The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines

[@amayahstevens6249]

I love how you put that hand on the drill and then it’s whacking his face😂😂😂

[@kanishkavyas2414]

Can we appreciate...his hardwork...😊❣

[@Dorrywww]

yeah

[@arfansthename]

the machines do it themselves tho

[@shannondavis4341]

no

[@logan7156]

@@shannondavis4341 no

[@thehamman2998]

@@logan7156 no

[@d4mniel]

The first face washer is perfect if you don't want to get up.

[@hanselPMH3]

u can use it into a message on your back HAHAH

[@pamburger474]

Just make sure not to drown

[@ВовкаЕфремов-й3й]

Тыгде

[@ВовкаЕфремов-й3й]

Тыгде

[@younoob8386]

If u do that ur bed is look like u peed on them

[@martian3250]

Setting up all that isn't easy, he is a genius

[@DoodleChaos]

1:08 Joseph took that waterboarding like a champ

[@azfarahsan]

hi doodlechaos!

[@gksnd]

Hi

[@KnightIA]

This comment will blow up like if it did

[@木野下咲優]

オーマーイーガー

[@sweetcookiebigdreams7011]

🥲😁

[@luketea2396]

This guy is quite literally shaping the future-

[@Crooques]

So tumrue

[@Crooques]

True

[@shaziyaansari4342]

😂

[@Phonkshits]

Yes you are right Love from Bangladesh💙💙

[@zilanhassan1715]

@@Crooques 0pl

[@amoshenriquerocha3249]

1930: "In the Future we wiil have flying cars" Future:

[@xtremelegend525]

When the balloon popped and he screamed I just died of laughter

[@rihamelkholi7514]

LOL IKR

[@SSWolfie404]

LMFAO I DID TOO

[@Road-to-1000]

Same

[@Road-to-1000]

Also when the hand flung off the drill

[@happykids1954]

If you just died then how did comment

[@christhebirb]

Great entertainment, great machines and great comedy! Joseph, you're the one person the world needs right now.

[@kellantheincredible13]

2:56 is something I could watch all day and not get tired of 🤣😂

[@mengrenben5550]

This will be one of those videos that appear in people’s recommended in like 8 years

[@iervo3899]

It only took 2 years

[@EvanGachaLife1]

Now 3 years

[@soup3005]

Joseph: Gets abused by a mop trying to rub in moisturizer- Also Joseph: ItS pErfEct

[@P4r4gu4y0]

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00

[@arfansthename]

well it's certainly better than a rubber hand

[@aileendurac7380]

@@P4r4gu4y0 RFMFJFJRKR

[@Naturefunyoutube]

Balloon pops argggghhhhaaaa

[@Naturefunyoutube]

1:10 he gets obliterated by water

[@uselessSam]

Lol rubbing moisturiser yourself is better than getting slapped in the face by a rubber hand with extreme pressure 😂

[@evieo5404]

Lol

[@KadenMeidinger1]

Power not pressure, pressure is corresponded with psi air or water pressure, power is the correct word just the grammar police helping you out

[@TC-th1ey]

Please cite the academic study and data that supports your hypothesis.

[@pocom2275]

army

[@mudchute4dlr]

Ikr

[@ciarapaisley245]

This seems a lot harder then my normal morning routine

[@audreydanielle03]

Exactly 😂

[@Paladhn]

Same

[@konthoujampepe2692]

@@Paladhn pppp

[@twinxiest3116]

i lik dis

[@BillyFromNYC]

I totally agree!

[@JoseGranny]

"Do I look pretty?" LMAO 🤣

[@jacobrousseau3860]

pretty ugly

[@lingai7743]

😂😂 wait wait you forgot to do the eye flutter when he said it

[@itsthe1]

How this doesn't have 25 million views is amazing. The comedy timing is perfect.

[@doomscrollergyatt]

Really cool to see that there is research and development for these contraptions

[@oceansunrise2661]

Who else got this randomly in the recommendations?

[@eliyoutubeacc]

This certainly is easier than doing it all by hand...

