The Man who held a Life-Long Grudge, for a Cat (Hilarious McDonalds Burgers Created By The Internet)

[@bossapocalypse]

When I read the title I thought it said he had a life long grudge against the cat

[@michaelmccurdy6647]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Great story either way just really wondered Lmao

[@danieltodd6071]

Bruh same

[@Kromkampium07]

Same

[@SleepyReptile]

Im pretty sure that almost everyone did

[@WilliamMyPeterFitz]

Not alone

[@musicbyella3769]

“Border-poo” *2 minutes of uncontrollable laughter*

[@zeerae630]

W H E E Z E

[@TheRealBot001]

A new meme is born.

[@MarkEdwardRom]

i heard "bored of poo"

[@fuzi5303]

MarkEdwardRom I heard board of poo so in my mind I just thought of a chopping board made of poo

[@MarkEdwardRom]

@@fuzi5303 equally funny.

[@torterraz]

*tells funny joke* karl: *little laugh* "border-poo" karl: *LOUD LONG WHEEZE*

[@RandomEntry13013]

Haven't heard Karl lose it like that since doggoforce.

[@pedropau288]

Proof why people still watch Sandler movies with poop jokes.

[@brodybarlow6156]

@@Emppu_T. LONG WHEEZE ENERGY!!!

[@thelaughtophyena6916]

thought he was gonna keel over

[@GardeniaCreations]

McNish: *becomes the passive aggressive variant of John Wick*

[@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922]

By the way doge do go to heaven cats dont and they dont go to hell they just chill somewhere in between

[@GardeniaCreations]

@@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 Nah, they go to Hell, but they just like to watch. That's all.

[@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922]

@@GardeniaCreations yes they always resist and they just stay to watch it so they don't go to hell nor heaven you just proved my point good job

[@HBoyle]

According to Ancient Egyptian lore, cats are the guardians of the Underworld

[@shetookthekids1303]

@@HBoyle they like the warmth

[@geogemini8528]

We have an outdoor cat named Chester who actually knows more people in the neighborhood then we do from being so friendly. We're actually known just as Chester's owners haha. One day my wife answered the door to find a woman she had never met before. She then handed my wife a picture and said I thought you should have this. It was a picture of Chester sleeping in her rain gutter. Apparently that's one of his favorite outdoor napping spots. She wasn't mad, just found it cute and wanted us to see it haha.

[@xvariable1521]

Karl vs. "Border Poo" Sorry, Karl. You fought hard. You really tried. But EVERYONE knew how one-sided this fight was. You trying to fight it only made it funnier.

[@THEDonnyB]

If someone were to kill my mom's cat I'm pretty sure that she would become a real life Terminator. An unbreathing, unflinching, never sleeping, never eating machine that pursues the killer to the ends of the Earth. Only she'd be successful in terminating the killer, showing no emotion as she did.

[@Foxxie0kun]

I would very quickly learn the most efficient use of a knife and gun just to avenge my kitty.

[@torquetheprisoner]

and then open up a drapery company after mission was done

[@Masherful]

I once happened to mention my dead cat in conversation and I was told I needed to get over it. Then you have this guy.

[@sinjun1973]

When I was a kid we had a cat that liked to sleep on the stove because it was nice and warm from the pilot lights. He was a rather big and fluffy cat. A couple times he managed to catch his tail on fire and run streaking through the house. This never stopped him from sleeping on the stove though. Neither did years of my mom telling him not to either though. He lived to be 26 years old.

[@bogartwilley]

When your Cat has Seniority over the Babysitter... :D

[@aaronpino9161]

Five minutes in and Karl had a "the chase" moment

[@DRAG0N68]

Explain please

[@aaronpino9161]

@@DRAG0N68 watch the fact fiend video about a quiz show called "the chase" it willake sense after

[@SamJonesS4mmyd48ull]

I said the same thing!

[@EleetCanoe]

Tcrumpen Hilarious! What kind of name is Fanny Chmelar?!

