THE LONGEST STRAW YOU’LL EVER SEE!

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[@advaitam6216]

The water's gonna take 5 days to reach his mouth lmao

[@sirknightartorias68]

So yes, the invisible tiktok cameraman has got a shadow.

[@bts_army_jk2973]

Omg!!😳😱wow!!! The camera man 😐 nice

[@vomitchan9833]

“LONGEST STRAW EVER” 5 minute crafts: are you challenging me?!

[@lobnabenhmida4493]

Je t'aime B éb e

[@Jay_purple_cat_slays]

Anyone else just freeze thinking he was drinking pool water then just was relieved it kept going?

[@keziahmuchoki2164]

Same

[@omysichalidech]

He can't be possibly drinking with it but yea

[@elizabethbertram7260]

I thought he was drinking pool water too lol

[@uttamhawladar1335]

999

[@mahnoorumar84]

Same

[@cashl8nk363]

The fact that he can't even drink because the straw is to long makes it even funnier

[@fancybro1685]

Thank you, for writing the comment, i was too shy to write 👍

[@ryanpriyanto4967]

gzhdhdhfu

[@plaid9775]

I have those things and those conectors are solid so yea

[@cashl8nk363]

@@fancybro1685 What 😂😂😂

[@xPhantom_404x]

He cant drink no matter what

[@feliciabruton7561]

SERIOUSLY......He have TO MUCH TIME on his hands....SMH.....he will NOT get a DRINK of that water down his throat.........FACTS.

[@justagamer4525]

Nope the longest i see is from the Canteen to our class room which is 2 bag of straw

[@weirdkid9716]

Legend has it that he’s still waiting for his drink to come up the straw

[@mehemmedbayramov3424]

Hvsvavz

[@gamesroblox8944]

Yup

[@hajiraismail1838]

9833

[@xPhantom_404x]

It doesnt work

[@carolinapuertomojica8033]

Hola. Me. Ya no. Sara. Sepulveda. Puerto. Omg

[@sunshanstudios]

Store Manager: Hello, What can i do for you today? Person: Can i buy some straws? Store Manager: Sorry were out of stock 🐒💨

[@hhhdjughue7877]

هطنمسين

[@KingRobbo045]

That's physically impossible to drink from that:/ U would need the force of like 8 hoovers to atleast move the drink

[@killianholm2283]

Actually at that point it would make a vacuum causing it to boil so you would need a negative pressure which practicly dosent exist in theory. So you could have it completely filled with water and it migth work and wouldn't creat a vacuum for water to boil but that's what trees do they have the water carrying tubes filled with water so there isn't enough space to make the water boil.

[@kellyksparks5900]

5

[@sukanyasaowako6898]

@@kellyksparks5900 ร_รำรับวำาะนภรภรพัพ่รพระีถรพนพนสำยำรำน

[@sukanyasaowako6898]

@@kellyksparks5900 ้้อก้ิ

[@martinpalma4735]

Hahaha gravity!!!

[@Light_speed]

When your sister doesn't want to share drink with you

[@asthmaticfish]

everybody gangster till that hanging bit over the pool breaks and you started slurpin piss water

[@skuffedlol7057]

True tho

[@White-tq3si]

I can't express how relieved I was to know it didn't end in the pool...

[@crunchyparrots3503]

same I was like: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE IN THAT PO- oh

[@haroldcampbell3182]

omg same

[@matthesonicfan6743]

White sus...

[@mariadarosa7457]

😐 😲

[@Astrallds]

After seeing the pool I thought... The pool is the worst But then I was like there are way worse things- * Insert oh no song*

[@LazyL_edits]

*Me showing this to my mum* My mum: That's not even a straw anymore, it's a ducking tube-

[@user-bt7od1ks2m]

оковрупцопвцрцпцрцоу

[@Kkb10238]

I love dad ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@pamsudduth1303]

Who else noticed the whole “straw” was just strong tied together?

