The Life of An Upstairs Neighbor

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[@livexfree]

Not accurate, you're missing the bowling alley that only gets used at 3AM.

[@SylerP_95]

And he missed the part when the chainsaw only used 1am

[@jimpickens4]

ann he miss the part where use nukular bomb at 45AM xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@TriniLush7]

LMAO OMG!

[@Ultrasemen]

if you hear rolling sound in concrete buildings at night, it's most likely sound of concrete contracting from temperature changes at night. It's a popular question in russia as we have a lot of cheap concrete buildings.

[@americanpatriot8426]

Doesn’t matter to me I live in a house like an adult

[@natalieb6193]

Don’t forget the 1,000 pound child that runs and screams from one side to the other

[@kalebwestover9329]

im dead

[@blackjesus9641]

He does at least 6 laps at midnight

[@Far-cw8sh]

1000 pounds baby. Imagine how it would look like

[@tbone9751]

@Viktor Birkeland and yet i still don't know how that 1, 000 pound child can even move 😂

[@The_Cheezit_Man]

You would know about this from your neighbors since your channel only has meditation music lol. Your neighbors must suck.

[@stevenrobson9480]

Literally. The guy above me always sounds as if he's rearranging his furniture whilst occasionally dropping a bowling ball. It was the same with the last guy up there. Must be something written into upstairs neighbour tenancy agreements - 'You must never sit down, and must always walk around in a stomping fashion, rearranging your furniture and dropping heavy, rolling items onto the floor. Failure to do so will constitute a breach of tenancy and result in forfeiture of your security deposit.'

[@danielaml1956]

lmaooo! Facts! also my neighbors always vacuums at night, never during the day ALWAYS AFTER 10 PM. if that's not her telling me a big "fuck you" idk what is!!!

[@aleee2323]

Ahahahahahah

[@ltperaal897]

Were they BLACK?

[@EpicnessOosprklzz]

Seriously, I lived in a dorm and every day it's like they dropped a bowling ball. And now every so often it sounds like they're moving furniture

[@brendabrock7702]

LoL azz holes

[@JimmyFoxhound]

When I first moved out I was so excited to get my own place I never even considered people living above me. I got the first apartment I saw and I was loving it.. for a week. Until i realized the people above me STOMPED AROUND 24/7!! I mean it sounded like elephants walking around up there! When they weren't stomping around they were screaming at each other! It was a NIGHTMARE! One night I lost it and pounded on the ceiling for an hour straight yelling at the top of my lungs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 When you can't sleep it really could drive you insane. Never again.. never ever. I'll sleep under a bridge in a hurricane before I live in a building with people living above me.

[@kingwalz]

I have the same situation at home with my little brother, parents do nothing. Literally drives me insane but if it's no better at an apartment not sure what to do.

[@alexandervowles3518]

@@kingwalz beat him good

[@supremeghost7950]

Same experience here. This is my first apartment and my upstairs neighbors stomp like they have a disabillity or something. When I talked with them the only thing I got was a "better look better next time, where you move in" and "just put earplugs in your ears." I swear, I did almost something very cruel at that moment, but I kept my composure at that day. It's torture how they stomp through their apartment and act like they own that place.

[@watamatafoyu]

That's bad soundproofing. USA people don't know how bad they have it compared to other similar countries. We blame neighbors instead of lawmakers.

[@tac7826]

So where did you move to?

[@TTBOn00bKiLleR]

you forgot high heel ladies wearing them home for no reason

[@ShadoCroc]

Dude... really?

[@MChronicleSword]

whooosh

[@nikeimizhongtomasch1880]

That's hot.

[@windex3154]

Or the guy who stomps every where in the apartment for no reason

[@JayRossProductions]

I think they are practicing lol

[@builderpepc7803]

*no downstairs neighbors were harmed in the making of this film.*

[@mr.maguire1255]

builderpepc there, I got you to 100 likes😉

[@derrestaurier]

No downstairs neighbours, but you forgot the poor parquet.

[@ghhjoglgogogmmc4725]

Are you suuuuuuuuure?

[@SparkofInsanitySparkyP]

Except for all of them

[@gazer3713]

mentally, yes. physically nope.

[@SG-SLIM]

You forgot the most important one. Constantly and consistently slamming doors

[@supremeghost7950]

Can confirm that. I hate my upstairs neighbors. They stomp like they have cement on their feet and act like they own that house. It's torture when they are at home, but a blessing when they are gone.

[@dgphi]

Yeah, I don't understand how some people can walk so heavily. Surely they must get foot problems from the way they walk. They go _WHUNK WHUNK WHUNK WHUNK._ I was going to say they walk like elephants, but elephants actually walk softly.

