The Lions That Hunted Other Lions

[@CountDankula]

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[@greenglassrecycling]

any diet fanta for us

[@cbbees1468]

Some ideas for episodes: 1. Tsavo Man Eating Lions 2. Steve Irwin 3. The Canadian who wore a Grizzly Bear Suit 4. Captain Ernest Evans of the USS Johnson in WW2 5. Operation Nemesis: The Armenian response to TYT 6. Captain Cook 7. Ueli Steck

[@thespyderwithin]

You should do an Absolute Mad Lads about the actual Mr. T because the way he reportedly got his many necklaces...

[@turkeybeard2010]

You need to look up the Harpe Brothers.

[@SouthernGothicYT]

do you plan to do another celtic myth video?

[@Psiballl]

Imagine being a lion and one day deciding with your buddies "Boys, lets knock a few digits off the census today for funsies."

[@armstrong2052]

Thats why, The ghosts and the darkness, is such a great movie.

[@patrickcovault2280]

Fantastic comment!

[@thecowboyofgods6196]

Nice

[@DarthSidian]

Based

[@bullschitt3666]

They need father figures

[@darkhorse13golfgaming]

Activist: Humanity is the greatest danger to lions. Mapogo Coalition: Hold our beers.

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

Funnily enough, they right. But the Mapogos were close to being a lions worst nightmare above humans

[@TheTyke]

Humans are by far, sadly.

[@buffbatman2]

​@@TheTykethere is no biological imperative that promotes altruism for competitive species. Win or die

[@loftipixelsprolapsedpp2204]

I saw a nature documentary about these Lions eariler this year (2023 for those of you in the future) by the Discovery Channel. It was reposted by someone else on KZbin titled "Brothers in Blood: The Lions of Sabi Sand." I don't think we will ever see any group of animals this savage for a very, very, long time. Except for chimps, they're always brutal.

[@bullschitt3666]

Africa isn't sending their best

[@Minx5892]

Great documentary that

[@fidelio9301]

Humans?

[@fidelio9301]

@@bullschitt3666Yes they are, those doctors and engineers.

[@jingalls9142]

Anything that goes for genitals immediately is just insane. Chimps are indeed a whole other level

[@Metalalbumreviewers]

"They didn't come here for food; they came here for a fuckin fight.". Ah. I see Dank has been to one of my family reunions.

[@jinchuriki7022]

Lol

[@totallylegit4092]

I plan luxury safaris for a living. I was actually there when these guys ruled the roost. And it is a common misconception that male lions dont hunt. I can tell you stories…even where a female finessed a male out of his kill because she failed in her hunt…so she flirted with him to give up his meal for her. 🤣

[@travisadams6279]

Hahaha. Whether its humans or lions, some things never change.

[@Trump_Won_AGAIN]

of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most!

[@totallylegit4092]

@@Trump_Won_AGAIN Really? Wow man. You must be such a massive lion expert to be able take one look at my statement and understand the incredibly intricate social bonds between lions to be able to make your statement. I am not an expert though I have spent about 30 years African bush and have seen some insanely cool things in my life. Like this interaction between a female and her male. You see, when a female gives birth, as you suredly know as such a paramount lion expert, goes apart from the pride to do so. The males may get a bit infantacidy with new born cubs so the mother goes away from the pride to ensure the cubs can grow strong enough to be accepted by the male. So in this case, the mother tried to hunt...because she has to in order to produce milk for her cubs. She failed. And being alone she was kinda up shit creek without a paddle. Her male, doing his job was out patrolling his territory and killed an impala. This happened to be close to where she was trying to hunt. She came across him and his kill, started rubbing up against him in what can only be called flirtatious behavior and he gave up his kill for her. It is hardly common that this type of thing happens, but it does. Lions have incredibly deep and complicated social bonds and what you see on documentaries are usually very watered down versions as to try and explain the full intricacy of a single group of lions would take days and nobody in the West has that type of attention span when watching a documentary.

[@Texan_Patriot]

So she traded sex for food....kind of like modern dating.🤷‍♂️

[@orboakin8074]

Sir, as a Nigerian, you have my respect for the pair on you! They couldn't pay me enough to get close to these beasts!

