The Maury Povich Show - Top 10 You Are Not The Father Moments

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[@dawolf4274]

@5:12... did this ho say, "I'll find my baby daddy, I'm a pimp like that" ? WTF

[@vlocke83]

Da Wolf And she wonders how she got in that position in the first place.

[@pierrephillips4881]

She said imma put it like that

[@petew.7870]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk]

LMFAO She had at least 10 different dudes dump inside of her in just a few days ewwww fuckin disgusting

[@davidkerk5676]

ThunderDomeBoxingTalk she got a sign in her purse says. now serving number..sets it on the nightstand.

[@kitby11]

Maury has saved more black men than Abraham Lincoln

[@TimeForDunston]

kitby11 haha...definitely haven't seen this joke on every Maury paternity test video already. With your unoriginal ass.

[@cableguy786]

Lol!!

[@WattsonFence96]

@@TimeForDunston aw man you really got him there, 11 months after the fact

[@skulkon]

😂😂😂

[@yummymedic6675]

😂😂😂

[@edsan9788]

The real reason theses women cry is because they've been exposed as liars

[@AgencyIsland]

That and they lost their meal ticket

[@alx5862]

A lot of them smile, then hide it.

[@godspeedelijah]

It's because they saw the money run out the door.

[@chelseashamim9148]

ed san they are crying for dat child support

[@aspeltaofkush3540]

Chick:” I’m One Bazillion percent sure he’s the father.” Maury:” You are not the father.” Chick: “Waaaaaaah Eeeeeeeeee!!” Maury: “You need to go comfort her.”

[@aspeltaofkush3540]

#5 was the best Maury: “She’s now the mother of two children and doesn’t know who the father is.” “That’s her fault. That’s what she get for being a whore .” 🔥 🔥 🔥 SAVAGE

[@georgeyoung7632]

You cant blame it only on the man. Its up to her also. I mean thats the kind of so called man she wants? Look what happens . And you wonder why these kids wind up like they are?

[@RedPyramid-lf4sb]

You can't make this stuff up.

[@CocoCece08]

I legit laughed so loud my husband asked WTF.

[@RedPyramid-lf4sb]

VERY savage, and VERY fire.

[@p12psicop]

Public shaming is fun, but public humiliation is exquisite.

[@robhicks2117]

The "You Are Not The Daddy Dance!" is followed by the "I Ain't Gotta Pay Child Support Shuffle!"

[@penihoff5978]

😆

[@brownskingirl1131]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@lookinforthelightful]

🤥🤥🤥🥴🥴🥴

[@TheOlmonroe1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gothicgrandma4559]

Preceded by the Thot 100 meter sprint.

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

His wife had 3 kids, and none were his?!? WTF!!! That is more than wrong 😕

[@mrtruthhurts2307]

UnscrupulousAgitator Damn that's fuc.ed up that's not even funny

[@marylane1716]

UnscrupulousAgitator that's the way you all pick them. fine huh?😂 better go for decent

[@GirlyEnglishGamer]

UnscrupulousAgitator yeah that was gross...poor kids

[@GirlyEnglishGamer]

Mary Lane how was he supposed to know that his wife was a cheat ?

[@Ma1nguy]

+UnscrupulousAgitator...... Please, Please don't tell me that all three of these children have different fathers.... That mother has got some heavy duty explaining to do when her children grow up and ask her "how come I don't have a father?" or "all my friends have daddies, where's mine?"...MOTHERS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THEM?

[@frankjuggaloheathen1035]

Maury: You are NOT the father Couch backstage: Dammit, here we go again

[@nephewhill2678]

Frank J 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DaquanHarrison]

👍

[@elizabethjordan5755]

Po' couch.....😪😪😪😪😪

[@angelac2228]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carlalongerbeam774]

Don't forget about the poor cameraman. He has to not only take off after the women running all over the backstage but does it while carrying the camera. Can you imagine all the running shoes he goes through? LOL

[@pearljam619]

Who holds the World Record for the fastest sprint to the “Not The Father Couch?”

