The Lazy Republican (321) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Come see me in your city chrisdelia.com/tour

[@spartan_warrior5927]

Chris I conform Delia. 😂

[@timothyMiller777]

Coming to Roanoke Virginia any time soon ?

[@DranoelKing]

584.000

[@aliengranpa]

No Wisconsin or Minnesota shows? Dude!

[@ajp1282]

Chocolate Croissant is still the best reaction vid IMHO. I die laughing w Chris every time I watch it 😂😂😂

[@MrChoobsabre]

For me it's the George Brett story or the "walk right up!"

[@ChildishGambeaner]

The Italian family for me lol. "I gotta live with that everyday!"

[@jesuslovespotatoes]

Remember boys and girls, chicks don’t have dicks.

[@Riomojo]

That blasting dudes segment was deep, I felt that

[@elpnut9024]

I bet you did lol

[@UvaTunes]

Mmmmbbbrrrrrrrrtttttt

[@johnsabrina1]

How deep?🤣

[@penderwells6414]

If Chris was single with no family, he would definitely work in the botanic section of Home Depot

[@mayes1mike]

🎯

[@thatguy9807]

I'mean "botanic!"

[@vyperr47]

I mean, he'd probably just be a comedian, like he was before them. Y'know?

[@ajp1282]

As someone who worked in a Home Depot, I lol'd. I can totally see it 😂

[@Redmayne152]

Actually he'd probably still be trying to start his sex cult

[@ETbenzer]

Im glad that chris' son and his other son are doing great!

[@Isho_0685]

They promote gay month everywhere but completely ignore that June is men’s mental health month.

[@dreamether7808]

These make believe months are getting ridiculous lol.

[@nathanwho1384]

The best part of this new ideology, is that everything normal and biologically true for thousands of years, is now the fringe "extreme" point of view. Its definitely not extreme to tell a man he is a woman and let him into private womens spaces. But its extreme to tell him he isnt a woman. Think about that.

[@Chazz605]

Im a simple guy. I watch the episode on Patreon and then also again on youtubes. The algorithm my babies.

[@SupergoodStudios]

That’s a true baby

[@trltotalrequestlaura414]

“Call me exparagus” - I laughed so hard and choked on my salad. This cult is Da Best Music!😂❤️❤️❤️

[@mayes1mike]

Chris tolerates everything then gets mad when things get to the point that he has to tolerate them 😅

[@Gyork_]

Undertaker was my favorite wrestler back when I watched wrestling and I never realize he wore yoga pants until someone pointed it out to me the other day, and that's how I know I am not gay.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

I love how Chris says that George Knapp was pissed that he had to report on that and he doesn't believe in aliens. 😂😂 You really should look up who George Knapp is.

[@mattoverbaugh6057]

Came here to say this lol

[@phinsup402]

Chris also completely dismissed the light coming down from the sky that was recorded from the cop camera and the neighbor's ring camera with the loud bang when the light came down from the sky. S'cuda, Chris

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@phinsup402 that loud bang the neighbor recorded was from 2 weeks prior. The neighbor admitted it wasn't from that night.

[@rplgrime8006]

That's so funny he didn't know who George was!

[@picklygirl123]

The “well that was creepy, tell me more about that” sound KILLED ME

[@MatthewCharles]

I'm MAGA Conservative any nothing you've ever said has offended me or mad me upset in any way. Just remember, some people suck all the time. people are way to sency

[@dylancampbell1165]

Same here man Chris is hilarious

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

Two whitest guys ever.

[@trezilstah]

This entire episode had my attention And I haven't had a good chuckle like this in a sad long time. Thank you

[@ChildishGambeaner]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW CHRIS IS A DAD

[@thatguy9807]

The wait is over. Finally the new episode has dropped.

[@GKTorn.]

a fresh new episode

[@psychobeefsticker]

The wait is over? How long do u usually have to wait between both of his podcasts?

[@thatguy9807]

@@psychobeefsticker too long.

[@gamerjamson]

So nailed it in the first 20 minutes. After June where did all those rainbow flags go? It's not just corporations either, its small businesses as well. If they kept those things up all year round, they would lose business. Depending on the neighborhood. Sad but true. Pride is a marketing tool much like everything else.

[@TheFinisher669]

No, it's a celebration that stores exploit. It's not a marketing tool bu default.

[@danbonumber1]

Companies following trends?!! 😮😮😮😮😮 Who would've thought?!!

