The Many Different PHASES Prisoners Go Through In Prison

[@MrJustinpatrick16]

I think alot of people underestimate that SEVEN YEARS .is a verry long time . Like I havent even known joe for 7 years

[@PEBBL8]

Lol. Kind of puts it into perspective tbh. Loooooong fukkin time

[@jr6905]

It’s a very long time But the judge don’t care even if you do a small crime like steal something your very first time in trouble with the law the judge can give you 20 years When even 1 year Will make You not wanna go back

[@michaelconway8728]

Jay Williams said you are the OG/GOAT of this youtube prison shit and I cant lie... he's right. I started following you at 10K. Now there is a TON of prison youtube channels. Time is really on the fly.

[@SealedKiller]

Look up Larry Lawton. He has great stories from maximum security prisons.

[@ferret4072]

@@SealedKiller Yep. Larry Lawton is great :)

[@michaelconway8728]

I watch Larry Lawton as well.. man definitely has some wild stories. I was shocked when he went back to the church he used to go to as a child😳

[@wastedtalent1625]

@@michaelconway8728 only an ex con would have the balls to go back to where his balls were onece touched. Ballception.

[@wastedtalent1625]

Yup, I really like Jay Williams. He kinda throws Joe shade now and then I feel but he is one of the best storytellers I've ever listened too.

[@thesollylama130]

"It was only an Amazon delivery...ooh that tickles" Dude that was HILARIOUS. Like proper stand up funny. I nearly spit out my drink.

[@LizzPaintz]

Tellin'ya. I've said it too. He needs to be discovered. Thing is...i bet Joe is making good money doing what he does cause he isn't afraid of hard work...and who knows what kind of BS comes with all that stand up and nightlife. He may be better off right where he's at.

[@mariemyers2396]

PLEASE PRAY FOR MY BROTHER IN-LAW HE DID 27 YEAR'S IN PRISON....HE IS 58 HAVING ALOT OF DIFFICULTIES OUT...GOD BLESS YOU JOE....MARIE MYERS TAYLOR

[@jr6905]

Damn 27 Years is a long time I hope he actually deserved that time and the judge didn’t just give him that long for nothing

[@tnzshuzz6582]

I’ll be praying for you and your brother 🙏

[@seaofmadness9657]

Why did he go into prison? State or federal? How long was he sentenced? Also what difficulties is he having?

[@matthewlane518]

My routine was grab a book, read it, grab another book, read it, rinse repeat

[@KwaIified]

me too...and watch football and play chess....thats all I did

[@alfonsoramirez4656]

Same here but I was at a max in the feds also known as a usp. So there was always someone trying to test u so I was in the hole alot but I also got to read about of 📚 thanks to my sis.

[@matthewlane518]

@@alfonsoramirez4656 I feel you man, it's hard to stay out of trouble when it's everywhere

[@alfonsoramirez4656]

I know bro but I thank God now that it's all behind me now and all I got to test me now is my beautiful 3 girls and my smart son. Much love to all that made it out ND to all that are doing forever.

[@Kwastaken]

Same. So many books, plus me and the homie used to play scrabble like 3 times a day

[@Sicksan14]

Joe, I recently did a violation for probation (sentenced to 89 days with half, and got a FedKick 10 in) and even after doing 3 terms (my longest being 4 years) I found it extremely hard to get back into the groove of county jail.. Maybe because I was withdrawing, and the fact that I’m older now, but it was the HARDEST AND LONGEST 10 days I’ve ever had to serve! I honestly did not even get into a routine! I was straight rack status, dirt bag status, just tied the sheet on, didn’t bother lacing it up.. Man Joe it was rough. Really rough. Being dope sick, you had it to a tee there.. minus pissing on myself, I was too dehydrated for that!

[@MrBgreen88]

I’d say I developed my routine no more than a couple weeks into my five month county sentence....wake, chow, back to bed, up to poop, sweatmeat around noon, hour or so exercise, spade table, letters, dinner around 5, then TV and more cards, lights out. After to got sentenced, went to the county workhouse and it was chow, go to work (had the best possible job...still talk to the lady that ran it 5 years later) back around 5, shower, chow, spades/tv/letters, lights out. Hated every minute but went by fast. Been out and right 8 years now. Love the channel Joe!