[@lynnkayee1015]

The Mapogo are my favorite coalition. I literally cannot count the hours I've spent watching videos of them, not about them, just them.. Everything they did was so interesting - the fighting, hunting, their bond. It is such a shame they split up. Everything went downhill from there. One thing about when Kinky Tail died...Mr T actually stayed in the area overnight trying to contact roar him. He knew that the new "owners" of the land were around and he knew that it was unlikely his brother was alive, but he tried throughout the night anyways, putting himself in danger. Just in case he got a call back. Watching Mr T's last fight is wild. He did not give up even when he was partially paralyzed. That's one of the craziest fights I've seen.

[@vslv5006]

Mr T fell like legends do

[@incitingariot9925]

If they stuck together, mokubu could have reached 20yo. And they would have had a pride of 100s.

[@fidelio9301]

You’re speaking about them like a boy band that split up 😂

[@violenceislife1987]

Wow

[@n4ughty_knight]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you guys follow Lion coalitions now? 😂

[@jkee9760]

Remember, you dont need an army, you just need the boys who are down and you can rule everything

[@JK-gm6kk]

That's nice and all, but they turned on each other in the second half.

[@n4ughty_knight]

I'll remember this for the Civil War to come

[@mortarion9813]

@@JK-gm6kk That's the second part of everyone's plan. It ain't an outing with the boys if you don't kill each other afterwards.

[@nevertellmethaoddz8581]

“All you need is 3 motherfuckers to take over a country.” - Joey Diaz

[@SMAXZO]

You don't need an army...you just need a band of brothers.

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

Damn, the Lion King live-action remake got dark real friggin fast

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

Whole lotta "Fuck it we ball" energy

[@jinchuriki7022]

Lol

[@lockhartls]

Best comment here bro 🏆🏆

[@kieran6417]

"What Is happening to Britain now" You can say that again. The old lion lays down and allows itself to be eaten by scavengers

[@jamesjross]

shut up

[@Cornflakes-sr3nq]

Difference being it's proactively inviting the hyenas. While the Cubs are forced to watch in horror as fate looms nigh

[@MaxwellTornado]

@@Cornflakes-sr3nq To be fair, if the lions were having more kids, they wouldn't need to invite the hyenas. Not that it's very easy to have kids when the pride's leader hoards all the fucking food.

[@thesmirkingwolf]

Underrated line in this episode

[@ahel4523]

Mapogo lion: Not only the lions, but the lionesses, and the cubs too. It's not a Dankula upload without some kind of uncomfortable laughter.

[@vadandrumist1670]

And people say animals are innocent and humans are the true monsters.

[@Wintermute909]

Tbh all honest documentaries are true horror shows once you put yourself in the shoes of the prey.

[@Skrenja]

It pisses me off when people think humans are the only species that "kills for fun" or that has wars amongst ourselves. Both those things happen all the time in the wild.

[@twiddlerat9920]

@@Skrenja Almost any species with high intelligence engages in excessive brutality for basically no reason

[@McForkCoverup2005]

You know, after everything they did, I find it really hard within myself to not say that those lions got exactly what they deserved in the end. Especially Mr. T. I mean holy shit, eating your own brothers children after they let you back into their group after years? That’s just evil.

[@shaka7594]

In 2007 the 5 younger mapogo's killed Makhulu's cubs,you can't put human traits into the wild animal world.

[@chandraray7798]

I mean they're lions. They're animals.

[@brinaldoramziski976]

Please look into the Tsavo Man-Eaters as a topic. the lions and the guy who hunted them make perfect mad- lads.

[@iratepirate3896]

I was going to say this. The Tsavo Man-Eaters took out more Indians than Churchill.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

​@@iratepirate3896Based

[@DarthSidian]

@@iratepirate3896 That joke is insane LMAO

[@WillyOrca]

​@@DarthSidianfortune favors the bold lmao

[@miss-nomer]

There was an over-the-top (but still highly entertaining) 1996 movie about the Tsavo man-eaters called The Ghost and The Darkness. Would recommend.

[@OuijaSTi]

Yeah, I heard about the British hyena problem, lol. I hope you guys manage to get that under control.

[@Herpetile]

I don’t think that’s ever going to happen at this point

[@TheWebstaff]

​@@Herpetileit's global warming. Invasive species are thriving in our warmer climate while the native species have to migrate further to the north as they can't cope with the heat. We now have Asian hornets nesting in the south.its getting that bad. That's what you mean isn't it? Or is this one of these metaphor things I heard about in school?