[@hansumwyatt2095]

hey dsasssss

[@xPhantom_404x]

It was straw toys and the connectors dont have holes in them so he cant even drink

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

I called them straws and stars and I loved them

[@ArtisticallyME]

*That moment you thought he was drinking out of the pool*

[@fredweasleyswife9367]

YES

[@moonfinded100turtlesinthey5]

AHAHAHAHAHAH YEh

[@jellysworld3249]

Fr

[@tipsygrevenge2.o416]

Yaa

[@matrixbeats6413]

Same

[@latoyacastro4579]

Can we appreciate how the camera man walked 10 miles for this video

[@lawdasauras]

Some random person:hey jojo make the world's largest straw! Jojo: *And I took it Personally*

[@combustablelemons8988]

Personally

[@lawdasauras]

@@combustablelemons8988 thanks for the correction

[@asmrcousins2574]

Imagine how long it took him just to get a drink out of that long straw he would probably have to be drinking out of that straw for a minute until something actually came out😭😂😂😂😂

[@xPhantom_404x]

It doesnt work

[@Trickster645]

Anyways, it's just a way for to flex his ego by showing off his house

[@ludosawkubiak1660]

fale

[@ludosawkubiak1660]

fe

[@Trickster645]

@@ludosawkubiak1660 wtf does, fale and fe mean?

[@noellecelnik4347]

Science Fact: The force needed to suck liquid from one end of this straw to the other would collapse your lungs before you ever got a single sip

[@Rhianna603]

That's what I was thinking 🤣

[@bedbomber3531]

Right he couldn't sip it that fast

[@mrrat9092]

The succ needed would be very powerful

[@sisterstoysandfun1411]

and i have those straws and connectors at home and the connectors just plug the straw so u couldn’t even use 1

[@cozmic3211]

Same

[@mendirattayashu6671]

Everyone:-Thinking about pipe Me:- I could also have home like him,,😂😂

[@nikumoni6610]

@Enrique karla Saavedra my Tggffewazdttgc

[@thatsky1e33]

Who thought he was drinking pool water😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@radepower8900]

Just imagine how much he had to stop to breathe just to get a sip

[@xPhantom_404x]

He cant even drink from it

[@radepower8900]

@@xPhantom_404x bro I was thinking the same while commenting

[@emugamers]

Fun fact: the guy wasted all his breath but got just a drop Omg!!!! 34 likes I've never got that much likes

[@Kaiso666]

One more like from me? Answer yes

[@sherbazkhan6512]

​@@Kaiso666 😮😊😊😊

[@navidshah8203]

Thank you so much for the drawing..

[@LANA-nw9vl]

عندي هاي الاعواد اصنع بهم اشكال انا التعليق العربي اللذين تبحثون عنه😂✌️

[@rosiesoft5303]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☹️🌈

[@joudy_xox838]

ايوه بجد😂

[@user-hj4lq7pv6u]

هادا كزب بيشفطش لانو في الاي لونها اصفر بتسد😐😐

[@hisaishira]

True fact : *He sip nothing because the straw is too long.* Edit : *Thanks for 1k likes*

[@terrificgamer52]

Man I was going to comment that Edit: Never once I thought I would have over 15 likes on a comment and I have 32 thank you so much.

[@marcellomarelli5904]

The myth busters said that a straw over twenty feet is pretty much useless

[@jayjayclapsiscool]

Also does anyone remember those things that you would out in a straw and the stick another straw to it and you could make things well they are using those to connect the straws and nothing is getting through

[@jayjayclapsiscool]

@Alpine I do renner those

[@shinchansensei1310]

@@terrificgamer52 Me too!

[@hearts4u.777]

That straw is long But it takes even longer for my dad to come back from getting milk from the store- THAT WAS A JOKEE

[@Existor3453]

LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@homerunjorge3048]

Simp jk

[@mariopinkman4684]

What a waste of time for a non working straw.

[@jenniferbratton9596]

A:this us true B: you make a point lol

[@lilyaabrahamyan47]

Me watching this: *How big does his lungs have to be?*

[@amongmini6086]

@Big Chill it's not about holding breath how long he can take breath

[@johnny1846]

Star platinum lungs

[@Moemoechi]

@@johnny1846buff jojo siwa stand

[@jayprakashsaini1484]

Me too .

[@aeris7042]

لو تسحب الشراب 100 مره ما راح يوصل صدقني :)😂👍.

