The Late Spring Compilation

[@TheRealOfficialCAFE]

A great director once said, “I’m Alfred Hitchcock”. That director was Steven Spielberg, who made such masterpieces as 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the greatest film of all time, Jack And Jill. But enough about her masterpieces. Let’s talk about that quote and how it pertains to your video here. First of all, in the first frame, you can definitely tell it’s the first of many firsts in your first video, including first, first, and of course first. (The first first that first the first was my favorite first out of all firsts.) Then when the next clip came on screen, I couldn’t help but marvel at the attention to detail of the frame rate. Coming back to Tika Waititi, when they said “I’m Clohe Zao”, it really put into perspective the brilliance of that clip. This scene alone is Oscar worthy. Everyone loves everyone loves Raymond’s comedy, and this video was definitely not short on the drama. When the character in the 4th clip says “bazinga bazoinga, I need some Ebola”, I screamed with fear. But that’s what good science fiction should do. It should be gripping like all Shakespearean literature. Who could have known that Stanley Kubrick’s masterpiece Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker could have so many parallels with your video. Nobody should die without seeing this first. It’s a mainstay of cinema, and the fact that it didn’t get a theatrical release is just awful. In conclusion, your video is one of the videos of all time. It’s a video that is a video, and I find that very video. And remember, like Roman Polanski so famously said, “I had sex with a 13 year old girl, but my movies are still talked about with general fondness.”

[@3rdfloornorth113]

Your review was so throughly reviewing of our video, that I had to review the review to have my entire life re-viewed through this new lens. Truly, a true review filled with truth and, upon review, I must tell the truth--the truest review I've ever reviewed. Thank you, reviewer, for the review, and I hope that we all can glance some truth from this remarkable assessment. To summarize: review? True!