The lost Emperor

[@indoorcat111]

He ran off 25 miles to say hello

[@Katmei.]

How innocent

[@AnaBM9510]

I all he got was a 😑 face.

[@ValeriaHernandez-06]

@@AnaBM9510 that is the saddest part :c

[@lalisamanobangs9923]

And walk away bcus he got rejected

[@bvsd4396]

Actually it was for mating call. The guy rejected him

[@lordvoxelrot8834]

>approaches you with no other signs of life for miles around >honks loudly >refuses to elaborate >wanders back into the horizon

[@magicoddeffect]

what a chad

[@mikefloyd3152]

Emperor penguins are Sigma males

[@calebthompson8230]

My math professor did the same thing the other day

[@RohitKumar-jp6wx]

@@calebthompson8230 lmao

[@mayursable4921]

Sigma penguin

[@amexicanwhoisverypatriotic2725]

The sheer fucking will that man has to not pet that damn penguin is immeasurable.

[@nilesh_jeetun1677]

He's on par with Mr Wick

[@1eV]

Same thought

[@someguy1688]

@@polatalemdar8024 of course it’s not a pet. It’s a *poonguin*

[@joshhampton6511]

With COVid and everything I get him, social distance is important🤷🏾‍♂️

[@alinalexandru2466]

@@joshhampton6511 Not 8 years ago when the video was made

[@Paiadakine]

I hope the bird found what it was looking for and had a prosperous life.

[@justonejlking]

It most likely died

[@TheEathos]

@@justonejlking jikes

[@Toxic2T]

@@justonejlking RIP

[@handgranate2008]

I had on YT a random recommendation a while ago about that, they can have depression to, so they wander off the group to die, even when you bring them back they will wander off until they die. Dont know how the documentary was called was random recommended a while ago, like this vid was recommended too random for me, but just for explaining, so most of that bring them back wouldnt work, they want to do that, probably want to die in peace. Like cats do when they know they gonna die.

[@juniorbeardy548]

@@handgranate2008 “Penguin, depressed…” I believe is what your talking about

[@joule400]

"We are supposed to stay at least 5 meters away" Penguin: "fuck the rules"

[@joethewolf3750]

Oh god. Karens are penguins. (Edit: I meant to write penguins are Karens but this is too funny to delete.) They don't social distance because they just don't feel like it. /j

[@dahzaliqA]

@@joethewolf3750 bruh moment

[@vyse102]

*We're no strangers to loooooove* *You know the rules... AND SO... DO IIIIIIII*

[@emiliospowerballer1441]

Also Penguin: I make the rules here, mortal human.

[@skellyslav]

@T Tt I did not expect Simon or Payday 2 in a penguin comment section but god am I glad for it

[@k41e546]

The emperor penguin is like. Name and rank soldier!

[@bydlopatrol350]

Rank emperor?

[@moemuxhagi]

SKIPPER !

[@moemuxhagi]

Actually, it's more like *_KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS_*

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@moemuxhagi Kowalski: It's really cold out here, Skipper

[@chancegivens9390]

Now I'm expecting arly Ermey from Full Metal Jacket's voice blasting out of that penguin!!.

[@matheusmariani3108]

As Emperor Penguins don't have predator in land, they think humans are just weird looking penguins, so they greet us as such. They leave because we don't know how to answer :(

[@willek1335]

According to some language teachers: Fake it till you make it is usually the best answer, followed by a necessity to speak said language. Lastly, live among them day and night.

[@danielawesome36]

On a serious note: It's probably a mating call.

[@thekingofgoogle1404]

@@danielawesome36 If so, which one should get in position?

[@stevecampbell8301]

@@thekingofgoogle1404 find jesus

[@thekingofgoogle1404]

@@stevecampbell8301 I already found Jesus, he moved back to Mexico.

[@Severine._]

Walks 25 miles to greet us, walks towards camera man, shakes head, pisses and then walks off. Absolute lad.