[@jfranco_official]

😂

[@brentmoentmann]

The black girl...

[@weltonvillegal6258]

Some of those big girls haul ass like there’s a free meal at Denny’s.......

[@superdogsamtheawesome1609]

Its called the thot couch

[@jeffreystern5886]

They cry at the show... but they weren't crying when they were on their backs.

[@lisamichele2211]

The children pay the price for irresponsible careless behavior

[@macleatakirkwood6516]

You got that right

[@devinrivers5808]

lisa michele exactly right

[@larrysullivan8890]

So do hard working tax payers

[@morbius109]

Maury needs to invest in his own brand of running shoes specifically for women...

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

morbius109 The way those women run? You best believe that. It's a good idea.

[@rodneymugugu9487]

Not for women. For THOTS

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

Rodney mugugu Even better.

[@LorenzoJimenez]

Or in couches

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

@@LorenzoJimenez The hell with couches. Thots would flatback and shit.

[@AgentFour]

"You're a great mother." *WRONG*

[@jamesgermain8466]

Top 10 anime lies

[@patricksaxon3983]

A great mother is married to her husband and not cheating on him.

[@Elnegrohombre]

Patrick Saxon one of the realist statements to be said.

[@Dholoko]

"You need to apologize! You need to apologize! You need to apologize! To me! My mother! My daddy! And my brother! " REMIX PLEASE

[@rachaelnwaoha3543]

Giovani de Oliveira 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

[@lailonnietukes4456]

Then she said 🗣️ YOU BITCH!!🙄

[@panache8722]

She went bananas

[@MrBIGJ45100]

Bars!

[@VoidSurfer9]

That's a REAL woman

[@ruben1151]

All the women crying because they slept around and they can't get support from the guy they cheated on

[@oaklandsoldier5920]

Ruben Exactly. Lmao. Dumb bitches

[@whitedragon7]

I had been wondering why when the results are negative, they run out and cry. I couldn't understand this. Is it really because they lost out on a pay day?

[@Jocksto]

whitedragon7 they’d lose their ability to ask for chid support. Not only that, they’d also get humiliated on TV and on “You are not the father” compilations.

[@mirultebe]

A U T I S M hahhahahahahahaa

[@rivahkillah]

It's because they have to get back to work... at finding another sucker they can pin the baby on.

[@NexusFantismo]

The sister on #5 had the perfect reaction. Pure emotion and anger at the ultimate deception.

[@ireneparkin3360]

Quite surprised that the guy kept his cool, considering his sister was going at it.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Can't blame her at all for that

[@hassansaid5472]

@@EssexAggiegrad2011 we can only blame her. the loser is her children

[@Garbanzo884]

I felt bad for the man who found that he was not the father for NONE of the three children his wife bore.

[@williammclaughlin892]

You can see the exact moment he died inside. I feel so bad for him.

[@renel2788]

That is one of the worst things you can do to a man. There are no words....

[@MissKitae]

@@paulbarclay4114 Yes they do, depending on State/County/Judge. In some states, paternity is assumed and assigned to the husband in the marriage--- regardless of whether or not he's the biological father-- and he's on the hook to support that child. Period. Some judges will grant child support to an ESTABLISHED non-biologically related child if the man has taken an active role as father/parent/support-- because the court is looking out for the best interest of the CHILD and their care; not who put their genetics in the mix. Educate yourself.

[@MissKitae]

@@paulbarclay4114 That's not how it works, but go off sounding like Boo Boo the fool. Once again, the state and court are concerned with the welfare of *the child*. Their concern is ensuring that child is supported and cared for, period. A cheek swab and piece of paper does not automatically and categorically dissolve active child support orders. If a paper was all it took, there wouldn't be people still paying for children that aren't theirs, and people in jail for REFUSING to pay. Let me repeat it; the court does not care about paternity as much as they care about the welfare of the child. www.legalzoom.com/articles/can-you-get-a-refund-if-the-child-you-support-isnt-really-yours#:~:text=In%20fact%2C%20under%20the%20laws,until%20the%20child%20reaches%2018.

