THE LONGEST YOUTUBE VIDEO!!

[@Whiteluz100]

"The longest video" * Lofi girl enters the chat *

[@abiyyupanggalih854]

Lol

[@Mceiie]

*EVERYONE LEFTS*

[@pasta_real]

thats a livestream

[@katchu.]

Funni comment i like that 🗿👍

[@BasicallyNocolor]

Her homework is worth the triple of the longest math

[@tyjoe9995]

Math teacher: There’s only one question on tonight’s homework! Everyone when they find out that the question is 15,000 pages long: 💀💀💀

[@kingladiator900]

Imagine got that question wrong so you have to do it again ..

[@everyoneelse2059]

the test isn't that hard! the test:

[@Eric-kb1pn]

Me be like noooooo

[@adriansdr]

V1NCE NPC

[@tyjoe9995]

@@adriansdr I’m not an NPC

[@4richard]

"The Longest Things on Earth" That one bro: 💀

[@Racist34]

Drake

[@Montythecoolgator]

Sultan Kösen: 🗿

[@Carltonjmmom]

Ayo

[@Sub2lightingvr]

@@Racist34💀💀💀

[@_frankie20__58]

“the longest things on earth” me: looks down.. aw man

[@user-vf3pz4br1g]

Now that the Ghibli Studying Girl stream is done, I think that is the longest.

[@SuspectedMuch]

Lol, her video is still processing 💀

[@tr_Ryze]

"The longest things on earth" Me: Candace's neck in Phineas and Ferb 💀

[@RaidOfficial]

Ayyy😂

[@GamingWDesti]

damn that hit hard

[@Skibbityohio_kanyeast]

FR😭

[@Satellite88]

Fr

[@ToxicWasTaken]

My d-

[@Randomshitimadeup]

“The longest things on earth” Me: *dirty mind activated*

[@JuicyBoxxxxx]

so fr

[@Ashton.Henry711]

Same

[@UnripenedSoil_]

Fr fr

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

They said longest, NOT shortest

[@XXWATERMELON-CATXX]

Michelle from ZHC be like: PFFFFFFTTTT EZ

[@meLLow_manga23]

Him saying the longuest thing Me loking at my crying : "it s average"

[@JNP-Pro]

Bro your grammar sucks

[@Doge-qx5fs]

LOL

[@timothysams1712]

"Wow you have really good spelling the longuest is the correct way you say it."

[@JNP-Pro]

@@timothysams1712 Oh right kid 😂

[@timothysams1712]

@@JNP-Pro What's right 9 year old kid?

[@AkurojiKurijanou]

43,000 miles damn that’s crazy but imagine the way back 😂

[@annelynsaya-ao9303]

86k miles and since they are broke now they cant afford a plane ticket💀

[@RedditsStorles]

@@annelynsaya-ao9303 that journey included the way back

[@Jauw]

That would be 86,000 miles back cause you have to add 43,000 + 43,000 and it would tell us how many miles they actually drove

[@--l-7660]

It probably includes the way back

[@tomnovy3476]

MMMMMMMMM 43000+43000

[@zoeylipp2063]

"Longest thing in the world" Guys when they wake up:

[@muna8384]

..

[@Piperrrrgobrrrr]

@@muna8384 your comment is literally my exact feelings 😂

[@RobertJeilish]

...

[@twk4977]

Finally bro adda some emotion to his videos. Well it's still robotic but you can't ask for too much, that is just greedy.

[@sarar6674]

Actually, the longest video on KZbin is the Lofi Hip Hop radio stream which lasted 2 years and 8 months and was taken down due to false copyright issues but they are up again with a new stream.

[@TimeMaster57]

Aww I really thought that the WKBRL livestream

[@gigamonkey9877]

Huh, is this the anti-idiot club?

[@1TEMPEST1]

🤓

[@YoItsChrisssss]

@@gigamonkey9877 🤓

[@leofianza2017]

That's not a YT video, that's a stream

[@the_football_editor]

The longest things on earth: Me: looks down "It's sure not mine"

[@spacejunkproductions8827]

Exactly

[@marsh49]

stolen

[@gabe2448]

Oh it's definitely mine.

