"The Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer | Cover by Justine M.

[@JustinesMic]

jail. jail for everyone in this comment section.

[@shiro_the_trap2513]

Why we gotta go to jail? D:

[@purpleongray1615]

*BONK*

[@gi1920]

you watched this too, your in this with us if we go down where draging you with us

[@jazzspider8569]

I'll accept it for such golden content

[@catalin2766]

I invite you to read the title of the song again

[@kalsa3104]

That music makes me remember the scene where she is having a baby and Gomez is like "ARE YOU IN UNBEARABLE PAIN?!" and she is like.... "Yes" I forgot about that scene 😂

[@EmmyLayton]

The best part is her just like "yes I crave this suffering"

[@catherinetheegreat8742]

definitely awakened something in me as a child... i thought it was just bisexuality and a love of the macabre but it seems that I was wrong

[@ocilott1]

What are you talking about? I want to know 😩

[@kgb4150]

@@ocilott1 The pair from "The Addams Family", they are on the picture on the video. The kinkiest yet also the healthiest family I've seen portrayed on TV.

[@holepelt394]

I dunno why but I imagine this to be their wedding anniversary song and i dont know why-

[@boocrimson7720]

"Put on your cleets and come and trample me" brings an entirely new level to the phrase "step on me"

[@blazelightshine2311]

D...does it? Were people not meaning that literally? I may have misjudged how common that want it if they meant that more metaphorically.

[@giannamation]

@@blazelightshine2311 I think some people mean it literally and some people just say it as a joke

[@blazelightshine2311]

@@giannamation That, and some people mean it in a general topping or Dom sense instead of literally just that. I can almost never tell.

[@pandoratheclay]

I’m pretty cleets or whatever they are called are shoes with pointy heels

[@o5-7firefox]

​@@pandoratheclay Cleats are sports shoes that are spiked on the bottom for better traction. I think they're usually worn for soccer/football.

[@averongodoffire8098]

These two characters can’t exist near each other without an unbearably painful lust that takes up the entire room😂🤣🤣They are just in dumbfounded awe of one another

[@chloebreez]

Omg this is so good!! you absolutely killed it!! This reminds me of "The Dismemberment Song" You would slay that one too!!

[@JustinesMic]

wait omg chloe i think you’re giving me ideas 👀

[@iamtheood3469]

Thanks for making me google Dismemberment song. Love it👍

[@grimmer-rd1mm]

That. Is a terrifying and amazing song!

[@shotgunlo]

I was just writing a post about Tom Lehrer (it's his birthday on April 9, he's still around and turning 93!) and saw this; your cover is fabulous!

[@reiltinedwards4459]

Oh no way! That's my birthday too!

[@bellingtoned]

Well guess which day its today ha

[@Freecell82]

You made me look it up. He's STILL alive two years later. Hope he's doing well.

[@desperado.stories]

*pov: your dancing with your sadistic enemy.*

[@Loverslasher]

Si le sabes al pov

[@dantuichmovearts]

yes xd

[@roxirock5455]

Or lover

[@Chelle._.]

Pov: you are the sadistic enemy

[@panda_the_noob2337]

you're*

[@JustinesMic]

y’all i don’t even like this cover that much why does this have so many views 💀💀

[@zexionthefirst6767]

Because 👏 it 👏is 👏 SO 👏good 👏!

[@nicolem9839]

Because is so good

[@xXCulur]

it sounds amazing, but also the cover art is just too perfect

[@astralfloof4117]

If you despise it is this not motivation to redo it as a remastered? ;)

[@josephfeltenz9973]

You have a beautiful voice. It's an excellent song, and a great cover. That aside, the video card is attention grabbing for anyone who adores Gomez and Morticia.

[@camerakitty8167]

keep in mind that Morticia is the dom. Edit: Okay I get that they switch, you can stop commenting that

[@zucc3446]

You say that as if people didn’t know

[@camerakitty8167]

@@zucc3446 I've had to explain it to a couple people

[@yaizadelrio2528]

I personaly like to think that they switch every now and then :3

[@stingerjohnny9951]

I personally view them as switches, as the both seem to love feeling pain.