[@MissKitae]

@@paulbarclay4114 Oh, we're moving the goalposts now? Is it that hard to admit you talk out of your ass and a .3 second Google search proved you wrong?

[@Thanatos9029]

i like to think this is the woman when she finds out "NOOO!! My Child support checks!!!"

[@patricksaxon3983]

There is always welfare, and only single moms gets rewarded for making babies out of wedlock.

[@madhatter38m]

One of the girls I worked with would only sleep with single well off men with no previous kids. Get pregnant take 21% of their income and move on to the next one. She got 4 guys that bringing in almost 70k. Total insanity

[@OmegaDeltaOmicron]

@@madhatter38m bruh

[@goodood9028]

I love it when the one guy does a backflip because he's not the dad. Fucking priceless.

[@XwolfBane18]

LORD GABEN lol

[@johnathanpatrick6118]

LORD GABEN Kieary. Ain't he a ham...!! But yet he shortchanged us two backflips... 😆😆😆😆

[@avantgardewoo]

Hailung Tian Hahaha that's hilarious

[@panicfarm9874]

Hailung Tian I’m in tears after that comment

[@david-ug4qc]

Of all three

[@slowpoke96Z28]

Number 5 should win America's sister of the year award.

[@JVLIVSPhoto]

slowpoke96z28 the sister was straight up SAVAGE! #iaintmad

[@bryantlindsey4766]

Damn right she is

[@bryantlindsey4766]

Oh yeah I agree

[@Rakeemgrant]

I wish that was my Sister

[@tiaw.9467]

I bet that lab center Maury uses gets in the samples and say “dang we got another from Maury. Another day another dollar!” 🤣

[@brucemiller1696]

Bet they laugh and watch the show.

[@kingrama2727]

Maury owns the lab

[@sheevthesenatepalpatine8863]

Can you imagine how hard some of these men must party after they find out they aren’t the father? I would be so wasted I might have to come to the show for another test in about 9 months.

[@patricksaxon3983]

I am a professional keyboard musician who has toured with bands from town to town and I hear such storied of muscians having babies in each state and not paying a single dime in child support. I am proud that I did not mess around and never got anyone preganant. I would not feel like a man getting a woman pregnant that I am not married to, I would be ashamed and embarrassed.

[@masterturbo2218]

Good for you, but in case you're with a women you don't want to get pregnant and it's about to go banana split, you should always have protection

[@icculus19]

The real victim in all of this is the sound engineer

[@shaynitaburrell2086]

I'm weak

[@99thJediWarrior]

Along with the kids and the chairs.

[@jamesgibson3716]

Genius....

[@jdouce6074]

😆😅

[@lookinforthelightful]

Hahahhaahahahaahah all you fucking bitches....hahahahahaa

[@dontcallmeraveen209]

Lmfao I don't know how Maury can keep a straight face when he says you are not the father I would laugh every time

[@ericdravenashecorven]

Just laugh? Shit I'd be like "How's it feel to play pregnancy roulette and try to get away with it?" rather than comforting these bitches.

[@amadisass2503]

He cant keep a straight face when they are the father . fn rare.

[@elliaamandawedderburn4079]

dontcallmeraveen209 - I would dwl too. the way the mothers behave about the child looking like the man n shouting n when results come, they run like idiots. Nth but whores. Big disappointment to their kids. Sleeping with more than one man n pinning it on someone

[@potato7688]

I'd say you.. than raise my voice so they think he is the father and then say not the father

[@animeman2782]

My petty ass would yell you are pause and then say not the father😂😂😂

[@maverickrhodes2432]

"And the DNA test says; Momma, You ARE the HO"

[@jackden2245]

Underrated asf 😂💀😭

[@larrysullivan8890]

"you're a great mother Simone. Now pull your head out of the toilet and let's march another 100 guys out here to narrow down the possibilities"

[@woodside4life]

To be fair having 100 guys standing in line is how it started in the first place

[@TheJeffdabomb]

Gotta love how the security gaurd doesn't flinch when the ho runs past him at 6:59. He's probably like "Yeah. Just another day here."