[@AconicDBZ]

@@gabe2448 1inches is small dude

[@Mr._Bellic]

@@AconicDBZ I didn’t think you had one. Scientists used satellites, astronomy telescopes, microscopes, and even just sight. Know what they found? Yeah, nothing.

[@liljanazavalani3416]

"The longest things on Earth, par-" **opens comment section immediately**

[@NiaRiggins]

😂

[@NotLogxn]

Same

[@lilmanVR8977]

Angus is crazy

[@benjamincrew8383]

“The longest things on Earth” My dirty mind: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[@Adriansdr07]

Not funny

[@Stormymango123]

@@Adriansdr07 did we ask you 🤨

[@ghudgefilms2308]

Same, ignore the other people commenting on this being rude, they don’t get it😈

[@Adriansdr07]

@@ghudgefilms2308 That literally has nothing to do with not getting the joke, if I did not get it I would ask what does it means, plus all kids know what that means because they are stupid like you

[@Adriansdr07]

@@Stormymango123 yes you did

[@Kassidy_Schwanzer]

"The longest things on earth" my dad coming back with the milk after having me.

[@fromthenetherlands]

That is so sad if it's true.

[@chasebrownlee8249]

Lol

[@Kassidy_Schwanzer]

@@fromthenetherlands it is true, my dad never came back

[@adriansdr]

@@Kassidy_Schwanzer dude, than why are you making jokes like that? WTF are you on?

[@Kassidy_Schwanzer]

@@adriansdr on your mom, why do you ask

[@PleaseInviteMeToTheOutcastsSMP]

“The longest thing on earth” my classmates eggplant:

[@Bomb_nuke9]

No way💀💀

[@Coolestpersonalivemega1009]

@@Bomb_nuke9 OMG PLEASE DONT NUKE ME!!! 🙏🙏

[@sarahcomella5449]

Same

[@Coolestpersonalivemega1009]

@@Bomb_nuke9 KIM JONG UN OMG 😱

[@Smartahh-SouthWC]

my nose while playing qna i pk xd

[@lovelybolano4704]

"The longest video" *Christmas songs mix enters the chat*

[@callumwhite2993]

“The longest things on Earth” 💀

[@llethargic]

s u s

[@geefmelk3299]

HE KNOWS ITS SUS AND HE KNOW THAT WE WANT HIM TO SAY IT WE JUST NEED TO SPAM SAY IT

[@mr.moai0708]

s

[@mr.moai0708]

u

[@mr.moai0708]

s

[@hamadalrais2956]

"The longest things on earth" Teachers eye in exams 💀

[@nachoalvarez7171]

Unfortunately it's not yours

[@nachoalvarez7171]

@@Helzhangstudiosofficial i don't remember the context, sorry

[@Clydessillababy]

Here long You Okay? I'm sorry man

[@catfacecat.]

​@@Clydessillababythats Really long, but not as long as yours

[@darkreaper2528]

I still imagine what's the use of that much maths in daily life and even jobs or business, it only needs basic maths anyways

[@Joemamaoffical]

Lofi girl live streams are actually the longest

[@d.c.colthrust2874]

WHY CANT I HEAR THE LONGEST THINGS ON EARTH WITHOUT THINKING OF ONE VERY SHLONG THING HEBSHJSBVFGDJE

[@midnightraven7102]

SAME

[@thatonepakistaniguy]

dirty minded 💀

[@strwberry7256]

😭

[@albertgiurcanu7508]

🤨💀🤨💀🤨💀🤨🤨🤨😐😐😐👁👄👁

[@studios8099]

Lets be honest we all are waiting for this

[@mariamaria-ew1mf]

The actual longest thing is when you have to wait for your mum when she is in a conversation with a friend-_-

[@efrainlinares6751]

Yeah it’s true as a joke not in reality

[@Hi_bro902]

