The Most DOOMED Conquest of the New World

[@DrawnofHistory]

“A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.” - Not actually said by King Baldwin but good advice nonetheless. Also, play World of Warships: Legends - wowsl.co/4dE2LAi

[@GrantGraff]

What if you made a video on John Brown? I feel like he would be right up your alley.

[@Samm815]

Didn't DJ Peach Cobler already do this?

[@dilcoolio9280]

😅​@@Samm815first of all who cares if DJ did the exact same topic and second of all he did the Conquest of the Aztecs drawn of history is doing something else

[@DrawnofHistory]

@@GrantGraff he is definitely on the short list of topics I want to do

[@alfrancisbuada2591]

​@@DrawnofHistory You should do Martin Luther and The Thirty Years War

[@Christopher-ix8ql]

La Florida Man insults possum, gets naked, gets My little Pony tattoo.

[@DrawnofHistory]

That about sums it up

[@landernus]

Actually, here in Spain nowadays the word "pánfilo" was/is used as an insult, to mock someone who is stupid, useless, and doesnt know their way around. So, in a way, he was actually remembered :)

[@Christopher-ix8ql]

La Florida Man buys boat, loses cow.

[@GrantGraff]

Florida man makes boat out of shirts, gets kidnapped by possum.

[@SRP3572]

"We've got cows" 🌪

[@alfrancisbuada2591]

Can't believe after so long, we are getting another Drawn of History video!

[@DrawnofHistory]

Yes, it's been waaaay too long.

[@GrantGraff]

It's like rain after a long drought.

[@HouseOfValsburg]

The fact that we waited nearly a year, because the 30-minute video would've taken waaaay too long to make!

[@alfrancisbuada2591]

@@DrawnofHistory Now, do the 30 Year's War!

[@shadrachbrown2169]

Brother I really enjoy your videos. Idk how many times I’ve replayed your little movies please upload more🥹

[@nicholasmaddocks7545]

It was clear that Panfilo hung the toilet paper under rather than over, otherwise he wouldn't have experienced one of the worst expeditions in Spanish conquest.

[@DEPjr0113]

😂 lmao 😂 that's funny!

[@zackcorrell5746]

You are weak. Your bloodline is weak. And you wont survive the winter

[@brendanmuller7301]

Drawn of history, sam o'nella and oversimplified. The besy youtube channels that grace us with a vid once or twice a year

[@imabitmid]

"i remember when i said 'oh boy, cant wait to visit this place above cuba!' oh how naive i was..." - one of the surviving consquistadors of the expedition, i guess

[@Ravenforce3]

The Hapsburgs: A Chin Above the Rest.

[@DrawnofHistory]

they should have leaned into it with their branding

[@bigfoot27909]

​@@DrawnofHistorydon't you mean breeding...

[@silverstudios6916]

@@DrawnofHistoryleaned in like their chins

[@aleksandarvil5718]

​@@DrawnofHistory *_“Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!”_* : r/OverSimplified

[@danielpratt9510]

I’m Canadian, so when I heard the one group ended up in ‘Baffin Bay’, I was like, ‘that’s tragic and astounding at the same time.’

[@amongdrip8073]

I simply adore how raw the delivery is in these videos, while this isn't the first time I've seen this story told its certainly the most entertaining.

[@DrawnofHistory]

I'm intrigued by this comment. What do you mean by raw?

[@amongdrip8073]

@@DrawnofHistory moreso the approach to how the narration is done, it comes off as really charming, I've certainly watched my fair share of history channels and none of them hit like this one does.

[@DrawnofHistory]

@@amongdrip8073 awww, thank you

[@Key_gun]

Vlogging Through History as Charles V was an awesome choice! That tangent around 2:40 was so funny!

[@jamestown8398]

All Narvaez was supposed to do was establish a settlement. Find the least swampy spot, build a wooden fort nearby and send word back so Spain can send in settlers. His expedition failed because he got distracted by imaginary gold.