[@talonksa142]

I've been away from your channel for quite awhile, and when I checked back in, I am greeted by the Silver Fox you've become. Joe, mate, well done, you've come so far. And for whatever this stranger's regard is worth, I am very proud of you. Thank you for every invitation to partake in your struggles, your triumphs, and the untold stories your eyes and smile can only hint at. From one storyteller to another, Bravo. Well Done.

[@levisguy53]

dang, it's been almost 2 years since i've seen an APS production! still the same quality of content, finished the closing line as it's ingrained in my mind. keep up the good work!

[@krucial88]

That withdrawal from H was the worst thing I've ever went thru especially in jail

[@BricktopsPigs]

Dude im walkin a thin line right now and gettin sent to prison and gettin dope sick scares the shit outta me.

[@donaldbartholomew7915]

@@BricktopsPigs if its that close make sure you never leave the house without your suit case packed so you go in rite. It sux packin it every time you leave the house even if its just to run to the store but I swear more often than not they get you when you least expect it. I promise you'll be glad you did, I always had 2 cans of chew, as much as I could afford to keep wrapped up, as many strips as I could put together & a little bud. You'll be able to set your self up with store & stay well for a while, by the time your detoxin You'll be set & comfortable.

[@bradleyj365]

@@donaldbartholomew7915 yooo, you had all that “shit” in there every time you left the house?? I mean that is a helluva stash on the inside though. Shot out to you man, that’s g.

[@MikeyD8716]

I’d love to see a good old fashion skit. Where you play 2-3 different dudes. That was some funny stuff.

[@unfairfight3625]

Smoking crack out of chicken bones 😂😂😂😂, this vid is hilarious, joe you are awesome.

[@DeltaPi314]

they actually do that in prison.

[@sixten8493]

@@DeltaPi314 .. and? Way to spoil a compliment for a smart jest

[@gmill2316]

The first week is exactly like being dope sick because that’s what I experienced the first seven days of every time I got locked up. So glad I don’t have to deal with that shit anymore.

[@Mr-Chill]

You should do a collab with Larry Lawton. The two of you are great at educating people on why shouldnt go to prison and i think you guys could make some great content together.

[@bensanders7392]

Ive only done 60 days in county (never 'down the road' to the pen)....reduced down to just over 30 days....and went thru about 3 or 4 or the phases. Cant imagine how many phases you go thru when you get sent 'down the road' and got years upon years to do.

[@emobassist]

Joe tells the same jokes every video they still dont get old lol

[@woncarlos7494]

Up early when everyone else is sleeping. Trade breakfast for a lunch or dinner. Watch 8am FX movie and curl trash can. Sleep from 10-noon. Eat lunch. Read for 1 hour. 300 burpees with 600 pushups. Shower Nap or read for 2 hrs. Dinner. Call mom. Cards or tv 7-10. Lock down. Read for 1-3 hrs. Sleep . 13 months

[@woncarlos7494]

@i am depressed lock down from 10am-noon 4pm-6 10pm-5/6am. Plenty of time to nap

[@stoozdee]

Massive respect for the order and self discipline

[@lucky1954]

My first time it took me 2 weeks to get fully adjusted

[@michaelderuso5050]

Hey Joe I love this channel and your new one. Keep at it my man.

[@offperkz2454]

What’s the new one called?

[@slimrosco]

Loving the stories Joe. You a true beast when it comes to telling stories. Keep em coming please. Thank you.

[@nathancullins9301]

I absolutely LOVE this prison content... The crack shack story had me rolling lol

[@gettingittogether424]

Ive never been to jail or anything but from the military I know the happiness you get when you have a letter in the mail so I sent my first letter to an inmate in WV

[@merrickbrody8859]

Hell yeah, thanks for mentioning your other channel! I'm planning on building my own home starting next year once I save up the cash for a little chunk of land. I'm super excited to start building my own house and workshop, so I'm interested to see what you've got going on with your project. I've been watching your entertaining videos ever since I got released in July 2018. I did 4 years, and I can relate to a lot of what you talk about here. Much of it is funny because it is so true!😂 Keep up the good work buddy! I look forward to watching more of your videos.

[@meumnomen]

Drinking game - drink every time Joe says 'prison' hahaha

[@aspiechan420]

I passed out! Game Over!

[@angusseletto1511]

Woah Blind befoe it done Finished❤ Hilltop Corn Brew 🌽 ya all.

[@ryand2759]

I miss the GTA prison game and all of those chicken sandwiches. 😭 😆

[@brianrainey3366]

Took me 1 week to get into a routine, and every time after that, I immediately fell back in to the same routine.

