The Lady Admiral's Proposal

[@trickstergenie8194]

“Hello, I’d like to request a transfer to the 7th fleet. I heard the Admir- I mean _Grand_ Admiral there is good to work under”

[@sherlockholmes112]

The only imperial I’d work for

[@Russo_Ducky]

Best Grand Admiral to serve under

[@modernscream1606]

I heard this grand admiral has a great starfighter project, something that can crush the rebellion's x-wings

[@mybackithurts7792]

Thrawn?

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

Grand Admiral Thrawn was my FATHER. HE Taught me VERY WELL.

[@thewanderer2167]

"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word." All i could think about when eharing that male actor

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

"Good soldiers follow orders..." is what they said.. words that cut through the slient as the 501st went through the Jedi Temple.. when it comes to...younglings.. which they shot that kid.. in front of me.. the fear in that Jedi's eyes.. I felt my insides shook.. are we doing the right thing ? As this Galactic Empire method of protection... not a word of submission.. just good soldiers follow orders..."

[@kubli365]

@@lonewolfgamingplus379 this side-by-side the Battlefront 2 quote showcases how inferior the mind chip is in storytelling compared to the original iteration of 66

[@Skye_Writer]

Damn, that is good writing...

[@NeonNexusMatrix]

*Before the video* "Pah, I'll never submit to an agent of tyranny"" *After the video* "Long Live the Emperor! Long Live the Empire!"

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

You switched sides faster then a bounty hunter.

[@NeonNexusMatrix]

@@ASH_HYPES_ALONE I mean, can you blame me? The Imperial Officer Corps seem veeery well versed in diplomacy!

[@RykersRange]

LOL I was thinkin the same!

[@josevictorionunez9312]

@@NeonNexusMatrix A Good Negotiator she is. She is well versed in skullduggery to convert even the hardiest rebel into uh... useful asset for her should I say

[@eckienoxio5602]

You are in it for a girl We are in it for the glory of the Empire We are not the same

[@therealpatagonianpancakes]

Admiral: "I could lay the galaxy at your feet if you submit to me" Me: *I'll never join you!* Me, internally: DEW IT

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Yes my lord.

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

UNLIMITED WIFU!!!!

[@beanery8743]

DEW IT!!!!!!!! *hides in sweater*

[@lordsidious620]

Young Pancakes it is your destiny DEW IT DEW IT

[@televisionhead4705]

Bro I immediately read that with Palpatines voice 💀💀💀

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

I used to be a bounty hunter until I realised there's more in life the just adrenaline and money. I made friends that had a goal of their own, and no matter where they were or what they've done in order to bring this corrupt world before the face of justice, I was always there to help. As years passed we've managed to bring more people into our little rebellion, and I was promoted to leader, just to end up in the imperial headquarters with her a week later. And that my son, is how I met your mother.

[@SkarScreaner]

Your other voice actor is good. It was a bit surprising to hear another in your video, but a nice change of pace. Aside from that, it's always lovely to hear your voice.

[@Nachtsider]

No kidding. Ruthie is as good as always, but Armand is an amazing newcomer.

[@RuthieRen]

@@Nachtsider so Armand is the writer, the voice is a good friend off of Reddit AurallyAroused2 !

[@Nachtsider]

@@RuthieRen Ah - silly, silly me. I thought they were one and the same.

[@DistilledBemusement]

Her: "Look me in the eyes and tell me you disagree" Me who sucks with eye contact: "The game was rigged from the start"

[@mr.shambles9617]

tip for eye contact: every morning douse your eyes in bleach source: trust me bro

[@dearhvally8856]

@@mr.shambles9617 bro I did it and now I'm perfect with eye contact. Ty

[@VladtheInhaler]

tip for eye contact - what are you scared of? somebody seeing you? they can already see you, you might as well not be seen as weak

[@inthemiddleofsomecalibrations]

@@mr.shambles9617 Better yet, cut out your eyes. You can't be scared of eye contact if you don't have eyes.

