The Most BS Martial Artists Ever - Fake Kung Fu, Fake Chi, Fake Karate Breakdown

[@FightCommentary]

To see us examine the first master's techniques: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3zZnGSBrc-hoMU Thank you all for your hilarious comments! Glad you were entertained by this comedic critique ;) Also, thank you so much for letting me know that YMCA means Young Man's Christian Association ;) Shoutout viewer Markus Puschert for saying it's: not tiger. actually it´s "taiga" ^^ That vietnamese guy that we were roasting was actually covered by McDojoLife in 2023: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZe5gWSLgsyinac To see more hilarious videos critiquing funny techniques, please go here: kzbin.info/aero/PLtdbPxlsaM_mrpN75fQtCa3lUO5DM4Py5 Or here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJ25m5KpbK1nfKc

[@GrimReaper-vr8hc]

This is so fucking annoying make me cringe and want to kill my self. WTF is this. 😒😕😫😫😫😫😫😦 So shit

[@GrimReaper-vr8hc]

and that fucking Chi power shit. Good Lord it's stupid. Good luck in a real fight.

[@starforgesabers]

Fight Commentary Breakdowns YMCA- Young Mans Christian Association, otherwise known as not the place to learn martial arts. Heck one of the biggest things I teach on practicing kata, when we do kata, is everyone goes at the same pace and everyone stays together. Not really sure why they all looked like that sweat suit cult with black belts either.

[@lathialilith]

make a video about indonesian silat please. some of em including me can throw a person 2meters away without touching em

[@davemarx7856]

People buy black belts and explain that they will knock out the yoga instructor if he tries to make it an issue.

[@h8tingit]

"Empty your mind, be formless, be shapeless, like vodka. Put vodka into cup, becomes cup..... be vodka my friend." ~Bruce Leebrewski.

[@mondrianeuse]

best comment i've seen in a long time haha good one

[@xy6830]

h8tingit I think they're showing the wrong Russian dubbing of that part😂😂

[@jawieceniza9137]

I read it in a russian accent.

[@TijiSan]

You put vodka on fire it becomes the smoke like the fire

[@deplorablepatriot8697]

Jawie Ceniza I read it in Ukraine accent you mad ?

[@Gilmaris]

"How do they all have black belts"? Easy: Yellow belt is for signing up Green belt is for showing up Blue belt is for staying for a whole session ...and black belt is when your cheque has cleared.

[@FightCommentary]

HAHAHAH ;)

[@theVOICE0f1]

Well put

[@keegan773]

Gilmaris Cynical.....but true.😂😂😂😂

[@mutant0177]

It all fun okay. But do you know that not every black belt (in all systems) means it is a master degree?

[@duanscott2490]

I'd look at it more from the free pizza or free sandwich promotion standpoint. After you've paid X amount of dollars you get a free colored belt. The color of the free belt depends on how much $ you've paid. When you reach black belt $ you actually get a second belt free. Just pay separate shipping.

[@ajaxsf]

You know what I want to see? Two masters of two different "no-touch" martial arts go up against each other.

[@E-101-Beta]

The universe would implode.

[@L3GHO5T]

Esso when I got my 100th degree black belt in chi I had to fight another chi master but the two energy’s acting against one another cancels it out so we stood there for 9 minutes nothing happened

[@obrfuhrmarin]

you know what, they just stare each other doing nothing, they let the chi fought by them self

[@jiixybaloba9592]

Hahahahahahahaah

[@alohorung]

That would be too dangerous. I would not recommend. lol

[@mikeleschber33]

That last guy had chi....cheeseburger that is

[@DuyTânTriệu]

Chi.... with CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zhandoumartialarts5113]

Hahahahaha chi chi cheeeezee burgers

[@user-fw3wl6rv1v]

Become with the cheeseburger

[@ZZMOKIN]

How about the Chinese chub in the blue shirt, Master Hu Ait Mai Kake.

[@fraudmartialartsandpaperti4110]

Check this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaKVY3uhrZd_itE

[@danielsancoy1954]

He is not fat, he is full of chi.

[@martinpearce6555]

Daniel Sancoy don't you mean tight cheese!

