The Lore Behind The Most INSANE Streamer

this is gonna be me in like two weeks watch
#youtube #youtubeshorts #youtuber #windpress #xqc #funny #meme #cringe #video #unhinged #lore #2024 #cartoon #gaming #horror #brentrivera #brent #deejus ‪@windpress‬

[@EeveeLikesSoda]

Man, the first time I actually sat down and watched Jerma clips, I really started to see why this ‘lab experiment’ theory made sense. There is no way he isn’t some kind of skin walker.

[@OverStrive2008]

JERMAAA

[@chxzmemes]

373 Luke’s and 1 comment…

[@muhammadrazziqbinmohdnazzr7065]

Yea he just weird.

[@gnomegguy69]

"If you were driving and someone in the backseat was just repeatedly saying 'eat boogers eat boogers eat your boogers' you would also crash because you were distracted"

[@personmcguy9840]

@@chxzmemesthat’s a lot of Luke’s

[@HolyBananaNugget]

Windpress just doesnt talk he just makes noises like "SMUSH" Or smt like that

[@audiovisualcringe]

his english is somewhat coherent (but very thick accent) when he gets a dono, and sometimes you can barely make out him saying “LESGAO” (let’s go)

[@jaycloudberry8736]

"Goys, Whot is that?"

[@ROC.-.]

Windpress has had an ongoing stream for like a month titled "not stopping till new world record" and eveytime it shows up he's just playing the most random ass games ever and it's funny asl

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

I know he ain't getting no record bouncing balls across his screen to destroy balloons 😭

[@david2w217]

He talks so bad he attracts chinese people

[@ROC.-.]

@@HiWelcomeToIKEA 😭💯

[@ghostgammerxd10]

True 😂

[@yitraboom]

It's not actually ongoing iirc, it just ends for short amounts of time

[@TornadoZX825]

that's how I feel about Dantes, that man's damn near void of all inhibitions

[@Mango_san]

Frrr

[@lusks4815]

In game tho

[@Hotdogwatter]

Windpress has his own fuckin language, bro talks the language of the anicient gods💀💀💀

[@Thetornadoexpert]

"SWOOSH" -Windpress

[@Devilboy_1029]

"🦅🦅🦅" -Windpress

[@WIO-qk3xd]

"🐬🐬🐬" -Windpress

[@Someguynamedgokan]

"☌⎎⊑☍⟟☌" -windpress

[@FART_-SMELLA]

blud is speaking curse of ra 😭😭

[@pyrogg6724]

Wait until he finds Dantes

[@CoolerFriezasBro]

Dantes is just A Degen So not really something new. He is not Lab Grown he was was prison grown

[@rosavelazquez5558]

Nah he needs to see vinny raging

[@TadpoleThingz]

not the gravity falls😭😭😭 (it’s true tho)

[@Button_BluesGacha-nv4vd]

Nah that was perfect 👌

[@MyLimbsHurt]

Mad facts (Love gravity falls)

[@BearSmoothie]

Truly an S tier show

[@TadpoleThingz]

@@BearSmoothie real

[@waspshower]

Bruh they not even evil

[@nuzzlepuff9162]

My man has obviously never seen Dantes (if you know, you know)

[@_Carden]

Everyone knows bro😭

[@starxazoe]

the first time i watched one of your shorts i thought i discovered an escaped psych ward patient

[@the_best_username]

