The Map of Los Angeles | John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's In L.A. | Netflix Is A Joke

In his 6 episode live show event - John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s In LA - John starts off Episode 1 with a quick history lesson of the geography of the city.
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[@mattlittlej]

“One thing that unites every part of Los Angeles is that no matter where you go there is zero sense of community” is the most accurate description of LA I’ve ever heard

[@chrisdongwon]

Most diversely segregated city in the world

[@chamberlain323]

Yep! A friend of mine once said that LA “is basically just one huge dorm,” and that comment has stuck with me ever since.

[@shionyr]

​@@chrisdongwonborn in LA. That's true ouch.

[@Langwidere903]

I’ve lived in Santa Monica for nearly 4 years and I have 1 friend!

[@scottjones9973]

I felt this way as a young person who had just moved here, but I have found Los Angeles to have great community. I know most of my neighbors, love our public school, can't go for coffee or even a pro sporting event without seeing someone I know. In my experience, community depends on how engaged you choose to be.

[@cleverusername9369]

"What a sprawling and ongoing situation this is" 🤣

[@thegandolfos]

💯

[@benji45645]

Show this to any European who complains about our public transit and be like "ok, how would *you* deal with this?"

[@ianrau6373]

Bus lanes, separated bike lanes. Converting the central isle of highways to host either LRT or Trams. Underground metro. A combination of any of the above.

[@Loj84]

@@benji45645 but that’s the point. Sprawl and lack of public transportation go hand in hand. Our cities are absolute garbage.

[@24n8]

"for no mayor, it's going ok" my god, the joy and ease with which he destroyed LA's leadership was hilarious

[@cubsfan224]

Friday night I went the Sparks game at Crypto, and as I was riding back to Little Tokyo station through Skid Row, I encountered a heap of burning trash and two firefighters standing next to it, one wide-eyed, the other one with his head down texting. Definitely no mayor, right?

[@trainwreck420ish]

Lol you didnt pay for that game did you? 😂😂😂😂😂 how was your nap?

[@cubsfan224]

@@trainwreck420ish Lol, it definitely wasn't like NBA competition, but I gotta say the game itself was really fun. People will get pissed at me for saying this, but it's like a pimped out high school basketball game. Only the lower section of the arena is filled in so it feels really personal, and they have a hype man and a bunch of dancers doing their thing keeping the energy up. Would go back for sure. Them other boys in Cancun every summer anyway

[@genshikashmir]

Kudos to john for taking a strong stance against serial killing.

[@nickscherrer1735]

Brave, in todays world.

[@craigmiller1870]

There is definitely a shortage of map comedy.

[@dreddheadundead]

More map comedy

[@paulwarner2432]

There's definitely jokes to be had on what the shapes of city outlines look like, and whether they reflect the character of the place. If you tilt your head, L.A. kinda looks like a duck spitting a long tongue out. I'm sure someone could make a joke out of that.

[@susanplank1976]

Jim Gaffigan's Who drew the map of Canada? is good, too.

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

This is definitely going to put map comedy on the map.

[@tktru]

Jay Foreman

[@kindredg]

"What happened to New York in the 70s? It moved to Downtown LA" 😂😂😂

[@princeerick11]

Stupid

[@michlo3393]

That is awesome.

[@excalibur2024guy]

The rats stayed behind.

[@kindredg]

@@excalibur2024guy LOL. Believe me, LA has plenty of rats too.

[@robeach11]

That’s a plus for L.A.. NYC in the 70s was amazeballs. DTLA is quite underrated. This is damn funny stuff though 😂😂😂

[@MrFuggleGuggle]

Lived in LA my whole life. Never met half my neighbors, don’t know any of them on a first name basis, and dress in a t-shirt and basketball shorts and sandals everyday I’m not at work. Life is good.

[@compsigh9275]

As someone living here. Not knowing your neighbors is shit 😂

[@MrFuggleGuggle]

@@compsigh9275 it ‘can be’, but LA is a town for the independent person and lifestyle. People born in LA understand this. It can be impersonal, but you learn to take care of yourself and be street smart. If people want a great relationship with their neighbors, that’s nice, but then they should probably move back to Ohio before they ruin the culture here.

[@RyanGroe]

You can or cannot be close with your neighbors. It's a choice you make wherever you live. No obligations. Angelinos tend not to meet neighbors because of car culture

[@ddebenedictis]

@@RyanGroe Good observation. Lately the main conversations I have had with my neighbors have been about the two recent car break-ins.

