The Legend Of The Crusaders

[@RiverdudeCovers]

Perfect as always Diana, loved being apart of it

[@datboiaurhen]

Yoooo, what up

[@meggamatty]

I thought it sounded like your cover

[@ProxyMoron]

BROTHEEERRRRRRRRR

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

Yoooo!

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Holy shit dude your cover was awesome :0

[@Tired-Sunny]

“i had no idea how...childish he used to be” i mean he was 17 so theres some excuse there-

[@Lunarthread]

and then there is a 15 year old mafia boss

[@vanessaotor3817]

3 of his closest friends did die, soooo

[@no-do5od]

I read this right when he said it 😂

[@itzcosmoz-x8604]

he also became a 12 or 13 year old? or younger

[@charlieclover5051]

@@itzcosmoz-x8604 he became 7

[@alexco.creations4074]

this is canon, and if it isn’t, it’s definitely how jotaro remembers it

[@psyfic9106]

ORA. SHUSH.

[@saphiraafoxx]

Star Platinum wait you can speak

[@0iwasthataj0joreference29]

;0; wat

[@aisir3725]

Munus ptsd and death of friends

[@brunobrx3599]

@@saphiraafoxx he may not speak, but he can surely type

[@God-Level-Threat]

Jotaro randomly screaming ORA to the heavens is now canon.

[@t0x1cl]

If Diavolo dies it is canon

[@joutakujo9773]

Well doesn't Star Platinum already do that in episode 26?

[@princessarialeer]

He had to let out all that stress one way or another.

[@testament4785]

@Artzi wait what’s the other way

[@princessarialeer]

Milk Milkthegod ;3

[@thiagotaubman5976]

I love the Oingo Boingo episode, because it implies that Jotaro actually does a bunch of silly and funny tricks off-camera to entertain the other crusaders

[@BaldingSaiyan]

YES!YES!YES!

[@advicelimited]

Oingo? "OK i know how to do that trick" Joseph "With five cigarettes" Oingo? "FU-"

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Why is it that those two never got a spin off? They’re fucking hilarious!

[@CoylerProductions]

That or Polnareff and Joseph knew it was Oingo the entire time and were intentionally fucking with him

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

I personally thought they knew it wasn’t jotaro and were fucking with him but I also like this idea

[@ang1217sr]

The clearly didn't read the section about him killing a Vampire.

[@vindiesel6695]

That's probably something Jotaro talks about off-screen, a lot. and you can't really blame him

[@Scazoid]

He punched them before they got the chance

[@zeiar776]

Or the part where 3 of the 6 crusaders died horribly.

[@minhnhan4568]

Holy you like have the devil

[@sukibloxyamada3614]

And defeating the all known Dio

[@OKTANE0]

I love how Jotaros entire face just turns into a book, instead of the weird face book that Koichi and Hazamada got

[@sleepy6890]

Mhm. But i'm just glad his hat stayed

[@feristired8092]

Gotta use the full power of heavens door so jotaro won't beat the shit out of him

[@TimmyTime-jo9qv]

I like to think his face was swapped with the book he was reading.

[@saulgudino315]

Rohan uses *face book* too much. Don’t worry I’ll leave

[@tedreal2748]

Woah 4 comment and 1.1k likes 😳

[@taylorq8320]

no ones gonna talk about how he started to drink paint water, took out the paint brush, and kept drinking

[@truji2582]

was looking for this comment

[@CorvusCarmen]

well- it was kakyoin's paint brush and water..?

[@reintempest2552]

Is that equal to huffing glue?

[@Unknown-qg5hs]

I mean... Speaking as an artist that has drank their own paint water, its not... THAT bad...

[@overwatchvsaiwarrior]

@@Unknown-qg5hs it barely tastes like anything anyways

[@0gre191]

Plot Twist: The Crusade was actually an immensely fun trip until the last few days, but since the only reliable person left to tell it is Jotaro, both the Morioh Warriors and the audience are told a somber tale of loss that includes none of the fun stuff that happened along the way. Passione got the unfiltered version from Polnareff and has detailed protocols for how to fuck with Jotaro’s head with inside jokes in case he comes to Italy

[@Methlover69]

I would love this being like a ova

[@lotus4129]

This needs a 2 season show. 1 season showing Jotaro's story (Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan style), and season 2 showing Polnareff give his story plus tips on how to fuck with Jotaro (Also TSKR style, but better)

[@blurrie9560]

lol

[@maxdino26]

@@lotus4129 that would be amazing

[@Ttegegg]

@@maxdino26 yay ovas

[@PapagenoDispo]

josuke and rohan: wow maybe he's got bizarre adventures jotaro: **_has ptsd and depression_**

[@nob0dii610]

Is it wrong i laughed at this?

[@chidubemmo]

@@nob0dii610 probably

[@mysincerestcondolences]

**sad ora noises**

[@mysincerestcondolences]

@@nob0dii610 **sad ora noises intensify**

[@saadinhalf]

JoJo’s PTSD and Depression just isn’t as catchy of a title though

[@sansgolem168]

So Josuke there were 2 identically shaped rocks funniest shit i've ever seen

[@smolgameboi1553]

Josuke, I kid you not, he turned his stand into Dio

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

Man that was hilarious

[@Toxivello]

Nice job, Squidwars Sans.

[@ghetoknight7801]

I don't get either of the jokes...

[@Toxivello]

@@ghetoknight7801 The 2 rocks where a mirror.

[@giornogiovanna3928]

I love the implication that the Stardust Crusaders are basically a group of legendary stand users that all the Morioh Warriors know.