[@MrBahamutt90]

He didn't piss of. He shit off XD

[@Severine._]

@@MrBahamutt90 oopsie

[@Severine._]

@@Doorknobz ok doorknob 👍

[@luggo6758]

*chad

[@saberfloof1103]

@@Doorknobz what are you talking about?

[@BillyOnYouTube]

"Can you see yourself on that screen? Probably not." Penguin: Shakes head violently

[@lifepasses1875]

That's kinda sus, like he's acting

[@perfectionist.]

@@lifepasses1875wtf paid actor penguin D:

[@SweetBrazyN]

‘Thought not’ lmaooo

[@clockworkNate]

How did you mess that sequence up? Lol

[@BillyOnYouTube]

@@clockworkNate wot

[@slimeinabox]

1: pick him up 2: carry him into helicopter 3: bring him back to his group 4: emotional profit

[@YlakerranJatka]

It would probably wander off again.

[@Chris-de2qc]

They aren't allowed to do that and disturb wild life, even if it meant death. ☹️

[@skyacedoes2646]

@@YlakerranJatka then it's not your problem. Shame on them for not learning their lesson

[@commenteroftruth9790]

@@skyacedoes2646 "shame on them". Youre dull, arent you?

[@charliethenecromancer4422]

@@commenteroftruth9790 Nah he's right, I saw a city ruled by Penguins

[@arahok7675]

"hey, you have a time to hear about linux?" "i use windows" "understandable, have a nice day"

[@lissobone7635]

said by a gentoo penguin

[@nici9376]

Terribly inaccurate

[@lissobone7635]

@@nici9376, the tux would pick up his `cat` launcher and `bash` into the windows user with the penguin's rage, their screams `echo` around the vast snow desert.

[@goldengold8568]

Everyone knows that Linux is the one and true OS.

[@SrNachOmega]

As a Linux user, agree

[@nol302]

this penguin is the protagonist of his own story. this is just another encounter among many for this young wandering hero

[@joshuaW5621]

He is the next Mumble.

[@Commenter339]

A real chad

[@ninobasset8176]

A day will come when he'll encounter the little depressed penguin, and they'll live wonderful adventures together.

[@lonelyguyofficial8335]

You sound like you're ready to write a fanfiction of that....PLEASE DO!

[@borgestheborg]

YES! I need closure

[@veggiechip]

it would be the best story

[@ninobasset8176]

@@lonelyguyofficial8335 I'll think about it when I'll get time, why not ;)

[@thalmoragent9344]

@@lonelyguyofficial8335 Lol, could you imagine? Would be pretty cool

[@alexfragale619]

(Goes back to his colony) “you won’t believe what I saw out there”

[@TheBraveN9]

Mumble

[@denelloangelo]

The penguin is like *Yo alien dude can you help me get back to my colony?*

[@allighast9714]

My man didn't even point him south!! 😭

[@samtmh7240]

Actually it's even better. That penguin tried to 'woo' him if y'know what I mean...

[@AverageAlien]

No

[@craftah]

@@samtmh7240 i dont

[@Mika-kun57]

Is that Happy feet reference?

[@mangafanatic17]

He was probably asking for directions. He may have forgotten to take that left turn in Albuquerque. :-D

[@onesunnyday5699]

I get that reference 😉

[@videogameclips947]

Apparently that trumpet kind of sound it made while bowin down is a kind of greeting/hello :)

[@breakfast7595]

Haha, Albuquerque ain't the place to make a wrong turn.

[@zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188]

He was trying to get to Pismo Beach to have all the clams he could eat

[@9WEAVER9]

"Becky, wanna smash?"

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

Penguin: "Good morning to you, my good man! Have you seen my colony?" Man: *says nothing* Penguin: "No? Well, I'm terribly sorry to bother you. I best be going now." *waddles along.*

[@Dentheman1995]

And I read that in a British voice

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

@@Dentheman1995 fellow pengwings

[@jeroenvanderveen2551]

And he waddled awaaaay, waddle waddle

[@as7river]

@@Dentheman1995 same, now I can't think of emperor penguins as anything but British gentlemen.