[@burningspeed]

Me: *Sees Star Wars Empire admiral outfit* *Begins mimicking the Empire theme* Admiral Ruthie: "WTF is wrong with this guy." Great video, keep up the great work.

[@DerektheDalek]

"You have something I want. You may think you have some idea of what you are in possession of, but you do not. In a few moments, it will be mine. It means more to me than you will ever know." "...fine, I'll go out with you!"

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

*Grogu will remember that*

[@DoobySnack]

Admiral, the next time you decide to take an apprentice of your own, disable your com link.

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

*Starkiller and Darth Vader have left the chat*

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

Well my Emperor, I have no evidence of Force Sensitivity from this Captain? Fairly sure that the Admiral rank plaque is more detailed. And no, I'm not truly ruining my cover here

[@DoobySnack]

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 Understood inquisitor, continue your training and await your orders, the time to reduce these rebels to ash is among us.

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

@@DoobySnack Indeed my Emperor

[@FilthyVA]

* click on the video * I accept! "You haven't even heard my proposal..." I accept!

[@randomguy1372]

give me snuggles and let the people go or I wont accept

[@trickstergenie8194]

I accept! “But sir you didn’t hear my propo-“ _DID I STUTTER!?_

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

Damn didn;t even get to use the truth syrum!

[@patricklenigan4309]

*sipping some of the wine* Adm. : Do you find me attractive? *surprised and tries not to spit wine out, causing it to go up the nose* Me: oh that burns...

[@guccipucci3941]

“Terran Empire” makes me think this sounds more like 40k instead of Star Wars

[@johnwinters2815]

I was thinking Star Trek, but yeah.

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

ACTUALLY, That is ST Mirror Universe!

[@dominionswolves3843]

Nah, it’s probably the Terran Dominion. *thumbing to the Terran Marines before racking the bolt on his C-14 Impairer Gauss Rifle*

[@Larcona_]

Planetside

[@clonecommondogrimm]

@@Larcona_ That's the "Terran Republic".

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

“Your Name, rebel?” “Colonel Davris Khal, Imperial Internal Investigations. I3’s been keeping an eye on this rebel cell and your fleet for the last 7 cycles. We planned to let them lead us to the larger insurgent network while simultaneously investigating you for abuse of authority. Sadly, both operations seem to have been unmade by your foolish attack.” *Internally praying not to be killed anyways.*

[@Skye_Writer]

Ingenious. I love it.

[@caffeinedelusions]

It's funny... you've got Star Wars Empire imagery, but you're talking about a Terran Empire, which delights my Trekkie heart because it reads like Mirror Universe.

[@beepthemeep12]

same!

[@sophiecarter2363]

True but this is a Star-Wars ASMR and is in the Star-Wars Galaxy with the speaking words even an Imperial Admiral who work well with her own ways and methods instead of using the Imperial-class Star-Destroyer who destroy the rebels, and she seems to know what she's doing while she has further skills. It just shows that some Imperial officers have different ways to claim victory.

[@caffeinedelusions]

@@sophiecarter2363 There is no Terra in the Star Wars Galaxy. This is pretty clearly splitting the difference and trying to file the serial numbers off and present something that can't be clearly marked as any one specific franchise. It's just a handy thing that doing so has made it align perfectly with one specific corner of Trek.

[@franciscoohara6398]

"I will never betray my friends" gets aquatinted with new commanding officer "Long live the Empire"

[@lordsidious620]

The simp is strong with this one

[@jakeconstantine693]

Ruthie: I could lay the galaxy at your feet. I could lay myself at your feet. But only if you submit to me. What my brain hears: "Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." Me: You don't fool me that easily, Jareth!

[@Skye_Writer]

THIS! 👆

[@king_of_idiots9070]

(Uses force mind tricks) You will put us back, and claim we have been killed

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

*waves hand* You will realise how much of an idiot you are. - Random bounty hunter

[@MoonKnight6969]

*force chokes*

[@Nephozx]

*Ruthie:* I AM YOUR MOTHER! Everyone: N-NOOOOOO!

