The Most Demonitized Vtuber Conversation

[@youkaijesus484]

This conversation is just everything Vshojo stands for. Nyanners finds a way to talk about bodily fluids Mouse is screaming Vei does everything she can to add to the chaos And Mel is just sitting there trying to parse everything that’s happening

[@Gamesmarts194]

*Mouse and Nyanners screaming

[@SaiKisaragi]

Good ole pissxsis

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

Ironically, Mel does actual R18 work.

[@normILL]

+

[@ivanpetrov5255]

@@DarkAdonisVyers ...and yet, she's the most restrained.

[@PhyshStycc]

"Speaking of being fired, have you guys seen each other naked yet" fucking melody omg

[@the1necromancer]

"Just you, Mel"

[@WhosManIsThis]

its a fucking segway to other topic jfc

[@PhyshStycc]

@@WhosManIsThis well it's funny cause she does camgirling

[@WhosManIsThis]

@@PhyshStycc i know.

[@PhyshStycc]

@@WhosManIsThis ah gotcha

[@statemonster]

“The milkies must flow.” - Nyanners, this also sums up her stream as well…

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

The cringe must flow

[@acfanboy1997]

Is that a dune reference?

[@nightchicken283]

@@acfanboy1997 Yes. Yes it is. It comes from the '''The Spice must flow''. *scuttles back in his geek cave*

[@Fbsuab]

@@nightchicken283 This was not a video I was expecting a Dune reference in xD

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Which stream we talking about, iF YoU CaTcH mY CoLd¿ 🤧( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ombascrackden1767]

average vshojo collab in a nutshell

[@MDG-mykys]

average v-tuber fan vs average vshojo enjoyer

[@amantilla13]

@@MDG-mykys i really didn't understood vtubers for a while, until i found mousey and through her the absolute madness that is vshojo, and now i'm hooked.

[@OneColdRepublican]

If Mouse can't keep quiet her Dad is gonna throw more holy water on her.

[@cdubsb3831]

Connor doesnt like being disturbed.

[@dasherplayz4471]

There isn't enough holy water in the world for mouse

[@bulletinmusic7411]

This is what girls talk about at sleep overs

[@sabrewolfdragon8987]

Is this true? I always wanted to know what goes on at a girls sleepover.

[@bulletinmusic7411]

@@sabrewolfdragon8987 most likely

[@kiwichan5438]

As a female sometimes topics like this come up but usually it when everyone is like half asleep

[@koronesatomicsneeze]

Sometimes

[@KieranBaack]

Yeah this conversation may come up, but you've got a point

[@yamagawa9830]

The moment mouse went "We are getting banned today" I lost it 🤣

[@steventonche1037]

Well mousey the reason they steam up is because like pizza, it's hot, fresh, and ready in 30 minutes or less.

[@axemanh141]

I fucking hate but love you for this dude

[@metal-gods]

If it takes less than 30 minutes.... I feel sorry for your lover.

[@lilyrosethevtuberfan]

@@metal-gods Ready to start, not ready to finish baka

[@kgt8742]

*peekza

[@lucascoval828]

What hentai is she watching? What steam?

[@serenitysilvermoon]

"It's like preserves when you put it in a jar" Rainbow Dash: NOOOOOOO, GOD PLEASE NO

[@steventonche1037]

*now playing Vietnam flashbacks*

[@omejira]

TF2 Sniper: porfessionals have standards

[@voidstrider801]

Somewhere in Europe, a jar of of the most putrid and vile design lay waiting in the soil of a garden, and there it shall stay unless someone be unfortunate enough to find it or foolish enough to seek it.

[@Koops2245]

You’re profile pic is neat-o.

[@CheetoPuff111]

Your pfp scares me!!

[@Anon1496]

It's like watching a house fire happen: Nyanners started it, Mel is an observer, Mousey's screaming for her life, and Vei is chugging oil barrels at it

[@ShallowVA]

I am not ready to extinguish yet.