[@hypercubing5710]

exactly

[@KayTheKaiju]

Fun fact : that right 😂

[@shadowowl6322]

YEAH!!!!!! FOR SUREEEEEE!!!

[@KayTheKaiju]

@@shadowowl6322 apakah anda orang indo?

[@shadowowl6322]

@@KayTheKaiju Busyeeettt!!! Heiiii!!! Bagaimana anda bisa menyimpulkan, kalau diri saya yang lemah ini adalah orang dengan kewarganegaraan Indonesia ? wkwkwkwk Anda DUKUN YAAA ???

[@lidalida9017]

LOL. it actually looked better at the end! Love this!

[@joelroblesacosta2132]

When he screamed when the balloon popped made me laugh so hard

[@Magical_Trash]

Idk who this guy is, but I’m so glad KZbin recommended his channel to me 😄 These are some Wallace and Grommit level inventions 😂😭😭

[@lauver18]

I always get late for my work Him: and i took that personally

[@adamc.m.2145]

lol

[@mudchute4dlr]

*gets slapped by a rubber hand* Joseph: I need something softer *gets slapped by a mop which isn’t softer* Joseph: It’s perfect!

[@bigmacwilley1397]

High h BBC would have to help with that

[@Xx_Noobical_xX]

Nah how bout a microwave

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

😂 I'm dying

[@texyrexy]

4:47 - think we found out how 'The Donald' gets ready in the morning.

[@leoscoillat8655]

I think you miswrote "Wallace".

[@earthtraverse8714]

Wow lol no kidding

[@harlbertmayerh7523]

Trumq

[@icrazyy1100]

Donald trump?

[@texyrexy]

@@icrazyy1100 is there someone else known as 'The Donald' who also has an orange face?

[@morx3404]

When the ballon popped I laughed so hard 😂

[@chinnyokonkwo5162]

Me too 😂

[@morx3404]

@@chinnyokonkwo5162 Haha 😂

[@Vasska_playz]

Me to 😂😂😂😂

[@peterkowalewski7414]

Me theree

[@savitapainuli6348]

Joseph : I am preety ? . . Camera man : this what my wife says😂😂😂😂

[@sarangimariajohn5819]

The way that machine applying moisturizer😂😂😂Lmao😆

[@mohitarathore7962]

Him: you don’t want to get the bed soaking wet 39 seconds later

[@untypical-e1564]

@Juniper Russ guess i’ll *drown*

[@AlexVR2013]

@@untypical-e1564 dammmmmm boy 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙

[@ummlolok1603]

@@AlexVR2013 wth

[@madison_5379]

@@ummlolok1603 exactly

[@ShermeenAhmad]

Joseph : **tries the face washer* Also Joseph : **drowns and gets up*

[@zhixinbalby133]

to you

[@zhixinbalby133]

toyou like you

[@BujuArena]

Jeez, the spoilers at the beginning are brutal. I was looking forward to discovering all the funny stuff from watching it go. Thanks for the cool machine video! I love your videos! I just wish you would explain it all at the end instead of the beginning.

[@JosephsMachines]

This is actually quite useful feedback, thanks! I'm curious if other people had this experience too? The reason I put in so much at the beginning is for people that aren't familiar with my work, I need to show them a lot to get them interested in watching the whole thing. But of course I don't want to give away too much or there's no point watching the rest. I'd love to hear what other people have to say, who else thought I gave away too much? I honestly thought the shots at the beginning were so fast that you barely have time to understand what's happening in them but maybe I'm wrong!

[@christhebirb]

@@JosephsMachines Honestly, I like the way you did it with your cake server. Show the machine in one video, and do a follow-up where you explain the details.

[@blackdeath39muffin45]

First time here and tbh the beginning did attract me to watch the whole thing

[@erikkennedy]

@@JosephsMachines Personally, I thought the way you set the scene was fine, and I'm not a first-time viewer by any means.

