'The Magnificent Seven' And 'Storks' | On Cinema Season 8, Ep. 10 | Adult Swim

[@MrHeathzilla]

Gregg beckoning me into the theater has gone from hilarious to chilling and back again

[@BenedictHarris]

It's new to me this very day.

[@richmahogany1]

The absolute funniest part of this show is the fact that they continue to make it.

[@ambassador8524]

Absolutely

[@RbgBennett]

I came here 5 years later to tell you that it's even funnier now.

[@bungalowfeuhler1541]

That sure is the joke.

[@isaiahromero9861]

It reminds me of it's always sunny in Philadelphia in the sense that it feels like the characters are forever trapped in their own personal hell they created for themselves

[@MrNylenRules]

These two character are the only people in the world who can tolerate each other for this long

[@aaronhayes7562]

My favorite small detail is that Tim clearly didn’t see Magnificent Seven when he goes “oh it’s a Western”.

[@nickchambers3935]

Not sure if you were paying attention but he clearly said that he saw the movie. How could he give his expert review if he hadn’t seen it?

[@BAGAKOOS]

​@nickchambers3935 if you are a film buff then you can easily tell tim rarely sees the movies he reviews. It's very sad, Gregg needs to take over the show and host full time. Tim is incapable of hosting. Many are saying this, for years!

[@Mikelectric]

I don't think he ever sees the movies

[@dharmallars]

Always makes me happy when even tho they spend the whole episode at odds Tim and Gregg still lean in and whisper talk during the outro

[@Michelle-rv9ks]

I don't know if this show can be saved. I am in desperate need of Gregg's enthusiastic, sincere "hey guys!".

[@Exodus26.13Pi]

It's even funnier in the future

[@alistercaddy1208]

I know what you mean...

[@xwinger15]

The new DKR track is awesome! It sort of reminds me of "Empty Bottle" by Dekkar, a true classic.

[@k9feces]

I’m not hearing the similarity

[@Cockchest]

@@k9feces Listen again. I didn't notice the similarities at first, but the OP has a true ear for sound. He's right!

[@rr0ber4]

reminds me of 'cotton eye joe'

[@HankBukowski]

@@showmeyourteeth27 ...which was a tip o the hat to James Bond.

[@smooth_steve]

theyre both actually written and produced by Tim Heidecker

[@MichaelWalshCT]

I yearn for the early days of On Cinema. It's so sad that Tim's destructive lifestyle has now ruined Gregg's excitement for movies. You can just see how deflated he is. I really hope Gregg moves forward with Our Cinema.

[@Pariahterra]

Well with Hobbit 4 coming out soon, that should lift Gregg's spirits.

[@batmad2851]

+A.D. Vance HA HA HA HA!!! =D

[@msoileau83]

Hobbit 4: A Hard Hobbit To Break.

[@batmad2851]

Matt S Movie Pitch,- "Hobbit 4: Hobbit Reloaded!"

[@ventarfield7115]

Read in very low gravely smokers voice...."The Hobbit is back...AND HE'S PISSED OFFFF!"

[@MarcosElMalo2]

I love how since the A/C got fixed, it kicks on whenever things get heated between Tim and Gregg.

[@AJ-kj1go]

Congrats Tim! I'm sorry Greg Jerkington wasn't more supportive after you dropped that bomb at the end.

[@jesse-ei7yt]

how can you support a man that looks like the villain from captain america?

[@wintergill372]

I love Greg!

[@yatz57]

How SUPERFICIAL can you be?! This is not about the burns on his face - this is about the fire that burns so true in his HEART!

[@GeekTherapyRadio]

"I think it's gone well, all things considered." **Face melted off**

[@kriswingo5905]

@2:10 Tim says "Oh, it's a Western..." (with surprise) Then @2:37 he says "I saw it the other day." Gregg is right you guys.

[@FLEASPIRIT13]

This is under appreciated comedic gold.... I’ve tried to show this to ppl but they don’t get it unless u watch the body of work..... trial and all

[@Dav-lc8sc]

Yeah it has a slow, passive aggressive build that snowballs so impatient people or people who don't like the clever, subtle jokes at the beginning won't probably get into it. Very niche but very good

[@allenm4947]

This show has given me a reason to live

[@toweringsequoias1590]

yep.

[@AndySalinger33]

Indeed!

[@oceandrainer]

This show giving you a reason to live has given me a reason to live.

[@zeejustin6]

oceandriver, yadda yadda reason to live yadda

[@deesnutz42069]

@@wackomichael8727 it's even worse out there, you dolt

[@realfoodcures]

I’m very happy for them that the air conditioner works.

