

Lol its almost in every cop tv show lol and movie. Also he paraphrased most of it not memorized lol

[@Blagno4]

@@nickmyers3065 And you think anyone but US randos watch these shows enough to memorize it? KEKW

[@nickmyers3065]

@@Blagno4 enough to paraphrase yeah.

[@AnthonyGonn]

whos the red haried cop

[@iaminorinloverchannel422]

This guy knows how to feed the kraken

[@lillotusplays]

He is a 5star chef, the first course is a a civilian car and the main course is a cop car

[@ScorpyL2]

This gouy knows how to draw a perfect Corcle

[@Crywolf1337]

36:25 LMAO even the cop laughed ... this was priceless

[@Landberggggg]

Imagine the developers like this whole kraken thing so much they make it an actual thing and one day when he drops a car in there there's an actual kraken

[@Anyashuu]

ikr

[@pepe_felipe]

Nope never

[@yenvhs5943]

15:35 literally the funniest thing I ever seen

[@owl5230]

Last time I was this early Jean Paul was still on the other side of the leaf

[@hctim1]

New leaf modCheck

[@viktor.m.]

New leaf, Same tree

[@unthreatened__9969]

@@viktor.m. he’s gonna use up all the leaves on the tree soon KEKW

[@perseus1293]

@@unthreatened__9969 KEKVV users WutFace

[@inquisible8505]

which leaf pepelaugh

[@Loudman._]

3:00 that paramedic is doin a fantastic job at minding her own damn business LMAO

[@juma9079]

that's bailey, i dont think she cares about what he does

[@BloodMoonFT]

13:26 poor Molly ready to give xQc a ride and chill with him then he does that 😂

[@Kona4404]

I don’t think that’s molly

[@illusionizeZero]

@@Kona4404 it was thats her red truck

[@BloodMoonFT]

@@Kona4404 It was Molly

[@Lorec1]

Dude said "NEW LEAF, SAME TREE OMEGALUL" lmao

[@lillotusplays]

Such an underrated series man, im addicted to this no joke

[@chibaku9162]

watch the streams

[@tr-iu1nq]

@@chibaku9162 zoomers don't have a longer enough attention spam

[@god1222]

@@tr-iu1nq or i just dont have the time

[@goobyplz2438]

@@tr-iu1nq why are you here?

[@mlb-yt]

Do u even know what underrated means? This shit is very popular

[@unusualkmc]

"Officer, how can I be speeding if it's not my car. Checkmate" LMAO

[@sh9nyYT]

36:27 that was smooth

[@LordTyranos]

"Its a traffic stop that means you are detained" LOL. I haven't watched gta rp in awhile but I thought they gave the cops somewhat decent training.

[@anthonybunnie1624]

For real. 12 year olds tryna be cops

[@yogetrekt8243]

@@anthonybunnie1624 it's almost like this is a game...

[@JohWF]

that thumbnail is WICKED

[@Anyashuu]

That is the most Mainer/Canadian thing I've ever heard lmao

[@JohWF]

@@Anyashuu you guessed right HAHAH

[@Anyashuu]

@@JohWF I guess

[@papaprxwn]

@@JohWF friggin rights he did

[@Marvelous02]

davy jones approves that thumbnail

[@vuks-fj7fl]

1:07 when you ask addicts why they do it.

[@notmeowth]

LMAO

[@pabulum6073]

3:56 how the hell she miss so many god damn bullets at that range lmfao

[@NamChin846]

you answered urself bro. "she"

[@ımarkovı]

@@NamChin846 sexist WeirdChamp

[@pabulum6073]

@@NamChin846 loooool

[@NamChin846]

@@ımarkovı simp

[@mephilaz_3881]

bulletproof glass PogU

[@TheCreativeNick]

We have fed it vehicles, but cannot hold it for long The ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep The shadow moves in the dark We cannot get out, we cannot get out The Kraken is coming...

[@rau1488]

Monkas

[@Whichevertea23]

Feed it tanks and heli's

[@pierrosagony]

They have a kraken MonkaS

[@vizionpsbo8105]

cringe

[@rebcos7161]

@@vizionpsbo8105 someone didnt passed the vibe check smh

[@Junior0G]

'your looking at two counts of being really annoying' and 'one count of looking too fine in that official government uniform' 😂🤣😂

[@VirtuaI.]