[@fedorlenz5658]

U mean he is full of CHIT

[@devinthierault]

As someone said he could be called Chuck Porridge

[@Jacobson47]

Full of chi-tos

[@gedeyogam9096]

Frank casTLE carefull...he might eat you

[@cjnance008]

That reporter didn't accidentally reveal anything. He was trying to expose the BS and succeeded. And I am here for all of it!

[@dan52ish]

The snake mantis is a great technique against children and wheelchair bound midgets.

[@Fat_Vegan]

Nowadays you can get a black belt through a vending machine

[@defenseagainststalking]

I buy mine at Walmart

[@bakeshoprecords7690]

Hahahahaha @Clubber Lang

[@baqikenny]

anywhere online man, 50 bucks well made, brand new, custom stitched name with legit counterfeit photo ID too

[@americasmostinfamoustv94]

I got mine at Goodwill

[@zPulsar]

Yes, this is true for a lot of bullshit arts like Taekwondo, etc. I train in traditional kung fu and we base our training only on self defense. Our black belts tests are something you need to prepare physically for. 4 hours of intense workout, them without a break, while you're dehydrated and fatigued you show all your techniques and must make them work or you get beat as if it was you getting jumped. That is how you should earn a black belt!

[@faznyc1]

Grand Master Smirnoff

[@Jeff-ir2ee]

Now I want to make a KZbin video just so I can use this as a name of a character in the show.

[@faznyc1]

Don’t forget to give me s shout out lol

[@PredatorPeyami]

Smirnoff is a bullshit european vodka

[@ДмитрийСемашко-м7д]

Stolichnaya Cup

[@charlesmendez4686]

You guys are killn me 😂😂😂😂

[@princeekeson12]

If I were to get into a fight with one of these guys I would break down in hysterical laughter...So I guess these fighting techniques are effective. 😂😂😂😂

[@markeezbaroon2033]

Ye they try to kill you using laughter.

[@scooby3ce]

That last dude didn’t even have karate pants on he had adidas Pants on😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Pssh phonies, my local sensei at Yoga class told me he wasn't allowed to enter the UFC because he was too deadly.

[@truesurvivor6963]

SEE YAI AYE you should have punched his for saying that.

[@binodmenahihu8104]

"sensei at yoga class"...?????? What on earth are you learning bro... And when did yoga become a martial art..??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SEEYAIAYE]

The joke Your head

[@VagaBond376]

Lol someone didn't understand the sarcasm

[@mortvald]

Cheli Lombi Yoga was derived from a martial art "Kalaripayatu" It's just a stretching routine, they also used to use natural oils and medicine.

[@Luxman010]

When you suck at something and your friends and family Keep telling you that you are the best they have seen. This is what happens.

[@FightCommentary]

Yep :)

[@tenhirankei]

They're supposed to be the ones that can call on doing stupid.

[@xhairs6123]

Or you end up on America's got talent.

[@FortniteKid-jm7gx]

Or other got talent shows.

[@trueman9299]

The reason the guy fell down in the last clip is because the girl shouted ' I'm gonna tell my dad what you did !

[@alexiachimciuc3199]

You baaad 😁

[@justinj3340]

I've met this guy before, you're not far off 😬

[@buffalowick8003]

@@justinj3340 holy shit please continue. What was he like?

[@andrewhensley3808]

Lmfao

[@blankfaces256]

She well enjoyed slapping his neck, he felt that second one too. His face was like bruh

[@richardseaton1570]

Bear in mind, the one at 3.23 isn't fake because it's in a multipurpose room or that everyone's working in their own time. Oftentimes it's easier to just book a place regularly then buy, own and maintain your own building just for weekly classes. Also Kata's aren't group synchronized dancing. They're individual sequences of routines. That's the sign people actually know what they're doing there, when they're working in their own time to get it as right as they can. The idea that a martial arts class has to look good to be valid is dangerous, because often the best looking ones are not effective.

[@ocarinajourney5374]

I agree. In fact, it looks like this is Kushanku that they're performing.

[@4homemail]

The most intriguing part is people actually pay to learn these.

[@1968usaf]

Probably good exercise, but useless in a real fight. These so-called "masters" are as phony as psychics and televangelists.

[@MrDude180]

@@1968usaf I highly doubt these people are even getting solid workouts in

[@KaeYoss]

Yeah, and they, when they, drunk on their own power, get in a real fight, they get their ass kicked.