[@Zach-jh9zz]

As a die-hard Gregghead, I was still VERY impressed by Tim's perseverance this time in his life. He's arguably better than he's ever been, adding DKR to his (impressive) musical resume. However, Gregg is at his lowpoint and Tim should be more supportive of him, like he was for Tim. Looks like he's got a few kids on the way, so maybe that will help him take a step back from everything (but not from Dekkar or DKR).

[@flintlockfatality8131]

Greggheads should all be rounded up and thrown into a wood chipper. Can't you see that this man is a fraud? It makes me sick.

[@ThreadsBaltimore]

"Welcome to the season finale of season 8 of oscar... uhh sorry, cinema... on cinema season 8, osca.. ummm, uhh.. on, at the cinema."

[@TheWingless]

Right. Out. Of. The. Gate. :O

[@chiroxxxrt]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@ALucienLachance]

The sweat beading off his grape-jelly face is so unsettling

[@creamwarrior]

that beat was sick and Gregg knows it.

[@topdayman27]

tim's song says it all. he's an empty bottle. an inanimate object without purpose. he's crying out for help. I'm here for you tim

[@Spoeism]

I've been blessed to have known a person in real life who is exactly like Tim's character. Truly blessed.

[@djm7494]

'What is up with you and Ayaka'? IM TOO FUCKING INVESTED IN THIS FICTITIOUS INCREDIBLY SERIES!!! MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING

[@jesse-ei7yt]

noticed an editing mistake at 0:11. some pretty shoddy work here guys..

[@ahuramazda8479]

Hey, we can forgive _one little mistake._

[@remyd.s2286]

Wow, nice eye! Completely missed it.

[@thewakz]

I saw it but thought it was done on purpose to remind the viewers that this is Tim's show. I could be wrong.

[@UltimaForsan101]

??? Are you maybe confusing this with another video? This is OCATC, which has the highest production standards around. No editing mistake.

[@RyonMugen]

Im sure thats left there intentionally. Tim has made crazier things so something as SIMPLE as that. sounds like tim.

[@TechMetalRules]

That DKR track is tight! I know all the Rave-Heads and Festival-Heads are gonna be wylin' out to that beat for years to come! I give it '5 Turntables' and I'll throw in a little mic to drop.

[@ThommyofThenn]

In the 7 years since, the track has become know as "the new Thunderdome 1997" in hard core edm circles

[@noahthiel1448]

It's funny that in the face of adversity, it's Tim who remains positive and optimistic and "self-reliant", while Greg (whose injuries are not physical, merely mental) is so darn gloomy! I think this indicates their personality, and of course their credibility as well

[@UltimaForsan101]

values.com/vapenation_psychoactive!%a

[@minderoded2383]

Noah Thiel have some sympathy for Gregg, he lost all of his clothing and vhs collection when Tim burned down the Victorville Movie archive.

[@Mablak200]

Tim's really securing his future lineage. You don't want to put all your eggs in one basket.

[@mario0318]

With two kids on the way, he'll need all the success he can get.

[@_0______00__________0_______0]

Don't you mean you don't want to empty your basket on one egg?

[@FEScarf]

funniest part is at this point he already has a fully grown 16 year old child he has mentioned a single time in 80+ episodes

[@LadySpace_888]

Congrats on the kids Tim, you're going to make a great father.

[@danielmiller4279]

If you haven't seen "Magnificent Seven" by Akira Kurosawa you're really missing out

[@TolkienStudy]

underscoredan 7 Samurai

[@bickyrib]

Kurosawa really mastered that early western atmosphere.

[@danielmiller4279]

samturret his gun duels were the best

[@PizzaPlatypus]

Gwion Williams and Brandon Young have so definitely got the joke.

[@bickyrib]

underscoredan Makes me wish he did a familiar story but in a different setting. Perhaps a samurai setting?

[@8beef4u]

"It has a good chance of being my favorite movie of all time... I thought it was okay."

[@westhomas5870]

The real reason Tim didn't actually see the Magnificent Seven wasn't out of his usual laziness, but due to suffering of photic retinopathy, which is damage to the eye's retina, particularly the macula from prolonged exposure to bright light, e.g. arson.

[@connorlonergan4967]

"Were putting it out there, hoping it catches fire, no pun intended," leave it to Tim to bring levity to such a tough situation. Gregg should take note! He's been such a downer ever since the archive burnt down

[@allenu]

"I am legend." Good popcorn flick. I give it 5 bags of popcorn and a little radio to find other survivors.

[@TrustYouMe]

That was the second time On Cinema On Location presented the location where Citizen Kane was written... Just don't let it happen again.

