THE MO SALAH CHRISTMAS TREE CURSE (FTW)

[@TheOfficialFNG]

afternoon all, currently away so couldn’t cover games from today, but hope you all enjoy, and hope you enjoyed your christmases🙏🏽❤️

[@amurleopardinthesnow8347]

Thanks big fan

[@elcatochato4539]

He couldn’t cover the miracle of city winning

[@Sebastiengornail2995]

Thanks

[@mgradiant]

Did you ask Santa for a new ACL, Niran? Or did you ask him for the standard dead-ass trim?

[@EmmanuelBernard-c9c]

It's not afternoon lol

[@hastalavista2075]

Niran could have been in the Liverpool changing rooms warning Salah about putting out his Christmas post if it wasn’t for his decapitating, crippling, Haaland humbling, career ending knee injury.

[@ttvvideos2050]

it appears mo salah has broken the curse after west ham hammering 😂

[@chavivgrey567]

Fr😂

[@saeed_05]

The curse was never a thing it was just afcon that messed him up Literally the first year he posted a christmas tree we went on to win the league

[@letlotlonicholaslekhotsa8958]

​@@saeed_05 Afcon coming up in a few😂😂😂

[@saeed_05]

@ theres no afcon thsi year

[@letlotlonicholaslekhotsa8958]

@@saeed_05 ohh, it's in December

[@officialmarcywu]

jakub jankto came out a good while ago, still it’s good to see it being talked about

[@lifeav2109]

yeah was gonna say i remember reading about it a while back, good for him

[@JimTheFly]

Yeah, ESPN has a story about it from last year. Still, all power to him, that's a hard road to walk in football.

[@erickkazuhito2977]

little context for that last japanese team own goal, that was a retirement match for a few players including that over 40 yo goalie, who in his early days did an own goal pretty much like that by slipping it up, he was a promising goalkepper at that point, and had a long career but showed that he could still take a joke at his own retirement game

[@nollienick1121]

That coots clip won’t ever get old 😂

[@alistairwall5470]

Only other person that got sacked within a month of replacing the previous boss was Liz Truss

[@gaffer2602]

Even Liz Truss lasted about 6 weeks

[@kristi4113]

Diego Maradona used drugs during his career?! I’m shocked, absolutely SHOCKED!😂😂😂

[@guest__101]

21:53 what in the blue lock 😭😭

[@The_Villa_lad]

Niran would of won Barca the league title by now if it wasn't for catastrophily diabolical knee injury

[@chaseabler94]

The shit housery this season has been gold. I think this will be a season that the streets remember

[@domenicdaluz1677]

Stay humble eh will be written into the history books

[@Justachamp772]

Man United: Corner Goals Conceded of the week

[@RealIrishChancer]

Welcome back everyone to the Rovers Round up where l deliver the news of Irelands biggest football club. After finishing an amazing 10th place in the Conference league, Rovers have been drawn up against FC MOLDE in the knockout play offs. This is a historical moment for Rovers showing how far they've come and a huge moment for the League of Ireland showing how the league is growing. The Ed McGinty saga continues as Rovers slowly inch their way towards a contract with the Oxford keeper. (3rd week in a row I have reported that) Sligo Rovers Midfielder Connor Malley also looks set to join Shamrock Rovers which would be a great signing for the hoops. Striker Jonny Kenny has played what might be his last game for the club as Brendan Rogers has noticed his European heroics giving him a chance at Celtic which means that cult hero Marc McNulty will now get his breakthrough into the squad. That is all for this week, folks, and I will see you all next FTW

[@Blizzardfire]

To make things even funnier, Indonesian team Malut United also conceded an olympic goal this week 🤣

[@livwake]

19:40 whaaaaaat I never knew that I never knew that

[@amurleopardinthesnow8347]

The best part of this season is Man United struggles I think they should appoint the box V5 as their new manager

[@jasonmillsom2981]

Brother we need the box V5 in the team to save us😂

[@Lankzstuntin]

Christmas was saved by Mo Salah this year🤲

[@tawongamusic]

What a return to commentary for Chris Kamara , it was nice to see him reunite with Stelling.

[@gaffer2602]

Has he?

[@Beckzyy]

Honestly, nothing beats seeing kammy back. He was brilliant ❤

[@alexjorga6412]

what's a clancy pfp doing here

[@ronniekantikana5772]

That counterattack was straight out of blue lock 😂

[@tawongamusic]

Before Christmas, I really enjoyed seeing the return of the box videos.

[@Oscar_Editz-03]

Cheers for putting my team Bradford on I went mental live at the game watching that could be time for croque soon

[@chibuezeking1919]

I appreciate how the sean dyche "utter woke nonsense" picture gets cropped even more and more😂

[@sageofsixpaths8392]

Salah just got a goal and 2 assists against west ham😭

[@isaiahscorner]

As Man United fan the box v6 would be a better goalie than onana

[@GrahamMcIntyre-k5m]

As a Tottenham I can say that I got out of some depression a couple of months ago and Fraser Forster has brought me back into it

[@Random95.]

