The Last of Us in Real Life - The Wild Times Ep. 116

[@WildTimesPod]

Build your ultimate party animal below ⬇

[@brandonjones7118]

A thylacoleo with a spicy burrito 🌯

[@matthewwalker5430]

I don't need to, I already exist

[@stewboyq5216]

“Sunglat and hasses” are involved for sure

[@ThyDrunkenSailor]

An orangutan with the temper of a Capybara and playfulness of a Golden retriever.

[@Bull3tBikes]

A fully grown adult bull Retep

[@jordanchapman3898]

I saw Forrest on joe rogan thought he was great came over to the podcast i now binge every night after work solely podcast listener/viewer huge fan don’t stop I need this

[@bsrkoacar8414]

Same

[@jasonfabo7126]

Same

[@godisgreat6717]

Same I recommend watching the extinct or alive tv show to 10/10

[@eri1013]

I had seen the Extinct and then I saw he was on Joe Rogan the first time and then I caught the pod too!! This community is awesome!

[@chetjump5744]

Same

[@karlos9131]

Peter's herps 😂 you guys are the Clarkson, May and Hammond of wildlife. I have just binged the entire lot in a month 🤘🏿

[@FarAwayEyes69]

I love your show ! I'm 72 years old and enjoy your show so much ! Keep up the great work !

[@franklincook5577]

I live in eastern Oregon and I know a dude that dragged a cougar out from under his porch by it's tail to get it off his dog then started hitting it till it ran away cause it still wanted a fight so you might not be able to beat it up but you sure can stop it from killing you and others even in a fight

[@facemite]

I mean it really depends on the size of the mountain lion they range from big dog size to 200 pound plus. The big ones are the ones ya don't wanna F with

[@taco_fetish5178]

They are animals that can't afford to get hurt over a meal so if you can put up a fight they normally run away. What's the point of eating if the injuries will cause you to not be able to hunt or die shortly after

[@michaelrogers7386]

Dude fuck that. Your boy gotta have a limp with them big ass balls.. I live in tropical Australia with crocs, spiders, snakes and all that shit. But I ain't fucking with a big cat ever.

[@robertdale8758]

I'm the buddy he is talking about and he left out the part were I slipped a thumb in that cougar it tapped after that.

[@wolfpecker5710]

@@taco_fetish5178 have you ever seen a mountain lion take down a deer or elk? They will most definitely risk getting hurt to go for a meal.

[@CynicalRaptor]

I appreciate you and your team for managing to make it out of the pigeon-hole that is wildlife conservation tv era content. Too often passionate people such as yourself and your team get regulated into the role of “guy with khakis explains snake”, but the podcast helps people realize and trust what your doing. Presenting yourself as a real human with interests and a sense of humor instead of the tv guy who we all assume is reading off of a tightly written tv-dramatic script.

[@tacticalpeacock4828]

Never try to beat off a mountain lion even if it asks you nicely. It's a trap! 😂😂

[@kanagawakenji7]

I dunno, sometimes a little play time with a cougar can be okay...

[@AKtoTok]

@@kanagawakenji7 😅

[@TheMikeakers]

I too am guilty of not actually watching any of your shows 🤦‍♂️ but I really love this podcast 🥰👍🏻

[@nomorenonsense]

Haha I once picked up a farm kitten who hadn't been picked up before. It was fine for a few seconds then freaked out. It shredded my hands and the cuts took weeks to heal. This was a 3 pound kitten. I couldn't imagine the damage a mountain lion would do.

[@adriantomo5688]

This episode is one of the funniest, Thank you RETEP, Pat, Kyle, and Forrest!

[@mandyfinlayson5282]

I live in an area (northwestern ontario) where many people get fungal infections from Blastomycosis. It is deadly if not treated in a timely manner. It masks itself as pneumonia and is often treated with antibiotics before its truly diagnosed as a fungal infection. It literally rips the lung tissue to shreds.