[@jordantistetube]

Delectable episode, once again! This episode is about the great epistemological problem of knowledge. Gregg raises doubts on whether Tim has actually seen "The Magnificent 7", yet agrees with him that "it's very good". Gregg has seen the film, and has - a priori - the ethos to claim that the film is good. The pending question is: does Tim, to the same extent, even though he might not have seen the film, KNOW that "The Magnificent 7" is a five-bagger?

[@rodchester3]

It's unbelievable how far Gregg has fallen.

[@pleasantpeasant3313]

Greg hasn't fallen he's been brought down by Tim as his life spirals out of control.

[@jesse-ei7yt]

Sick of Gregg haters all over these comments. Any real fan knows who the true king of On cInema is. and that is Greff

[@jesse-ei7yt]

Gregg

[@soulcreampoopcontrol]

good greff!

[@UltimaForsan101]

Each week I think Gregg can't destroy anymore of his own dignity, but here we are. Fortunately, we still have Tim to look up to.

[@greatestfilmsever]

I wish this season held on a little longer. I really wanted to know if I should see Jack Reacher 2.

[@harriettubman2301]

with movies like tom cruise in them, you cant lose. if you dont mind missing out on a guaranteed 5 bagger, go ahead and skip it i guess.

[@yordlop]

+Harriet Tubman Never before have I been so glad to see a historical figure rise from the ashes

[@tortuga7160]

Dont bother, its amatureish and poorly made

[@t0m_mcc]

So sad to see an obviously pre-recorded On Location. The contrast between Gregg's mood before and after Tim's arson is stark.

[@audroal]

Gregg's like an empty bottle now... Hate to see him like this.

[@yatz57]

Yes, well... Not to be vindicative or anything, but the back-stabbing, ungrateful little snot had it coming.

[@monkeyxx]

this has got to be my favorite show on KZbin, what a great episode

[@thatpart]

Greg - The patience of a saint

[@whateverangeltaken]

I wonder if they're going to have Gregg mentally explode in a next episode, cause that's the obvious thing to come from his resentment building up.

[@thatpart]

Ben Dover I keep waiting for it!

[@whateverangeltaken]

Jay Harper Although, they might go in a different direction cause Tim's in this and his comedy is pretty far from predictable. I hope they don't keep Gregg a static character though.

[@thatpart]

Ben Dover aye, it'd be classic Heidecker swerve

[@thatpart]

Sidenote: the glistening pieces of Tim's recovering skin were great touches

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

Almost burned, still releases a club banger. This season, I lowkey switched from Gregghead to Timhead.

[@moejuggler6033]

"I hope it catches fire, no pun intended." xD

[@toweringsequoias1590]

i am anticipating a black metal band next season called Diechkare and the music videos will be burning crosses and more of Greg's video tapes. Also the hit single will be Eternal Emptiness of the Bottle

[@neonfroot]

I tire of Tim putting up suffix variants of his surname.

[@toweringsequoias1590]

@@neonfroot hei

[@Trevor6714]

I was having a really crappy day at work, watched this on my lunch. I just wanna say (even though nobody will probably see this) thanks guys for the effort that goes into these specials, and thanks to the Uploader for making this viewable easily :)

[@All4Randomness1]

You're welcome.

[@JordynHealing]

I see it

[@chilidoghamsalad9952]

Greg lost everything in that fire, be respectful

[@robinmena6852]

he didnt lose shit its a parody show

[@Astral_Unicorn]

"parody"? That's not even a real word

[@chilidoghamsalad9952]

+Robin Mena the burns on tim prove otherwise. Go ahead and live in your fantasy if you want but I'm sending Greg my vhs copy of Dances with Wolves this weekend.

[@defeet2]

Do you really think the show's producers could afford to burn down an entire storage facility for a parody sketch? Get back to reality Robin Meana

[@chilidoghamsalad9952]

***** you must be referring to when he reviewed identity theft in season 2. He issued 5 bags for it.

[@Blck7]

That Empty Bottle house remix was deep af.

[@dankyjoker]

IT'S A NEW ORIGONAL SONGS

[@spicyhaunter4320]

“Sounds like the Tim Heidecker story” 😂😂😂

[@diogenesenuts]

Omfg 1:45 and on top of everything, the goddamn AC kicks on 😂

[@adrienfourniercom]

Will we have the chance to have an "Oscar fever" DKR version? It will be a hit.

