The Last Metaltron

The Doctor just can't take a joke.

[@FHBStudio]

He went through puberty, got his balls fixed, went on to make dad jokes and died a changed man. It's a full arc, man. A coming of age story.

[@DirkPittNCC1701]

for the first few minutes i thought it was real realy good remake

[@goob_goob_gooby_goob]

He also briefly became Superman, so there's that too

[@IronyAmI]

“Did you unsubscribe?” …”I had no choice."

[@m.f.b2323]

rAUSTINm was it my vlogs

[@DlcEnergy]

i am.... a faaailure...

[@tekkgt1506]

and.. so are you

[@lukebeforeyougame145]

we are the same

[@tugboat945]

We're not the same! I'm not . . .

[@thelegolord7176]

"INITIATE PUBERTY!" - Random Dalek

[@shitpostspork7963]

The Lego Lord RANDOM DALEK?! THIS IS THE LAST METALTRON BOI

[@zangles9069]

Modustollens1 yep includes me

[@jmcintyre]

Not just any random dalek, The last Megatron

[@RandomBl0ke]

"The Internet fixed my BAAAALLLS"

[@adammrock5171]

Dalek: Initiate singular construction!!!!

[@Riku70X]

Dalek: This is not life Me: THIS IS CYBERBULLYING

[@freddylover123officialisde7]

Riku 70X lol

[@YuckCanuck]

Riku 70X *W H E E Z E*

[@michelletodd7065]

SOMEONE ELSE: omg, riku 70X, i saw dat vid 😂de greatest lesson from de cyberbullying vid i learned was... IMPORTANT LESSON LEARNED: "u cant take over de world w disco fever" (SRY IF I DIDNT GET DE EXACT WORDS, BUT U GET DE POINT) also- *DALEK SINGING DE SUPERMAN THEME PASSES* ...

[@darthraver]

@@michelletodd7065 it's THE not de

[@drixg555]

It gets worse if it's a Cyberman doing the bullying.

[@JamesAWilliams]

That Dalek singing the Superman theme. I haven't laughed this hard in months.

[@KapybaraKSP]

James A Williams same

[@matoigaming487]

Same

[@dxitengu4494]

Same!!!

[@Kaiyo-101]

James A Williams Hey dude watch this video again!

[@renimusmaximus]

That killed me it was beautiful.

[@PigginTeaBreak]

"The Internet fixed my balls" Quote of the video.

[@apexa903]

Or the CENTURY!!!

[@Jayden3649]

How about ''initiate PUBERTY''

[@PepsiChips87]

Mine too

[@A_T-]

When he got to the stairs, he should have said "bugger!"

[@DlcEnergy]

he should've said it sarcastically :}

[@annoying_HK_guy]

Still that Kung Ku Panda 2 reference is good.

[@MrKakuzukun]

Oh nooo~....if only I could fly- OOOOOHHHH WAAAAIIIIIT!

[@derkylos]

Then play the footage of it rolling through the door in reverse. The End :P

[@lanking2n]

"Why can't you take a joke?" "I dunno." "I'm a bloody octopus."

[@amymeadows9834]

Where's the inklings

[@ericbazinga]

You're not even that

[@saagabragi6938]

@@ericbazinga Rose did more than regenerate you. You've absorbed her DNA. You're mutating.

[@georgeray1906]

​@@saagabragi6938Into what?

[@gustavopereira4924]

@@georgeray1906 Something new.

[@ryanlow6114]

"What are ya gonna do, sucker me to death?" "Yes." In other news, NASA has discovered what appear to be the sides of the human named "Ryan Low" in orbit.

[@minepose98]

THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH, DON'T YOU THINK?

[@Metaldog14150]

Absolutely brilliant. People say Davros was an evil genius because he created an army of unstoppable killing machines... but if he had been _truly_ evil, they would all tell bad jokes as well. Or, worse: karaoke.

