The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines

[@kanishkavyas2414]

Can we appreciate...his hardwork...😊❣

[@Dorrywww]

yeah

[@arfansthename]

the machines do it themselves tho

[@shannondavis4341]

no

[@logan7156]

@@shannondavis4341 no

[@thehamman2998]

@@logan7156 no

[@amayahstevens6249]

I love how you put that hand on the drill and then it’s whacking his face😂😂😂

[@d4mniel]

The first face washer is perfect if you don't want to get up.

[@hanselPMH3]

u can use it into a message on your back HAHAH

[@pamburger474]

Just make sure not to drown

[@ВовкаЕфремов-й3й]

Тыгде

[@ВовкаЕфремов-й3й]

Тыгде

[@younoob8386]

If u do that ur bed is look like u peed on them

[@soup3005]

Joseph: Gets abused by a mop trying to rub in moisturizer- Also Joseph: ItS pErfEct

[@P4r4gu4y0]

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00

[@arfansthename]

well it's certainly better than a rubber hand

[@aileendurac7380]

@@P4r4gu4y0 RFMFJFJRKR

[@Naturefunyoutube]

Balloon pops argggghhhhaaaa

[@Naturefunyoutube]

1:10 he gets obliterated by water

[@martian3250]

Setting up all that isn't easy, he is a genius

[@xtremelegend525]

When the balloon popped and he screamed I just died of laughter

[@rihamelkholi7514]

LOL IKR

[@SSWolfie404]

LMFAO I DID TOO

[@Road-to-1000]

Same

[@Road-to-1000]

Also when the hand flung off the drill

[@happykids1954]

If you just died then how did comment

[@DoodleChaos]

1:08 Joseph took that waterboarding like a champ

[@azfarahsan]

hi doodlechaos!

[@gksnd]

Hi

[@KnightIA]

This comment will blow up like if it did

[@木野下咲優]

オーマーイーガー

[@sweetcookiebigdreams7011]

🥲😁

[@luketea2396]

This guy is quite literally shaping the future-

[@Crooques]

So tumrue

[@Crooques]

True

[@shaziyaansari4342]

😂

[@Phonkshits]

Yes you are right Love from Bangladesh💙💙

[@zilanhassan1715]

@@Crooques 0pl

[@christhebirb]

Great entertainment, great machines and great comedy! Joseph, you're the one person the world needs right now.

[@amoshenriquerocha3249]

1930: "In the Future we wiil have flying cars" Future:

[@uselessSam]

Lol rubbing moisturiser yourself is better than getting slapped in the face by a rubber hand with extreme pressure 😂

[@evieo5404]

Lol

[@KadenMeidinger1]

Power not pressure, pressure is corresponded with psi air or water pressure, power is the correct word just the grammar police helping you out

[@TC-th1ey]

Please cite the academic study and data that supports your hypothesis.

[@pocom2275]

army

[@thisis_mudchute]

Ikr

[@thisis_mudchute]

*gets slapped by a rubber hand* Joseph: I need something softer *gets slapped by a mop which isn’t softer* Joseph: It’s perfect!

[@bigmacwilley1397]

High h BBC would have to help with that

[@Xx_Noobical_xX]

Nah how bout a microwave

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

😂 I'm dying

[@JoseGranny]

"Do I look pretty?" LMAO 🤣

[@jacobrousseau3860]

pretty ugly

[@lingai7743]

😂😂 wait wait you forgot to do the eye flutter when he said it

[@sarangimariajohn5819]

The way that machine applying moisturizer😂😂😂Lmao😆

[@savitapainuli6348]

Joseph : I am preety ? . . Camera man : this what my wife says😂😂😂😂

[@kellantheincredible13]

2:56 is something I could watch all day and not get tired of 🤣😂

[@mengrenben5550]

This will be one of those videos that appear in people’s recommended in like 8 years

[@iervo3899]

It only took 2 years

[@EvanGachaLife1]

Now 3 years

[@Magical_Trash]

Idk who this guy is, but I’m so glad KZbin recommended his channel to me 😄 These are some Wallace and Grommit level inventions 😂😭😭

[@mohitarathore7962]

Him: you don’t want to get the bed soaking wet 39 seconds later

[@untypical-e1564]

@Juniper Russ guess i’ll *drown*

[@AlexVR2013]

@@untypical-e1564 dammmmmm boy 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙

[@ummlolok1603]

@@AlexVR2013 wth

[@madison_5379]

@@ummlolok1603 exactly

[@itsthe1]

How this doesn't have 25 million views is amazing. The comedy timing is perfect.

[@eliyoutubeacc]

This certainly is easier than doing it all by hand...

[@hypercubing5710]

exactly

[@KayTheKaiju]

Fun fact : that right 😂

[@shadowowl6322]

YEAH!!!!!! FOR SUREEEEEE!!!

[@KayTheKaiju]

@@shadowowl6322 apakah anda orang indo?

[@shadowowl6322]

@@KayTheKaiju Busyeeettt!!! Heiiii!!! Bagaimana anda bisa menyimpulkan, kalau diri saya yang lemah ini adalah orang dengan kewarganegaraan Indonesia ? wkwkwkwk Anda DUKUN YAAA ???

