The Looooooooonnnnnnnnnng wait. In fact I might still be there. I'm going on the theory that I died in the queue and this is all just a dream. filmed by Mark Pritchard Ellesmere, Oswestry, Wrexham DX57 BYL
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@sipatch7773 жыл бұрын
PMSL 🤣🤣🤣You are a f#@kin star mate!!! Wish I'd come across more drivers with your humour when I was still trucking 👍🍻
@markpritchard3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Sue, i think i'd have shot myself by now if i didn't laff. All well, i'm paid by the hour. Some of the places i deliver to make Kent look like a short weekend brake. Though the time flys by alot more quickly if there is another driver there you can have a laff with. And a bacon butty van helps to.
@sipatch7773 жыл бұрын
@@markpritchard I did the fridge work for a while, going to the farms in middle of nowhere, so I felt your pain 🤣Also subied for Morrison's at Gadbrook so maywell have met you at some point! A few places on your videos I recognize 😉 keep up the vids !
@markpritchard3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. we do a return load to Morrisons Gadbrook from Fowler Welch Spalding. They have a horible habit of having both chill and produce on the trailer. I'll go to Chill which will take an hour to get onto the bay then another hour to unload. They will tell me i'm missing two or three pallets. I go to Produce which will take three or four hours to get of then pull off the bay to find the mising chill pallets on the head board, so i'll have to go and spend another hour or two all over again at chill. Its even better when its Saturday morning and you just want to get home. Can't i just have a straight chilled load?
@sipatch7773 жыл бұрын
@@markpritchard it's no better when you're working for them, couldn't run a pissup in a brewery! They used to send us to ex Safeway places that were delivered to with 25' trailer, we had to get 45' in there 🤣😂🤣was great fun 🤣😂🎂
@markpritchard3 жыл бұрын
I bet that was a bit tight. Then you ring them they say lorrys come in here all the time. When you finaly turm up and they look at you and say bloody hell thats a big lorry.
@blueovalcraig7 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back mark! Good video, gave me a chuckle.
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@senior778057 жыл бұрын
Hi, nice to see you back, funniest video I've seen in a long time, keep up the good work
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Just remember, hi vis, hard hat and safety glasses on if your going to chuckle.
@pickering7464 жыл бұрын
Always wondered, what happens with tacho's when the long wait happens, does it go on other work but still eat your driving time 🤔
@markpritchard4 жыл бұрын
It automaticly gose onto cross hammers or other work. You can manually put it on brake or avalable for work. Everytime you move it it will go back to cross hammers again.
@pickering7464 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clearing that up. So say hypothetically you start your shift then stop at Costa/McDonald's 10mins later to get a coffee to stay awake you'd just leave it on other work because you'd only be stopped for 2mins? 🤔
@markpritchard4 жыл бұрын
Yes, i only put it on rest if i'm going to be stopped for more then 15 muinets. Also it looks as though your misusing your taco if you allways put it to rest everytime you stop. If your stopped by VOSA they will see this and think your putting it on rest when your working. Just so you know if you do put it on rest when your say unloading the lorry, your in truble if your found doing it but also, if you have an accedent and hurt yourself its very difficalt to clame for damages or any kind of compensation if your taco was on rest at the time of the accedent. I say this becouse a lot of firms push you to put it on rest while your are unloading. They don't tell you if you have an accedent your basicly screwed.
@Wolvesfan-oz6yh6 жыл бұрын
Very good... “Turnaround” 😂
@markpritchard6 жыл бұрын
Its just a pity I was there for so long before I got to do it.
@frankbing17 жыл бұрын
Strange isn't it if you are late getting to the place your tipping at normally they turn you away or put you at the back of the queue, it's a pity transport companies can't put in place some sort of fine/penalty for keeping you waiting, see how quick these warehouses tip you then.