[@AdamsAndCompan]

"Last night you were unhinged, (...) You frightened me. Do it again." They definitely switch.

[@agenttheater5]

Doesn't matter what anyone does with any movie, tv or stage adaptation of The Addams Family so long people can imagine that portrayal of Morticia and Gomez to this song.

[@goldenhorse4823]

I tought Gomez was the masochistic one?

[@agenttheater5]

I think it's both of them@@goldenhorse4823

[@avrie6668]

@@goldenhorse4823 their both that way

[@goldenhorse4823]

@@avrie6668 Yeah. I just kinda forgot for a second there. It is weird kinda since I think I imagined it that way because in the past it was almost always a female masochist and a male sadist so them being reverse would be them being different and opposite of "normal" but legit nowadays it would be the reverse. This is getting confusing.

[@HazzronIV]

Those two will always be one of my favorite fiction couples. They got a love that few can or would ever really understand but that don't bother them none because they got each other, the life they've built together and that's all they need.

[@bea.m0ura]

IT MATCHES THE ADDAMS SO MUCH, THANK YOU!!! THIS IS JUST... PERFECT I didn't know I nedded it until I found it

[@yuric.2769]

"The Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer / Lyrics I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips, dear You can raise welts Like nobody else As we dance to the Masochism Tango Let our love be a flame, not an ember Say it's me that you want to dismember Blacken my eye Set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochism Tango At your command Before you here I stand My heart is in my hand It's here that I must be My heart entreats Just hear those savage beats And go put on your cleats And come and trample me Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That's why I'm in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire It's aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango You caught my nose In your left castanet, love I can feel the pain yet, love Every time I hear drums And I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love With the thorns underneath, love Sticking into your gums Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash That you made with your lash As we danced to the Masochism Tango Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango

[@heathertulip2389]

That’s because she’s plucking them off 🖤

[@Wolfsbaene]

Anyone who covers this song gets automatic applause from me, but this was a wicked delight to my ears!

[@Shweta-h5y]

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips, dear You can raise welts Like nobody else As we dance to the Masochism Tango Let our love be a flame, not an ember Say it's me that you want to dismember Blacken my eye Set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochism Tango At your command Before you here I stand My heart is in my hand (Yeechh!) It's here that I must be My heart entreats Just hear those savage beats And go put on your cleats And come and trample me Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That's why I'm in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire It's aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango You caught my nose In your left castanet, love I can feel the pain yet, love Every time I hear drums And I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love With the thorns underneath, love Sticking into your gums Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash That you made with your lash As we danced to the Masochism Tango Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart 'Scuse me! Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango

[@Apollo_G]

ok so i decided to do more research on the guy who wrote this after finding out that he also wrote the elements song he went to harvard when he was 15 he invented the jello shot HE WORKED FOR THE FUCKING NSA WHAT AN ICONIC FUCKIN MADMAN

[@RD_Gravehill]

I absolutely love your voice!! Even if it's meant to be an April Fools joke it's still done so well 👀👀 Would it be alright if I use your cover of this song for a future animatic?

[@JustinesMic]

thank you so much! and while i don’t particularly like my vocal performance in this cover, you’re welcome to use it in your animatic! all i ask is that you credit me in both the animatic and the description, and that you leave a link to this video and my channel in the description as well. 💕

[@darabounds6671]

Brilliant cover, the only thing that could possibly make it more fitting for the image would be to have the vocals switch between yours and a male voice, as if Gomez and morticia were switching who was the dom and sub.

[@shadowldrago]

Now here's a song I never expected to see a cover of.

[@otakucon]

Pov:you finally found the stalker/yandere who had been terrorizing you. You keep lunging with a knife but she thinks your dancing, not fighting to the death

[@aviatoons]

Every time someone makes a cover of this song my life is extended You NAILED IT 👏👏👏

[@Chrischi3TutorialLPs]

Morticia and Gomez dancing to the Masochism Tango has to happen in Wednesday at some point.