The Balls Incident of 87'. March 10, 1987. John Bryan State Park located near the small town of Yellow Springs, Ohio. A local high-schooler known by residents as "Richard Jerma Simpson" tickled ten gray foxes to death. He took a 473.2 millimeter bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing and doused the carcasses in the sauce. He then dumped them in the local playground before walking to the local McDonalds fast food restaurant. The restaurant had one of the largest ball pits in the state. Witnesses report that he said, quote, " P, 3, N,15! HATSUNE MIKU. Letsa go! " before entering the restaurant and using a painted basketball to brutally murder 5 children in the ball pit using blunt force by aggressively bashing the weapon into their heads. The weapon used had a design reminiscent of the fictional character Leshawna from the hit 2007 Canadian animated series Total Drama. 1 child, Bonni Burnt Tea, was rushed to the hospital but unfortunately died of his injuries before the ambulance arrived. The other 4 children died due to head trauma before help could be called. When local law enforcement arrived at the scene and arrested the deranged individual he claimed that, quote, "I swear bro, kids who like pineapple on pizza are genuinely insane! " However, 1 out of the 5 victims had celiac disease, 1 was on a strict vegan diet, and the other 3 had lactose intolerance and did not take medication for the condition thus disproving any claims that the victims ate pizza which oftens contains gluten and cheese. "Richard Jerma Simpson" was sentenced to death. He was kept in a high security prison in an undisclosed location in South Korea. Several accomplices aided him in escaping prison. His fellow inmates Jaemin, Park Ji-sung, Jeno, Renjun, Haechan, Chen Le, Mark Lee and Laufey Lín Bing Jónsdóttir used their DATTEBAYO!-Vaporeon-Blast to damage a wall in the prison to allow "Richard Jerma Simpson" to escape. He then escaped to Miami, Florida. He died his hair hot pink and styled it into pigtails. On the Miami Beach he got a sunburn which made his skin appear a bright shade of pink. He met a young 13 year-old boy named Steven . He proceeded to lick Steven's face. Steven reports that he said, quote, "I swear bro, the Steven Universe fandom is genuinely insane! " Enraged at his poor child being molested, Steven's father tracked down "Richard Jerma Simpson" and burned down the hotel he was staying in at the time. This incident severely damaged "Richard Jerma Simpson"'s skin which caused it to turn purple. Turns out he was the Man behind the Slaughter. Remember the victims. (Fat) Zee Fuckbear (10 years old) Bonni Burnt Tea (9.9 years old) (Mac&Cheese) Mackenzie Chicken Strips (6.-1 years old) xXFoxXx Furryson (Womb) (Charlie) Charles Emily Boyle (99) Steven (Doe) (13) "Richard Jerma Simpson" said "I always come back" and survived the burning incident. He since then has led a double life as a streamer named Jerma and, taking the initials of his nickname, his middle name, and his last name, (D,J,S) he created the alias "Deeejus" and started this KZbin channel.

[@TheXyclos]

Me too

[@Iamsuperrobin]

He is

[@adrielarron9813]

Does he say "I swear bro" in every single video? Not that I mind, I like being his bro.

[@TheGrimReader1]

I wasn't gonna say it but glad somebody did

[@GerbestOfNerbs]

Low key thought he was gonna bring up Dantes

[@niconator123]

I saw him and thought "is he speaking English?"

[@theslaya1576]

He is. I've watched his stream before, and as you listen longer you can start to make our his sentences. Trust me, I'm not crazy, only been crazy once. Watch the stream for like five minutes, then you should be able to hear his words more clearly.

[@aaroncanones4585]

​@@theslaya1576 crazy once?

[@TeaCharles]

​@@aaroncanones4585 i was crazy once

[@TheRomanSkull]

@@TeaCharles did the lock you in a room? Was said room rubber? And were there rats? I really hope not, rats make me crazy

[@TeaCharles]

@@TheRomanSkull yes sadly 😔🙏

[@Gabexxrox]

Dantes we need to study him in a lab

[@undrscored]

One word. Dantes.

[@joshuawhiting2327]

I was looking for this

[@CoolerFriezasBro]

Dantes is just born in prison.

[@koyikro]

I was thinking dantes lmao

[@shadowpremium218]

love dantes

[@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove]

indeed

[@JakeWasAMistake]

Bro I always scroll onto windpress either not talking or speaking the sims 4 language Edit: I JUST SCROLLED 5 TIMES AND FOUND A WINDPRESS VIDEO, THE HELL

[@Huskhonk]

as a fellow windpress fan, we still to this day do not know what type of drugs he’s on

[@dogedollarplays]

Nah hes just slow

[@SilentEons]

Probably Lean

[@CoCAinE4kIdzz]

Bong

[@CoCAinE4kIdzz]

I saw him smoke a bong on stream

[@5thkiechannel]

Did you see him when he used to speak normally? Like before he deleted those videos of him talking normally?