[@LemonTree9280]

Oscar special 5 i think

[@dk0r51]

10:36 Heidecker: "You know how uh, Ayaka's still goin' through with it?" Turkington: "Mmm hmm" Heidecker: "Now uh, I'm gonna have two kids." Turklington: "She's having twins?" Heidecker: "No. Juliana's pregnant." Turkingston: "[scoughs] What's wrong with you."

[@mattthompson9395]

What a tease of DKR. Even a Gregg-head like myself couldn't help but lose myself in the music

[@chrisfegan81]

"Empty, empty, empty, empty empty, empty, empty, empty, empty bottle, empty bottle, empty bottle, empty bottle"

[@TolkienStudy]

DKR is sick! I'm ready to party all night to that empty bottle. "Yes, Virginia there IS a Citizen Kane..." I'm so sad the season is over. I hope they have the Oscar Special.

[@Pariahterra]

They had better have an Oscar Special or I'm joining BLM and starting a riot.

[@MH-oh1xs]

Tim's interruptions take up time that could be used for extra popcorn classics, but I have to admit MT BTL 2.0 proves he is truly the Beethoven of Skrillex

[@squidincsquid]

It rips

[@martyrlogarius3888]

Another fantastic season, guys. Gregg and Tim are comedic geniuses to put together a story as layered as this. Looking forward to season 9 already!

[@batmad2851]

My thoughts and prayers go out to Tim and his Family, and all of those who lost everything in that devastating Fire. As for Gregg I wish him all the best, though he could afford to be little more grateful considering he made it out of the fire unscathed. I mean at least he's not burned from head to toe like Tim was. All things considered he's very lucky to have walked away without so much as scratch and have a friend like Tim who was badly Burned and yet still remains such a Great Friend and co-host to Him

[@firstorder438]

Best season ever!!! I learned so much this season not only which movies to see but also important health tips and music selection.

[@DannyTheRanger]

Can't wait for next season, also Matt Boner is one of the best actors

[@gerudokupo2225]

Wow, Tim's fourth child! Congrats to Tim and Ayaka, Uncle Axiom, and all the rest. :)

[@Pariahterra]

DKR is where it's at. I like all the bleeps, tweets, and bloops.

[@philpyung4831]

Go to the web site and listen to the song. He says "I'm like an empty bottle" followed by a gunshot sound and it repeats over and over. But anyway you nailed it, thumbs way up.

[@Pariahterra]

Is that what they call "twerking"?

[@philpyung4831]

A.D. Vance Also on the website, the song is set up with a little animation that shows what seems like short internet messages periodically throughout the song as if arranged with the song. One of them is "I want to hang myself"

[@ryanwilhite]

DKR needs to go on tour with Corey Feldman

[@123oakstreet]

This show has lasted longer than Awesome Show, Great Job!. Let that sink in...

[@unxnxwn1798]

123oakstreet the character development has been unlike anything I’ve ever seen.

[@jeffgphd]

5 bags.

[@BurtSampson]

Great song Tim, really had my bub bubs bouncing.

[@jesse-ei7yt]

wtf does that mean

[@BurtSampson]

jesse What are you doing watching On Cinema if you've never even watched Awesome Show Great Job?

[@jesse-ei7yt]

I can assure you that I've seen awesome shows. I don't know what you mean by saying great job with a question mark but don't assume I haven't seen a show, bud.

[@BurtSampson]

jesse Oy vey.

[@marcoivancic1187]

Congrats on the pregnancy!

[@rossadoherty4931]

Despite the occasional hiccup, it was another classic season of on cinema! Tim’s artistic vision saving the show once again, despite gregg’s clear jealousy. Also, great to see Tim’s got two little rascals on the way, I’m sure he realised one child would just be lonely, but now the two kids can be pals, just like Tim and Axiom. I give this season 5 bags of popcorn, and a big roll of tape to tape shut gregg jerkington’s mouth, so maybe next season he won’t be such a negative nancy to Tim!

[@patrickwhelpley1745]

Best line..Tim says I hope this new single catches fire, no pun intended, Greggs look of death was expected.

[@AC-rj1cq]

Tim’s vaping is pure comedic genius. I can’t stop laughing every time he pulls that stupid thing out!

[@BouncingSoul1987]

Tim is looking much better.

[@oblonghas]

That song had me cracking up

[@beauwilliams3309]

I was always a timhead and thought Gregg was a party pooper, but ever since the fire and Tim’s pure lack of respect for sir joe estevez who attempted to help him, I have no respect left for Tim and am now an official gregghead

[@InaneBlatherPodcast]

Ive been watching OCATC nonstop for five days and I'm already excited by the prospect of starting it over from the beginning to see truly how far it went off the rails. This show is a true five-bagger

[@grillbaked]

season 8 is ALREADY over? wtf?!