[@supremeghost7950]

@@dgphi I do. It's because they walk like on hard grounds with their heels first and don't soften that step before it hiots the ground. My father does this and back in the day I could hear every step, when I tried to sleep. They do the same and just shows they don't care.

[@Natedog106]

I just came here to see what is expected of me as an upstairs neighbor. I need a lot of practice.

[@dillanfolkers669]

Just recently became one. It comes naturally. Until now, I've never once had the urge to smash my floor wit a hammer at 2:30 am. Now it is overwhelming

[@SmileyFace01]

@@dillanfolkers669 Get one of those hard rubber hammers so you don't damage your floor that much.

[@thepizzaheman]

Get the biggest guitar/bass amp you can find, put it speaker side down on the floor, and don't even try to learn to play.

[@kittylurks]

Good luck with your practice 🤗🤗

[@vincentlin7553]

@@SmileyFace01 . . . .

[@nabeehaalam8351]

As an upstairs neighbour, I can confirm that I blend water on the floor every day at 3AM.

[@des4497]

How else are you supposed to get it to the right consistency?

[@JoeyBlueOfficial]

Omg same!!!!

[@swifter__9079]

You monster

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

I find out where their bedroom is below me, so i can wake them up when they have important work the next day. They still haven't realize I'M above them

[@SackboyLBP]

Neighbor* no offense

[@Daniel413Lee]

I swear I'm the only person in my family who learned how to walk quietly after moving into our apartment. I think my anxiety doesn't like letting people know my location all the time so I try to be silent unless it's unavoidable

[@melissak8892]

I also have neighbor anxiety about how loud I am. After being victimized for so many years, it is inevitable.

[@calico9046]

@@melissak8892 the anxiety is real. My upstairs neighbor was very inconsiderate- blasted his sound system whether it was day or night & got pissy when I put a note on his door to please keep it down. I hated him. Still do. So now that I’m the upstairs neighbor, I try not to be like that prick. I’m not perfect though, I work from home & my job is aggravating & I feel like my neighbors probably hate me😔

[@calico9046]

Oh & I know no one asked but dude pounded on my door like the police about to arrest me when I was dead asleep cause of my note & when I answered the door, he berated me for over a half hour cause his mommy saw it first & gave him shit for it & it embarassed him. Dude’s in his 40’s. Sad sack of shit. Still, the threatening knocks gave me extra anxiety & now I irrationally fear my new neighbors will eventually attack me too

[@melissak8892]

@@calico9046 yeah, I've been there. My psycho upstairs neighbor actually tried to have us arrested for "threatening her." She didn't like it that we complained. We paid thousands to break our lease and get away from her.. At this point, I'd rather live in a van than share walls with someone again.

[@calico9046]

@@melissak8892 that’s crazy. I share that sentiment though. I became such a recluse last year cause I can’t stand the way people act. Not every human is a monster but every monster is human

[@shakawakawakawaka8506]

Seriously almost had a mental breakdown in my last apartment because I had a loud ass for an upstairs neighbor. This shit's Relateble.

[@messibessi11]

My upstairs neighbors haven’t finished rearranging their furniture sense I moved in..

[@MoonK.]

I thought i was the only one i already complained 🙄🙄

[@messibessi11]

水Mizukun lol ive been trying to spell it correctly sense grade school it always comes out science when I try using the one with a C lol

[@TheBlacksheep2020]

same here!

[@fmrhuskyorskulltz9941]

LinusDickTips dyslexia doesn’t mean you can’t spell or that you’re any worse at it, it just means you’ll read/write/process slower

[@jbkawaiiholic]

Same😆

[@Rucar97]

As an upstairs neighbor I can confirm this my day to day routine

[@SmokeDog1871]

Yep, same

[@taylorsawyers6955]

One time i actually tried to keep my kids quiet all day because there is a store below our apartment... A kids store.... And she complaind to our landlord about my kids... Who are my landlords grandchildren.. Anyway i got them tap shoes they only wore tuesday thru saturday from 10am to 5 pm... But usually i try my best to be quiet like she had a freaking kids store and they were 1 and 5 they cant just sit all day and do nothing

[@alfamingo2520]

Ditto.

[@SpicyMang0s]

You guys suck, turn down the decibels pls

[@artmsloosembleyveschuu]

Sameeeee

[@aboveall9180]

When I used to have an upstairs neighbor.. I swear it literally sounded like they were bowling up there on a daily basis. No joke, I’d hear a loud thud like a ball dropping then rolling right after. It happened often. Not sure what it was. Never complained but I genuinely think they were bowling everyday.

[@alittlebitofjessica]

The bowling ball noise is so bizarre, too. I mean, realistically they couldn't be bowling up there, but what else could it be? Nothing I do in my own apartment comes close to sounding like that.

[@LyallvanderLinde]

I swear!!!

[@kellyyyy91]

Hahah!