[@2solidd_ZS]

Yes, he’s whipping you. And that one birth scene where she just says yes after him asking if she’s in unbearable pain, I’m so done. Thank you comment above me

[@Sarahandthevintagebooks]

OMG you introduced me to this song and now I’m obsessed 👌 in love with your work gurl

[@LocalTiredArtist]

My friend recommended the song to me and I like female covers so here I am- And I’m already loving it.

[@jamaelwilliams8677]

Justine's mic Thank you for another fabulous song have a spectacular Thursday🙏💖

[@Chrischi3TutorialLPs]

Insane to think Tom Lehrer is going on 100 years.

[@Momo_Kawashima]

That pendejo Gomez is the reason I am like I am rn. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to read the latest edition of Sabres & Curses on my bed of nails

[@ClaireSamuelsVA]

Awesome job with this! Your voice is perfection and your editing skills (audio and visual!) are TOP-NOTCH.

[@hellspawnstudios]

So I'm the type to plan out her wedding despite being single, and I thought to myself, assuming I marry someone with the same sense of humor as me, it'd be amazing/hilarious if I and my future wife did this for our first dance.

[@AnaxErik4ever]

I learned to sing to Tom Lehrer's original performance of this song, with Daria Cohen doing doodles of her "animated children" Duke and Missi for a V-day videot in 2021. But I love the sultry cover you did; I always see Gomez as the focus Addams Family AMVs with this song, and I know that contrary to most relationships in the 60s and 70s when Charles Addams created them, Morticia wears the metaphorical and literal pants of their marriage. I think it's a shame that more women don't sing song as it is Horatian satire of tango dance stories, and intense ballroom dancing in general. I love intelligent satire and syncopated songs like this.

[@veradyssx5465]

it is CRIMINAL that this isnt on your spotify 😰

[@FogHunt]

Do you plan on releasing your pieces on spotfy? I'm in love with your voice! 🙇🏼‍♂️

[@JustinesMic]

probably sometime in the far future! i don’t have the funds to release covers on spotify quite yet. but thank you for being interested! 💕

[@reiltinedwards4459]

God I really need to rewatch that show. Aside from the animated movie I haven't seen it since I was a small child

[@zzacchaeus.]

THE PART AT 0:53 THE HIGH PART ON COMMAND GAVE ME SHIVERS BYE

[@johnbones3455]

This is the most Addams Family thing I’ve seen in a long a** time.

[@James-zy8gu]

Hmm, the places I end up on late might music binges. Fantastic and wonderful. Have an amazing day all.

[@hectormanuel8360]

Tom Lehrer made this and all his songs public domain

[@revaslatts4301]

Yup, this song fits this couple to a capital T. 😂🤣

[@EmmyLayton]

Well, I know my song for me and my girlfriend. Ahhh, i love being a masochist

[@itachi-sama1460]

The Addams Family fits so well ♥️

[@johanbrand8601]

Luuuv this Tango of Tom Lehrer. You have an amazing voice. I would love to find the sheet music for piano of this.

[@kylekyle6315]

You can actually find the sheet music for The Masochism Tango on Tom Lehrer's website.

[@uncertain_zee]

OH MY GOD I LOVE TOM LEHRER, THIS IS AMAZING!!

[@manaso2348]

I’m 3 weeks late to this masterpiece but Im glad I found it 😭🙌🏻

[@michaeldoescosplay3053]

I'm 3 months late, how do you think I feel

[@manaso2348]

@@michaeldoescosplay3053 blessed from finally finding it I hope!

[@behappy5173]

@@michaeldoescosplay3053 Im 8 months late 💀

[@blueberri_]

im 2 years late 💀💀💀

[@martyruth77]

it's okay, you're more on time than me

[@Puritious]

This is why my standards are impossible.

[@shadowking9739]

God that was perfect! A++, cara mia!

[@ladygagita4857]

omg this is so underrated your voice is so rich

[@Archangelm127]

This is the character theme for Darkness from "Konosuba" 🤣

[@analuisaddi_autista]

Sim😂

[@brocollete]

I love this song so much, thank you for giving us this wonderful cover 😔✋

[@brocollete]

Yo?

[@Trepidanos]

Can't believe I never thought of this couple with this song. It fits them perfectly and you sing it just as so!