[@doomscrollergyatt]

Really cool to see that there is research and development for these contraptions

[@ciarapaisley245]

This seems a lot harder then my normal morning routine

[@audreydanielle03]

Exactly 😂

[@Paladhn]

Same

[@konthoujampepe2692]

@@Paladhn pppp

[@twinxiest3116]

i lik dis

[@RailsByBilly]

I totally agree!

[@morx3404]

When the ballon popped I laughed so hard 😂

[@chinnyokonkwo5162]

Me too 😂

[@morx3404]

@@chinnyokonkwo5162 Haha 😂

[@Vasska_playz]

Me to 😂😂😂😂

[@peterkowalewski7414]

Me theree

[@texyrexy]

4:47 - think we found out how 'The Donald' gets ready in the morning.

[@leoscoillat8655]

I think you miswrote "Wallace".

[@earthtraverse8714]

Wow lol no kidding

[@harlbertmayerh7523]

Trumq

[@icrazyy1100]

Donald trump?

[@texyrexy]

@@icrazyy1100 is there someone else known as 'The Donald' who also has an orange face?

[@lidalida9017]

LOL. it actually looked better at the end! Love this!

[@druid6]

Wow, it actually works pretty well :D

[@ginovalentino5735]

Bro get off KZbin and go work for NASA… we need you❤

[@Mrpicklepants]

Yeah

[@JDYSBOYS]

He could do both

[@yenifermiquilena8375]

Listo

[@wendyrollason2884]

Don’t be rude to the guy for god sake

[@wendyrollason2884]

No

[@lauver18]

I always get late for my work Him: and i took that personally

[@adamc.m.2145]

lol

[@freecopyrightmusic9013]

Thanks for the creativity Josephs..

[@BujuArena]

Jeez, the spoilers at the beginning are brutal. I was looking forward to discovering all the funny stuff from watching it go. Thanks for the cool machine video! I love your videos! I just wish you would explain it all at the end instead of the beginning.

[@JosephsMachines]

This is actually quite useful feedback, thanks! I'm curious if other people had this experience too? The reason I put in so much at the beginning is for people that aren't familiar with my work, I need to show them a lot to get them interested in watching the whole thing. But of course I don't want to give away too much or there's no point watching the rest. I'd love to hear what other people have to say, who else thought I gave away too much? I honestly thought the shots at the beginning were so fast that you barely have time to understand what's happening in them but maybe I'm wrong!

[@christhebirb]

@@JosephsMachines Honestly, I like the way you did it with your cake server. Show the machine in one video, and do a follow-up where you explain the details.

[@blackdeath39muffin45]

First time here and tbh the beginning did attract me to watch the whole thing

[@erikkennedy]

@@JosephsMachines Personally, I thought the way you set the scene was fine, and I'm not a first-time viewer by any means.

[@mohitarathore7962]

@@JosephsMachines Thank you

[@joelroblesacosta2132]

When he screamed when the balloon popped made me laugh so hard

[@waasar]

The makeup stamp works so much better than expected. I wonder why it doesn't exist yet

[@oceansunrise2661]

Who else got this randomly in the recommendations?

[@erinnwright2011]

Me

[@ManicMama.]

This was great. I was looking up Rube Goldberg machines and when I originally clicked on this video I thought it was just going to show the final result, not him going through how he makes it. That's awesome and I love the humor you add to it! I'll definitely be checking out the rest of your videos!

[@crainpanda8936]

l always have a great time watching your videos

[@Princessclairee]

8:04 lmao The machines are quite nice but geez this is funny😂😂,goodwork Joseph😄

[@vgnow6558]

Best youtube content ever 😆👍

[@hybrid7948]

1:43 Joseph :aaa Text day ,my friend asked me what Joseph scared Me: balloon bomb

[@butterflyplayzzz2117]

This was awsome the makeup applier was super neat the first one not so good lol

[@user-ls7wl7xo3k]

i love how the sponge in the face wash machine is shaped like a flower😂😂

[@theuserbee]

This video ended a bad day on a high note. Thank you for turning our down curves☹️up 😊😊😊 !!

[@getin3949]

YES, you DO look pretty Joseph, pretty hilarious. You're worth a million laughs.

[@shannondavis4341]

your life isnt worth it

[@khansanalir6782]

Hi this is my first time watching This vid and my comment is amazingly

[@rubyharris4132]

7:40 can’t stop laughing lmao

[@Vasska_playz]

Ahahaha

[@brixbuildz]

I died after the first one lmaoooo

[@Red-or1fn]

Getting some serious Wlalace and grommit vibes here. This is awesome!

[@rachaelpowell7364]

3:55 makeup machine. (puts the makeup on.) Joseph: "do I look pretty?" Me: yes you look AMAZING." 😂🤣lol oof!