[@danielabbs2896]

Joe, I swear to god I’m not in prison because of your videos, what your doing now I really hope brings you fulfillment and success, YOU ARE changing the world for better my friend, keep up the great work! Cheers from Saskatoon CANADA

[@Timeless-wisdom-now]

If a KZbin video stopped you going to jail you where never going

[@danielabbs2896]

@@Timeless-wisdom-now I’ve been watching Joe for years man, also Larry Lawton, all I’m trying to say is if it wasn’t for the life lessons and advice I’d probably have ended up doing something really stupid, who knows my ass may still end up there some day

[@Timeless-wisdom-now]

@@danielabbs2896 you need to raise your expectations in life

[@istartedajoke1704]

It took me maybe a day to develop a routine in my 6 day stay in county....longest bid I've done

[@unknown-er4dk]

What you do?

[@istartedajoke1704]

@@unknown-er4dk 😢...parking tickets

[@niklascarlsson2841]

@@istartedajoke1704 That's so badass, you're like a criminal

[@istartedajoke1704]

@@niklascarlsson2841 i know .....i getz all da ladiez

[@ajaywolf5219]

Smashed it as always joe keep up the amazing work

[@bradstortch8166]

Canada loves the show at the end of every day.

[@pamelastates5600]

@Max Powers@ 😆😜 yes EH!! U want some maple 🍁 syrup and bacon 🥓 to go with that . ✊🏾❤️ Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦

[@pamelastates5600]

@Max Powers @ hello Max idc about politics 🤷🏽‍♀️ to each their own my brother. It’s only love here. EH! 😜😘❤️🇨🇦

[@pamelastates5600]

@Max Powers @ only love ❤️ here my brother . I know y’all go everything big in Texas, I’ve never been , my middle daughter has she loves it in Texas. She said y’all Fry everything? Lol ❤️🇨🇦

[@pamelastates5600]

@Max Powers @ ❤️💙

[@LokoBey]

Sometimes I don't see your videos for a while, Joe... but when I do they always make me laugh and make me think. Thanks for still providing quality and meaning with each of your videos. They definitely help during those stressful times ✌

[@peternincompoop9553]

If it makes you feel better not all German Shepherds are wonder dogs. Mine lays in the ragweed & then wonders why his face is itchy. As a puppy, his uncle would dig up fire ant nests for fun. They're full of love though, bless their hearts.

[@angusseletto1511]

Love it❤😂

[@hallquiche]

Fun optical illusion: If you stare at his shirt for the first 40 seconds of the video, once it turns black&white at around 0:41 you'll see his shirt in yellow for a moment.

[@mayalackman7581]

I tried it and your right! Lol

[@petruccijr2270]

Genius

[@CynHicks]

Reality isn't what it seems and consciousness is an illusion. 🤯

[@angusseletto1511]

Where did you get the sh.t ya all taking....I didn't get the HD version😂

[@sadlife8495]

hey Joe, I dont always watch your videos but when I do I always like them.

[@olekaw8765]

as soon as i got commisary , hygene etc . i got into the rythm of things , maybe 2 - 3 weeks

[@BossFinale]

The quagmire bit was solid, 'ol Joe.

[@Will-zc8cq]

Joe gotta say there is a renewed energy in your videos man. Joe is back baby!!!

[@MikeyD8716]

Hey good old Joe. I was wondering looking back was there any prisoner you were locked up with that was super smart? What were the smart prisoners locked up for? How did they do in prison?

[@Rand0mHero713]

Was waiting for on the "reality crashes down" for the Hulk Hogan Mr. America theme to come in.."when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside"😂

[@arkaea]

Absolutely didn't think about snitching. It was my fuck up...I had to own up to it.

[@gingerleamcwow435]

"All the real ones is locked up!" Omg, I know its not necessarily funny buuuut, I couldn't help but DIE laughing at that! 👏

[@jaswagg85]

The first week and the last week of being locked up I've found to be the most difficult for me...the first week bc I'm getting acclimated, and the last week bc I'm looking forward to getting tf out lol

[@Nillaman]

Yes! I got to the comment section first! Great content lately Joe! And I love your new channel too! Everyone should check it out!

