The Lawsuit of Shane Dawson

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[@shane]

*NEW VIDEO* This Ruined My Life kzbin.info/www/bejne/jV7Ph2CMlraeh5I I know this is probably not what you want... but I really enjoyed making it. haha hope you liked it!!! excited to start making more videos :))

[@MrCommentGod]

*POV: The last time you uploaded was 3 months ago*

[@eviemayvx]

so glad you’re back shane :))

[@rockerchick2121]

Enjoying it so far! ❤

[@ImaniWoodward]

Glad to see you back!

[@JK_JK_JK_JK]

🙄

[@susiew.71]

Ya'll can say whatever you want about it, if you need a good hour long distraction a shane documentary always slaps

[@jilliee9092]

YESSS

[@hay.joy.2001]

No but fr… I’ve been super sick and nauseous in bed with Covid for days and I’ve also been having a lot of anxiety and I wasn’t even thinking about any of that while watching this and it actually had me laughing and smiling!

[@__emma._.lee__6545]

Yesss

[@leeman23664]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2SnqnWKisuDqcU

[@Thegoddessofgreen]

It kind of makes me sad though because it reminds me of when life was better

[@jaycee6985]

Other influencers: ...almost get sued by Chucky and will never speaks about it online ever again. SHANE: makes a video about the SAME THING and literally goes back to the place who almost sued him. 😆 wee love you ❤️

[@Taylornaustin]

watching this a year after it’s been posted, and the podcast was DEFINITELY meant to happen. i love you sm shane

[@shyanneharris5572]

he likes little kids.. look it up.

[@shyanneharris5572]

you support a freak

[@SadiesB869]

Ryland is 1000% gonna be the dad who tells the kids no when shane says yes.

[@psychoe9066]

@@krotchlickmeugh627 adoption, surrogate mother, fostering… don’t be ignorant

[@ericshun9625]

I don't think Shane should ever be able to have children when you consider his track record...

[@mashiraoojiro7678]

Eric Shun PFTTTTTTT

[@nobodycares1134]

@@psychoe9066 theres thousands of people who deserve to be parents out there, shane is not one of them. He can't even look after his youtube career

[@psychoe9066]

@@nobodycares1134 where is it written that i said shane should be a parent?

[@madisonblanton6775]

The fact that there is an urgent care in the background while they’re in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot killed me😂😂 it just fit perfectly

[@CNTBBL23]

$80 for 3 large pizzas? That’s a total rip off, especially when they have next to no toppings on them.

[@shesoverit]

literally sad

[@tinakinz123]

At that point just get frozen 😅

[@buffalokay]

California baby

[@bellaxox6008]

How much is now ?

[@burntnuggets668]

Ryland holding the light for Shane while he's on the bean bag is like a mom recording her son's band recital.

[@MaddieSmith]

Was not expecting to get that notification 😳

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJy3m2WQhL-VrdU Finally its here )

[@crimsonix16]

More click bait 😂

[@Young_j15.]

Same

[@ImaniWoodward]

Same lol

[@heartandseoul1299]

Saaaame

[@jessicap.8114]

The fact that they haven't provided a plausible explanation is the problem. They just need to show an uncut video of someone cutting a pizza and it ending up all wonky.

[@2mono7]

someone needs to get fired

[@iamchrispaezjr]

There’s a KZbinr who made a video just like that. Look it up. Should be, “I went to Chuckie Cheese after watching Shane’s video,” or something.

[@eiffelviolet]

@@2mono7 We shouldn't flippantly wish termination on people.

[@Mid3862]

Exactly. That's all they have to do. Ngl suing makes them look really sus 👀

[@Ember_Kitten]

Wow you had me laughing out loud 🥺 just like old times. Good to see you healing and moving forward Shane.

[@closetedcloud2613]

Ryland has the "wtf I'm not even mad, just disappointed" dad vibe with Shane and it's sending me into orbit.

[@marissacoon91]

Shane, local socal wedding florist here. Get married somewhere that means a lot to you guys, wear whatever the fuck you want, invite your family and closest friends, do a buffet and have crumbl be your desserts. Trust me, it’s worth it and you don’t have to do anything traditional to have a gorgeous, fun day

[@Sick-.-art]

Period

[@kyliem]

totally agree

[@elishahilker]

Sounds perfect. The engagement was beautiful enough no big wedding needed!!!

[@sixxygrrl]

Yes!! I did exactly this type of wedding with my husband of 24 years. ♥️ Still the best memories of that day. We didn't have a big reception and boogied shortly after the wedding and thanking of our friends and family. Cost total of $200 including the fees for the marriage license and the official to marry us.

[@alexastafford1523]

THIS!