[@jakwolfe3025]

*chugging oil barrels at it* House fire: "yeah so I was just doing my thing ruining someone's livelihood and all of a sudden this chick just picked up an oil barrel and started chugging it menacingly! Like she was just chugging AT me and I felt soooo uncomfortable I mean I've never had someone drink at me let alone with such malice...it was a weird day especially because this metallic mouse was just nearby screaming the WHOLE DAMN TIME! Needless to say I never wanna go back there"

[@andyknightwarden9746]

*Chucking, as in throwing. Chugging is a continuous drinking action until the container of liquid is empty.

[@althelor]

@@jakwolfe3025 I'm picturing her chugging the oil barrel and then spitting it back out at the house fire like she's trying to do a fire-breathing trick.

[@NauticalCoffin2404]

@@andyknightwarden9746 😂

[@XxvaultlegendxX]

mouse be over here dyeing of laughter XD

[@richerdmeranda7561]

what color?

[@apexgear2340]

@@richerdmeranda7561 ??

[@pw5975]

@@richerdmeranda7561 I didn't even know laughing could cause that to happen...

[@solerosable]

@@apexgear2340 dyeing vs dying

[@apexgear2340]

@@solerosable Oooh.. im dumb

[@fatcoyote2]

Someone needs to mail Veibae some flan or rice pudding, complete with a note saying "from the gelatin guy." Seriously, I watch Hololive and a few independents, and these ladies are special. Everyone saying that Kiara and Marine and Coco are lewd as hell, and they can be lewd, but the Vshojo girls are always three seconds away from "hold my suspiciously stained beer."

[@foxpurrincess3209]

check out some nijisanji... the yabe hits new levels

[@itsjustjk5065]

This couldn't be worded any better

[@archise3191]

@@foxpurrincess3209 especially a certain teacher

[@hyperblitz2077]

You are aware of Melody's side job yes?

[@HS-mn6jc]

Now that Coco is independent I’d like to see her collaborate with some of these other vtuber groups. It’ll be like seeing Batman show up in an Avengers movie, weird as fuck but cool as hell

[@NightclubPegasus1]

I love these girls, and all of their friends.

[@stevejenkins7403]

I love how when mouse is alone or with one other person she is perfectly fine with the vulgarity, but the moment she is with a group of the girls she gets worried and is just like "NOOOOO there's too many of us talking about semen!"

[@joemorgan2390]

That twist that they were talking in the business server was fucking hysterical

[@faultydrtrayblox1332]

I laughed bc of mousy's damn laugh i didnt even laugh at those jokes

[@Tik_Tak]

Same bro, mousey is superior in every way

[@faultydrtrayblox1332]

@@Tik_Tak i can agree

[@IMWT]

@@Tik_Tak nahh

[@Aflay1]

I laugh at Mousey’s jokes. “Condensed Powdered Milk” who tf says that lmao

[@Aflay1]

5:26 “You lost the game Nyan!” “What? The game? What??” “The Jelly C*m game!” “AAAA-[fades into the void]”

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

The screams of the damned.

[@chaos0987654321]

0:54 thats the genuine laugh of someone who needed it way more than she thought she did

[@rocknexus5749]

Girls locker room:

[@Dawgsrlife]

so this is the heat of a cultured convo 🤣

[@onemoment6769]

I get why Veibae is in vshoujo now. She can make them all laugh. That's not the only reason, for sure, but she definitely had them rolling for a while here.

[@Snugglezthesong]

And this is why they could never stream on youtube. Bless these lewd children

[@tabley1873]

"There are two types of people" *dry powder noise* "And" *wet duck noise*

[@docplays6508]

They’re just telling us to hydrate in their own unique way

[@cdubsb3831]

"The milk must flow. The milk has given me accelerated meme evolution for four thousand years. The milk has given you the ability to live two hundred years. The milk helps make the doujin, which gives the purple-haired AIs the ability to be living computers." ~Nyanners

[@Calvert1212]

She who controls the milk controls the universe

[@Vile_Oreo]

I'm amazed no one brought up the last bit at 12:05 "Speaking of being fired: Have you guys seen each other naked yet?"