[@Powerhaus88]

@@TheWebstaff it's a hyena and camel problem

[@emilyadams3228]

The hyenas aren't the real problem. It's the zookeepers who let them in.

[@woahblackbettybamalam]

​@@emilyadams3228Jookeepers 😂

[@giusepperana6354]

Why call it a lion coalition when you can call it an alionce.

[@theabhorrentchef7226]

Lulsack

[@innapinch7112]

I've been with you from the N+Zi Pug days through the Sargon era to the present, and you have become easily the top story teller on KZbin. You and MrBallen pretty much have it sewn up.

[@thehermitman822]

Goon as well. I've listened to a few same stories from many channels due to their unique styles.

[@innapinch7112]

@@thehermitman822 Goon? I'll check him out, thanks!

[@Bartolomeus-dl5ec]

What's happening with Sargon these days? I recall him having bigger channel that Dank, but now he's nowhere

[@Bartolomeus-dl5ec]

What's happening with Sargon these days? I recall him having bigger channel that Dank, but now he's nowhere

[@Bartolomeus-dl5ec]

What's happening with Sargon these days? I recall him having bigger channel that Dank, but now he's nowhere

[@chrischan9318]

I watch a documentary about them and it was the saddest one i have ever watched, kinky tail got killed by the males of a rival pack and the males literally snapped his back and tortured him to death. Edit: and you can actually hear the pop too. It was that bad.

[@ShutYourMouthBeeech]

Do you have a soft spot for kinky tail because sonic chu also has a few kinks in his tail or coincidence?😂

[@rinoz47]

*stress sigh*

[@Minx5892]

Nah its more akin to a twig snap. It's messed up.

[@shaka7594]

Shaka Kinky Tail went out on his sword, no retreat no surrender, was injured on the day from killing the 5th maji, he will always be my fave and why i do a channel on them

[@Dom_1130]

Milord, can you do a video on Viriathus/Viriato, the terror of Rome at some point? He was an absolute mad lad who led a guerilla war against the Romans in ancient Iberia and became Portugal’s first national hero. I’m sure the Romaboos would like to see it, since many people don’t know or talk about him and it’s a really good bit of history.

[@lucascoval828]

Based Portuguese.

[@Powerhaus88]

No

[@n4ughty_knight]

No, next video is about a gorilla war. 😂

[@Dom_1130]

@@lucascoval828 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

[@johnv6806]

What time frame was that?

[@Sceptical_Giraffe]

As a South African I'm quite happy you are covering these lads. Love your work bru

[@thatindiandude4602]

​@@viano9541based.

[@tangtaster]

How are things down there?

[@G_Flash84625]

​@@viano9541Jou ma se poes

[@MathildaFlow]

@@viano9541Just like you

[@n4ughty_knight]

As someone who's seen a lion in a zoo once, I agree with you.

[@kr4yzi32k]

These lions are the definition of "fuck around and find out."

[@OfficialAshArcher]

A bloody fascinating story… but not what I expected from Dankula! Goes to show humans aren’t too far off from nature

[@ndesdsadfd]

Humans ARE (part of) nature.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

part of me hopes he covers the Lions of Tsavo, though Bob Gymlan's video on them is already amazing, so it's not like we *need* Dankula's version of it...

[@Anon1gh3]

We're not exactly worse as vegans and christians will claim. The vast overwhelming majority of humans are morally superior to other apex predators.

[@MastemaJack]

​@RipOffProductionsLLC there are better videos in them.

[@woahthere7895]

Humans were always a part of nature we just desperately try to convince ourselves we’re not😭 it’s wired into our brains

[@andrewobrien8325]

14:20 the way you’re making it sound I’m imagining the malpongos were just walking past the park rangers and flipping them off saying “Can’t touch us!” And the park rangers were like “Yeah well…we better not catch you stealing any Picnic baskets!” And like five minutes later the Malpogos kill more lions and steal a Picnic basket for good measure

[@BroomPusher2024]

"What can I say? Circle of Life, Circle of Death huh?" - Jontron

[@terrymoose7273]

"I just can't wait to be king ☠". Has a whole new meaning.

[@curtismorgan613]

I named my current DnD character Makula Mapogo after this lion. Great video! One of the coolest nature stories out there.

[@Blacktwinswords]

Is your character a Leonin or Tabaxi?