[@shafiresmeraldo1091]

@Excelsior I love that lore tbh

[@joshguerrero5716]

I have a headcanon that the world of stand users know about the Legendary Crusaders and The Man Who Can Stop Time, which explains why everyone in pt 4 and 6 knows about them, plus it just makes them and their deeds all that more impactful.

[@shawn_99]

@@joshguerrero5716 Yeah, it's really nice to see a story you saw happen before your eyes become a legend

[@RealCoolstriker64]

When you run a second D&D campaign with the same GM with the same setting:

[@erwindipalac7387]

Gio-

[@yasu_h7842]

When you realize Jotaro's memories didn't show any of his friends' deaths because he never really saw Avdol, Kakyoin, and Iggy die

[@Malevolence460]

:( in a way that’s even worse, left to imagine those nightmares

[@alexanderscout]

He saw kakyoin die

[@Malevolence460]

@@alexanderscout nah he was on the roofs with polnareff when they first saw Joseph alone being tailed by dio

[@alexanderscout]

@@Malevolence460 no they saw it i did the math

[@maraudersacrusader]

Well he would've at least had to have identified Kakyoin's corpse? They couldn't have just left in in the water tower to decompose, and they probably buried him. So probably also a funeral. As for Iggy his corpse still exists, and it's likely that Joseph or the speedwagon foundation retrieved it.

[@big_titan_ofleft_house8377]

"That was pathetic" Me: *cries in roadroller*

[@banishingwarden]

L ma o

[@musikalmurder]

*cries in r e r o*

[@kek-senpai243]

*cries in wryyyyy*

[@boomouno6970]

Cool 100th like

[@Tuntor689]

*sobbing* ROADA ROLLER DA *even more crying* *sniff* wryyyyy...

[@jen1447]

Even then, Jotaro’s love for dolphins was the same and never stopped on his journeys he’s been through

[@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482]

He probably loves them even more since deserts give him PTSD.

[@DylanYoshi]

I like to imagine that Jotaro was secretly giddy at the opportunity to ride a submarine, and was highly disappointed when there were no dolphins.

[@davidgumazon]

@H M SCDF Stardust Crusaders Defense Force

[@JotaroDolphinkujo]

Dam it my secret is revealed

[@severussnape4370]

Jen.. I can’t stop time for 4 seconds.. -* goes on computer and deletes all the erotic Dolphin porn from email * their now, if I die my daughter will never know. * couple of years * Jolyne:looks into computer history... Jolyne: HOLY S*

[@YuckCanuck]

I like how Polnareff was just sitting there staring at Jotaro.

[@notsooriginalmapper267]

French Boise life is pain

[@Meekoid]

HA “Sitting”

[@doshep_hegex]

1999... BIZARRE likes

[@Pefonmo]

This is actually kind of sweet. What Jotaro remembers most of the 50 days trip isn't the epic battles or the dangerous enemies, but the time he spent with his friends.

[@BasedPeter]

Rohan: *"uses Heaven's Door on Joseph"* Joseph: *GAY MUSCLE AZTEC GOD NAKED OIL FIGHTING INTENSIFIES*

[@merrittanimation7721]

"I never would have thought he would have swung that way, considering." "Now I know why he hates Caesar salad so much."

[@nex_gama48]

SHIZAAAAAA

[@phantomruby6633]

Joseph:That marriage might has well have been those pillar men forcefully shoving their rings inside your old mans....... DIO:I’m out. Jotaro:COME BACK HERE AND KILL HIM NOW!

[@gergelyplosz4063]

Little Holly: *Gets new dog* Joseph: How should we name him? Little Holly: Let's name him Caesar! SHIZAAAAAA

[@mirc3a2200]

what about lisa lisa

[@runktheruler]

Joseph crying over that salad makes me cry :(

[@constantinedaurum9943]

it was a CAESAR salad

[@playerboonFactolarin]

CAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[@federicam4793]

Only now that I read your comment I understand that part.....😳

[@scoobersceeber9021]

When

[@Benjamin-qd4ly]

Caesar 😞😞

[@zeeee8305]

I see we just skipped over the whole "death of the whole group" thing

[@TheChimeraPack]

W-w-what are you talking about? That didn't happen....it *never* happened

[@xwhyphoenix]

@@TheChimeraPack Eyes of Heaven vibes.

[@lyna7614]

'Cause it never happened, they are all alive, safe and sound, Kakyoin finished his art studies and now is working on manga, Polnareff had happily returned to France, Avdol is working for the Speedwagon foundation as an investigator, and Jotaro is living a happy life being a marine biologist, any death happened if you think about the possibility than there is an alternative universe where all I've mentioned happens.

[@cassidyrodriguez3941]

@@lyna7614 technically if diavolo dies its canon so yeah there could be a universe where that happens

[@yes2623]

@@lyna7614 Your comment made me cry 🥺

[@raj.8924]

josuke: tries to calm jotaro down rohan: accepts death immediately

[@ALJ9000]

A wise decision

[@evangonzalez7732]

@@ALJ9000 indeed. Steely Dan tried the exact same tactic as josuke. Last time we saw him, he was punched at full power for like 5 mins and then thrown into a brick wall, crashed THROUGH said brick wall, and probably died.

