The Most Insufferable Comedian Of All Time

Instagram: / tombutdark
Second Channel: / @tomdark
Last Video: • Cyraxx's Horrifying Hi...
Last (Last) Video: • The Dark Arts of Theo Von

[@LK2.O]

Burt is like that Kid who invites you over to his house to play video games only to make you sit there and watch him

[@bunnyluver2176]

And talk about himself the whole time 😂

[@Magic-gt4pl]

Accurate.

[@Bokmoh]

Yoooo this is so on point 😂

[@luking6163]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mrs.h2725]

Uh hundred percent lol. Watching him on Rogan is the best cuz Joe will shut his shit down, and Bart pouts like a toddler if he isn’t the center of attention.

[@justinpayton6998]

The problem with Bert's "sobriety" is that he's not actually staying sober. He'll say he hasn't drank anything in 23 days, but then say things like, "Well I did have a glass of wine with my wife in the hot tub. But I don't count those." or "I haven't drank all week! Actually I had a couple beers yesterday, but they were nothing."

[@badman2733]

Imma be honest, that shit is pretty funny to me.

[@samthemessiah9330]

​@@badman2733pretty sad more than anything

[@thisisstrange4641]

​@@badman2733 An alcoholic in denial who has young kids, yeah, hilarious.

[@adamlegros1180]

@@badman2733but you’re laughing at his denial, and inability to commit to it. Not his jokes lol

[@MrEminem]

@@adamlegros1180, still means he is funny

[@yerfavpsycho]

My boyfriend showed me one of his stand up sets and im like "so hes just....shirtless and drunk???" Bro we live in FL we get that free lmao

[@dawsondetrana5496]

You can your boyfriend bro? That's strange

[@___AVARICE___]

​@@dawsondetrana5496what are you on about?

[@rarecringe2446]

are you drunk Dawson?@@dawsondetrana5496

[@Ethan-wr2os]

​@@dawsondetrana5496strange you latched on to that figure of speech and escalated it to imply incest that quickly tbh

[@Kitty255Again]

​@@dawsondetrana5496what does that even mean? "You can your boyfriend?" No you idiot it's illegal to cut people up and put them in metallic packaging.

[@daygon128]

There's nothing worse than having a friend that forces you to watch stand up that isn't funny and trying to act entertained.

[@kipz]

Am I the only person that refuses to play this game?

[@battlebread1958]

I just say it's not my thing and move on

[@jacdixie]

That's every friend trying to make anyone watch stand up.

[@dollgir]

with my mom be like

[@stephaniegarfield29142]

I think we should make it illegal to share videos, with anyone. That way no one can shove their phone in your face, and if you see something funny, you better make damn sure your friend will appreciate the recommendation and not snitch.

[@xislost]

To me Bert is the definition of someone who can be funny while you drink a few beers with your friends, but never a comedian.

[@RAZORWlND]

Hes my Uncle Jack..

[@xxdesertstorm]

the dude hangs around Joe Rogan who's already a huge clown and followed by MAGA MAGGOTs

[@gappuma7883]

I like his stories. He's a great story teller

[@ryukami404]

@@RAZORWlND The same Uncle Jack that you help off a horse?

[@GunnerRDS]

@@gappuma7883 Tolkien was a great story teller. Bert is a slobbering tard

[@Kalebsweeten]

Bert really burned his own career by surrounding himself with actual funny people.

[@HinaTwo]

I was just thinking I kind of enjoy the podcast clips I see but realized it wasn’t because of him almost at all

[@mikeydflyingtoaster]

Or maybe..... the other comedians hung around with him to make themselves look funnier? Same tactic as groups of girls always having the one 2 to make the 6 and 7s look better by comparison

[@ffejpsycho]

"Surrounded by actual funny people" --Source Required....

[@j.r.huffnstuff3549]

Tom Segura's stand-up is great and Mark Normand is hilarious. Not too sure about anyone else Bert hangs out with.

[@mikeydflyingtoaster]

Glass houses...@PWRGEUTTP

[@TheDigitalApple]

The most hilarious thing about Bert is his movie based off his only famous joke was a financial bomb at the box office.

[@kd9896]

A fake story that he made up also. Lol

[@SvenChoba]

@@kd9896Welcome to -comedy- media

[@brianmurphy250]

I guess Mark Hamill didn’t wisely invest or save his TLJ money. It’s like he seeks out horrible roles now

[@Kris-wo4pj]

​@@brianmurphy250bro thats free money. He could retire just from his VA work which is 1 in a million rare for a VA to do. He probably just thought it was funny or owed someone a favor.

