"The Lycett Situation" | Joe Lycett

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[@lemon-yoghurt2805]

the b in lgbt is for barclays

[@janetDT1904]

Hahaha 😅

[@BraindeadCRY]

The Lycett Situation sounds like an excellent title for a talk show hosted by yours truly

[@cgzepp]

Or a really good teli drama

[@spaceo8568]

Joe is the king of trolling.

[@mephostopheles3752]

@Mark Mowadeeb ,,,, Trump and Musk are the VICTIMS of trolling lmao, what are you on about?

[@Derf1OO]

I swear the “shut up you stupid prick” sounds exactly like James Acaster.

[@your_local-gender.gremlin]

as a trans dude, i say wirh utmost confidence that riding horses and punching dogs are some of the most gender affirming things that i have done

[@vice.nor.virtue]

As a gay, I have to ask, whats your favorite dog to punch?

[@daenerystargaryen]

I hope you're joking about abusing animals...

[@purrgundy]

​@@daenerystargaryen Come on, be a man about it

[@crunchevo8974]

​@@daenerystargaryenjoking? In the comments section of a comedy video? Shocking.

[@johannesoosthuizen9117]

Therapy

[@ItsMeSami]

You’re always a situation, and a brilliant one at that. Keep doing what you do, hun!

[@emmamcmenomy1656]

6:20 Please tell me that’s THE coat Joe wore on Taskmaster

[@jonhohensee3258]

okay

[@elliottmcpeek7443]

Ok what ​@@jonhohensee3258

[@vice.nor.virtue]

As a Folsom Berlin _multiple_ attendee_ I can confirm it's absolutely possible to get tied up by a unicorn. I can also confirm that during this day it's a visual/actual paradise of leathery freedom and it was one of the reasons I moved from London to Berlin. I can also confirm we DO NOT want corporate sponsorship for our homegrown-from-dirt event.

[@thesagebrushkid1]

Very well said! I love the leather boys, probably the friendliest of the gay groups. They need safe spaces as much as anyone else, so leave them do their thing without trying to cash in and sanitise it!

[@Vincornelis]

For the last week I've been trying to destroy the career of David Beckham...

[@ulalaFrugilega]

Certainly a worthy cause! He just loves too much stuff…

[@hickyxnicky411]

@@ulalaFrugilega yes lol

[@NoorAnomaly]

Tacos!

[@msthang5366]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Marchchio]

His closing joke made me spit out my drink 😂

[@dianethompson2458]

Thanks Joe for being so funny. You are able to make us all think about important topics in a new way. You are awesome.

[@maureenackerley8024]

He is such a funny man. Love him. ❤️

[@sarahsalsa2461]

"Human borroca" gets me every time.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

What is a borroca? I'm not exactly familiar with the term.

[@daniellamcgee4251]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 A Borroca is a large dissolvable supplement tablet, primarily containing viamins B12 and C which is claimed to give you energy (or 'bounce'). When dropped in a glass of water it instantly fizzes in a somewhat similar way to a Mentos in Coke (but not that much). A lesser person might have used the adjective 'effervescent', but that implies someone more vivacious and joyful. Joe wanted to convey the image of someone instantly reacting with their energy fizzing out of control excessively. A stark contrast to the elderly lady.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@daniellamcgee4251 Oh thanks for the information. Not only giving me the information, but going further and explaining the analogy. Not every day you find someone who is actually helpful on the internet lol

[@Eef-wg3fg]

The light and saturation... Nah, the lycett situation is a lot more fun 😁

[@MATT.04]

The license situation

[@majbrat]

I love Joe. He is completely different than anyone else lol. I have seen a few other newer ones copying some of his style. Imitation is the best compliment I guess.

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

it's all the call backs you don't get if you haven't seen the whole set

[@nikolettacharikleous7856]

Thank you so much for this content!So cleverly put and said!!Amazing work

[@agenteiegaming]

i love the light sponsor trolling

[@johnbee7729]

Luv this. Thanks Joe!!

[@trishriederer1857]

This was a very very informative and clever bit

[@freeshrugs63]

I'm not starstruck at all. I make an exception for Joe Lycett. I just want to be in the same room with him. Delightful and ever so lovely. He gives me hope for the younger generation. Female, age 64, USA.

[@iluvdissheet]

I absolutely adore Joe 😍 Please go watch him on Taskmaster and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

[@bellatrixx485]

Whenever I watch this, I always hear "the licence registration " 🤭

[@gnarbeljo8980]

He clearly says situation, perhaps licence situation, but Joe could be right (unlikely but very funny).