[@rorymcelroy1887]

​@@evangonzalez7732 *[R E T I R E D]*

[@kandyerzy]

@@evangonzalez7732 1 year ago but if jotaro hit steely dan at full power then star platinums punches would go through his body and make holes in him with every punch like how king crimson makes donuts

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Jotaro holding an erasor Josuke: wait wait WAAAAIITTT

[@purpleguyofthemafia4543]

Jotaro: Stares into the horizon with fellow stardust crusaders Also Jotaro: *OORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@mummy1719]

YO Kira

[@DorkMatter001]

*ambulance approaches with malicious intent*

[@squazguy]

OI STOPPO STOOOOOP!

[@giovannagiorno5237]

Also me-ORA ORA OR

[@doughytown4188]

Something tells me Star Platinum's time stop has increased to 7 Seconds.

[@theboi7876]

once you say dolphins suck to jotaro then you are as screwed as ( i forgot the owner of the stand yellow temperance

[@CountFab]

@@theboi7876 Rubber soul

[@Keisezrgs]

Fab Beschi nah, you'd end up boneless like Steely Dan if you mutter a word about Koichi or Dolphins around Jotaro.

[@thelastmlg2699]

@@CountFab i thought it was his stand localization name

[@notbakana7354]

@H M u again?

[@alekssbound]

"That was Pathetic" Jotaro: *Cries in Road rolla, Arms, Donut and knife*

[@MogusaMogusa]

What about Iggy?

[@GoldenFreddy-py7kz]

@@MogusaMogusa *_Lungs pierced by his own ribs._*

[@sirmalkolm]

I can give him more knives

[@gavinbertrand9533]

@Enrico Pucci no

[@gavinbertrand9533]

Gay Priest don’t

[@Foxyct0]

Kakyoin: * legally blind * Also Kakyoin: I am the gamer GOD

[@assertingdominance1759]

A true gaymer indeed

[@evangonzalez7732]

He doesn't need to see, he bass boosted his game so he can hear footsteps.

[@V1ncenz010]

Wait he becomes legally blind? I thought his vision went back to normal

[@DJLOSERMIND]

2:09

[@theonetruefusion8533]

@@V1ncenz010 No, he does not, he wears shades to hide his scars, this user clearly has not Read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@bigsouthwind3949]

Rohan begins reading “Rohan Kishibe was also killed. He was killed by Kujo, who had matured.”

[@ftrjzretro2485]

By getting donuted

[@st4pps]

@@ftrjzretro2485 multiple times

[@caranielsen1306]

@St4p at the same time

[@hppreys1724]

@@caranielsen1306 While the time's stopped

[@s.e.e.smembermakoto805]

“This guy was looking up Part 9 spoilers!”

[@telluriumtoothpick6367]

Top ten more dead people than Yoshikage Kira: 1. Rohan 1b. Josuke

[@luquimay5645]

Diavolo*

[@brunobrx3599]

@@luquimay5645 Diavolo is number -infinity

[@Tuntor689]

Shigechi*

[@closettweeb2127]

"Now this is the most killedest guy in the world."

[@peixearrombado]

Steely dan**

[@andras3665]

i like how in the ending Josuke tries to justify himself and Rohan just says "Oh, shit."

[@diegoxavier9107]

Sounds like Rohan to me

[@lambsauce2071]

Rohan last hamon

[@rosedark5812]

He accepted his fate

[@davilandin5754]

"Guess I'll die"

[@valkie9781]

Lets be honest- rohan probably accepted his fate before even trying this stunt... theres no way he'd do it otherwise XD

[@daggerace9918]

"wow, that was pathetic" * ignores the part where he loses half of his new friends *

[@yeezoyoutube]

To be fair, jotaro didn't witness any of them die

[@guarmaz6316]

For the next sequel : The Legend of The Battle Tendency Josuke and Rohan reads Joseph Until they saw this *Tequilla Joseph: I brought tequilla. Will you boys let me by?*

[@o5-814]

"The only thing under my skirt is more tequila big boy"

[@lekarma777]

The Legend of the Pillar Men

[@void1824]

Yes but the hard part is finding the right song

[@OneLegendo]

Joel Templeton World War II sounds

[@meoowowwmeoeomowmow]

If there's a jingle for that Little Caesar's pizza company (I dunno what it's called) use that.

[@naighterobecny2042]

Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be" Jotaro: "You know what DIO did to Kakyoin?" Jotaro: *Kills his uncle and some manga guy*

[@therobertguy2436]

Too much dude, too much… 😪

[@BigScarf]

That’s a lotta damage

[@jackiematanza2791]

nah it'll be more like Rohan and josuke: NIGERUNDAYO

[@fandemanga3378]

But where is Anne tho?

[@gabrielaragon9562]

@@fandemanga3378 in jotaro's beedroom 😳

[@the_infinexos]

2:29 Something about Kakyoin's gamer moment is both awesome and cute

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

Kakyoin: this a pro gamer moment

[@sultryazian]

It's cus hes enjoying most gamers rage

[@jenthelass]

*gamer moment*

[@kelas7a-06-darrenrudianto8]

Jotaro be like: what the f*ck is this thing

[@firstlast9586]

He’s vibing leave him alone

[@felipevalladares8999]

Everyone talking about Joseph crying over a salad, but no one talks about him and Kakyoin sit there, in flames. 2:04

[@JustARandomDude027]

This is fine

[@SamueL-td7fb]

And the egg!

[@Kilo_Maybe]

And kakyoin strangling Polnareff

[@mooganify]

Depression

[@Lou_Mou]

I think Joseph cried over the salad cuz it must have been a CAESAR SALAD!

[@void1824]

0:50 when threatened the wild jotaro scares its attacker with it’s signature war cry

[@C_Kira_Yagami]

this is braught to you by brave wilderness

[@erickbarbos4647]

I love how he just went:ORAAAAAA!