[@jvevers]

+Metal_Dog Now THERE'S a video idea! ;)

[@dhxmg]

+Joe Vevers does this mean you'll follow in the footsteps of other great British authors and make a trilogy of five?

[@tTaseric]

+Joe Vevers do victory of the daleks or asylum of the daleks... just image what u could do with the parliament of the daleks

[@Metaldog14150]

It's a good thing that Daleks can't do mime...

[@trystanmills3295]

Metal_Dog o

[@wajahatkhan8737]

I died laughing "The internet fixed my balls" 😂😂😂

[@jvevers]

r.i.p

[@finnishyank7413]

My god I actually feel bad for a Dalek.

[@annoying_HK_guy]

The Doctor just can't take a Bugger joke...

[@donovan6320]

@@annoying_HK_guy I guess he is not the bugger man here.

[@hijinnyanimations1460]

“Alright now you are taking the piss.” That killed me omfg-

[@quinnsinclair7028]

God, even in parody it’s a bit of a nostalgia trip to remember how terrifying these things were for the first two seasons of the reboot.

[@D50Music]

That scene in the sewers as the Dalek rolls past the Doctor and Tellulah was pretty spine chilling

[@TheOneTrueLeo2002]

Dalek: Did you unsubscribe? *dramatic pause* Doctor: I had no choice. Gets me every time.

[@endertronicinc.7463]

"what about you doctor? what the hell are you changing into?" "ooh, burn." my new favorite quote of all time 😂

[@barryhomeowner9293]

'what are you gonna do, sucker me to death?' 'yes' that line should've been in the original show

[@Eva-uw6uo]

I genuinely didn't know they could do that, I thought that thing was just for holding stuff so that shit caught me off guard lol

[@elliotbeesley553]

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra" These are so funny, you need to make more!

[@gorillaau]

Elliot Beesley Dyslexia Rules: K.O.

[@azraelravenstar6616]

WHAT'S THE POINT?

[@weirdbutweirder351]

I didn't get it

[@zaynriasat5758]

@@weirdbutweirder351 same

[@alansmithee419]

@@zaynriasat5758 dyslexia is a condition which makes it harder for the inflicted to learn symbols and their meanings (including things like letters, and how they go together to form words) which makes it harder for them to spell. So in the joke they spell it "bra" instead of "bar."

[@PhoebeClothier]

“Order me to die” This scene - real or edited - will always make me cry.

[@russelltietjen4407]

"Rose did more than regenerate you. You absorbed her DNA." Like... a Hybrid?

[@koolboy895]

Don't. Just don't

[@koolboy895]

+Deathrock9 I agree it could've been a great episode but nooo we had to have one more Clara who episode

[@alexgosling5550]

koolboy895 Her death in Face Raven was great and they should have left it at that. Did they? Nein.

[@thedoctor4life443]

101PiGuy 314 I feel it was necessary because she's in his time stream.

[@Ali-ey9sz]

**Capaldi Appears** "Did someone say 'HYDBRID!'"

[@phoenixrosebaxton990]

"I'm a bloody octopus" XD

[@clan_boyd]

"You're not even that."

[@A.D.540]

Yes you

[@lordjoe999]

Someone should make a doctor who fanfiction with the daleks like this.

[@bones384]

Yes

[@purblegaymer]

Bernardo Blique I volunteer to write it terribly Since I draw, not write, but maybe I'll scribble a few sentences about it

[@Laggity]

Zoe And Her Daleks make it a comic.

[@aidenbelanger7867]

Bugger! Why isn't this a thing!

[@WheezingCheetah]

I think they just did

[@looe9195]

Why do I laugh so much at "I'm a bloody octopus!" The superman bit was funny too!

[@elliebingo]

I died at that point too, just the way it's delivered. "I'm a bloody oc to pus"

[@sameoldsatellite]

"Guess how hot my dome is..." Brilliant!

[@turtleyawesome7233]

No, FANTASTIC!!