[@Iwillconfiscateyourbones]

I thought he was going to drink the pool water🤣

[@someone_5247]

And finally someone pee in it and he don't know what's he's drinking 😂😂

[@erikayuuka]

imagine if the straw breaks and he ends up drinking chlorine instead of water-

[@maliyahholguin5785]

Can you can you buy like a lot of them so you can make like a very very long one

[@jenniferschulze8871]

Ärodre😘❤💙🤴

[@jenniferschulze8871]

@@maliyahholguin5785 fjj8hhuitu7tfhVo🦄🍉🎁🩳♿🚹sjuxjg6uvitggghukhjiuioznkkijujjujfjrkvfkkbbjkkknbk

[@jenniferschulze8871]

JIGHU Schleim leicht Schleim Schleim schreiben mein Freund

[@Mimi-er5km]

Lol

[@RKV1700]

How much time does it take to drink water from that straw He: YES

[@DspaZZfrmdaf]

Why did my dumb ass think it was hooka for a second 💀

[@beija_crafts199]

Scientists: why are people using so much plastic...... Him:

[@mariosarah56]

Who else is enjoying watching Jojo's shorts... 🤩❤

[@RX-8GT]

Oh man, by the time he gets the first sip of that drink it'll be warm as hell😂

[@ToddNightcoreGamer2K7]

Jojosim what are you doing. You tried to trick him? Ahh, You blow the super longest straw.

[@sha2nkagno3]

That suggests these "cells" haven't studied physics.

[@astridcastillo3846]

XvģtGrl

[@danieldennis414]

Man u are a legend second

[@St4rG4cha]

The fact that he can just ask the dude recording to get him the water

[@tarawolf5420]

That defeats the purpose of the video.

[@St4rG4cha]

@@tarawolf5420 yeah but

[@4taenoa112]

@@St4rG4cha no butts

[@louroulourou5928]

Jf le défi pour moi on le fait de z faha le wallah lwah mnyak le 🦮🦮🦮🦮🦮🦮🦮

[@unsatisfied_me]

Us at the first place: 😄😀😃😃🤔🤨................................... Everyone at the end: 😑..................................................🔪🙂

[@niyazkhan5292]

No one is not talking about how big his house is

[@xcentrk1965]

Dear diary: It's been a week since I started sucking from the long ass straw. I wonder how much time will it take to the water to go through all the straw. I'm starting to dehydrate. P.S: I should've walked inside to get a glass of water instead

[@thoaingocong6882]

Fhcvvvgcdrvxf😗🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🍸

[@tefyta2828]

Ñpppp

[@joneinarmattiasvisser6113]

I mean, it can work. He does not go up much higher so I gues yess

[@greenland217]

ক

[@rattatoi5386]

This is the type of kid that has time for everything

[@babarehan39]

Gpdhnh

[@crunchycrustyteacupshards6902]

I was so scared that KZbin would cut off the end of the video again(Thank god they didn’t lol)

[@karendouglas6417]

When mom says don't take the glass outside

[@sunyn7]

I mean it’s cool but it would never work.

[@abrown35]

Rip Turtles you will be missed 💀

[@randm5724]

?

[@fxaced9333]

@@randm5724 Straw=plastic Plastic=carbon dioxide and turtle deaths cuz it get dump in water

[@arturbecker3821]

but is there a turtle?

[@Bob__.]

@@fxaced9333 thats not how it works mate but ok. Surprisingly carbon dioxide has nothing to do with it, the turtles actually eat the plastic cuz their retarded and then they choke to death

[@JackelinV8060]

Your right they are just wasting straws that they are gonna just throw away

[@IncursioGotTheHeat]

Us:- Oh WoW So LoNg 😳😂 Guinea's world record book:- you should try more 😂

[@flamingokindainsanengl6522]

Life hack Get this straw and put in your favorite drink go to the couch and enjoy it for some time without getting up

[@fritzievilla1034]

when he flipped the camera to the pool i literally thought he would fall in the pool- is it just me?-

[@Sis_Angela_Estrella2020]

No not just you

[@fabiolaamador3607]

I think

[@fabiolaamador3607]

That its not just you eaither

[@HaouaCoulibaly960]

Nope me to

[@Somkid_11.11]

OMG same

[@errasimoun6117]

Just by the shadow I can tell Cena was taking the video

[@euphoria9307]

Had to reread this comment cause I thought you meant John Cena

[@euphoria9307]

Or however you spell the name, pove the man

[@errasimoun6117]

