The Metal Detector

Chris uses his brand new metal detector to search for posers.
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[@NikNocturnal]

Thanks for inviting me to join in on this my dudes, video turned out great!

[@itsyaboicory5029]

I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE YOU HERE NIC

[@hunterwalleymusic]

BUT NIK... YOU ARENT *M E T A L*

[@solarwinds5114]

You aren't metal, just extremely quick to post Guitar covers after new songs drop

[@johnnoel1402]

Nik, I wasnt expecting that cameo at all lmao

[@dukesmayonnaise9554]

Nice fucking pit vipers dude

[@roosolini7105]

Damn y'all gonna get copyrighted for that master of puppets lmao

[@Pinewellgaze]

Thats not exodus

[@vitunpelle602]

Nah

[@sambodoagus2009]

Nik Nocturnal did that riff

[@Fireglo]

Fair use.

[@giot2627]

it isn't Metallica's recording its a cover or sum

[@bazzyg]

I'm a 41 year-old metal-head. Listening to metal since I was 13, but now I dress like a normie. Classy clothes, etc. You wouldn't tell. Metal is in the heart, forever.

[@hxjj111]

Booming really be like that

[@mayhemassault]

sometimes I do, sometimes I dont. Sometimes I even listen to pop music :D

[@jessenunez7205]

“I like your flip flops” “Thank you” “I didn’t know you were into toes as well”

[@unavailable5143]

“I dont know why im trying to prove myself to some random Thrash dude” LOL

[@AggressiveTendencies]

A legitimate question I'm still asking myself!

[@gabita071]

A dude I know calls me a poser just because I cannot remember song names, even though I listen to: Tool, trivium, tyr, sabaton, slipknot, bloodhound, alestorm, slayer etc

[@kingsizeblues616]

lol!

[@333char1ie]

PopGabe nah I think he calls u a poser cos of ur music taste man, none of those bands are exodus

[@cutyourcarotid8181]

I was the 420th like

[@martinreid2352]

Legends say he’s still holding the yolk

[@itsanothercritic3717]

Some poser: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever Jhoff: hold my beer

[@themeaun39]

As a vegetarian metal head that does't drink beer or smoke, I'm glad to know Chris still thinks we can be metal.

[@adamaksoy4169]

Geezer Butler has been vegan since the 60s, and he was one of the creators of metal.

[@jarovanduren5641]

@@adamaksoy4169 and cannibal corpses drummer is also a vegetarian and they are metal as fuck

[@gordonbill]

@@adamaksoy4169 are you related to turkic people? your surname is turkic but we do not use adam.

[@Fireglo]

Like Hitler!

[@adamaksoy4169]

gordonbill I’m Assyrian, but my family lived in turkey many years ago, they adopted Turkish surnames under the law in the 30s

[@cooter52live]

"Kirk Omlet"

[@natalienapalm7510]

That little kiss on the cheek in the beginning lol!

[@sauroros]

This video is good. So underrated. It made me laugh, specially when Nic Nocturnal showed up because I also think he doesn't ''look'' metal.

[@simonh.3148]

@Pol Grau but he actually isn't metal?

[@ncdozer3103]

Simon H. The fuck you mean?

[@cadenmac6998]

@@simonh.3148 Yes he is

[@treygc3291]

Sad you didn't put "Seek and Destroy all posers". Also, Master of Puppets. 🤘❤

[@J.J_6.9]

Trey GC, this is sad but true

[@recklesscherry3802]

It is ONE of the opportunities he missed

[@extremelycreativeusername3190]

No remorse is the 1 command

[@JunkfoodZombieGuns]

"Pooping can be metal..." 😂

[@Celrador]