I did read something about the kwadwo bah incident that said that the Portsmouth fans were racially abusing him and that's why he did it. I find it stupid that in the 2018 world cup greizman was perfectly fine to do it as a goal celebration for no reason but you can get red carded when fighting back against racism

[@FirstDrumSander-eg9qo]

This content is amazing, love how cool it is!

[@vincentbarwell5943]

The thing you didnt mention about the duran red is the fact hes twisted his ankle as he fell kicking the defender

[@jonathanmeyer459]

25:26 Trinidad and Tobago mentioned!

[@BigManCV08]

20:44 it’s cook not king ( he is a king tho tbf

[@DXRKBfdCity]

City legend, was hoping this goal was on ftw

[@BigManCV08]

@ up the bantams

[@tristam92]

Little did Niran knew, it's quite actually possible to offside from a corner kick... XD

[@CrazedGinja]

Has he never played fifa

[@gaffer2602]

I believe that corners are explicitly mentioned as an exception

[@LungisaniMthethwa-e9e]

Finish in her is insane 😂

[@tawongamusic]

Finally, Dean Huijsen's clever celebration against Manchester United after he scored another goal since joining from Juve.

[@YunGGenO77]

Amorim givin off Ted Lasso vibes rn. *Spoiler Alert* Relegation Reset Incoming 🚨

[@flamie2793]

28:31 There is actually a book in the Czech Republic called Klapzubova jedenáctka which is basiclly the same. I wish them all the best mate.

[@Mythix-Rblx]

23:11 bruhhhh my brother's name is "Justice Kwadwo" what a coincidence

[@Mythix-Rblx]

:)

[@Maelsstrom]

In before the absolute masterclass mo dropped today

[@JaedensGamingBananaTree]

23:10 wait I swear to god Antoine Griezmann did that in the world cup final

[@gaffer2602]

27:57 what's the song called? I shit you not, i have been trying to find it for years

[@myself-p3v]

Nice vid

[@idzan-private]

7:47 mentioning Fabio Cannavaro at the day he is appointed as new GNK Dinamo Zagreb head coach is whoa, chefs kiss 😘 Done deal, and here he lands until summer when he will be fired 😆 Edit: 22:14 what on the Earth HNK Hajduk Split, third FTW in a row is your mention, seriously 😂

[@domos8547]

You NEED to also cover the Joao Pedro incident next video. His missed elbow that he didn’t even get a booking for

[@michaelbaker1660]

Kurtanovič FC is like something I’ve tried on FIFA

[@theleesidesnowman1127]

19:16 he came our ages ago, but everyone forgot. He’s just posted this with his bf recently but he’s been out about a year

[@allayx.6974]

This guy has a crush on Szobozlai fr

[@muhdazfar5888]

niran not talking about real madrid giving Jesus navas a good farewall in the bernabeu is absolutely baffling. not as baffling as his outrageous trim,fam.

[@MrJorge3010]

I checked and the team of Kurtanovic's is in 2nd place in the Kreisliga D of the Hessian regional football leagues. I believe it's tier 12 of the German football pyramid. They're currently in the playoff spot, fighting for promotion to Kreisliga C (Kreisliga are the district leagues, they play in the Main-Taunus district league)

[@ezraezra2928]

The Liverpool and Manchester City's segments aged very poorly. Also, a very worrying news in the world before the New Year: Jimmy Carter (former US President) has died.

[@lydiamaket9358]

Still can't believe he scripted a masterpiece in a train

[@arielayo]

That kurtanovic story really tickled me😂😂😂

[@Airfiifi]

3:51 😂

[@VladTheImpaler001]

2:56 ayy yoooo that kinda fruity that g

[@jimmyrecendiz4940]

We needa weekly update on the Kurtanovic 11

[@letlotlonicholaslekhotsa8958]

Ange could still win the Audi cup so technically he wouldn't have lied😂😂😂

[@RedBullRacingiGP]

the dutch incident - the player isnt on the pitch so he can be offside as he re enters the field of play after the ball is kicked. you can be offside from a corner if the ball is not on the end line as well.

[@thomasvrielink299]

Not true, the rules for corners are similar as for throw ins in that you can't be offside - even if you would normally be in an offside position. The referee committee officially apologized for the mistake.

[@kayno.m4a]

​@@thomasvrielink299I'm not sure about Netherlands' rules, but when I reffed a few years ago (in Australia) you can be offside from a corner. Nothing that says you can't be offside from a corner in the rule book here. Maybe different in Europe though 🤷‍♂️

[@CrazedGinja]

​@thomasvrielink299 bro u can be offside from a corner

[@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687]

@@kayno.m4a you cannot be offside froma corner because the ball is assumed to be at the goalline, even if it is set a few inches away, and the player that is outside is considered to be on the goalline. Since both are on the same line, it cannot be offside.