[@curtismorgan613]

Human Paladin actually. Picture a Zulu warrior in chain mail 😂

[@Blacktwinswords]

@@curtismorgan613 Cool.

[@Trump_Won_AGAIN]

NERDS!! 😂

[@hannahbleuharrington4986]

Unfortunately at work so I'll watch later, but got the notification, and it made me think: talk about the Tsavo Maneaters sometime Danks? Wishing you, Sue and the girls a merry Crimmus!

[@tosgem]

I remember binge watching lots of these Mapogo videos many years ago. I came to the conclusion they would have been far better off without Mr T, who was a liability to the coalition. Aside from lots of small issues that caused chaos and wasted efforts early on, in the end it was he who split the coalition and took Kinky Tail off to the eastern territory. He was actually terrible in the fight that killed Kinky Tail, he was the aggressor in defence, charging in, and then fell back and let Kinky Tail fight almost alone, before running away and leaving Kinky to be killed and eaten alive. When he returned to the West the coalition accepted him back after some initial defensiveness, and then he sneakily killed and ate their cubs and tried to be top dog there. He caused chaos and upset the apple cart massively. Without Mr T, the Mapogo would have had far more offspring reach adulthood, offspring who were either killed directly by Mr T, or killed by conquering males who came in because Mr T fractured their defenses. Without Mr T I'm sure they could have held on to what they had for at least another 1 year and allowed many more of their cubs to reach adult hood. But he was greedy and in shooting for the moon all the time he caused them to crash and burn. The icing on the cake, of course, is that even in their glory days, Mr T was just the most brutal and psychopathic (to anthropomorphize terribly, I'm sorry) killer - nearly all killing and violence you see from male lions is hard to watch but you understand why they do it, the evolutionary reason, you can see how it helps them spread their genes. But Mr T had a screw loose, he killed where it didn't benefit him or the coalition. He would kill lionesses, and cubs that were his own kin, and kill young juvenile males instead of driving them out of the pride at that age (which is actually how the male lions are meant to have grandchildren and spread their genes even further)

[@LadyBeyondTheWall]

Yeah, even though people will say it's anthropomorphizing animals to think of them like this, it DOES make me wonder about animal psychology. Like.. is it possible he really was just psychotic? lol Like for us, some of our psychology isn't just how we were raised, so I don't know if it would all be down to just being human. Some humans are just born psychotic. And if that's the case, wouldn't it be possible for lions too, maybe? 🤔

[@tosgem]

@LadyBeyondTheWall i am certain animals can have forms of psychopathy if we consider that in humans often it can be caused by brain damage, tumours etc. Studies of prison populations find far higher numbers of benign brain lesions than in the general population. Damaging parts of the brain can alter perceptions, can cut off parts of the brain that balance out and govern other behaviours. Ex boxers and contact sports athletes have been known to have changed personalities, involved in murders and violence. Mr T was a weird looking lion with a mo-hawk almost in a male pattern baldness shape. There was something wrong with him. Unfortunately his brothers fed him well on buffalo meat and he developed that retard strength. He seemed aggressive and formidable in battle (although, as was the case with kinky tail being killed, he didn't always pull his weight)

[@MobbJacket88]

This has been another moment of "Nature is Metal"

[@LiliumCruorem]

I always thought it was weird that Lions were called King of The Jungle. King of The Savannah maybe? But the true King of The Jungle is probably The Bengal Tiger if you ask me. Mostly cause they actually live in a Jungle and because that’s the biggest predator I can think of in that biome. I could be overlooking some though like maybe certain bears. But I think the only Jungle bears are rather small or rather dumb like Pandas.

[@wyattwebb6963]

There's the sun bear, which are pretty powerful.

[@TheHardys01]

There is actually one spot in Africa(I think) were lions & tigers both inhabit the same jungle area.

