The Most Brutal Yo Mama Joke

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Matt Shaver

Matt Shaver

Күн бұрын

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@joshuaE-10
@joshuaE-10 2 жыл бұрын
"Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her" feel free to use this
@MattXShaver
@MattXShaver 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a great one 😂
@rehanabdullah7626
@rehanabdullah7626 2 жыл бұрын
Feel 'free' to use B dmm tsss
@moseslenana65
@moseslenana65 Жыл бұрын
"Yo mama so fat the pavement sued her out of £200,000/200,000$"
@spob811
@spob811 Жыл бұрын
bonus round “Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl”
@joshuaE-10
@joshuaE-10 Жыл бұрын
@@spob811 thats the most common one everyone knows tho 😂
@Blaze_G6
@Blaze_G6 Жыл бұрын
*Guy who doesn't get his mom died in a plane crash* 💀
@The_Basic_Bee
@The_Basic_Bee Жыл бұрын
I wonder where she hit 🤔 ✈️🗼🗼
@Jay_Nicole
@Jay_Nicole Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vidyasagarukey3683
@vidyasagarukey3683 Жыл бұрын
"yo mama is so slow thath it took her 9 month's to make a joke" feel free to use this
@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894
@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894 Жыл бұрын
Holly shit-/pos
@ratvioli4027
@ratvioli4027 10 ай бұрын
I said that and no one got it and they didn’t find it funny or insulting
@Nynsai_altfun_2
@Nynsai_altfun_2 10 ай бұрын
Holy fricc that was firee💀💀💀💀💀
@KaustubhMore-tk3br
@KaustubhMore-tk3br 6 ай бұрын
How is that even good!?! That from the internet
@rizzapartoza6888
@rizzapartoza6888 Жыл бұрын
"Yo mama so fat the whales sang "we are family even tho your fatter than me" feel free too use this💀💀
@MR.DUCKYYT
@MR.DUCKYYT Жыл бұрын
We are family, even though you’re fatter than me
@MR.DUCKYYT
@MR.DUCKYYT Жыл бұрын
That’s what they sing lol
@marshjellow105
@marshjellow105 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the ways I thought this video would end, that was NOT one of them. Good job lol, really funny twist ending
@MattXShaver
@MattXShaver 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😁 Glad you liked it!
@Galvinge
@Galvinge 2 жыл бұрын
@@MattXShaver i liked it as well 😂
@geovannymorajr.1065
@geovannymorajr.1065 2 жыл бұрын
​@@MattXShaver imagine telling that to Prince John from Disney's Robin Hood.
@CalebJones2008
@CalebJones2008 4 ай бұрын
"yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares." feel free to use this one
@JayCanpull
@JayCanpull 5 ай бұрын
Y’all pulling these yo momma jokes out of your head but one thing you won’t pull me out of is yo momma😂😂.
@King_baconYT
@King_baconYT Жыл бұрын
Another yo mama joke:"yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice"🗿
@Nynsai_altfun_2
@Nynsai_altfun_2 Жыл бұрын
that was actually nice
@JACK_YTJMS
@JACK_YTJMS 11 ай бұрын
Your mom os so old when i told her to act her age and she died
@TravisBaker-l9b
@TravisBaker-l9b 11 ай бұрын
I got 1yo mama so fat thanos had to clap and she only lost some weight
@JACK_YTJMS
@JACK_YTJMS 11 ай бұрын
@@TravisBaker-l9b your mama so fat when the doctor told her to raise her chin she said which one
@Mascotanimates2777
@Mascotanimates2777 7 ай бұрын
Yo mama so stupid she throws the brick at car to take a shelter
@FakerSideYT
@FakerSideYT Жыл бұрын
“Yo mama so OLD when she went to a museum the alarm went off” Feel free To use that
@4K_Asahi
@4K_Asahi Жыл бұрын
"Yo mama so dumb; when she slipped into my DMs, my phone storage went all out" "Yo mama so fat, not even her GHOST could float" "Yo mama so stupid: when she stepped on the scale, it said "I need your weight, not your phone number"
@natureboy1313
@natureboy1313 11 ай бұрын
Your momma is soooo old, her birth certificate is etched in stone.