[@missymouse4525]

The Chuck E Cheese conspiracy was the best and funniest of them all. They're crazy for wanting to sue. You prob brought them so much business of people wanting to see for themselves xD

[@everxvi]

@Marshell McTarus don't waste your time clicking on the link

[@_neon-xeon_3966]

Its the opposite actually, Chuck E. Cheese got put through the ringer because of that theory, Alot of people believed Shane and became disgusted with Chuck E. Cheese and stopped buying from them. Matpat even made a theory and defended Chuck E. Cheese because they are being so undeservingly ridiculed by the masses, I heard that they are going bankrupt and about to close down, not sure if they are still gonna do it but I did hear about it. if Shane made it more silly and less serious, it would have been better, because alot of people legit thought Chuck E. Cheese were serving old glued pizza to people, which is so silly and is like a gigantic health violation that is illegal

[@KelsiChristine]

@@_neon-xeon_3966 when I went to the C.e.c in my area the pizza was all fucked up and different colors and shapes. unfortunately he's getting sued because it was true and a lot of people went there to prove it as well and so many did. the one by me actually got harassed by the community for it after too. it's crazy. they changed their whole game up now and the pizza looks normal but I still wouldn't eat it I'm from NYC I got real pizzerias out here 🤣

[@_neon-xeon_3966]

@@KelsiChristine wait your pizza had different colors? I think the reason why the shape of the pizza is f-cked up is because they use plastic dull blades for safety reasons, but can you elaborate more on the color?

[@Michelle_p17]

Totally gonna watch it now I forgot how funny it was 😂🍕

[@shototodoroki9516]

Shane: I don’t why I’m filming this. come on in! Me: god I missed watching this videos while eating Taco Bell 😂 now I can

[@terezinpyrope9092]

Ryland saying "It doesn't matter what it looks like it's good". Really reminds me of how I was brought up haha and was really light hearted and nice to hear.

[@leahgobey6876]

the fact conspiracy theories are coming back😭😭 they were my life for the longest time.

[@sifanikalsa9790]

𝐒͠𝐩͠𝐞͠𝐜͠𝐢͠𝐚͠𝐥͠ 𝐝͠𝐚͠𝐭͠𝐢͠𝐧͠𝐠͠ 𝐟͠𝐨͠𝐫͠ 𝐲͠𝐨͠𝐮͠➺ sexy-nudegirls.host Anna is a beautiful girl. He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Anna is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Anna.#垃圾

[@shellydean5951]

Wooooo you know that's right 👍▶️

[@annamariejimenez6984]

Yesssss i agree 👏👏👏

[@shellydean5951]

@@annamariejimenez6984 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💯

[@Burty_YT]

Shane you have not lost your sense of humor at all- this was hilarious and everything the world needs.

[@annoyingmish]

Ummm.... Why did you copy paste someone else's comment? Kinda weird man....

[@juliannepierre]

@@annoyingmish they’re bots

[@shane]

:))))) thank u!!!!!

[@user-gb2cc2bw8x]

@@shane my reaction when I first saw this video: b r u h 👁👄👁

[@yourmajesty7124]

@@shane it’s a bot, Shane

[@OoglyMartian]

I miss you shane. Your videos helped me through tough times where I needed to just escape from all the trauma at home. 2014 and now I’m rewatching your videos in nostalgia. You were so relatable to me, it felt like I was watching videos of my friends because that’s sow relatable and open you all are. You were such a big escape that I needed badly in the past, thank you so much for helping me and others who must feel the same

[@jennaarcher5770]

i stopped watching shane bc he stopped making videos for like ever n i already watched everything at least 4 times (literally every video) and now i have like a years worth of videos to catch up on

[@ryleadonahue2507]

SAAAAMMMEEEE I MISSED HIM THO 😭😭🫶🏻

[@astrellax11]

Same

[@dfc666]

There's a whole new channel. Go to about me page and push the link on podcast

[@reznation7]

Me tooooo

[@cla10clarice]

i havent cried while laughing in a WHILE. That’s gold! Missed you, Shane

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear clair

[@samr2663]

I’m SCREAMING at the Chuck E Cheese disclaimer…the back and forth wording…I remember when Shane talked about this conspiracy YEARS ago - LOVE it

[@taylorfreeman6266]

years ago? whoo man

[@emmanemz5824]

@@taylorfreeman6266 it feels like yesterday...

[@RainbowCoda]

Wow awww memories

[@letsargue7]

The chuck e cheese thing is fake.

[@magnolia9088]

Too bad MatPat proved it was fake

[@jurajuju5379]

Got a feeling that they might get their pizza as frozen individual slices and then put them together. Especially if they sell by the slice? I bet a company makes whole pizzas cuts them up and IQF's [ individual quick freeze's] them. So they aren't recycled that would break soooo many food safety hygiene issues! Many companies out contract their food to sell as theirs.