[@Jayden3649]

Initiate PUBERTY

[@AJMoody69]

do do do do do doo doo doooooooooo (superman)

[@celticking2308]

doo doo doo doo doo nah nah nah 😂🤣

[@heatherrockwell9012]

BA BA DAAAA

[@ACCB710]

He really did download the internet innit

[@Barely_Edited]

"Apparently a trilogy is not enough." Genius. This is superbly written and I'm only two minutes in. [edit]and the Superman bit! Holy crap my sides...[/edit]

[@thestargateking]

Barely Edited I don't get the trilogy joke

[@warblenoise]

Barely Edited why did you write the edit in html?

[@Deathlygunn]

dan b This abridged Dalek series was supposed to be a trilogy, this was the fourth entry.

[@thestargateking]

Deathlygunn got it

[@jojibot9193]

+WaffleFive He thinks it's still 2005

[@WurstWasser617]

Right, I subscribed. Can't bear to disappoint Dalek

[@maxlancaster579]

Black Thunder well hello there

[@Planet360YT]

He absorbed the internet HE HAS ALL THE SUBSCRIBERS!

[@racingbronze6530]

Planet 360 see the Internet is a dark place that's why he killed himself at the end

[@Planet360YT]

James Page lol

[@racingbronze6530]

Planet 360/ drjake360 he downloaded everything Even doctor X Dalek fan fiction

[@justaghostinthesea]

@@racingbronze6530 The What

[@iKavix]

5:17 *subscription added*

[@iKavix]

+iKavix 7:51 IT'S JOHN CENAAAA

[@Skarlon]

why was there no "that dalek just absorbed the entire internet. it has all the subscribers"?

[@jogccomrie1319]

Skarlon lol that’s clever

[@blossomingbex]

I laughed so much at Superman Dalek. He sounded like Mr. Bean too, so that made it even funnier 😂

[@autumnmatthews3179]

If you don't have the subtitles you're missing another dimension to this masterpiece

[@exogenisissymphony]

"what are ya gonna do, sucker me to death?" "..." "...Yes"

[@yoshitrainerdc9978]

Your mutating... Into what? I dont know... Well thats helpful... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@quote6013]

XD

[@siha102]

YoshiTrainer DC How'd you get so many likes when you clearly got the quote wrong?

[@KiyAhEr]

god of RAGE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@emmytweetie2177]

YoshiTrainer DC it's 'something new' not 'I don't know'

[@complex3644]

It's "that's helpful"

[@okey-ness2129]

That singing dalek joke was the best thing to happened before a render EVER fanTAStic absolutely fanTASTIC

[@MediaCityUK]

Brilliant... no wait... FANTASTIC

[@jvevers]

+MediaCityUK MOLTE BENE.

[@A_T-]

+Joe Vevers Geronimo

[@notmyname3487]

Shut up, Shut Up, Shutitty Up-Up (didn't mean it, someone already took Molto Bene)

[@lewisconroy6225]

Allons-y

[@celticking2308]

+Lewis Conroy Kidneys

[@lonewolf-_-9972]

"I've come to help, I'm Jodie Whittaker" I'm actually dying lmao

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

More like "I've come to destroy the franchise"

[@morgangirvin]

You should do one of this for the first two episodes of Series 9! You could have millions of Daleks saying "Bugger" in unison!

[@themidnightwolf1254]

Doctor: we got to keep him in the cell CELL DOOR OPENS

[@oliverpowell574]

"I'm a bloody.. octopus" 😂😂😂😂 without a doubt the funniest thing a dalek has ever said

[@draxisblackwood8776]

when the Dalek absorbed the Internet shouldn't it become the lord of memes, oh s*** what up it's the lord of memes, Dalek Kek.

[@sarosp9330]

Draxis Blackwood how about dalek Lol

[@marionaether1348]

I love you

[@Seven-lt6yi]

I should be called dakek

[@spiderz11]

Grandek

[@spartanx9293]

this was early 2000s internet

[@pyrokiller4682]

Omg just noticed this isn't actually the show speech

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

Did you really think a Dalek fucking sung Superman?