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Daft thing is, I was there an hour early, Booked in for 9am and I was there for 8. Don't mind waiting for my booking time as I can just take a 45 and make a cuppa t. But I was waiting until 11:45 at the first one and when I asked I was told it would be at least another half an hour. Because of that I drove of with there pallet still on, unfortunately because I was held up again my last two drops were so late they would have been closed by the time I got there. I've always thought parking fines should be sent the warehouse, they would soon tip you then, Problem is they don't so they don't care, Its a not my problem attitude.
@beermonsterbrewing48737 жыл бұрын
Lol great vid
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thanks you.
@RichardArblaster7 жыл бұрын
Where's the 6ft inflatable chicken? 😄😄😄
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
They refused to supply us with one. The blockade is still on going.
@RichardArblaster7 жыл бұрын
You should rename this "When delivery drivers become bored..." 😄😄😄
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Important news. I've just found out there is a dodgy batch of inflatable 6ft chickens out there. This happened to one poor driver when his inflatable chicken went of with no warning.
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
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@RichardArblaster7 жыл бұрын
Remember that lorry fire i think it was a year ago, a gas tanker that caught fire, it looked like a giant bunsen burner.
@MrEdwardsno87 жыл бұрын
Cool as 😎
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Am now experimenting with trouser position. The problem I'm having is if there half way down my arse I can't move my legs far enough apart to get down the steps. Which is how the Bradford incident occurred and why I can never go back.
@grimreaperbadboy7 жыл бұрын
Classic example of warehouses treating drivers/haulage company's like shite
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Yep, The first one was just one pallet, How long would that have taken? At least the seconded drop was 16 pallets.
@keltthomas84764 жыл бұрын
When u put the sunnies on you looked like Boris the animal from men in black
@markpritchard4 жыл бұрын
Obviously I've progressed on to flying goggles these days. Flying goggles are incredibly cool and you can always trust a person who is wearing flying goggles.
@grimreaperbadboy7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Nevertolate19667 жыл бұрын
Great vid. I'm coming up to your place for a job. Any tips on the interview, should I say I like waiting for long periods of time then going home?!?! 😂
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Good luck, Just be yourself and say I love London.
@lukeemery64227 жыл бұрын
new suscriber and loving your videos
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@deanfincham71067 жыл бұрын
heh man flower power get your haircut or washed pmsl
@rolandrat23597 жыл бұрын
Hey Mark your Mad mate , but so funny .. " Keep on Trucking " lovin the vids .. :-)
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
The madness helps pass the time.
@LilVinOfficial7 жыл бұрын
LOL bonnie tyler turn around joke
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, They get worse as the day goes on.
@irishfairground7 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how I came on this but you remind me of Me 20 years ago.
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Do you have some cool shades as well?
@frankbing17 жыл бұрын
Love the last glasses they make you look like a giant blue bottle.
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, If Jesus had some funky sunglasses he could have had over 1000 followers, But he didn't so he only had 12.
@abigaileve-lucy96527 жыл бұрын
Mark my dad said if I go in truck with you or dad again and go in the bed he will get a 12 point fine So can't go in truck that often now
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Only when the truck is moving. If your in the passenger seat with your seat belt on your not doing anything wrong.
@arronharris53167 жыл бұрын
Warning. boredom can drive you crazy
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'd be normal if it wasn't for the hours off waiting outside places to be unloaded.
@MrTenctonian7 жыл бұрын
Face sewagy infection thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
I know, I'm amazed I didn't become a DR to.
@MrTenctonian7 жыл бұрын
Certainly gotta have a sense of humour in this job lol
@oobenoob7 жыл бұрын
Great video.
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@LA-fr7fx7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Funnily this video wasn't planned but 7 hours waiting sort of inspired me to do something with my time. The hard bit was making it half interesting.
@LA-fr7fx7 жыл бұрын
mark pritchard It was good to see you back!
@adobe39107 жыл бұрын
Is that first bit Leicestershire?
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
It shore is.
@adobe39107 жыл бұрын
mark pritchard it's a tight yard on the left and even worse round the back!
@markpritchard7 жыл бұрын
Yep, Sometimes when I get to the front of the queue they even let me in.
@adobe39107 жыл бұрын
mark pritchard horrible place, to be fair though the forkies are decent blokes