Reminds me of the following "fun metal" song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmLVqJ2igbuYjNk Original lyrics: www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/jbo/die_scheiyae-lyrics-387060.html English lyrics (translated by myself - I apologize for shitty wording): Already for thousands of years and naturally today aswell Innocents get blamelessly abused as scapegoats Occurs in the life of a human a morose mishap Is the spontaneous reaction usually a faecal expletive Yet no one is thinking about what he is actually using there Whose name he is besmirching The poor shit is the victim Because it is her that we decry When we apply her good name For all bad things around here A lot of people take Her almost daily in their mouth And that rarely for honorable reason! Already from the inception of mankind, practically since we exist She is probably the most peaceful that we humans produce See how she is soft and nonviolent, of modest nature When she is curling up beneath us In the most subservient manner She is supposed to express for us, what angers and is failing us But is getting pressed out by ourselves The poor shit is the victim Because it is her that we decry When we apply her good name For all bad things around here And never is listed in the diary She is supposed to express our curse! The poor SHIT - has never done anything to anyone The poor SHIT - is always putting herself last SHIT - shits in the woods the capercaillie cock SHIT - shits even the pope in the Vatican The poor SHIT - is the swansong of food SHIT - sometimes short, sometimes metres long The poor SHIT - is never the hero in the hospital novel The poor SHIT - rather say "mad cow disease" instead!

[@pastelvampxoxo5625]

That dude has hair so awesome I can't properly praise it enough.

[@AggressiveTendencies]

Which one? There are plenty of hairy dudes!

[@pastelvampxoxo5625]

@@AggressiveTendencies Jhofffilms.

[@sweetpotatofries99]

Metal gives you awesome hair. It is known.

[@ff05t81t]

0:50 seek and destroy would’ve been the perfect song \M/ \M/

[@toastom]

Dude Nik made a cameo at the end that's awesome. Sad that he wasn't metal though haha.

[@smoknbird]

can we appreciate that chris stepping down the stairs synced with master of puppets

[@alexmoore5332]

0:40 *Lars Ulrich wants to know your location*

[@nightwingshadow9551]

Probably trying to find a good drummer 😂

[@F150fx2sporT]

Lol how original

[@a.e.hartmann9903]

Which will come out first, the next Jhoff video or the Tool album? Jhoff wins this time

[@grapetape9753]

nice profile pic you have there😂

[@a.e.hartmann9903]

@@grapetape9753 Thanks!

[@Lucknow472]

Elsa Hartmann rogerooo

[@mtinfinity7845]

Cattle decapitation started as a vegan metal band. I love the irony lol

[@frankf684]

MT Infinity they still are pretty militant vegans.

[@Hyliea]

I just finished watching this and now im getting goolgle ads for metal detectors.

[@SamAstaroth]

Duuuude! Chris thanks again for having me on this hilarious episode! Wow congrats on 200K+ views on this! Wishing you and Stef the best in your new home! 🙏🏽🖤🤘🏽

[@CaptainTaelos]

Y- y- yo-yo- you don´t drink like, beer beer? Lost it

[@veronicaarielle265]

The part where Nik Nocturnal walked out was the best and had me laughing

[@AstarothIncarnate]

This was so fun to do! Thanks for having me! This is awesome 🤘

[@Elliemcel]

Happy Birthday dude! \m/

[@AggressiveTendencies]

Thanks for being a part of it!

[@AstarothIncarnate]

@@AggressiveTendencies you are welcome!

[@AstarothIncarnate]

@@Elliemcel thank you! 🖤

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

Astaroth Incarnate that name sounds like an band name. You a band?

[@costanicholas]

Baloff signed the package with a R.I.P. to himself. 😂 R.I.P. indeed.

[@The_JustJoshing]

Brad from BangerTV? And Nik Nocturnal? Lol

[@The_JustJoshing]

Danny Dircio 😧

[@Nantosuelta]

@Danny Dircio anyone who calls themselves a metal head and gets offended over "sexist" lyrics needs to have their metal card revoked immediately. Metal should never be PC, it goes against everything that the genre stands for.

[@honk1419]

i wish the box said "Seek and Destroy all posers!"

[@meepoman3941]

My elementary school took away my bullet belt and my Amazon Mayhem T shirt😭😭

[@marlonm.751]

wtf ?!

[@SuicideRedemption]

I'd be pissed. Break in and steal it back

[@michaeltozzi3112]

My mom doesn't allow me to wear Obituary or Death or anything like that to school because people are touchy.