@@euphoria9307 lmao. Cena as in their friend 😂 and yeah I also love John Cena

[@yes18yearsago91]

@@euphoria9307 same

[@suchbaddieuwu1851]

@@yes18yearsago91 AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[@shailrajput2621]

Five minute crafts be like:

[@yorandb9494]

Bruh if i would take 1 sip i would of have died

[@derek_darkfire6204]

thanks for Asher I lose 60 seconds of my life that I will never get back

[@jolandperez6533]

Are you sure that we can make a lot more 🤔😌😮

[@henryrex9778]

But you can't lose what's useless right🙄

[@simplycupcake7906]

6O sec your like 4 years old

[@ThatOnePanzer]

After taking 2 sips of that drink in this straw my lungs would be probably dead

[@Fenrir187]

Thats true. The longer the straw is, the longer you have to suck the water up. Which fills up air in you're lungs.

[@gachabunny2946]

Yes, yes they would

[@gadxgamer1495]

💖💋👄💅🤞👍👭🤑🥰🤩

[@fernandareyes4579]

Que aburido

[@elektra89riley]

Not gonna lie but I think that straw was shorter than my friends straw 😵😵

[@ur_mum9688]

Plot twist:There not straws 🤡

[@Leftydab3st726]

Thanks for flexing on us your house for 60 seconds TOTALLY needed that

[@emmacamacho1873]

Fr i think they .made that vid to show off 😭✋

[@ishakishak8134]

Zu899

[@ishakishak8134]

Hz78ii

[@ishakishak8134]

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[@rosavirgilio2011]

@@ishakishak8134e di non chiamarti ma risulta occupato su tutto

[@no-dy4ze]

My dreams: *When i try it out irl but i can't combine even 2 of them*

[@user-cc1vz2mv3z]

Ff

[@noreensvlog1369]

Hahahhha

[@Jeremy-re2fj]

Trying to drink out of that is going to make you more tired than going to just get the drink🤣

[@xxgatcha_lesbianxxx5323]

Pov ur a visco girl: ugh save the turtles 🐢 skskskdkkdk

[@anwarhassanbadar6021]

At first I thought he would drink at the pool but when the camera man pass the pool I thought it was gonna be in the toilet 😂😂

[@sudhasonkar5829]

🌈pl

[@sudhasonkar5829]

00pp

[@mhamedbalout9832]

S z x sgfg

[@joneinarmattiasvisser6113]

Oooh no

[@bubblesdoesgaming566]

Omg how can that be exactly what I was thinking

[@xxunknownwaster3121]

The camera man is so smooth when turning corners

[@thatsitbypeh3249]

Turtles: I'm a joke for you?

[@NidhiKumari-nf8rv]

I was not expecting it to be thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat long

[@purplejellyllama]

fun fact: he a good actor because aint nothing comin outta that straw hello I'm back two months later to find hate replies lmao this was not supposed to be taken seriously- the majority of comments I post are NOT to be taken seriously they are just jokes. Hope y'all understand now ಠ∀ಠ

[@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main]

Sssshh! Don't tell him! He didn't realise it yet so we don't have to pay him

[@xtess12]

😂 true

[@lukeconnor9986]

Atleast aprettiate the time and effort they put on taping all of those straws.

[@lukeconnor9986]

Wannabe.

[@ferv888]

He's not a good actor, he's stupid. Everybody knows that type of building toy thing stuff.

[@britishviolet7072]

When you are to lazy to get a straw

[@Lena-ow1mb]

Legend has it he's still trying to get one sip out of that straw-

[@pemamushagieva88]

Не круто 👎👎👎👎

[@lourdesmendez9349]

@@pemamushagieva88 😃⚡⚡✨😈😈👿👹👺👺👺😺

[@shaunicesmith680]

@@lourdesmendez9349 ja

[@yeetfeet1878]

Dang that straw is longer than it takes Walmart to restock

[@navi.2176]

the time it takes to actually drink from it is even longer

[@im_STRAIGHT_up_GAY]

Street science..

[@questionable.3438]

Yep 1 min

[@hijinx752]

Funny and Original I like it

[@yeetfeet1878]

@Nunulov gaming thanks

[@American._]

When your too lazy to tilt you head to drink from the straw, but have enough energy to set that straw structure up:

[@lukeconnor9986]

They werent lazy, they just wanted to add extra cool. Heh.