[@delnite5825]

while i agree that lions should be more considered the kings of the savannah. a tiger being slightly bigger and stronger means nothing when you compare a solitary hunter to a one that roams around with an intelligent coordinated murder squad. but if you only want to compare who would win 1 on 1 id say mountain lions take the cake as the strongest and most resilient of the big cats by far, despite still being smaller than tigers. mountain lions need to be built to shrug off the most physical damage on average during their lifetimes due to their preferred terrain have the highest amount of stamina due to all the climbing they need to do and are one of the most agile big cats and they have the absolute strongest bite strength. them fuckers just built different (and despite their name the do sometimes also chill around in jungles if the jungle is on or contains a nice mountain)

[@SchnookieC]

No tigers in africa, more than likely one of the tiny surviving pockets of lions in asia has overlap with tigers​@@TheHardys01

[@bullschitt3666]

A tiger could fuck up a lion

[@phantomshitter]

Idk why but I love the animal warfare videos, between this and the gombe war, its really interesting to hear about the inner politics and war of animals that still dont know how to put rock and stick togethere

[@loopular1]

I actually can’t think of anything more badass than a lions that hunt other lions…..everything else is just pussified

[@One-Two_swift-kickbox]

Should name a band after that

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

the Welsh PM declared that Native Welsh people are the problem. the Scottish PM declared that Native Scottish people are the problem. the Irish PM declared that Native Irish people are the problem. the British PM declared that Native British people are the problem. the London Mayor declared that terrorism is part and parcel of living in a big city.

[@bullschitt3666]

Feed them to the lions

[@DarthSidian]

Then they're not our PMs, are they? They're just as much of foreign invaders as anyone else.

[@darthlaurel]

And it is. In some "cultures".

[@andrewt836]

Bloody beaker folk, comin over here!

[@LukSter18998]

Those are not lions. Those are mice led by rats.

[@saintignatius714]

Now that we know lions aren't off limits, talk about Lieutenant Colonel John Patterson and the Tsavo Man Eaters! It's kind of an eerie story

[@RebelSandGaming]

The Indians called them devils the Africans just called them lions

[@CosmicRabbit1]

You should do the Tsavo Lions next! Two male maneless lions that were some of the most brutal man eaters ever to live.

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

I see someone's watched the Ghost and the Darkness too.

[@JimBeatman]

Yooo I watched that shit … them tsavo lions were no fucking joke … also why does the maneless part make them look way more menacing ….

[@w8m4n]

Yeah, I'd like to hear Dank's presentation of that series of mad events

[@thatindiandude4602]

😮 I check under my bed for the Tsavo lions till this day.

[@cbbees1468]

​@@thepoliticalgunnut8018I'm also hoping he does an episode on that as well as Steve Irwin.

[@Rizzbulla]

*Brothers In Blood: Lions Of The Sabi Sand* is my favorite documentary of all time. *Kinky Tail* and *Mr. T* held the border to their brothers pride, fighting off all intruders, they had to come through them to get to their other brothers.

[@IllemDaFunk]

Can only imagine what all of this sounded like. I'm glad that these events were tracked and captured in so much detail.

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

Imagine coming into this video halfway through and the first thing you hear was “many of the lion cubs were immediately eaten by Mr T”.

[@cobra29935]

Them fools weren't drinking their milk like they were suppose to, Certain measures had to be taken.

[@TheLoneBit]

Before Dank even said anything when he brought up the 11 lion cubs... I was like, "Yeah, if you know anything about animals and their relationship with adoption... the track record ain't good."

[@Snakedude4life]

We all know what would’ve really happened when Scar took over the pride in the lion King. There’s a cut song. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@KaylaZmayla]

I LOVE your nature segments, Dankula. They're some of my favorite videos you make!

[@Wintermute909]

Same! That and his celtic mythology were always my faves

[@The_Not_So_Great_Cornholio]

_"We come not in peace but with a sword"_ -Mapogo

[@tacticalmattfoley]

Given the sheer decimation caused by this group, it really is surprising this was allowed to continue. This is the kind of event that puts a species on the threatened list.

[@themancalledx]

Merry Christmas Dankula

[@DieEisteeverpackung]

How educational and family friendly, very exciting

[@rigoisajojo]

This story was wild lmao. Thanks for the video Count!

[@Kal_g]

Man, those lions woke up, and chose to be menaces to society.

[@kevint1719]

That's fascinating, thanks. I once read The Man Eaters Of Tsavo by John Henry Patterson, the true life memoir that was made into the film The Ghost And The Darkness, and yeah, lions can be as evil and sadistic as traffic wardens.

[@MrG77]

The lions of Sabi Sands was one of the best wildlife documentaries i have ever seen. The Mapogo Brothers were absolutely savage. Mr T, Kinky Tail, Scar, Pretty Boy ,Rasta and Makulu were the most ruthless lions i have ever seen. And Mr T died like a true King. He fought 3 lions till his last breath. Brilliant watch.🙏

[@Zundfolge]

Who knew there was such drama on the plains?