-_-

[@jisooayoo543]

Ikkkkkrrr

[@edellawlor4031]

Yeah

[@BlackGamingFox]

Fax

[@Locotiara9]

“Longest things on earth” That one guy in cayo perico whose vision fits the whole island

[@nawseenpatel9725]

Your videos are good, and you never put yourself on a roof or a video

[@trevoreastman1162]

*Looks down* “Nah”

[@ezwinlovesgoats]

My homework is 15001 pages bruh 💀

[@Officialnikolasbelloc]

Nah dawg what u do💀

[@liethaboy]

mine is 15002

[@BaBYTheCrafter]

​@@liethaboymine is 9500000 pages bruh

[@Jivvi]

It's not all one problem though.

[@Mochidrift]

yall out here complaining about your homework being very long when mine is 1.6180339887×6.2782118e+15 pages long

[@jkgaming0565]

When the calculus professor gives out the final exam and it’s just that problem mentioned in the video

[@ITSDAYDAYVR]

POV: My teacher giving the class 100 Pages of work

[@amobilerobloxplayer5546]

He is a gigachad for going straight to the point.

[@AaronGaming1066]

he is the original joe caine

[@bless-2076]

Yes sir yes sirr yes siirrr🗿

[@itzsillybob810]

Angus really said “what if I stopped eating for, like, a year ? Is that possible ?” That guy had priorities.

[@Christabellanie]

I love how 2011 is my birth year.

[@askgoogleassistant]

Am I the only one who was suprised that the guy who fasted for almost a year

[@meriambra1584]

The longest maths problem: My teacher: ok , I'm going to assign this for tomorrow

[@GCoHDC]

FRRRRR 💀💀💀

[@bxrehp7726]

Really? THATS THE LONGEST *lofi hip hop streamers* My strength is way beyond your understanding 💀

[@FirstSaiyanOnEarth]

"Longest Video" The Guy Who Made The KZbinr Sub Count Video Thats Been Running For The Past 7 Years:

[@HersheySuazo]

The longest thing on earth Drake💀💀

[@prime4725]

bro waited 25 days just to get the video removed

[@masterhack353]

"The longest video" *mining bedrock for 365 days*

[@parkseybeams2297]

The slowest thing on earth *his speech*

[@theonething-0312]

Alternative title: This youtube video is 54 seconds long

[@mumenrider9098]

yo isnt the Lofi stream the longest it goes on for days and days and days...

[@syppie6510]

Imagine making a mistake in that math equation and realizing something was wrong after 15 years.

[@Bell_xt1]

Pov : your homework is that math question

[@earlgreymarcusasprer5139]

him: the longest things me: looks down *goddamn its huge*

[@Aiden_MSM]

It’s your name

[@ballsniffer6924]

Your legs are the size of half your body

[@BebPlays]

bruh yours is a micrometer stfu

[@insertnamehereofficial]

lofi girl: PATHETIC

[@Queenlove54321]

“The longest thing on earth” me thinking about balls 😂😂😂😂 ayoooooo

[@Let_me_get_a_name.-_-]

Longest video is probably a history lesson

[@Linecat414]

The longest youtube live: Breaking Bedrock in Minecraft started 8 month ago

[@randomcookie2706]

huh? idk what that video is, but i think is the lofi girl video which has documented the entire 2 years long stream that had to stop because some trouble with yt

[@anakelly76512]

Longest thing on Earth? These past 2 years.

[@thejayinator585]

100,000? I was honestly expecting more.