[@michaeltaylor5197]

@@TheMultiGamerOfficial take the joke

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

@@michaeltaylor5197 It wasn't a joke, I don't think

[@Egg-mw6iq]

@@TheMultiGamerOfficial you completely missed the joke.

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

@@Egg-mw6iq There was no joke?

[@felisadidas4932]

"Note to self, dont make jokes" "Ah, stairs, my old enemy" I can indentify myself as a Dalek...

[@steven-py9cy]

ah stairs my old enemy

[@elliepyemont7994]

" DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO , BAH BAAA BAAAAA " - a beautiful Dalek

[@yellowflyingninjacupcakes7585]

I am superman!! 😂

[@katholland54]

YellowFlyingNinjaCupcakes I died laughing at that part!😂

[@annoying_HK_guy]

Plus superman theme

[@bigwingedkuriboh]

"I asked for the new, not the weather." I'm not going to pretend I understand that joke, but I'm not going to pretend I don't love it.

[@mychaule5090]

News

[@ianmorris1981]

It's something you say to people if they're talking to you but bits of spit are coming out when they're talking. The Doctor shouts "why don't you just die" and some spit comes out and ends up on his lip. For me this was comedy gold.

[@bigwingedkuriboh]

I like that, that's clever, I'm going to have to start using that.

[@lukas7038]

A sad story bout a dalek seeking comedic value in this world. D; Rest in peperonis sweet prinz

[@jvevers]

rip metaltron, The Last Great Time War - 2012

[@sblade777]

THE INTERNET FIXED MY BALLS

[@cinnamonflavord]

"I'm a bloody octopus"

[@Alpha121198]

I freaking love these doofy Daleks, I now want there to be a companion Daleks that basically acts like this. Just in the comics or radio plays, because that would just be amazing. Not on TV because I think that’s easier to screw up.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Honestly the Dalek singing the Superman theme is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen

[@dhooth]

"I-NI-TI-ATE PU-BER-TYYY!"

[@xtntxex]

The internet fixed my BAAAAALLS

[@MiningForPies]

Esokol88 well Mr Van Statten did one the internet

[@masterkyoogway3565]

"a trilogy of four. Unbelievable." R.I.P. best dalek, forever in our hearts. You were funny.

[@awsmmediaguy]

"YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" "Why should I, you never did!" xD

[@cityofcolour_9053]

This Dalek needs Tumblr

[@doctorjay8673]

ByronDoodles The internet did fix it's balls

[@reaperaf9511]

Well.... Seeing how tumblr banned porn recently, i dont think that would be wise for him.

[@12q8]

"that dalek just absorbed the entire internet." That's like 90% porn anyways.

[@JackGiblenSinger]

To this day The Dalek singing the Superman Theme up the stairs is one of the funniest clips I’ve ever seen.

[@rlacksgh9673]

01:16 This is the point where I clicked the subscribe button.

[@WindchaserX]

1:21 Unsubscirbed

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

Make more, it shall be known as the bugger SAGA! :D

[@stevelucky7579]

“I AM SUPERMAN” - Random Dalek

[@sumayamaisha1188]

Knock Knock Who's Their Doctor Doctor Who You Just said it.

[@xtntxex]

MYSTERIOUS ANGRY TEAPOT: Knock... knoooock...

[@darkapostle1749]

The captions alone are worth it XD

[@Arpal_]

5:07 OMG I'M DYING, I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TOO LONG !!!!!

[@jakbalck3121]

Am I the only one that thinks joe vevers needs to be the next Doctor

[@justaghostinthesea]

yes.

[@Christian988.]

I can see why this video is very popular on this channel because it is very funny. The Dalek singing or humming the Superman theme while rising up the stairs killed me. 🤣

[@CrystalGreymon]

"It hasn't got legs, it's stuck!" IT HAS A FUCKING LASER WHISK!

[@chilldogs5444]

"Wait this isn't going to hurt is it?" At this moment the last Dalek knew..........it fucked up. "GAHHHHHHH"

[@conorthibeault8531]

So the daleks invented superman.