[@godwinshelton3947]

Oh yea i remember this guy just randomly sleeping up in my sports feed. Bro speaks heiroglyphics

[@KiidAss-rg2sh]

IM NOT THE ONLY PERSOM WHO FINDS HIM

[@littleZ23]

Finally 3 people who understand!

[@mysterypie]

Yep.

[@apolar0476]

Exactly! And most of the time I can't understand a word of what he's saying

[@catman96]

Ya

[@heyder9403]

yep yep.. we are all cursed with the knowledge of his existence

[@KazuNEET]

"Creature of the woods" killed me 😭

[@227Luci]

NAH BROSKI I SAW HIM AND I COULDNT STOP CACKLING

[@BigA_19997]

DUDE SAME HE SOUNDED LIKE GE WAS SPEAKING FUCKING GIBERISH PROFETIONALLY

[@SeverelyUndercaffeinated]

I unironically thought he was speaking German at first but now I know he's just a sim

[@StarWarrior777]

I see him several times a day

[@keremgive]

I thought you were gonna talk about dante for a sec 😭

[@SeverelyUndercaffeinated]

Hearing "this man is playing mobile games speaking simlish for pure love of the game" is wild even IN context

[@MaxHuang-q1y]

One name came to mind while watching this “Dante” 💀

[@RoboKiddoTrying]

Windpress be on 20 energy drinks man!😂

[@unoriginalfolk3540]

that shinji theme in the background goes crazy

[@Chillezbromeo]

Why other people no notice Me liking blich

[@321kittystar]

true, would maybe be a little better If Clavar La Espada tho Imo

[@HecticSG]

LMFAOOOO NAH, BRO HAD ME ROLLING THE ENTIRE TIME 😂🤣 *For the pure love of the game* and *staring into the middle distance* is too good 😭🙏

[@a_used_name]

what are you doing here

[@Grindtopom]

W

[@ASTR0000-1]

I stayed up all night watching bijuu mike until my friends told me hes a pedo😭😭😭😭

[@AtlasF1lms]

... what was that? :,D

[@nyan5557]

Shinji's theme in the background slaps

[@Infinity1O1s]

I was looking for this comment 🙏😭

[@light-io4ze]

Me too it slaps

[@shadowpremium218]

frrrr bleach peak

[@xXREDXx2]

Fr ​@@shadowpremium218

[@Winterrfox]

Bleach ost is peak, also shinji is peak fiction

[@EvanFarshadow]

Windpress seems like one of those guys who is a bit weird, but harmless and friendly. And very likely neurodivergent. It's actually enjoyable to watch how excitable he is over little things.

[@JustSomeBloke21]

Nah windpress fr says the same few phrases every stream

[@viktoraslet]

Like I said like I said

[@e2011ugdia]

And IT isn't prerecorded. He Just Checks Chat rarely

[@audiovisualcringe]

@@e2011ugdiain this morning’s stream he actually responded to a $5 dono and everyone was shocked that he was really live💀

[@Victinitotodilepro]

"swoosh"-windpress

[@JackC.XxSANSxX3809]

Wind press IS my favorite streamer right now though.