[@sianaymcallister]

That’s honestly the best explanation other than recycling which I’m sure they wouldn’t want to get sued over

[@rainahwallace1487]

This is a great explanation!!

[@manny6035]

I used to work at Chuck E Cheese, they make the dough by hand and freeze it, it’s just based on who makes the pizza. The cutting method they have is dumb cause they cut it 5 times

[@amberjay5361]

I’m 13 mins in and I feel like I did 200 crunches bc I can’t stop laughing! ❤

[@amberjay5361]

Omg I’m only at 15:10. Cancel It. 😭😭😭😭😭😢❤️

[@gabrielnadales9973]

I need to see Chuck E Cheese put out a video that shows them cutting the pizza to see if it still misaligns.

[@jurrasicparx]

You'd think they would have done this already, like why are the pizza from every other place normal and round and yours are not?

[@ryleemusil8791]

no literally like that whole statement made 0 sense

[@jadec2775]

You should see MatPats video on it that he made a year ago where he explains why the pizza comes out weird, it's on Food Theorist if you want to watch

[@CassandraL666]

As funny as it was, it made me kinda sad that Rylan had to make sure people knew Emma wasn’t sending them things or paying them for a feature. To protect her career image from a connection TO THEM. I’m sure they understand it’s a professional thing and that they don’t take it personally. Because they’re decent people who don’t make everything about them. But It just feels so weird that one of the people who helped make KZbin what it is today, someone who literally helped cultivate the kind of content that’s made so many others so rich, would need to do that. I can’t wait for the time when there doesn’t need to be the clarification. That a connection to Shane is just that. That’s it. Not talking about it or over explaining. It just is.

[@cjav7287]

Yeah when they were talking about having no wedding guests, Shane said "everyone left us". It's such a shame that all those people in his older videos ended up jumping ship like bilge rats. That's how you know who your real friends are.

[@leeman23664]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2SnqnWKisuDqcU

[@gracerose6148]

Emma is also under fire recently so they could be trying to distance themselves from her as well since they’re coming back to KZbin

[@blindingskies]

I think they just didn't want to look like cheap cunts because of how important appearances are to them

[@slippy3583]

It really sucks that no one in the comments watched Food Theory’s video on this. The pizza is like that because of the cutter, it’s a simple answer.

[@destineebrock6779]

YALL SWITHC UP SO FAST I CANTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@generationz2758]

Fr I came here to say that like they really pretending Shane disgusting shit he did, did not exist

[@illusion743]

@@generationz2758 I think the comments are heavily monitored

[@destineebrock6779]

@@generationz2758 i dont like him nor what he did and imma stand by that

[@fabric.soundz]

The fact that it doesn’t phase Ryland is giving me so much joy.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear fa

[@libertyjustice2654]

I mean, he said it made him question whether Shane is gonna leave him, so I think it phased him. He’s too smart to act like it did on camera tho.

[@hannahsolomon6557]

Not me already shaking my head agreeing and saying same when Shane says “If you’re watching this video, YOU GET IT” 😂😂

[@christalrose2683]

No for real

[@EllioColeman]

I cried laughing during the whole Chuck E cheese bit. Like I haven't laughed like this in a while. I can't lie I freaking love you Shane

[@LLJProductions]

FR THE WAY HE KEPT PUTTING THE DISCLAIMER

[@AmberbubblesX]

I beg of you please watch this. I'm not a bot I swear to you. This is about shane and why people despised him. If you want to see more please reply. I have more evidence too.

[@morgangermsheid868]

It's been two years since I've watched this channel and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I've really been going through it and I just want to thank you guys for making these videos, I'm sure you help a lot of people through tough times with your jokes and positive vibes, I wish you all the best

[@libertyjones7899]

Hun I’m on N

[@TheAngeljvg]

Rylan, just plan a party with all your friends and family. And then, "Surprise!" It's your wedding!

[@leeman23664]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2SnqnWKisuDqcU

[@FarmhouseFelts]

Lmao Shane dragging his feet on getting married is like how my husband was during our engagement. He proposed but then dragged his feet for 4 years when it came to booking a date. I eventually just booked an appointment at a venue, made him go, and told him we’re getting married on 9/14. We’re coming up on 8 years of marriage now and he’s said multiple times now he doesn’t know why he dragged his feet for so long. He was nervous of getting married and having everyone staring at him..but we ended up having a tornado during our ceremony and everyone had to run for cover.. so the jitters quickly dissolved once that happened 😂

[@0818bsalinas]

I think the reason and believe me I know this myself is because marriage is about two. It's hard to take that leap. I don't know about you but marriage is very serious thought maybe that's what what's going on or not this Shane we're talking about lol