[@igou7588]

The mountain lion is by far the scariest animal on land. They are silent, can leap 40' from a run, 15' from a stop & run at 10 mph for an extended time. Here in the mountains of Colorado, we do not allow kids to walk to school in winter (7am is prime hunting time). The deer herds come to town when it snows, so do the cats. I have an ag canal behind the house & that's a great place to hunt the small critters that use the canal as a road when it's dry. I have had a big cat bed down in the tall grass inside my back fence last summer. We also took pics of tracks & a kill not 10' from my sister's 7 & 8 year old grand daughters' room in Jan 2023. My daughter lives next door & I carry a shotgun while walking between at night. Check out the story on the Denver Bronco player that got a huge cat this past winter that was eating dogs.

[@alishaandjayly]

Worst noise ever- the sound of windshield wipers when the rain stops.

[@samchampion8580]

My friend and I were travelling home late one night in a Datsun 180b (early nineties) we collided at high speed with a large, striped back lightly coloured dog with a dark black mouth. I have the photo-memory stuck in my head. We pulled over, the front of the car was completely folded in. There was just a tuft of hair stuck in the radiator grill. No sign of the dog and we looked. We were both in shock but corroborated with our version of events. I'm in South Western Australia

[@jennifermommy9373]

As far as washing my house cats goes, I find that all I need to do is keep a hold of the nape of their necks (just like how Momma used to carry them), and as long as I have a grip on them, and it's a nice and sturdy grip, then I get no troubles washing them. As soon as I loosen the grip on the nape they think about escaping, lol. Otherwise I use my left hand to hold the cat and the right for washing and rinsing. I had to buy a nice long hose for the shower head to attach to but using the shower head made quick work of rinsing the kitties off. I wrap each in their own long thick towel and I hand dry them one at a time. Same as washing them. Cats don't like bath time and I only wash them when completely necessary. They're pretty good at keeping themselves clean. So 8 don't often need to step in. We've had a flea outbreak happen from meeting a new friend on occasion but a quick bath usually keeps that in control. Don't imagine getting a grip on a mountain lins nape though would be much help during a wild run in. Lol

[@mapletoplibrary]

I knew some people out around Mt. Pinos in California who would practice drawing handguns and firing right behind their own heads so they could shoot mountain lions in the head if they got grabbed because they would bite the back of the neck. A couple people had been killed by one a few years before in that area so being prepared for it was on everyone’s minds.

[@jefffoy530]

Man, that’s a scary thought.

[@jamesizzard7835]

I love white noise. My fride is whats known as technically knackered. So sometimes I pass out downstairs until the Borrowers decide to go to work on the fridge! Honestly the sound could destroy worlds I'd in space!.

[@jeanettef4127]

100% with Patrick on his nails on a chalkboard. Rushing to airport and farts on a plane.

[@WildTimesPod]

Ooof farts on a plane. F*#king disaster. Thanks for supporting the channel by being a member!

[@BenJalameAmI]

Lack of kelp also leads to less co2 being absorbed by the kelp causing the amount of co2 the ocean can hold to lessen due to it having to be stored in it and not used by kelp

[@tylerahern7791]

Polish Army during WW2 had a bear who carried artillery shells, drank bears and wrestled the troops for fun.

[@cmoney2213]

Forrest's advice on sharks is spot on coming from someone who has been not attacked but very close and I'm pretty sure it was because I was aggressive towards the sharks because I almost lost my arm lol not something you forget, but love the podcast guys

[@michaelrogers7386]

What type of shark attacked you. I need more information please.

[@robertdale8758]

@@michaelrogers7386 it's called the liar shark or as we know it the nonexistent shark.

[@robertdale8758]

You have both arms apologize or I will show everyone.

[@cmoney2213]

@@robertdale8758 lol wtf are you talking about you don't know me

[@cmoney2213]

@@michaelrogers7386 pretty sure it was either a black tip or maybe a spinner shark, I had just shot a fish and put it in my dive bag and started swimming to shore because it was getting dark and I had my bag in my hand which your not supposed to do it's best to keep it on a line like 20 feet behind you, anyway I felt something brush my fin and when I turned around I just saw its mouth open with all those teeth and out panic I like elbowed its nose and took off I stood up out of the water on a shallow part of the reef and look for my buddy to tell him to get out of the water, so we kinda waited a little to see if the shark was still there once we felt comfortable that it was gone we swam backwards in to shore and then I saw the shark again, by the time we're on the beach two more sharks were there which means they were there the whole time but I only saw one lol

