The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines

My friend Giselle is always running late for work in the morning, so I'm making her a machine that does her entire morning routine... from bed! It washes her face, applies moisturizer and covers her whole face in makeup at once. Will she like it?
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring Giselle Rafful
Edited by Nicolas Adrian Recalde

[@soup3005]

Joseph: Gets abused by a mop trying to rub in moisturizer- Also Joseph: ItS pErfEct

[@P4r4gu4y0]

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00

[@arfansthename]

well it's certainly better than a rubber hand

[@aileendurac7380]

@@P4r4gu4y0 RFMFJFJRKR

[@Naturefunyoutube]

Balloon pops argggghhhhaaaa

[@Naturefunyoutube]

1:10 he gets obliterated by water

[@doenel75]

The first face washer is perfect if you don't want to get up.

[@hanselPMH3]

u can use it into a message on your back HAHAH

[@pamburger474]

Just make sure not to drown

[@user-wz2ot5eg5d]

Тыгде

[@user-wz2ot5eg5d]

Тыгде

[@potassium_3292]

*drowns

[@amayahstevens6249]

I love how you put that hand on the drill and then it’s whacking his face😂😂😂

[@martian3250]

Setting up all that isn't easy, he is a genius

[@kanishkavyas2414]

Can we appreciate...his hardwork...😊❣

[@Dorrywww]

yeah

[@arfansthename]

the machines do it themselves tho

[@shannondavis4341]

no

[@logan7156]

@@shannondavis4341 no

[@thehamman2998]

@@logan7156 no

[@xtremelegend525]

When the balloon popped and he screamed I just died of laughter

[@rihamelkholi7514]

LOL IKR

[@SSWolfie404]

LMFAO I DID TOO

[@Road-to-1000]

Same

[@Road-to-1000]

Also when the hand flung off the drill

[@happykids1954]

If you just died then how did comment

[@luketea2396]

This guy is quite literally shaping the future-

[@Crooques]

So tumrue

[@Crooques]

True

[@shaziyaansari4342]

😂

[@Phonkshits]

Yes you are right Love from Bangladesh💙💙

[@zilanhassan1715]

@@Crooques 0pl

[@amoshenriquerocha3249]

1930: "In the Future we wiil have flying cars" Future:

[@uselessSam]

Lol rubbing moisturiser yourself is better than getting slapped in the face by a rubber hand with extreme pressure 😂

[@evieo5404]

Lol

[@KadenMeidinger1]

Power not pressure, pressure is corresponded with psi air or water pressure, power is the correct word just the grammar police helping you out

[@TC-th1ey]

Please cite the academic study and data that supports your hypothesis.

[@pocom2275]

army

[@Farleigh1050]

Ikr

[@savitapainuli6348]

Joseph : I am preety ? . . Camera man : this what my wife says😂😂😂😂

[@oceansunrise2661]

Who else got this randomly in the recommendations?

[@Farleigh1050]

*gets slapped by a rubber hand* Joseph: I need something softer *gets slapped by a mop which isn’t softer* Joseph: It’s perfect!

[@bigmacwilley1397]

High h BBC would have to help with that

[@ahah_you_cant_know_my_irl_name]

Nah how bout a microwave

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

😂 I'm dying

[@mohitarathore7962]

Him: you don’t want to get the bed soaking wet 39 seconds later

[@untypical-e1564]

@Juniper Russ guess i’ll *drown*

[@AlexVR2013]

@@untypical-e1564 dammmmmm boy 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙

[@ummlolok1603]

@@AlexVR2013 wth

[@jetbloxian7539]

@@ummlolok1603 exactly

[@mengrenben5550]

This will be one of those videos that appear in people’s recommended in like 8 years

[@iervo3899]

It only took 2 years

[@EvanGachaLife1]

Now 3 years

[@ciarapaisley245]

This seems a lot harder then my normal morning routine

[@audreydanielle03]

Exactly 😂

[@Paladhn]

Same

[@konthoujampepe2692]

@@Paladhn pppp

[@twinxiest3116]

i lik dis

[@BillyFromNYC]

I totally agree!

[@sarangimariajohn5819]

The way that machine applying moisturizer😂😂😂Lmao😆

[@DoodleChaos]

1:08 Joseph took that waterboarding like a champ

[@azfarahsan]

hi doodlechaos!

[@gksnd]

Hi

[@KnightIA]

This comment will blow up like if it did

[@user-jb7df2fb6s]

オーマーイーガー

[@sweetcookiebigdreams7011]

🥲😁

[@JoseGranny]

"Do I look pretty?" LMAO 🤣

[@jacobrousseau3860]

pretty ugly

[@lingai7743]

😂😂 wait wait you forgot to do the eye flutter when he said it

[@tmac6653]

Really cool to see that there is research and development for these contraptions

[@kellantheincredible13]

2:56 is something I could watch all day and not get tired of 🤣😂

[@eliyoutubeacc]

This certainly is easier than doing it all by hand...

[@hypercubing5710]

exactly

[@KayTheKaiju]

Fun fact : that right 😂

[@shadowowl6322]

YEAH!!!!!! FOR SUREEEEEE!!!

