The Lazy Republican (321) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Come see me in your city chrisdelia.com/tour

[@spartan_warrior5927]

Chris I conform Delia. 😂

[@timothyMiller777]

Coming to Roanoke Virginia any time soon ?

[@DranoelKing]

584.000

[@aliengranpa]

No Wisconsin or Minnesota shows? Dude!

[@FrostedClarinet]

49:02 “so nobody steals a tv and holds it tall” lmfaaooo amazing line

[@ajp1282]

Chocolate Croissant is still the best reaction vid IMHO. I die laughing w Chris every time I watch it 😂😂😂

[@MrChoobsabre]

For me it's the George Brett story or the "walk right up!"

[@ChildishGambeaner]

The Italian family for me lol. "I gotta live with that everyday!"

[@shane7277]

Robot Jesus is amazing

[@penderwells6414]

If Chris was single with no family, he would definitely work in the botanic section of Home Depot

[@mayes1mike]

🎯

[@thatguy9807]

I'mean "botanic!"

[@vyperr47]

I mean, he'd probably just be a comedian, like he was before them. Y'know?

[@ajp1282]

As someone who worked in a Home Depot, I lol'd. I can totally see it 😂

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

Actually he'd probably still be trying to start his sex cult

[@Riomojo]

That blasting dudes segment was deep, I felt that

[@elpnut9024]

I bet you did lol

[@UvaTunes]

Mmmmbbbrrrrrrrrtttttt

[@johnsabrina1]

How deep?🤣

[@ETbenzer]

Im glad that chris' son and his other son are doing great!

[@trltotalrequestlaura414]

“Call me exparagus” - I laughed so hard and choked on my salad. This cult is Da Best Music!😂❤️❤️❤️

[@picklygirl123]

The “well that was creepy, tell me more about that” sound KILLED ME

[@trezilstah]

This entire episode had my attention And I haven't had a good chuckle like this in a sad long time. Thank you

[@Jleon1983]

Im a crossdresser/ was going to be trans and I find you hilarious and don't get offended at anything because yoire a comedian.

[@dandehond1872]

“N.. Don’t mess up the circle of flowers.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustinMeansRighteous]

The hate comments on the pride segment saying they’ll unfollow never really followed you at all. They don’t think to well Chris…the true Babies understood the mission.

[@jasondoobies]

True baby here. Quit it with the homo agenda.

[@Gyork_]

Undertaker was my favorite wrestler back when I watched wrestling and I never realize he wore yoga pants until someone pointed it out to me the other day, and that's how I know I am not gay.

[@gamerjamson]

So nailed it in the first 20 minutes. After June where did all those rainbow flags go? It's not just corporations either, its small businesses as well. If they kept those things up all year round, they would lose business. Depending on the neighborhood. Sad but true. Pride is a marketing tool much like everything else.

[@ASHsor]

No, it's a celebration that stores exploit. It's not a marketing tool bu default.

[@danbonumber1]

Companies following trends?!! 😮😮😮😮😮 Who would've thought?!!

[@thatguy9807]

The wait is over. Finally the new episode has dropped.

[@GKTorn.]

a fresh new episode

[@psychobeefsticker]

The wait is over? How long do u usually have to wait between both of his podcasts?

[@thatguy9807]

@@psychobeefsticker too long.

[@nathanwho1384]

The best part of this new ideology, is that everything normal and biologically true for thousands of years, is now the fringe "extreme" point of view. Its definitely not extreme to tell a man he is a woman and let him into private womens spaces. But its extreme to tell him he isnt a woman. Think about that.

[@Chazz605]

Im a simple guy. I watch the episode on Patreon and then also again on youtubes. The algorithm my babies.

[@SupergoodStudios]

That’s a true baby

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

I love how Chris says that George Knapp was pissed that he had to report on that and he doesn't believe in aliens. 😂😂 You really should look up who George Knapp is.

[@mattoverbaugh6057]

Came here to say this lol

[@phinsup402]

Chris also completely dismissed the light coming down from the sky that was recorded from the cop camera and the neighbor's ring camera with the loud bang when the light came down from the sky. S'cuda, Chris

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@phinsup402 that loud bang the neighbor recorded was from 2 weeks prior. The neighbor admitted it wasn't from that night.