[@oantar3397]

Sham artists

[@chrono8233]

I would go just for a laugh.

[@MLBBInfoShort]

Vodka-Fu

[@rogervogel2771]

I hundred yh

[@jawieceniza9137]

*vod fu

[@pena8306]

in soviet russia vodka drinks you

[@w4rd204]

Slav maga

[@Keanopro123]

fake fu

[@aivan_sison]

4:09 when someone with bad breath talks to you

[@m_i_g_5108]

Literally all of us have bad breath after eating. Unless you eat nothing but plants. 😂

[@wastedpotential6650]

Mig 28 take some mints bro they work

[@m_i_g_5108]

@@wastedpotential6650 Sorry, I don't know what to say. I'm not used to replying to comments that don't add to or refute the previous comments. I guess I should reply with a meme?

[@wastedpotential6650]

Mig 28 maybe I have no clue 😂

[@m_i_g_5108]

@@wastedpotential6650 😂

[@awaismir8008]

The reporter broke the block in half.. as soon as that happend I knew.. that the reporter was also a kungfoo master..

[@ahmedsoliman7221]

78

[@angelonoahcarrisa]

4:05 is because she threw him an invisible hamburger

[@markeezbaroon2033]

They communicate on another level ... He take a nap after invisible hamburger.

[@nightrider5109]

Loved the last clip Sensai McDonalds ! Outta breath from talking

[@lvlupent.7334]

"not from any chi but cus hes fat" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ob160]

His assistant Samantha is cute tho

[@shooting3km]

One day that girl's going to have a real attacker and the invisible chi ball she throws will have no effect and can't believe it didn't work

[@johnbell4489]

Patrick Chavez Just carry a tazer gun or 🔫.

[@mega1971tron]

So true

[@kayneassasin]

don't be so sure, the attacker might laugh himself to death!

[@Docinaplane]

Some of these are pretty wack! However, when I see the group classes working out so poorly, I feel sad for the students because I'm sure most of them have the desire and ability to learn legitimate martial arts.

[@LetsTryEverything]

Yep. They just need good teachers. When I did Kung Fu, I felt so frustrated because I could tell the instruction sucked. Wish I discovered MMA as a teen. I would've been much healthier in the mind.

[@strawhatironpp7524]

it really is sad when the bs artists target young audiences. it just harms them.

[@meerak7973]

And now you understand how some really trained guy can just come up and fight the whole dojo just like in the bruce lee movies. Hell even I could go up there and kick half of the peoples but inculding the master.

[@NewBodyContact]

The group class at about 3:25 are doing a set pattern in taekwondo. It's an advanced pattern but it's completely legit. Their master must have wanted everyone to learn it although it's for the higher belts. Just because you don't see what they're doing doesn't mean they're fucking around

[@AnthonyKravitz]

Would be funny to see an actual fighter to find one of these "masters" and humiliate them in front of their whole class. Edit: nevermind. Just found videos of it. Lmao.

[@jesseharrold1812]

3:04 I can actually vouch for this one. This looks like goju ryu karate, which relies on strong, grounded stances and quick, powerful strikes to the upper body and head. This kata is pretty much a stance and breathing exercise.

[@chrischris1722]

Thanks Steven-sensei

[@LOLLYPOPPE]

Lol

[@bboy1481]

The people that dislike this video practice these styles.

[@toniomiklo2406]

Actually, I think that there are some people out there that think that by giving a down vote to a video, they sanction the clowns that video tries to make fun of, as opposed to the video. So, actually they like the video but are just a little confused.

[@aminebrahmi8034]

bboy1481 ...i do kung fu...i can kick your ass am pretty sure of that and i didn't deslike the vid cuz these pple know nothing about the art they supposed to be doing

[@himissgivemeperfectplease8318]

bboy1481 eyyyy bboy

[@davidchan1012]

Actually, I think that there are some people who are angry that he called the fake Vietnamese martial art singaporean

[@4ebees]

@amine HITMAN. Please return when you have a better bizarro language to English translation app

[@masonkane5884]

in the early 90s I went to a local dojo because they offered some exotic styles and I was interested in learning mantis style kung fu. At the time I already had several years of training in both Tae Kwon Do and Isshin Ryu Karate under my belt (forgive the pun), but I didn't mention that to them. I asked if I could observe one of their courses and they were kind enough to allow me to watch one of their "advanced" classes. Even though I was not familiar with the style were training it was painfully obvious that not one person there knew what the hell they were doing. After the class when they tried to get me to sign up I flatly told them that I wouldn't even consider giving them my money and they threatened to call the police on me. lol

[@Titantr0n]

On the grounds of saying uncomfortable things? You should have challenged the guy in charge, it would have been such a laugh.