[@sprinkles_091]

best wedding ever, no eyes on me but the tornado yeeees lmao im jellyXD

[@cajunking5987]

36:41 I’m so glad they agree. How would that work? The employees would have to be lobbing off whole chunks of the pizza for that to make sense

[@DonnieVision723]

Ryland gets on my nerves so bad

[@katieebuhler4016]

Ask them to not cut the pizza when ordering that half and half and then see what happens 😂

[@laniann266]

i think they make a lot of pizza and maybe only serve half a pizza and take the other half and save that. so I don't think they're reusing but actually saving another half and adding it to a new pizza

[@Bethany0420]

@@laniann266 sounds like reusing lol

[@crabythehamster4303]

Ohhh beautiful idea

[@marym1665]

@@laniann266 That doesn't make sense. Why go through that trouble? If someone asks for half cheese, half pepperoni, they place pepperoni on half the pie then cook it.

[@wrldisyours3328]

@Laney Ann I thought about that but the single toppings were messed up too though.

[@iso_jen]

i love how shane just goes along w the fact that he knows so many people hate him hahaha that’s why i’ve always loved him.

[@eiffelviolet]

@Pittsburgh Girl Thank you.

[@shaefendrick9136]

I missed you SO MUCH SHANE! Please keep making videos!

[@kayep66]

Missed you so much, watched you for years. You mean a lot to me. I love to see you back

[@sixxygrrl]

Shane, you and Ryland could have a small wedding right on your property by the pond... Invite immediate family and close friends, wear comfy nice clothes (whatever you like) and have a reception right there after. Have Crumbl cookies and Chipotle catered if you want and Bam! A lovely, romantic wedding for you two that will be memorable and beautiful for you both while keeping it about your relationship and you two. Also, would LOVE to listen to a podcast by you Shane!!!

[@camilleelasky537]

Unfortunately the closest crumbl is like an hour away😢

[@hailzb17]

Ryland wants a big wedding though

[@ivansikima7915]

Podcast lmao anyone here remember Shane and Friends? When he did it with Jessie and his former producer I forgot her name goddamn those were the days

[@VicckyP365]

@@ivansikima7915 lol yes!! Those were my fav. It had suchhhh dark humor, I’m blanking on her name rn. I’m thinking Lauren but idk

[@ivansikima7915]

@@VicckyP365 YES LAUREN that was her name Lauren Schnipper I think thanks for the help but yea such dark messed up humour I loved it and miss it everyday

[@kriptiklucasion4994]

This video just proved to me that Ryland is the best person for Shane. He's like his anchor. He supports him, but also makes sure he doesn't get exhausted by trying to bite more than he can chew. He's been with him in good times and in bad. Shane is lucky to have him.

[@juliethomas377]

My guts says Shane gonna leave his current boyfriend for a Woman soon

[@morganharris9821]

@@juliethomas377 fiancé*

[@mjcookieLOVE]

Personally I don't agree with this. Ryland is using Shane

[@audyo14]

@@mjcookieLOVE for what

[@bittersweetrainbows932]

@@mjcookieLOVE literally how and for what

[@marydavis9405]

Oh my god!! I've missed this soooo much! I love seeing Shane happy and laughing. Living for where you are in life right now! In the off chance you read this Shane, we love every type of video you make- because you make them. ❤️ p.s. would love for you to review scary movies!

[@clairewilson9590]

I’m only 10 minutes in but I’ve just realised I’ve been grinning ear to ear the whole time, it’s like hanging out with friends :’)

[@wildcathill]

Exactly!!!

[@BeccaE]

Yes same I’m feeling like I’m standing there with them lol dork

[@DawnMeow]

Shouldve flipped both pizzas over to see the underside. You’ll be able to tell from the markings on the bottom (differing colors and patterns) -pizza cook for 7 years

[@Specter-Seth]

It is SO NICE seeing the crew back together ❤ making jokes, living for it

[@miss_cow1320]

Shane just watching you grow as a person has made me smile so much And I picked up my phone today sad and I put it back down with my syndicate in the moston according to you I think I swear we have the same mental assurance lol I cant with the Chucky don't come at me because we're friends lmao 😂 I love u 💓 💗

[@dreenaweena3938]

Poor Ryland keeps asking Shane these questions about their relationship and Shane just doesn’t answers and laughs 😭😂💀

[@moyaxoxo5923]

Yeah …. There’s tea up in here 🥲

[@littleekellyy]

shane is one of the only people who make a 40 minute long video feel like 10 minutes.