[@ladladmylads2462]

At first I always thought starflight and was just OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

[@Basil_omri]

Me, expecting how he became like this trying to save his mother from death by killing an ultimate evil and having mental trauma from seeing his friends die before his eyes Them: haha jotaro child pink

[@mrzenox9835]

Pretty much my impression

[@andrewphillips4681]

This is supposed to be what happened off camera

[@lambsauce2071]

Lol

[@andrewphillips4681]

3:16 Watch the credits next time

[@404-b4u]

@Котик_со сметанкой walk like Egyptian

[@lukedelameter7961]

Fake Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero* Real Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero* *Jotaro.exe has stopped responding* *refresh system memory?* *(Y/N)*

[@juliestaples7108]

Jotaro:yes and no

[@RalskiesYT]

Y E S Y E S Y E S

[@wellifailed392]

Fake Kakyoin was evil rero. real was proper

[@unoangelopolistico8921]

/

[@amboxr6840]

yes yes yes oh my god

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

I love the one frame of Kakyoin holding the egg

[@galiskatez5767]

Did you lay that egg

[@inkdragoon4547]

I don't get it. Can someone explain this please?

[@deliachristiansen7414]

@@inkdragoon4547 It's a reference to a fan manga from the mid-90s where Jotaro and Kakyoin have a son who hatched from an egg. This egg suddenly appeared next to Kakyoin one morning, leading Polnareff to ask if he's the one who laid it. ...I'm not making any of that up, by the way.

[@calicobagels]

👀

[@inkdragoon4547]

@@deliachristiansen7414 Wow... I really don't know what to say about this. The internet is such a bizarre place...

[@jakai2463]

2:41 when jotaro puts his hat down hes secretly smiling cause secretly in the bottom of his heart *he does love them*

[@flyingsuperbeam3706]

Awwwwwwww cutest comment ever

[@xinnxi]

@@flyingsuperbeam3706 indeed

[@sorayatefaj]

not at the bottom of his heart, he truly loves the crusaders but he just dosnt show his emotions, araki said that he dosnt show his emotions cuz he thinks ppl can understand how he feels

[@Victor-056]

Not only that... In the Canon ending, watch where he puts the photo. He puts the photo of the Crusaders, in his left breast pocket... _Over his Heart._

[@thatdemoninthecar]

@@Victor-056 Oh yeah he also framed it

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

Jotaro: "You saw the egg... now I need to make you forget it." Josuke: "B-but we don't even know what it means!" Jotaro: *Star Platinum comes out* "And you will never will."

[@itsnyetime]

An underappreciated part 6 reference. Thank you

[@kone2355]

@@itsnyetime what chapter

[@itsnyetime]

@@kone2355 the egg green baby comes out of.

[@yes-vz4ut]

Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?

[@fubukigaia93]

Clamp, is something... _B i z a r r e_

[@dat1bruv472]

When joskue said that it was childish I was like "oh yeah no one brutally impaled or sent into a void to never be seen again" so childish

[@wrongtime9097]

Or how their dog that had been with them for several weeks got repeatedly kicked in the ribs against a wall until it fucking died

[@antonh1159]

Honestly this is the type of shit i bet they got up too between scenes

[@FetusDeletus_E]

@@wrongtime9097 he didn't know that

[@kurubyy]

@@FetusDeletus_E that’s the point..they don’t know the full story

[@plushietwinninjas4990]

Imagine if they saw the actual story where Jotaro had to find out his friends died and was on a time limit to save his mom while fighting a Vampire from the 1880s that can stop time. They would be confused and traumatized a hell

[@irisrosario5040]

Jotaro: *doesn't know how to play a video game* Kekyoin: *plays like a true gamer* Being lonely for alot of years that he had better gamer skills than you.

[@cangirayicel7639]

Lmao don't be so dramatic

[@DariusGOLaru]

That means i am a pro gamer

[@minatoarisato8798]

That would mean I am the best gamer but I am not please explain this paradox

[@arthurdias6860]

He was playing video games like a pro all the time

[@Ozzzyyyyyyyy]

It's kinda ironic cuz Im the same as kak...no friends..just games

[@daleketchup7434]

You know how people remember things differently instead of how it actually happened? This is that

[@maskedman1195]

Its pretty fair to say that all the bad that happened to them from that trip may have skewed his memories

[@regularusername5516]

@@maskedman1195 it's all but confirmed he has PTSD from the trip since he can't think straight when he's reminded of DIO

[@Dinoman972]

The fact that Iggy was present during his memories of ZZ's attacks pretty much confirms it.

[@justabiscuit1794]

Dinoman972 who is zz?

[@Dinoman972]

@@justabiscuit1794 He's Wheel of Fortune's user.

[@szatan9717]

"And then he started crying over salad, funniest shit i've ever seen"

[@MdAshif-jg3ob]

CAEEEZARRRRRR

[@ananyakumar4621]

Idkk if he would say that now considering how fucked up he got bc of his friends dying..

[@bizybliztaverage9414]

SHIZAAAAAA

[@piramidasukcesu9417]

Siema, Szatanie. Mam nadzieje że pamiętasz co to za zdjęcie profilowe, bo chętnie bym zobaczył oryginał.

[@szatan9717]

@@piramidasukcesu9417 To panel z mangi "kimetsu no yaiba", niestety nie pamiętam który to dokładnie rozdział. Postać nazywa się Tokito Muichirou.

[@adibabrar1702]

Imagine if they got to the part where they parted with Polnareff or when Jotaro saw Joseph's soul departing.