[@Aracne80]

I can only agree with Titantron here. A threat like that would ask for a challenge. And for the sake of your Community - expose them.

[@mickymickymike4105]

I laughed so hard at this comment lol. You were witnessing a cult, my friend. Thank God you made it out alive.

[@bluehornet197]

I have met a number of martial.art schools like this, before the class is done I challenge the teacher if I think it's total bs I have had teachers threaten to call the cops on me cause of my challenges but most of them have challenged me to see how good I am I don't tell them what I have done in the past and its always great to see the students beg you to teach them instead of there teacher 😂😂😂

[@kohtenkreuz661]

I call bullshit on that.

[@andyappleton3353]

That first guy reminds me of Arthur Fleck dancing in Joker.

[@crujones4046]

Andy Appleton. Hahahahaha right on!

[@andyappleton3353]

@Patrice Bateman He's obviously highly skilled. I heard he once killed an opponent through a Zoom match over the phone.

[@1duskyknight]

Do not watch the glass, or you will miss all the heavenly Smirnoff.

[@knightofthewhitecameleon4645]

The mantis hands guy didn’t get his kicks above the knee. Which leads me to believe he will be fighting children which is probably a good match for him.

[@zom956]

Knight of the white Cameleon yesss my fav

[@imaginationdan-479]

Wait, are you saying he can take on a child?

[@jaytea3613]

The first guy's pop and lock skills are 100!!!!!

[@DUB_87]

Jay Tea-IKR I thought he was doing a Michael Jackson impression. XD

[@iTheGeo]

I rofled

[@khangngo16]

Thought he was having a spasm

[@tmobileirledd2218]

All that was missing was the boom box and cardboard.

[@cowlico]

Jay Tea pop lock hahaha

[@saulgarcia7083]

The Russian guy looks like he’s dancing techno

[@procheathepitai]

Its 2020 and this showed up on my feed. Way to start the new year with a LOL.

[@sylvana393]

So I wasted 20 years of my life practicing the Vodka Tiger? Thanks..

[@DCI_LeoDan_]

"Vodka Tiger" sounds like an awesome drink.

[@whitninyo2525]

When you walk up to a chick in the club and wanna impress her with the moves 0:03-0:10 💀💀

[@Explorshon123]

Some of these, like at 3:07 are just students doing kata. Kata actually does have it's uses and value in martial arts. Not to say you are going to use an exact full kata to defend yourself but moves from kata can be used in a real situation and kata is a good way to practise balance, perfect cerain techniques at a slow speed first and then be able to speed up the technique during actual self defense, strengthen the body and master controlled breathing (which is helpful to manage fear, nervousness and enable better stamina). By the way, this is coming from someone who does think there is a lot of traditional rubbish littering some martial arts that do not work and just look flashy.

[@bluehornet197]

Kata does not teach you self defence unless it has been shown to you on how it can be applied to be used for self-defence take it from someone who has what I like to call a useless black belt from my years at Taekwondo I learnt it for 5yrs and got my black belt and I WOULD NOT use what I learnt in Taekwondo in a fight I wouldn't dare use any of the kata or forms the only time I use taekwondo is when my opponent is almost finished and I want to end the fight usually with a spinning kick straight to the head or an axe kick to the collar bone if you want your kata to work.in a real life situation then you have to train for it and use your kata in simulated situations

[@desmondgray2019]

Yeah. I'm actually a 2nd Degree Zenshin Ki-Do Karateka of over 20 years. That kata was kushunku/kanku dai

[@pepthebabslasonge2551]

@@bluehornet197 in karate, with most of your Kata's you have to perform for grading, you also have to perform bunkai of which(I assume you already know but) is a breakdown of the Kaya against an opponent. On topic: although you state you would never use taikwondo in a real fight, you will subconciesly be using many of its mentalities and teachings such as moving to the side to block an technique.

