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[@TBJZLPlays]

I actually love this game, lets play again pls.

[@faisala2563]

***** i love tobi, don't install adobe (no homo)

[@longjohnsilverthorne7766]

Lower score limit to 7 plz

[@fernandoarielbrito803]

I love you tobi, if you reply me i'll smash my racquet into the umpire's head

[@BaileyCottleGolf]

That second Glenn Beck card was OP, could've been played pretty much anywhere.

[@ant3978]

josh is the nicest and most down to earth side man

[@apollog7764]

Actually I think you will find Str8 Mario is the most down to earth sideman

[@tomofthet]

Pace HF Tobi and Vik aswell

[@nathant2207]

Oi don't leave vikk out

[@xxSupernaturalGalxx]

What brought the orgy to a grinding hault? Josh: Poopy diapers Me: You literally had a card that said the safe word!

[@Meldemel]

Aliya Fazal I was thinking the same thing ;-;

[@moritzr466]

I don't get it

[@squats4jesus]

Moritz Rungger you're too young

[@jamienevin4273]

I came to the comments to find someone else who noticed that poor vision

[@richard9491]

I thought that aswell 😂😂😂

[@Milfsted]

For your next game I recommend adding 30 blank cards (lets you add inside jokes and such) and removing the idle timer

[@UKMatt32]

Yess but you just know Josh will waste all of his on the shittest answers

[@gaiusgracchus4342]

Simon was actually a sket

[@HalaMadrid1996UH07]

Simon is the biggest sweat!!!

[@camerondalgleish2202]

Omg, Simon actually pisses me off all the time right now! Has anyone else noticed that on the GTA videos he never waits when he's in first but makes anyone else who's in first wait for him or he crys! He's just sooo annoying and this video with him not choosing a card cause he's scared of losing sums him up to a tee! Ffs!

[@frazzlez1163]

Exactly and he gets vikk to take out whoever is in first of its not him he's a sweat it's just a game

[@RyeBreadIsDad]

Simon is such a damn try hard...

[@mattn7028]

How many people went to look up "afterbirth" on Google images?

[@tonylewis144]

How old are you?

[@xSweeeD]

I did because i'm swedish

[@xSweeeD]

Had a clue about what it could of been but just wanted to know

[@mattn7028]

xSweeeD same, not the swedish part

[@kyleirwin5051]

matty ice me

[@bloomingfieldhd3708]

Josh you pick the wrong cards every time!!!!!

[@TTVFeoLUL]

It's only a fucking game don't like it fuck off.

[@pulloutpower3795]

jamie cross dude shut the fuck up, he's not getting mad just telling the truth

[@bloomingfieldhd3708]

***** If you classify this my post as 'hating' then I'm a little worried for you. If I hated the game then I wouldn't be telling Josh he is choosing the wrong cards. My post is clearly showing that I have played the game before and enjoy therefore find it frustrating when Josh picks cards that don't suit the scenario on the black card when there are clearly better choices. You need to take a breather...

[@andyfaz0]

well simon ruined that at the end

[@ktaleb45]

Simon wins by being a snake, what else is new?

[@Zaneandbasicretriappl]

True 😂😂 in so many others also he won't pick viks and even try to sabatoge so other won't pic

[@tansley09]

Simons a bellend

[@jamesinoodles5203]

Simon just ruined 3/4 of an hour of my life.

[@robvanderbijl7934]

Simon just waited too long on purpose

[@yukn0w]

Simon didn't deserve to win

[@paobillsmoove4554]

Frederik Brandt after what he did in this game, he indeed is.

[@theman2k144]

paobill smoove Why, what did he do in this game?

[@mrgeorgexx7420]

Josh or JJ deserved

[@russellpope4421]

+Swag Daddy spoiler alert

[@fractal_mind562]

I like Simon but he's a whining little bitch in this (and a few other things), he gets too competitive then throws his dummy out the pram until he wins, doesn't seem to matter how bad he looks doing it.

[@jackmuller2049]

13:22 The Safe word? Makes perfect sense!

[@ArjitMehra]

This was the best game of Cards Against Humanity you guys have played hahah. Literally cried laughing when you chose the card second time, and every laughed out loud, and it got chosen. It was Gold xD Also, the longer the video, the better.

[@gaminghoot7020]

"An angry stone head that that stomps on the floor every 3 seconds." Josh, have you never played Mario?

[@semirpilipovic4661]

Did you mean a thwomp?

[@loluntilmypie]

That moment when Simon actually fucking ruins the rest of the game. Great job, man.