[@o0Avalon0o]

Mousey's scream-laugh give me life.

[@Voron_Aggrav]

It gives me tinnitus

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

I'd love to have have a drink down the pub with these four. They seem fun.

[@kugekianimations]

This is the closest we’re ever gonna get to witnessing a ‘Girl’s Talk’... how fascinating

[@JeiHeirumaru]

Nah, this isn’t a “girl talk” This is a VSHOJO’s girl talk lol

[@Cyberweasel89]

Bro, girl here. Can confirm, when it's just girls and no guys around, we talk about the most raunchy shit that puts "locker room talk" to shame. But since we know no guys are around, we also talk about gross stuff like our periods, so it'd be a double-edged sword to listen in on. Vshojo convos are just the good parts of our girl talks. XD

[@dAnCo300]

@@Cyberweasel89 NotLikeThis

[@Gio_Panda]

@@Cyberweasel89 Omg a real girl? On the internet?? Impossible.

[@Cyberweasel89]

@@Gio_Panda Dude, how old is that joke? That joke was considered out-of-style back in the noughties. XD

[@WorldWearyAngel]

im 1000% with Mousey on this. WTF is this steam? Are they all damn cyborgs? Is this some kind of steampunk alternative universe? Thats not how sweat works.

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

It's just a visual representation of the heat, like wavy air in a desert

[@madhaha]

But the mirage effect in the desert exists?

[@HS-mn6jc]

It’s apparently a visual representation of “smell”, but in a way that’s not meant to appear gross. Like how most “smelly” things are represented with wavey lines? Well the steam clouds kinda give it that more sexual, primal touch… I guess? This is what I’ve parsed from others anyway. I guess “smell” isn’t really the best way to put it, I guess it’s more like the character doesn’t have a “stinky” smell, it’s just that hot bodily smell that couples often talk about?? I’m thinking out loud here but this is my best guess

[@bluecaptainIT]

@@HS-mn6jc one word: pheromones

[@Aflay1]

@@HS-mn6jc Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[@carton5235]

I love everytime someone says something awful just **Background screaming**

[@oumashu1767]

I am here and i am staying... praying and feel at peace with this conversation clip

[@soundguyjesse4446]

They're so bottom left that they've reached the bottom of the Marianas Trench

[@doublepinger]

Sometimes I want to know what women talk about when they're talking randomly This is one of those times I don't

[@tylove7992]

The whole stream was actually 4 hours and it was hilarious. You can find it on Melody's VOD channel.

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Wait the VOD is still up?? Nani the fuck??? 😳😳

[@VentStrike]

@@ResidentWeevil2077 Yep, she didn't delete it from Twitch till it was uploaded to KZbin. She had a talk with some VShojo staff for advice about it and they said it was "on brand" lol.

[@pw5975]

It most assuredly would look like steam if you did that in Antarctica. Also anything that was moist would freeze. So don't do that.

[@SaiKisaragi]

“Good news, I don’t have to go to the bathroom anymore. Bad news, I have a tail in the front and every time I move, I feel the sting of 10,000 scorpions at the same time.”

[@anthonydeadman]

Y'know, there's actually people out there that say only men are perverts and are the only people in the world to talk about lewd and gross things, but then you show em a video like this and those same people instantly shut the fuck up. Basically what I'm saying is these ladies rule and I'll always love their chaotic energy.