[@keshav8684]

Sound like something out of monty python movies

[@pandy9049]

when i was little i used to think emperor penguins were like 6ft tall

[@abhishekprasad274]

I used to think same until today , I saw this video .

[@strohimsack2528]

You probably mean the Mega Penguins

[@Juuly52]

They were ones but went extinct

[@SamSparks95]

Emperor: hey how are you Dude: *doesn't respond* Emperor: WELL FINE I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ANYWAY-

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

Dear diary: I saw a golem today, I thought it was one of us and I had returned to the group however after calling it I had no understandable response. The most notable aspect of golems are their lack of movement, how odd it is not to keep moving in this land where staying in place is death. I kept moving on and left the golem as it watched me leave.

[@bennitori4]

Also there was this weird crab thing. But it had three legs instead of six. And it had only one eye instead of two. The golem only moved in order to pick up the crab thing. But even when being moved, the crab thing didn't respond. I thought maybe it was dead, but if it was dead, it would've gone limp right? It was completely stiff, even when the golem thing was moving it around.

[@udhamshi]

@@bennitori4 I often wonder in my penguining days whether there are other golems out there thinking about me the same way. I hope some day I can understand them and their talking to themselves and what not. Over all a good day.

[@Big.Rig.]

I don’t why but the crunching sound of the sow from the penguin is ducking hillarious to me

[@briannacernadas9828]

i love that he got on his belly to go like 3 feet then stood up

[@Forest__Spirit]

He was like “ayo look i can slide- okay enough of that”

[@aceambling7685]

Me laying down and crawling in the tall grass to see what it looks like just to stand back up when my pants get wet.

[@laurenchinsphealsupremacis9978]

The fact that I may never see a penguin irl deeply saddens me.

[@mayshusakuhanamurasufferli5438]

Go to zoo

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@mayshusakuhanamurasufferli5438 Some Aquariums too. Boston Aquarium had penguins and sea lions when I was there half a decade ago.

[@LostBoy606]

I liked your comment, but I had to unlike it because I remembered that I seen penguins at the zoo 🐧

[@mayshusakuhanamurasufferli5438]

@@LostBoy606 lmao

[@mayshusakuhanamurasufferli5438]

@@JarthenGreenmeadow the one that I saw didn't move at all lol😂😅

[@persephoneblack888]

The way they just slide around on their bellies is the cutest thing. Like. He just had to get over a small mound and he belly slid. 😂

[@giselediniz]

Não estúpido Max Araujo Diniz eu não sou Black e não sou persefone

[@lolmao-pb6sc]

This emperor has managed to escape from Elba island and St. Helena but eventually got exiled here without any homies.

[@Dual_Ralle]

"can you see yourself on that screen" *Actually shakes head* "Thought not"

[@themonkeymang]

*Penguin walks up to human* "This chap is a human and he's a very rare sight, almost certainly lost."

[@Karina_F_7878]

What a graceful being he is, making adorable crunching sounds in the snow as he waddles and approaches stuff. Glorious fellow.

[@chrisdelagarza8048]

Dude he literally asked for help. At least you could’ve pointed him in the right direction. That’s ok 👍🏻.. Emperor penguin 🐧 is LEGEND

[@ARedMagicMarker]

That little head bow and call was a basic penguin greeting. He left because human was rude, didn't say hello back, and just left him there hangin'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EDIT 10/8/2021: It's been 3 years, and I do apologize to everyone in the comment section who might be just a little bit confused as to why this went from a lighthearted penguin comment to shifting to some weird, right-wing, conservative A.M. radio station who won't shut up about "the Jews" as always. Then want to go "re-e" on you when you don't nod and agree with them and be totally cool with the deliberate crap storm and controversy they're spewing all over your wholesome comment. for no reason. Then again, such people can't help themselves, they are of a certain personality set, and things always come full circle to their hatred, often times dressed up as something else. You understand. Try not to let these people ruin your day or the vid of a cute penguin, and I honestly do not know why these people don't stick to their own niches of the internet. They're cancelled just about everywhere else though, so that counts for something I suppose. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 500 comment cap reached. Took a week, but it finally happened. But bigots gonna bigot. n u n

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@Queen FUPA wtf? what Cloud Coocoo house you escape from, huh?