[@Amogus21538]

"The longest thing in the world-" *me looking down* *dammit*

[@ReubenGaming6789]

"and u think ur homework was bad" Bro i literally have to write all the numbers above 0

[@magiccalls4116]

The guy who was the taxi driver.... *mad respect to you my guy*

[@wolfassassin4415]

Taxi driver: Pay up Them: oh we don’t have the money

[@tinabuckingham2491]

The real longest thing waiting while a guest is here

[@StandUpConorDy]

You forgot the unskippable KZbin ads

[@melonplaygroundfanlikensub4264]

Relatable😂

[@Motherland1922]

Facts 👌

[@fut_xeditz]

“People have the life to drive 43,000 miles 💀💀💀”

[@Gizmo3596]

Respect to the teacher that had to grade that

[@thekingcobraYT]

"The longest things on earth" Thats what she said💀

[@tagmeifyoulikem3n]

The longest KZbin video is actually the Lofi girls live stream! The owner of the account got banned midstream and ended up having a video published of the live stream that was over 1000 hours long. because whenever a lifestream is done KZbin automatically uploads it

[@leraginasian]

I watch lofi girl. Why did they get banned? And when did it happen?

[@SavageGirl19099]

"The longest thing on earth" Dirty minded people:☠️☠️

[@Gabriel-yo2bt]

"The longest KZbin video" lofi girl: "Hey hey hey"

[@daniels_account3yago.746]

The longest things on earth ME:here goes another list I won’t be on 😢

[@poppins14]

I-

[@Gmba44]

@@poppins14 am-

[@karmatickarambit]

@@Gmba44 sus-

[@Gmba44]

@@karmatickarambit with-

[@mirvatsalem9610]

@@Gmba44 the-

[@yarandgamersmrgdfnf8613]

"the longest video" numberblocks 5 months stream: ami a joke to you

[@Simbala-bq5vy]

Imagine you have this math question on your math class while you didnt learn 💀

[@ordinaryperson7305]

The Longest Things on Earth.. Me: Looks down Also me: Nevermind-

[@meriambra1584]

Look down to your...

[@blueshot333]

......

[@leraginasian]

You know you watch a lot of Icycol when you have a dream with him in it. I was in a movie he made where a group of us were wearing colorful padded snowboarding jumpsuits and we were snowboarding away from the bad guys, or something like that. I'm just as confused as you.

[@CanineCoolArtStudios-Official]

Well... his channel name seems to be a play on icicle and you were in the snow, so... it sort of makes sense.

[@leraginasian]

@@CanineCoolArtStudios-Official good point.

[@sulimankaboura800]

The video that has 226 hours and the video 200b years long:

[@TheBarcelonianRepublic]

With the math problem, I would say: “Indeterminate given my lifespan”

[@SuspectedMuch]

20,843 hours and Lofi girl's video is still processing 💀

[@pancakess.]

i thought it was f25 key

[@KennythePlatypus]

At least she's studying

[@jaceworldtv3456]

The sleeping video over lasting 5 year

[@jaehee1020]

that is the longest stream

[@TOSC1K]

@@pancakess. THATS 4TH

[@cuf_]

*the longest things on earth* Me: *looks down* Also me: *ah nevermind*

[@gigavinayak5262]

Relatable

[@rxnaa4]

Nahh chill 💀

[@VenomousBeef]

"Longest things on earth" *Looks at my lemonade sprayer in sadness*

[@GCoHDC]

🤨📸 Caught in 1024K with Samsung Galaxy S80

[@MarkerLovesFoldy]

Dude, I break the world record for not eating.

[@Mansour4reall]

"Longest things on earth" Dirty mind joined the chat

[@hopetothemax2561]

Yoo my man todoroki

[@Jolie_19]

the longest video: me i want to watch that. him: iT wAS dEletEd. me: 😭i wanted to watch that.

[@dole878]

whut about the F25 key video??