[@powerist209]

Like even then, this could have been good resupply area in search for (imaginary) gold as well.

[@bwiredoesstuff5876]

Man, Narvaez sucked. It's a wonder anyone on that expedition survived. His greatest success is probably getting a second video by Drawn of History. Great video by the way.

[@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n]

And he died as well!

[@masterplokoon8803]

​@@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n Emperor Charles:" Well at least something good came of that expedition"

[@mbastias]

He achieved more than Caesar in that regard 🙄

[@bwiredoesstuff5876]

@@mbastias ah, yeah. I'm still waiting for that 2nd Caesar video.

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

No, he didn’t died, he asked Death if he could retire from life and Death answered it would comeback for the ones who didn’t sucked, so Narvaez is still waiting, being rejected by Death

[@tyronemagnus6450]

Ayyyy the vlogging through history cameo was awesome he played that part perfect (no offense) lol

[@ethanchen4504]

I'm writing an undergrad report on the Spanish interactions with the native Texans. It's hilarious to see this string of causality. I didn't know it started at the Fountain of Youth, continued with the Cities of Gold inspired by this expedition, and ended in the dumping of platinum. All of this is truly comedic!

[@keithchambersii6028]

26:09 His men definitely "helped" his anchor fail. Edit: Wording

[@prettypic444]

Can't wait for the full on sequel video on Cabeza de Vaca's 'adventures' in Texas. The dude was really the Bad Luck Brian of the conquistadors

[@fencingisyur7123]

these sponsor ads are the only ones i am willing to watch because you actually make them entertaining and put parts of the video into them

[@iamjohnfarlow]

Just wanted to say you're work is fantastic and very much worth the wait.

[@lornbaker1083]

One who cannot accept his failures in shortcomings always ends up going back to the very thing that brings them to light either because they desire to overcome them or because they're just too dumb to realize where they screwed up

[@silverstudios6916]

2:38 another VTH cameo let’s goooooo

[@tommcdonald1873]

VTH got promoted from British Baron to King of Spain, nice gig.

[@CrisSelene]

​@@tommcdonald1873 Holy Roman Emperor. The downgrade to just king of Spain, I guess he's big enough to take it on the chin

[@geraldframinghammer2626]

Yesterday, I watched an entire World of Warships ad waiting for the punch line that this channel has no sponsors. Daaaamn yoooooOOOU DRAWN OF HIIISTOREEEE!!

[@aggressivefox454]

I just stumbled onto the king john video and I fell in love with this channel so fast! The humor, storytelling, animation, and the voices are all so high quality and engaging! Best of luck to you and your channel, hope to see more soon!

[@Ali-in-Wonderland.]

As a Floridian, who was born and raised here and has a degree in both Florida history as well as a masters degree in fine arts and I am a professional artist. This is absolutely perfection and I am stoned so it’s like just a masterpiece.❤😂

[@vitorfreitas1682]

24:38 never thought I would feel sorry for a cruel colonizer... man what an unlucky guy is not even funny

[@American-b2y]

No fr I felt the same way like dang… history now only remembers him as like a failure and was never seen again

[@opposedhealer1826]

YOU! I’ve been waiting for you! Good to see you back.

[@chrissmithbowling632]

As a Tampa Bay resident and lifelong rays fan, I was very surprised and enjoyed the joke about st pete and the rays 😂

[@williamjacobson6695]

Why don’t get why these videos don’t get more views this video is amazing

[@Andrew.J.Markle]

Really loving that vloggingthruhistory is becoming a regular va here

[@geraldframinghammer2626]

"Jeebus Rice." Ha! Only in that context could it be considered rather inoffensive.

[@Michael-zi3kk]

Great to see you back man. I've been waiting all year for this to come.

[@iamza.]

All hail king vlogging through history!

[@minecraft4lifesports743]

Let’s go we got another VTH voiceover!