[@JJ14668]

Rewatching these now and am so pissed all over again

[@vitkozusky6630]

"...access to the violation of our most basic human rights is a basic human right" would've been so meta.

[@aaronheywood904]

Someone explain to me why Simon is so obsessed with winning that he doesn't choose just cos he doesn't wanna pick JJ

[@Zaneandbasicretriappl]

Commenting after 6 yrs but yeah 😅 his a fcking sweaty bastard in many too he won't pick viks knowingly ,,

[@rileysmith519]

Idk

[@FAonYoutube]

Wait... so when you take too much time it just skips and you give no one a point ? That would explain why Simon timed out on purpose at 42:30...

[@mdcpVEVO]

The Glenn Beck card made me scream of laughter 😂😂😂

[@sykojr100]

What the fuck was Simon doing?!

[@PyroPyne]

JJ's so dramatic when he reads. Love it! :D

[@liamd778]

Glenn Lee Beck (born February 10, 1964) is an American television personality and radio host, conservative political commentator, author, television network producer,[5] filmmaker, and entrepreneur. He hosts the Glenn Beck Radio Program, a popular nationally syndicated talk-radio show that airs throughout the United States onPremiere Radio Networks and the Glenn Beck television program, which ran from January 2006 to October 2008 on HLN, from January 2009 to June 2011 on the Fox News Channel and currently airs onTheBlaze. Beck has authored six New York Times-bestselling books.[15] Beck is the founder and CEO of Mercury Radio Arts, a multimedia production company through which he produces content for radio, television, publishing, the stage, and the Internet. It was announced on April 6, 2011, that Beck would "transition off of his daily program" on Fox News later in the year but would team with Fox to "produce a slate of projects for Fox News Channel and Fox News' digital properties".[16] Beck's last daily show on the network was June 30, 2011.[17] In 2012, The Hollywood Reporter named Beck on its Digital Power Fifty list.[18]

[@tommyzoom1996]

17:45 was anyone else thinking he should put insatiable bloodlust?

[@ayaanlatif2296]

Josh be more fucking aggressive

[@EjsCF]

I was actually dying at 30:55

[@YH-cc1wl]

almost 45 minutes of CAH, I might die of laughing help me..

[@Larkell]

Why does this video have 5 adverts? Holy shit.

[@Larkell]

Larkell Actually fucking 6 wut.

[@TheSnowmenKing]

I have 0 haha

[@callumgreenslade6972]

Because it's a long video sometimes KZbin does this

[@TheMrQays]

Larkell adblock

[@ireumie8048]

3 for me

[@shaniawan3945]

Why did josh not use the "sucking all the milk of a yak" card that would of been hilarious

[@n0body550]

There was a film of Jackie Chan's where he was a drunken master

[@webslinger7772]

What do you call an owl that does magic? HOOODINI. #HOOODINIWillNeverDie

[@funorb2010]

JJ's Royal Afterbirth reaction totally made up for him not picking a card

[@fathammer4341]

Simon and Josh are just awarding each other points in this game

[@bobisawesome99]

The angry stone head that stomps into the floor is obviously a mario reference.

[@Pavoris138]

Josh obviously doesn't know what the safe word is.

[@aserr3223]

This is probably the best cards against humanity video, next time bring Ethan ples!

[@Sebrewer32]

Well the reason that it was the best one is probably because he wasn't there....

[@HZLTV]

Also, kegels is: Pelvic floor exercise, also known as Kegel exercise (/ˈkeɪɡəl/), consists of repeatedly contracting and relaxing the muscles that form part of the pelvic floor

[@HZLTV]

Exactly copy and paste, problem???

[@matthewcook1555]

I almost died when JJ googled afterbirth

[@samuelpatton147]

Reads title. Gets food. Comes back.

[@bigdes1044]

The longest game but the best game

[@danielj011407]

When tobi said the American dreams dead all wrestling fans shared a tear

[@xcomyn8755]

Doing kegels is when you repetedly tense and relax the muscles you use to stop and start the urine flow

[@llamaofvinter5801]

Did anyone else notice the irony of a man named Walker dying in a car crash?