[@tejalverma7119]

Amazing! Extremely crazy! 🤪

[@AFFTFOMSICHTS]

I always laugh so hard during these

[@izzylay1132]

Same~ 😂

[@shannondavis4341]

when

[@kpopmic]

Makeup applying was just osmm.... somebody hellpp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisawang1724]

It feels like watching a horror movie at the first time when it really starts, but ended a comedy! Did any one says that you remind me of Sheldon in “Big Bang”? Well done!

[@Sploonfish]

This made my day! I am so happy

[@chenax9577]

I always love to see your videos, keep it up :)

[@skymycat1]

Were on our way too The Jetsons . This dudes hysterical 🤣

[@VSP_5]

3:42 Wow it's Perfect

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

Just saw this in my recommendations and I'm going to thank youtube for recommending me to this its a good channel

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

I just realized the video is uploaded 1 year ago😆

[@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985]

Still great video

[@vedanshsanghi1287]

You use your hands to create such a amazing machineries buy why can't you use that hands in doing easy daily life works. BTW I really love all your machinery.😍😍

[@alexiadeleon6694]

I was looking for your videos and I see it thank you for posting this😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Crazychloe-xt3wi]

I died laughing cause of the wash makeup thing

[@정범옥]

That's cool, Good! 아이디어 좋습니다 ㅎㅎㅎ 재미있있네요 파이팅하세요 구독 좋아요

[@ShermeenAhmad]

Joseph : **tries the face washer* Also Joseph : **drowns and gets up*

[@zhixinbalby133]

to you

[@zhixinbalby133]

toyou like you

[@Nature-w2d]

When The Hand Was Swinging It Was Pike Slapping Him😅😅😅😂

[@micajodomino]

Definitely one of your funniest videos yet! Great job :)

[@jaleesablake2240]

You are so smart with these machines

[@sydneystanley3261]

I started laughing so hard when the light was just swinging around him.

[@sergiozapatavera8280]

You're a genius, man 😮

[@42212]

3:11 lol 😂 the hands smacking ü

[@catherineupton6574]

Thank you for giving me several good laughs this morning!

[@TocaAnnie383]

Every mistake he maKes I laugh do hard I cry 😂🤣😂

[@ElegantlyDivinee]

I loved this 😂🥰 thank you

[@no.6_the_only]

3:49 my fav song ride of the valkyries. thanks

[@globalfactsdigest]

9 minutes of my life that wont come back ever!!

[@leynalulu]

3:30 ✨Human car wash✨

[@davidchang5862]

You are a genius pal. Pls carry on making all these wacky and useless tools. U really save my day. 😂👍🤣

[@thomasmoran8958]

A watering can pouring on my face would definitely wake me up in the morning

[@JulesDuderstadt]

I love you’re videos so much

[@maxcurrie7525]

2:20 I think I've seen this part before just without the spoon.

[@TiktokVideos-is7gc]

This is so fun i love it🥰

[@Sami-tm5fv]

2:40 when you forgot your exam is today

[@fransees]

this is the perfect amount of genius!

[@rtfury6503]

I have never laughed so much! Thank you Joseph! x

[@kimrorabaw631]

We love you on KZbin. You’re so funny.

[@DocCool]

Hello Folks! Here's my brand new waterboarding machine! ;) CIA has already ordered ;)

[@chloeball4658]

This was so cool. The ending was so funny

[@ChaseDJ549]

I can’t imagine me getting slapped in the face to get myself awake.

[@creativefatimamemon1966]

The end was so funny😂😂😂

[@BIRINCIYIM]

"Joshep you are a clever guy"

[@DaPyxl]

I used to watch all ur videos now I’ve found u again I’ve continued 😅😅

[@VSP_5]

2:55 i died laughing

[@TheRogueStatesman]

he created the perfect oompa loompa machine! :O

[@lunalovedraw3783]

In all of my years- I have NEVER E V E R heard of “eyebrow & lip protectors” someone pls explain ;-;

[@blossom_cotton6274]

Same

[@khairulanuar7285]

same

[@mannguyen3970]

He put cut strips of wax paper and used a form of light glue

[@mj1310]

I think he stuck stickers to his face 😂

[@thatoneteddybearinyourchil8319]

Same

[@EASYEXPERIMENTs]

Perfect✔️ Thank you ❤️☺️

[@wabyjojohnston9606]

“I know how I can make money on KZbin, just turn my house into the Wallace and Gromit house, and film it!”

[@suriomeyra6571]

Genius and creative guy!

[@moosimus6492]

Hey Joseph! I really love your videos and have a suggestion for something in the future! Maybe try making a machine that is re-usable and doesn’t have to be reset (maybe resets itself?)

[@MrsFrobbel]

Thats the real Sheldon Cooper! A genius!

[@mejulie69]

7:38 I love

[@celesterodriguez9135]

The actual best video

[@EdieLaurenne]

the makeup makes him look like donaldd trump

[@savageboy_347]

😂😂

[@ainsleymoloney9805]

Agreed 😂

[@just4funproductions649]

I copied

[@UNITED_STATES_OF_AMERICA_24]

So true 😂

[@GlacieionsDiamandsPokemon]

We don’t talk about him shut up

[@somalia5019]

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