@prithwishsarkar7023
@prithwishsarkar7023 3 ай бұрын
Wtf😂😂
@prithwishsarkar7023
@prithwishsarkar7023 3 ай бұрын
​@@natureboy1313nahhhh😂😂😂
@Bread62847
@Bread62847 3 ай бұрын
Yo mama so fat when she went to the party, everyone became fat just like her
@TTV_BJ19
@TTV_BJ19 4 ай бұрын
Here one*yo mama so stupid when she turned on airplane mode she thought she can fly*💀💀💀💀💀
@kyleee_doan
@kyleee_doan 9 ай бұрын
“ yo mama so slow that it took her nine months to make a joke ”
@antigonagela9083
@antigonagela9083 7 ай бұрын
*yawns🥱* yo mama so fat that she went to space the black hole trys to soak her up but it cant but she only got stuck in middle by the hole🥱🥱🥱
@Golfbal
@Golfbal 10 ай бұрын
"Yo mamas teeth so yellow the cars slow down when they see her smile" feel free to use this
@prithwishsarkar7023
@prithwishsarkar7023 3 ай бұрын
Bruuuuhhh😂😂😂😂😂
@addison7036
@addison7036 Жыл бұрын
I think the one that was telling the plane or was so funny I loved it😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😆😆
@delta_aviation17
@delta_aviation17 4 ай бұрын
As an avgeek, this was so out of the blue for me😂.
@alicenguyen4630
@alicenguyen4630 8 ай бұрын
Yall I got one! “Your mama so stupid. That she thought you can make a hot dog by bringing a dog outside (when is hot outside)” every one should understand
@KeithEvans-ch2jz
@KeithEvans-ch2jz Жыл бұрын
Since Gogrify history your mum is a mistiery❤😂
@Laundry-Baseball
@Laundry-Baseball 9 ай бұрын
Yo mama so poor she ran after the garbage truck with a grocery list
@TheChristianIsaiah
@TheChristianIsaiah 4 ай бұрын
Yo mama so old when she went into a museum they didn’t let her out
@SnuggieMaple
@SnuggieMaple Жыл бұрын
Yes my Mama is so Canadian 😤
@elusivenahwoo
@elusivenahwoo Жыл бұрын
Whenever I make a Yo mama joke, it ends with the: "SUPER BOWL! YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" 🇺🇸😆🍺
@segasaif424
@segasaif424 5 ай бұрын
Ultimate comeback :”I can’t do yo mom jokes to you” Them :”why?” You :”cause you dont have a mom”
@alanvargas4431
@alanvargas4431 6 ай бұрын
*enters the battle* Yo mama is so short, when she went to see Santa, he told her to get back to work.
@Lt.Hogwash
@Lt.Hogwash Ай бұрын
All right, your mama, so fat, her farts cause global warming
@Hollow_89-zp9um
@Hollow_89-zp9um 9 ай бұрын
“Yo mama, so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke”
@Pixelton
@Pixelton 2 жыл бұрын
Bro i can’t see how relatable this is when I try to roast my 8 year old cousins with with lmfao Oh yeah ur underrated af as well =)
@MattXShaver
@MattXShaver 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😂
@natureboy1313
@natureboy1313 11 ай бұрын
Your mommas arm pits are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
@icecandydf1730
@icecandydf1730 2 жыл бұрын
Yo mama said "yES thE FloOr iS mADe oF fLooR"
@Sara-GavinArthur-sl6wo
@Sara-GavinArthur-sl6wo Жыл бұрын
Ava❤🎉😢😮😅😊😂🎉had you dudhsisheididgejskdhh K s I kshshh oh sii I d highly con bc bc V go off go hhjjkkkkkkkko old egg
@Sara-GavinArthur-sl6wo
@Sara-GavinArthur-sl6wo Жыл бұрын
Sjdsididjjdjdhdjdhhdhdhdhdhdhdjdjjdjdjjjdjdhhe
@izzah2918
@izzah2918 Жыл бұрын
Bro got instant karma
@xyruskeiannemartin5760
@xyruskeiannemartin5760 7 ай бұрын
Yo mama so bad he left a ring on the lako
@S.F.F29_UNITED
@S.F.F29_UNITED 3 ай бұрын
"Him" This whole comment doesn't make any sense... 😐
@Neymarjr-ri9te
@Neymarjr-ri9te Жыл бұрын
Bruh it's so funny
@Afz_Julls2415
@Afz_Julls2415 11 ай бұрын
"yo Mama's so fat thanos Had to Snap Twice"💀
@manishashrestha3127
@manishashrestha3127 7 ай бұрын
People stawp ❤
@rumyum
@rumyum Жыл бұрын
You are hilarious 😂 Did you ever watch "yo mama"? I think you would love them.