[@neon_dex42]

Chris isn't gay, he's just deeply closeted lol Love the podcast... consistently silly

[@danbonumber1]

Chris i love ya dearly but the whole obsession with pride and gay people is getting tiresome man. You mention it almost every episode, I'll always love you and follow you to the bitter end but it just feels a bit hacky and predictable now. You do you tho, youre a legend of the game so what the fuck do i know lol

[@jacsprat00]

Chris just out here low key tellin’ us what makes him splurt! 💀💀

[@deborahdobbie]

Thank you for ALWAYS saying what I’m thinking. You’re the best. I can’t stand groups either. Except the cult. Only group I’ve ever wanted to be apart of.

[@amiracle1269]

Team tall grass

[@FactCheckingCuz]

How does this guy still have any audience?. Glad to see its decreased 500% but still, wake up folks.

[@Jleon1983]

Im a crossdresser/ was going to be trans and I find you hilarious and don't get offended at anything because yoire a comedian.

[@JustinMeansRighteous]

The hate comments on the pride segment saying they’ll unfollow never really followed you at all. They don’t think to well Chris…the true Babies understood the mission.

[@jasondoobies]

True baby here. Quit it with the homo agenda.

[@michaelroy6046]

Come to Portland Maine pleeeeease

[@BenjyMaine]

As a Native American, I can concur that this is definitely how we worship women parts 😂😂 it’s called the splurt dance

[@spartan_warrior5927]

Chris is so ahead of the game.

[@getchapull23]

Could barley tell it was him

[@annamillar4794]

The games Trash

[@silverandgoldfish]

Every time chris talks about dj khaled I lose it 🤣 call me eggsparagus 💀

[@kennypowers8654]

I’ve been watching this podcast since literally episode 1, however many years ago. I can without a doubt say the “pussy part” is the hardest I have ever laughed. Thank you so much

[@alexcifello7005]

Gosh that ritual of vagina gazing is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while

[@mattlinic]

i miss when you say "congargulations"

[@mcvac9440]

Why don’t u move to Philadelphia it’s always sunny so I here

[@jacobtorretta9801]

People not interpreting political sarcasm is insane

[@Chr1st8l]

Congrats to you D’Elia, one of your best podcasts.

[@censordeez]

I love red pill Chris so much

[@MichaelJComedy]

The call me exparagus bit was unreal. That’s why you’re levels above anyone else with this shitz

[@johnlychans8220]

I think Pac would be a Republican today he was cool with Trump. He def wouldn't be with all this gay shit. Or be like IDGAF bro. just like normal humans do.

[@cjclubseltzer]

New gay bar name “Blasting Dude Central” 😂

[@bagirath_prakash]

3:55 S'secretly sus! 😂

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Elon is Top G!

[@isiddiqui5162]

Most dented person

[@mikerotch6989]

19:07 😆😆😆😆😆

[@richardtc3]

69th comment

[@milescoleman910]

You are kinda grumpy and you don’t tip. And I shall now place this everywhere… ….nah I won’t, you’re pretty funny …. You don’t tip though… …Then again… I’m pretty terrible at my shite job…so fairs fair…. ….I think I’m not saying anything at this point…. ….just enjoying doing it in pieces…

[@parkergainey5847]

S'early

[@Blastycat]

Chris, the lady doth protest too much. You grappling with being gay makes tour entire life make sense.

[@MelakuOfficial]

The reason they are putting alien bs on the news is to prep us for project bluebeam. Cmon I though we all knew this 🙄

[@christopherdennett2279]

George Knapp 100% believes in aliens 😆 He’s the guy who broke the Bob Lazar story back in the 80s I think?

[@ztconwayify]

See u here in Vegas Chris

[@jonnyhollywood514]

with you chris 100% ALL OF ITTTT is absolutely insane!!! lolol

[@swefable]

I live in Las Vegas. Friend is a cop. The FBI and CIA came to visit the house. Not saying it did or didn’t happen but the government DID come to visit.

[@Xpzilla]

"Im not political" Ehh s'not'fooling anyone. Politics take up so much time in the episodes these days. I don't mean political jokes, thats all good, but these political rants are a bore cause Chris never has a unique take. At least there's timestamps to skip to so thanks to the editor for that.

[@James_D_]

I was just thinking about what happened to the lazy republican in the shower the other day

[@christycockrell5419]

Honestly I think something preeeeeetty fucked up is occurring if they’re distracting us with aliens now! Yay!

[@Sl4ck0tik]

The stuff you said about politics "if you're not in the middle, you're batshit" could probably get you voted president.