[@duhsunnyday8590]

A body for sure 😮

[@sneedle252]

@@alittlebitofjessica How is this a common experience?!? Upstairs neighbours: Explain yourselves

[@PoopMaster69Diarrhea]

I love how "i have kids" is a valid excuse. This is why couples shop for a home before having children. It's never not your fault that you had kids unless you were forced upon

[@OgdenM]

You don't need a house, just train your kids to be quiet! Turn it into a game. I grew up in a quiet household and still to this day only make noise when I walk on squeaky floors. .. and I try to minimize that as much as possible. Granted, the whole scaring the crap out of people because they don't hear me walking into a room is annoyance sometimes hah.

[@Cratliff76]

You’re missing the dog that never stops barking or whining who constantly runs the entire length of the apartment wearing the specially made combat boots it’s owner seems to have put on it for extra impact.

[@Eesalitepill99]

This is so fucking true 😂😂😂

[@4hunnid50]

Nah man thats my downstairs neighbor

[@ana0johnson]

HyDrA ツ do you live above me😅

[@GabiKostha]

Where can I find those? I dont think my dogs are making enough noise

[@THEBOSS47MLG]

I am 1k like

[@AtlanticBlue213]

the most accurate part was the kitchen table like why does it ALWAYS sound like they’re moving the kitchen table?!?

[@unsorcierr]

Chairs

[@nitaimatan2247]

Chairs

[@AtlanticBlue213]

Chairs

[@unsorcierr]

More chairs

[@sashimi2424]

I am an upstairs neighbor and I move my coffee table to make room for VR

[@echofox7525]

As an upstairs neighbor, I can confirm that this is what my downstairs neighbor thinks happens every night. Literally we just lay in bed and we get, “Thought you were gonna come through my ceiling last night”

[@LA-cm9uo]

Can you explain please what might be the "upstairs neighbors moving furniture around at 3am" sounds?

[@guitarandotherthings6090]

But how do you explain the dragging of furniture sounds at 3am nightly?

[@synchronized5198]

You forgot the part where the upstairs neighbor files a report on the downstairs for being too loud

[@tiffanydearmon]

I have filed complaints on my downstairs neighbors & I'm not the only neighbor that's filed either, because they argue & fight 25/8. I work 3rd shift so I'm supposed to be sleeping during the day, but since they moved in I feel like I've developed PTSD. Scared to go to sleep because I've been woken up out of my sleep so many times by them.

[@sarah5885]

I've never seen a child in the house but somehow it sounds like there's a kindergarten party every day of the week upstairs

[@Its_13LOO]

Sarah 👀 uhm

[@Knifelife666]

Lmfao just wait till there's actually children up there. All this, and they stomp back and forth across the house from 430am-9 am.

[@wiIIywanka]

They're making the child

[@shiloh8618]

fr lmao

[@RustySpoons6490]

Yep… back and forth. And back and forth… Full weight of their bodies, slamming their child heels into the floor. 😖

[@julianobumga5279]

The sound when Netflix starts always scares the shit out of me

[@HybridSpektar]

Its a very satisfying sound.

[@pinkcat4545]

But have u seen the game cube opening.

[@SummerAlleriaWindrunner]

It totally played in my head when I read this lol

[@jakeferber7248]

This is the new THX sound

[@nenamichelle]

Seriously! Is so loud and jarring if you’re not paying attention. Like, thanks for the heart attack Netflix!

[@bignelly622002]

I was always an "upstairs neighbor" through out all my apt years & as someone else said in another comment I absolutely mastered the "stealth walk" lol, & it got so ingrained in my head to try & be quiet that to this very freaking day ever so often I catch myself wanting to tell people to be quiet if they're stomping or being loud lol 🤣

[@OgdenM]

I grew up in a quiet family and now just don't like loud people, period. (Except for when there is a party, at events etc etc) There is nothing wrong with it.

[@cas126]

Our condo neighbor is an elderly lady that has some kind of oxygen generator machine that a tech comes out to maintenance twice a week. At night, it hums loudly every hour.

[@lonnieg2055]

I swear I'm convinced my neighbors have a bowling alley in their apartment.

[@sirv8233]

🤣😂😂😂 for me I could hear these weird screaming noises, later when I grew up I realized those were moans🤣

[@cleetusbartholomew]

Lonnise Graham i’m glad i live in a house and not apartment

[@mirnamedrano1888]

Yes! Me too, we asked our upstairs neighbor and turns out she’d rock her baby back and forth in the stroller to make her fall asleep 🙄

[@iTheShirt]

Lmao the bowling balls

[@kaitlinh7449]

And a skate park!