[@issaicx]

Dawn of history video guest starring vlogging through history. Truly a gift in these trying times

[@davidrivera6707]

My two favorite history channels colab! Is it my brithday?!?!

[@Eric6761]

Narváez is the apex of consequences of your action, he lost everything and either lived a coward or died as a moron, he was indeed defeated by no one but himself, had he settled for a good land he could be remembered more favorably but in the end he failed to in every front he wanted to succeed

[@Belowbluewaterdiver]

He’s hanging out with sir John Franklin. Seriously never take a walk with either of them! What a horror show

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

The english version (or reincarnation) of Panfilo de Narvaez?

[@micahistory]

Man I love this channel. Always so funny and interesting. It remains criminally underrated. Thanks for all your hard work folks

[@Alsnafe749]

I’m thankful Narvus For sucking a Lot at his Job , Otherwise We wouldn’t have gotten this Neat Video

[@haldemarest]

He couldn’t live with his failure, and where did that lead him? Right back to the New World

[@satanwithinternet2753]

Man i feel bad for him. Forgotten or only rememberd as a faliure all because he couldnt get out of his own head

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

Because of the Cortez provocations in his head ;)

[@satanwithinternet2753]

@@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 haha true.

[@TrajityTheHoodHistorian]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE NEXT VIDEO! THANK YOU!!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@DrawnofHistory]

I've been cooking this for a while. I'm more like slow roasted BBQ than Cup'O'Noodle soup.

[@TrajityTheHoodHistorian]

​@@DrawnofHistory Yessir, I already know...I LOVE your videos and I've seen them all! So I get HAPPY when you finish one. I also want to tell you thank you for the hard work you do for us! You are my favorite history channel. Oversimplified comes in at second...

[@DrawnofHistory]

@@TrajityTheHoodHistorian good company to be in

[@TrajityTheHoodHistorian]

@@DrawnofHistory I teach history as well, New Mexico tho, but I learn a lot from you señor 🫡

[@maximusdork3336]

So excited for this, love this channel.

[@wraithlord9879]

It's pretty well known now that Columbus didn't think he was going to Asia. Records at the time noted he definitely only said that to not have competition from other explorers heading out before he could.

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

So like a cover up?

[@wraithlord9879]

@@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 kind of. It had been known for at least 50 years prior that some kind of land mass with some kind of strange people existed over there. It was just really far and not known if it was worth the trip. Two privately funded merchants who worked close to Columbus in the Navy went a few years before him but never came back.

[@Mike--Oxmall]

@@wraithlord9879 Yes Im pretty sure the Portugese fisherman used to go across the Atlantic and spotted it first, came back and reported it but then the Lisbon earthquake destroyed most of the previous records in huge fires.

[@nicholasdigaetano]

29:31 it says ceaser part 2 at 100k

[@DrawnofHistory]

You speak Dharma Initiative?

[@SamWinchester000]

Hey, I've done my task and subscribed a few weeks ago when discovering this great channel, but couldn't he set up something more realistic or another 100k special. I mean, I don't know about the YT algorithm but waiting for only 35,000 more subscribers? I guess that might take several more years ...

[@nicholasdigaetano]

@@DrawnofHistorynot really I just recognized the Roman coin and knew that was ceaser

[@American-b2y]

What a crazy story I can’t help but feel bad for some of these people who went to go colonize the new world and well steal gold still many got lost or died and I just feel kinda bad for the people who did. Rest in peace at least with a funny animation video we will remember these people 🫡🫡🫡

[@masterplokoon8803]

The guys who deserted in Cuba to hook up with rich widows were the smart ones😂.

[@austinthewang]

Anyone else waiting for the next Caesar video???

[@DrawnofHistory]

Look for clues concerning Caesar.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

We have no Caesar There’s only King

[@imabitmid]

@@DrawnofHistory but the only thing at the end of the video was a qna at 100k

[@19Ledor]

Caesar II @ 100 k

[@nikogarcia201]

I feel so bad for Vaca. He didn’t deserve to be the babysitter of that idiot.