[@meepoman3941]

twisted wolf legacy It was a joke, that’s why I said elementary school. It wasn’t a clear joke but yeah

[@meepoman3941]

YUK FOO Yeah my poor as fuck friend saved up for a jacket for like a couple months, and since it had a small outline of an AR-15 he had to take it off. But it was a joke, I don’t go to elementary school

[@theblizzard32]

Lol Nik Nocturnal doesn't meet Baloff standards xD

[@olafvanrijnsbergen1177]

Because he isn't metal

[@warensemblem8594]

"That's not Exodus" 😂 i spit out my beer goddamnit

[@NivanSharma]

That’s a sick exodus shirt dude!

[@capribreezee]

4:10 this whole scene was such a specific bit, but hilarious

[@konosmar8719]

0:16 it should say "Seek and destroy all posers".

[@brutalnecrodude6667]

“thats not Exodus” brilliant

[@metalc0readd1ct]

Imagine using this detector on Jesus "Bruh ur legit to be Satan's son" Jesus: "bruh......cool 💀🎸"

[@shesacutedoll]

6:33 The way the grass popped into his mouth 😂😂😂

[@shaneenahs7902]

The ad to this was the whole nero forte video.. I headbanged like a mother *censored*

[@aizawasuki]

he forgot to say “no homo”

[@afonsotopa9164]

It's not if they say that they like Metallica, it's what they say after that

[@ionutbitea4242]

0:56 Corey Taylor is that you?

[@dudeondope9458]

What the frick my dude lost weight He no more thicc Oh no

[@butcherbabys]

The black dude had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@Elchinodiabolero]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT ... that guy... FROM ... that canadian youtube channel that does reviews ON THIS OMG THIS IS AMAZING, I LOVE THAT GUY SO MUCH

[@aliciaaraya929]

Yesssss a new video absolutely love Chris 😂🥰🥰🥰🤘🏾🤘🏾

[@Lithuania8634]

1:13 What MetallicA said to Dave Mustaine before kicking him out.

[@thekicker1341]

Can confirm...uhall did leave with out me to new yolk

[@MasonFries]

Damn, the cameos. The Nick Nocturnal one killed me

[@thevikingwanderer2675]

New title of the next video with bmww: "The Poser Disposer"

[@putridabomination]

RIP Baloff

[@poisepulperson2257]

Cracked an egg in his hand and kissed him on the cheek I'm fucking dead😭😭😭

[@thus.spoke.zarathustra]

U love metal U love comic books U are perfect

[@lilylastarza4983]

4:47 he looks so pissed 😂

[@thedevilofmetal5335]

“Is this your favorite wall to stand on?” I felt attacked by that statement but maybe it’s because we’re METAL!

[@RanterInShades]

I went into this video expecting to roll my eyes, but the ending saved it.

[@thedevilofmetal5335]

As a metal drummer I can confirm this is how we recognize who else is metal

[@TheAccusationNetwork]

When these skits of yours hit, they really hit. Definitely one of the better (and more clever) ones. And, look, it's Brad from Banger TV! Had you gotten Blayne, he could have done his C-3PO imitation.. And that's "metal," right? Umm... yeah, sure. Anyhoo, good stuff.

[@Uman_]

Wow Chris really got in shape

[@lizzie5804]

also what lamb of god album was on the dudes head, I WANT TO KNOW

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

Steve Steve Steve Steve don’t have that album . Will buy it

[@ashtabet3450]

As a dude that listens to everything from Avenged Sevenfold to Cattle Decapitation, Death, Slayer, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Meshuggah and Dying Fetus, I associate myself with that last guy.

[@Antivist_]

"Slayer man Spittin Rain" lol fucking hilarious.

[@a-krapmusic8328]

Please make a part two!!!!!! This was so funny to watch!!!!

[@gibbysmoviecorner8286]

nik is such an underrated youtuber.

[@pinkherbivore]

Do more collabs, these are like the 2 best metal channels combined!

[@Quentino808]

4:06 I laughed way more than I should have

[@GoodwillCunting]

Exodus!

[@creamC19]

Great video and awesome to see Brad from Banger TV here :D

[@AggressiveTendencies]

Much love man!

[@bekahn.4762]

"This is a weird looking telephone" I agree

[@Kitsco45]

Oh...this takes me back to my middle school days.