[@ulalaFrugilega]

I watched with astonishing interest, for I know that set rather well… it’s just soO good!

[@eddiehayes1523]

Love your work.

[@jasenanderson8534]

Gold. Looking forward to seeing you next year in BrisVegas (Brisbane) Australia

[@freeda8337]

Brilliant!

[@ingridnorman7919]

"Make up is an essential part of being a woman" I have put together worn makeup for a month in my 32 year old life - face paint included.

[@antonvinther31]

Love this 😂

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

I love Joe. I fully support all the letters he mentioned. Let people get on with their lives already. Who cares? What I don't understand is why we are so obsessed with sex and sexuality. We are not rabbits. Sex is just one comparatively unimportant part of life. What about the rest of it? What about our thoughts, our politics, how we treat one another, our fellow creatures and the planet? What does sex have to do with ecosystem collapse and the rise of authoritarianism? I just do not understand why we spend so much time and effort talking about such a tiny aspect of existence. Are we so bored? Do we not have enough existential crises threatening our survival? Can we not literally get our heads out of our arses?

[@karinberonius8799]

👏👏👏

[@uazuazu]

The answer is: HORMONES. Turn them off and everyone becomes sexless.

[@irinasolomina1800]

Sex is super important to Jesus Christ. How can you say such a thing, intimacy is the reason for this existence.

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

@@irinasolomina1800 Sexual intimacy--and let's face it, rape--might well account for much of what we humans today think of as drivers of the propagation our insatiable species, but this is a very modern, highly skewed and limited perspective, all of it resting on a peculiar and blatantly fascist misinterpretation of Darwin. Nature is not "red in tooth and claw." Brutal, remorseless competition is simply not how Nature works. As Kropotkin laid out in his landmark, 1903 study (Mutual Aid), it is not violence and competition that guides evolution but instead symbiosis and cooperation. This does not mean that pheromones, for example, have not been triggering a procreative response in all complex life for many millions of years, but we humans departed from such blind, deterministic responses a very long time ago. We have evidence of broken femurs having been set at least 6000 years ago--a serious drain on resources when those grievously wounded humans could have far easier simply been left for dead. This is compelling evidence for empathy being a massive evolutionary advantage for us, right up there with communication and our bizarre adaptability. And this empathy has nothing to do with sex. Intimacy has many forms, of which the sexual variety is of relatively minor importance. Our societies, going back at least 200,000 years, have never--until now--placed such an inordinate significance on sexual intimacy. I'm telling you, in the grand scheme of things, sexual intimacy has always been far less important than the many other bonds of intimacy which have always kept us alive.

[@gnarbeljo8980]

@@irinasolomina1800 eh, not much intimacy went into that conception dear. Unless you have a very interesting idea of "the holy ghost" 😂 The Christian faith never did sex any favors. One gender only.

[@charlescutts2387]

😂😂😂 am a situation

[@OfDeath]

Love this.

[@cheriestolze]

Has the finger mystery been solved?

[@t00bed]

Thank you

[@elenawilliams32]

I've got my tickets for Hamer Hall, Melbourne. Can't wait!🐨

[@maureenackerley8024]

Is he coming to Australia?? When?

[@elenawilliams32]

@@maureenackerley8024 Our tickets are for the 23rd of May in Melbourne so all the other Australia wide dates are around then. You can check out dates and availability through Ticketmaster.

[@maureenackerley8024]

@@elenawilliams32 thank you, I will have to see if he is coming to Tasmania.

[@maureenackerley8024]

@@elenawilliams32 Ticketmaster is in my emails and on that they say Joe is doing one show in South Australia and 2 in New Zealand!

[@elenawilliams32]

@@maureenackerley8024 Sorry, I bought mine through the Arts centre Melbourne.

[@p.w.gchannel4576]

I think Kate Middleton was Tom Daley’s photo editor

[@teenastetic3681]

Hahahahah

[@BionicDance]

More, please.

[@gablison]

Well, aren't you a blast from the past!

[@BionicDance]

@@gablison Am I?

[@gablison]

@@BionicDance lol yeah, I used to watch you and a whole host of other atheist and anti-theist content when I was figuring out my religious beliefs back in the early 10's. I hope you're better from your seizures.