[@eidoln9206]

I think you forgot that they never sleep and slamming doors is their favorite hobby

[@sl33pybunny]

THEY NEVER SLEEP

[@nickadkins7765]

He said it was three in the morning on one of the skits, so I think he covered it lol

[@nickadkins7765]

@@eidoln9206 he's just a genius

[@HH-kl8ed]

LiltingElf FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DINT THEY EVER SLEEP WHAT THE HELL DAVE

[@rainywest968]

Oh and if it's a couple dont be surprised to hear sex noises at all hours.

[@retvrnimages5263]

I live in an apartment and the dragging the table on the floor thing is SO TRUE. Every week I'm hearing someone, somewhere in the building, rearrange the furniture.

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

And then his neighbor from one floor below him came up to “chat” with him while holding a baseball bat at 3am.

[@enchantedpropaganda]

This is why I’m considerate as an upstairs neighbor and make sure to do everything mentioned in this video at midnight (when everyone’s asleep) so they won’t be awake to hear :)

[@gabriele9455]

Jasmine How thoughtful of you

[@enchantedpropaganda]

Gabriel Enriquez right? Thanks for noticing my kindness

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@enchantedpropaganda Bless you.

[@persaukko1188]

... They will wake up

[@themidwestemo]

@@persaukko1188 That's the joke.

[@ericrenquist6494]

Plot twist: He actually has neighbor's below him in real life.

[@ThePener]

He never said he didn't 😉

[@felixmaximilianwagenbla9755]

Technically he even says that he is an *upstairs neighbor* , it's the title of the video

[@jkljkl218]

It's the person he keeps in basement

[@jasmint4704]

????? Duh, look at the title

[@eetsnada1831]

How is that a plot twist when it is literally the entire joke

[@peepsicle]

Don’t forget inviting the cast of Stomp over to rehearse! My husband and I like to guess what kinds of balls are being dropped and rolling across their hardwood floors at 3 am. Once it was definitely a jar full of ball bearings that kept on rolling for about 30 minutes while she scrambled around and gathered them up. Then there are various sizes of bowling type balls - why she has a bocci ball AND a bowling ball she likes to drop every night, I don’t know, but such is the mystery of the upstairs neighbor with the hardwood floors and no rug.

[@angelawintering6201]

The alarm not being turned off sent me. My upstairs neighbor has a bed shaker that goes on for at least an hour every morning 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥

[@danieln3757]

You forgot the "marriage on the rocks" - constant screaming and crying.

[@jenniferwong622]

I have two elderly men who fight over the same woman in the apartment complex. It’s a love triangle.

[@zanerkindardis8978]

Thats the downstairs neighbors

[@twonkae9542]

No that’s the neighbor across from you

[@emmabinns6335]

Ah, and then passionate love-making after all the fights which they will inevitably start again after they're rone railing each other.

[@nenamichelle]

Ugh, I feel bad about this but I was def that neighbor when I was in college. Screaming fights all the time. Sorry to Doug and Anne! I bet they threw a damn party when we broke up!

[@henryshingalili4181]

00:55 The Netflix "dadoooooom" just brings it home 😂

[@thenthson]

There will be no chilling in this household!

[@mimireuser5383]

That scared the shit scared me when I didn’t realize the tv was up loud and I clicked the app on the TV 😂😂💀

[@bevandted]

I laughed so hard on that for real still laughing !!

[@johnjohnson201]

Seriously though, the have that chime like on double bass, double treble, compressed, magically turns up your volume, etc.. it’s loud.

[@sssells30]

Every fucking time...😂😭😭😭

[@km9561]

This is very accurate. My upstairs neighbor drags stuff all over the place and hammers all the time. Not to mention stomping around like a cave troll and grunting when he lifts his weights. And dropping his weights.

[@NoName-ik2du]

As a person who grew up in an upstairs apartment, I very intentionally do absolutely none of these things. Upstairs apartment etiquette is second nature to me, so it completely infuriates me when other people don't follow it. It's really not hard. A nice bonus from growing up in an upstairs apartment is that the way I learned to walk is basically completely silent, so I constantly startle people when I walk up behind them, because they don't know I'm there until I say something right next them.

[@MegaKhelditia]

Having lived above people in apartments for maybe ⅓ of my life... my soft padded footsteps make SO much more sense! Thanks for the breakthrough! 😊

[@nilmargonzalez273]

As a Med student that lives on the top floor, I can say that the only thing they hear is me crying

[@TohruMarie]

Nili G I felt this too hard. I’m cry laughing. My emotions are so torn rn!

[@MaryAnnSweetAngel]

You got this!!! I wish you all the very best ♥️

[@KESTRAL23]

Nili G all I can hear is big thumbs and moaning

[@nilmargonzalez273]

SpongeBob Drinking Bleach lol I’m fine it’s mostly a joke but things do get frustrating sometimes

[@nilmargonzalez273]

MaryAnn thank you 💕💕💕💕

[@tuturu2523]

The upstairs neighbor is simply asserting his dominance on the betas downstairs

[@born2biscuit]

the upstairs chad vs the downstairs beta

[@eeeesyywuwiz2836]

Tu Tu Ru I live on the third floor out of 4 floors, I have both an upstairs and a downstairs neighbour. What am I??