[@leeman23664]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2SnqnWKisuDqcU

[@BawlSacc]

For real. They go by way too fast

[@wildcathill]

Seriouslyyyy I feel like I need to watch it again haha

[@anna-hz1pr]

HUHHHH this felt like 38 hours i genuinely couldn't get through 4 minutes

[@BawlSacc]

@@anna-hz1pr cool for you

[@kaylamosure4194]

"am i a f*cking bear?" KILLS me everytime

[@marianagonzalez8351]

You should have your own conspiracy show? The editing on these is 🔥 🔥

[@selenophilexx8216]

This was such a pleasant surprise. It’s exactly what I needed my depression was hitting kinda hard today lol

[@Sasha-lg1ln]

Saaame, hope you feel better❤ sending love

[@megansamples7820]

feel better ❤️❤️

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

Same

[@paigenoelle8439]

omg what same here :)

[@luluinterrupted9213]

I know the feeling. Hope u get better.

[@katiek1856]

Ryland, just start planning the wedding. Begin with making appointments with planners in CO and then it will start rolling and a date will soon be set. You really should have your wedding and reception in your backyard and you really need to hire the food trucks that you stop at all of the time for the “after party”. It would be iconic if you gave out Cumble cookies as favors.

[@kristinacorfield9149]

I love this version of you. You e healed. And didn’t lose the humour we love ! Proud mama bear here

[@AddiRockART]

The fact I saw Chuck E. Cheese pizza frozen for sale in grocery stores during the lockdown was wild. Kroger I think?

[@Xo.mami_]

SHANE WE NEED A CONSPIRACY DOCUMENTARY ABOUT EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THIS WORLD 😭

[@rrobyv]

no we don’t

[@edgarsantos9579]

@@rrobyv cry

[@EZ4S30NG]

@@edgarsantos9579 no he won't.

[@frankgallagher691]

It’s called the end times mann

[@sngray11]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5DQhHh_oq9jqpI He just posted an epic conspiracy theory doc today.

[@thejesuschrist]

So blessed to have you back! ❤️🙏🏼

[@spacemonkey7710]

ur jesus christ

[@3M1M1]

Oh Jesus Christ

[@blandpolecat2406]

Omj

[@kimberly2361]

Hey JC how's it goin homie?

[@xarachne8473]

Cringe

[@jenny2165]

SHANE!!! I NEEDED THIS FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS!! Sooo glad you’re back I remember watching the Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy video 🥹

[@CamoDragon0901]

someone should call and order an uncut pizza from Chuck E Cheese

[@melaniej1983]

shane looks so much more happier and healthier ! im glad that he took a long break to focus on himself ❤️

[@wolffisu]

He didn't take a break to focus on himself. He took a break because he was getting heavy fire for some age old bs when "shock humor" was popular and people took him seriously. It was more "acceptable" humor back then. Anywhooo, I'm glad to see so much more positivity in these comments instead of people hating in the comments over old shit from a kid on the internet.

[@thegoodguy44]

HAHAHA !

[@xxMaddySunxx]

he literally looks the exact same

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

@@wolffisu Exactly, so upset he had to leave in the first place. I watched so many KZbinrs from back when shock humor was a thing and so many people did it. But only he was cancelled??

[@missmistyeyedd]

@@wolffisu RIGHT

[@taylorrcom]

Can we get a series of you going back and revisiting things that were huge for you on KZbin? Graveyard girl, Chuck E. Cheese, conspiracy palette with Jeffree etc. and reflecting on it and almost making it a huge laughing with you moment.

[@munchems]

I love how when Ryland is on the phone ordering the pizza, he is so not having Shane’s shit. 😂

[@abigailklein9032]

I’ve been watching a lot of Shane’s channel videos lately and I so appreciate how authentic he is. He is genuinely funny and genuinely himself which is admirable compared to most “influencers” quoted because I hate that word.

[@haleytackett3768]

Okay so my friend used to work at Chuck E. Cheese and he told me he knows the answer for the weird pizzas. They make several and cut them all up. Since a lot of small children go there, they usually serve slices of pizzas, so there is a lot of pizzas in the back that only have a few slices taken out. So when someone orders a whole pizza, they put the mismatched slices together and reheat it as a whole pie. So technically…. you’re right. it’s just not served out to kids and then brought back, as least at his location

[@jessiec2220]

No

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3iumH6hiZ1kfNk

[@tomaselgalan6944]

@@jessiec2220 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoPFaq2vqpiMiLM

[@MakeUpLikeFlo]

Tell your friend he is a goddamn liar I worked at CEC for 3 years please.

[@uhhhhokey2144]

@@MakeUpLikeFlo people have different experiences, different places do different things… so technically hes not a liar..