[@RickNadal]

YMCA: Young Men Christian Association

[@JediWitness2]

I think it's Young Men's Club of America

[@-yeme-]

that first guy is great I really like him. theres one video of him sparring with his dog, its awesome.

[@Groomsman]

Watching this in 2019, still funny

[@FightCommentary]

Thanks!

[@Adam.Rushing]

@@FightCommentary I can't believe you answer comments 2 years later! Good youtuber there!

[@Dragonk116]

I would like to point out drunken fist is a real martial arts style, but these guys are just drunk.... As a real Kyoushin practitioner I found these halarious. Thanks for the laughs.

[@oakeye980]

Dragonk116 It's martial arts, not marshal arts. They're not ushering people through a music festival.

[@whitekitsune7263]

Drunken Fist is extremely effective no joke

[@westerndragon207]

Dragoner Productions you should practice a dictionary more then karate. BTW it's kyokushin.

[@ryanx9372]

Yah. we know that and he mentioned that.

[@Hale-ze4gm]

Practitioner my asss

[@josueeliascamargo9388]

3:14 it is supposed an I repeat "supposed" to be the kata "Kanku-Dai" but it is been executed so poorly than only white belts trying to imitate higher ranks would do it that way (maybe not even them); and these are supposed to be the higher ranks... my goodness

[@imaginationdan-479]

The first guy, master Jingly Jangly, can seizure his way to any victory. The second guy looks like a monty python sketch. Third is an average day in the Motherland! Fourth guy is kim- Jong- Un's Chinese cousin, Kim- jong- pass the cheese. Then it looks like we are back to the first guy, master Jingly Jangly molesting a box. Fifth guy is like Jesus, only instead of turning water into wine he turns cement slabs into polystyrene. Sixth guy teaching people how to carefully close two draws at once with sass. Seventh guy looks like he is teaching people how to dance like Napoleon Dynamite. Final guy... you ever seen a parent trying to get a child to do something and they pretend to fall asleep and make their body go limp, this guy's that type of child.

[@andye5724]

ImaginationDan - idk why but the Monty Python line made me laugh way to hard haha had me crying...

[@shadowfox8425]

Hey Crouching Comrade Hidden Vodka is the deadliest of Kung Fu

[@Viktor_Kucherov]

Im from Russia... it is a facepalm

[@biggjuicy1982]

Im from Russia too. Systema and other wannabe Russian martial arts are giving us a bad name, in the martial arts world. We should go round them all up, and execute them.

[@saleemsuliman3062]

@@biggjuicy1982 i use to practice Kyokushin i dont think systema is that Bad it was designed for the military.

[@biggjuicy1982]

@@saleemsuliman3062 Systema that is taught by all of these guys on the internet, and the stuff that you see on youtube is not real Systema. It was made up. The crap that looks like bad Tai Chi. Aikido, no touch Chi strikes, slap boxing, and training without sparring, or grappling, and all that, is not real Russian martial arts. Systema was not created for military. Arminski Rukopashnii Boi was created for the Russian Military. ROSS is the Russian Military combat conditioning program. Spetznaz train combat sambo, and ARB. Not Systema. Systema is garbage. Pretty much all of those dudes are frauds.

[@biggjuicy1982]

@@saleemsuliman3062 Kyokushin is better than systema

[@saleemsuliman3062]

@@biggjuicy1982 sambo is good its legit.

[@gideonchanjiyan6541]

Bro that wasn't Singaporean 😂😂. I'm insulted

[@INGATDOSA-yz7ne]

Singapore dont do that shit hha

[@rockymtnboi1158]

The 1,000 dislikes on this video are all practitioners of the exotic martial arts.

[@khaihh]

4:06 When you haven't brushed your teeth for 5 years...

[@clumpyify]

Where's Steven seagal?

[@clumpyify]

mralex070 he's fake

[@fitnessmmaplaylists3548]

mralex070 woooow he teached anderson silva how to front kick? Dayum if he doesnt know how to front kick wtf he had done in UFC (besides he was a legend). Seagel is a mastermind in bullshit he got sucess with his bullshido in hollywood. Thats the obly thing admirable with that man how he tricked so many dumb people

[@clumpyify]

mralex070 whatever

[@H0n3yMonstah]

mralex070 Aikido itself is mostly a crock of shit.