[@LiftLite]

@@eeeesyywuwiz2836 up to you to decide

[@lasagnajames]

alpha neighbor

[@JTYoung05]

Boaz Scheers that makes you the ultimate beta neighbor

[@birdandcatlover5597]

This killed me. My neighbor has been known to vacuum at 3am, organize dresser drawers are midnight, and other suck things

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

The worst part of living on the first floor was that my upstairs neighbor had an upstairs neighbor. This guy must be like the final boss

[@rohitkandala9274]

Sending this to my neighbors as a cry for help.

[@Gio-yq8jj]

Their reply: *relatable af*

[@liam4706]

Rohit Kandala 4k likes and 2 comments. Oof

[@andrewconover4059]

They will c u r comment

[@dailydoser1309]

I just did the same thing.

[@thehound3202]

@@liam4706 called silent agreement

[@umno9830]

I actually feel bad for his neighbors while he was filming this video

[@pulanala1421]

LOL

[@deckarddwizardd1909]

He probably live downstairs but made it seem like he lives upstairs

[@Madmatt18]

i dont think he lives in an apartment that front door looked a little to rich

[@brandon_2683]

Swat I was going to say

[@gabemerritt3139]

@@Madmatt18 I mean you don't need to be rich to own/rent a house, not everyone lives in a city.

[@BvngeeCord]

As someone who has had the downstairs of their house rented out, I can confirm that this is what daily life looked like.

[@BvngeeCord]

@your_favorite_proxy lol im trolling ofc not though we did have someone ask us to quiet down once 🤣

[@GG-wi2ij]

When you're the upstairs neighbors who actually try to be quiet and your downstairs neighbor sounds like a dinosaur walking around..... Never thought I'd have that issue on the top floor -_- Revenge ? Maybe they are due some stomping instead of walking lightly for their sake

[@Inflake]

I live at the highest floor but I still get knockings on my ceiling.

[@thunderbolt997]

yeah its the vertically offset parallel dimensional neighbors

[@Inflake]

THUNDERBOLT uh in simpler words... *a ghost???????*

[@danielrgoldman341]

Lol bruh..... run 4 ur life.....

[@sauceman5616]

This has actually happened to me at 1am before the toaster went flying across the kitchen

[@michaelmounce3402]

It's those goddang paranormal knocking rats.

[@macpclinux1]

moving the table is so relatable tho, they always do that but why

[@tsizzleee]

Damian Damianio i swear they move furniture every day

[@nhlaxxx]

At midnight 😭

[@justinmailloux3799]

tsizzleee why not? It’s the perfect time.

[@Daniela-fn8or]

The whole video could have been just that alone 😂😂😂

[@brittanyflowers7856]

Exactly why do they move the table? My neighbors from hell gets on my last nerve because they do it while we're trying to enjoy our dinner also.

[@dontsubimtryingtodeletecha226]

As a downstairs neighbor, I can confirm

[@aarongee1168]

So accurate. I swear to god someone above me does dead lifts even at 3am in the morning. It still boggles me how sound comes through considering that the floor base is made out of concrete.

[@yeenosaur2620]

You forgot the part where they use cinderblocks as shoes and stomp around.

[@koolgurl8816]

Yeenosaur as a up stairs neighbor I conform that true

[@babyhilts]

We can't all afford Nikes, Karen! Some of us have to use cinderblocks, I'm sorry! *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*

[@peoplez129]

That usually means YOU'RE making too much noise and they're trying to remind YOU that they can hear all of your disrespectful noises. Living on the bottom floor doesn't mean you're quiet. I've had bottom floor neighbors that played fucking basketball and soccer indoors. I've had bottom neighbors that would constantly nail shit into the wall, or be constantly running back and forth, and whatever the fuck else noise they were making. And don't even get me started on the smells....I can smell every piece of shit meal they cooked like it was some third world stew made out of animal guts, every time they BBQ'd the smoke would seep into the house, even if the windows were closed.

[@VySharieff]

Yeenosaur 🤣🤣🤣I just said they had bricks for shoes😂😫

[@lemeres2478]

Cinderblock tap dancing shoes.