[@MothGirl007]

@@compsigh9275 I actually really like it. 🤣

[@CinnamonQuills]

"The LAPD flies a helicopter over every single person's home for 12 to 13 hours a day." I didn't even realize how this hadn't happened since I moved to Oregon until a helicopter buzzed overhead SUPER low and loud and startled the heck out of me here. It used to be such a common part of the general background noise!

[@1chrisanderson]

I live in Mid City and it's SO OBNOXIOUS. Intrusive, upsetting, stressful, i can go on.

[@Teeveepicksures]

i kinda miss those ghetto birds 😢

[@chrisspaight2955]

As he was finishing this line I literally heard one passing through my neighborhood

[@Langwidere903]

In the 80s my mom lived in Santa Monica and grew weed on the roof of her apartment building. Every time she heard a helicopter buzzing low overhead, she would run out and cover her plants just in case…

[@Penny-mk7fv]

I forgot about that since I left LA in the 90s

[@tammys376]

I’m sorry but that Beverly hills/DJ Khalid joke should have gotten a bigger laugh that’s hilarious 😂😂

[@absolutangel64]

It was totally accurate!

Best bit...and so on point

[@erod818]

It was enlightening.

[@Goodguy1ful]

agreed. Perfectly expressed my lifelong feelings abou Bev Hills

[@chamberlain323]

Not enough people know who he is, otherwise it would have.

[@TabethaAurochs]

All 6 episodes of this- whatever it is-were fantastic. Most likely they were an excuse for Mulaney to carry around a clipboard.

[@geoffoldread7684]

Huh, I read a review that the first one was kind of a mess and didn’t bother until clicking on this.

[@ajlichty7399]

As long as this is what we get from the vibes of “John with a clipboard” I’m cool with Netflix continuing to throw money at him.

[@Teamo86]

Meh

[@baxtronx5972]

What kind of car do you drive?

[@CK-ou3es]

​@@geoffoldread7684 ngl that was part of the fun watching it live

[@samhenrigold]

i like that the only live action title overlay in this whole series was at 2:41 for “DOWG SHIT”

[@zacharymariano2383]

What really unites Angelenos is hatred of Orange County

[@BreakfastCat27]

Right back at ya

[@crosslink1493]

HEY! I resemble that remark! You mean "down behind the orange curtain" don't you? The only reason Angelenos hate Orange County is that the roads are in L.A. are in such bad shape, and choked with so much traffic, that they can't get to Orange County.

[@ItsMikeSandovalsYouTubeChannel]

@@crosslink1493 no one from LA wants to go to Orange County

[@hugh-johnfleming289]

Orange County, ruined by all the people from LA that moved there...

[@meowsicle7463]

We hate OC because its exactly the same place spiritually but looks a little nicer. Damn them!

[@erkperc]

“Downtown LA - a place we all like and go to often.”

[@jish55]

As a Native Angeleno, I don't see how this is that difficult. I mean it should be easy for anyone to remember our 20+ different cities and the cultures that reside within them.

[@CoolDude-ts2hc]

"They had cool names and cool branding. But that doesn't mean what they did was right. In fact, it was wrong." That delivery was deadpanning on the level of Norm Macdonald.

[@ericcarterofthehillpeople]

Let's not get crazy.

[@user6122]

nevermind i dont like the joke anymore

[@CornyBum]

Norm Macdonald's delivery tends not be deadpan; he tends to say crazy stuff with a little smirk or twinkle in his eye, daring you to laugh at it.

[@yoshim616]

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, John has left Gardena, Torrance and the majority of the South Bay unmarked and unacknowledged, much as it is in most media regarding LA.

[@silentsmurf]

Well at least Joel Kim Booster’s character on Loot made fun of Torrance in the latest episode so we have that

[@kerokupo]

its better that way. the crazies can stay away

[@noahyes]

@@kerokupo plenty of crazies in torrance and gardena. not as bad as dtla and hollywood, but worse than silverlake or brentwood.

[@MondoRdr]

@@kerokupolmao it’s LA homie… the whole place is bananas

[@jaad9848]

The map was for LA city not LA county. Those places are only LA County.

[@Pete_Finch]

For no Mayor, it's going ok.

[@hamswakii]

4:51 People from Brentwood would be upset if they knew Mulaney was pointing there while talking about Hawthorne 😂

[@unmoris]

And Hawthorne didn’t even make the map.

[@JoseMartinez-zo8fq]

@@unmoris I think he got that map because that whole map is LA County not including City of LA (different governing body).

[@economicist2011]

The most offensive part of this to people from Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, and West Hollywood is the suggestion that they are not their own incorporated cities.