[@rscholey85]

Just ask john Claude van damn he knows 😹 we all know it's bull I didn't think it was a secret 😹

[@GaiaMediaIndustries]

You're laughing today. Tomorrow, when you are legally obliged to believe men pretending to be magic are actually magic, you will be in awe.

[@xotwodxo2842]

THIS SHOULD BE A TV SHOW WHO AGREES😂

[@joelmoura2150]

Great actors...they won an Oscar already

[@MeinGoobbyXI]

That Asian Guy Better be In Avengers 4.

[@maverick0303]

OfficialMeinGoobby he is Wong

[@erwinarsyon298]

Asian 💖💖💖

[@jeraldmcclainofficial6005]

And the sad part is some of these black belts will be awarded 5th Dan or Master level after twenty years of study and will get destroyed by an MMA guy who's only been training for six months...

[@kakwildan1296]

*Jackie Chan has left the chat*

[@davejlee6891]

Hopeless🤣🤣

[@Charlie-Charlot]

Steven Seagal has entered the chat

[@frankkilama7826]

The last one was real. Neymar demonstrates this live on TV weekly

[@FightCommentary]

HHahHahahahaha!

[@isiah_montoya9701]

This guy so funny commentating 😂

[@OmegaxPrime]

Easily one of my top 10 favorite videos of all time. These are amazing, do any of them have a promo with the local scientology chapter?

[@minecraftepicness100]

That ‘YMCA Dojo’ was actually doing a Kata for karate, specifically kata called Kushanku. The kata is unique to the wado ryu style of karate, it’s a combination of all previous katas of the style. I know this because I actually practice and teach this style. But the technique for all of the students is sloppy and the timing is way off. I can get 10 year olds to better synch up to these people

[@Raptor767]

idk which of the ones in the video do you mean but everything there are all BS as fk

[@norinradd1607]

Meepomeepo the one at 3:15. I think he is right, but tbh I don't know shit.

[@mishainutr]

Well, by my opinion at this point of desync and flaws in technique, they can do any kind of kata and it will look same....

[@minecraftepicness100]

5.56 - kata is useful as it allows the student to practice proper technique and form of a strike or block. Sure, you probably won’t use the exact form from a kata in a sparring match but in modern times, katas are more for demonstration of the specific martial art or style the kata is from

[@Will-qv6es]

5.56 - Training kata is pretty fun, it is also incredibly useful. It allows you to perfect your technique in a non-sparring environment and helps you to get into an "empty mind" which is pretty essential to be a great fighter. Of course, you need to spar too, but just sparring can easily lead to sub-par technique.

[@Tsunami_Acura]

The first guy was just demonstrating all the new soulja boy dance moves. It's called kungfuooul!!! When you krank that

[@DUB_87]

😂

[@captain687]

The cringe is strong with this one

[@AaronJZY]

4:04 Wow. That is scary stuff He had a heart attack when she started her form

[@melvintate8186]

Fake and he's a black belt ?

[@thekneebreaker4790]

I would collapse right into her bed

[@sethdavis4461]

I is a black belt at a McDojo 🥋🍟🍔

[@jawieceniza9137]

The Surfing Salamander im a black guy in KFC.

[@Bob-pk9jr]

How did u get the gi emoji

[@ThatBeardedWhiteGuy]

You underestimate the power of Vodkajitsu, they have awesome attacks like "comrade-punch" or the powerful "gulag-kick" !

[@Jamboliar88]

Smirnoff side kick

[@davidantonsavage6207]

YMCA = young men's christian association

[@bendover2684]

Fist of Jesus

[@franco_spams-l2922]

Christianity?? How does that have to do with this

[@dolantrimp1691]

It's fun to stay at the young men's christian association.

[@JediWitness2]

@@franco_spams-l2922 - It was founded on 6 June 1844 by Sir George Williams in London, originally as the Young Men's Christian Association and aims to put Christian principles into practice by developing a healthy "body, mind, and spirit"

[@davidantonsavage6207]

@@franco_spams-l2922 the guy doing the commentary, actually asks what YMCA stands for.