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Ew.

[@Dexuz]

*I'm not mad, I'm just, dissapointed*

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@lancie7426 Nothing here to deny, but if it's anti-antisemitism, I'll deny that. I got nothing against Israel.

[@lancie7426]

@@ARedMagicMarker I do.

[@krychur4956]

I love the way Penguins slide on their bellies and stand up with their beaks. its adorable as hell.

[@campsupreme6625]

“And wander off and go exploring.” Penguin “k bye”

[@cat-ew1sb]

casually walks away after getting rejected

[@theone-tg4ey]

Sigma emperor penguin grindset

[@BawlBag]

Damn you for the low speaking volume in this video. That penguin screech almost gave me a heart attack..

[@renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300]

It’s almost like he’s asking the human for directions because he’s super lost and once again he’s let down by mammals. So he decides to waddle off and go it alone.. God I just relate to that penguin on so many levels. 😔

[@5thblackbrigade462]

0:50 human said head that direction

[@unwritten_zephyr]

Dude’s gonna go back to the colony and be like “Guys I saw the weirdest looking penguin, shit was crazy.”

[@villainthatschillin]

Penguin “hello sir!” Hooman *stares and says nothing Penguin *thinking to himself “…alright you fucking asshole”

[@benjaminaltube8731]

Cats: "Meow" Birds: "Chirp" Penguin 0:32 : *Skrillex on LCD*

[@var1410]

You mean LSD?

[@jiggaboon1ggajones]

@@var1410 no, he really meant the quality of the TV. How am I supposed to enjoy this vídeo if its not in 4k?

[@var1410]

@@jiggaboon1ggajones if that's sarcasm that's bad

[@Nekotaku_TV]

Skrillex on an LCD screen? What? XD

[@lonelyguyofficial8335]

Lol.

[@thethinker6017]

Penguin: We have been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty.

[@Wolfencreek]

Penguin: "I'm just going for cigarettes, don't tell my wife or kids"

[@nothingmuch6666]

I would not have been able to control my own arms if I came that close to an Emperor Penguin. I would have been petting it before I even thought about the rules.

[@Nina_banana]

I would’ve hugged the penguin 😶

[@lonelyguyofficial8335]

Sameeee!

[@samtoughman3928]

I wanna cuddle him so bad

[@thedukeofchutney468]

Ditto

[@zmenaczzz3165]

I read on google that they don't like being touched, they gone bite you. 🐧🐧

[@gedeonnunes5626]

@@zmenaczzz3165 and I'm quite sure you shouldn't. Wild animals should not understand humans as a source of affection and/or food, as it could end up interfering negatively in their behavior. It goes along those lines, maybe I'm misremembering it, but read about before.

[@luckyadiatma2157]

Bruh, that title is really fit for boss in some fantasy-based game

[@happycoree]

damn i feel so bad he looks all alone there

[@spyrofrost9158]

"I am Emperor Uriel Septim. And these are the final hours of my life."

[@BrigitteMain33]

Stop rigth there criminal!!!!!!!

[@moonlightbabe7918]

He's so small! Idk why I thought penguins we're almost as big as us

[@yeetbra9485]

Same, I thought emperor penguins were like 4 feet tall for some reason.

[@alexmccolgan3723]

@@adropintheocean6282 his chick feathers must have fallen off recently

[@LudicrousCunningFox]

I even remember reading this book as a child about animals, and it showed an illustration of the emperor penguin to be as tall as a person!

[@Shtriga_34]

I always thought of penguins as small. A 4ft tall penguin sounds terrifying.