[@andrewglen14]

There is a setting that you can click to get blank cards, where you type what you want

[@lordpotato8377]

Vikk being too loud ruined this video

[@user-qk5ft8eo8t]

Play with all the sidemen

[@TheMoortinator]

Why is everyone hating on Simon but not saying a word about JJ who didn't pick a card TWICE?! Ok first time maybe let him off but second time when he knows the time would run out yet still didn't pick one. That's karma for him right there

[@micky9722]

TheMoortinator KSI does it for the lolz, plus hes KSI hes known for doing it. But Simon doesnt do it for lolz he does it for winning insted of playing for fun. Thats why

[@austii0217]

SUCKING ALL THE MILK OUT OF A YAK! CMON FFS

[@adamkenzitt6022]

JJ is so funny hahahaha

[@OH-om9jd]

This game is too funny

[@alban226]

"Jesus is the safe word"

[@Brakkam]

This was the funniest thing I've ever watch

[@tobyjug1393]

What is the royal afterbirth I'm too afraid of what's going to pop up

[@gimpyleg1500]

I feel like josh doesn't know what a pacifier is coz he hasn't once played "A bloody pacifier" when he could have

[@worldofhighlights7220]

Give me advice on my last vine compilation?? Beat drops and more!!

[@worldofhighlights7220]

Any advice will be appreciated

[@denismulic5746]

Rexy TV I would appreciate that you fly away,thanks.

[@alexanderholmes4116]

Love how on their first game they tried really hard to not offend and now it's just...this hahaha 😂😂

[@AkselTheBest]

Glenn Beck killed me

[@tortilla5238]

Josh add blank cards in the future

[@tomofthet]

2:27 anyone hear JJ's fail.

[@FaTaLxCreatez]

Bro 'sucking the milk out of a yak' why was that not user

[@barberk3012official]

Do you ever laugh at some of the sentences and just think "I'm going to hell?" 😂

[@OFO2D]

Simon is actually so fucking sad

[@dmwiya12]

I'm sorry but I just lost my shit near the end when Simon trolled everyone😂😂I couldn't stop laughing if it was me I would've picked josh

[@OFO2D]

What's an afterbirth? no way am i looking

[@mrsmart344]

***** My bad (comments i've deleted), i searched up the royal afterbirth lol. Just afterbirth is ever so slightly worse

[@mrsmart344]

***** Atleast i now get the referance. It's the placenta that comes out, after the baby i guess

[@Deadpool-st9dr]

Yes JJ

[@hadenhunt2004]

what time in the video did vikk put the card bill nye the science guy

[@cindynathania4146]

no wonder its so quiet, no behz here

[@hector5922]

"Global warming Friday" Josh predicted Greta Thunberg

[@jedwilliams1998]

What is an afterbirth? I am not googling it

[@NukeMyCola]

Patient presents with INSATIABLE BLOOD LUST. Likely a result of A BLOODY PACIFIER.

[@aidanplaysfooty6304]

simon was called the guy below smells but there was no one under his name

[@FizeOfficial]

Why doesnt JJ upload these videos on his second channel?

[@HZLTV]

I was actually crying at the "Jesus is ________" card fuck my life XD

[@Emerson-zo4gv]

Yay Tobi is here!

[@harrysmithson8459]

When Vikk said 'then you're accountable' for the blank cards I thought who the fuck cares? It's a game where you're supposed to be offensive so it doesn't matter, Jesus.

[@FaTaLxCreatez]

Please bring Ethan back to this I love how brutal he is

[@__Callum__]

Why is santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year

[@SDC8]

Play up to a score of 5 so if you have bad cards at least the game ends quickly and in the next round you can get better ones.

[@joaofontella8128]

Fucking glen beck m8!😂😂😂

[@tayariedmond3442]

Them not knowing who guy fieri is 😢

[@MrCAKT]

toby cant make a blasphemous joke but he can make fun of african boys so easily

[@conor2339]

I havent watch this yet but because tobi bigged it on twitter earlier it better be funny!

[@Hk-sj1jg]

ANSWER THIS ZERKAA

[@peerpieters2845]

wowowow simon please....

[@GunsWeare]

You forget to put tobi's channel in the description

[@soh1317]

Angry stone head is the thing from mario

[@hebbs631]

I feel so sorry for tbjzl about the Jesus one

[@mitchstphnsn]

i dont think he knows what eugenics is...

[@mcfc786]

What Simon done was a pagan movement, bmt

[@FAonYoutube]

24:45 : How can you not pick "The violation of our most basic human rights" ? And it gets rid of a shit card instead of insta-using your only good one... XD

[@jackgretzema9278]

@ZerkaaPlays make a video with Simon on pes

[@adamgent3224]

I actually miss JJ

[@xdave02]

Whats afterbirth?

[@tansley09]

Who thought 'the safeword' for what are my parents hiding from me?

[@jclips3040]

Next one get Ethan instead of Simon

[@andrew8018]

These a hilarious but you should change the mode or packs as some of the black cards have come up before.