[@Chris_McLean.]

one time I watched one of the lives and everyone was spamming “gae” 😭

[@e2011ugdia]

ITS Not that one time. They call him gay every stream

[@Bink-the-book]

How tf did I just notice deejus sometimes uses the face Liam from ONE makes when he burns the eggs😭

[@kittkattthecat]

This is exactly how I feel about Dantes 💀

[@IdkYouTube_1]

Bro speaks Minecraft enchantment table for 11 hours on end and gets three cents in a dollar that the CEO of KZbin wiped their ass with

[@TheDoomsdayPrepper]

BROSKI SPEAKS ENCHANTMENT TABLE

[@marketablekennymccormickplushi]

windpress wont stop showing up in my feed and everytime i see him hes talking a newly invented language

[@darkentity906]

Windpress lives are literally the only live shorts that i unironically watch 💀

[@audiovisualcringe]

fr he’ll be paper io 2 or a slither io ripoff and it’ll be the most entertaining shit ever

[@CoCAinE4kIdzz]

Real

[@Sifi999]

the chat is so fucking annoying tho

[@darkentity906]

@@Sifi999 then don't read it??? 💀

[@AngelVr243]

Legit me when I first saw Cyn from murder drones

[@Jax_A_Lax]

I can confirm as a Sim, that is Simlish.

[@CR0ZEN-oo6bw]

Is bro playing the sinji theme for the background song

[@Mr.duckes]

Bro is taking about himself

[@5thkiechannel]

He multi streams on twitch and tik tok so he’s actually making bank. The voice he puts on is for view optimization but he deleted the old videos of him talking normally so people wouldn’t question it.

[@Parky64]

Dante is so fascinating, one video he says the most wise thing ever the next he’s talking about freezing hamsters alive or something.

[@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove]

I heard that escalon from bleach, that theme good

[@Muichiro_the_fog_hashira]

That guy goes ggegeze ggegeze every 5 secs

[@Pitpotpit4]

No way I just got a Windpress stream after watching this video…

[@v1rzen]

I gotta respect the insanity grind though 💀💀

[@ArethMaster]

Literally my next video below is a windpress livestream 😭 Did bro summin him or sum?

[@Ray-qj1gr]

Broooooo Shinji's theme for the BG music?? That's goated asf. Love you Deejus. 🔥 🔥

[@Catsare_cute]

fr thought i was the only one

[@StevenPaints847]

Hahaha Hahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH NAH THE MOMENT I FINISHED THIS SHORT A (WIND PRESS) SHORT LIVE STREAM WAS RIGHT BELOW IT 😂😂😅😂😂😂 IDK what hes playing but the description of him was not wrong

[@FreakBob69420]

Bro I fr always see him like he's so bizzare he should be a JoJo

[@dumbcat2156]

Definetly the first time I saw Caddicarus was definetly an experience

[@Mints_with_insomnia]

This has happen to me as well XD

[@Mr.YTAmer454]

same lmao xD

[@HoHoster]

I watched Jschlatt once and I am now a New Yorker playing American Truck Driving Simulator 16 hours a day whilst constantly watching VGHS and munching on Baked Lays

[@SilvioAk]

Windpress only outside at 2am

[@zipgore0_0]

"what an interesting critter you are".

[@lolotheeevee8672]

Dantes be like

[@bexgking]

Man that guy just keeps popping up on my shorts feed and i don't know why, i literally haven't joined a single one of his streams and i always skip them, but he just keeps coming back

[@MrChickenNugget123]

I swear windpress is a irl Fortnite Henchmen bro 💀

[@lix1309]

Yeah and what’s the deal with the “NOT STOPPING TIL NEW WORLD RECORD” caption, like Dora she ever get a new world record🤔

[@Binxie-Lizard]

The gravity falls reference got me rolling to Mars 💀

[@OwoAshes]

Literally just watched the gravity Falls episode.😭😭😭😭

[@adecesare3716]

There’s no way you used the picture of the rake and called it a skin walker. Dude that’s a creepypasta.

[@CoolerFriezasBro]

They are the same thing the Rake is Based of the Skinwalker. And can you look at the video. You're pointing out something very obscure and most people won't pay attention to it. And if what you said is a joke, joke about something else in the video.

[@ErrorknightYT]

The rake is older than the skinwalker urban legend ​@@CoolerFriezasBro

[@jjju3]

​@@ErrorknightYTthe skinWalker is a hundreds of years old piece of indigenous folklore, the rake started on 4chan

[@CoolerFriezasBro]

@@ErrorknightYT bruh. Go to history class

[@Gabriel-doodle]

For me, that person is Lily Orchard. Her mind is so absurd, I genuinely want to open it up and figure out how the hell she ticks.