[@erbykaoskilpatrick]

How could you not pick the intelligence and curiousness of a crow.for your ultimate party animal

[@Valkyrie_71]

A guy named Travis Kauffman from Colorado fought off a juvenile mountain lion and had to end up killing it (by choking it) because it wasnt being scared off by his yelling or trying to be big by flailing his arms around. He felt really bad about ending its life but it was just one of those situations where you have to fight for your life. He note that if its mother had been around, he wouldnt have stood a chance against a full grown lion. pretty lucky to be alive. Biggest take from it was to remain calm if you are in that situation and hopefully use it to your advantage to get out alive.

[@elmasloco822]

This one was great Michelin man !! One for the books!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉 Peter’s HERPSSSSS!!!!! No problems here

[@patrickjohnson1108]

If you guys ever need a plumber I’m out in San Diego and always down to make a trip and help out the bro’s!

[@Jorts1737]

In Colorado in 2018 a man was attacked by a mountain lion and shoved his arm down it's throat. It ran away and he was torn up pretty bad but survived.

[@PaletteBegonia]

Patrick wish a fresh can of tennis balls , using a straw to huff the smell…. Is so wildly out of character 😂

[@kit_race]

For fungi-like organism infecting humans in entertainment, I was always partial to that X-Files episode in the 90s.

[@treypyle4565]

Peter has all the herps!

[@jasonpwnd]

I got my camp surrounded by coyotes and I had to wait until daybreak and then I slowly walked away. They were pissed off that I’d accidentally camped on their den and they had pups

[@rodneylagrone8745]

We had a blue indigo snake here outside of Houston. It would chase and they stand up. Scary as a kid. Thinking it was probably a pet let go as an adult.

[@jeffreywalker7958]

To respond to the 23 minute question of beating "off" a wild animal, if at all possible the 9x19 parabellum fights the good fight as my champion 😂

[@jaredsatx8836]

Peters Herps lol Love from Texas guys

[@gillgitsham1976]

So glad i found this ..its my new favorite channel..podcast ...great work guys

[@kirschakos]

Great show guys once again! Thanks a lot! :)

[@Dethtognomes]

Pter has legendary herps

[@iamacreature676]

I have very bad tinnitus and white noise is very helpful to stop headaches

[@zackmarkham4240]

Among Us isn't a new game, Peter, It was released in 2018, almost exactly 5 years ago, actually. It's just the popularity of it is pretty recent. 2-3 years now.

[@briantomcollins]

I've come across the mountain lion conversation. I usuall say an 8 lb house cat will ruin you're afternoon. What can a 150 lb cat do. I like that ''bathe your houscat'' analogy better. Paints a much better picture... 😂😂

[@Predyth_]

Babe wake up, new Fungus just dropped

[@RosieandFriends1]

One of my cats actually likes water. I used to take her in the shower with me all the time when I lived in Hawaii. She never scratched me.

[@unluckycharms9017]

The abilities of the Napalise honey bee, the body of a Panda, and the crack head energy of a cotton mouth.

[@ymeyers6225]

Patrick bringing up Succession makes me happy

[@michaelcicciarelli1742]

Thank you for finally addressing Forrest's lack of shirts

[@reportedstolen3603]

Early bird gets the herps

[@kanagawakenji7]

Wait wait wait wait... Your ideal party animal is a super hungry drunk Kodiak bear? You not seeing a bit of an issue there? Okay, good luck my man!

[@kiwiprouddavids724]

A bear with the personality of a Labrador would be cool, somthing you could train to know what not to do and that has a natural soft mouth like retrievers have

[@kanagawakenji7]

@@kiwiprouddavids724 I was waiting for something like that, instead he just ordered up cocaine bear...