[@darragho6358]

I mean De Vaca as one of the only survivors, wrote this "adelentado" about what happened during the voyage so of course he made himself look the best. He would have purposely written himself to be the only sane one and everyone else who was long dead and never got to tell their side.

[@Eric6761]

​@@darragho6358even if most of what he wrote was potentially inaccurate it's honestly depressing knowing he was betrayed and stranded

[@Chelcrah]

I didn´t knew the word Pánfilo came from this conquistador, in spanish, pánfilo its a way to call a dumb person, usually one with good intentions. So, in a way, he got the reknown he always wanted.

[@rakdosorthvet5031]

In Spain, pánfilo is an insult meaning naive/not bright

[@LORDMEHMOODPASHA]

I cant stop laughing at how every time his head turns in a different direction, the eyepatch switches eyes.

[@DrawnofHistory]

Cut to Robin Hood, Men in Tights: "I have a mole!?"

[@team10leader1]

So, he's the original Florida man?

[@DrawnofHistory]

The one joke I didn't make

[@nikogarcia201]

The first of many. His legacy of incompetence still live on to this day.

[@Schwizinberg]

Dear lord he's alive!

[@DrawnofHistory]

I'm not dead yet.

[@Schwizinberg]

@@DrawnofHistory good.

[@classjacksonlawsuit]

I still can't get over your use of that Prince scream lmao

[@phillipsmith2374]

Big G: "What the hell is a Spaniard?" Really feel like you should know that one God. They're some of your biggest fans I think.

[@blenderbanana]

Do you name the lice on your mound?

[@blenderbanana]

Do you name your tapeworms?

[@stefanmircetic8798]

Okay, seriously, what music is that? 10:59

[@Death_Media_incorporated]

I have no idea how you still havent hit 100K subs. Your content is high quality, funny, and interesting

[@zegpath81]

“Babe, what about our date night!” “Not now, Drawn of History uploaded!”

[@kimberlylewistyner2070]

23:06 how the boats spin tho😂😂😂

[@panchita5307]

Wait, you know that , at least in my country in Central America; being called Pánfilo or Panfila its like being called gullible or really not that smart 😂 now I Wonder...

[@ALL_HAIL_WADLEY]

HE FINALLY POSTED HE FINALLY DID IT!!!

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Cabeza de Vaca = the very FIRST Florida Man / "GRINGO"

[@ivanguillenlopez5951]

The fact that this guy is from the village of my grandmother is crazy. It has no more than 1000 people in the present, and to put it worse, there are only like 5 or 6 surnames in town. Probably the hole of it is blood related. As an spanish, i do not know what to feel more astonished about, the possibility of being a desdendant of a conquistador or his name. I mean, "Pánfilo" means something like short of mind...

[@JarateSandvich0]

Seriously underrated channel hope to see you reach one million subscribers some day!!

[@kanahjohnson509]

“I thought you was dead”

[@timmyguidotti4847]

the cod piece joke had me spill my drink haha

[@OmnipotentSpud]

O boy, did Cabeza have an absolute odyssey.

[@Dizzle93]

“Coño de vaca” has me on the FLOOR 🤣🤣🤣

[@MovieFan1912]

I wonder how long it will take for this channel to reach 100,000 subscribers, given what was promised at the end of this video.

[@ce4879]

Yay! Another video! These are fantastic! Also Ooof! What a nightmare of an expedition. Just that massive “shortcut” delay was already a jawdropper. World was better off he just stayed a sad drunkard in Spain.

[@beany_bub]

Absolutely loved this video. Absolutely positive feedback - the begining was kinda hard to follow as i couldnt tell who was talking. Rest of it had me cracking up! Love this channel.