[@jvevers]

+Conor Thibeault Alien. From a dead planet. Bulletproof. Can fly. It's too obvious to ignore.

[@rosenmartin914]

+Joe Vevers Don't forget: They both shoot lasers at their opponents 😉

[@alexanderbirch4026]

Oh my god a Dalek singing the Superman theme tune is fucking hilarious now imagine the fleet of Daleks coming out of the genesis ark all singing the Superman theme tune

[@ComradeSlice]

I never knew they had such bandwidth in Utah... Downloading the entire Internet in five seconds I forgot about that :P

[@jhiningdrawer7344]

AH STAIRS MY OLD ENEMY... I AM SUPERMAN **sings the superman song**

[@TheSmallDan]

5:08 is where the hysterics began

[@marionaether1348]

"Ge-netic mat-erial extrapolated! Initiate PUBERTYYYYY!"

[@quote6013]

"wait this isnt going to hurt is it?" was that a portal 2 reference?

[@mr.anengyst]

god of RAGE yeah Wheatley said it before taking glados' place

[@gorillaau]

god of RAGE Or a Red vs Blue: Blood Gulch Chronicles reference, which was my thought.

[@themastersmadface8241]

god of RAGE Or it's not a reference to anything. It's a pretty simple phrase.

[@zangles9069]

2:47 speaks out to me cos I hit puberty recently

[@halopro8958]

If only it felt as good as it must have felt for Metaltron when he broke out of his chains.

[@bigbubbaainsley9710]

I'm a bloody oct-o-pus

[@lackinggnat]

"Wait, this isn't going to hurt, it it?" Those are some of the best final words ever.

[@beckyemma4942]

Please make parodies of every dalek episode, these videos are hilarious XD

[@CrimsonGrowlithe]

Dalek: Okay now you are taking the piss XD

[@jamiebell5084]

Victory of the Daleks next?

[@legobowserman]

Yes please

[@Mozzy1304]

+legobowserman indeed this must be a thing

[@jamiebell5084]

+Brad Hayes Indeed, the Power rangers, Teletubbies and skittle jokes are endless.

[@CaralisTrevorum]

You've earned my subscription. This is sidesplitting.

[@loudbrownhorn]

"Apparently a trilogy isn't enough." You really saw it coming.

[@Invader_Era]

“Alright now you’re taking the piss” , “I need subscribers” and “ah stairs my old enemy” had me dying, your Dalek parodies are amazing.

[@eoghanoneill2895]

the Internet fixed my balls LMAO

[@abijahmacrae6166]

I have just discovered your channel.... You have made my whole day!! I haven't laughed that hard in so long. literally wiping tears away! Lol

[@rayzermaniac5218]

That Dalek has literally murdered the entire base and she is looking at the Doctor like a monster because he spared TWO people out of hundreds. Doesn't make sense.

[@notmyname3487]

'That's Helpful!' XD

[@Sammimack]

The moment he said 'did you unsubscribe?' and it cut to that shot of the Doctor I knew what was coming. I immediately lost it before he said 'I had no choice'

[@snazzy9471]

6:29 the Doctor is an edgy 12 year old confirmed

[@tortysoft]

Still wonderful three years later.

[@Magnogen]

"The Internet fixed my baaaalls" - The Dalek

[@thecozagaming7399]

Doctor: your mutated Dalek: into what Doctor:idk Dalek:that's helpfull

[@tTaseric]

I've watched this so many times that hearing the actual Dalek's voice in the episode is weird

[@blknightsixtyfo]

Never thought I could feel bad for one of those monsters. Turns out I did.

[@BluestSoul]

“Wait this isn’t going to hurt is it aaaaaaggghhh” 😂

[@theluckyone5626]

I got all the way to 7 minutes thinking that this was the real dialogue,

[@YodaOnDMT]

"The internet fixed my balls," "superman theme," Dalek jokes... You're so wrong!😂😂😂😂😂