The Minecraft Power Hour

[@samuri031]

“Does the pastor build the church?” Is such a hard line

[@avgchoobafan]

When God sings with his creations will a turtle not be part or the choir?

[@skippy7552]

Ummmmm... thats a turtle

[@Cheese10151]

Fr I’m using that. Adding it to my arsenal if you will

[@avgvfx]

I was laughing so hard when he said that

[@josstinwhitman7512]

I'm trying to figure out how I could use that tbh

[@mylestheman]

No one in this server reacts positively to a single one of Carson’s bits despite literally subbing to his channel

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

They pay for entry just to try and make him seem less funny

[@rattfish]

@@ultmateragnarok8376doesnt seem too hard

[@NickDroid_]

Maybe he should start making jokes that are funny

[@chazzybara]

@@NickDroid_ he should write a joke book

[@ixLunacy]

that's the bit

[@michaelplushproductions4654]

"does the pastor build the church" hes so real for that

[@Loafphy]

34:09 it took me a while to realize that man has been placing blocks and breaking them, truly a Sisyphean task

[@jemberlou]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[@sneezyboye7685]

are you one of the subjects in the pink room

[@lasthutao]

@@sneezyboye7685 his profile picture is that of one of the pink room guests, being koseki bijou, yes. he is most likely a pebble showing great love of his oshi

[@farethia3296]

My favorite characters in this video are definitely trollerofnoobs56, thefanumtaxeryt, xshadowflameboyx, peculiarmemekid, and hypochuck! Such creatures!

[@NickDroid_]

Such dubious little creatures

[@-cyndaquil]

oh i get it haha

[@justabear4712]

ohhhhh, m&m’s!!

[@kkirei425]

​Ooooh yeah because like there'stwo Ms

[@lasthutao]

you were 2 of those sir

[@Danzo046]

17:02 is so unhinged I'm crying

[@fureversalty]

the crackhead in the alleyway as I walk home from the grocery store

[@jerrbear5958]

I liked the bit where you inflicted mental anguish upon an unsuspecting member of the public, proceeding to laugh and tease that same unsuspecting member of the public for wanting to be free

[@diegoolivares1081]

Funniest things I've ever seen

[@mrtoast244]

Gavin is unironically a really good rapper. 36:12-36:40 was sus but 36:44-37:40 was actual really fire.

[@gasmask_man4904]

Mmmm, I forgot about that money spree I went on

[@lasthutao]

how much did you even spend? genuinely curious

[@gasmask_man4904]

​@@lasthutaoa lot, I forgor

[@lasthutao]

@gasmask_man4904 he who knows not his funds is forever free of worry

[@zGoldenHawk]

I envy your disposable income

[@MongoTarzan]

Minecraft but the Power hurts you

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

Darkness but hurts Power Minecraft you

[@CrabbyGameDesign]

WOW, This power REALLY hurts!

[@catmacopter8545]

so uhh, I'm a developer and I made Minecraft, but every in-game hour Power hurts you

[@NickDroid_]

My darkness so hard rn

[@joelthecannonmain7121]

Why is it STILL FUNNY?

[@UltimateArcade1]

56:20 Carson runs a psychological experiment on viewer

[@Crossfade1625]

stanford experiment levels of torture

[@fureversalty]

what is that song??

[@hak-en-slash4636]

@@fureversaltysomething from a mario cart game I think, but idk the exact name of the song

[@fureversalty]

@@hak-en-slash4636 Yeah, it definitely sounded nintendo-esque

[@Crossfade1625]

its moo moo farm isnt it?

[@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90]

18:43 The cutoff "VITTU!" is so un-hingedly funny as a Finn viewer

[@clotslurp]

I curse in Finnish around strangers so I don’t bother them

[@jemberlou]

I’ve never seen the phrase “un-hingedly” before. That goes kinda hard

[@harrasika]

​​@@clotslurp I curse in finnish around strangers so I bother them. We are not the same 😎

[@Hmm-gp7kt]

37:00 THIS IS MF DOOM🔥🔥🗣🗣

[@redirmer760]

Searching for this 😅

[@justquacks]

youtube but the comment section is the dark and it hurts you

[@Breemy_]

sans undertale?

[@9dum]

everyone like this comment so it becomes to most liked comment on youtube!!!!!!💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥

[@707vn]

the comment section but the dark hurts you jokes hurt you

[@August_NighttimeNeko]

RAHHH!!

[@Sam_Combs]

It takes me years to forgive...

[@AJ27__]

Carson‘s viewers are some of the most inquisitive and fascinating creatures in all the animal kingdoms

[@Bubler]

My honest response: 1:08:53

[@jonhubdub]

8:10 Still never got paid for this btw

[@kingbigballs4098]

you seem hurt... maybe th dark got to you

[@Crossfade1625]

you are insane

[@NatebitLIVE]

Hi Jon!!!

[@dannmcdan2185]

XShadowFlameBoyX IS SO COOL. How can he be so strong to protect his friends when there is a literal demon king trapped in his right arm!!?!1! He's also bilingual WOW! Edit: It has come to my attention that XShadowFlameBoyX now goes by the name PeculiarMemeKid7. I no longer think that he is cool and I will no longer condone his actions in the future.