@Memerz55
@Memerz55 9 ай бұрын
Another one “yo mama so fat, she didn’t make it into university” 💀
@landonbeckett9942
@landonbeckett9942 2 жыл бұрын
Thats literally my brother lol
@Kingkaimani
@Kingkaimani 7 ай бұрын
Mama, so dumb, she cut open the pineapple she tried to look for SpongeBob
@antigonagela9083
@antigonagela9083 7 ай бұрын
yo mama so fat shes the fattes l sigma in ohio 😑
@Blazeblaze4810
@Blazeblaze4810 Жыл бұрын
Wait when he said this is what I'm trying to tell you sounds like the bee movie character the bee
@SnuggieMaple
@SnuggieMaple Жыл бұрын
Make Canadian yo mama jokes and other countries too
@Bellingham-g9f
@Bellingham-g9f 29 күн бұрын
"yo mama so ugly I brought her too the zoo the gorrilas said when will she get out"
@Danjvi12
@Danjvi12 10 ай бұрын
Lets Play Mama Joke! ☺ Mf When He Always Hear 911 Announcement: ☠
@Marbenn2014
@Marbenn2014 Жыл бұрын
"Yo mama so black-"
@Nynsai_altfun_2
@Nynsai_altfun_2 Жыл бұрын
☠️
@antigonagela9083
@antigonagela9083 7 ай бұрын
dont be racist
@Tessaschollshater
@Tessaschollshater Ай бұрын
For those who don’t get it ,the first guys momma actually died in a plane crash
@zakariyamuridi
@zakariyamuridi Жыл бұрын
“Yo mama so faat , all the mcdonalds food are gone
@natureboy1313
@natureboy1313 11 ай бұрын
Your moma is so fat. After 1 trip to Mcdonalds they had to change the sign from 4 billion served to 12 billion.
@antigonagela9083
@antigonagela9083 7 ай бұрын
yo mama so fat wen she logs on roblox and hoos on the strongest battle ground not even golden arrow can defeat her
@ewanroberts134
@ewanroberts134 9 ай бұрын
😂
@kslays9634
@kslays9634 Ай бұрын
Ayee 😊
@jessemiles5700
@jessemiles5700 Жыл бұрын
😂😅😂😂😅
@Theonewhoseeks12
@Theonewhoseeks12 Жыл бұрын
That’s so me-
@sawaungwinkhant5121
@sawaungwinkhant5121 Жыл бұрын
He should have say:" Yo mama so fat that a plane can't carry her and she died in a plane crash." But yo mama didn't really die in a plane crash right cause I am concerned about my comment but still put it anyway.😮
@Minnesota418
@Minnesota418 2 ай бұрын
Turned into Jerry sienfeld
@rpmrodney0813
@rpmrodney0813 Жыл бұрын
ROASTED!
@yapchunyumoe5334
@yapchunyumoe5334 Жыл бұрын
me trying to battle with my freinds my freinds :yomama so fat she broke a house
@SnuggieMaple
@SnuggieMaple Жыл бұрын
💀
@jessicalyman6404
@jessicalyman6404 9 ай бұрын
This is literally Goku
@WilfredoMendez-x6w
@WilfredoMendez-x6w 9 ай бұрын
"You momma so fat thanos had to clap to make here disappear" "You momma so fat when thanos clapped she turned into cheeto dust" Feel free to use these two
@antigonagela9083
@antigonagela9083 7 ай бұрын
yo mama so old she was born in dinosaur age and when they died shes a walking skeleton
@Givzomy
@Givzomy 10 ай бұрын
Damn just like your mom took 9 month to make a joke
@madebyv1nce
@madebyv1nce 2 жыл бұрын
good roast
@sallydetweiler183
@sallydetweiler183 9 ай бұрын
Yo mama so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew oooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
@geo_rdy
@geo_rdy Жыл бұрын
"yo mama so bla-"
@lindomthethwa8131
@lindomthethwa8131 Жыл бұрын
Emotional damage your breath smells like cabbage your mama’s a savage
@prime7582
@prime7582 Жыл бұрын
“Your mom is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard” “Your mom is so dumb that she tried to jump out the basement window…”
@antigonagela9083
@antigonagela9083 7 ай бұрын
yo mama so stupid that she hearn on the news there is a serial killer she hides all her cerial by a closet
@debramberry
@debramberry Жыл бұрын
Bully: hey Nerd why are you so small? Nerd: IDK why are you so Fat? 😂
@justjewellent
@justjewellent Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jeannieemmett3631
@jeannieemmett3631 Ай бұрын
Fatty and skinny went to bed find a roll over and skinny was dead 😅
@Lolynys
@Lolynys 11 ай бұрын
You have the same mom
@nhsl_music
@nhsl_music Жыл бұрын
RIP 🙏🏼
@Sara-GavinArthur-sl6wo
@Sara-GavinArthur-sl6wo Жыл бұрын
Sarah
@jessicabridges8043
@jessicabridges8043 9 ай бұрын
your teeth are so yellow one you smile cars slow down 😂
@MernaAli-oi6rx
@MernaAli-oi6rx 4 ай бұрын
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!😶
@Hehehaha-king
@Hehehaha-king Жыл бұрын
If yall didn't get it the guy who didn't know how to do yo mama jokes tried to tell him that her mother actually died lol
@yaniravillarino630
@yaniravillarino630 Жыл бұрын
O my gooood
@ye3tm4ster17
@ye3tm4ster17 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@YahavAriel
@YahavAriel 12 күн бұрын
Use this one but plz give credit to me Yo momma so black... she follows her own shadow around!