[@shainagibson5083]

Ryland panicking when he was trying to explain how the flying pig was symbolic KILLED ME😂😂😂

[@jaycee6985]

😂😂NOT THAT 1 SECOND DISCLAIMER IN THE VIDEO THAT I HAD TO LITERALLY REWIND AND STOP AND PAUSE TO READ 😂😂😂😂

[@SamanthaNeersoo]

you should order a very strange and specific combination of toppings to which the chance that someone else had ordered it is extremely low and see how it comes out

[@Fionamarie0211]

My son is 14 and he attempted last year. It was the scariest thing that's ever happened. Mental health is such an important subject. It would be wonderful to see you bring more awareness to the topic I know it's often a taboo subject so people don't speak about it often.

[@MelindaPittser]

I'm so glad he is here. I have a feeling he is a very empathetic person. Much love to your family

[@gabbielogan9271]

I hope he's doing well, as a fellow 14 year old teenage depression truly does hit hard. And fast. Just try to be there for your son, that's all he wants❤

[@natashav3442]

Wow I’m so thankful she is still here

[@mohammedajmal273]

Attempted what?

[@NaimV_fx]

Shane should’ve flipped the pizzas over to see if their were any burn marks that don’t match. They can put cheese and reheat it to make the pizza look new, but the underside of the pizza would still be cooked a different color than the others I think right?

[@lilyjane570]

YES

[@ogfallingoverthemoon]

That’s so smart! Now I kinda wanna try it for myself since they didn’t do it lol

[@me1yeah.]

we don’t even have chucky cheese anymore chucky ran from my state 😭

[@ogfallingoverthemoon]

@@me1yeah. how sad 😞 well, we still got plenty in California so come on over anytime… just for Chuck E lol

[@aprilpineda1317]

When you said if Chucky cheese would sponsor a dominoes commercial showed up hahaha 🤣

[@MuboProjects]

Does anyone else wonder how it's possible that Shane doesn't do stand up? I feel like he'd be incredibly good at it.

[@KenTheSteak]

no

[@goldrush18x]

I feel like he would’ve killed it before he got cancelled. I think his humor is a lot less dark and nihilistic now because he’s scared of getting cancelled again lol

[@madelynbarhorst]

You know what would be cool, him and Tim Dillon in the pod 😂 it would be just two fat gay slobs ragging about how shit society is

[@arwenflowers]

He actually has before! Look what I found! kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpeahIKvmJeobq8 Ps sorry wrong video before haha

[@brookepayne4805]

Shane I know that things were awful for a long time there but I never wanted you to kill yourself and hearing that you struggled with those thoughts saddens me a lot. Please know that no one wants you gone from the world, please stay strong, things will work out💖

[@natashav3442]

Same I got severely harassed because I liked Shane furring his cancellation it was heavy

[@jjulianne]

I JUST KNOW SHANE STILL BELIEVES THEY RECYCLE THEIR PIZZA he just don’t wanna get in trouble 💀😭

[@angelenaj0Li3]

I can’t believe it’s been 3 years or so since that video! What is time? But also why after that time does it STILL look sus lol

[@Mid3862]

Lol

[@Berthyelia]

Consult your doctor before you go to Chuck E. Cheese… lol it’s dangerously good…

[@timthatshim8037]

I don't think Shane and Ryland are still together anymore, because every time they're in the same room and speaking to each other there's some underlying cringy tension in the air😬

[@justteething8428]

I love that he is being avant garde like not afraid of being “cancelled” this is the best Shane.

[@arianabolkameh4239]

He’s not afraid of being cancelled because he still gets a shit ton of money and views from being problematic

[@justteething8428]

@@arianabolkameh4239 what problems has he actually caused ?

[@Mid3862]

There's no such thing as canceling him

[@elizabethgrogan8553]

I'm looking forward to Shane's conspiracy theories. They are addictive. A podcast would be the cherry on top

[@weezerat]

yasss

[@jasonstewart6613]

Please have piper Perri on your Podcast

[@novatheraven]

Ehhhh podcasts are what kinda got us into the mess he was in to begin with😭

[@jasonstewart6613]

@@novatheraven 👎

[@kimburger555]

last time he had a podcast things got a little…. messy

[@notbadmeme7359]

no

[@fanglemangle510]

i like how right behind chucky cheese is a whole urgent care

[@XxSabellaxX]

Not even half way through this video and this is the Shane I’ve missed!!! Welcome back queen! Can’t wait for the next one!

[@RichLux713]

Yess the shane is back !!!!!

[@MadoyaTatemano]

Yea!!!!!

[@impulse-z7947]

Babe!

[@jodiebeesbumblings9358]

THEE Shane is back alright! Wooo!! 🥳🥳🥳

[@laceyd4239]

Yesssss hunni!!!! Love u so mach!!

[@diniak47]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar I subbed:) best of luck!

[@savannahh5818]

I need the shane dawson podcast, I haven't watched your videos in forever but watching reminded me of the genuine joy and laughter you bring me.