[@gingers8457]

TheJeffdabomb lmao yep

[@jordannelson4747]

Yo cuz u got a good joke there

[@jovenabulag2571]

I was reading this while watching it😂😂

[@marshallpires4573]

TheJeffdabomb she was the most insane

[@morganmoore8036]

TheJeffdabomb 😂😂💀

[@deboreynolds]

They ALWAYS run. It never stops being hilarious.

[@donellwilliams680]

These thots need to put their muthafuckin heads back down!!! Courtesy of the chiseled adonis!!

[@jimlamanna9712]

Derrail Reynolds Jr The definition of mass confusion is Father's Day in every black community

[@cosmicredeemer3109]

Failure to prove that the man you cheated on is the father will result in The Run of Shame.

[@hernanm8879]

Ah the famous crying couch! How many tears has that couch soaked up.

[@recklezz_child9344]

Alot

[@dctrdrp455]

Hernan M in the words of Sir 21 thee Savage #Alot

[@vankhorne]

Just a few. Most of times they are not crying, it's just tantrums.

[@Superman_305]

That first chick running even had Usain Bolt saying Damn! She's fast 😂😂😂

[@CrazySexyCoolmeisha]

that woman in number 7 is trifling. u have 3 kids and ur husband isn't the father of even 1 of them?

[@Ma1nguy]

+CrazySexyCoolmeisha A trashy man can clean up his act and become respectable as a man, but a woman who cheapens herself publicly by this type of scandal may never recover her dignity and self worth.......

[@johnathanpatrick6118]

CrazySexyCoolmeisha And called him a clown while so doing. But Kieary is enjoying his last (triple) laugh...Shekeita has the egg on her face.

[@timmaay7181]

CrazySexyCoolmeisha aa

[@jimlamanna9712]

CrazySexyCoolmeisha this is precisely why the government should set up sterilization clinics in strip malls. right next to Subway's, Post Office, Sterilization clinics, Planned Parenthood abortion clinics, 7/11, Travel Agency, Suicide Assistance clinics, Dentist, etc

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

Johnathan Patrick It must be a mega omelet by now.

[@blackpamanderson2235]

ill never get tired of this show

[@tehprotrollboi6472]

same here, never

[@toosiebibbs5355]

Kayla Frazier me 2 that's what's up

[@edsonibarra1695]

Kayla Frazier Bless God You Are born in this Era 😁

[@wolfedavid3700]

me too..........

[@mrtruthhurts2307]

Right

[@ebonimom6964]

7:27 my husband thought I was watching a horror movie.

[@AlejandroSantiago-kn6dg]

Lmao!!! That bitch was screaming like she was about to die...my god

[@tbear2852]

😂😭

[@TomahawkGaming-uh9ny]

“I slept around until I got pregnant, pinned down the richest man I fucked and tell him he’s the father and he gotta pay me “child support,” told him I wasn’t with anyone else, lied to everyone on public television, and then I got exposed! THE HORROOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!”

[@antonbruce1241]

Or was that a whorer movie????

[@tjsmith3046]

The cutie @ 7:30 was surprised 😂

[@tyrionshelby5972]

Maury : She's a mother of two children and she don know who the dad is Victim's Sis : IDC, That's what you get for being a HOE!!!! . . . LMAOOO. YESSS. 😂 THAT WAS EPIC.

[@patricksaxon3983]

She just wants more welfare for not commiting an abortion. I heard a church member say to me: "I would prefer women to go on welfare than commit an abortion." that is taxpayers paying for those women laying around and making more babies to get a government check.

[@thanhnguyenduc2867]

Savage,hurtful...but true

[@tonysteel1377]

Tyrion Shelby 😂😂

[@cosmicredeemer3109]

Maury and Paternity Court are the reasons why DNA tests needs to be mandatory.

[@RedPyramid-lf4sb]

That was straight up savage.