[@KayTheKaiju]

@@shadowowl6322 apakah anda orang indo?

[@shadowowl6322]

@@KayTheKaiju Busyeeettt!!! Heiiii!!! Bagaimana anda bisa menyimpulkan, kalau diri saya yang lemah ini adalah orang dengan kewarganegaraan Indonesia ? wkwkwkwk Anda DUKUN YAAA ???

[@christhebirb]

Great entertainment, great machines and great comedy! Joseph, you're the one person the world needs right now.

[@Magical_Trash]

Idk who this guy is, but I’m so glad KZbin recommended his channel to me 😄 These are some Wallace and Grommit level inventions 😂😭😭

[@tree4708]

I always get late for my work Him: and i took that personally

[@adamc.m.2145]

lol

[@texyrexy]

4:47 - think we found out how 'The Donald' gets ready in the morning.

[@leoscoillat8655]

I think you miswrote "Wallace".

[@earthtraverse8714]

Wow lol no kidding

[@harlbertmayerh7523]

Trumq

[@icrazyy1100]

Donald trump?

[@texyrexy]

@@icrazyy1100 is there someone else known as 'The Donald' who also has an orange face?

[@itsthe1]

How this doesn't have 25 million views is amazing. The comedy timing is perfect.

[@morx3404]

When the ballon popped I laughed so hard 😂

[@chinnyokonkwo5162]

Me too 😂

[@morx3404]

@@chinnyokonkwo5162 Haha 😂

[@Vasska_playz]

Me to 😂😂😂😂

[@peterkowalewski7414]

Me theree

[@joelroblesacosta2132]

When he screamed when the balloon popped made me laugh so hard

[@waasar]

The makeup stamp works so much better than expected. I wonder why it doesn't exist yet

[@ManicMama.]

This was great. I was looking up Rube Goldberg machines and when I originally clicked on this video I thought it was just going to show the final result, not him going through how he makes it. That's awesome and I love the humor you add to it! I'll definitely be checking out the rest of your videos!

[@lidalida9017]

LOL. it actually looked better at the end! Love this!

[@user-ls7wl7xo3k]

i love how the sponge in the face wash machine is shaped like a flower😂😂

[@lunalovedraw3783]

In all of my years- I have NEVER E V E R heard of “eyebrow & lip protectors” someone pls explain ;-;

[@blossom_cotton6274]

Same

[@khairulanuar7285]

same

[@mannguyen3970]

He put cut strips of wax paper and used a form of light glue

[@mj1310]

I think he stuck stickers to his face 😂

[@thatoneteddybearinyourchil8319]

Same

[@lisawang1724]

It feels like watching a horror movie at the first time when it really starts, but ended a comedy! Did any one says that you remind me of Sheldon in “Big Bang”? Well done!

[@hybrid7948]

1:43 Joseph :aaa Text day ,my friend asked me what Joseph scared Me: balloon bomb

[@ButterflyTwinYouTube]

Can someone explain to me why he literally gets makeup, water, and other stuff all for us? Please support him he puts in so much effort for us ❤

[@rubyharris4132]

7:40 can’t stop laughing lmao

[@Vasska_playz]

Ahahaha

[@brixbuildz]

I died after the first one lmaoooo

[@AFFTFOMSICHTS]

I always laugh so hard during these

[@izzylay1132]

Same~ 😂

[@shannondavis4341]

when

[@imakelegostuff8684]

That one kid in a movies room:

[@Crazychloe-xt3wi]

I died laughing cause of the wash makeup thing

[@vedanshsanghi1287]

You use your hands to create such a amazing machineries buy why can't you use that hands in doing easy daily life works. BTW I really love all your machinery.😍😍

[@Princessclairee]

8:04 lmao The machines are quite nice but geez this is funny😂😂,goodwork Joseph😄

[@butterflyplayzzz2117]

This was awsome the makeup applier was super neat the first one not so good lol

[@crainpanda8936]

l always have a great time watching your videos

[@imtantalum73]

3:49 my fav song ride of the valkyries. thanks

[@getin3949]

YES, you DO look pretty Joseph, pretty hilarious. You're worth a million laughs.

[@shannondavis4341]

your life isnt worth it

[@leynalulu]

3:30 ✨Human car wash✨

[@maxcurrie7525]

2:20 I think I've seen this part before just without the spoon.

[@druid6]

Wow, it actually works pretty well :D

[@VSP_5]

3:42 Wow it's Perfect

[@ShermeenAhmad]

Joseph : **tries the face washer* Also Joseph : **drowns and gets up*

[@zhixinbalby133]

to you

[@zhixinbalby133]

toyou like you

[@smeplen]

that "AHH" after the balloon pops gets me everytime

[@thomasmoran8958]

A watering can pouring on my face would definitely wake me up in the morning

[@moa_forlife]

YAY , It is the Machine Guy xD

[@BIRINCIYIM]

"Joshep you are a clever guy"

[@TocaAnnie383]

Every mistake he maKes I laugh do hard I cry 😂🤣😂

[@VSP_5]

2:55 i died laughing

[@BujuArena]

Jeez, the spoilers at the beginning are brutal. I was looking forward to discovering all the funny stuff from watching it go. Thanks for the cool machine video! I love your videos! I just wish you would explain it all at the end instead of the beginning.