@thefingerprint6023
@thefingerprint6023 Жыл бұрын
yo mama so old when someone tells her to act her age she died use this joke next time bud
@Kingkaimani
@Kingkaimani 7 ай бұрын
What’s between you and your grandma grandma pass
@pamtheman5748
@pamtheman5748 2 жыл бұрын
That is awkward
@MattXShaver
@MattXShaver 2 жыл бұрын
Very
@coopersawesomeday4968
@coopersawesomeday4968 2 жыл бұрын
True super true
@laagreenp2778
@laagreenp2778 Жыл бұрын
😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😳💕
@Lovesagaysaychannel
@Lovesagaysaychannel Жыл бұрын
Joe mama joke
@puppetvr222
@puppetvr222 9 ай бұрын
Hear
@Iamhim665
@Iamhim665 10 ай бұрын
I got one, Your mama so old when she was told to be herself, she died😮
@Imjayfrfr
@Imjayfrfr Жыл бұрын
You have more calories than the local supermarket Your the reason they invented double doors The only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC There something on your chin, no the third one You could be a 4-chin-teller Your workout is getting the last chip from the Pringles jar You use cheat codes for Wii fit When's the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror I'm not gonna sugar coat this cause you'd eat it, your fat. You look like you sold your neck for a chin Your pants say yoga, but your body screams McDonald's
@crystnade
@crystnade 2 жыл бұрын
RIP
@whatdoiputhere8273
@whatdoiputhere8273 2 жыл бұрын
WAIT
@MattXShaver
@MattXShaver 2 жыл бұрын
😳
@patriciawerner2176
@patriciawerner2176 Жыл бұрын
114
@sekendoosk7829
@sekendoosk7829 Жыл бұрын
Rip
@HopeHayes-m6y
@HopeHayes-m6y 9 ай бұрын
Why just why
@Idkwhattonamyself
@Idkwhattonamyself Жыл бұрын
it is jeo noy yo
@plutoblueeyes
@plutoblueeyes Жыл бұрын
Yo mama so lazy,
@plutoblueeyes
@plutoblueeyes 25 күн бұрын
It took her a year to finish this joke
@alvimerlineax399
@alvimerlineax399 9 ай бұрын
Drrrryyy
@renemartinez2384
@renemartinez2384 Жыл бұрын
999
@lemonandlimeprime3515
@lemonandlimeprime3515 2 жыл бұрын
Uniqe loop
@IxNxI
@IxNxI 6 ай бұрын
hey hey come on now ....lets get off the mamma jokes...cuse i just got off yours...
@the_silliest_of_guys
@the_silliest_of_guys 7 ай бұрын
BIG L
@Gg_man11
@Gg_man11 Жыл бұрын
ᕼI
@barbarahvictor4157
@barbarahvictor4157 10 ай бұрын
Don't say that to
@RobloXian-krn-L
@RobloXian-krn-L Жыл бұрын
yo mama so broken heart: mama said i lab you bebey boy and me moah and her boyfriend left her in a restturant
@somerandomuser2731
@somerandomuser2731 Жыл бұрын
Iol
@crisantinapangilinan8375
@crisantinapangilinan8375 Жыл бұрын
SS
@veronikamitonska9158
@veronikamitonska9158 9 ай бұрын
Tit
@ReoTheAvocado
@ReoTheAvocado Жыл бұрын
Yo mamma jokes are offensive and rude
@CalebJones2008
@CalebJones2008 4 ай бұрын
Not really.
@Char_Official123
@Char_Official123 Жыл бұрын
The poor guy is talking about his own mom. Because it's the same person.🥲
@Tessaschollshater
@Tessaschollshater Ай бұрын
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