[@mohitarathore7962]

@@JosephsMachines Thank you

[@ginovalentino5735]

Bro get off KZbin and go work for NASA… we need you❤

[@Mrpicklepants]

Yeah

[@JDYSBOYS]

He could do both

[@yenifermiquilena8375]

Listo

[@wendyrollason2884]

Don’t be rude to the guy for god sake

[@wendyrollason2884]

No

[@waasar]

The makeup stamp works so much better than expected. I wonder why it doesn't exist yet

[@theuserbee]

This video ended a bad day on a high note. Thank you for turning our down curves☹️up 😊😊😊 !!

[@imakelegostuff8684]

That one kid in a movies room:

[@branavasorubysivabalaratna7819]

I have an exam today, and I'm watching this. Ok. But, I loved this. Toooooooo much.

[@ChaseDJ549]

I can’t imagine me getting slapped in the face to get myself awake.

[@skymycat1]

Were on our way too The Jetsons . This dudes hysterical 🤣

[@druid6]

Wow, it actually works pretty well :D

[@Nature-w2d]

When The Hand Was Swinging It Was Pike Slapping Him😅😅😅😂

[@Sami-tm5fv]

2:40 when you forgot your exam is today

[@kpopmic]

Makeup applying was just osmm.... somebody hellpp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lunalovedraw3783]

In all of my years- I have NEVER E V E R heard of “eyebrow & lip protectors” someone pls explain ;-;

[@blossom_cotton6274]

Same

[@khairulanuar7285]

same

[@mannguyen3970]

He put cut strips of wax paper and used a form of light glue

[@mj1310]

I think he stuck stickers to his face 😂

[@thatoneteddybearinyourchil8319]

Same

[@Red-or1fn]

Getting some serious Wlalace and grommit vibes here. This is awesome!

[@vedanshsanghi1287]

You use your hands to create such a amazing machineries buy why can't you use that hands in doing easy daily life works. BTW I really love all your machinery.😍😍

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

Just saw this in my recommendations and I'm going to thank youtube for recommending me to this its a good channel

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

I just realized the video is uploaded 1 year ago😆

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

Still great video

[@sydneystanley3261]

I started laughing so hard when the light was just swinging around him.

[@rachaelpowell7364]

3:55 makeup machine. (puts the makeup on.) Joseph: "do I look pretty?" Me: yes you look AMAZING." 😂🤣lol oof!

[@Princessclairee]

8:04 lmao The machines are quite nice but geez this is funny😂😂,goodwork Joseph😄

[@davidchang5862]

You are a genius pal. Pls carry on making all these wacky and useless tools. U really save my day. 😂👍🤣

[@Crazychloe-xt3wi]

I died laughing cause of the wash makeup thing

[@butterflyplayzzz2117]

This was awsome the makeup applier was super neat the first one not so good lol

[@leynalulu]

3:30 ✨Human car wash✨

[@chibbeng7599]

Creativity : 100% Laziness : 100000000000000%

[@user-ls7wl7xo3k]

i love how the sponge in the face wash machine is shaped like a flower😂😂

[@kaixx_999]

With the balloons when you yelled AHHH I laughed really hard

[@EdieLaurenne]

the makeup makes him look like donaldd trump

[@savageboy_347]

😂😂

[@ainsleymoloney9805]

Agreed 😂

[@just4funproductions649]

I copied

[@United_States_of_America_24]

So true 😂

[@ScorpionStrike7]

The balloon part was really funny to me.

[@lisawang1724]

It feels like watching a horror movie at the first time when it really starts, but ended a comedy! Did any one says that you remind me of Sheldon in “Big Bang”? Well done!

[@randypierson6358]

That's super hilarious getting Out of bed in the morning is just ridiculous for me I have to get up at 2:30 AM just so I'm at work at 7 I pile everything next to my bed Coffee machine ibuprofen And sit for 3 hours in bed drinking coffee and watch morning wake up routines to get awake enough to get up I can totally totally Relate that's funny the struggle real you should do more of these morning routines if people started laughing themselves outa bed it would be much easier to get up 😄

[@mikamo]

Congratulations, the device to remove the makeup somehow made it look even better. If you’re gonna fail, might as well fail in an upwards trajectory.

[@Nyxjl]

Wait a minute my lunch school has a tv in the lunch room and watches you videos XD I found you!