[@jerjerber]

"Doesnt beleive in aliens, that guy" dude George Knapp has been researching Aliens and writing books aboit them for decades haha

[@carsonmcclelland3061]

Dude...after seeing the people who showed up to see you in Cincinnati, I'm not at allll surprised homophobes got offended by you lol

[@evanbrown9905]

21:50 Mark Wahlberg

[@johnsharkey5255]

God, Americans can't understand how so different a North Dublin accent is to a Cork or Kerry accent, not that they do any Irish accents well

[@theivanpe]

I got Max; Netflix, paramount plus, Cthulhu, Amazon prime 👍🏿

[@LoneWolfDion]

if you think that conor mcgregor stunt was real you might be redacted

[@Leavebrittanylone._]

You did not just cut our croissant bit

[@Leavebrittanylone._]

@chris Delia

[@TxBones19]

The lazy Republicans, one of my favorites, bro bring back the elder pin

[@Natalie-dw9jy]

When I heard the phrase “nervous laughs,” I knew Chris was about to get very excited 😂

[@GrantWilliams666]

Yattadd up Congratulations, Chris are we sure it was the Men in Black that knocked on their door and instead it was a couple of people who were on a mission from God and the Black Men were really the Blues Brothers ?

[@joshd6769]

Nails the actual truth here, which is that people in the real world with jobs and bills to pay, mouths to feed, really don't care about these issues that actually only exist on twitter.

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

Lol 😂 people still watch this guy?

[@dandehond1872]

“N.. Don’t mess up the circle of flowers.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@allynciadixon4070]

Definitely inspired me to bend my knees in the gym today

[@m0rtred]

😂😂

[@SeanGreezy]

KZbin tried to tell me I watched this, Im glad I made sure because this might be top 5 funniest

[@three_coffees]

you and Tate had the same joke about giving your chick to drive your expensive car

[@johnforce44]

I think all guys should be gay joke is such a good take on corporations promotions lately

[@FrostedClarinet]

49:02 “so nobody steals a tv and holds it tall” lmfaaooo amazing line

[@WIX-96]

Chris we need the elder pins back

[@BlxxdLeaf]

Agreed

[@trezilstah]

It absolutely HAS felt like it's been THREE weeks!? Sup with that?! The first 2mins are undeniably my spirit animal. I think I'm the shit. But really deep down I don't feel like shit and i ignore that by focusing my attention on fun but destructive habits. I am the youngest 39yo ever. I even have 2 (only just) adult sons. But now I live back with my parents. And I recently went to my first hardstyle music festival. And then a few more. But I'm not having a midlife crisis. This podcast has made me laugh so hard I actually forgot my reality and I need that 🤙See you in the tall tall grass

[@violetpee308]

Perfect time to binge TMP!

[@willgreen3665]

Every time u stop talking and stare at the screen I think my phone is broke or something

[@FactoryFugitive]

The dude passed out in the car was definitely on Heroin.

[@Ha.martian]

16:20 damn…we got some deadbrains in the log cabin, this is good filtering

[@TxBones19]

Hey Chris, Maurice Micklewhite 💀💀💀

[@danielclay1378]

those dudes got high and fell asleep watching space jam

[@samb9110]

Keep speaking your mind Chris. Your the best.

[@jesusthemillionaire]

i support all gay lesbian trans etc people but i am anti “pride”

[@scgtyur]

Damn… went from 500k an episode to 50k. Career over

[@rubenruiz5809]

Chris has never even considered blasting dudes ?

[@koesimo]

I neeeeeeeeded my silly goose time.

[@Evilwombat]

Splurt, splurt, and we're splurting 🤣

[@benhall3888]

Dude, quit making it sound like these cities you’re going to are irrelevant and don’t matter when you announce where your tour dates are.

[@Phrate]

That's part of the humor dude

[@CallMeTony_SB]

chris Wake Up, the Matrix still has you

[@aliengranpa]

Only at 9 minutes in but I have 2 thoughts: 1, the tats are definitely a good alternative to a mid life crisis. I'm 51, and in January I had 3 tattoos that I'd gotten over the years...then I got a tattoo gun for my anniversary. Now I'm up to 61 tattoos and I have zero regrets. 2, it's been awhile since your last podcast, but (no judgement) are you on too much Adderall...or not ENOUGH Adderall?😂 Never change my friend!

[@Luke-im8sv]

I love Chris for staying true to himself ❤️

[@Max_Jacob]

The tech TV bit is from which episode?

[@Ctpg93]

Title of ep "Oh shit i shouldnt of woke him up*

[@WitchyWithASideOfQueso]

day 1 baby here; chris... no one is talking about about SEXUALITY with children. Being transgender has nothing to do w sexuality!!!

[@lukef9312]

The funniest bit I’ve ever heard 30:00

[@BlxxdLeaf]

Only the hard hitting fact on this podcast. Spitting facts about political extremists. Too far left or right, you're batshit crazy xD

[@MisterTheFister]

damn Chris Career is over 😂 Joe Rogan no longer talks to the kiddie lover

[@CaNdY18x37]

People don't understand comedy

[@jonnyhollywood514]

this one is an all-timer for chris lol