[@Nonikt]

They would be like "Holy shit how can someone cope with those very quick mood swings and not be depressed?"

[@kingofnobody6698]

2:05 It took me a second to realise that Joseph was crying because he was holding a Caesar salad. This is both hilarious and heartbreaking

[@kanjoganai3389]

XD

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

"Holds salad and starts munching" Caesar... T_T

[@lukepineda42]

*shizaaa intensifies*

[@kamaleonreck3961]

*cry intensifies*

[@zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502]

Yeah you're right ;-; But why is Kakyoin trying to kill Polnareff? 2:06 😂😂

[@table188]

2:05 JOSEPH IS CRYING OVER CAESAR SALAD-

[@exaid0556]

CHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@liguow]

SHIZZZZZAAAAA

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

*Ah yes, a man of intellect.*

[@CounterMS]

SHIIIIZAAAAAA

[@Gio_bea]

Joseph: CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! NOOOOOOOOOOO! HE TURNED INTO SALAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@HomeDepotHR]

2:05 Joseph found a ceaser salad, and started crying. *WHY IS THIS NOT CANON*

[@brunobrx3599]

If Diavolo dies, it's Canon, and since he's going to die in the future...

[@Chloe_2442]

Timestamp?

[@obviously_not_dio_brando8566]

Jotaro: oi jiji i brought you salad. Joseph: o thank you jo-... *SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA*

[@entoy092523]

@@Chloe_2442 2:05

[@HomeDepotHR]

@@brunobrx3599 MMMMMMM

[@Gravity_Skye]

Kakyoin holding an egg looking very confused was hilarious

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Since that technically is his and jotaro's son

[@Xzsh-ol9jg]

Who thought this was gonna be dark, like jotaro didn’t want to tell the story because of the trauma he may have had seeing half his friends die

[@wrongtime9097]

Considering how Araki pretty much said how fucked up Jotaro was because of PTSD from Part 3, that’s how it should have gone (at least at the end)

[@erickbarbos4647]

I thought the same

[@Manu-yw2nu]

I mean, he didn’t really _see_ them die per se, with the exception of Joseph’s. He wasn’t there when Avdol, Iggy or Kakyoin died, only learned about it from others. Still traumatizing as fuck, but there would be no narration of their deaths in Heaven’s Door

[@Xzsh-ol9jg]

@@Manu-yw2nu maybe jotaro asked Joseph what happened with kakyoin and ask polnareff how iggy and avdol died

[@nathancross6833]

I thought it was going to start off with him not smiling but as the time went on he would start to smile and maybe chuckle at a few things the others did untill he learns of the death of avdol and iggy and then sees joseph getting killed before finally leading to him defeating dio

[@curley-clown]

JOSEPH CRYING OVER A CAESAR SALAD WAS WHAT OFFICIALLY KILLED ME

[@yousufnasere7449]

2:05

[@MrCrazyKirill]

@@yousufnasere7449 thanks.

[@dddestroya]

Yeah that’s kinda heartwarming to know he really did care about me

[@jamiesmith2374]

@Danny Alvarez ye wamuu kinda umm ye know

[@severussnape4370]

Plot twist of part 2: Joseph died of a heart attack after the wrong order and being served a Caesar salad.

[@LewysC]

Can you imagine Rohan's reaction if he read Joseph's pages... The sheer amount of insane, world-changing adventures Joseph has been on in his life would be enough to fuel Rohan into retirement Araki style 😂

[@voodooozo3755]

*bass boosted aztec dubstep starts playing* Rohan: Oh my god. Im heading to Speedwagon's HQ in America so I can use heaven's door on Santana.

[@sleepy6890]

What if he read Dio's

[@Razvii]

@@sleepy6890 Lots and i mean LOTS of women, that man was plowing women faster than Zeus

[@TheLonelySkeleton]

"Wow." States Rohan. "This would make excellent manga materi- N-NANI!?" He freezes upon reading the next line. "B-but how!? That can't be right! It's not possible!" He begins breathing heavily. *"Your next line is "Wow. This would make excellent manga material!" TU IU!"*

[@striker8961]

Yo what if the whole series is just Rohan writing down the memories of everyone....?

[@shaggy9004]

I love how kakyoin is just vibing while jotaro is literally having a hussy fit

[@Youhadabadday2021]

2:13 Why is no-one talking about how perfect the timing here is?

[@danival3859]

Youhadabadday hhhhhh yes

[@finntaylor3590]

b o n k

[@mexicandiov604]

@@finntaylor3590 *b o n k*

[@dev5965]

You are

[@Romeowo_]

5th comment I saved this comment section

[@spaghettiman2323]

We need a ova of the crusaders doing childish things and just having fun

[@enigma1669]

YESING INTENSIFIES

[@onyourleft9273]

I mean badass or not they’re still 17 and Joseph has the mental age of a 12 year old

[@th3_ph4ntomreborn31]

This is the OVA

[@ablueguy5867]

I would love to see Jotaro and Kakyoin act their age

[@christiemeansbusiness]

YES! YES! YES! YES!

[@crashkilled3771]

0:44 I find it hard to believe that Polnareff’s hair can do that

[@severussnape4370]

The_onlyorange he probably used lots of hair gel

[@iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811]

wait what

[@floofbirb4436]

His hair looks like a rock.

[@evan4292]

2:07 is the best frame in the whole animatic.