[@BionicDance]

@@gablison Ah, I see. Well, I've kind of moved on from that content recently. My channel was originally supposed to be for animation and it is again, now. I have this _HUGE_ project coming up called "Quinn Redshift"; it's in post-production right now, with only 21 shots left that need something fixed before I'm proud of it. It'll be just under 28 minutes of animated sci-fi mayhem. :) Also, thanks for asking about the seizures. It's been...hrm...five or six years (I think) since the brain surgery that 100% fixed 'em. Laser ablation, very non-invasive; I went home in two days, if you can imagine. How are you doing?

[@gablison]

@@BionicDance lol cool, getting back to your roots I see. Just saw your cool axe throwing video, nice shots, you hit several bullseye which was cool. Happy to know you're cured of your seizures. I remember the video title being "Julius Seizures." and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that it was a pun... 🤦 I legit thought that was the name of the illness that caused the seizures or the name of the seizures themselves, lol oops. Anyways, glad you're doing well.

[@bethmiller9774]

Joe Lycett is so...Joe Lycett.

[@InservioLetum]

Oh you silly man, at Tesco's it would be _black _*_olives_*_ matter_

[@daniellamcgee4251]

Damn. The green olives would be stuffed.

[@skemsen]

what is that music at the end after the gig?

[@melsyoutube]

❤️

[@clairewyndham1971]

I, myself, have never been a situation. I have been many things to many people but sadly, never a situation. But, I am still above the sod, so there's still time to do that..

[@tereasia]

💖

[@luxeford547]

Painting your nails is an essential part of being a woman? *It's embellishing your body!* And unlike tribal bicep tattoo bands they come off and we don't have to regret them for the rest of our lives!

[@ulalaFrugilega]

Still, it seems to be. Reminds me of that scene in 1953’s "Calamity Jane" where no one seems to even see the beauty of Doris Day, as long as she’s wearing dirty pants, but when an ugly man dressed up in skirts (to fake a woman) enters the picture, every other man gets a hard on immediately.

[@leelabella7357]

Lol, you just perfectly referenced my life at the moment. How to disguise an I’ll considered Celtic arm band :))

[@beth12svist]

People who make comments like that know nothing about fashion history.

[@ulalaFrugilega]

@@beth12svist or they are questioning what we thought were rules hewn in stone.... but I do see your point.

[@beth12svist]

@@ulalaFrugilega I meant people who insist on the rules, since those tend to change through time. Like, rather famously, high heels which were actually first worn by men. Or pink for girls and blue for boys, which is a 20th century convention and at one point the "rule" was allegedly the exact opposite. :-)

[@josefchan5465]

Brilliant. #Natwest

[@joesmith-nt6fm]

I nwed to meet linda 😂

[@kellyhumphreys5653]

Hero x

[@kellyhumphreys5653]

Now I get quoted out of context with some anecdote about a fork xxx 🤣

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

i swear to g-d every time i listen to that clip i hear something different

[@cyanmanta]

9:11 I'm calling this "ironisexual" from now on.

[@rainbo2987]

This new Assassin's Creed game got off to a VERY WEIRD START. 😅 (Haha uhh the Lycett Situation i see. Hi. I'm...uhh...am I the platypus here? Oh my 😅) We have fun here 😅😅😅

[@just-tess]

they only spent £30 building the babe, it said you have £40... fascinating stuff...

[@Madmen604]

They are having a baby together? That should be interesting.

[@rachell4417]

Light trolling??

[@nicolevahai5982]

It did sound like the Lynette situation

[@jonhohensee3258]

Lynette?

[@rutharia6809]

🤴

[@dyodoleu]

As someone not from England I only knew Tom Daley for being cute and knitting, I found out sm about him through Joe😂

[@Chewbroccolii]

While I love these little bits of your full gig I found the material is just being recycled at this point. Looking forward to some new content 😊😊

[@DonnaMcdonald-et8cc]

I usually hate camp people but Joe Lycett is one of the funniest blokes out there and I love him.

[@saar144]

Again posting clips from years ago?

[@nerdygem8620]

This video is only getting more relevant in the UK 😞

[@PatrickPecoraro]

Why do you keep reposting the same bit over and over again like it’s new

[@noldo3837]

Gay named Lance Black? Is it a real name?

[@InservioLetum]

Either that, or he's a dermatologist specialising in adult acne.