[@TameiraChrishae]

Shane is the only KZbin I be cracking up 😭 he’s just too funny for me 😂

[@LivinLikeSonjay21]

“Last time we saw him he was a BITCH….. and now he’s a man”✨👄💅 glad to see you and your humor are still thriving Shane!

[@squish9781]

It would be awesome if you guys could use your time in LA to visit haunted locations or murder sights and tell the story of them and go there during the night (or day) to pick up on the energies. Just a suggestion but It's always something I've wanted to see you do since you started your haunted vlog series back in 2017. Love you

[@leeman23664]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2SnqnWKisuDqcU🔥🔥

[@theflowerhead]

And a spirit box!

[@squish9781]

@@theflowerhead omg yes i always wanted them to use a real spirit box I bet shane would lose it LOL

[@theflowerhead]

@@squish9781 Lol. ^-^ They're really fascinating when they say several relevant things, or you catch an evp that matches the box. I'd love to see that.

[@alexandramixon695]

I love Shane so freaking much! I’ve watched him since I was younger and still love him I’m an OG fan & will always be a fan his humor is unmatched 🥰❤️

[@jailynesantana7507]

I AM CRYINGGG AT WORK 🤣🤣🤣 not the “HAVE A CHUCK E. DAY” 😂😂😂😂

[@nikkidoodlesx3]

To be honest, I think Chucky's should personally take Shane and his crew in to show him their pizza making process so that we can all see exactly why they are so misshaped and end it once and for all on a positive for both sides. also though, definitely make more conspiracy videos :)

[@AnonOE190]

I have a thought that it was maybe only certain chuck E cheese places...idk

[@brady50429]

3 anti gay word is all that comes to mind with Shane Dawson.

[@SandiByrd]

That is a great idea. If they have nothing to hide they should totally do it.

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3iumH6hiZ1kfNk

[@redkoifish]

YES

[@joeykxo]

this is the shane that helped me through hella amounts of depression after coming out to nonacceptable parents. please keep making videos like this, i miss this shane! :')

[@nicholasogden859]

This comment section capping a lil too hard

[@terraodell]

"If your watching this video.. You know." I love how right you are lol

[@avarose116]

shane please make more “stupid” (they’re not stupid) hour long videos like this they’re so entertaining and i’ve been waiting all day to watch this video, i literally planned my day around it😅😅

[@promhall1899]

how’d you find about about it he dropped it out of no where…i want what secret notifs you’re getting girllll!!!

[@sherylAA]

SAME :)

[@redkoifish]

@@promhall1899 his instagram stories !!

[@sherylAA]

@@promhall1899 Instagram

[@monicafaour]

@@promhall1899 he has been telling us on his ig stories

[@Sasha-lg1ln]

I was having a horrible past couple of days, but this made everything so much better ❤ thank you!

[@JaMiEsHoRtY21]

It’ll get better.. ☺️ let time do it’s thing !

[@Mari-cr9ff]

Fr I was just looking his channel yesterday hoping for a vid

[@lindseyscammell1431]

Sorry to hear you've been having a tough time recently. Sending you lots of love and strength to help you get through it. Better days are coming kitten...I promise xx

[@VoVina111]

Same here!

[@Sasha-lg1ln]

@@lindseyscammell1431 thank you so much! I really hope so..appreciate you ❤ sending lots of love back xo🙏

[@faith5104]

Watched Shane from the time I was in 7th grade. I just graduated highschool. While I think I've outgrown him and don't agree with his past actions it still made me feel a little bit better to watch this. 💙

[@lizzie354]

can beat ya (I’m older so of course I can) but it’s funny you say you’ve watched him since 7th grade and that’s also when I started to sneak his videos past the parents. Now my mom watches them with me & my sis now that we’re in our 20s😂 but his channel was very different back then & even more explicit but that’s what confused me about some of the controversy because no it doesn’t make it okay, but a lot of the films & shows back then were just like that. They would push taboos just for the heck of it without actually believing in the opinions it could seem like it was suggesting (i.e. Scary movies, any parody film ever, Beevus & Butthead, etc) so it wasn’t surprising that Shane a teen from that era would be influenced to want to make shock-worthy stuff whether it was right or not. Luckily, this generation seems to be a lot more level-headed than us (and I’m 26 so I’m probably the generation right under Shane-so weird cause I remember watching his vids when he was 22 & thinking that was so old 😂 he certainly has done so much more than I have at my age! Sad that all the controversy has kinda canceled that out) so y’all prob don’t watch that kind of entertainment & I don’t really recommend it, I never got why people liked it so much except for some reason Shane’s humor would be the only reason I’d put up with that style. Cause of enlightenment from my generation & the ones that followed that finally realized “hey this actually has negative effects” that’s what brought on all the controversy but it becomes like debates about other eras’ whether they get a pass because that’s how the culture was at the time & how people “fit in” or “stood out”. I think it should be a little bit of both as long as they acknowledge growth from it & understanding the wrongs and I think Shane has then a bit of understanding on other peoples’ parts needs to be given too. It’s an equal give & take. But anyways, my whole spiel is that since I’ve literally grown up with him it’s hard not to always care for him in the background as life changes for all of us. And I think that the core of his heart is good whether people want to acknowledge it or not (Ryland & his family wouldn’t still be there if it weren’t-if anything’s problematic it’s the hardcore Christian life his family had growing up that some prejudices could have come from that he was used to & subconsciously came through his work but I don’t think they were ever HIS views or intentions), he deserves to still be cared for and we shouldn’t feel bad to care for another fellow human being who also makes mistakes like everyone does.