[@derekschinke2512]

and San Fernando

​@@derekschinke2512no city named San Fernando

[@gabriell.4440]

Don't forget Culver City

[@SilverstrikeSD]

I was really hoping he'd say something like "This is Hollywood, which sounds like a city but is a neighborhood, and this is West Hollywood, which sounds like a neighborhood but is a city."

[@mjwbulich]

I was rather happy that Glendale, Burbank, and Pasadena, didn't make the map. Our own little island of sanity.

[@reillylawrence7129]

The aesthetics of this whole thing are great

[@agitated_royal]

As someone who's never been to Los Angeles, I will be using this as my official tour guide in the future.

[@jbriaz]

As someone who moved there in 2008, it's pretty accurate.

[@sweetmother2406]

It will serve you well

[@jamestaylor3623]

This is quintessential Chicagoan/New Yorker hating on LA and I love it

[@BagmanSports]

No, this is exactly how locals feel as well 😂

[@ruthypie0708]

Lmao 😂Los feliz is in fact filled with unhappy people

[@deadonscene88]

I’m here for the comments about how Santa Monica, Culver City, West Hollywood and others on the Map are not part of City Of Los Angeles.

[@Night.League]

they are in LA county

[@marcellagersh355]

@@Night.LeagueIt’s relevant because the map of Los Angeles is actually more full of gaps than this map shows. And some of the bougiest areas are not technically part of the city.

[@CornyBum]

@@Night.League If we're going by _county,_ tiny Cerritos and others would've been included.

[@luigidelmar5015]

@@Night.League this is supposed to be a map of LA city, genius. Isn't that obvious?

[@billyeveryteen7328]

@@Night.League But he left out other parts that make up "greater LA" that are in the county and that people not from Los Angeles would consider as being "in LA" like Burbank and Pasadena.

[@Izzy-Maurer]

God I love Richard Kind

[@unadventurer_]

He has always been and will always be immensely lovable.

[@ZX10Rjunky]

Painfully correct. - Angeleno

[@latinoheateddieguerrero7644]

It’s mediocre, I’ve heard much better roasts of LA from native Angelinos. People who know the basic fact that BH and SM are not part of LA 😂😂

[@MissMovies]

This map is missing El Segundo/Manhattan Beach/Hermosa Beach/ Palos Verdes. This area needs roasting too, John.

[@Carlosinabottle]

those are their own cities hahaha, not LA. definitely need roast tho😂

[@nothatingjustanxiety]

that helicopter joke was a knock oit of the park mulaney

[@brookiemac151]

“Daddy’s Gonna Take Your Fuckin’ Car Away” made me cackle.

[@Itsant33]

I love how the SGV is a part of LA county but we're not on the map lol

[@Fatmouse25]

It’s like South Bay, east los and maybe even oc on top of sgv don’t exist. Some scripted content push by la transplants 😟

[@BagmanSports]

We paid him off to stay out of it 😂

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Baby J is back! 😎👍

[@lat1502]

Former Angelino here. Mulaney nailed it. I have so many mixed emotions about L.A. There is a part of me that's happy that i got out of there, and there's also a part of me that misses it terribly.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

4 of those "neighborhoods" are actually separate cities (Beverly Hills, San Fernando, Santa Monica, and West Hollywood) and are not part of L.A.

[@ashproductions]

Hey yeah, how come they get to be on there when Palos Verdes and Torrance aren't!

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@ashproductions Right, exactly!

[@z-beeblebrox]

“What a sprawling and ongoing situation this is!” is truly how I’ve always described this place

[@jbudlo2]

LA Metro has the highest light rail ridership of any system in the nation....

[@daltongalloway]

Not even true. New York has more

[@scottjones9973]

@@daltongalloway It's technically true; New York City's MTA is HEAVY rail, and the city will always be the undisputed champion of transit in the United States by a wide margin. Los Angeles does (or DID) have the highest light rail ridership in the country. I think San Diego took the title this year. L.A.'s transit has a lot of superlatives...2nd highest bus ridership in the nation, and the LONGEST light rail line in the WORLD. A lower percentage of Los Angelenos (10%) take transit daily to work than cities like Chicago (27%) and New York (55%!!) but overall it's a solid and growing system.

[@nathanmcguire932]

@@scottjones9973as soon as they finish the extension connecting the Hawthorne and Inglewood through LAX, it’ll be so much more convenient for me

[@tg3grant704]

I’m from south central Los Angeles and I love John Comedy and this is spot on correct about my city

[@_IMNNO]

If he was gonna include cities like Beverly Hills and Santa Monica might aswell include all of LA County.

[@Batpantaloons]

There should always be an easily accessible Richard Kind in every show…and in real life.