[@markrunk425]

and why are they celebrating? Because a 20 year sentence has been lifted from their back.

[@lilmommalady76]

A life sentence

[@jimlamanna9712]

Mark Runk Yeah, fuck the innocent children who grow up fatherless and with a piece of shit mother that's only 15 years older then them. Prison or the cemetery is in their short miserable future. Welfare, crime, drugs, neglect and abuse. Trash breeding with trash producing more trash

[@PauloSilva-ep9ox]

21 kkkk

[@weltonvillegal6258]

24, if the kid goes to college.

[@djgames571]

@@jimlamanna9712 who’s fault is that the mothers

[@RAID3R63]

That backflip though

[@Single4ever4lovesake]

Best part.

[@Mr.paint123]

I called it a “black flip” lol A combination of both 👍👍

[@RiveBassCovers]

4:11 YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY? YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY? YOU REALLY REALLY KNOW WHAT IS SO FUNNY?

[@edsoncrevecoeur6525]

Did we ever find out what was so funny? Will we ever?

[@gysgttedlovell1003]

Ya we found out what was so funny. He wasn’t the baby daddy.

[@pianoman1396]

Instead of sticking a microphone on those women, they should stick electric generators on them. When they run off, they probably generate enough energy to power a small dwelling.

[@richardperry8262]

Or film it down at the docks. To save money on tug boat fuel.

[@greghampton5214]

That's why it should be mandatory testing at birth, but then again it wouldn't be no Maury show...

[@Floofyland]

Greg Hampton DNA tests are pretty expensive. America's not in a position to be able to do that

[@FadedJaded63]

@@Floofyland make prostitution legal there's your funding

[@nguyenynimmo]

@House of Savoy Yeaah sorry I'm poor...There will just be a hecka ton of unnecessary tests which is a huge waste of resources. Why do you think law enforcement will refuse to do it most of the time unless there's true probably cause? Plus, I'm pretty sure it'll be a controversial issue cuz yanno...

[@carbon2983]

no paternity test episodes, but there will be lie detector test episodes

[@bigred6815]

It would save tax payers in court costs and paperwork alone.

[@SniggersInParis]

Saving Black guys: Before: Abraham Lincoln Now: Maury Povich.

[@noahdugger4974]

Bingo

[@shondarby-mcconnell1502]

Right

[@stephanielufungula8907]

The damn camera almost hit her in the face 😂😂😂🤣

[@Dougie19xx]

7:51 I fully expected her to roll her scooter backstage! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@gabrielleelliott7388]

Loool I can't 😂

[@jenniferwhittington1322]

Can I just say the songs went perfectly with the dances lmao

[@GlidyBun]

Jennifer Whittington This one nigga even pulled a backflip omfg

[@edgewatersbestguitarist1524]

haha yeah the music was perfect lol

[@DextersLab13]

Pattern of events: Thot: "I'm 1000% sure!" Guy: "No way in hell!" Maury: "You are NOT the father!" Thot: Runs offstage Guy: Celebrates

[@carbon2983]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤯

[@odaku9785]

2nd Pattern of Events: Thots: I am 100℅ sure you are the father Man: No I am not Maury: YOU ARE THE FATHER Thot: SEE I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU *continues to brag* Man: -_-

[@Duke-de9od]

very true

[@cosmicredeemer3109]

Maury and Paternity Court are the reasons why DNA tests needs to be mandatory.

[@pokemad1255]

7:24 Exorcist: And you need conformation that there's a demon in there?

[@seabassmcbigfat]

I just love how Maury is softly laughing at the madness.

[@mayanking213]

The last dude was pulling some Omarion/Usher dance moves 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jaystew730]

Boogalooin' his @ss off.

[@guitarman64100]

Number 4 looked like she was being chased by Freddy Krueger LMAO

[@datl3afn1nja9]

I bet you homeboy never did a backflip before in his life. 😂

[@MastaPhil666]

I swear man. Maury's camera workers are track stars.