[@tabletriktor1482]

This is my favorite soong!! Your singing just makes it better!!!

[@ladyrandom7080]

This song fits them so well! And I love your voice, it's so beautiful! ❤️ 😍 💯 Excelent job ❤️

[@Spacewarriors-j1f]

Dude every time I hear this song (even Not in this version) I always think of them

[@hello-lz4xj]

"Put on your cleets and come and trample me" was basically our grandparents' way of saying "step on me mommy"

[@lorelord2418]

Woohoo! Tom Lehrer cover! You go girl!

[@elizabethko3420]

Thia is so good and underrated

[@Mika-g4x]

AAAAAA I LOVE YOUR VOICE

[@countbenjamin1442]

Usually not a fan of remakes...but this rates right up there with the original

[@tessh3938]

Ahhh we love Addams Family!!!

[@karena5122]

Not gonna lie, those two are the perfect couple for this song

[@caesaraprilius8437]

Justine's mic after nine months: (I don't know how to find the emojis on my phone but pretend like there are those pregnant emojis mkay?)

[@tonykhang1984]

🤰?

[@Rainbow.Quartz]

🤰🫄🫃

[@hanakinsidewalker]

*I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me*

[@rowbot5555]

Has it?

[@samt4201]

POV: Your part of the Addams Family. I wish this was me ;-;

[@uncertain_zee]

Need this on Spotify so bad

[@eryngreenwood6156]

Wow perfect simply perfect. Grate work.

[@TheSamvadar]

I love this cover, and I love the artwork!

[@Ancusohm]

I love this song. Thank you!

[@Burgerface57]

finally someone uses this sound 😭😭

[@thaliacordero8621]

Beautiful ❤

[@Redstar2613]

I can't wait until Wednesday comes out!

[@wiltedflxwers1580]

please add this to apple music or spotify i enjoy this cover more than the actual version

[@pauldecker4630]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this fit them to a T.

[@TheWitheringend]

i love this song its amazing this is my new favorite

[@RainyLS]

Apparently, it was Tom Lehrer's birthday 2 days ago

[@junesharkowo]

THIS IS POETIC

[@adipocere4777]

This was actually so good

[@kingobs8075]

as if Morticia would ever be the sub XD

[@Desean101101]

It's pretty obvious she is a switch who prefers to sub. Go back and watch the movies

[@Ara_Ara_Mama]

Yep 😂

[@starstruck7307]

Sending this to my boyfriend for uhm research purposes

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

Somebody PLEASE animate Helltaker and Zdrada dancing to this

[@rosesermon9377]

Perfect song for them 😍😍

[@moldybabyman]

I really always thought of them when I listened to this but...

[@sablebranwen2539]

Perhaps we should all strive to be a bit more like the Addamses

[@somnolentusVergilius]

Аддамси ідеально підходять для цієї пісні. У вас чудовий голос)))

[@maxdon2001]

Great cover!

[@TheRatMan737]

gettin a little handsy with that rose 😳

[@ataucei]

Amazing voice!

[@dianaram.c.1992]

Beautiful ❤️ so much better than stalkers tango

[@WillowLeaf-he1uk]

This is amazing omg

[@user-fr3th1il3w]

this is one lovely music video.

[@jamaelwilliams8677]

Happy April fools day everyone

[@ilikecookies9796]

Step on me, mommy.

[@ratt937]

I was looking for this🤭

[@Rogue_Arrow]

Love it.

[@linkedsky76]

I was hella young when I heard this song and now I can very much relate. *Tango??*

[@NeigeLebanche]

So I’m trying out for a play and I might sing this song❤🎉⭐️🎧

[@urullereurol2216]

Wow, Incredible! I Just love it ❤️

[@Hieveryone-r4l]

❤❤❤

[@rosie9712]

Is that a rapier gomez is holding?!!?!!!

[@judsonross6995]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"!

[@Queen.Of.Part.2s]

HEAR ME WHEN I SAY THIS SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN ADDAMS FAMILY THE MUSICAL

[@ihavesuccessfullyconsumedy8398]

girl really sais "step on me" at 1:09