[@orangejuicewindow9901]

Neighbors up there be like: It’s time for our daily routine. Starts moving table around the house

[@ilyoongitoo3926]

My neighbors move their tables around at like, 2-3 am every day. Who needs to move a table every day? At least move the table at 2-3 pm, like, let me sit on amino in peace

[@taylorsawyers6955]

Personally i have four dogs and make sure their nails all click on the floor i tie them to each leg of the table then play fetch.. Aftrr that i allow my children tap shoes to wear while jumping off random furniture while i vaccum and yell

[@ilyoongitoo3926]

Taylor Sawyers I am almost fully convinced you are one of my neighbors

[@ILikeBirds]

**: *exist* You: no

[@Paintmerosered]

@@taylorsawyers6955 you need to move out and take all that mess elsewhere

[@matthewsharpe393]

This is definitely my life right now... Upstairs neighbors wait until we get home and then chaos happens

[@LA-cm9uo]

I am the ground floor neighbor with the garden. My daily routine is letting my dog out to the garden, shouting at her when she barks at cats (adding to the noise), gardening in my underwear, and keeping anything the upstairs neighbors drop from their balconies into my garden as a token of my dominance.

[@bumblingbe]

Real dominance would be to garden in the buff, really be one with nature.

[@nirmaleva]

You could be an upstairs neighbor who who walks around the apartment normally and cheap ass construction makes everything sound like a wild safari.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

lol true

[@alexhaid2983]

Excuses...

[@Nataliesyoutube]

Amen

[@COB694]

As an upstairs neighbor, I can confirm this

[@Paintmerosered]

I DONT BELIEVE IT AT ALL NOT ONE BIT it’s them doing this all day long for no reason because they give no effs and just want to make ur life a living hell add in 5 kids the landlords don’t think things thru like let me put 2-3 people on the bottom because above u I want 17 people so u can all go insane and fight it’s like they’re out to kick you out because they really are testing your level of not losing your 💩

[@carterschaeffer2141]

0:20 life of a downstairs neighbour

[@Fransais]

For real Ive lost my shit before trying to live around people that are dumb af

[@mhyr]

hahahahahah

[@TraceguyRune]

life of an American tenant

[@unnecessarycontent3194]

underrated

[@caclayton2007]

@@Fransais he even shot your toilet?

[@JimiLappalainen]

Imagine you're coming over to your friend and the vacuum cleaner is constantly on, the music is playing, friend is drumming pots and pans and blending water.

[@khairallahdh]

You forgot walking around with concrete blocks on your feet.

[@m.f8655]

Me: *laughing* Realising I'm the upstairs neighbor me: *laughing in blender*

[@LewisBrain]

I love my blendtec makes up for me listening the their shit music playing.

[@leeban]

Nice.

[@710rainbowzzz]

Same lmfaoo

[@David-su2lb]

My upstair neighbours have a dedicated employee for this

[@youstolemyhandleyoutwat]

Oh, absolutely, mines is Giuseppe

[@PatrickC139]

😂

[@Kcimor78]

Owners wont rent the appartment otherwise, its a requirement

[@A.M.1.]

I come back to this every once in a while lol

[@siguretts]

As a downstairs Neighbor, this is so accurate.

[@kersa96]

I died when he started playing “in the air tonight” 😂😂😂

[@ascentar6713]

Same

[@geraldmarshtopic5479]

I started saying hell yeah Phil

[@euacid2664]

You saved me so much time searchin thx❤️

[@06.hannibal]

Oh my god you guys are so cringey

[@mirzaiscandle]

How tf are you still alive

[@theblackcat405]

I was in a middle of a online class and i hear 2 kids running around and then a big *THUMP* The kid fell and started scream crying. Just thinking about puts a smile on mu face

[@erti3d354]

got paint,you deserves it

[@tebibyte2357]

@Alyas Fukename 👌🏾

[@hamster1953]

What's ur profile pic?

[@theblackcat405]

hamster dunno I just looked up cursed black cat

[@hamster1953]

Alright thanks

[@volteh2234]

As a downstairs neighbor, I can confirm that all the stomping noises and banging is accurate

[@penguioon4251]

the upstairs neighbour is going to go mysteriously missing at 2pm tomorrow

[@vlang2010]

This was literally the couple that lived above me in my first apartment. Plus physical violence.

[@alext2046]

lol 😂😂that’s fuckn hilarious💅. Can I get 💯 likes from my domestic abuser🤫 niggas 💪🤱

[@acesten8565]

oof

[@preettyE]

Yikes

[@TotalyKill]

Not literally. Use the word correctly

[@hdihiiehei]

@@alext2046 yes fbi this comment right here

[@daves.7150]

As a slightly younger teen whenever my parents were gone I would practise my deathcore vocals... Mr & Mrs white if you're reading this I'm so so so sorry

[@susiesan]

I think the husband became a high school science teacher...

[@fotis3263]

I think the wife owns a car wash now...

[@johnjohnson201]

DivityDiv Apparently Mr. White holds after school events where he does further education for adults, where he gives lessons to old students in chemistry. He also raised a disabled son, really an outstanding individual.