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

There use ro be larger penguins

[@baphomet398]

0:33 what are those

[@user-bw2zq2nj7r]

lol

[@mariac.9055]

Penguin just wants to cuddle!

[@InfinityReptar]

Wrong

[@GALuigi]

1:01 How come nobody is talking about how this penguin literally answered him?!?! 😂🤣

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

0:14 when he gained milliseconds of time and speed by scooting on his belly. 💀💎💙I lub him.

[@ihateyourface2747]

*walks up* *screeches* *leaves with no context* sigma ass penguin

[@pyguy7]

I like how the video's final shot is holding on the penguin's shit for several seconds.

[@redi4ka951]

Imagine watching this at night and turning up the volume to hear the narrator, but getting this ultra loud bazinga

[@Mazryonh]

You sure he made his way back home? Did you attach a radio transmitter to the penguin to verify where it went? It could just as easily have lost its way again.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Did you see if the penguins danced as a group?

[@willek1335]

I think the penguin asked for directions back. He probably got a bit offended that the man simply stared at him like some sort of weirdo.

[@UserHandle454]

D-did i just found an 8 year old comment!

[@backtopurrrfectagain6681]

@@UserHandle454 and I don't think he's still around... 😟

[@mr.nazareth4501]

Most types of birds have a very good sense of direction, i imagine penguins shouldn't be much different

[@Saikocide]

penguin saw the outfit, laughed, and waddled away

[@Badbostonbitch]

🐧: who’s mans is this 🗣🗣🗣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jameslawz]

He probably had a night out on the bender and had an argument with his misses. >Wonders around aimlessly >Hurls insults at another species >Pees openly in the public and walks off What a lad.

[@derisis13]

That is a penguin who is done with application packaging and compiles from source from now on. The sound it made was actually a kernel panic.

[@ColemanJRimer]

LOL Well, here's hoping he found his way back. Penguins are awesome.

[@mynameisnobody1386]

im so jealous of this guy. The Emperor Penguin is my all time favorite animal in the world. Such amazing animals.

[@cadenallen6776]

Lol penguin go brrrrrrrrr

[@gandalf8216]

At 0:35 I was legit waiting for an army of similar honkings echoing in response from the distance.

[@Profile__1]

1:28 Dude just took a frozen dump and left

[@co1urzz]

Penguin "I can fucking see you, hello!" scientist "I am immune to the corona virus if I just stay perfectly still"

[@ddragontrainer]

1:12 My guy literally did that thing we do where we reach off of our couches (in the laying position) to get the remote or whatever far away with maximum effort instead of getting up and just getting the thing. 🤣🤣

[@Tecilis]

"Sup mate how's the weather?" "Don't just ignore me you prick." -The pinguin probably

[@matthewnewton7203]

*** Penguin comes across human in Antartica and curiously checks him out *** Also Penguin at 0:53 - "Right, fuck off, I am bored of you now"

[@aliasalias6830]

The depressed penguin continues his search in the mountains

[@IndefiniteMark]

aw...felt his pain when he walked up, looked down and cried 🥺

[@DukeOfTrains]

I heard somewhere that penguins will do this if they can't find a mate or feel like they aren't loved and they will walk off to be alone because they think the other penguins don't love them

[@ARatherLargeBirb]

This is my first time hearing an emperor penguin it is quite interesting

[@gorlab9549]

He’s gonna go all the way back to his flock and tell them he encountered strange aliens that pointed things at him but didn’t eat him and no one will believe him.

[@fhetty]

Nothing like ending a video with some Penguin shit...

[@angelchiaranjuez]

😂

[@fabiana7157]

@@angelchiaranjuez , you were needed there haha

[@soomy6196]

The emperors new groove.

[@zodiac1895]

He is like how's mah drip mate 😂 Goes on to spit bars in alien

[@KatXYZ]

He pokes his beak to the ground to stand up!~ 🐧❤️

[@sdcharger21]

A requirement to finding one's self is being lost...otherwise there's nothing to find and one would not experience the journey of discovery, growth, and triumph.