[@Regolith]

THE CROSSED LEGS AT THE END LMFAO WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CROSS THE LEGS

[@nisancashi2241]

the 36th chamber of vodka and meth

[@TrippedTheFuckOut]

3:30 i guess its the YMCA-McDojo! LOL

[@itsgleneaton4883]

Real masters say don’t try this at home but with these masters you shouldn’t try this anywhere

[@Hawkeye-ef4xf]

Snake style Kung fu with the drunken Russian Herman Munster

[@itachixamaterasu2635]

Commentary...too funny...oops I farted while laughing

[@currysteak4980]

'If i am fighting a kid i guess that would work' laughed so fcking hard at this xD

[@calebwalker1]

These styles are all called “karate”, because they don’t work

[@cjapao8058]

I just wonder why back in the day no one called these people out.

[@skeletonfilms3650]

The art doesn’t matter as long as their is frequent sparring

[@petkokrushev3840]

Snake guy is really cool if you think it as a house dance :D

[@fedorlenz5658]

These guys are full of chit

[@rocrocwazere730]

PCP makes you think your in UFC.

[@rlittlefield2691]

I have found that most people who claim to know martial arts know nothing.

[@qm38av1]

My dad best up a white guy who said he was a 3rd degree black belt at a gas station . He didnt know my dad was golden gloves in the marines in 71 . Funniest thing ever

[@captaincrum1]

I rem I used to do Tong Long and the shifu hit me lightly with his knuckle close up to demonstrate something and fuck me it's the hardest I have ever been hit....I'm very wary of other people teaching....I should prob go back there lol...seems like the real deal.

[@easternstrategist5276]

I actually wonder where these "animal" or "drunk" styles come from. Being trained in China I will say the majority of pro fighters and practitioners train either Sanda, Muay Thai, MMA or traditional martial arts. For the traditional martial arts, they're usually Ba Ji Quan, Wing Chun, Xing Yi Quan and etc. I actually never see anybody train animal styles before. But it doesn't mean the word "animal" is shit because animal , as well as some other special words are usually used to name certain moves, which a lot of Asian martial arts do. Like raise up two hands to cover your head, which western boxers do a lot, we in Chinese call it "tiger covers head". Or striking the opponent by karate style punching and end up with a straight jumping elbow to the face, we call it the god from the heaven comes down. One more example, you can throw a jab and cross and then hook but intentionally miss it, meanwhile your lead leg step forward to hook your opponent's foot. Then your missing hook will lead you to the opposite direction, where you swing back your arm on the opponent while your lead foot that hooks the opponent moves as well. This should help you to take the opponent down. We call it "handling the dragon", but once again it has nothing to do with fight like a dragon. I dunno why when it comes to the outsider world it becomes fighting like animal or being drunk. WTF

[@cvbpo]

King Yellow most of them style are used by monks most people look at them and call bs but they can be used in combat but like any thing it how u use them i even used some of the strikes when i use to fight

[@easternstrategist5276]

Dude, the best martial art school in China is Ta Gou, owned by the Shaolin monks, but you know what they teach in Ta Gou?Two things: 1: combat martial arts. 2: Tao Lu(Routine). For combat martial arts, they teach Sanda or Muay Thai (depends on which major you choose), with a little bit elements of Ba Ji Quan. The best of the students in this area will become professional fighters, taken by the city, province or national Sanda team or hired by pro martial arts chamiponships, like kickboxing or MMA. For Tao Lu (Routine), they do teach you to do all kinda fancy moves and non-firearms seen in the movies, and the students who practice this are those who are selected out from combat martial arts because they are too weak to be pro-fighters. If lucky enough some of them become "Kung Fu" stars to make a living. For example, Jackie Chen and Jeety Lee all come from the Tao Lu major in Chinese schools. But these people aren't real fighters. Everybody in China, including themselves know this for sure. No disrespect to the them and some of the Tao Lu moves do indeed work, like snapping the eyes, kicking the ball, headbutt or swing the stick. But in term of professional fight, there is no way they're capable of competing against others.

[@easternstrategist5276]

Again, most of "kung fu" that the westerners come to China to learn aren't for real fight. The truth is that the majority here in China either don't touch it or just watch it for fun in film. But because of money and the oriental point of view, "kung fu" or Tao Lu( Routine) sort of become the symbol of chinese martial arts. In my opinion, it's just ridiculous. There are a lot of martial art clubs that the westerners don't go to, but they rather head to some isolated mountain to learn from monks (some are real while some aren't).