[@TartanGiraffe-zy3eu]

The shinji theme goes hard😭

[@ExpungedV2]

Fr

[@setabkhan3081]

Bleach recognized 🔥

[@theoverseer393]

YOU SAW HIM TOO?! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HES SAYING WHEN HE GOES “tankyousat” WHAT IS WINDPRESS SAYING?!

[@Salamander_rose]

Gravity Falls is a top tier show

[@manowauti9593]

Talking about gravity falls while having escalon in the background is actually genius. Idk if it was on purpose tho

[@hulkboykaden1352]

Shinjis theme goes lowkey hard

[@Greymond]

Dude I keep on seeing him streaming on shorts and I’m convinced he is either being held at gun point or he is an evolved gen z and has reached maximum brain rot

[@hodrn_]

Windpress is not talking english Funniest thing just happened and it's that he's streming right now and the next shorts video is that stream, like how?

[@lexer9109]

I’ve never watched yt short streams but this guy was the first one that made me stop scrolling and be like wth is dis guy

[@jaredmahonriopazoortega2247]

The music: *Escalón from Bleach* KZbin: ah yes this is SLAY from Eternlxkz

[@KOOTAJR]

Bro I was scrolling and he was watching Chung li in Fortnite doing a sus dance and he looked at her arse and it looked like he was jizzing Wind press is not human

[@tahanharris99]

Algorithm’s clearly listening. A Windpress Short Stream was right after this in my feed 😂

[@mcgacha6562]

IVE SEEN THAT GUY'S STREAMS AND I GET SO CONFUSED EVERY TIME DAWG Hes cool tho

[@mmmooo4990]

Bro the first 5 times a windpress live came up on my feed i literally thought he was speaking a baltic language

[@DeusBadger]

The thing is, is that people shit on him like A LOT. People are very disrespectful to him.

[@StupidSquareGuy]

I saw this guy multiple times but in his live chat everyone just spams “Gay” at him

[@Iamasimplecreature]

I watched one of his streams recently. He sounds like a caveman who also somehow has an accent.

[@theshamanite]

I like Windpress, his streams are pretty chill and it's something to watch at night

[@The-kentucky-fried-one]

The boyband freaks in gravity falls are not evil the dude who makes them is

[@dback50]

WINDPRESS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️💯🗣️💯🔥 WTF IS A COHERENT SENTENCE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Nariektheartist]

No fucking way i scrolled directly into a windpress stream 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@argarizky0854]

im pretty sure the song is alien invading mexico aka ascalot not SLAY!

[@RuthlessDarknes5]

Whats even crazier is that last night a windpress stream popped up and today i saw this

[@Laith7459]

I fr saw his short stream and i was like "bro is that XQC's long lost brother"

[@Redman1894]

Nah I said he was sped multiple times now and to get the f out of my feed

[@notsha0249]

I love kanye RIP though

[@blackisbackblack9105]

I saw his stream yesterday. Bro sounds like crazy dave.

[@VanillaThatIsFrench]

Brother- you *are* the KZbinr I want to study in a lab💀💀

[@JizzEnjoyer]

I feel this way heavily about dantes

[@Y_e2763]

Bro wtf I was watching this short and then the next one was windpress

[@SmartCreeper456]

Bro I saw this literally under windpress being live 😭💀

[@saranorah228]

The gravity falls guys aren't evil, just dumb

[@CTE_DA]

Someone needs to study the Russian badger that’s for sure

[@magarringer]

I've seen some of his streams, he is an absolute delight

[@Nightmare8894_]

Bruh literally after this short his live came up 😂😅

[@AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb]

THE FACT THAT I GOT THIS AFTER GLANCING AT ONE OF HIS LIVESTREAMS

[@maximusnag]

escalon(shinji theme) on this video is kinda fire tbh