The Morning Show: GREG COTE TUESDAY | 09/27/2022 | The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: "Greg Cote's Health Scare" | 00:00 - 43:04
Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cote and the crew react to the Dolphins beating the Bills on Sunday and Billy wants to know who is in and who is out on the Dolphins. Also, we discuss the Cesta Cyclones opening match on Friday night and the serious health scare that happened to Greg Cote.
Big Suey: "Jumping Charlie " | 43:06 - 01:18:09
Greg Cote updates us on America's favorite fantasy team, Greg's Lobos. We also get an update on Greg's dog Jumping Charlie.
The Morning Show: GREG COTE TUESDAY | 09/27/2022 | The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz
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[@PRBoricua23]

Having just lost my father in 2021, the story about Greg Cote is fucking heartbreaking man. Take care of your father, Chris, please!

[@piteusx8440]

I don't know if I should be worried or laugh about Greg? Ultimately, this is the show.

[@chubbycoxe]

He coughed for months and he stifled them. Phlegm can't kill Greg Cote.

[@tua2waddle72]

Omg Greg just dropped dead 😂 they just say it so casually like their waiting for it.

[@gabdex83]

Dont know if you should be laughing at uncomfortable death jokes after a loved one was legitimately feared deceased a mere 2 days ago?? YOUGETDASHOW

[@harrytoms90]

I can barely stay conscious when I get like that, funny but serious. Antithesis of the show.

[@hunchofbg9724]

😂😂😂😂

[@SuperPaul420]

The knight night part from billy was incredible timing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@timbrown6715]

Greg is a public treasure!!!

[@Victory1507ci]

I forgot how funny this was! Love Greg Cote

[@elliottmoorenow]

The absolute horror when Greg used the words schlong and granddaughter in the same sentence

[@hawgs145]

God please keep Greg Cote around a lot longer, that jumping Charlie segment was an all timer, thank you Greg!

[@scottwarren574]

44:45 - You can tell how defeated Dan was today. He is the only one the cares about the grid of death now that it is sponsored, and how he has to do another show dressed at that. He knows he is going to get a lot of comments about it too, which is why he is doing the 'Mad Fatter' thing... Stay strong Dan. I love the show and you.

[@sam6545]

Use your power Dan. Make the container do their punishments, don't let them fraud out while you stay strong!!

[@DudeBro824]

1:00:15 "Anyway, he ate my couch" so damn funny!!! 🤣 🤣

[@keithedwards8365]

So deep into his own narcissism that he NEVER noticed Dan making sure nobody interrupted cause it would interrupt his self involvement... questions?? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@True2282]

GREG COTE YOU ARE THE GOAT

[@Megs658]

I’m so glad they saved Greg. Back in my day.. when I had a couch..

[@rodneydavis2830]

I don't wanna live in a world that doesn't have the sunshine that is Greg Cote

[@djbingham5451]

Mike Ryan still has the Browns on his shoulder 😂😂

[@everetthudson4741]

It’s a chip

[@davidcohen465]

Dude, if I lived in Miami instead of LA I would be at those Jai Alai games hanging with Mike and Cote. Go Clones!!

[@tubby6339]

Mike doesn't want fans approaching him in public

[@cornhuskerfever]

Charlie jumps 6 feet off the ground?! Sounds like he's got some crazy vert

[@michaelbirch5270]

fainting three times in six months... Jesus. You can tell by his tone that Chris is terrified but is kinda resigned to it. If anyone has earned the right to cough openly, it is Greg Cote. That man has brought us all so much joy and laughter.

[@Richycito]

Tone. $2.

[@jaelee7449]

I need this today. Thank you Greg, thank you Dan, Thank you all! I haven’t laughed this hard every rewind hahaha God bless Greg! Bey…… haha

[@ajt2329]

"K" as in knight with a "k".....I love this show

[@user-xd6gr1yb6d]

I already love Greg... but when he's on, he's incredible.

[@Wonga-Taa]

"He's stuffed" 😂 Gotta love Roy!!!!!