[@blipblop8959]

He’s Walshin the boarder poo

[@cammei97]

Nisha: border poo Karl: does his best impression of Bradley Walsh

[@themeanestkitten]

My cat would sleep in the bathroom sink or on the keyboard at the computer R.I.P. Bear (2003-2018) he went for walks by himself every day, but may 24th 2018 (my birthday) he never came back

[@humansarenottofu]

I'm sorry to hear that, but I think it's best to assume he went and never came back to die alone, considering his old age too. Cats tend to hide when they're about to die, our cat hid behind our neighbor's trashcan, she died of old age too. I don't know if this might be their instinct to hide when feeling vulnerable, or they might not want to make us sad.

[@oneoftheoutcast9942]

4:42 the Joker toxins begin to take effect

[@Nego666vlad]

Karl has a Jimmy Carr thing going. Once something truly tickles him, only dogs can hear his laugh. Love the channel.

[@ThatAussieSiesta]

I still love the cross between a shitzu and toy poodle, the shitzpoo I know, very childish but also funny

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Bulldog + shih tzu: bullshit.

[@corbinpope5061]

4:40 a man was broken today by the thought of a border poo

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Thought he was gonna pass out

[@Unkle_Genny]

Karl wearing a shirt with a JoJo meme, but Karl has yet to do anything on this channel about JoJo. This disappoints me.

[@martinthedrainedsedlak]

Same

[@Saucemaster251]

Villain: are you approaching me, instead of running away Robin: I can’t beat the crap out of you with out getting closer

[@Omnishredder]

What if JoJo never did anything JoJo related... It'll still be a JoJo reference

[@toasterenthusiast8023]

That shirt would be vastly improved if joker was holding a crowbar

[@shardinite]

Watching Karl nearly asphyxiate from laughter over border-poo was the best part of my day.

[@dissonanceofcircles5451]

That borderpoo line about took him down, which almost took me down watching it. Good stuff

[@Cyrocel]

8 out of 10 cough at the start

[@THExRISER]

Ah yes, the times before...

[@masonsauer3081]

Short of killing someone, I don’t like people enough to value their lives over that of my fuzzy buddy

[@radicaltheory1175]

I feel like several years have been added to my life from Karl wheezing

[@keithharrows683]

Apparently my cat likes cornbread, the lil Chonk will steal it when you aren't looking.

[@bgoode2376]

My dogs the same way except she doesn’t care if youre looking

[@eva-lota9701]

It's probably because cats like yeast.

[@shaneshannon6874]

My baby boy, Twitch would steal snack cakes when you weren't looking if he knew where they were, and mini doughnuts and anything else sweet like that.. Sadly someone hit him while he was crossing the road back in December.. He was my only companion for about a year when I was going through a bad time in my life and he went everywhere with me and followed me like a dog.. He was beyond loyal.. I walked one time and he followed to the highway and I had to kick rocks at him to make him stay there, well I got a ride home passing him and I didn't see him for about3 days, so I walked to the end of my road to the highway and sure enough he was still waiting there for me to return... My heart still brakes thinking of him, and I'm about to cry now.... 😢😭😭

[@spacemarines1371]

How dare you assume I wouldn't kill for my pet.

[@thelonelywoodstock674]

Exactly. If my dog is harmed, emotionally or physically, I would track the shits who did it down and end them. I don't want pet harming scum on this Earth.

[@poing6842]

@@thelonelywoodstock674 lmao how could someone emotionally hurt your dog?? 😂😭 U gonna kill someone cuz they called it a bad dog??

[@thelonelywoodstock674]

@@poing6842 dogs can go into a defensive state caused by abuse that ends up mentally scarring them, because of something like this my dog (from some scummy owner) suffers from separation anxiety and flinches when you move to fast as you try to pet her. Dogs can also just have plain anxiety, my friends dog, the poor pup, has eye drops for his anxiety. If dogs can suffer from forms of anxiety and give reactions (such as flinching or even an unexplainable anger/fear towards something/a certain appearance) due to past abuse, dogs can be emotionally damaged so that's why I also said it. If I killed people for calling her a bad dog my entire family and myself would be six feet under, she used to pull the trashcan down and search for something eat from it.