[@sunvro8341]

Hey joe, can you teach us how to properly write to and get a prison pen pal? Your videos have taught me that not all dudes locked up are bad dudes. Youre a prime example. People fuck up in life sometimes- im no exception, and i know some dudes or even chicks that have no one writing to them could really use that little bit of humanity to help them get through it. Ive turned a new leaf myself and if i can help someone whos struggling id be more than happy to do so. I hope you see this comment and either reply or make a dedicated video for this. Thanks man, I really enjoy your videos

[@unclequack5445]

Can you believe this guy? he acts like hes proud of being a lowlife convict, yo come back down to earth convict.

[@jmadventures9830]

I’m now in the phase where I’d love to go back ... I’d have to deliberately get caught doing something I don’t usually do and confess to the cops and take it to try instead of a plea deal lol .... I wouldn’t mind going to jail one bit

[@ashtonpriestley3173]

5:10 ngl my body picked up a wave of heat bc that real one shtick was histarical

[@matthewlane518]

There is nothing comparable to dope sick

[@matcottrell7854]

Flu times infinity plus 100 of anxiety

[@matthewlane518]

@@matcottrell7854 and bone pain shitting throwing up and that why can't I just die feeling

[@nickyblue4866]

Hate that dope sick

[@cobriobri2139]

Joe thinking about going to prison again for more content

[@johndewberry5426]

Hey Joe, you did something similar in another video a few years ago, but what about doing top ten crazy stories you heard from prisoners while locked up about how they got there- including lies or exaggerated stories to get some unearned cred.

[@mikeperry451]

Im sooo glad the comedy is back. You are a funny dude. Wise choice on the second channel

[@yert8527]

Joe you make such good quality videos with lots of emotion and character, keep up the good work always

[@jacksonayckbourn1239]

Back hooked on APS the king is back can’t believe I stopped watching for a while

[@ew6230]

Joe ... thanks for making these vids, even the silly ones and off-topic ones. Just thanks.

[@mikeh9954]

HEY, HOWS THE HOUSE COMING? ALWAYS LIKED TO SEE HOW THINGS HAVE COME TOGETHER!!?

[@mistyfisher9389]

Go check out "Joe Does Stuff", this is Joe's 2nd youtube channel where he is posting ALL other content that is NOT related to prison content!! ..

[@ctrguy]

I’m a jail lightweight- most time I ever did was a month in county.🤓 I know I’m NOT in the prison club, but the feeling of being locked up & having my freedom snatched has never left me!!

[@DeemoDiablo]

I sure am loving all of these shout-outs.

[@DeemoDiablo]

P.S. I’m not the Damon he’s talking about…

[@SlytherinHero]

Joee its been awhile. Stay cool forever man

[@HarryToeface]

Smokin crack outta chicken bones??? That's really real Joe.

[@yahboysim1231]

Yo Joe you should do a video on cell bathroom rules ei courtesy flushing and putting the sheet up. Maybe also some stories of green inmates not doing that. Idk

[@Arcexey]

I got lucky with the Lovestruck Phase. I didn't have a girlfriend but many of them. So I didn't feel jealous or lonely or care about 1 girl or worry 1% about them leaving me. All I did was get letters from women telling me they miss me and won't judge me and can't wait to see me.

[@mvol5973]

3:50 finally gets to the point

[@crustydinglecherry3451]

I was scared of dentists & the dark.

[@Negatratoron]

Suggestion for emotional connection: Watch some Mr. Rogers. I just turned 30 and I still watch him sometimes. He's so direct. He looks you in the eye and says "You are special. There's no one in the whole world like you, and I like you just the way you are."

[@Mitutumuch]

In Western New York here you always get sent to the county jail unless your picked up in the city of buffalo. then from the county jail brought to the city holding before court then transferred to court then transferred to holding center then from there depending on sentence you stay there, or sent to Correctional or sent to an actual Prison. here youve gotta be sentenced at least 1-2yrs to go to the actual bighouse. I was always good at accepting the fact that the worst was already over in my oppinion. getting arrested is the worst IMO.

[@jtlohr9616]

Hey joe, question... im sure have been asked this but after getting out did you ever have dreams that you were still in? If so does it still happen?

[@DeltaPi314]

"My mom..." cracked me up.

[@jerrywright6137]

Was in county for a month. Started doing as many push ups as I can in the day. My goal was 500, I hit 200 at first then started hitting 3 4 and 5 incase I had to go to prison

[@jaredkilgore7194]

I liked that tongue in cheek comment about them smoking crack out of chicken bones (Josh) LoL!