[@ianturnbow7011]

Daaaamn. DKR is slayin' it. And that drop?! Straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (no pun intended)

[@yordlop]

🔥📼🔥📼🔥📼🔥📼🔥📼🔥

[@dgisgd]

Last episode of the year! I must prepare myself by getting completely naked and cover myself in hot buttery popcorn.

[@Vitrous]

that's worthy of a five bagger

[@Pariahterra]

Pic's or it didn't happen.

[@aqrifyln6719]

Then jump in a bath of bread crumbs.

[@ltopomcfly5583]

Fun Fact: Jordie Peele was so impressed that Tim liked "Storks" that he rewarded him with a part in "Us"

[@madnes1991]

Tim and Gregg are on the verge of a serious falling out. I can't wait!

[@genesogreen]

Not gonna lie, that phat DKR track had me doing the Sad Dad Dance immediately. Tim's back baby!

[@letmegoletmego]

Tim is the very definition of fertility. Tim is legend. I'll miss these. How will I know what movies to see?

[@nickcroucher3876]

Do Tim's talents know no end!?! First a solid rock band that makes you want to rock out and now an EDM club banger! A true musical great. GIVE HIM A GRAMMY!

[@Dr.Gainzzz]

Lmao when tim stops during the storks card and goes... what?? lol had to reread that nonsense and almost burst out laughing.

[@99baji99]

Is it better to make a lot of songs the same way? Or one song a lot of ways? This episode answers that question with a resounding YES.

[@MrKinPimpin]

gregs sad "hey guys" at the beginning really hurts

[@mondoprime]

The strongest season yet? I think so.

[@JosephMallo]

I hope Tim is all healed up by February for the On Cinema Oscars Special. VIVA LA OSCERS!

[@oceandrainer]

The MC Bottle track is killer. I just wish they had delayed the beat drop a little more and continued with the vocal crescendo. I think they could have gone a few octaves higher with the voice, making the beat DROP that much harder.

[@ChairmanMeow1]

the timing of the AC first turning on... lol

[@IAmDukeSilver]

Oh my god you guys, how awesome was that DKR song? That track is about to catch fire!

[@normalperson]

God damn, DKR is straight up fire 🔥👌😤💯 That dubstep/electronica/trance/techno empty bottle remix will easily burn down any nightclub/film archive.

[@ryanfoley123]

Empty Bottle is all I care about.

[@vegan4theanimals]

Tim's music career, like the phoenix, reborn from the ashes. gregg it doesn't always have to be about you

[@garvancorr5999]

Those computer bass licks are something else

[@iangrimm]

At least this time Gregg didn't say that Orson Welles wrote Citizen Kane.

[@BasementPepperoni]

I swear, If you were to play that EDM Dekkar song at EDC, or some other rave, nobody would even think twice about it being a troll track, lol

[@0Gilthas0]

"It's a western!" Yes, it is, Tim. I was surprised too.

[@Nielsen700]

They should probably call that new hot fire song "Empty Bottle." Just a suggestion.

[@monkeyboy4746]

Use protection my brothers.

[@ALucienLachance]

DKR is just sped up Decker that's amazing goddamn gregg actually scared me with how abrupt he was about Ayaka ahaha

[@theheadshot45]

Anybody else noticed Tim might be smoking that vapor cigarette a little too much? I mean it could just be me but... Is it normal to be doing this? I'm concerned about the welfare of the unborn child with the nicotine and other intoxicants being consumed

[@christinep4753]

Puff,TheMagic oh that's his nutritional vape from Dr San - don't worry, very healthy stuff

[@theheadshot45]

Well why didn't he say so! Any doctor has my approval, it's not like they can just make PhD's up and pretend they've been to school. Thank you, Christine. I can sleep a little better tonight, except for the cancer.

[@harryabernathy1767]

No need to worry about the children, Tim's not the one carrying the babies. Who knows, with twins, Tim might want to start doubling down on those vaping sessions.

[@joemarwil]

Tim's difficulty with reading and pronunciation is essential to these sketches brilliance.

[@TheMaxman96]

Highlight of my week

[@JDizzle785]

Poor Tim, you can tell the guilt over destroying the film archieve is weighing on his soul heavy here. On the bright side his reading is much improved in this episode

[@dusk_ene]

Gregg is usually the voice of reason.. this time he brings the drama up about Ayaka and their son WHILE TIM IS ACTUALLY REVIEWING MOVIES. For shame, Gregg, can't even take the win when you get it

[@TheJ00000hn]

the tapes were burned in season 2 of Decker... foreshadowing?