[@uzairrahman4640]

Walter white is coming for you. *RUN*

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

As I grew up I started to ask myself: how the fuck are you supposed to pratice screaming and growling without everyone thinking someone is getting murdered

[@lxnden]

As a bottom and top floor, this is half of my life

[@cdrunner7876]

This is like my neighbor across the street that always talks on his front porch and never shuts up and cut his grass once every two days for some odd reason when I’m trying to enjoy the birds chirping in the morning but I can’t hear them.

[@yoboyRoy]

This was my living condition freshmen and sophomore year frick

[@callum9098]

yo_boy_Roy lol frick that would be bad man

[@xsolidsnak]

Y u not in Rainbow playing the new season?

[@corn6457]

Hey Roy

[@austintrauth5820]

Why the frick are you not on rainbow right now?

[@anonymous-37]

yo_boy_Roy aye roy

[@emilyfulton728]

I....the accuracy. Only missing the faint baby crying. I feel so understood

[@SmileyFace01]

Oh, am I not the only one playing faint baby cries at night for my neighbors?

[@grandpa_peaches_2802]

Oh my god yes. My upstairs neighbors have 3 toddlers and a newborn baby, and a marriage that could make a marriage counselor cry

[@tomryan7376]

As a downstairs neighbor, yes, this is 100% accurate.

[@moviedevil12]

Hanging the painting at 3 am is too accurate

[@BonesofStarlight]

Don't forget screaming toddlers Stomping Passionate couples Dropping things Loud movies Squeaking beds

[@anirudhvattem9934]

“Passionate Lovers”

[@levy2737]

The "passionate" lovers

[@colbyflowers3082]

So dose the squeaky bed and passionate lover have something to do with each other lol

[@iamnolongeraraccoon6914]

Also kids running at 3:00 am for some reason

[@carliefaust8753]

Someone is always wearing heels and then there’s always fighting

[@not_jt]

As someone who lived in upstairs units for 7 years, I can attest that he is not loud enough.

[@mateusrezenderibeiro3475]

He forgot them gay noises

[@Briggie]

As a top floor neighbor myself, he forgot dropping frozen items on the floor and rolling luggage across the floor.

[@-MackAirsoft-]

I also like to keep 45 retrofitted subwoofers playing rap on volume 10 on repeat at all times

[@Stellios88]

Love this one! So far my favourite video of yours! The most relatable for me is the moving of the table. I always wonder, why the fk do they need to keep moving their table 😂

[@kahrado]

neighbours be like: i fall down the stairs at 3am every 2 minutes for no reason

[@SmileyFace01]

That's actually my furniture. it usually falls because of the black hole i have in the corner of my room.

[@tvfhwd]

@@SmileyFace01 I'm glad I'm not the only one with a black hole in the corner of my house

[@SmileyFace01]

It learned how to use power tools and now our neighbors can't sleep at all. :)

[@gloomydolleyes]

The 32 people who diss liked this video were offended upstairs neighbors.

[@carazy123_]

Hiley Moon under normal circumstances I would point out the spelling error, but frankly, I like the new meaning it provides

[@gloomydolleyes]

Carazy123 yeah im a dip shit when it comes to grammar im sorry 😫 but ayy 👉🏻 thank you.

[@carazy123_]

Hiley Moon chill, you’re good lol

[@timtolltroll1455]

no they are his neighbors who were home during filming of this video

[@neljetski1073]

big facts

[@gordier6787]

0:20 The downstairs neighbor after 2 weeks

[@themathemalogist]

As an upstairs neighbour, I confirm that this is 100% accurate

[@rickmoreno2702]

My upstairs neighbor seems to be testing a rollercoaster. Not sure when the theme park will be open tho.

[@DrakoGo2DaMoon]

Ol

[@forsakenvoidz6828]

Is that a sex joke

[@alexg2967]

Let's just say his wife is enjoying the ride...

[@Muffin5554]

...

[@ob1kenobjunior208]

When he got scared of that Netflix intro 😂😂 #theaccuracy

[@SavePvP]

Kenneth Kelton hahaha I lost my shit at that, it’s happened to me so many times forgetting to turn my tv down before I turn it off 😂😂

[@pineapplesplash9166]

Their start up is loud asf lol

[@DW-br8ud]

One of The most accurate things in the vid 😂😂

[@linux750]

I KNOW right. That Netflix "sound" is the new "MGM Lion" or "THX soundwave" of this current generation.

[@stupidazzo5404]

@@linux750 facts LOL

[@xNicholasWolf]

Army barracks life, can confirm. My upstairs neighbor liked to practice their skateboard kickflips in their room in the dead of night. It sounded like an aircraft was crashing into the building, followed by thunder.

[@-rio-.]