[@coucoubrandy1079]

Love you. Nice to have a mad guy . OK we're all a bit that. Have you put on weight ? I mean the shirt is fine, between us I bought alphabet soup. Helps me when I play scrabble

[@dannydanbo58]

Color me ignorant, but LGBTQ+, aren't queer and gay the same? If you have a moment between Tom Four-Fingers Daley posts, I would appreciate an explanation. Bob's your uncle and thank you.

[@CertifiedPsychiatrist]

No. That’s the long and short of it. Here’s the thing, just let people tell you who they are. It’s not necessary to categorize. If you won’t allocate patience to being a scientist, it's better to leave it and go with the flow. Not speaking to you directly with that last statement. This is a public forum, so I'm writing in general terms.

[@Madamoizillion]

No, queer and gay are distinct terms. It's complex and everyone uses labels in a personal way, but as a very broad example, gay is typically used for men who love men or women who love women, and queer is typically a more catch-all term for people who don't want to define their sexuality into a more narrow range or potentially identify with multiple labels at once (e.g. being trans and pansexual, or asexual and bi-romantic, etc.). Though societally sometimes all queer stuff gets labelled "gay" for simplicity. I personally would not describe myself as gay, because I guess I'm technically bi but feel more comfortable using "queer". And my personal reason is that there's a surprising amount of biphobia and bi erasure done by gay people and allies (for instance, I've had people tell me I can't be bi because I'm with a male partner; or my friends who are a straight-passing married couple have both separately been accused of "turning the other straight"; like, it's kind of the point of being bi, your partner can be either the same or a different gender from you...). So I personally don't feel at all comfortable when gay is used as a catch-all term due to bi erasure but queer feels inclusive rather than exclusive.

[@dannydanbo58]

@@Madamoizillion Thank you for responding with your definition. It was both informative and educational. I see a lot of ignorance, but I think (hope) mostly it comes from a lack of knowledge and not hate. Thanks to you, I am no longer ignorant.

[@CertifiedPsychiatrist]

@@dannydanbo58 did you think I was being an asshole?

[@dannydanbo58]

@@CertifiedPsychiatrist No. I gave you a thumbs up in agreement.

[@jonhohensee3258]

Why is there an "L" in the "LGBT...."?

[@mimosveta]

Such simplified definition of gender may work in English, where you can easily talk to othergenedered people, and not once mispronoun them cause in direct conversation in English, everyone is "you" and "me". However, I speak Serbian, where everything is gendered. Things too. Glass is of female gender. Desk is of male gender. Laundry is of neuter gender. When you talk to man or woman, or men, or women, nouns, verbs, and often adjectives change for each. You differently change words for different genders, for different tenses of which there are like 17, but most are rarely used. The one that ignores gender, is not used at all. We also have 7 declensions which aren't affected by gender as such, but are just there to over complicate things further. Now in Serbian, you could have best wish to use the pronouns that don't match what you see, cause person asked you to, but you'll have bazillion minefields to slip up, so, best intention is worthless. And if someone decided to add their own pronouns, they'd also have to come up with a hand book of instruction of how to navigate all the grammar for that particular gender. So, that entire gender debate to me seems like just another imperialist oppressive move that westerners want to cram onto people with different cultures, languages, and cuisines, where those same things just don't work. By pushing it, ya'll just causing confusion, discomfort, and oppression, cause if we have to change entire Serbian language (using it just as example, it's by no means the only such language, same applies to Russian, Ukrainian), and if you force us to change our language, what's next? Our culture? How bout you stop changing definitions of words, gender roles are societal, but gender, it's grammatical. If you can't agree to that, then we better counter sanction eachother, ban eanchother's culture, and go our separate ways. Your culture is not superior to mine: you people are savages who bomb everyone (you also bombed us) by falsly accusing your victim of your own crimes. Your media once calculated that saddam could bomb London in 45 minutes, except, how do you do such math when he doesn't even have weapons, from which you could extract information on how fast it could get there? So, you lied, to your public, so you could kill him and a million of his people, and you think your culture is superior? It really isn't.

[@John.Not-Jack.Daniels]

Riiight, because culture and government are totally the same thing, and they both mean so much in how I define myself as a "westerner".

[@John.Not-Jack.Daniels]

F'n Balkoids are always so butthurt.

[@QP300]

#kosovoisanindependentcountry #neverforgetsrebrenica

[@shochre6497]

Hajde molim te, nije sve kolonizacija. Lgbt ljudi postoje i u Srbiji, a jezik je živ i podložan promenama.