[@hankdatank09]

As an Angelo, pretty accurate 😂

[@smnoy23]

A little Richard Kind goes a long way!

[@JP-pm5hj]

I love that John’s whole personality before his scandal was New York and now it’s L.A.

[@RonReynolds]

I had to look up what you're talking about, and it's not much of a "scandal.' (Assuming you're talking about the timing of his relationship with Olivia Munn?)

[@firstchoice7761]

I'm 80 and a third-generation Angeleno. We, truly Angelenos, have a very high sense of community.

[@stevefink6000]

I too am third gen, but almost all my family fled the areas due to no community and too much crime

[@violett874]

The immigrants (not to be confused with the transplants) have a great sense of community as well.

[@Langwidere903]

I live in the same area of Santa Monica where my family has lived since like 1940, and any community that my mom and grandparents had has dried up. I’m so lonely!

[@scottjones9973]

That's been my experience too. I'm from the midwest, and live in NELA (northeast of downtown). I love the community. I love the families from our dual-language public school. I love LAFC and Angel City games. I can't walk down Figueroa (or go to BMO Stadium) without running into someone I know, and often say "Los Angeles is a small town." John says things that I would say as a young person who had just moved here.

[@maynardewm]

10th generation here! Yes, 10th. My family came from Spain to LA, or at least what it was then.

[@lisacutieful]

That delivery of "..no mayor, right..?" sooo on point

[@stefaniaponitz5738]

When the show started with the decor and the outfit and the hair, I was like really??? But it was so nice, relaxing and funny. I had no idea I needed this!

[@dawnporter5815]

I was happy to see his hair and I love his clothes but I also wish I was married to him but I think he is already married and has a child, so bless him and his family.

[@nateuhrich1527]

that Donald Surfing bit got me

[@joshdelson]

Loved this live! Hope it returns.

[@zionmuzick]

L.A to the world 🌎😂

[@judithshelton5655]

I laughed out loud at a couple of these jokes! Will watch!

[@crystallusteagan9782]

I love maps, so I found this to be very funny!

[@JGLDN]

Los Angeles County is much larger than the map John is displaying. Showing the San Fernando Valley but missing the San Gabriel Valley and other cities.

[@ApricotMallow]

I think he's talking about places that are deemed City of LA. Not so much LA County.

[@KenobiStark1]

This was fantastic hahaha

[@desi4227]

John Mulaney is a National Treasure🤗

[@aarondonald1611]

finally a fuckin map that explains these weird terms LA people use that think it's secondhand for everyone

[@victorialopez8459]

Fun fact, my Dad was born in 1960 in Frogtown LA (also called Elysian Valley) and his best friend’s Dad growing up was one of the two Hillside Stranglers😭✋ The way I WISH I was making this shit up but I am indeed not 🥲✋

[@lanetower3411]

My mom was a teacher and one of her students lost his sister to the Hillside Strangler. She was only 15 and had been shopping at Eagle Rock Plaza.

[@Mordacitas7]

Get this man in front of some more maps - NYC, Chicago, DC, SF, Paris, London, Tokyo, Moscow… 🌎

[@katrinawolfe9996]

This is so accurate

[@barbaralyons3978]

I have never been to L.A. but lots of the crime series I love take place in the areas Mulaney is talking about. His fun tout is helping me locate all the places the heroes and and criminals live. Thanks J.M.

[@dayveo]

First I've heard of this L.A.! Sounds like an interesting place 😀

[@KWPS]

And then the Mayor calls in. Amazing.

[@msglimmertwin52]

John Mulaney is a genius, consistently fresh and funny!

[@cedricerleward]

Hilarious...and so true.

[@Vassil00]

This is amazingly accurate.

[@Sewblon]

This is very Reminiscent of Kids in the Hall.

[@suddeneye9836]

nailed it

[@iGame3D]

Great stuff.

[@glendaaiello]

Really funny 😁

[@aleksandarspasov6815]

This is hilarious. Mulaney has upped his game considerably!

[@jaythompson5102]

Mulaneys comedy in the past never hit with me but this was A+!

[@xandralv]

Fun fact: neither Beverly Hills nor West Hollywood are a part of the city of Los Angeles. They are their own individual cities that are part of the county of Los Angeles.

[@360.Tapestry]

file under basic facts

[@ItsMikeSandovalsYouTubeChannel]

no one cares, this is comedy, not a documentary

[@kenversusryu]

I care. Thanks!

[@BagmanSports]

Which rather perfectly speaks to the idea that no one really knows the city boundaries, and lumps the county in with the city all the time.