[@traditionalimations6671]

I love how he just gets close to the reporter, yells several racial slurs, scratches his back and waddles away like nothing happened.

[@ScoundrelSFB]

I love that the Penguin was basically there then slithered nearly half the distance on his belly then waddled the last two steps. For what reason I do not know. (Further studies have not been able to explain this phenomenon)

[@prarabdhisen8161]

He came from 25 miles away just to say hi and u couldn’t event HGHGGGHGHGHGGFFHH him back! Lol I’m just kidding! Good content tho!

[@slickl9608]

"Go down to Ms Gina's classroom and get some chalk" Me waiting for Ms Gina to finish her lesson before I can ask for chalk:

[@terranrepublic7023]

well did you give him a ride home?

[@matthewespino5875]

Day 28: it has been 10 days since I left the glacial shelf. In my wanderings, I encountered a most strange site. A large creature in neon purple appeared on the horizon. Naturally, I went to investigate as such encounters with other strange lifeforms is vital to the survival of the colony. Though I could have waddled to my doom, I approached. The purple creature grew still. No response or activity was observed when attempts to communicate were initiated. I have logged the location and have thus departed. I shall return home with news: purple things are dumb and gross looking. End of log.

[@GhostlyFilm]

Poor guy all alone :( I hope he finds his family

[@gingerthing7640]

it’s probably dead or very old :)

[@tygrenvoltaris4782]

"Napoleon is the best emperor" That's what it said

[@sungodra1226]

Imagine you’re trying to figure out how to get home, and someone randomly shows up and roasts your navigational skills.

[@Qwerty-ly8qk]

In the most isolated place in the whole god damn world

[@davinagaskin6651]

The sound of him walking !!!!!

[@15o5z5]

Truly asmr

[@wardy6224]

For some reason I thought Emperor penguins ought to be massive xD

[@Zack-cb3jm]

This lost fellow is a metaphor for us all in life. Don’t worry you’ll find your pack, you just gotta keep waddling on.

[@GoldenMushroom64]

I needed this

[@Canal_em_Vazio]

Sound like a VW Beetle trying to cold start.

[@th3voic3oftr3ason]

0:32 fella really walked up and said "what if you joined my minecraft server 👉👈....and you slept in my minecraft bed?🙄 "

[@jayden85]

not funny didnt laugh fucking minecraft kid

[@Finzun]

someone spilled their salts in this comment reply

[@th3voic3oftr3ason]

@@jayden85 didn't ask, don't care, plus ratio, plus you're white

[@_Anakin_Skywalker]

@@th3voic3oftr3ason ok.

[@RipOfflineAudio]

We:"pretty interessting that he walked so far just for this" Humans: drive thousands of miles to Area 51 just for one guy doing a Naruto run

[@denisedey588]

Awww...he looks sad and lonely....

[@afisto6647]

Napoleon in exile.

[@emptyvoid907]

1:06 D E J A V U

[@Jack-mf5lw]

*german accent*: "The rules for the humans are do not disturb or hold up the penguin, stand still and let him go on his way... Here he is heading off into the interior of the vast continent. With five thousand kilometres ahead of him he is heading towards certain dea*h."

[@ACoarseGuy]

Why did you censor "death"

[@JIMBO8472]

no such thing as lost. they can home back to the colony.

[@cyberuhi]

Imagine if he came upto him and talked in English... 😂

[@LG-dk1qs]

So cute

[@joebarn2933]

Penguin: walks 25 miles for the interview Penguin: Where do we begin? It's balls cold. Interviewer: Stares 👀 Penguin: ohh man, fox news, bloody hell, let's move on WP must be 17000 miles from here

[@thomaswashburn3513]

Man: the rule says stay five meters away Penguin: Screw your stupid pandemic rules. Now, take me to my group or I’ll shit! [Man ignores plea for assistance] Man: Males go wondering off exploring... [Penguin wanders off to explore while shaking his head at this idiot] 🐧 💩