[@desucore.]

thanks for reminding me i forgot to sign up for the draft carson

[@rwrunning1813]

Life but the government hurts you

[@40watt53]

@@rwrunning1813 marx quote

[@NickDroid_]

I’m not a big fan of the government

[@aiexzs]

@@NickDroid_ 30 on 30

[@Jonk2014]

Minecraft but it hurts you for an hour

[@theblahj]

bro released a different format for a video and hopes we enjoy

[@elboof8484]

Uh yeah

[@alexanderwoolley1623]

I mean I enjoyed it, only problem is carson can't make this content regularly at all lol

[@kingbigballs4098]

ummm you have a poitn....

[@misfortunecookiedragon]

@@kingbigballs4098 im poitny

[@plokijum]

He clearly likes it

[@mystery_yretsym8873]

I will never not laugh at Clarkson making a woman go insane by trapping her inside a building and playing the same song at least 6 times, very comical of you, Clarkson

[@NickDroid_]

What the nutsack

[@BigPapaLemon]

1:13:45 Honoured to have contributed to this piece of art

[@ГлебСилин-у7т]

1:14:40 ok so there's this russian video where some guys asked a dude on Fiverr or some shit, to make a video recipe for a thing named "луковый угар" which is rougly translated to "onion lmfao", it's the type of situation when something's super fucking funny, made with ONIONS. At the end it looks kinda okay, but the whole process is...something... And the guideline for the recipe seems unreal

[@pan1337]

Multi gender? Is that like when you’re playing D&D and you’re playing as a bard but you take a couple levels in warlock so you can have eldritch blast?

[@Crossfade1625]

you only need 1 level for eldritch blast

[@pan1337]

@@Crossfade1625 🤓Your eldritch blast improves the higher your warlock level is

[@nocanseegreen3845]

cantrips get stronger with your player level not just your level in the class that you got the cantrip from

[@fartman.mp3]

Multi gender? Bro you got 2 of them bitches?

[@jagged1725]

Although Warlock allows you to take Eldritch Blast immedietly, in order to get an Eldritch Invocation which improves the spell you must have at least 2 levels to get the Invocation feature- understanding that 'Couple' generally refers to two of a thing user pan1337 is not incorrect in their assessment.

[@ChristofferJørgensen-c9l]

Minecraft but Carson beats you violently with a stainless steel 16 inch pot for an hour

[@bruh-kx2mv]

[@Peebster]

34:10 I think “TrollerOfNoobs56” endlessly trapped in a Sisyphusian prison in the background is a nice element

[@kekulism]

7:25 It didn't make the cut in this video but after this bit Carson asked if the build would "feature any Day One launch bugs" and I replied "This is the launch, it's unfinished." As of today it is still unfinished though if you look at it from spawn or on the inside without investigating too far you wouldn't be able to tell. Just like the real Cyberpunk, my beloved

[@Shaggyladd]

I it ever does get finished y'all should put a bunch of buttons labeled bugs in it

[@babymimu]

16:38 terrifying spiders 26:53 lethal company 33:59 narciplier! 41:36 BUUUUUUH bark

[@carterisonline]

registered with the selective service because of this video. i'm almost 20

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

Ask for pay.

[@youdntve]

​@@CallMeCarsonLIVE a feeble request

[@chickentwink]

3:28 wow this really reminds me of simpler times

[@antidisestablishmentarianism3]

I like how the message above "Be normal" was "The ball fondler"

[@desucore.]

56:18 god i love zexyzek

[@piyo744]

holy kino reference

[@NickDroid_]

What the nutsack?

[@JorsiYT]

29:00 Hearing Carson mention the pigeon forge comedy barn about broke my brain, so random and yet so close to home lmao

[@babafisi8135]

39:58 Where the hell do I get this alley sound pack? I NEED them to sound like that.

[@monopolyyy]

WHERE DO I GET IT

[@lasthutao]

Where. Carson King. Where.

[@bajumbus5413]

one of my favorite live videos you’ve uploaded! the structure on this one is sooooo well put together. kudos to your editor!

[@theminecraft4202]

ShadowFlameBoy straddles the line between comedic genius and mental illness

[@mud6760]

“Does the pastor build the church?” damn that’s crazy

[@mineapple6726]

His in-between life as a fat cop chasing a thug on a never-ending subway track in his eternal limbo still haunts him to this dHEY

[@Fi6ment]

subway surfers?

[@Groggert]

ohh m and ms because there were two ms on his teeth

[@w1ll0w7]

MKBHD - Muh-Kuh-Buh-Huh-Duh (ONLY correct Pronunciation)

[@40watt53]

56:20 was actually just bullying 😭😭😭

[@mailjunk7152]

Jon's determination to finish his project is more than i have for even small everyday problems.

[@awkwardsilence4241]

"Which gender likes dinosaurs and trucks but also wants to be emotionally vulnerable" 🤣😂 this is making me laugh way too hard

[@matt_games_5544]

Carson, I hold you responsible for degrading my sense of humor to the point i laugh at the word "schloop".