[@ruben1151]

Man... Number 7 deserved way more humiliation. After it turns out she slept around so much she had 3 kids from not the guy on the show (and not necessarily from just one other guy)

[@princewilliams9388]

& I agree!!

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

Ruben Agreed.

[@Simeautomatic100]

Next should be a Compilation of men who wasn't the father BUT wanted to be. That's the real heart breaker right there smh

[@cortanaisawesome5575]

I wanna laugh not cry damn 😂😂🤣🤣

[@jayt4533]

I did see one of those it was hard to watch.

[@nickmessner700]

Why would you wanna hurt us like that? Come on now.

[@SimonDeBelleme1]

And who t f wants to pay child support?

[@stephen9381]

@@SimonDeBelleme1 idk maybe you were actually wanting to have a child with someone who supposedly loves you but they secretly sleep with someone else and you can’t have that opportunity anymore. In short many men nearing their 30s just want responsibility.

[@RogueBlackOp]

I love at 7:37 Maury was like bro please don’t leave me with her

[@RobGradyVO]

The Maury "Not the Father Backflip" is without a doubt one of the most iconic celebrations in Human History.

[@RPaulo8k]

Number 6 got me hollering!! Jose didn't give 2 fucks!

[@Xalgucennia]

2:42 Wow impressive back flip lol

[@jfbub1562]

Simone was jumping around like she was ready to play patty cake!😂😂

[@texastargetman8165]

Before the results: “Everyone look at me - I want attention”. After the results: “Get that damn camera out of my face” LOL

[@youngbrandon654]

It will always be like that 😂😂😂 “get the camera out of my face” But you’re the one who called that TV show. You asked to have the camera on you soooo 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[@alecmarcusquirit2982]

2:43 WHAT A BACKFLIP THO😂😂😂😂😂

[@shantoreywilkins651]

Alec Marcus Quirit 😂😹🤡🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏

[@moniqueknox1363]

Homechick is scandalous...she tried to pin 3 kids on dude!

[@Ma1nguy]

+MONIQUE KNOX Problem is she put herself and all of her business out in the public arena and on national television before millions of viewers. She will never live that down the rest of her life, sacrificing her reputation and self respect in a very cheap way. No decent man wants that for a wife

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

MONIQUE KNOX What she got instead was a triple dose of Hell and headaches.

[@Dizzinator2114]

If a woman has a baby while married the children are his by law doesn't matter what the DNA says. That's what's the most messed up part about it.

[@jthompson2296]

As long you dont file or claim them on your taxes or joint taxes and Dont sign there birth certificate and file for infedlity etc etc and 5 grand to a lawyer and you be free man. I did this is In California 3 years ago and now I'm free bird and hoe be gone

[@ageisanumber]

Thats why i suggest DNA BE DONE IMMEDIATELY

[@theRealBrandonRoberts1990]

Kieary denies the younger son, and got more than he bargained for

[@theRealBrandonRoberts1990]

He said he knew he was the father of the two oldest

[@godchild6542]

Weave, wigs and extensions provided by: "Maury" LMFAO!!!🗣️😅🤣😙🙄👏✊🚬🗿

[@gabrielleelliott7388]

Lol 😂🤣

[@ChandlerGaming205]

Number 5 the sister was in the right snapping at the mother for forcing her kids on the brother making them all believe that they were his kids

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

Travis Chandler There should be more people like that man's sister to tell it like it is.

[@josem.figueroajr.4532]

Steven Gutierrez Facts

[@badmoon1124]

Travis Chandler what episode was that from?

[@mosabhijazi4701]

6:06 she is 100% right like it's her fault and she definitely need to apologize no telling what shit she talked before this

[@MichaelClark-uw7ex]

None of them ever apologize and half of them get mad at the dude for not being the father.

[@ismailnyc6004]

Keorie is a legend thou ..he got 3 “you are not the father” on 1 show

[@darkmatterjr3109]

🤔🤔Kieary was hella hype the first time that "you are NOT the father" came thru. By the time they got to the third one, his spirit was crushed, had him contemplating his life choices. She is trifling😤😤😥

[@kiak.1192]

#5 “that’s her fault that’s what happens when your a whore” 😭 #3 took me out 😂😂😂

[@Havaseet2]

Maury struck gold with these DNA result shows.