[@cristianbonilla498]

That cathartic demise shirt tho 😳🤤🤤

[@sahfia5218]

I’m not even a metalhead, why can’t I stop watching his videos

[@georgerobertsmau8028]

Each of your videos on metalheads insults the way I'm a metalhead and still I love you videos! They are great! Though, guys I think I have Stockholm syndrome...

[@huntermichael5086]

"don't worry the u-haul's not gonna leave new york without u"😂😂😂

[@jerrymuddtheracecardriver9097]

"Look I've got some Carnage books on the toilet. You want to go play battle shits and read comics?" Lmao i love Chris

[@DDendrite]

That's how I found a sabaton in my backyard.

[@ademcanvaner2567]

This channel always makes me laugh. Great job. 🤣

[@griffin5442]

I’ve been waiting for this video all week!

[@jimmygray4525]

Chris the Metal detector and the poser disposer.

[@bennyboi9681]

Jimmy Gray Plus the daddy of thrash

[@jimmygray4525]

@Danny Dircio Been busy working so I haven't been making KZbin videos in a while.

[@jimmygray4525]

@@bennyboi9681 Yes, indeed.

[@sidthejovian5105]

I wish I have this Metal Detector 😂 My senior at school, Cahill, he is a Kpop fan and yet he is UNWORTHY for wearing a Slipknot jacket 🙄🙄

[@MrElvisDude]

So glad Nik was here😂

[@spishyofficial]

The hockey guy played his part so well 😂😂😂

[@michaelczesnozki1671]

Yo, was that Nik?!? I love his channel.

[@leonaluna3307]

"Why'd you steal my bandana??" Lol

[@rap-ry6ic]

Love how this ice coming form a dude with a bullet belt 😂

[@efogg3]

''wtf are you'' hahahaha

[@idragg6915]

Hi new metalhead here just wanna let you now you know bc of you I've started making my kutte ( Im german and dont know the english word for it ) and I wanted thank you

[@itsanothercritic3717]

iDragg in English it’s called a battle jacket/battle vest

[@idragg6915]

ok thx trying to remember when I"m sober

[@AggressiveTendencies]

I LOVE THIS!

[@thecrazybassman3102]

Lmao i really didn't expect to see nick hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@invadernik]

i don't mean to brag but im 90% sure i would exempt from this assessment. why? because i made airport security go off through the screening process. pockets empty. still went off. i just had a motorhead shirt. everyone was lookin around and i just screamed yes and threw my hands in the air. dads just behind me laughing shaking his head. still the greatest moment in my entire life. that was 2 years ago.

[@boxtube6533]

That is amazing

[@teodorivanusca]

Cheers from Romania !!!

[@andreienache9978]

🍻

[@-47-]

"I catch you at a show issa moshpit ting. On sight, still."

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

It woulda been funny if the Maple Leafs guy had like a Toxic Holocaust or a GG Alin shirt under his jersey.

[@ash.7.7.A]

Cows poop.. Do you poop? Yes I poop.. I poop too!

[@Lvng_Kvlt]

The poser guy has the same shirt that karpizzle said wasn’t metal in the how to be a thrash metal vocalist

[@morbidapple5794]

I would be hella mad if someone didn't know one Kreator song.

[@watwrongwichu2578]

Satan is real

[@morbidapple5794]

@@watwrongwichu2578 nah like if some poser wore a Kreator shirt.

[@watwrongwichu2578]

@@morbidapple5794 oh

[@Zendvious]

@@watwrongwichu2578 like a real Kreator song, not their last videoclip

[@michaeltozzi3112]

UNDER THE GUILLOTINE!!

[@doodlebob3758]

3:16 The most Canadian exchange ever.

[@lauramarie8485]

I loved this😍 me next 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻😂💜🖤

[@splatterbrained]

4:06 BRAD FROM THE BANGER HANGER!!!! Met him at a show, great guy.

[@AncientMorbidity1991]

SLAYER

[@XerinaTwilightAngel]

The best crossover in youtube history

[@josecat436]

2:33 this dude was at the dark funeral show lol

[@mothermetal4056]

😂 This was so me in high school 💀🖤