[@sadee3175]

i think it’s silly to hold someone’s past against them. i bet you have done some things you aren’t proud of it probably just wasn’t in the public eye. cut him some slack

[@ayoCC]

@@sadee3175 probably no one agrees that if you stand for benevolence, and good in the present day, your past actions make you evil. Shane never stood for malice, violence or discrimination.

[@rachkat927]

I love this so much. I binge watch your old videos and this feels like you're back 😍😁❤️

[@Knewms]

Okay but if they wanted to vindicate themselves it would be easy. All of their pizzas turn out this way so they just need to record themselves making it and and show that it turns out different sizes. Since they haven’t done that even with all the scrutiny they are under, I would think it’s because they can’t 😬

[@nataliescurio9456]

they actually have posted a video of them cutting the pizza!

[@safomorarobinson4237]

I think that maybe before opening the restaurante they cook some pizza of each of the flavor they offer. And if someone ask for half and half they just take parts of the pizzas that have enough to make it and sell it.

[@ChickieKT]

They did....🙄

[@Knewms]

Am I a KT Clone? Where? Tag the video

[@ChickieKT]

@@Knewms dude it's been 3 years. It was on Twitter. I will look for it but not spending all my time looking for it. I can suggest you look at their Twitter too

[@jaejamieson2647]

Until they come up with a realistic and provable explanation for why their pizza looks like that, then they shouldn’t sue you and I will continue to believe the conspiracy

[@ustupid3934]

The explanation in the video is a legitimate reason. Pizza’s aren’t supposed to be perfectly circular if it’s handmade, sometimes the base can be ruined if they’ve used yeast, sometimes it’s just the employees fault (mistakes happen in a kitchen) The cuts are even it’s just that the pizza isn’t perfectly round. Ofc it’s not going to become a perfect round circle if it wasn’t perfectly round to begin with.

[@FutureBereaAlumn]

Watch MatPat’s video.

[@singingwolf8997]

@@ustupid3934 That all makes sense, but it won't explain why only one or two slices jut out from the rest. Even if the base wasn't perfectly circular, the slices should still be able to line up in an organic way, instead of straight edges and angles not fitting anywhere. I still don't think they're recycling pre-ordered slices, but it still doesn't seem like all the slices are coming from the same pie.

[@aphrodite3474]

@@ustupid3934 with all due respect that still doesn’t make sense. and i’m not looking for a fight i just want to hear the reasons. because even if the pizza isn’t perfect or cut wrong the pieces should line up together when “squished” together. i’ve made homemade pizza wonky before and the wonky part still lines up once it squished together. same with cutting , i never can cut it symmetrically but when pushed together it lines up. so i’m just confused how it happens😂

[@arumikahaven]

Matpat from Food theory literally explained it 💀

[@Shokugeki213]

5:46 - i thought their clock has 3 birds and 1 chicken drumstick haha

[@hpbori]

I know this video is like 8 months old but my God have I missed you. You and Ryland and ur beautiful relationship mixed with hysterical jokes and conversations.

[@mariyahanson]

sooooo true

[@Wixney]

What? I don't think you can perceive time

[@BestKateScenario]

I love the relationship Shane & Ryland have. They’ve been the target of so many disturbed toxic hateful incredibly immature hypocritical people & yet managed to not only survive it all, but thrive.

[@cassie1753]

idk to me it seems the opposite, the way shane is treating ryland in this one seems super off putting and makes me feel uncomfortable for ryland

[@LilyIan]

This!!!!

[@jasmynebaez97]

@@cassie1753 i was loooking and digging for a comment like this. I feel bad for ryland. I dont know their personal life obviously but just from this video alone ryland just looked uncomfortable every time shane talked about vaginas and flirted with chris. It made me think back to my toxic ex who would show off in front of people by putting me down or disregarding my feelings.