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

It’s pronounced Mommy

[@obamabarrack1359]

“......ma’am this is Wendy’s”

[@matthewawbery7265]

Oh this needs a part 2!!!

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approves

[@Holo.Shitter]

If she asks this on a mission Then I’m gonna be like: U wot m8

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

But look at the bright side, free hands!

[@Holo.Shitter]

@@ASH_HYPES_ALONE Thats true

[@benjamink3730]

"Do you find me attractive?..." Me, a Wookiee: *confused Wookiee noises*

[@Schlegs-0409]

As the ship left orbit. I was no longer a rebel. I wasn't a slave. I was only hers. Whatever she needed me to be. Protector, soldier, assassin, diplomat...lover. At first I did this for my fellow colonists but lately I find myself doing all this for her. The admiral, my admiral my lover.

[@razgriz2276]

Can i just say how much i love the quality of your audios? The ambience, the Sounds effects on top of your wonderful voice acting, i can just close my eyes and "see" everything going on.

[@graydogger5711]

4:41 “Sir!” (Wheeze)

[@neonsoul4582]

This is awesome I get some wicked mass effect vibes and I would really like to see more of this in the future!

[@inthemiddleofsomecalibrations]

This was amazing! We really need a part 2 to this.

[@TJS44_]

Ok but honestly? Whoever voiced that lieutenant sounds straight out of a Hollywood budget actor, you could tell me this is audio from a cut rogue one scene and I'd believe you instantly

[@Althecor]

A haiku about proposals. Ahem: Negotiation Is a test of clashing wills And games of the mind

[@AgessiaNyxera]

You seem to be everywhere.

[@Althecor]

@@AgessiaNyxera I try my best

[@felixbeutin8105]

素晴らしい

[@thearnorianruby4681]

My name? My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68]

Send me to the ore moons. You disgust me imperial.

[@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68]

Damn this audio made me blood boiling mad...

[@trullsengar9382]

Ahh, I love this scenario. How can you resist a woman like that? I feel like this has a lot of potential for more.

[@gabrielkeeling59]

The answer is simple: you can't resist.

[@natedogg1088]

I go from a rebel leader... To a bedroom pet?... So this is how Gladiators felt >.

[@nathanmaddaloni6049]

I loved this, the audio was great, your voice was great(as always), the cameo was great, the writing was good. I really hope it gets a part 2. Keep up the great audios.

[@onesnazzyboizero8034]

Wait... strong women? Sign me up!

[@furiouspanda7612]

This is so fucking cool. I love this. Ruthie kills this but lets not forget the lieutenant. He sounds so cool.

[@RuthieRen]

Thank u! It is actually my wonderful friend u/AurallyAroused2 of Reddit!!

[@Dinosaurman34]

I don’t want to be a rebel. EMPIRE FOR LIFE!

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

You were the chosen one!

[@JWJ_Holloway]

Hot.....damn....Sign me up for the next intergalactic war

[@pcity15pheenom]

so you mean to tell me!!... That he went from Brave Rebel leader... To simp....damn lol

[@pcity15pheenom]

LOL JK I'm talking mad gang of s*** right now LOL I probably would go with what then she offered... it was all the more enticing at the end... I would like to see a part 2 to this

[@AgessiaNyxera]

I’d like to be commissioned as a major or the equivalent, I work directly for you and thus would only answer to you or the Emperor. Oh and the whole Rebellion thing is kept off my official records. I also need to be allowed to create specialised teams for tasks, both the tasks and teams will be discussed with you first of course. Oh and lastly I will need a sequel to this audio.

[@xaviermoncada-martin8156]

So, the listener goes from Rebel Leader to Imperial Batman. (In the military, a batman is an officer's orderly or personal servant. Typically, an enlisted serviceman.) At least, that's the official story. Hopefully, in any possible sequels to this ASMR, the "former" rebel will use his* new imperial position to spy on the empire. Maybe, even convince his* immediate superior to help him* do so. At least, that's what I would try to do. *I'm assuming that the listener is male.