[@ryanchristophergregorio9026]

*gets banned* "oh no" "anyways"

[@Cyorex_XV]

Good god when Vei was talking about her porn watchalong with nyanners reminded me of the time I accidentally discovered and was forever traumatized by vomit porn

[@swift2161]

I will never forget the time I was baited into watching 2 girls 1 cup. I can never get the images out of my head

[@Knifiac]

@@swift2161 the first time I saw it my friend was like "hey watch this funny video man" and showed it to me. The thing is knowing the guy I knew the video was either going to be gruesome and/or disgusting, not funny. So I just sat there and watched the whole thing with absolutely no reaction and pretended not to understand what the big deal was after. He was so flustered

[@swift2161]

@@Knifiac you mad man

[@ahardworker2154]

I've seen "Breaking the quite" and let me tell you, you'll feel sick after watching one episode.

[@KR_2000]

truly she is a gremlin queen

[@broth54c]

I feel like Mouse is going to piss off her neighbors again with all that screaming xD

[@Cyberweasel89]

For guys wondering, can confirm. When it's just us girls and no guys around, we talk about the most raunchy shit that puts "locker room talk" to shame. But since we know no guys are around, we also talk about gross stuff like our periods, so it'd be a double-edged sword to listen in on. Vshojo convos are just the good parts of our girl talks. XD

[@TheeOK1]

Am I the only one who went for water after they started talking about the "Jelly man"

[@Revanbzn]

I hydrate often. The trick is not to “save it” it’s dumb since you need to change the water so to speak

[@setsuna200]

They should call it "Demonitized Date"

[@zhebanelm1755]

Every hilarious conversation in VSHOJO is usually started by Mousey asking a question. There was one before they joined VSHOJO where Mousey asked if a "ghost could possess your panini", and what followed was the most hilarious shit ever.

[@glowing_purple_girl]

the first thing I hear is "So, speaking of Nyanners selling pictures of her armpits". Let's fucking go.

[@CM-vd1qw]

I love when Veibae makes the girls scream in laughter. She says the wildest shit… 😂

[@izzano8308]

Snorted too loud listening to ironmouse's comment my nose hurts

[@DarthInsomnis]

How is Mel the most normal one in this conversation?

[@ANDREW-nf6go]

Mousey’s laugh is a national treasure, no World treasure

[@Koops2245]

1:22 Nyan’s true voice.

[@assassin_5656]

Ironically, the least lewd person in this conversation is the one who does actual porn😂

[@Sailor_Saturn1]

0:55 Send out the search party, boys. We just lost Ironmouse.

[@kristovx7]

whenever someone says "women aren't funny", send them to this video...

[@elementalgamer0732]

This is the last time I let youtube turn on auto play when I'm looking for background noise while gaming.

[@cfurrow2468]

I feel like I am, like, a kid, peeping on there older sisters slumber party and all I here is this sh!t, feeling like WTF followed by pure terror lol.

[@goingback2u]

"not everyone" the perfect cut

[@NauticalCoffin2404]

Keep in mind that for some people out there, this was their first time watching vtubers.

[@bigguygamer733]

5:25 Of all the places to lose The Game I never expected to be caught out while watching a fucking vtuber clip...

[@frankmay3341]

7:11 Just leavin this here

[@MrZilvis78]

Can you fathom in any scenario 4 girls in real life sitting in the same room having these conversations? The magic of the internet everyone!

[@Gyrbae]

This is essentially every sleepover that ever happened.

[@Menuki]

Immune diseases not withstanding…this is just sleepover

[@The_Steele1]

9:15 The duality of man

[@PigeonCrash]

I have to stop watching this video. I am giggling like an idiot on the buss, trying not to laugh out loud.

[@GenesisRTA]

I CANT DRINK WATER WHILE WATCHING THIS IVE TRIED A BUNCH OF TIMES

[@taismail2844]

This is literally what a conversation between me and my friends is like,5 minutes after meeting up.