[@American._]

@@lukeconnor9986 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[@genalynlobino8633]

krori4i3 u34iry sy0

[@genalynlobino8633]

lglt

[@ibadovazeyneb]

sanki 3D izliyorum🤣👏🏻

[@paigesmith8723]

They're not actually straws they are connectors

[@yourmum5373]

God I'm so stupid, I thought that he will be drinking from the pool LOL 😂

[@remedyroro1246]

Me too🤣

[@lancer7792]

Same :(

[@lucerocoronel6968]

Same lol

[@randomroblox6769]

Me to

[@difococckcocofof4386]

جايب الشطاف دي كثير شادي ليش طاف كثير عشان يحب ل ساندي

[@zenitsuagasuma3782]

This man has the biggest lungs ever if he can drink out of that.

[@pandarou_pd]

The yellow thing aren't empty from the inside where i live i have this and they are solid from the inside And i dont think this are straws this is parts of the toy that comes with the yellow thing but ye they are empty from the inside atleast

[@mariacristinadossantos9380]

Uhuuuuuu oipooooooiyg m O ,) Eu quero hot Wheels pode me explicar como não bate no Gmail nas paredes como não cair no chão e que não tem negócio reto um dia mas e um sabe correr não dá e pronto

[@romanalemmer2749]

the straw so help me I'm too thin 🤣

[@sumona3844]

শডডগহডতগ

[@kingmystery8425]

Hes the type of guy that will take out middle roll of toilet paper instead of using it like a normal person

[@masonallen431]

1. Overused comment 2. This vid was actually good

[@BluCashier]

@@masonallen431 high effort but useless if your parents didn't screw an outlet

[@sparshgupta499]

Imagine how much effort he has to put. When he is about to suck, he gives up and gravity finally does its work.

[@alieno6296]

Bagus mas

[@valdanhaqisulthony7322]

Khaby lame be like:🗿🗿

[@levibatt4149]

Fun fact: He’s actually trying to flex his house but not telling us

[@itssobig9288]

Nah, he's just trying to show us how nice and *BIG* his straw is 😉😏😳

[@katanagamez4891]

Bruh this comment is copied from the other video

[@archisarjune4488]

@@itssobig9288 isn't he trying to say the same thing??

[@itssobig9288]

@@archisarjune4488 I was talking about the straw.

[@Kkqumaein_]

@@katanagamez4891 yeah😂

[@miroden4387]

the ocean and marine animals: baby im not even here....imma ✨hallucination✨

[@paolagiovannalima1567]

Turtles: 👍🤡

[@parthibbasu2894]

Water is not even coming from the straw That would start boiling in straw

[@wert_yq]

FACT: He made this when he was a 10 year old. He got his first sip now. Proud of him😂😂👏👏

[@gwagwa76]

Fact: you have brain damage 🤪

[@user-kt4yn8zf6h]

こんな長いストローで吸うと相当な肺活量必要よwww

[@xxgala_xz9593]

I think he wants to kill the Earth in one step

[@Sturniolo_4fanlifer]

When mom said stay out side u get thirsty

[@rejene2683]

"smoking wont affect my kid" The kid 18 years later :

[@shashankreddy308]

"Let's flex our mansion without making it seem obvious"

[@hii6930]

facts my dude-😵‍💫✋

[@rivverrat]

Agreed

[@mohammeda1854]

@@rivverrat aieii4P

[@lupitacarrasco3048]

RIlix♥️👄🎂

[@neilsmith9879]

Yup

[@gabrielromeoflo5632]

So they Wasted 1 hour to enjoy life.

[@pancakesoldier2067]

When you are lazy to get the water

[@ikxrysh6703]

Props to the camera man for smooth speed walking and for not tripping

[@fernbishop5854]

Have you ever considered it might be a drone? 😂

[@nurdianasetiyawati3840]

Tyurtyurfhji hyttui uytuoj iphhk. Uyi

[@ikxrysh6703]

@@fernbishop5854 bro you can literally see a man and a camera in the beginning of the video

[@ibukimioda7760]

@@fernbishop5854 you can see a shadow holding a phone

[@wholegamerx6511]

@@ibukimioda7760 not a phone doe