[@rplgrime8006]

That's so funny he didn't know who George was!

[@Chr1st8l]

Congrats to you D’Elia, one of your best podcasts.

[@mayes1mike]

Chris tolerates everything then gets mad when things get to the point that he has to tolerate them 😅

[@Natalie-dw9jy]

When I heard the phrase “nervous laughs,” I knew Chris was about to get very excited 😂

[@Leavebrittanylone._]

You did not just cut our croissant bit

[@Leavebrittanylone._]

@chris Delia

[@Evilwombat]

Splurt, splurt, and we're splurting 🤣

[@silverandgoldfish]

Every time chris talks about dj khaled I lose it 🤣 call me eggsparagus 💀

[@spartan_warrior5927]

Chris is so ahead of the game.

[@getchapull23]

Could barley tell it was him

[@annamillar4794]

The games Trash

[@Luke-im8sv]

I love Chris for staying true to himself ❤️

[@Isho_0685]

They promote gay month everywhere but completely ignore that June is men’s mental health month.

[@dreamether7808]

These make believe months are getting ridiculous lol.

[@jacsprat00]

Chris just out here low key tellin’ us what makes him splurt! 💀💀

[@Commandercooll]

I had to keep my kindergartener home this week because they were showing them films to "celebrate and educate on pride." My 9 year old barely understands, so im not sure why they're going so hard on 5 year olds. My 9 year old knows im ok if he marries another boy. Thats about all they need to know at that age.

[@Bigjshifty08]

Seems strange for a school to project things like that on somebody so young that they're just counting nickels and coloring stuff. lol weird.

[@neon_dex42]

Chris isn't gay, he's just deeply closeted lol Love the podcast... consistently silly

[@MatthewCharles]

I'm MAGA Conservative any nothing you've ever said has offended me or mad me upset in any way. Just remember, some people suck all the time. people are way to sency

[@dylancampbell1165]

Same here man Chris is hilarious

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

Two whitest guys ever.

[@jerjerber]

"Doesnt beleive in aliens, that guy" dude George Knapp has been researching Aliens and writing books aboit them for decades haha

[@MichaelJComedy]

The call me exparagus bit was unreal. That’s why you’re levels above anyone else with this shitz

[@deborahdobbie]

Thank you for ALWAYS saying what I’m thinking. You’re the best. I can’t stand groups either. Except the cult. Only group I’ve ever wanted to be apart of.

[@amiracle1269]

Team tall grass

[@christopherdennett2279]

George Knapp 100% believes in aliens 😆 He’s the guy who broke the Bob Lazar story back in the 80s I think?

[@bagirath_prakash]

3:55 S'secretly sus! 😂

[@samb9110]

Keep speaking your mind Chris. Your the best.

[@jonnyhollywood514]

with you chris 100% ALL OF ITTTT is absolutely insane!!! lolol

[@mikerotch6989]

19:07 😆😆😆😆😆

[@AyeeePeee]

The ending is hilarious 😂

[@censordeez]

I love red pill Chris so much

[@islanddoggear]

The thing that makes me laugh the most about this podcast, is knowing that Chris is sitting in a room talking to himself for an hour making his own self laugh lol

[@alexcifello7005]

Gosh that ritual of vagina gazing is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while

[@BenjyMaine]

As a Native American, I can concur that this is definitely how we worship women parts 😂😂 it’s called the splurt dance

[@Todd1990]

I love this guy. His content is what makes my days

[@Max_Jacob]

The tech TV bit is from which episode?

[@swefable]

I live in Las Vegas. Friend is a cop. The FBI and CIA came to visit the house. Not saying it did or didn’t happen but the government DID come to visit.

[@kennypowers8654]

I’ve been watching this podcast since literally episode 1, however many years ago. I can without a doubt say the “pussy part” is the hardest I have ever laughed. Thank you so much

[@ChildishGambeaner]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW CHRIS IS A DAD

[@deyannaf4380]

I am 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂Great pod!!!

[@ztconwayify]

See u here in Vegas Chris

[@christycockrell5419]

Honestly I think something preeeeeetty fucked up is occurring if they’re distracting us with aliens now! Yay!