[@ivorjawa]

@@poing6842 an ex’s seeing eye dog was ruined because another, big, mean dog attached it. No permanent physical injuries, but dog PTSD made her no longer able to work.

[@TxMoney69]

"Border-Poo" *WHEEZING INTENSIFIES*

[@savagewit]

My cat once decided to sit on a pile of cold metal chains, even though there was a warm, fuzzy blanket fresh out of the dryer RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.

[@dinorancher5560]

Boardapoo (Noun) 1. border collie poodle mix. (Verb) 2. To give food and housing to a poo in exchange for rent.

[@TheNzFox]

Karl and his old man breathless laugh had my flat laughing our asses off

[@the_nerd5976]

Karl: Short of killing somebody John Wick: am i a joke to you?

[@flowdotdocx6432]

Yeah, my 3 cats all eat chips and crisps. They just can't seem to get enough of them 😂

[@sinandcyanide7505]

One of mine keeps stealing my 4 year old's cheese puffs.

[@routergray7041]

I used to have a cat that liked one kind of chips I ate (the American kind, in a crinkly plastic bag) and not another kind. But he never caught on that, if I was eating the kind he didn't like, the crinkle when I got one out still meant another chip he wouldn't like. To him any crinkle might be a chip he liked.

[@milessaxton]

Karl, I swear you could get alcohol poisoning and I’ll never see you closer to dying in my life then right now

[@Angelwitch99]

I have 3 cats and 2 dogs and if anyone hurt one of them I would die. They are my life especially my male cat Simba he's just the sweetest I absolutely love my Simmy boy

[@redstarbayyt3528]

you have a male cat name simba i have a male cat name simba

[@domehammer]

If I was on a ship with a pet cat and it was shot in arctic, would come back with one less human.

[@kinghyrule1966]

The end would have made a great focus. Pretty sure there are tons of archives of burgers.

[@jamesdonoghue5707]

Ha ha Karl killed off by borderpoo had me in tears

[@ryanrosansky8466]

How can you forget the best custom McDonald’s sandwich “bag of lettuce”

[@drakeyork241]

If you hurt my cat, in the words of inosuke from demon slayer: If hell doesn’t exist I will create one for you A.K.A I will put you in complete darkness floating in what seams to be mid air you feel nothing and see nothing and then suddenly you feel the most pain possible because you have just been injected with the venom of a blue-banded red coral snake Which causes every nerve in your body to say PAIN!!!!!!!!! Paralyzing do to shear pain as your muscles tense up to where they can not move and causing your heart to do the same and just stop beating but even if that didn’t stop like what happens in very rare cases, the muscle that controls the lungs tenses expelling all the air within so you suffocate then I will bring you back to life then rinse and repeat! YOU WILL KNOW TRUE PAIN. You will also hear me whispering in your ear telling you to count down from 1,000,001 by 7 and every time you get it wrong I rip out one of your nails or break one of your toes just to keep you sane so you still feel all of that pain. And then if I am feeling cheeky well you know that feeling when you are wet with a greasy liquid where it feels like you are dry and wet at the exact same time and it really makes your brain mad, well gasoline does that really well. And if I am feeling extremely cheeky I will put on a hyper realistic costume of some sort of demon and then light them on fire and that fire will have been the first light they have seen in years. It will be bright and it will be painful. Then they will see me looking like a demon that just crawled straight out of hell then I will tell them they killed my cat and that is why they suffer

[@stupaul2]

If that were my cat, Captain would have been the next meal.

[@erraticonteuse]

Bonus fact about the voyage of the Endurance: it left Europe just as WWI was starting and Shackleton asked his friend Winston Churchill if they should cancel the trip. Of course, everyone thought the war would be over by Christmas, so Churchill told him to go. When they finally made their way back to civilization, Shackleton asked, "When was the war over?" And he was told, "It is not over and the world has gone mad."