[@Minx5892]

I always thought these guys deserved their own mad lads. Looking every now and then at the different coalitions of lions is absolutely fascinating. Think there's one currently that's dominating everyone. As far as I know most of the Mapogo descendants have been killed off.

[@danieljohnston9723]

Well they were sick so it's alright

[@shaka7594]

You need to look more into them than this upload, they was lions being lions, the best version, the kambula pride have Kinky Tail & Mr T's descendants

[@lynnkayee1015]

Also, when Mr T died there was only Pretty Boy and Makulu left. Dreadlocks/Rasta had been poached and Scar had disappeared.

[@shaka7594]

Dreadlocks was scar, documentary got their names mixed up alarmingly, correct on rest

[@Gryphen_]

What a monstrous group of lions, I love all the videos ive seen of them

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

The Lion King iteration of Berserk was brutal.

[@chasehudson817]

I’m pretty convinced that Mr. T was drugged by the rangers and that’s why kinky tail was alone to start the fight. When Mr T comes into the fight he’s sluggish and doesn’t attack right away for some reason. These wildlife refuges make a ton of money through tourism and the tourists want to see lions and their cute cubs. Hard to show off cubs when they’re getting killed by the Mapogo’s.

[@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

13:39 - Absolutely top-tier double entendre that works on multiple levels. Not all that funny but very respectable.

[@ohkaythen93]

This is a complete surprise episode. I've recently been reading up about these. Such a fascinating story.

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

Funny how much this sounds like ancient human history in so many ways.

[@somedandy7694]

They took down HIPPOS? Freakin' A! These guys were units!

[@RipzCritical]

7:17 I love your staff lmao

[@AlimTetramorph]

I was NOT ready for the England line, lol

[@randomcomment6068]

What a fancy name for a pack of lions, 'coalition' 👌

[@thestinkycheeseman2208]

Ive watched all the videos youve done, on all my favorite mad lads that youve covered, and this is somehow my favorite. I had never heard of any of this about these lions, but its a properly good story, and you are properly good at telling it, as usual. Thanks for the content!

[@jonforris]

Dem some mean Lions bruh, eat you for breakfast they would. Oh btw Dank, we saw the hidden bottle of Buckfast you stashed on the Lotus Eaters podcast, you naughty boy you!

[@kirissdubz3396]

This whole story is just absolutely metal as fuck.

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

We know who the real KANGS of the Jungle are.

[@Rizzbulla]

WE WUZ KANGZ N KWEENZ N SHIIIIIEEET, Tigers?

[@cobracomandor2234]

Dank youre the shit youre videos have gotten me thru many hard times im happy to c u uploading moor freqwently keep it up we cant get enuf

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Dank you'll enjoy Kevin Richardsons channel on here, I'm a bit of a Big Cat admirer myself 🐯 🦁

[@sumpterino]

Jesus fucking christ, this story makes Game of Thrones look like an episode of "Malcolm in the Middle"

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

🎶Life is unfaaaaair.🎶

[@Mace2.0]

Man, The Lion King reboot is brutal.

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

14:50 that lion got the full berserk eclipse treatment

[@johannesstephanusroos4969]

That Scottish accent is great... "Sex lions", eh? 😂

[@oz_jones]

In the tune of Sexbomb by Tom Jones.

[@SMAXZO]

Magigalani Leader after being beaten up by Mr T and Kinky Tail: I didn't hear no bell! Mr T and Kinky Tail: You don't get it son, this ain't a boxing ring....this is an operating table and we're the surgeons

[@SuperMrMuster]

These animal stories are surprisingly interesting!

[@marshalmarshall2109]

in the Black Dynamite show Mr.T shows up and it's revealed he's cannibalized a few people so that one lion's name is even more fitting

[@monkofdarktimes]

SUIIIII

[@opalyasu7159]

Could you please make a video on any/either of the three: North Sentinel Island, Charles II of Spain, or Emperor Yōzei? They would be short but funny to watch 😊

[@jingalls9142]

"Imma eat this little pushy fool!" -Mr T probably.

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

We need to resurrect The British Lion now more than ever, and evict the invaders once and for all

[@redneckson]

what

[@Skeloperch]

@@redneckson He wants to resurrect the empire and kick out all the immigrants. Good on him.