[@thomasmoran8958]

A watering can pouring on my face would definitely wake me up in the morning

[@vgnow6558]

Best youtube content ever 😆👍

[@lunalovedraw3783]

When mom rubs sunscreen on your face: 3:01

[@SleepyPlushy]

Yup. It hurts so bad

[@joannahmarie4037]

the scene where the balloon face popped, and he jumped and said " AHH " that was really hilarious im telling ya'll

[@hybrid7948]

1:43 Joseph :aaa Text day ,my friend asked me what Joseph scared Me: balloon bomb

[@freecopyrightmusic9013]

Thanks for the creativity Josephs..

[@AFFTFOMSICHTS]

I always laugh so hard during these

[@izzylay1132]

Same~ 😂

[@shannondavis4341]

when

[@globalfactsdigest]

9 minutes of my life that wont come back ever!!

[@thechessimist]

congrats joseph, you are the first person to read out the names of your patron supporters while having makeup removed by a kinda terrifying wet drill mop rigamajig.

[@rajshrisukhani6318]

WHERE ARE THE DERMATOLOGISTS AND MAKEUP GURUS OF THE INTERNET????? THEY NEED TO REACT TO THIS!!!!!!

[@getin3949]

YES, you DO look pretty Joseph, pretty hilarious. You're worth a million laughs.

[@shannondavis4341]

your life isnt worth it

[@ElegantlyDivinee]

I loved this 😂🥰 thank you

[@maxcurrie7525]

2:20 I think I've seen this part before just without the spoon.

[@Sploonfish]

This made my day! I am so happy

[@rubyharris4132]

7:40 can’t stop laughing lmao

[@Vasska_playz]

Ahahaha

[@brixbuildz]

I died after the first one lmaoooo

[@Blushtunes]

Can someone explain to me why he literally gets makeup, water, and other stuff all for us? Please support him he puts in so much effort for us ❤

[@VSP_5]

3:42 Wow it's Perfect

[@iisunny5530]

You have a great idea for the morning instead of getting up because sometimes people are lazy like me

[@ManicMama.]

This was great. I was looking up Rube Goldberg machines and when I originally clicked on this video I thought it was just going to show the final result, not him going through how he makes it. That's awesome and I love the humor you add to it! I'll definitely be checking out the rest of your videos!

[@alexiadeleon6694]

I was looking for your videos and I see it thank you for posting this😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@iloveclocks3988]

3:10 Joseph getting slapped by a power drill

[@Octy_in_Boots]

Wait, is that THE Justin McElroy in your Special Thanks section? This definitely seems like something he'd enjoy...

[@v1be.riiittx]

6:25 imagine what will happen if the bowl even had came with the napkin

[@Superkid33]

This gives me Wallace and Gromit vibes

[@mejulie69]

7:38 I love

[@4hunnid50]

It even waterboards you!!!

[@no.6_the_only]

3:49 my fav song ride of the valkyries. thanks

[@michaelh4227]

Should make an alarm clock where you start a complicated mechanism that takes 8 hours to complete.

[@flippycat]

I thought you were going to say blades instead of fins :O

[@TheRogueStatesman]

he created the perfect oompa loompa machine! :O

[@micajodomino]

Definitely one of your funniest videos yet! Great job :)

[@MrsFrobbel]

Thats the real Sheldon Cooper! A genius!

[@undefined4235]

Why did you stop making videos from the "Jiwi's Machines" series? It was an interesting and cool idea.

[@JosephsMachines]

It was too expensive! But maybe one day I'll be able to make more

[@undefined4235]

@@JosephsMachines I get it, I hope you can do it. Well, we'll wait))

[@siki_jackson3886]

@@JosephsMachines 8 l p009

[@crainpanda8936]

l always have a great time watching your videos

[@TocaAnnie383]

Every mistake he maKes I laugh do hard I cry 😂🤣😂

[@tejalverma7119]

Amazing! Extremely crazy! 🤪

[@42212]

3:11 lol 😂 the hands smacking ü

[@catherineupton6574]

Thank you for giving me several good laughs this morning!