[@player0ne16]

39:55 the funniest bit in my opinion

[@Runcats7]

This is unironically my favorite video on the internet

[@alexanderwoolley1623]

I wish I could watch this video for the first time again carson! Very funny!

[@ZactivityYT]

38:47 Reminds me of simpler times (SkyDoesMinecraft)

[@confusedbakugo1373]

AW DAMN IT STICKY KEYS!

[@Aidez]

I keep clicking off these types of videos once the server ad plays thinking it's an outro, only for youtube to put it on my homepage again with the progress bar half way through

[@veksu777]

thank you for the content white carson, i will make sure to savour it, and then devour it, like the bulky beast i am.

[@BulbXML]

13:04 LITTLE BABY SIGHTED :D

[@Blue_Lighted]

1:16:08 I'm killing crossfade for including this

[@Crossfade1625]

tomfoolery

[@RealPVMovies]

At least you weren't singing gay bars.

[@munahirvio2684]

18:43 TORILLA TAVATAAN!!! RRRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[@Banaanionmarja]

GRAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[@gribberoni]

9:43 Welcome to Minecraft Trolling Episode 5 17:42 Is it done raining on the server yet? 38:19 minecraft creeper and enderman and pig and cow 47:00 Who did that?

[@lemastt]

Every time Carson uploads a new >1 hour long compilation of something, I always promise myself to ration the content. I then proceed to watch the whole thing in a single day.

[@Dice1327-z7c]

40:29 the 4th graders at recess

[@CWig_99]

i would love to see more content in this style, keep it up Carfuel

[@kissgergo5202]

39:56 this is hilarious, can we get this resource pack?

[@boomblade1019]

0:03 I remember using this image in a middle school presentation but I can’t find the slides anymore. Why did I do that. What did that image help achieve.

[@taxisalad]

1:12:12 me when the window on the airplane breaks

[@hak-en-slash4636]

The space movie viewing using a players voice chat for the audio was incredible

[@kaihowery3421]

57:00 literal psychological warfare wth 😭

[@samgoogleplex4444]

Thanks Carson! it's amazing how you can make one hour feel like five!

[@GummyLord]

Crazy mobblehouse!! Eatin' deezanoodles!!

[@burt-burt]

new voice unlocked

[@mixednarwhal]

8:43 Wait this is actually insanely good!

[@mixednarwhal]

8:35 The witches were very synchronized with that "It’s witching hour"

[@cloudtender8813]

5:04 "Urethra!"

[@hotdog10_]

Carson existing reminds me of simpler times

[@Sk8Trooper2008]

Hey why are there plenty of things in here

[@BlitzTD]

46:15 IM ON TV 54:33 yet another customer

[@fir3fr0g]

10:45 - Just wanted to highlight Loki's Beautiful recovery here

[@Ryzawa]

Appreciate the LEGO "HEY!" cameos in the intro!

[@KalliOh]

Wow! I hade a great laugh! Thank you Carson!

[@CharlieOReilly-lv6ep]

Still the only man to make me cry laugh in every damn video

[@EvanDaGr8]

I love this new format :)

[@obsoleteamarii3248]

I was laughing and I snorted at the same time as Carson at 1:07 and it freaked me tf out im like trippin rn fr

[@kuchenjaeger2164]

1:15:28 I am very happy to have suggested "The Unheard" lmao

[@itsblackburst3475]

My mum walked into my room at this part 36:10

[@Fi6ment]

that’s unfortunate

[@haruthegremlin]

47:07 shun kaidou ahh bit

[@HyperVoid]

Theres not a single video on thw internet that has made me laugh this many times from watching it

[@-cyndaquil]

1:05:04 omg it’s the guy

[@RealPVMovies]

Guys... I didn't sing gay bars. That guy was not me...

[@choogusboogus1109]

this is my favorite video ever

[@lasthutao]

57:22 darkshadowflameboy

[@heavybladevideo]

1:00:16 lebrackshots 💀

[@lem9778]

now this is epic

[@WayneW28]

Watching Carson reminds me of simpler times

[@strateupgamr7]

The unprecedented return of Baskin was legendary, and it was only 2 seconds

[@ezequiel6575]

thanks for this hour of content

[@runesmoons]

Note to self. 1:14:00 my one famous moment (that same day I got banned from chat)

[@kanalol6392]

I love these

[@LoganArnold]

This was better than simpler times

[@lotion5238]

Thank you for the Mine Crafting CallSome

[@shane_kai1983]

56:40 ever watched black mirror before?

[@lbjustman9076]

I would say this reminds me of simpler times, but i think i prefer this complicated moment

[@GARRISON1]

This video never gets old

[@kissgergo5202]

2:15 he was put on the spot and did not disappoint

[@chytruseczek]

I can feel my brain deconposing as i watch this video

[@sammeran]

Banger another vid for the cmc youtube mix

[@S_yIvie]

I actually transitioned so Carson has another female viewer now

[@LunarAntic]

This video felt like a day going by