[@SeanGreezy]

KZbin tried to tell me I watched this, Im glad I made sure because this might be top 5 funniest

[@mikehaley7591]

Who looks at shredded dudes chicks and then “uh -ohs” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel all the insiders bro😂😂😂😂

[@trishm142]

17:16 the most truest of the statements ever of all time

[@KennySherwood10]

I realllllllllllllllllllly wish Chris would do an "imagine all the people" ig post singing just LEANING into it like a heel in wrestling, i would cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy laughing

[@marniebrimhall986]

Those are good takes!!!! Well said Chris.... 😊

[@mattlinic]

i miss when you say "congargulations"

[@allynciadixon4070]

Definitely inspired me to bend my knees in the gym today

[@m0rtred]

😂😂

[@KennySherwood10]

another great episode btw!

[@heeeeeem8520]

08:58 sounds like something someone who uses tiktok a lot would say😂

[@matthewelliottheinen]

If you push Chris D'Elia he says oops Your tour ad makes me think of the oops button 🙂. Genius product idea. Bought 1 immediately👍

[@Ha.martian]

16:20 damn…we got some deadbrains in the log cabin, this is good filtering

[@Xaer_]

Imma golf bag hahahaha

[@jasonwalz]

Holy hell, Chris is on one today. Great way to end my Friday. I'm in tears over here.

[@jonnyhollywood514]

this one is an all-timer for chris lol

[@michaelroy6046]

Come to Portland Maine pleeeeease

[@TxBones19]

The lazy Republicans, one of my favorites, bro bring back the elder pin

[@joshd6769]

Nails the actual truth here, which is that people in the real world with jobs and bills to pay, mouths to feed, really don't care about these issues that actually only exist on twitter.

[@michaelbrush741]

Chris's impression of Connor McGregor is just Brad Pitt's character in Snatch

[@banditmotoarmy490]

Hard hitting issues and silly goose time on lunch break… ❤

[@househeartbeats]

Splurting 😂😂😂😂

[@lekeeper1]

Fantastic it fell ... laughed so hard at the pure anger there. TY Chris

[@WIX-96]

Chris we need the elder pins back

[@BlxxdLeaf]

Agreed

[@koesimo]

I neeeeeeeeded my silly goose time.

[@caydenferrill2019]

Hilarious as usual. Especially the dj khaled and Conor Mc Gregor bits

[@James_D_]

I was just thinking about what happened to the lazy republican in the shower the other day

[@michaelhollabaugh4158]

Was going to take the family to the Museum of Modern Art. Showed them D’Elia’s arms instead. All good.

[@jamesd1586]

One of the babies gotta link chris' top 5 movies

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

Chris needs an Italian sunbath to be firing on all syllables

[@elemenz888]

Merch cap with 3 lines: illumi nadem gadem

[@jonheathman9221]

Backs so big they built an amphitheater on it and host musical festivals.

[@mnewt712]

I LOL every time!!!

[@jesuslovespotatoes]

Remember boys and girls, chicks don’t have dicks.

[@bossco111]

Needed this after backshift

[@ExploringIntrovert]

When are those Australian tickets coming!?

[@FactoryFugitive]

The dude passed out in the car was definitely on Heroin.

[@ThatDvdeMatt]

Chris is crazy but I’m here for it.

[@charliebailey7291]

great episode

[@jacobtorretta9801]

People not interpreting political sarcasm is insane

[@1800cxllect]

Great episode 😁

[@mrontime304]

W episode. i like bein neutral and seein everything for what it is💙

[@cjclubseltzer]

New gay bar name “Blasting Dude Central” 😂

[@MelakuOfficial]

The reason they are putting alien bs on the news is to prep us for project bluebeam. Cmon I though we all knew this 🙄

[@bigbosscrozz]

Did he just say his first kiss was a dude… its all good-but ya kissed a dude first 😂

[@ricardolarsen5550]

I’m 21:47 Chris all the time.😂😂

[@TxBones19]

Hey Chris, Maurice Micklewhite 💀💀💀

[@danielclay1378]

those dudes got high and fell asleep watching space jam

[@Ghostbustin]

It’s still cloudy my guy 😂😭

[@zachzaerr4793]

sign the wall. HAHAHAHAHA