🎧🎤🎼The Lightning Thief - 12 - Lost🎼🎤🎧

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PERCY (spoken) Guys, we just exploded a bus! ANNABETH (spoken) Yep PERCY (spoken) -that was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers. ANNABETH (spoken) Oh yeah PERCY (spoken) Is the whole trip going to be like this? ANNABETH (spoken) I hope so! (sung) Hades is sending his monsters after us We're doing something right GROVER All our food was in there All our clothes were in there All our food was in there! PERCY Sit tight ANNABETH Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary Drawn from the quests of heroes past It's right here in my pocket PERCY It's where in your pocket? ANNABETH Oops. It got busted in the blast PERCY What did it say? ANNABETH Take that bus To Los Angeles PERCY We're not on the bus ANNABETH (spoken) I know. GROVER To Los Angeles PERCY We blew up the bus ANNABETH I know! GROVER To Los Angeles PERCY So what are we supposed to do? ANNABETH Wait for another bus? PERCY What if we blow up that one too? ALL We're lost in the woods Somewhere in New Jersey And we're never gonna make it to LA We're lost- ANNABETH And it's cold GROVER And it won't stop raining PERCY Let's just go GROVER No, not that way ANNABETH No backup plan GROVER No food PERCY No phone ALL No adult supervision We're lost in the woods And we'll never leave New Jersey If none of us are making a decision! GROVER It's not safe to stay out here in the open When monsters are hoping to eat us alive PERCY How do they know where we are When we don't even know? How are we gonna survive? ANNABETH It's your smell. PERCY (spoken) I don't smell. GROVER Dude, like listen, please Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's PERCY (spoken) We smell? GROVER Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese ANNABETH So hopefully they just ate PERCY Fantastic gang, well I don't wanna die in the garden state! ALL We're lost in the woods Somewhere in New Jersey And we're never gonna make it to LA We're lost and it's dark And I think that something's moving! And I think it's coming this way ANNABETH (spoken) Is it a monster? GROVER (spoken) It's a squirrel [GROVER and SQUIRREL chitter together] PERCY (spoken) Dude, are you talking to a squirrel? GROVER (spoken) Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner of the woods. Maybe he can help us. PERCY (spoken) Really? Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts. [SQUIRREL stops chittering] GROVER (spoken) You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry. PERCY (spoken) I am not saying sorry to a squirrel. ANNABETH (spoken) He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy. PERCY (spoken) Okay, okay, I am sorry. [SQUIRREL resumes chittering] PERCY (spoken) What's he saying? GROVER (spoken) He says he knows where we are! PERCY (spoken) Where are we? GROVER (spoken) He says (sung) We're lost in the woods Somewhere in New Jersey And we're never gonna make it to LA (spoken) Thanks buddy! PERCY (spoken) I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me. ANNABETH (spoken) I'm getting that too. PERCY Hungry monsters on the ground ANNABETH Angry gods are in the sky GROVER No safe places to be found ALL Wanna run, wanna cry PERCY Can't go back to any home ANNABETH Camp is way too far away GROVER Can't protect my only friends ALL No place to go No place to stay We're lost in the world And the world is freaking awful And we're never gonna make it to LA We're lost We're just kids We're alone This is impossible Who put the fate of the world In the hands of Three unprepared scared half-bloods It's crazy ANNABETH So pick a direction GROVER It's your quest PERCY A direction? ANNABETH We trust you! GROVER A direction! PERCY A direction? ANNABETH A direction! Whatever you decide PERCY Whatever I decide GROVER Whatever, dude, decide PERCY (spoken) There! I have a good feeling about there. AUNTIE M Children, come inside!