[@CertifiedPsychiatrist]

@@John.Not-Jack.Daniels He’s not going to understand what you’re talking about. Kid thinks culture is natural.

[@ecarre4588]

What a shame. I use to really like this person. And it hard to remove art from artist in this case. Into the bin with JK Rowling he goes. There will always be funnier ppl in tge world than he. And those with less.... franlly derisive polotics.

[@carybrodie1748]

Do you mean Joe or Tom Daly?

[@rickethgoldsworth]

FRANLLY DERISIVE POLOTICS

[@channelname1019]

@@rickethgoldsworth That made me chuckle :)

[@juliehughes1258]

@@rickethgoldsworth Your comment is hilarious. Is it supposed to mean something? Made me laugh, too.

[@mikeggg5671]

Most of the things this guy says are funny. However, let me correct something. I am a proud member of the gay community. And there are no other letters after the tea. Q, for question, means people who are not confirmed that they are gay or bi yet. There is nothing else 8:13

[@xenon8117]

Pretty sure it hasn't been questioning for quite a while and there are plenty more letters you can add like Pansexual and Asexual.

[@mikeggg5671]

@@xenon8117 No. Pan simply means bi, and asexual is just being chaste. No letter required. It;s a personal choice, like saying you only wear jeans. No wording required.

[@xenon8117]

@@mikeggg5671 As an asexual I disregard you as either clueless or baiting.

[@mikeggg5671]

@@xenon8117 you can think that all you want. But if you're choosing not to have sex, that's your decision. You don't need to tell anyone about it. I haven't had sex in the morning, that doesn't mean I became asexual. If you are attracted to men, and you are a man, that makes you gay. We don't need to know if you are choosing not to have sex. That's up to you, keep your mouth shut. Our purpose is to make a safe place for the LGBT community. That is all. To fight for our rights. We do not need this ridiculous assignment of new words to everyone's personal choices and decisions. It is getting ridiculous

[@JacksonBockus]

@@mikeggg5671Wild that you’ve decided “these things are innate parts of who you are but being asexual is a choice”. Like congrats you’re a conservative now.

[@mikeggg5671]

Joe, as usual, you are very funny. However, a lot in this sketch completely fell flat. Asexual people are not members of the gay community. These are people that have decided that they don't ever want to have sex. That's fine, that doesn't make them gay. If the decision of a man, that he didn't want to have sex with men, made him a member of the gay community, that would mean that every straight man on the planet was a member of the gay community, ironically. That is obviously not the case Secondarily, many of these Newfound words that some people have foolishly started to use, are nothing more than derivations of bisexuality. Long story short, The LGBT community is fine. People who wish to join us can, and do not require their own column. We welcome all into the gay community, but in order to continue our March towards acceptance, we have to stop some of the ridiculous things that have been happening lately. Continue to make your comedy, but please please stay out of politics

[@nicosmind3]

Yeah a lot of these people don't realise they contradict themselves, and their definitions don't make any sense. Such as "triangle", where your "3" sexualities are straight, gay, and bisexual.... Which used to be just bisexual. But worst still a lot of these genders are just sexual preferences and not genders at all. Forgive the crudeness but someone who really likes animals... Enough to make love to them. Well their preference towards them doesn't make them an animal gender. But how many of these "genders" are defined comes down to who the person fancies. Which is really weird to me

[@tarak23528]

The LGBTQ+ community is not the same as the gay community. The gay community is a part of the larger LGBTQ+ community. Asexual people are not gay, they are LGBTQ+ (and they don't decide not to have sex but that is not the point here). And the community is not just variations of bisexuality. What about trans and intersex people? There is such a broad range of sexualities and genders and it isn't right for everyone, but for some people those "newfound words" are important. I think Joe himself explained this really well: "You've got two options when you encounter someone with an identity you're not familiar with; you can be fearful of them, frightened, take the piss out of them or be fascinated, ask them loads of questions, be curious". I think you need to be more curious about these "new" sexualities and gender identities.

[@mikeggg5671]

@@tarak23528 I am afraid you are not correct. First of all, asexual people are because they have sex with people. You do not wish to have sex with someone, get male or female, is a personal choice or decision. Even if it is innate, it is not attraction. So they are not part of our community. At all.

[@mikeggg5671]

@@tarak23528 people are indeed massive and very important members of these.

[@daniellamcgee4251]

You also don't seem to be aware that demi-sexuality is also under the umbrella term of asexual. Learning is fun! But maybe I am just saying that because I am sapio-sexual.