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

The way Rohan’s shoulders drop with that “oh, shit” is just such a perfect synthesis of the art and the voice acting

[@Kazumaji]

*Guys stop saying that I layed the egg you’re scaring me*

[@skribbzanimates2255]

Everyone, press F for our poor gamer over here *F*

[@tangiehuck4346]

Serrect yuor cur

[@Kazumaji]

T Angie Huck r/ihadastroke

[@tangiehuck4346]

@@Kazumaji no this is what it sounds like But it does sound like a stroke

[@cleokala3214]

Big F

[@currentlybeingremade9706]

Josuke 4. Rohan Kishibe. Stands: Crazy diamond. Heavens door. Status: RETIRED

[@Mary_on_a_cross_m]

When i found this comment there were 69 likes

[@MixerDixer96]

Now theres 169 likes lol

[@antonh1159]

Josuke 4 Rohan Kishibe. Stands: Crazy diamond,Heavens door Status: YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD

[@thebiolibrary5572]

@@antonh1159 Josuke Higashikata (4) Kishibe Rohan Stands: Crazy Diamond Heaven’s Door Status: Dead as hell. What shoes they wearin in their caskets? Thats why they don’t got no knees, *b i t c h*

[@viralvegetable2411]

@@thebiolibrary5572 THATS WHY YO SHOES RAGGEDY

[@youraverageyharnamite5389]

I love how everyone has their own ‘aura’, and also how jotaro’s dark purple is like josuke’s pinkish purple, because jotaro has a just as powerful stand, but a much more edgy personality. (I don’t really care whether it was on purpose or not but it still was nice).

[@joshramey940]

The best part is when Rohan just accepts his fate at the end. You can just see his shoulders slump.

[@shizarinox7424]

damn, I didn't see that at first. Good eye my dude

[@yuhyeet3153]

Damn i saw that too

[@wellifailed392]

Ora ora ora! (You're welcome Rohan!)

[@MrGrappl]

Even Rohan knows that Jotaro is not going to let that slide by reading his background

[@federicam4793]

Nebula537 i completely agree 😂😂

[@unwantedmacguffin5611]

2:30 my favorite part. Keep being an epic gamer in heaven Kakyoin.

[@doppioinahat7924]

Ok

[@TailorBlaze]

Kakyoin: Gamer, Vampire hunter, Milf lover and he has an attack that can't be deflected

[@EffortLevelZeroProductions]

TailorBlaze except for when it can

[@killerqueen7876]

TailorBlaze no joke I actually like Kakyoin

[@SeaBagel228]

2:26 “I had no idea how childish he used to be.” Well he did turn into a child and 17 is considered a minor

[@hambro0357]

I though in japan legal age is like 14

[@Somethingwithoutatrace]

hambro 03 In japan the legal age of consent that each like province can choose is 13, tho most choose 16-17, and as far as I understand the legal drinking age is 20

[@televisedmassacre]

h

[@whitedeer378]

7 age

[@DaviLBS23]

1:58 magician's red drying the clothes in the background was creative as hell

[@carrot64954]

All jokes aside, I really want Kishibe Rohan with Josuke to see Joseph's or Jotaro's memory

[@yaboidustin2447]

Ok if you don't call Joseph Joestar joseph Don't call Rohan Kishibe Rohan Please for the sake of us retards

[@natanieux]

@@yaboidustin2447 we are used to "Joseph Joestar" bc he's English/American, if you saw the sub anime or read the manga, you'll be used to Kishibe Rohan. As long you don't call Giorno by jorono, is fine.

[@thetrollege]

@Rodolfo Vargas no he didn’t

[@roju4502]

Rodolfo Vargas Nobody “Died” in the universe reset. If giorno died in the universe reset or even got hurt GER would’ve reversed it.

[@morgansboobies]

@Rodolfo Vargas nah dud, jorono died in part 69. smh have you read jojo?

[@Unknown-hb3id]

Convenient how they happened to misread or ignore that parts *after* being pathetic looking lol.

[@sainoshua-angel]

H M Hi 👋

[@trol_8889]

H M They committed Jojo sin

[@Unknown-hb3id]

@H M If that's the case, they deserve a GER sentence.

[@TLAF923]

@H M Josuke skipping parts? NO DIGNITY

[@fr22d]

*part skipper*

[@anorangeganger8486]

"I didn't know how... childish he used to be." *josukr and okuyasu acting like 8 year olds*

[@badadvicejoe6203]

Was... was joseph crying over a Caesar salad?

[@sludge0ftheswamp90]

YES! YES! YES! YES! Y E S !

[@a-drewg1716]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAR!!!

[@speedsterhigh6607]

SHIIIIIIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@feed7046]

CAEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!!!!!!! :,(

[@ultimatekarsoverheaven108]

Timestamp pls

[@jotarokujo5849]

It shouldve went this way: Rohan: Heaven's Door Jotaro: becomes a book Rohan: *begins reading* Rohan: "So It's the same stand as Star Platinum" Rohan: "Star Platinum: Heavens Door" Rohan: wha- *turns into a book*

[@namvietkishibe9833]

I am the real Rohan Kishibe bitch

[@gdino9825]

Stand user:Jotaro Kujo Stand name:star platinum Stand ability:an fucking power house copy cat stand Note:I’m technically saying the truth when jotaro meet another power house stand

[@CadetFD]

He impregnated a dolphin chapter 1 Them:.........

I think a few the Rohans are supposed to be Jotaro.

[@mlgkid3298]

@ I think it's Rohan reading the lines in Jotaro, not Jotaro saying it.

[@ityaboitaiga9916]

Josuke: "that, was..." Rohan: "horribly pathetic!" Josuke: "I had no idea how... childish he used to be!" Me: "well, minus avdol, he's probably the most serious..."