[@arcadianmystic]

and then the longest math problem got programmed into the hewlit packard calculator and now it is there with a single push of a button

[@user19652]

Dang I thought Jesus fasted for a long time 💀

[@raresmogos4916]

Bruh imagine spending 25 days to film a video just for it to get deleted💀💀💀

[@tahsinnawarreti6662]

True

[@babokaa]

Imagine having to check your work after that

[@Blue_Haxe]

The longest thing is the fnaf lore: William Afton and Henry Emily opened a restaurant around the early 70s, named Fredbear's Family Diner, which quickly evolved into a chain of restaurants known as "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza," started in 1983, under the company of Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. At some point, both of them left the company, with an unknown individual taking over as CEO. William was secretly a serial killer, using mascot costumes to lure, abduct, and murder kids. His motives aren't known, though widely speculated to be him trying to achieve immortality through researching the paranormal, haunted metal (known as remnant), which he created through the murders. His first target was Charlotte Emily, the daughter of Henry. She became the Marionette, a ghost who took care of and helped awaken the other lost souls. In 1983, William's younger son also died in an incident, at the fault of his eldest - Michael. The younger son (name unknown, BV for short) 's fate is still unknown, though often speculated to be connected to either Golden Freddy (an enigmatic spirit taking the form of a yellow bear) or helping Charlie with saving other souls. "I will put you back together" was the last thing said to BV by a debatable party, most commonly believed to be either William, Charlie, or Golden Freddy. In 1985, William killed 2 kids, and 3 others were later connected to that incident (The Missing Children Incident, or MCI). He was arrested but released due to a lack of evidence. 4 of these kids were Gabriel, Susie, Little Jeremy, and Fritz, going on to haunt Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, respectively, with Susie implied to have been the first to die. The 5th is commonly believed to be named Cassidy, becoming Golden Freddy, though some think it's someone else. In 1987, William pretended to be a security guard at a new Pizzeria and killed 5 more kids (DCI for short), who went on to be the Toy animatronics. This caused the unimportant Bite of '87. In 1993, Mike worked a shift at the haunted original Freddy's. Later that year, the location was closed, and the company went bankrupt. He later had some sort of nightmares about it and his brother's death, likely paranormal in nature. At some point, William went to that original Freddy's to destroy the 4 haunted robots, but ghosts manifested, and fearing for his life, he put on the costume he used to kill them. It was actually a part costume part robot hybrid, though, and due to the leaking roof, the machine snapped on him, killing him. He went on to haunt it and/or his corpse inside. While Freddy's existed, a Sister Location called "Circus Baby's Pizza World" opened. It was a front for William to kill more kids, with the robots there made to kidnap them. It backfired when his daughter sneaked in to see Baby, and it killed her. She then haunted it. William, distraught, locked her and the other robots from there in an underground warehouse where they were rented out for parties. The other robots also got haunted somehow, likely with melted down remnant from some other kids, most likely MCI. Years later, William sent Mike there to find Elizabeth. Thinking he was William, she tricked him, and the Funtime Robots combined into one amalgam of wires, killed Mike, and used his corpse as a skin suit to escape. He quickly rotted, and they had to escape to the sewers. He repossessed his corpse thanks to remnant, though. Around 30 years after his death (presumably 2023, though that may be debunked now), William was found by Phone Dude, who stole him and put him into his cheap horror attraction based on the Freddy's urban legends, not knowing William was inside the robot. After a few nights, the building burned down, and William escaped. There's also a good ending in that game where Charlie released the other spirits, but its canonicity is "complicated" according to Scott (FNaF creator). Mike also had a security logbook at some point, where two ghosts, BV and presumably Cassidy (given it's not him), talked about something. Finally, after like 50 years, Henry re-emerged and made a fake pizzeria, where he called the Funtime robots, now separated from Elizabeth, herself, and William. He also made a robot that captured Charlie. After a bunch of managers failed to collect all 4 robots, Mike came and succeeded. Henry burned them all and himself, with high temperatures now revealed to work on ghosts, apparently. Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. was supposedly closed for good. But one ghost, very highly implied to be Golden Freddy, though argued as a random never-before-seen 6th MCI kid by some, wasn't ready to let William go, so he kept him from being released and tortured him in super nightmares. There's a book series called Fazbear Frights which has debatable canonicity too that'd take place after this, but if canon it's basically just filler that nullifies the Vengeful Spirit nightmares thing. After all this, Fazbear Entertainment was revived as Fazbear Entertainment, LLC. They kidnapped a guy and gaslighted him into living in a secluded fake house they made for him, where he made FNAF games, in the FNaF universe, as to make it seem like it was all just fake stories. A VR game was later made, that was a remake of these, but some suspecious circuit boards were sent to be scanned into it, creating a paranormal, digital entity known as Glitchtrap. It appears as a man in Spring Bonnie (William's suit), acts exactly like William, knows stuff only William knows and even claims to be back, with William's catchphrase of sorts being "I always come back". After a bit of shenanigans, it manages to possess a beta tester and makes her his minion. We call her Vanny. Vanessa, most likely Vanny, then got a desk job at Fazbear Entertainment. Fazbear Funtime Service, a program where animatronics were mass produced and sent for parties, etc. got hijacked by Glitchtrap who made them hostile. He made Vanessa infiltrate the service as a fake FazEnt representative, supposedly fix his infection, but actually just cut off anyone's access to the system other than him, and send a data packet with him to the current Pizzeria - Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. In the current book series, most likely canon, there's this AI called Mimic1, which copies stuff. Many think that's actually what Glitchtrap is, just AI copying William. It's an ongoing debate. An Endoskeleton with it installed was sent to the last simulated Freddy's Henry built to burn, where it got out of control, started killing people and in the ongoing story is hunting down a group of teens. As the Pizzaplex was built on top of the simulated Freddy's, the Mimic got control over it too, but was quickly taken down. There's also this boy Gregory who ended up possessed by Glitchtrap and hacking the Pizzaplex for reasons unknown. Now in Security Breach (possibly 2035), Gregory, out of Glitchtrap's control, had to escape being trapped in the Pizzaplex, as all the robots controlled by Glitchtrap and Vanny wanted to kill him. With the help of Glamrock Freddy, most likely haunted by someone, though it's unknown who, Greg ended up finding a newly built Springtrap in the simulated Freddy's and somehow defeating it. There's also a giant abomination of wires that resambles the Funtime amalgam down there, it took this William away.