[@beechcraftkingair3799]

I love my Space Fascist Waifus

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Hey bro do you perhaps listen to DJ Zanny while destroying rebel scum?

[@Reptile64]

Oh god, the empire found out I switched the price tags at the thrift store!

[@Gremlin226]

YOU WHAT?!?!

[@Reptile64]

@@Gremlin226 I just wanted to save on a few galactic credits (T^T)

[@Reptile64]

@@Gremlin226 I just wanted to save on a few galactic credits (T^T)

[@Bardku]

I want a series now!

[@thehybrid3947]

Tbh this is a different type of Star Wars ASMR and I like it and its got a nice twist to it

[@Scoonertuna]

Wow, they really should be using your writers, and your voice for tv shows

[@whyme2456]

Part2?

[@AintXO]

we need a part 2

[@Kaiser-wi6uk]

"We are nothing. You have all the power." - Anakin Skywalker.

[@AnimeHobo13]

Ah yes, the negotiator.

[@destroycuh]

Starwar audios are a rare treat. I really enjoyed this one. 👍

[@LeIouch.]

The proposal must be great, maybe it’s the ASMR itself

[@smoothharris90]

Okay... she won me over.

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

Name? The Inquisitor. Rank: Lord Inquisitor. Intention: To determine the extent of corruption within Imperial ranks. And you, my dear, have ruined my cover through these actions here

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Hello there, *Third Brother*

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

@@ASH_HYPES_ALONE Greetings. I suppose Seventh Sister will be showing herself?

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 Well not anymore, it seems she wasn't trained as well as I expected from my master *turns on saberstaff* she was talking about you tho, let's see if you survive and prove yourself before the Lord of Dathomir.

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

@@ASH_HYPES_ALONE *Draws lightsaber* Clearly you have confidence, Child of Dathomir

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 I am far older then you expect, for my name... Is Maul *Duel of the Fates starts playing*

[@nokit5733]

i wish this video could have part 2

[@VladtheInhaler]

this is actually very well written and voice acted

[@rangerpirate4955]

More star wars videos! Yesss! Thank you so much! I love this!

[@opticz2256]

Welp its official *I NEED A PART TWO*

[@rickmcqueen9760]

Loved it. I hope you will do a sequel.

[@peterxyz3541]

Great production value, a 2nd actor to create the experience ❤️❤️❤️👍🏼👍🏼

[@VladtheInhaler]

the terran empire? your authority is not recognised in imperial space, Admiral

[@Cbabilon675]

That went perfectly to plan. Now that I am inside the Imperial, perhaps I can find even more information pertinent to our cause. For the Alliance!

[@Skye_Writer]

For the Alliance! Tough assignment for you, though, I'm sure.

[@ollaniuspius1211]

I've only got one thing to say to you. I'm Spartacus.

[@randomcenturion7264]

Good man.

[@TasTheWatcher]

no, I'm Spartacus

[@jorikrouwenhorst7220]

No, I'm Spartacus!

[@mirceastevenson6159]

NO, I'M SPARTACUS!

[@amberlyveil8856]

“We’ve already crippled your navy by destroying project stardust… and… arranging Thrawn’s… departure… doesn’t matter what I do now… the empire’s days are numbered in double digits at best.”

[@detaia-VwV-]

Definitely more than a little spice here, love it!

[@totallyrelevantperson]

Admiral!? thats very obviously a captains uniform, she should be arrested for impersonating a superior

[@randomcenturion7264]

The ISB decided to let it slide.

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

I see a fellow rebel among our ranks. *Supreme leader, we've found the spy!*

[@woundedzilla1517]

My mind is telling me no But my body. My body is telling me yeah

[@lazisinacrisis]

I absolutely need more star wars stuff from you.

[@ethanlee9441]

Hey Ruth how long have you been doing these. You should have told me about these. I like these.

[@Ildvar]

Star Wars thumbnail, Terran Empire reference and sound effects from Star Trek. Doin' me a confuse. Great video!