[@johnathanpatrick6118]

Havaseet2 He ain't the only one...see Jeremy Kyle.

[@sophiebophiex]

7:20 When the break ends sooner than you expected and you haven’t started any of your assignments yet

[@flamrage3743]

7:25 I think my eardrums just burst.

[@jacksonholt4594]

I like how some of them jump up prematurely because they already knew for a fact they weren't the father 😂

[@d-lowpressure]

i can even feel how happy and free are this men lmao

[@lukehunter6922]

Look at them! My baby has two,,,he got eyes. Look my baby got a nose,he got one. They look just alike.

[@Maybilene]

I swear these dudes have the best dance moves on these types of shows.

[@davidkerk5676]

when you got to get a lineup of possible suspects to find your child's father.......might wanna rethink some life choices

[@blackpanther67]

Too late at that point though lol...

[@woodside4life]

If you have to go through the starting five AND the bench, there might be a problem.

[@jordannelson4747]

Damn that lady was mad screaming like a five year old 😂😂😂

[@donprincoify]

The number 3 dude did it for me. Never get tired of his "kiss my ass" dance.

[@jaddaher3823]

The dance moves tho, m Jackson would come to this show to chose his dancers

[@MrGTO-ze7vb]

LMAO... the 5 words that make a Mans Life.!!!. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

[@chadguindon6909]

Also ,make a Man's world crush when he happens to be the husband, fiancé or boyfriend of the woman and he thinks he is the father.

[@daniquothefbidude1945]

Chad Guindon Especially this one guy. He was black and supposedly the father of his girlfriend's son. Boy. He wanted to be the father so badly. He loved that child so much. But of course he wasn't the father. It was actually kind of sad to see this man find out he wasn't the dad.

[@julijakeit]

Star wars 2010s edition: 'Luke... I am NOT your father' 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

[@DarkReapersGrim1]

Andrew B Shit American/western culture.

[@atbz6952]

Funny how 4 of those 5 words can make the opposite effect.

[@holdthisl8306]

Why the girl on #4 actin like a littie kid 😂😂😂 "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I don't wanna talk to him!!!"

[@StyleNMan1999]

She should apologize.

[@johnathanpatrick6118]

Hold this L Your username and avatar say it all. You are NOT the father = YOU LOST. Ebony came out all hyped up and when that result came out, 'It's not right, Maury! It's not right!' Clown, it's right. You're the one who can't keep your legs closed. Not only does she have to hold a child, she also has to hold that L. 😝😝😝😝

[@grandpaoldfart9165]

Andrew Lemieux Haha! But we both know that wouldn’t happen. You’re a man, and in family courts the men lose every friggin time. There’s absolutely NO justice for men in the family courts. Women have all the rights when it comes to the children! 🤬 SMDH.....

[@grandpaoldfart9165]

Andrew Lemieux Hey Andrew! Thank goodness for me I was speaking of the trials & tribulations of a buddy of mine who’s getting dicked around in court right now, and an adult son of ours as well. I have the great fortune of marrying my high school sweetheart & still being married to her for well over 30 years now. We have a wonderful marriage & we hope to be together for @ least a few years longer. 35 years is simply not enough time to spend with this lady. I’m supposed to be a dying man, according to my Dr’s, but I’ve been proving them wrong since 1986. Anyway, I hope you have a wife who’s half the wife mine is. If so, you’ll have a wonderful life!! I pray that you’re as happy as we are. Thank you for your response Andrew, and ALL of the very BEST to you and yours!! For what it’s worth to you, I’ll be praying for you and your family sir!! 😀 Very respectfully, Grandpa

[@grandpaoldfart9165]

Andrew Lemieux I’m sure you’ll find the one you’re looking for. Don’t settle my friend, she’s out there. And at your age, you’ve got PLENTY of time!! All the best to you!! Grandpa

[@billbull1505]

All the screaming and hollering when they find out they are not the father 🤣

[@mattsprayberry0]

Always found it funny that these women on this show always wanted a certain man to be the father instead of the actual father who they wanted nothing to do with. Also 6:40 is the best one in my opinion

[@Gsnrwwj]

trust me I'll be dancing my ass off if I had these results lol...😂😂😂

[@wtblack5]

Uso Strong but would you be savage enough to shove your ass in the face of a woman who's so fat she needs a scooter and start twerking?