[@kiwiprouddavids724]

@@kanagawakenji7 yeah they kinda missed that point , god I can't deal with my drunk uncle.....a drunk bear would be unreal

[@FeelTheSkooma]

I thought Forest was going to build up Kangaroo Jack😂

[@FaisalQuadri22]

1) ketchup, I will vomit if I’m even around it. I absolutely HATE IT! One of my friends squirted some one me at a restaurant and I punched him 2) when people walk slow in front of me. And the walkway is too narrow for me to pass. that’s my personal hell. 3) when I find raisins in places they don’t belong. So pretty much everywhere. I enjoy raisins on their own, just not in cookies, cereal, bread, rice, potato salad, etc. DFL) I love the smell of gasoline and fireworks. 😂

[@SPSguy836]

I age a year every time I'm stuck behind someone walking slow

[@MisterWroe]

Yep I hate the peach skin feel but love the taste. Nectarines for the win!

[@codyoverton447]

I know a guy who got some kind of fungal infection in his lungs from stuffing up dirt inside an old building. Something to do with pigeon shit. Apparently he’s the second person in history to ever get it and it’s incurable. He almost died but he’s on meds for the rest of his life that keep it from spreading but it’s with him for life now.

[@cherylb2008]

Fungal infection and molds Are deadly and can be debilitating and really hard to treat.

[@misteranimalmanjuju3134]

Honestly in Illinois the weather has been about as calm as ever and wildlife isn’t exacting “booming”

[@steviesays7534]

@40:32 Forrest should put the mic up on the couch under the cushion and lower it around so you can lean back and not worry about it in front of you.

[@Taveren]

The thumbnail looks like a candid photo of a criminal being taken from a courthouse

[@backtire_9294]

Live in washington state, was checking trail cams in gifford pinchot. Came across a mountain lion crossing the swift reservoirs stopped the truck and watched him run up the hill. Went to the spot he went up to see if i could catch a glimpse, he was only 15ft frome uphill, we squared off for a good 3 minutes he was growling and i was calling to it tryong to keep it there long enough for my buddy to grab my pew pew. He started quartering to me so i huffed up jumped at him and yelled. He really didnt get scared he just decided i wasnt worth his time and jogged up the hillside. My buddy called Me stupid for squaring off with it. But was a cool experience. Male cougar bout 185 to 200lbs. Woulda been a good pelt if i woulda had my shotty on me

[@Onemoarblockplz]

Broducer over here sniffing tennis ball air like the president of earth in spaceballs

[@dustinhartman5559]

Forrest really thinks I can’t beat off a mountain lion 😏

[@robbyschannel9258]

Hey Retep, lookin good. A man with legs to support himself and arms to take care of work.... Love ya guys, great podcast. Was there not a Patreon this week? Last one was the 9th right?

[@jopdog11]

Joe's pod showed me forrest I love this pod listen everyday

[@Stickand]

People don’t realize how important otters are. Sea otters eat 20-30% of their body weight everyday.

[@wyattkelly5091]

Very funny always looking forward to you guys! Peter's herps!

[@brandonroy414]

So a large brown bear that’s approachable and fun that has an African elephants love of booze and the food drive of a hippo? That’s… Bert kreischer

[@vulfbyte3229]

I once had a cat that wouldn't bathe himself. I bathed him and he just looked up at he really sad and made plaintive meows. I also taught him to do tricks though since I couldn't have a dog at the time. He was a cool but weird one in a lot of ways.

[@RosieandFriends1]

I lived on Oahu for 9 years 😁 I miss the warm ocean. I live in way Northern California an hour and twenty minutes from Oregon and I’ll never go in the ocean here. It’s freezing and dangerous.

[@SpookyboyDS]

In Australia we call man of war jellyfish, blue bottles

[@kiwiprouddavids724]

Lol I'm a hunter and I Kno heaps of people who hunt pigs ,you grab them by the back legs and flip them over then they helpless and you stick them . But if it's coming at you head on go for a tree if you can or get something between you and just like bears it's the female pigs with babies to look out for they will have a go at you. A friend of mine who I knew as a kid got a big boar with tusks,they propped it up on a log to take a picture and just as they were doing it a dog jumped on pig and made it fall off the log in a way it cought his calf muscle and sliced a 20 cm long gash in it . I Kno another guy who got attacked by a pig that got his tusk caught in the guys boot well he was trying to scramble backwards up a bank . Shit I know a girl who got stabbed in the leg by a dear tine a couple weeks ago when she fell over carrying it to the bike

[@nicksilver_music]

Man, if I could record music in that room, amazing acoustics lol

[@Soul_evacuated_Ian]

I love how everyone in the thumbnail is just looking in a different direction.