You forgot the toddler that just learned how to run and is always screaming

[@thebushwhacker8496]

They do be always moving furniture 😂

[@brendontshumagolide]

I can relate😭

[@roses6799]

Yeah, they do..😭

[@Silentblogger659]

WHY THOO?!? I SWEAR I CAUGHT THESE NIGGAS MOVING THEY WHOLE HOUSE 3 TIMES BRO

[@infinitefretboard]

It do be that way!

[@windex3154]

Once at 3:00 in the morning someone dropped a god damn fridge

[@colinr4860]

my upstairs neighbor is a heel-walking buffalo-person

[@crownedmelaninqueen]

colin r Facts

[@ReivaxStudios]

Some people have the inability to calculate for other human beings. They just go about for themselves.

[@commentsboardreferee7434]

I'm listening to the woman above me stomping around right now. How are her feet not completely bruised black and blue? She stamps around like she's pissed off - every.single.day.

[@LordZoth6292]

Yours too?!

[@OldMockingbird]

colin r XD

[@benja_mint]

I watched this extra loud so my neighbour could enjoy it too. Sharing is caring.

[@JohnDoe-fu6zt]

You missed the almost-deaf couple who shout at each other and crank their tv volume to 100, and have a dog that barks at the window constantly. One day they forgot the water filling their bathtub and it overflowed and flooded my apartment.

[@youstolemyhandleyoutwat]

As an upstairs neighbor, I can absolutely agree. And say that you forgot the 30" speaker blasting construction site asmr. At full volume and dog barking.

[@cyberguroo]

If you dislike construction site asmr, then you don't know what real art of relaxing is.

[@youstolemyhandleyoutwat]

@@cyberguroo right? How else am I supposed to fix my dogs separation anxiety if I dont use it?

[@heyjeySigma]

Constuction site asmr..😂😂

[@nimmen]

If you're into that stuff I would like to recommend freight train and launch platform asmr too

[@Crystal-od5is]

Somebody please make that a thing.

[@PtylerBeats]

Ok, but his Phil Collins drum solo was really solid lol

[@LegendGamer-rf6nb]

Ikr i loved that part

[@sonujossyabraham]

Spot on

[@meuwoo]

*i can feel it*

[@itsmejerkface]

I wanted to like it but the likes were at 420.

[@benprovan]

Definitely best part of the vid

[@soniquefus]

The table moving is so accurate. I dont even know what that noise is but i hear it constantly especially early morning and late at night

[@juleshappy741]

This is a work of art

[@dieog3078]

the hammer is SOOOO true they literally sound like their hammering a nail all day

[@djawnsjhilson218]

That's because we are!!

[@Louise-ee1qr]

YES I DON'T GET IT LMAO

[@JMAX79]

They’re

[@RollWithThePunches78]

My neighbors chop their food so hard it sounds like they're pounding nails into the wall at 3, 4, 5 am

[@weirdchamp4601]

Yes ikr!

[@GEverclear]

Didn’t see a full bag of marbles spilling off the top of a bookshelf

[@muhamadafif5227]

can relate, except i live on the highest floor, where the sounds comes from the ceiling

[@hannibalchow8492]

Hahahahaha!

[@jamesmaynard9128]

1:13 he tried his best to imitate the sound Marbles are getting expensive man

[@khz2172]

i was about to comment this

[@BradStephensonPlus]

I wish I knew what actually made this sound

[@Bartonovich52]

Sounds like a dream compared to apartment life. Elephant walkers upstairs. Spicy cooking downstairs. Screaming kids to the right. Passionate lovers to the left. Domestic violence across the hall. And old wrinkled nudists in the next building.

[@remyz13]

Lmao, this is exactly how it feels when your the one living underneath A few years ago at my apartment when I used to live there was another person who lived above me at that time. They had a business which included rocks since they made them for crafts and things. So before they could use the rocks for crafts they had to smooth them out, so they had this stone roller machine shit that would tumble the rocks. And they goddamn decided to tumble the rocks at 10PM at night

[@nicolesakwe1973]

This is a trailer for "Why Do Downstairs Neighbors Kill?"

[@lishthefish1423]

Nicole Sakwe this sounds like a movie/TV show/documentary my roommate and I would be in haha

[@brockmeade4450]

Probably the cause of most unsolved murders that occurred in upstairs homes

[@TriniLush7]

lmao i would pay good money to watch that lol

[@tobybartlett]

GREAT name for the newest Netflix documentary miniseries.

[@HeyManN1ceShot]

Life Time original movie

[@maxuabo]

“Yo we got any power tools? Yeah, the jack hammer is in the closet”

[@angelus8942]

My upstairs neighbor does exactly this but has the audacity to knock on my door and asked to turn my music down.

[@zacharytweltridge307]

As upstairs neighbors, me and my family have a tradition where we wear metal slippers for extra loudness.