[@JosephsMachines]

This is actually quite useful feedback, thanks! I'm curious if other people had this experience too? The reason I put in so much at the beginning is for people that aren't familiar with my work, I need to show them a lot to get them interested in watching the whole thing. But of course I don't want to give away too much or there's no point watching the rest. I'd love to hear what other people have to say, who else thought I gave away too much? I honestly thought the shots at the beginning were so fast that you barely have time to understand what's happening in them but maybe I'm wrong!

[@christhebirb]

@@JosephsMachines Honestly, I like the way you did it with your cake server. Show the machine in one video, and do a follow-up where you explain the details.

[@blackdeath39muffin45]

First time here and tbh the beginning did attract me to watch the whole thing

[@erikkennedy]

@@JosephsMachines Personally, I thought the way you set the scene was fine, and I'm not a first-time viewer by any means.

[@mohitarathore7962]

@@JosephsMachines Thank you

[@42212]

3:11 lol 😂 the hands smacking ü

[@dirsirdmz]

This things is pretty good tho 👍👍keep it up 🏆

[@dirsirdmz]

This is funny and cool 👍

[@wabyjojohnston9606]

“I know how I can make money on KZbin, just turn my house into the Wallace and Gromit house, and film it!”

[@rachaelpowell7364]

3:55 makeup machine. (puts the makeup on.) Joseph: "do I look pretty?" Me: yes you look AMAZING." 😂🤣lol oof!

[@sydneystanley3261]

I started laughing so hard when the light was just swinging around him.

[@ACBanimate]

5:40 lol

[@DaemonicSaint]

2:23 is me Saturday evenings downtown

[@brightax7502]

Ayo

[@theuserbee]

This video ended a bad day on a high note. Thank you for turning our down curves☹️up 😊😊😊 !!

[@catherineupton6574]

Thank you for giving me several good laughs this morning!

[@Sami-tm5fv]

2:40 when you forgot your exam is today

[@chenax9577]

I always love to see your videos, keep it up :)

[@freecopyrightmusic9013]

Thanks for the creativity Josephs..

[@ashy.is.here4]

‘Wow it’s perfect’ had me laughing

[@thechessimist7034]

congrats joseph, you are the first person to read out the names of your patron supporters while having makeup removed by a kinda terrifying wet drill mop rigamajig.

[@ChaseDJ549]

I can’t imagine me getting slapped in the face to get myself awake.

[@teenage_pro]

When The Hand Was Swinging It Was Pike Slapping Him😅😅😅😂

[@mariomendes809]

9 minutes of my life that wont come back ever!!

[@mejulie69]

7:38 I love

[@rtfury6503]

I have never laughed so much! Thank you Joseph! x

[@davidchang5862]

You are a genius pal. Pls carry on making all these wacky and useless tools. U really save my day. 😂👍🤣

[@vgnow6558]

Best youtube content ever 😆👍

[@EdieLaurenne]

the makeup makes him look like donaldd trump

[@savageboy_347]

😂😂

[@ainsleymoloney9805]

Agreed 😂

[@j4fproductions649]

I copied

[@aryans4519]

You need a level of creativity to build and assemble these types of things

[@kpopmic]

Makeup applying was just osmm.... somebody hellpp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

Just saw this in my recommendations and I'm going to thank youtube for recommending me to this its a good channel

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

I just realized the video is uploaded 1 year ago😆

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

Still great video

[@connected.]

Fortunately, waking up 10 minutes early is not a challenge for me

[@moosimus6492]

Hey Joseph! I really love your videos and have a suggestion for something in the future! Maybe try making a machine that is re-usable and doesn’t have to be reset (maybe resets itself?)

[@skymycat1]

Were on our way too The Jetsons . This dudes hysterical 🤣

[@jaleesablake2240]

You are so smart with these machines

[@micajodomino]

Definitely one of your funniest videos yet! Great job :)

[@v1be.riiittx]

6:25 imagine what will happen if the bowl even had came with the napkin

[@Sploonfish]

This made my day! I am so happy

[@LegoVaccumEngines]

Dudeski is a legend

[@iloveclocks3988]

3:10 Joseph getting slapped by a power drill

[@CB-px8el]

Do I look pretty?😂😂😂

[@littletinygamer2396]

if he keeps this up, eventually, his house and life is gonna be complex, elaborate machines

[@alexiadeleon6694]

I was looking for your videos and I see it thank you for posting this😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@miteshbothra5541]

4:57 every girls makeup

[@Jjmasf]

8:14 turn on subtitles. Music!?!?

[@dum2297]

its like that one scene from casper with all the stuff and they're riding on a chair

[@Doddy_katie11]

I love how he uses a mop as a brush

[@YouTubeClipsGuy]

1 word for you NOICE TA

[@liamvf1069]

That’s 2 words

[@YouTubeClipsGuy]

@@liamvf1069 TA is a sound effect 😂