[@Kier4n99]

My dogs name is Charlie too! Rottweiler lol

[@provaporfagotti291]

5:30 Forrest i think your talking about Microsuede! I 100% agree with you I can't stand velvet, corduroy, microsuede or microfiber clothes

[@eveebunny]

Only forest knows all abt the newest mushroom virus but not abt Among us ! 🤣

[@michaelrogers7386]

Can you do a segment on wild dogs in SE Asia.. ? One of the most wild moments was dealing with dogs in rural areas. Seen so many dogs die

[@joeymiller5331]

Forrest was trying to say he hates microfiber cloths

[@Unseen_Hejcior]

Big props for mic stands guys! What a difference in quality INSTANTLY! Massive. Michelin snowman Retep looking delicious, as always!

[@travelreview5962]

Brown bears chase polar bears off of kills. You wouldn't think it until you do some research but it's true. A brown bear cub isn't beating a full grown polar bear but if the brown bear is even close to the size of the polar bear, the polar is in trouble and knows it. Its a lot to do with muscle structure and build as well as endurance and overheating issues with the polar on land.

[@justahologram2230]

What I'm hearing is keep a potent sidearm on land and if you see a shark deck it in the shnoz

[@kaiskerb9055]

The boys are looking TUFF In the thumbnail!

[@thman6453]

Peter's herpes lol😅

[@Deeznuhts]

Forrest, you gotta try nectarines. Peaches without the fuzz

[@TheCooterboo]

Curious if that noble prize winning "horse medicine" that was found in fungus would hold up against that hospital fungus

[@keelansullivan8748]

In reference to the mountain lions, I’m from New Hampshire, and apparently mountain lions haven’t been here since 1885. But people say they see them all the time. Curiously nobody can ever get a picture of one. I guess it’s possible though. Not tons of people here. And plenty of unoccupied land. Mountains. Food sources. I just figured someone would have at least killed one in the last 138 years if they found their way back here. There’s enough people running around the woods with guns here for sure.

[@Braytech_Official]

Ah yes, knowledge be bestowed apon us once again. Magnificent meeting of the brofessionals.

[@bobbydee30g]

What kind of a question was that? Forrest is on permanent holiday.

[@lancemabry6707]

Peter’s Herps. Great Pod boys.

[@7stringSkyline]

Literally listening to this while bathing my pitbull and cat 😂

[@SrSpookfest]

Yup been bingeing Thai pod cast great stuff guys keep it up so funny an informative thanks

[@steve6729]

You guys are crazy mofos. I love watching. Keep up the great work.

[@E1337Jerk]

Another tip with boar if you grab there back legs they can not spin around to get you they're not very flexible.

[@SonOfGalactus]

peter called among us a new game in 2023....lol

[@abzmorningstar4429]

Love listening to you bro’s everyday great chemistry extra love to retep

[@samhardie5423]

You talked for 4 min on the title topic of the video? We needed more!

[@breadnbutterpk]

Hope the weathers good when you come out theirs a storm off shore rn and flood warnings all over the island. enjoy your time and plz be safe, ik your well versed still hawaiis jungle is no joke. Shoots brah

[@thefire8223]

Love your show my kids even watch

[@collingalbraith4343]

I washed my cat in the shower and and he was climbing the curtain and grabbing the edge of the tub like a human

[@whitloving1381]

Anyone else think Pat just made BTG for his battle royale animal😂😂

[@alblack6244]

Sorry about retep’s herps..

[@erichansen6474]

I'm jealous of you guys getting to do this together lol. Wish i had a couple friends to talk to like this

[@theartistformerlyknownaslu3871]

The elephant is essentially Andre the Giant 😂

[@BFur-b5j]

The universal way to call all cats and all animals is the clicking noise

[@abdullahahmed4366]

Peter herps 😂