[@donhello7522]

I cant put my finger on it, but there's something missing that made this show really good..

[@mikeberndt4048]

A game of Clue!? I'm dead.🤣🤣

[@lepkebuchalter902]

That is truly frightening Greg fainting and face down. I'm so glad he is doing well. I just saw Dan as I'm typing at least that cheered me up after that story . Who the fuck wants to die at jai alai match in public.

[@greggweiner8948]

Greg Cote is so god damn funny. jesus. i was crying. dog's pecker bit,,,,gold

[@georgeparker8198]

Peak Greg Cote, you love to see it

[@elliedo01]

Chris, you should probably know where the AED is whenever you go to a large venue/mall.

[@gordonwobby223]

CPR cert is quick and easy too and smart for those with vulnerable elderly.

[@mikeb6904]

Best show in a while

[@JL--]

Instant classic today

[@yourmomdooer21]

Dan doing this as the mad hatter is so funny

[@davisconstantine7164]

45:30 Carrot cake top joke was spot on 🤣 And 56:28 Charlie eating the couch excuse caught me off guard 🤣

[@tammieguidry3919]

Hey Mr. Cote here is a idea for back in my day. Screen Doors !!!

[@ricardodavidtapiasaldana5500]

59:20 OMG 🤣🤣🤣

[@malcolm2k10]

Greg had a good idea for back in my day earlier…Coughing

[@55Tgrace]

Fainting + bonafides = faintafides

[@Beesonal]

I couldn’t breath at “he ate my couch”

[@tubby6339]

Greg "the fainting 🐐" Cote

[@jaelee7449]

“ you explained it well” Stu! Haha

[@jaelee7449]

“Questions?” Hahahaha

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Levity in the face of mortality. What a beautiful gift.

[@Twoxtimes04]

Man I was stuck in between being worried and not being able to stop smiling at the imagine of Greg Cote being face down.. Thank god he’s alright though

[@justanotheridiot4268]

Great idea for a “Back in my day”: what happened to coughing in public.

[@TheKatieLea]

I assume Abby helped with Stu's hair today 😛

[@gordonwobby223]

I picture the scene at Jai alai being backgrounded by bon jovi's "Blaze of Glory"

[@walkerdumontj]

I have never laughed so hard at the thought of someone dying or having a near death experience. Even imaging Chris' yell... yup I'm a terrible person but Greg Cote is the king of content.

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Levity in the face of mortality. What a beautiful gift.

[@JL--]

"K as in night with a K. N as in night without a K". Damn genius.

[@ScryMeARiver1]

Chris did y’all take Greg to the hospital? Did y’all get him an EKG?

[@michaeldelemos1789]

Why does stew look 10 years younger today?

[@2kallday21]

Get better, Greg

[@Toliver907]

17:08 "A couple of fainters, cuttin' it up😂" that made me physically and literally laugh out loud

[@mitchapalooza1]

ditto stu always gets me when i'm in the other room half listening

[@jaelee7449]

So excited, btw he ate my couch haha

[@mca217]

32:25 never change Greg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielvazquez81]

OMG I loved u died and came back a better host! ROFL! LMAO!

[@bigheff517]

This show still thinks the QBs play 1v1

[@robertminor2111]

To be fair most casual football analysis has that. I know it can get annoying if you don’t frame it right so I just approach it as listening to a bunch of friends talking about sports that I get to listen to 😊

[@YourFavMusician]

Dan, WHY TF did u ask if his ass was in the air? 😂😂😂 glad Greg is ok…

[@tubby6339]

Put Greg in an oxygenated bubble at Friday's game

[@jaelee7449]

Damn, it’s dark outside. Meadowlark media maybe buy some screen guards?

[@BlessedAreTheCheesemakers]

a Manny will always let you down

[@andrewhiguera7790]

What is the name of this sport they are talking about

[@choonghuh]

LOBOS!