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

shaking in your german boots eh?@@redneckson

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

​@@rednecksonHE SAID " WE NEED TO RESURRECT THE BRITISH LION NOW MORE THAN EVER, AND EVICT THE INVADERS ONCE AND FOR ALL"

[@Minx5892]

Sir, this is a Wendy's. One thing I will say is to repeat what Dankula has said on this topic. Not the best idea to give the state the power to literally evict people out because they don't like you. Also, its a complete pipe dream. Its a logistical and ethical nightmare. Who goes and who doesn't? Never seem to hear anything about this. Anyone below 50% British DNA? That's stupid. Some guy's evicted because his ancestors came over here 100 years ago or something. What if a guy is descended from the Normans or the Viking invaders, who our ancestors got along with fine for the most part (hell the norf is made of submissive cowardly half breeds with this kind of logic so everyone up there goes) Politically, no party is getting in power with this idea. Nada. The BNP had to tune itself down to get an ounce of relevancy, and once UKIP was a viable alternative, everyone left. The opinion of the British people in the 60s was pretty much the same as today. The closest thing we'll ever get is voluntary, ethical, repatriation. Which is my personal stance, if such becomes necessary.

[@GrandDukeMushroom]

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" ~ Highlander

[@SuperTommox]

The anthropologists bit killed me 💀

[@sweettorello]

South African here. When the mapogos were running around it was almost like they couldn't be real. Then they started making some news appearances.

[@harbl99]

Mr T just wanted to "shake some sense into you cubs!"

[@HoldMeForever]

22:39 That southern pride bit almost choked me 🤣

[@memes_jack]

7:19 Your editor has banter. Give them a raise.

[@DavyManners]

Man. This makes me nostalgic for those old documentaries where it’d be like “this young male is surrounded by hyenas. Even he can’t handle this smoke.” And then two huge males charge in at the last possible moment and send the hyenas scattering and you’re like FUCK YEEEEAAAAAAAH”

[@bullschitt3666]

It's that the snoop dog one?

[@DavyManners]

@@bullschitt3666 there were a few like that, but yes that one too haha

[@odd-eyesdragoon]

I'm laughing that there's a lion named "Mr. T."

[@JohnJohn-yl4ko]

Mr. T is enjoying that Toddler KFC.

[@mathieuleader8601]

if only Scar had hired the Mopogo Coalition Pride Rock would quake in fear at the terror of this group

[@Replica2901]

There was Scar in this group, he was presumed shot by the locals but it's not confirmed, I bet he escaped.

[@leflavius_nl5370]

Mr T really said I WILL EAT MY NEIGHBOURS ILL DO IT

[@iamperplexed4695]

You know that time of night when you wake up after a baked nap and it's too late to play something but way to early to wake up? Dank videos fit right in that time slot.

[@IllemDaFunk]

Non-human animal intelligence is just fucking insanely incredible. This story is wild!

[@colinwalker4824]

Buckle up dawg, wait until you hear about plants and fungi intelligence. Plants can see.

[@iBecoco]

i know all about these lions, and having watched your other Animal Mad Lads, i knew one day you’d cover them too! These lions were so badass! And had such a brutal end as well!

[@stumbling]

The Lion may not live in the jungle but he has a de jure claim to it due to eating his 4th cousins offspring. Yes, we need a lions mod for Crusader Kings.

[@elitemook4234]

This would make for one hell of an adult swim animated mini series.

[@TheAllSeeingGuy]

The Britain Hyenas reference was spot on. We in The U.S.A. are now facing the same thing.

[@zoch9797]

Except instead of British Lions vs African Hyenas, it's American Eagles vs Mexican Coyotes (or Chupacabras; take your pick)

[@TheAllSeeingGuy]

​@@zoch9797Lol. We're getting the whole zoo over here. Luckily, it's a spacious zoo for now.

[@mr.animefan8920]

On the 20th day of Dankmas the Count gave to us... another upload.

[@codyerickson3550]

Damn. I got so excited for a minute thinking Dankwas doing one on the Man-Eaters of Tsavo. But this will certainly do!

[@KorokHaze93]

I wouldn't call Mr it's death a murder more of an extermination 😅

[@stymee-9673]

Also, the hyenas in the saby sands were reduced to 68% which the mapogos were responsible for.

[@MurakamiTenshi]

20:48 lions do tend to bite off the balls of male prey, and even their own males in the pride 😂