[@TheRealJanosAudron]

Uso Strong Be a different show with Poly's on the set, Uce. Whole fam celebrating on the stage😂😂🇦🇸🇼🇸

[@imtalkingtoyou1841]

It wouldn't be right if there was no dancing

[@AcornSmokes420]

*Harambe* well being accused of getting that woman pregnant because she twerked in a club, hah he had a right to twerk back. I believe that's the story, I could be totally wrong.

[@elijahmcdaniels922]

the women become track stars

[@kitsunefaye1661]

nbkcq28 Ikr? And when they come out, I call it the ho stroll

[@danielguzman4342]

Kitsune Faye 19danielguzman

[@danielguzman4342]

19

[@danielguzman4342]

That Hispanic Fur 19

[@69putana]

Usanna Bolt.😂😂😂

[@foryou6yn]

Number 1 was dancing his ass off 🤣😆

[@fransholmberg7934]

WHY do they run out like sonic whwn they get "not the father" answer?

[@turquoiseturtle9142]

Like that's gonna change the result or something 🏃‍♀️

[@alyshakelley403]

#1 is a good dancer but it got me dying 😂😂

[@jwilliambishop]

The greatest show on earth!

[@petew.7870]

William Bishop 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@jimlamanna9712]

frank white It's up to the individual to make the correct decisions. Providing for your children is a paramount requirement and literally defines a man or woman. You don't get extra credit or applause for doing so. We live in a society where it's optional. It's always someone else's job

[@jimlamanna9712]

frank white that message wasn't meant for you personally, sir. Meant for the ignorant masses that may read this if they're literate enough

[@texastargetman8165]

How proud these girls’ parents must be!!

[@redicebox4478]

Number 4 sounded like a banshee🤣🤣🤣

[@Tailsisacrybaby]

2:42 how I reacted when I got my new computer

[@keith8880]

"You're a great mother" Nah a great mother finds a responsible man and plans a family with him as opposed to having sex with a tonne of random men

[@parthsharma4124]

Well technically she wasn't a mother when she had sex with those people . Not great either 🤣🤣🤣

[@raymondhernandez1868]

Who wouldve thought that a white dude will be saving black mens life 😂

[@sugarnads]

Like the union army in 1865?

[@ebonimom6964]

Bruh Number 3 7:52 had me screaming. Dude was straight throwing ass in a circle to Soulja Boi! I'm not finna deal. Then was backing it up on the mama in the dam electric scooter. When I saw that, it took me out!

[@Panicatthejazz]

Maury is so dramatic when the guy isn't the father lol he pauses then be like he is NOT THE FATHER!

[@JohnDoe-ed1xn]

So much crying and not 1 tear 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sonickillz]

Thank u maury for saving these men

[@stevielagan1948]

Jose was a legendary guest. I wish that he had come back for whatever reason- he was fucking gorgeous, his energy was infectious, and he had charisma in spades.

[@ebonygentleman79]

6:45 all of those banshees inside her started screaming out!

[@danielmcgillis270]

7:23 This is me about 30 min after eating at Taco Bell.

[@SteveChubbs]

That or White Castles 🤣 🤣 💀

[@dredae76]

F-A-C-T-S a.k.a. Krystals

[@ericasolomon1188]

Lmaooooooooooo

[@shaynitaburrell2086]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm weak

[@AmariB6737]

Everytime I heard them say they 1000% sure they the father, I already know they're lying 🤣🤣

[@antonbruce1241]

What about when they say "I'm a 1,000% sure he's the daddy!!!"????