[@matcottrell7854]

Yo joe I was locked up in Connecticut and the one thing from all your videos that stands out to me....we ain't have no sodas on commissary....wtf?!?!?!?!?!

[@donaldjordan8308]

Yo Joe. Video suggestion u should do is best prisons in the world. If there is such a thing.

[@BludBubbles]

Man, I still hafta say that 'dumbest things prisoners say' video was so funny. I laughed my ass off. The impressions made it great. haha

[@antoinettedoyle3185]

Watching from the West of Ireland 😁

[@Bimagragaireacht]

Watching from the east, yuppa wickla

[@antoinettedoyle3185]

Lmao I'm originally a Lilly White 😁😁😁

[@fxman9071]

Hey Joe how would you deal with some of the more infamous, super max prisons like Guantanamo bay or black dolphin or maybe give us an opinion on if young Joe may even survive any of them

[@k_roc200-32]

It was yoooouuu! Crank that soilder boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CovertBandit0]

Damn I’m early! Though it’s weird to see John Wayne Gacey back from the dead in prison.

[@CynHicks]

The lovestruck phase doesn't just apply to prison. The old saying, "Absense makes the heart grow fonder" is a universal experience for all outside of maybe some sociopaths. People that travel for work know this well. As long as the relationship is already strong and the separation isn't too long it can actually be great for bonding or rebonding.

[@ronisrow9041]

Sorry to say it but when i got locked up it was like a vacation because i work very hard out here be in there it was like do this do that now sleep it was easy but glad im free thanks again joe

[@kellywade5610]

Anxiety stage, when ur almost out those doors and u over think being out there in the world, where u know the ppl u hung w ain't changed a bit and u know u can't be around the bs

[@themountaineerWV]

Is Joe really writing a prisoner's handbook?

[@mickholden8615]

Great video joe

[@moxiebbx2858]

Thanks for the great videos man!

[@insaneskater95]

Top ten comments! Joe you should do stand up! Love your vids and you're doing God's work!

[@PianoGuy324]

Love your videos Joe! Love the new channel too. You do stuff!

[@ajmpatriot4899]

I understand why you have so many subscribers: You’re very entertaining! 👍 I’m going to check out your other channel also.

[@everythingsucks6086]

I get into "bid mode" immediately!!

[@brutalictesku]

Hey Joe! Can you make a video of the most common prison nicknames, and how/why they get them?

[@shawnpcrouch]

Hey Joe! I wasn't sure if you ever did a video called "Finding Love in Intake". I am sure you have seen it a few times.

[@standingcanoes6050]

Glad I had a good lawyer got my 15 years max down to 3 years for a fight that went wrong. Be back in a few years homie stay gold

[@Adawgdapimpsta903]

you should do top 5 embarrassing things that can to you while being locked up or do top 5 embarrassing things that happened to you while you were locked up

[@takitonamase5683]

bc of the greenscreen Joe looks like from a cartoon with that Contour all around Lmao

[@alinaheath4495]

Been watching this for nearly five years and I haven’t gone to prison yet even though my parents think I will go out one day I hope I never go

[@kookadams85]

Joe, dope sickness is utter HELL

[@xavierwashington5408]

Jesus, i been a fan since before 1 mill, i dont even rm how many subs u had when i started watching, but to see u lookin like a dad all grey and hearing ur voice change😂😂,thats a good thing tho, bc we all saw u get successful in the course of 4 years

[@albertjefferson2488]

Love the crackhead Joe LOL

[@Jayo___]

I switched my routine so many times lol I woke up at 4am and drank coffee and would draw for about a year lol but I've had so many different routines

[@alwaysloaded4585]

joe please watch db cooper, he makes videos in prison

[@sallee7577]

Another Great video Joe .look forward to your next 1 must say I enjoy your content .the way you tell these stories make me laugh so hard 😆🤣 😃 ❤ 🙏please stay safe and much love

[@andreamicucci2396]

I did my dirt all by myself, never had to contemplate snitchin, i was the only one i could tell on.

[@donaldbartholomew7915]

But for real though you thought about it

[@andreamicucci2396]

@@donaldbartholomew7915 oh yeah, "damn if i tell on myself i might get some extra trays" 🤣🤣🤣

[@whitecloak11]

Man you are so right sleeping on a thin pad on the concrete in a room full of criminals will make you appreciate laying in your warm soft bed with your woman beside you, that's gor damn sure, cheers j smooth I'm addicted to your content keep it up man