[@gravy7944]

It ya boi, Taiga post stardust crusaders yeah

[@mimis_jail]

*cough* now when im winning im gonna do this dance that’s my new thing

[@__8120]

At least original avdol lol

[@__8120]

He is also definitely the most composed

[@sunglassesgogeta7482]

And the most dead

[@dantevitale5714]

This is so goddamn wholesome. I've always loved all these animations of the crusaders just being irresponsible morons because like, there's only one of them who's over thirty and he's arguably the least mature of them all.

[@Valkerson]

Everyone is talking about how great this is. But this just reminds me how sad it must be for Jotaro. He developed all these relationships with them, and just ended up seeing some of them dying. I felt happy, yes, but there’s something in my stomach that is very upsetting. 😢😢😢

[@ellastarburst736]

you know I was having a good day man

[@Valkerson]

Facepalm Industriee I KNOW BUT I WAS TOO 😭😭😭 BUT IT HITS ME HARD

[@gerardcapell7970]

Three died, and Jotaro never saw Polnaref again

[@benvoli0c977]

@@gerardcapell7970 well he did in part 5 polenariff says him and jotaro went back to Egypt to find the stand arrow but after that then no they didnt see each other

[@DoomerDarling]

Facepalm Industriee When you see all your friends at the best and worst and spend the trip doing cigarette tricks and just goofing off when you can, It’ll be hard to see them die

[@Bug47096]

You missed the part where all his friends were killed by his grandfather with a special head

[@Victor-056]

You mean his "Great Great Grandfather". Joseph's his Granddad, who is the Grandson of Jonathan. (Joesph's Dad Died in WWI)

[@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232]

@@Victor-056 Didnt Josephs father get killed by some Vampire?

[@Victor-056]

@@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232 Joseph's Dad was George Joestar. Pretty sure he died in WWI.

[@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232]

@@Victor-056 Yeah the 2nd that got killed by a general or something that was a Vampire, or am i confused, idk lol.

[@enkiria-3002]

@@Victor-056 no he died killed by a vampire from part 1 who survived and become his superior. He was killed because he saw he was a vampire and Lisa Lisa killed the vampire when learning about it and got to Italy to not get caught by the English police because he was liked by everyone since they didn't know about vampire hamon and the mask

[@thecrow_4]

It's a shame that they didn't read up to the "suddently, a gay blond vampire and his ice cream friend warp out the black, destroy the dog, and donut the ginger". With this draw style it would have been hilarious.

[@crusaderlazy3216]

TheCrow_4 don’t forget the “after some fighting he became serious and out of nowhere pulled out a road roller,so it’s the same stand as star platinum.

[@Octxel]

Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be" all the other crusaders:

[@MIISTAA]

I need one where rohan does ot to joseph and than is horrified by how detailed he reads about the massive buf pillar man and how the world would have literally been destroyed by a literal god

[@eliasmg9144]

That sounds more like an erotic fanfic

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

@Charlett A BRILLIANT idiot.

[@mkan3134]

Jotaro has ptsd and probably remembers his own shortcomings, hence him looking childish. Joseph has a huge ego and would probably remember himself being cool and saving the day.

[@phantomknightpercival120]

No what is really horrifying is that he peeped on his own mother.

[@josephjoestar699]

That was a fun month, wasn’t it

[@theravingtimes9582]

Rohan: So why do you think that Jotaro and Mr Joestar never talk about their journey in Egypt. Josuke: I dunno, it was probably a dull quest. Rohan: Perhaps Heaven's Door can answer that question. Josuke: Let's see ... oh, they're entering a mansion in Cairo and- *A few minutes later* Jotaro: And then I found them crying in the corner of the park. Koichi: Oh wow, what could possibly lead to such a turn of events. Jotaro: Well *pulls hat down* ... let's just say we're lucky Araki made part 4 incredibly tamed. Koichi: Who's Araki and why is there incredibly sad music playing in the background?

[@misterfox7210]

So true......

[@void1824]

oof

[@TopGear25S]

I like how you made a reference to the Wheel Of Fortune fight when both the enemy and Jotaro broke the 4th wall.

[@mrzenox9835]

Well I wish part 3 was tamed as well, I'm still salty about it after 4 days of crying

[@ravencollins5638]

@@TopGear25S when was a fourth wall brake in that episod?

[@supersand1676]

Never forget when jotaro threw a dog at a blind man

[@Ieonleon]

i feel like a lot of the pages would be “he cried today.” or “he played with a dolphins today.” and “he got drunk and sang at the karaoke bar today.”

[@adriangarmin]

World: *probably gonna end* Jotaro: yare yare daze

[@TopGear25S]

Well, Jotaro kinda ended The World

[@nob0dii610]

TopGear25S get out now

[@mrzenox9835]

@@TopGear25S right this instant

[@tawariszfisher6836]

@@wheatbread8340 *the universe is gonna end*

[@laena1091]

i am so sorry but i just cannot ruin the 444 likes its too beautiful...

[@xeyes.]

The best part is when Joseph cries at a salad A Caesar Salad to be exact

[@timA-np8mn]

I was trying to forgot that incident and you reminded me.....SHINU

[@Brent515]

Found it 2:05

[@butteredtoast1250]

wrench?

[@fenekke5603]

SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[@yellowflare_8465]

Shizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@imaginarypink7861]

Basically stardust crusaders in nutshell. Also you should do a sequel where Rohan and Josuke (maybe Koichi and Okuyasu as well) finds out about Joseph's adventures, that would be both hilarious and cool.