[@slifer3370]

" slave! no " : proceeds to describe a slave

[@DavidJoh]

I find it distressing to realize how many people only have movie and TV references that come to mind. There have been a lot of Terran Empires in written science fiction.

[@blazegamer1007]

Mhm, yeah and just like that my morals have crumbled. Gone, reduced to atoms

[@Groovy_main]

“Rebels have no rights” huh neither do vegetables but you got two of them named Vader and palpatine as your leaders

[@Optimaloptimus]

This only reinforces my support for the empire.

[@sophiecarter2363]

Admiral: Make sure you get the right number next, or i'll have you sent with this report to Lord Vader himself, do you understand? Lieutenant: (Silent gulps in fear.) Yes, Admiral i'll do a double check and have the right amount of rebels we have.

[@LeeQuackAttack]

I'll fight on the bad guys side for this one

[@ALITPUMPA]

Part 2 on Reddit yes? lol

[@glprime2814]

As a member of the Green Lantern Corps, I hear by agree to be of service to the beautiful Admiral before me 😍😍😍

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

I serve to her as well, as long as her pocket is deep enough.

[@glprime2814]

@@ASH_HYPES_ALONE ah, a mercenary I see. Good to know this galaxy isn’t as tamed as I had feared

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

@@glprime2814 We both know the galaxy will never truly be tamed, there will always remain that spark some call hope. For this my friend, is the way.

[@glprime2814]

@@ASH_HYPES_ALONE here is to hoping you are right. Life would be too boring, otherwise 🥃

[@evileye3790]

The image looks like a cross between Mara Jade and Juno Eclipse, veerrrry nice

[@mikeratomn3475]

Can't wait for "according to plan"

[@TheBigBoss551]

I love this ive been a huge star wars fan for the longest tim

[@gamepad3173]

Me thinking right now: "well better to work with an Admiral than a Sith Lord like Lord Vader for instance. at least with Admiral Ren she knows what's what."

[@drewmommyurquizu4708]

I dont need to hear the conditions i already accept

[@RyuKaguya]

thats a clonetrooper voice seriously XD

[@YESICANSINGA]

Her:I could even lay myself at your feet- Me:Yes Her:I didn't even finish- Me:Y e s.

[@S_047]

Submit or resist... Me: *insert metronome meme*

[@thephoenix9882]

Hello again. Once again I must advise a continuation of this storyline. Character development, side plots, back stories, crisis of loyalties situation.

[@christophermorales6158]

This was great cant wait for a part 2

[@josevictorionunez9312]

Meanwhile outside: Stormtrooper Guard: uhhh... Do you hear something? It's coming from the Grand Admiral's Quarters Stormtrooper Guard 2: hah. Nope not a thing. Wouldn't want to bother her at this point if she's busy.

[@CountryboyU96]

I want a part two please

[@Mr.Boyo13]

*Sees the plaque* That's not an admiral rank plaque

[@collector1951]

Wich rank is she ?

[@Mr.Boyo13]

@@collector1951 a senior lieutenant in the Imperial Army

[@Mr.Boyo13]

@@collector1951 not even close to the rank she’s given in the audio. Not even in admiral,let alone in the Navy

[@collector1951]

@@Mr.Boyo13 that’s underwhellming

[@BAKER_SWEETS]

The imperial army sometimes uses the navy ranking system as well.

[@haydentheasian414]

Please make a part 2

[@silentknightstudios1427]

I already love the Empire and hearing that I joined the empire and not only that but even has the admiral fallen for me feels great I would like to as for a part two maybe when the two has a small break after winning a battle to get to know each other more.

[@sad_knight1827]

I honestly thought this was Star Wars. But this still works

[@alexmaccrae7511]

I’m pretty sure this admiral risks a form a court martial, or worse… if a dark lord got wind of this!

[@jhal7197]

Your name rebel Me:Jaba the hutt Please make part 2

[@masonmancoffey1722]

I want part 2