[@luis7456]

BAAAAYYYYY

[@revo1336]

Manny Fernandez 17 tackles,1 sack SBVII , should be on all-time SB team

[@jaelee7449]

Hahahaha I love Greg Cote. Skip Big Suey till 53:32. Dan picks his nose at 53:32, haha he didn’t eat me, she saw haha bey……. I’ve been rewatching and dying laughing. He’s such a jem. Please don’t die, see a doctor

[@yaboythealien]

He dropped a dookie 👽🍻

[@chubbycoxe]

Billy once said, "Greg Cote you'll miss him when he's gone." but that won't happen for quite awhile. What if Greg is actually the true phlegmbrandt? Only stifled.

[@ajt2329]

Stu waving sausages about how ridiculous it is that you can't cough, as he has judged people for coughing near him the entire pandemic, chef's kiss....pretty sure he yelled at Dan for coughing near him within the last week

[@Imactuallynighthawk]

Joe Burrow gives me Eli Manning vibes

[@byronburkhalter2950]

Syncope. It’s a thing.

[@Twotabzproductions]

Stu Loki g rough today

[@jaiden84]

Seriously is Greg ok

[@joshpatterson09]

@59:44 this may be the funniest thing hes ever said

[@tylerwilliamshernandez7286]

Is he saying obey or bae?

[@thewalrus4445]

56:39 He's stuffed ---Thank's weed

[@asceticblur]

Questions? 😂

[@robertminor2111]

If one of you starts to get into dangerous controversial territory, play Greg’s sound

[@Reese13]

Y'all joke around too much man. Greg, glad you're okay. Damn, this show man...

[@bcg5175]

all they had to do was turn it into an hno

[@tubby6339]

You mean not enough. What do you want, sports talk? Hell no, that ain't the show

[@Freddy-ek8vg]

All you have to do is cover your cough and it's that easy. People have always been jerks when they don't cover their cough. 5 years ago or today. Or like the idiots that sneeze in their hands and keep on touching everything at a store.

[@slappydoodle]

Sooooo.... we all love McDaniel Shhhhh we've all moved past the Brian Flores fiasco

[@305TUCCI]

59:45 schlong 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keysersoze6506]

Dan is giving credence to Miami being a bad sports town by complaining about how wants his "team" to play football. You're with em when it's bad or good. No in between

[@TheHateless1]

Sounds like a utility guy

[@MarioSanchez-gw7cw]

Can someone tell me why he randomly dresses up in costumes every now and then?

[@zoinforms]

He's paying off punishments from the Grid of Death.

[@abefrohman81]

"We all sping into action..." Does Mike plan out the most insufferably narcissistic way to tell every fucking story?

[@SMOOTHIE1113]

U guys going “down the chute” plz get relevant again, I miss Ron n adnan n brockmire......? Repeats reallly #oldhead. 😢

[@Reese13]

Put it on the poll: Does Billy ever get sick of Billy? Jesus man...🤯😡🤬

[@156football]

I never get sick of Billy

[@Reese13]

@@156football Awesome for you.

[@TheCphsmh]

You don’t get the shoooooowwww 😂

[@piteusx8440]

That's the point. Even Billy gets sick of Billy.

[@abefrohman81]

I get sick of douchebags who don't get the show. I also get sick of douchebags who use way too many emojis.

[@warrenknox9688]

put greg cote in a home where i dont have to hear or see him preesh

[@psafkow]

I thought I was the only one. You're my brother.

[@tubby6339]

Say hi to art briles

[@sam6545]

@@tubby6339 beat me to it

[@RPMc922]

Can someone please explain why Roy is on this show. He doesn't watch sports and never speaks! Nice guy and all, but come on...

[@dantediego]

I don't get this scared to cough ish? Just effing cough! If you're sick stay home! This country is not as good as it was 3 years ago what the f happened? A little pandemic turned everybody soft!

[@tubby6339]

A million people dying will do that

[@davidellis5141]

The Bills 🐃 are far superior to the Dolphins 🐬.

[@rokka222]

The Dolphins punted a ball off their own player's ass in their own endzone and still won...cya.

[@SolidSnake85]

1:01:24 Questions?