[@geicogecko7303]

“There were three god like beings, thighs like pillars, two bowling balls for asses, all vacuumed sealed is a fine leather pouch. They even reached *deep* inside me to put a ring on me”

[@daneiltherat2327]

@@geicogecko7303 what video is that from?

[@geicogecko7303]

daneiltherat 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaGroIOFp79-f6s

[@shadowknight6829]

We all know what happend to MOHAMMED AVDOLLO

[@iamanunus9141]

This is honestly a really good animation; I like how the unique style meets the montage of all Jotaro’s adventures, and the song choice was creative as hell

[@SuperAwesomeKikka]

Childish cuz they didn’t see what happened to Kak-

[@thunderstrike1238]

(Punchs hole into chest) ÑØ

[@milanesaconpure5926]

HE JUST LAYED AN EGG THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

[@yeay7484]

You mean dunkin donuts?

[@fenekke5603]

KAKYOIIIIIIIIIIN

[@zeonbeyond454]

And igg-

[@chaotictrumpet261]

“I never thought he would be so childish” *literally never participated in any shenanigans when everyone else was laughing about the sun and making funny hand signs*

[@Twasforthevine]

I feel frustrated by this and can't help it

[@ero-senninsama1734]

Its because he "was" a moody kid that felt annoyed by the universe

[@lain5858]

@@ero-senninsama1734 Or maybe because he was in a serious mission to kill a vampire to save his mother in only 50 days? If i was Jotaro i would be "annoyed" too, i would never handle this with 17.

[@lain5858]

In canon was implicity that he did tricks with his cigarrets but is all off screem. And he was only in good mood with Kakyoin around.

[@ero-senninsama1734]

@@lain5858 nah, even before the whole Dio thing he would tell his mom and classmates to fuck off, and when Alessi turned him into child its implied that he was the same (even though this contradicts the description of his mom) the same. After Dio, he became a bit more calm and colected, but the moodiness and odd behaviors persist. His odd behaviors can be inducted to be a caused by his lack of social skill.

[@ijustdontcareleavemealone.3172]

This is actually pretty sad. He probably remembers and thinks of it like this because he wants to forget the death of his comrades. In Canon, star platinum smiles in the manga because jotaro secretly enjoys the adventure.

[@greggmayles2733]

Thats... *Thats adorable.*

[@ftrjzretro2485]

r/uwu

[@nohnoroi6221]

I came here to laugh, not to *feel*

[@abyssbun444]

I was expecting to see a sad video with last train home playing in the background. But I got a nice video of Jotaro enjoying the company of his friends, which feels even sadder considering the events of the series.

[@luzvimindagatbonton4048]

0:45 *As always...Kakyoin has a legendary pose and smile*

[@joinme5560]

I LOVE IT Especially fact that Kakyoin and Jotaro act like actually teenager's. And mommy Avdol on 1:03

[@AceofSpades820]

This is the best story ever because everyone knows *comedy is fucking beautiful, comedy is my lover our marriage is in three days everyone's invited*

[@FlyingVplayer.]

At school: now write an essay How you spent the summer. Jotaro:

[@derekl.2902]

Watch they are gonna see Joseph's adventure and skip the whole Caeser's death and three gay Aztec gods

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

rohan will find out Josuke was a mistake

[@XdEevee]

@@PirateKingRoger-x1y oof

[@lotus4129]

@@PirateKingRoger-x1y That would be something he'd hold over Josuke's head honestly

[@shronk4236]

2:09 KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?!

[@warmwater8498]

*_Oh God oh fuck._*

[@warcedric2263]

Yes yes yes yes Yes

[@Kazumaji]

*Stfu*

[@agreyplaugedr8747]

@@Kazumaji "no u"

[@chickenwings7116]

*OH GOSH!*

[@1dayago372]

This is what jojo would be if it was a slice of life.

[@crydunkey5982]

You mean like part 4

[@usuarioanonimo2114]

Part 4.

[@geicogecko7303]

Diamond is -Unbreakable- Not Crash

[@funkytime69]

DiU

[@HoneyDimon]

This animation was actually so lively and engaging! You actually summed up SC (- the traumatic events) so well!!!

[@hippichu2477]

1:42 the look of betrayal

[@fizzyinksoda2315]

Now imagine Giorno, Mista, Fugo, Trish and turtle polnareff meeting the duwang gang. *Animate that* Diana!

[@chillby4198]

Jotaro: oh hi polnareff

[@loganbatis5573]

Pixel Bro no it’s “jotaro: Giorno why is there a turtle? Giorno:that’s polnareff. Jotaro: why is polnareff a turtle. Giorno: uhhh, it’s complicated.”

[@chillby4198]

@@loganbatis5573 OH MY DIO DO YOU WANT TO CURSE ME?!!

[@dianaagogo]

You can’t tell me what to do! ......... but I shall consider

[@Romeowo_]

5th comment

[@artotoroderp9350]

Nobody: No one: Not even DIO: Jotaro staring at the Horizon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRAAAAA

[@le_mothman]

I would screem wryy at the moon

[@alexghost3416]

@@le_mothman your spirit animal is probably a wolf

[@memeboi6942]

@@le_mothman your spirit animal is a buff yellow man who can stop time

[@le_mothman]

@@memeboi6942 finally something that isn't dumb furry shit.

[@kaos5633]

Very funny im dying of laughter Now if only I did not see this comment for the 1000th freaking time

[@serhan-solo5144]

1:44 *gasp* you've managed to make iggy cute! 😀