[@louenrique8601]

Karl had a real laugh, where you just wheeze and sound like youre dying

[@germangalvis6950]

Please talk about "Unsinkable Sam", thats one hell of a cat and the proof cats has 9 lives

[@red_wheelbarrow641]

Loved the video + the laugther at the start. Internet Historian did the burger story too.

[@Spartwo]

They're after overlooking the bag of lettuce from mcDonalds

[@charliemurphy6457]

Watching Karl slowly break down and almost be unable to breathe was priceless

[@theone_funyt3878]

My cat who passed a couple years ago used to only eat Mcdonald's chips. She refused to eat any other kinds of chips but as soon as there's Mcdonald's chips in the room she'd be all over you trying for them.

[@rosehearttoxic1691]

When i lived in a trailer part the landlord shoot and killed my aunts cat while it was setting on my grandmothers porch thinking it was a stray. First off the guy got his ass beat before cops arrived and secondly, who shoots a stray anyway let alone someone's pet with children around.

[@tannerbrockman]

In the US they actually had in store ordering kiosk where you could create anything with their burger ingredients and the had to make it so somebody got a foot tall sandwich made only with cheese

[@kon0079]

I teared up when I heard about the head stone

[@davidroddini1512]

Watching Karl die laughing was one of the best parts of the video.

[@Valkyrien04]

i think Karl has successfully topped bradley walsh in the best corpsing moment

[@fakiirification]

bruh, i think pretty much every pet owner has thought of brutally torturing and murdering anyone who kills one of their pets. John Wick is a documentary, not fiction. LOL

[@mrp33bz60]

Fun Fact: There was a book written, in the style of a journal/diary from the perspective of Mrs Chippy. It's called "Mrs Chippy's Last Expedition".

[@darrelstinkmeaner4673]

Karl having a 30+ second fit at border-poo

[@mrsalty614]

Mrs.Chippy was a tomcat Hmm dankpods fans know this story, Franky the “dog”

[@Jexorz86]

Shoot my cat? You never get found.

[@henriklarsen8193]

Captain killed my cat? Captain G** f**king overboard! McNish was too restrained IMO

[@cloudysky7430]

If someone hurt my bunnies I’d go full on John Wick on whomever responsible.

[@kristianferrari8764]

4:35 when the joke they tell you is so stupid it catches you off guard

[@generallysorry1589]

3:26 I once had a cat that’d eat whole ritz crackers, I’m sure some cats like fries. Or English chips.

[@Nitr09]

Generally Sorry My cat loves pringles, and meows until you give him one.

[@donutchan8114]

If I leave a storage lid on any flat surface, my sisters cat will lie specifically on the lid. He will ignore a bare, smoothly made bed to sleep specifically on the lid. Goddamn weasel.

[@melvinISmischievous]

One of my house cats didnt really like people. One night I was eating a croissant I saw its head pop over the side of my bed. I ripped a part off and and set it down and took a bite myself. All 6 of our house cats now try to sneak into my room expecting food.

[@mitchellsinclair8357]

My cat will literally steal my French fries everytime I bring them in the house

[@fallen_212]

The wheeze was legendary. I rewatched this video just to see it again.

[@katiacritten9975]

If this guy went on a killing rampage we'd have the British version of John Wick

[@AbsentQuack]

damn, some dust flew into my eyes as soon as they showed the bust of Mrs. Chippy on top of the grave.

[@nightfurynick998]

I light someone on fire for kicking my dog, I'm a very aggressive person wheny fur babies are hurt

[@razial36]

Commenting just for karls laughter, its so infectious.

[@893trent]

Basically stand around and have a good time with friends 😂

[@McSenkel]

Finally after all these years we have something that breaks Karl on camera and it's 'border-poo'. Brilliant.

[@2chrono2]

"DESCRIBE RECTAL PROLAPSE TO ME!" How is this not a meme yet?!