[@Deanothefordtech]

People forget the garage full of top secret documents in the trunk of a corvette in Delaware. And the locked laptop. And the felon son let off guncharges. "But trumps a felon"...... but a better leader.

[@RayvenTheNight]

Guys we gotta get this man some more subscribers... this animation is to good for his numbers to be this low! Spread the word!

[@mattkluth8325]

"we found a bathroom with a bunch of classified documents" gold

[@aaronstreitenberger6012]

This was a masterclass of animation and popular history. I think you do a good job of communicating just how dumb and reckless a lot of the early colonial period was. We are nothing if not the most enduring fuck ups of our progenitors. Lol the amount that all 10 Rays fans complain about that bridge I don't think anyone needed that joke explained. I appreciate them being such a lackluster fan base because it makes my fellow M's fans look almost tolerable by comparison. Imagine using "inconvenience" as an excuse to attend less games a year than most M's in Alaska or Montana. Just laughable lol.

[@DrawnofHistory]

See I'm always conflicted about my interest in the "Age of Exploration". I'm fascinated by the Conquistadors and the contact between the two worlds but am repulsed by what they actually did. That's why I decided to address the subject by focusing in on Narvaez, who was ultimately a failure. Even then, I wouldn't let him off the "man of his times" hook.

[@aaronstreitenberger6012]

@@DrawnofHistory I'm right there with you. It's truly fascinating trying to figure out how everything broke so wrong and left us with the world we have today. I think you told the story well and likely prompted a few folks to check out the primary sources themselves, without excusing any of the less savory parts. Looking forward to what you do next!

[@bauhnguefyische667]

16:36 I found nothing but this spare bathroom full of secret documents!😂

[@tedbaggett7366]

So glad to see this, I enjoy your videos so much.

[@emilianohermosilla3996]

Damn it’s such a beauty to see drawn of history again!

[@HistoryMajor-id5st]

YES!!!! CHRIS FROM VTH IS IN HERE LETS GOOOOOOOOO!

[@victorialynnstruble]

Animated historical hilarity is my favorite KZbin genre

[@lostinhaze]

you are so underrated i hope u will get more views soon. we allready love ur vids

[@sreyneourn1112]

Banger Video Bro Cooked!

[@DrawnofHistory]

Appreciate it

[@silentautisticdragon-kp9sw]

17:08 That possum ATE

[@college54114]

A new Drawn of History video! Hail hail!

[@rickydanyal]

LETS FUCKING GOOO NEW VIDEO!!!!

[@DrawnofHistory]

Language 😉

[@GrantGraff]

Bad words are sad words.

[@Thraim.]

I wish you were joking about the codpieces.

[@joshuapatrick682]

also, how does this channel only have 65k subs?!?

[@devildad4173]

I didnt notice how you were turning their heads until I saw that eyepatch swap to the other eye

[@DrawnofHistory]

Most of the time, the eye patch just flipped because I put a horizontal flip effect on the head. Not switching to a completely different head file with it on the other side probably saved hours and hours on animating.

[@MyObessiveDirector]

WE ARE SO BACK

[@marquesdinapoli9945]

Wait a minute… wait a… minute… WAIT A MINUTE! Is that @VloggingThroughHistory voicing the king of Spain??!?

[@Ben_youth]

a Lost reference in 2024 was a mental flashbang to say the least

[@DrawnofHistory]

Still one of the greatest starts to a show

[@sebastianplank6466]

LMAOOOOO why is my baseball team getting called out?? #raysup

[@erica70]

im just happy to be here. for panfilo!!!!!!!!

[@DrawnofHistory]

And to think last year I thought his story would make for a quick little video.

[@mrherrada797]

hell yeah glad to see you still making content

[@kabooki22]

Finally, the best channel on youtube is back!

[@NapoleonBlownaparte1812]

HE HAS RETURNED

[@Andrewdroid101]

2:30 you should've made alligators appear as well

[@SRP3572]

5:31 "WE'VE GOT COWS" 😅