[@thomasvrielink299]

@@kayno.m4a IFAB, which determines the laws of the game worldwide, states that corner kicks are excluded from offside, alongside throw-ins and goal kicks. Google IFAB offside and you should be able to find it yourself. Googling Australia offside gave me a link (to footballaustralia) which seems to be to the official rules in Australia stating the exact same exclusions - perhaps you could verify this. It's a really obscure situation though which I never even considered until it happened last week, so I'm curious whether you've ever had to make a ruling on something like this one way or the other.

[@isthatmysatay]

The curse was broken since Salah sacrificed his hair😂😂😂😂

[@aidanfeeley8218]

There's no way Niran doesn't watch hivemind with he amount of clips he's used of them, if they collabed I think I would die of joy

[@dankchill]

bro you're so fucking funny hahahah 14:31 killed me

[@Goudhaantje1993]

One day Niran will apologize to Gakpo for slandering him.

[@tawongamusic]

Listening to more football commentary poetry by Peter Drury was funny,then the commentary on Amazon Prime video by Connor McNamara at Nottingham Forest v Tottenham hotspur wasn't too bad.

[@s3nt3nari03]

hope you start using UFL gameplay for future FTWs

[@lindiwebulle7354]

I hate to be the one to ask this, but WHERE IS THE BOX!!!???

[@CrazedGinja]

What's the box?

[@idkwhatthisisanymore]

Best Christmas gift is this ftw ❤

[@owensmith5304]

proves youre the goat 19:50

[@JW-zr4ju]

Every time I see that David Coote video, he reminds me of Super hans from Peep Show.

[@dhruvgeorge]

You missed out on this Indonesian side, PSM Makassar fielding 12 players against their opponents

[@CharlieSandwell-porth]

Fng x Hivemind when?

[@Lotluv43]

Mo Salah is the only player that’s actually moving like a true baller this season, really missed football like that everyone is afraid to do anything these days.

[@brendanoloughlin4177]

5 nil boys. 5 nil. Curse officially broken.

[@belluh-1huey102]

gamba osaka vs urawa red diamonds game was old, like 9 years old.

[@ghxst.frevk0]

22:28 it is actually possible, just extremely unlikely

[@Kubosarutobi]

Legit after City beating Leicester and liverpool beating west ham is dangerous behaviour

[@JaedensGamingBananaTree]

1:56 that image is too funny

[@Ehwhat1]

I'm a united fan and I want amorim to quit for his own sake 😢

[@thedremexin8281]

when's the fng hivemind collab coming?

[@datbouy]

Arsenal have been trusting the process for 10yrs now 😂😂

[@Ian-wt3xd]

Doing the L then getting chased 😭😭👏

[@yoogeo1]

You're wrong about the offside corner. The person who took the short corner was not the person who was in line with the goal. The person in line with the goal at the corner flag was the one who received the pass, and therfore could well have been offside depending on if the defending team had players standing on the goalposts or not. Have another look at it

[@ChikaTC42]

would agree on Forster being the league's worst keeper but Danny Ward exists

[@CyramicCylinder]

Gvardiol is citys best or 2nd best defender this season. He actually isnt that bad

[@tonicuklin9769]

22:13 ❤💙

[@jamesparkes2091]

Coming from someone who was at Anfield on boxing day I could see fine

[@brianrichardson3253]

19:50 HIVEMIND CROSSOVER!!!!!

[@mehdi3887]

The Kurtanovic team is in 2nd place in their league !

[@catcocaine9698]

OH! Why am I catching strays...

[@yoogeo1]

The River Plate women were racially abusing the ball boy and then they all started chasing him around the outside of the pitch trying to physically attack him. Videos of it are online

[@BigMomma1802]

Damn it I’m late

[@mrspider2572]

Andy key 😂😂😂😂😂 mate it's Andy cook the goat of league 2

[@josephtiester9171]

Anyone in 203

[@mnemo7096]

TRANMERE MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHH

[@calebb7722]

Bit late there bossman

[@GoalpostGames]

At this point united and city fans need to collab for the first time and discover whatever African juju is happening

[@tawongamusic]

The rodent infestation story shocked me

[@karlisrupeiks-rokis8789]

Mo Salah is de ting ye

[@alexandrenabais6053]

14:52

[@ProdKusjad]

Can't believe I've seen dignan in an fng vid

[@quasarchef107]

Too funny 😂😂😂

[@BryonKeith]

Yes I enjoyed my Christmas hope everyone enjoyed there's and your's.

[@Stanners_104LFC]

If Niran didnt have his carbolic chemotheraputic rambunctiously racist knee injury he would be reattaching the hair follicles to Pep‘s head as we speak