"a traffic stop means you’re detained" yup, she was trained in the US

[@Borals]

She’s not wrong detaining and arresting are two different things. A traffic stop is detainment till either the cop has probable cause to arrest or release the person

[@idontfeelokayman2786]

the andreline i used to get while watching these ugh, specifically at the kraken arc

[@OCEAN-fc9wl]

The good ol’ days. Early rp streams were extremely entertaining to watch, it got boring though when the yacht heist arc came

[@miscellanysreprieve5464]

@@OCEAN-fc9wlFr. Once he started farming the more advanced heists it got repetitive. Tuned out at that point other than the occasional channel upload or when he did Pierre. Would love to see him pick RP back up though.

[@whoopert5942]

Bruh these thumbnails are evolving

[@Johnny-xs7go]

Last time I was this early Jean Paul was running a fight club!

[@followthegrow108]

Overwatch isnt a fight club.

[@Chris-xc1hm]

@@followthegrow108 boi he said Jean Paul, not X lol

[@anthonyvargo7109]

32:42 red hair could be a voice actor with that natural sarcastic anime voice

[@joelrolo1915]

is she a streamer ? I love her voice

[@candy-1-1-7]

@@joelrolo1915 Did you find out? XD

[@jackpawlyn6024]

@@candy-1-1-7 I gotta know too… 😇

[@BuggyDClown-gh8ec]

Damn nobody found out

[@MeltedPixels]

I'm waiting on the Tuxedo Mask arc, it was the best thing ever

[@itschoke]

When was this?

[@MeltedPixels]

@@itschoke Around 1 AM, Sunday 21st

[@feutluser4560]

Thank you for uploading xqc, I was having a bad day and this video made it so much better. The Kraken is also full for a while.

[@nikanonymous4099]

This was actually fun to watch. I don't even watch xqc streams but the content is gold.

[@Ch-cf8rm]

21:11 Kraken appears PD: Jebaited 777⁷

[@IMLiteralInsanity]

“How can I be speeding if it’s not my car”

[@ssimmerz9115]

"Checkmate!" lmao this guy

[@joshmaxson1444]

00:29 When he said here we go the first that pop into my mind was Mario kart lmao.

[@cbqexeow7883]

pov: you weren’t there live so your reaction to the title is this:monkaW

[@Pot_Friend]

@@vince864 true

[@goldtvlive1017]

Don't know wtf a monka is but yea W

[@yooniemin7]

30:05 holy that was actually so smooth I be blushin

[@silent5]

I love how the siren doesn't get muted so you can hear it suffer

[@deibiseu9959]

14:11 MANS REALLY SAID HOW COULD I BE SPEEDING IF IT'S NOT MY CAR LMFAOOO

[@davidbuckley2575]

What’s the name of the female cop?

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

On this Episode of the Adventures of Jean Paul, Jean Feeds the Kracken, But the Police aren't too happy

[@acidburn3562]

31:13 hahahahahah THE MOMENT HE KNEW; HE FUCKED UP!

[@istoyobike9349]

22:23 had me rolling

[@Safalmao]

😂

[@smoothkc6248]

Have I seen you guys before? “Yea about 20 minutes ago” lmao 😂

[@xzerothewolfx319]

Krakino are you huwgy? Hungry? i Can't hear you Fucking SEND ITTTTT! 5:05

[@MrWickerWeaver]

No one: Chat at 17:15: “Hi im John Quinones”

[@MrWickerWeaver]

@@GutsZB i know

[@vizera9]

@Vizns stop linking someone channel, get a life

[@michaelbaldry5420]

At this current moment being in April of 22’ and he’s been off RP, it’s been MONTHS since the kraken has been fed. No wonder the server has gone to shit. It’s the krakens revenge; the doom prophecy he always foretold of.

[@KirstyWales]

Actually entertaining with the RP, I love how he's actually trying, even if his character is a dickbag it's hysterical

[@danielhogue4327]

2 things I've noticed. 1. His GTA RP character and him looks exactly the same it's crazy how he got his character to look so much like him besides the hair. 2. When he gets close to the camera in certain angles he looks so much like MR berns from the Simpsons i can't be the only person who sees these things

[@rocketxxv3096]

You missed one of the best parts....when he was detained being driven to the hospital and went on preaching about the kaken like a crazy person. And they asked 'are You the kaken?' was hilarious.