[@ssimon64]

King Yellow I think it comes from those old 70's chinese Kung Fu movies

[@easternstrategist5276]

Quite possible. That's when Jackie Chan became famous. As far as I heard, Jackie Chan was a pretty bad student in Tao Lu (Routine), but because he is a pretty boy and make a living in HK films, he sort of represents "Chinese martial art" to the outside world.

[@BaliBaggins]

"I guess its the YMCA dojo" oh god im weak😂😂

[@schouvler25]

Mr. Weed Ymca used to all have legit boxing schools until 2000s just saying

[@Heli4213]

This is so funny I was trying to paint a straight line on some trim after watching this and couldn't. You guys are great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@petercarlson811]

2:30 He fucked up that box like a boss.

[@FightCommentary]

He's a true box-er xDD

[@huonsmith]

Fight Commentary Breakdowns no he's a true kick-box-er

[@adrianglennbionat]

Too much clumsy ninja.

[@adrianeboy87]

Commentator funny as hell.. Good work

[@gromenhauer7403]

0:05 He seems to be shifting gears in an old Renault 4L. 😁😁😁😁

[@mmakki9429]

Some call it karate, others maybe kung fu...I simply refer to it as ....Bullshido

[@shaolinbladeV]

Karate is a very effective martial art if taught properly. Karate (Kyokushin) is also a full contact sport.

[@crunch9876]

Mark complete bullshit. Karate is one of the least effective forms of martial arts and most schools are bullshit. But some arnt. The Ines that arnt still don’t hold up to real martial arts

[@juliannemarda7513]

@@crunch9876 Your opinion is partially correct so no need to go full hyperbole with that insult thank you.

[@crunch9876]

Julianne Marda no it’s completely correct, unless you want to specify what part isn’t correct but I doubt you will

[@juliannemarda7513]

@@crunch9876 Karate is one of the most beautiful and deadly martial art. What you saw was a federation of you want good karate watch traditional or wka karate here on KZbin you'll change your mind ☺️☺️

[@DJEmirMixtapes]

Only in DUNE can they project their voice and kill like that :) Mua-Dibe

[@leeharris9958]

The last master in this video missed a couple of letters. That wasn't "chi" in his stomach, that was chili.

[@JayJam-y6o]

Imagine teaching this to some defenseless person to be able to defend themselves and they go out and get killed by someone 😮😮😮. Should be put in jail.

[@mayhem1994]

the fat guy hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anton_c8gur]

hahahaha russian man: " im going to destroy with russian dance"

[@BentReality.369]

I was afraid of him..

[@revbobmartin]

YMCA used to stand for-Young Men’s Christian Association but don’t know what it stands for for quite a long time now.

[@lucky5th2]

They changed their name. They are officially "The Y" now

[@jegan6537]

you are the BEST I have been in martial art for 20 yrs, I have seen these Magical Moments so often,and unlike you , I bit my lip and walked away, You say what I have always wanted too. THANK YOU,

[@xy6830]

Oh you guys got it all wrong.... He's just having a seizure...

[@moniquecaruana187]

Honestly tho, I'm black belt in No can doo

[@noodlefoo]

They are actually professional comedians.

[@craneywatch]

So at 2:35 wooden crate is the winner. It demonstrated much more art skills than that human.

[@yanuaraidi]

i thought the russian people fight with Vodka

[@mondrianeuse]

the second guy proved you right

[@mikeyjames1000]

Finally someone with great commentary!

[@joeiiiful]

YMCA stands for: Young Men's Christian Association.

[@jefferson3996]

Americans who don't know what that historic and famous acronym stands for are just an embarrassment to humanity. ffs 🙄

[@ATUS1213]

I like your commentary 🤣🤣. And here I have read some of the best comments ever. It made my day. Thank you creative people.

[@hirambaez8373]

4:08 she didnt nock him out the 12 donuts did

[@grownman1017]

"Snake-Mantis"....... I almost shit myself laughing!!!!!!!!!

[@mariokartrom6550]

Damn i loved these 2 in Mortal combat Deception.