[@NithinJune]

would it be possible to get rid of the echo?

[@martinsirois3770]

Also, two French-Canadians born men were mayors of L.A. in the XIXth century : Damien Marchesseault and Prudent Beaudry.

[@bob8776]

You’re probably the only person ever to attempt Roman numerals when not referring to a Super Bowl or Pope

[@ianrau6373]

Lots of French speakers use Roman numerals when referring to centuries. La XXth siecle and so forth.

[@vsznry]

Major Colbert vibes

[@LoveStallion]

Having grown up in North Orange County, so much of this hits and kills me.

[@abrown5526]

I'd love to hear the map monologue for NYC!

[@lanetower3411]

No one from Los Feliz pronounces Los Feliz that way.

[@yardarm5]

. already laughing . 🎉

[@yardarm5]

. blue thunder and a shark .

[@pamelatsantosstudio]

As a native here, we like it as much as we hate it, and it’s as cool as much as it sucks. That makes no sense just like us 😅

[@hughsizzle]

Hate to tell you this, John, but that whole area from Westchester to San Pedro that you left blank is ALSO Los Angeles. That would include: Manhattan Beach, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, Rancho Palos Verdes, Long Beach, Torrance, Lawndale, Gardena, Compton, Inglewood, Carson.... and I'm probably missing a few myself.

[@OriginalCaliKitty]

Also, some of the places he thinks are in L.A. - aren't, like Santa Monica and Beverly Hills and also Culver City. They have their own city governments and mayors, police and fire departments, etc.

[@beefjello]

Y’all are fans of comedy ! I like it. I think the only factual thing was the surfing bit. Not sure tho.

[@chrisel2286]

That's the joke

[@CuddyTG]

Those places aren't LA and some of the places on his map aren't LA

[@bostonphotographer20]

LA County, NOT city. Manhattan Beach, Hermosa, etc, are NOT part of LA city.

[@dragonilkyo2850]

is that keith from SMOSH laughing so hard??

[@RRReyes999]

I grew up in south east LA. Literally 15 from DTLA without traffic of course. I lived there for 30 years. John is not so far off and funny as hell!

[@jonathanstafford3383]

Wow so that door is the exact same door that was on my church (CCS ftl fl) back in early 2000s

[@junkboxxxxxx]

There are at least 10 serious errors in that map

[@vincentmilburn]

Am I hearing Letterman's laugh?

[@Jake-iw4bu]

Whoever it is, it is super annoying!

[@norasmith2474]

He was a guest on one of the episodes so probably!

[@EarendilStar]

@@Jake-iw4buTell me you don’t know who Lettermen is without telling me ;-)

[@youtuber35608]

Downtown LA! I go there for court… that’s it.

[@shelbynamels973]

Is this an LA audience?? Seems they are easily amused, just the mention of the city makes them giggle like school gurls.

[@gnlilu6972]

I need a Baby J PART 2 STAT!

[@Exiled_Q]

Is That JASON BATEMAN?!

[@Kaice88]

first time I have ever laughed at anything John Mulaney has said lol. and I dont mean that as a read, His comedy has just never been my taste, but he is clearly good at what he does and now I see it because this was hilarious. Mainly because its all so entirely too true lol

[@kj64gaming19]

The only joke I actually laughed at was the Beach Boys one. "Daddy's gonna take your fucking car away" 😂😂😂

[@hydriumstudio]

the funniest part of it is how a guy from chicago is telling you how dowg-shit LA is.

[@MothGirl007]

You can tell John is a fairly recent transplant, by the way he pronounces "Los Feliz". 🤣

[@judithshelton5655]

1 and a 1/2 miles of track!

[@raealdridge8200]

This is extremely accurate and depressing 😅

[@kw9568]

Hey Johnnie!!! 😊

[@theelmagoo]

As a former Angelino.... highly accurate! Right up there with the fact that all freeways in Los Angeles have be prefaced with "The" for some reason. LA is a pretty much where you go if you want to have the life leached out of you.

[@BrianLockett]

...Will this man ever age?

[@wplants9793]

Do one for Portland

[@alexanderdanielsarno382]

Also including the Cities of Santa Monica and Beverly Hills in a map of the City of Los Angeles lol

[@ashproductions]

I was so excited to see what he was going to say about us and then I realized that the entire south bay (torrance, gardena, palos verdes, etc) was a big blank space. Lol I forgot that we're not part of LA city limits, just LA County! lololol

[@thelostdog]

Santa Clarita getting snubbed

[@bostonphotographer20]

It's not part of the City of LA, so....

[@joenguyen4265]

Neither is Santa Monica and Culver City