[@enoch7564]

Graduation speed run

[@F3L0]

Ironmousse laught is giving me +10% max hp everytime I hear it

[@nappa0582]

I am two minutes and thirty-three seconds into this and I have said WTF at least eight times.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

I love Mouse and Melody using the evasive euphemism of "graduating" into becoming a "real" KZbinr or exclusively R18 worker/streamer, virtual or not, sent to another site, etc. by being banned/cut off as a Vtuber, not via the normal Vtuber graduation for various other reasons. 1:27-1:28 Nyanners makes a _NASCAR Racing 1999 Season_ tire screeching noise, no joke, not to mention 9:29-9:35 she also does a death/falling scream. Shout-out to "Satan" shrieking and howling hysterically in a fit of laughing disbelief throughout.

[@YungLoserLoL]

Ah yes this sounds like when I’m staying up wit the boys

[@joshuaworman4022]

im really hoping they get the band back together for another episode of demonotized cast

[@rogueturnip3]

Let's find a youtube video to watch while I eat. This one seems good.

[@luciusives531]

Bruh what is this... i'm only 5 minutes and thirty seconds in and i've already heard like 10 different demons and monsters. Like... 5:33 what is that??

[@liswifi]

2:05 all doujin are set in the ninth circle of hell, confirmed

[@Spoopball]

These girls make up 90% of the talent for a whole company

[@2000s_gamerguy.]

Best Vtuber conversation EVER, 10/10, I been back here at least 5 times 😂

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I don't know why, but I love the sounds Ironmouse makes when she's losing her shit over something someone else said

[@TheHellSpawn000]

Vei and Nyan together. Im sorry. Pure chaos follows when you mix those two.

[@scottbraun2457]

That just went so wrong so fast..and just kept going down hill faster and faster. I couldn't finish in one view... "Dried up glue.."?

[@AzrenSA]

Mouse's screaming is impressive

[@AmstradExin]

The Milkies must flow!!!!!

[@tonyt1616]

I saw this comment right as Nyanners said that.

[@mexicanjojo6369]

The most civilized conversation in the V-alcans

[@potao1262]

12:15 fnaf jumpscare?😳😳😳

[@xmlthegreat]

Mouse's wild laughter is the best

[@SuperInsanewolf]

It's hot and it's ready. Ironmouse: BUT WHY DOES IT STEAM??? I said, it's hot, and it's ready.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“Well-That-Was-Pog”

[@Destiny64]

14 seconds of screaming followed by a calm 'not everyone' What a way to end the clip

[@TheOfficalDjEuMan]

Goddamnit! Mouse you made me spit out my iced coffee. Now its up my nose.

[@Darkoriax17]

1:43 I live in Montana, winters are not fun here. I CAN CONFIRM URINE DOES INDEED MAKE STEAM WHEN IT HITS SNOW.

[@Wolf-co7yz]

Pee does steam in the cold. So I guess it’s cold in Henrietta worlds.

[@scottbraun2457]

The end of the show..you know one of those crazy girls had to say it.."not everyone".

[@lv.99mastermind45]

My life has been changed now that I realize women will never see their pee steam in the cold

[@AkakoYoshinaga]

this is why boys aren't allowed in girls sleepovers lmao

[@thisisgreene]

I love how mousy is just absolutely fucking losing it

[@JeansWithPockets541]

J U S T A D D M I L K

[@Thee_Znutz]

This is a legendary collab of one of the most cultured vtubers

[@ogscherm6745]

These girls together are so funny omg

[@Kareszkoma]

I never knew that you could be self-conscious about the.. liquidity of certain things. But after this, now I'm kind of am. I'm very fluidish and nice and all. So hopefully no problem.

[@LazGato]

Now I gotta keep myself hydrated to not become Jelly Man

[@Kareszkoma]

@@LazGato Oh wow. The insecurities. Imagine doing it at a girls noise, and it just hangs there, and she be like: "Eww, why is your c*m so weird?" oh boi. No thank you. Better hydrate.

[@Revanbzn]

I think the main reason is not to. Change the water regularly. Dead cells need to be eliminated

[@Kareszkoma]

@@Revanbzn What cha mean? Plenty of water + masturbation?

[@Gaminnewfie]

Stay hydrated, kids!

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

If yall don't hink all girls talk about this, you're mistakened.