[@matthewward5849]

I can’t believe it’s been 2 years already since gta rp. Fuck I’m getting old man

[@jimmys4239]

“How can I be speeding it it’s not my car , Check Nate”

[@SuburbOver]

she really went full npc with the "wow, you're so interesting!"

[@leighton6907]

46 points on his driver's license. Fucking Christ man trying to hit a new high score

[@sample.text.]

He's such a menace dude, you gotta love it

[@Naddi_22]

when the cops come behind him after the chase and he said " so it was a prank " bro I lost it

[@terriblegamers8981]

Kinda lame how the cops are always complaining but they just instantly spawn in boats....lol real RP right there

[@notmeowth]

28:45 she looks like someone that would listen to skrillex

[@connorgrover5798]

His interactions with the PD are hysterical 😂

[@notmeowth]

xqc: *robs a bank* also xqc: it’s just a prank

[@MonoSoda-]

23:05 i love how it just cuts into the kraken story xd

[@loonytoon4921]

29:20 bro the charged got me crying of laughter XD

[@Jeff-ip6re]

''Let no joyful voice be heard, let no man look up at the sky with hope, let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake.... THE KRAKEN!!!!

[@rickrolledtruth5834]

LMMFAO... SO U DIDN'T STEAL A VEHICLE AND YEET IT OFF THE PIER ...LMMFAO BWAAAHAAHAAA

[@dracarys5260]

The cops laugh after x said ma nuts killed me

[@bmostomper3997]

This is poetry in motion. there needs to be a poem written about the kraken

[@comestayin4552]

I like how cocky the female blond cop is at the start and mid but slowly starts to realize this man has a response for everything and starts to just stfu towards the end lmao

[@shifty4266]

The amount of time X says “my heart is racing!” ¥

[@w4rrio415]

How can I be speeding when this isn't my car? Checkmate! 5Head AH YES

[@ohnonono9310]

It's been 2yrs already Aware......

[@Taniniver]

"Wow thats so 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔" 😂😂😂

[@BulgarianProds]

X: officer ma' lady: officer whO? X: ma' nuts

[@voteZDLR]

The one cop with the like 18 inch long braid I wonder if she had to register that as a weapon? It's like a few barbs and hooks away from being a flail

[@KingKong-mi9fy]

He's at that point where he knows the route to the peer like the back of his hand

[@silent5]

it all started after that dude who stole the dominos car

[@AgiDaKinG]

3:56 let's be honest there was no danger there. We all know that female cop was going to miss all of her shots.

[@flo-mp3]

Best part is the last frame at end, top right corner after he leaves jail "You are now unemployed"

[@TarnishedTargaryen]

As someone who is unemplyed i felt thst

[@naif9464]

marcel matani Just get a job

[@TarnishedTargaryen]

@@naif9464 its not that easy to get a job in the pandemic

[@1ao493]

The way x kept talking about the thrill it sounded like he was addicted..

[@loonytoon4921]

36:14 EVEN GOT THE COPS LAUGHIGN HAHAHA

[@ayaanmirza1677]

I love how in rp everyone actually takes it seriously. They don't f around and troll (other than x)

[@jkengland832]

Man this thumbnail is actual gold, the editors are underappreciated for how accurate their drawings are monkaW

[@deibtw]

X: Is there some kind of weekend discount? Chat: ITS THURSDAY???

[@ryanmonahan2497]

18:29 just had me laughing so hard.

[@renton2659]

How could I be speeding if it’s not my car? checkmate

[@Pr0sacK]

Jesus this was an incredible video. Normally I'm hesitant to give X any credit, but this one was a fucking banger.

[@makaroninini]

This guy. Knows how to feed. A giant, Kraken

[@dexplays3298]

The No Pixel devs should do a event based on the Kraken

[@venate2813]

14:54 Chat: beat them with superior MPG 💀 💀 💀

[@sheepthoughti6178]

He's like the Robin Hood of the GTA RP community.

[@Taylor.L.]

13:47 its called a Heart Attack lol

[@dignified5340]

He may have turned the new leaf once again but the Kraken will not be forgotten

[@beastrule]

Hahahahaha he crashed the car at the end of the pier and flew dead in the water lol

[@a13yellowsnow]

This reminds me of the horse thief situation with asmongold on that Rust server.

[@fs0cieety]

1st day after unban: reformed 3rd day after unban: feeding the kraken again

[@thatguyjoshy8957]

That cop and pillbox misses every fucking shot point blank