[@Raven-Blackwing]

It's been quite a while scene I cried from laughing

[@MasterZebulin]

That burger maker just proved that some people just shouldn't have access to the internet.

[@aidanbenson3617]

I made friends with a stry cat that I had adopted, by giving her a chip. She'd never let me too close to her bu after she ate the chips, she sat in my lap and would follow me around my house.

[@lucidlue1487]

Remember the internet naming a boat ended up being called Boaty McBoat Face.

[@Enderborn272]

This may be the only time I've ever seen Karl break down like that on camera and I love it

[@thespittake6636]

7:06 I would be throwing hands at the mere suggestion of such a thing

[@cetomedo]

I'm much more surprised McNish didn't sue the captain in a court case he knew he couldn't win just to make the captain be pissed, and doubly surprised that he didn't try to use the fact that he was passed over for a medal as the person who saved the entire crew to make the captain look as bad as humanly possible, or any other way to make the captain's life worse. That, is McNish holding back, and not going on a revenge mission. That's honorable. A pet, for any good owner, is not property. He/she/it is family. And it's natural to get pissed and hold an eternal grudge when your child is shot in the face. The fact that the captain had the gall to be even more of an arsehole to McNish, after killing a member of his family, shows he has no remorse, and for that reason, I hope he rots in hell. Or whatever religion he believed in's equivalent of it.

[@leeboy26]

Karl turning into Muttley was a surprise.

[@thenaivefilmmaker]

I misread the title of this and thought that it was a man holding a life long grudge AGAINST a cat! XD

[@tiner8414]

“Have you heard this story? You must have cause I talk about it ALL the time!” “Eh yeaaah... It sounds familiar...” Dude she just told you she doesnt listen to a fuck you say🤣

[@bioleviathan]

Entire focus video making fun of the burger builder, pls. That'd be a riot.

[@Shlonzs]

You’ve never heard of hachikō, have you? The dog so loyal to his owner that his name became synonymous for loyalty in Japan. He always waited for his owner’s return from work at the trainstation even after his owner‘s death

[@danielguadagni5275]

Watching this with my copy of the Endurance right next to me in my desk, one of the most bad ass stories of survival against all odds and its a fucking true story, literal bad assery. you should do a video on the full story of the endurance, its a awesome story that seems impossible but they made it. 3 of them fucking trekked across some of the most dangerous and unmapped mountain region and yet not one human crew remember died.

[@whatevernamegoeshere3644]

The carbonator fucking killed me

[@danielclarke5963]

Karl channeling his inner Bradley Walsh

[@robsnow4818]

This video reminded me that I have to go feed my cat.

[@herbertgearing1702]

Don't you realize the burger builder group controls the world!

[@briarwentling5435]

A bust is a statue of just the head and shoulders of someone. That was a full statue of the cat

[@CapnMoza]

I now just want a video of any time Karl laughs out of control

[@lewismatley8992]

4:50 . And here we see the mating call of a rare tattooed small wood.

[@jaceross7648]

I was the perfect level of stoned for this video

[@Lintary]

The only place I would not chase you down to if you killed a cat of mine is a soviet era gulag cause I doubt even I could do worse than that, though I would be hellishly tempted anyway.

[@joje-jj4zz]

My dog eats whole bricks of butter, then throws them back up. Then does it again 🙃

[@brandonwright2363]

Harm My Cat and the damage will be dealt back double!

[@jonathanmcculley3728]

I don’t know why, but when Nisha says buns, I think it’s the cutest thing ever.

Someone please make that laughing fit into a meme

[@Jaspartacus]

My cat eats Popcorn... Buttered White Cheddar Kettle Corn She will climb into the bowl if you don't pay the tax. 🐈

[@Wynnie1121]

I hate poop humor but "border-poo" just absolutely sending karl cracks me up every time

[@hunterhealth2655]

There was a man that held a life long grudge for a rabbit and his name was doom guy

[@RealKaaaaze]

Kidnap a scientist and make a potion for revival