[@PaxiKori12]

Longest mathemathical problem: Pi: Am I a joke to you

[@Faiqfaiqfa]

Imagine you are the one who messes up the problem mid way 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@Skaaraxe]

"The longest things on earth" Me: 😏

[@TerraToxic09]

Hell na☠️

[@Tsatisfactor777]

Bruh

[@Morada69]

Top 10 longest things on earth *Thanks for watching!*

[@GeorgeyGaming]

The longest KZbin short I am watching

[@WEAREDERBY1884]

When it comes to these mathematical equations and stuff like it i simply cant get my head around it its way beyond my mental comprehension 😢

[@Mr.toatserroaster]

Me who realized the goofy on the car with the solider hat

[@fatnga12292]

The longest things on earth : Looks down my pants That definitely isn’t long

[@TheJay_Slayer]

“The longest things on earth” Me: *looks down *

[@Someone..-te4xo]

12:24 what a good time, I loved this part

[@hashirqureshi5462]

imagine one of them getting a plus or minus sign wrong and then again doing that 15000 pages🤣

[@zinometa]

The longest thinks on earth Me: MY CO-

[@DebmalyaSarkar81]

Cold ice cream

[@zinometa]

Good answer

[@soulnobu]

props to the taxi driver

[@lucasyaheard]

*they got me thinking about something else*

[@austinelaminozassecretytch6125]

* pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis left the chat *

[@DevilTheBest]

Oh yes lol Hippopotamonstrosesquippedailiaphobia (Whatever the f-) also left the chat.

[@KennythePlatypus]

I think I just had a stroke-

[@austinelaminozassecretytch6125]

@@DevilTheBest *Also Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Left The Chat*

[@weeklyhorror]

@@austinelaminozassecretytch6125w h a t

[@Skye-hd9dn]

There is a word that takes three hours to say and its longer than any other word

[@normenopo82X]

Lofi hip hop girl: I'mma end this man's whole career

[@carlsworld]

"And you think your homework is bad" MAN THAT IS MY HOMEWORK-