[@JWB671]

His movie did more money the first few weeks than two movies released the same year featuring Robert Deniro and Russell Crowe.

[@BC-yl3qb]

Burt asking Adam Sandler “Do you have Netflix” while Sandler had the biggest Netflix deal at the time is hilarious

[@DrJingleCock69]

Burt behaved as if he’s been one of Sandler’s boys being disrespectful, but Sandler’s boys would never ask him such questions they know what’s off limits Sandler has been consistent in decades of interviews always gets triggered at a “what’s your favorite movie you’ve filmed” question I’ve seen him have this reaction only to that question honestly

[@harrylemons]

Nothing will ever top Bart's violently distorted perception of his own physique

[@blackenedsprite8542]

Right!? I think HE thinks he looks slim, it's fucking wild.

[@bgpapa4178]

I thought that was just part of the joke? Like he was just poking fun at himself like some heavier guys do. But if he was doing / saying those things un-ironically, then holy shit

[@Ironss918]

It's part of the joke, he definitely knows he's out of shape and has said that before.

[@Lefuhq3]

Didn't he tell Rogan he can do more push ups or someone way more fit than him? It was a diabolical clip

[@phillittle5890]

Is it Bart Simpson you're talking about?

[@number1comment]

Bert’s the type of guy to wake up his entire house to tell them he’s going to bed

[@MAkAVeLlIiii]

man i can out point you in a kickboxing match

[@MudkipzLuvr]

Jesus, why is this so true?

[@Lord_of_ChaoSan]

Wait a second, is this abnormal? Everyone needs to know... it just makes sense- everyone needs to know when I am attempting sleep =\

[@take7upyours822]

And then wake them up again in 10 minutes to remind them to remind him to set his alarm in 15 minutes so he can get up and wake them up again, to prepare him breakfast.

[@number1comment]

@@take7upyours822 😭😭 this comment had me cracking up. Don’t forget the middle of the night announcement that he peed and remembered to flush the toilet

[@dopecarmilla]

I remember hearing that story years ago and thinking hey that’s kinda funny, I wonder what he’ll do next. And then he never did anything next.

[@___AVARICE___]

​@PWRGEUTTP30yo headass 😂

[@callmeacutekitten8106]

@PWRGEUTTPmf bought a bot to spam comments

[@aarondavis8943]

@@callmeacutekitten8106 They've emigrated from Moist Critical. I wonder if AI is going to destroy the internet?

[@turtleanton6539]

Yes indeed🎉

[@vb_blokeboi7251]

Yo who the fuck spikes their friend when they're trying to do a month sober? That's beyond fucked up

[@GR-od1tp]

(((who))) indeed

[@crushycrawfishy1765]

Ari does, he's a piece of garbage, unfunny and yet still gets attention because he's controversial.

[@JamesCard-u1s]

Yeah but at the same time the guy claims to be ‘the machine’ and makes a bunch of money off of calling himself that… and he can’t handle a little trip?

[@JayOne718]

The fact that Ari Shaffir has two stories of drugging people is nuts

[@logiconlifesupport1899]

Ari is a sociopath

[@LymbicSystemuwu]

The fact that Bert is a multi-millionaire only goes to show just how unfair life is.

[@brianmurphy250]

Multi millionaire right now. If he is still that rich in 5-10 years, I will be impressed. I say this in mind that MC Hammer/ Mike Tyson used to be multi millionaires

[@StopCopCity1312]

They all come from the same families. They all know each other. I noticed it when I was a kid.

[@Eetu.R]

​@@brianmurphy250 Mike Tyson is broke?

[@quillclock]

wealthy upbringing + mild interest = wealthier adulthood. its not about what you do its about who you know

[@LymbicSystemuwu]

@@StopCopCity1312 who is they? Fat white people?

[@Gruwg2024]

Tom Segura was the worst possible person Bert could’ve been friends with. They just feed off each other in the worst way

[@Ttlore]

Can you elaborate? I like Tom but I’m curious to know

[@franciscoanguiano9838]

@@TtloreTom is a bit of a psychopath and enables Bert quite a bit. Best example is their podcast with Dr. Huberman where Tom tells Huberman about all the terrible habits Bert does to get a shock reaction out of him. Now just repeat this same interaction to every guest that Tom and Bert get and you’ll get the picture. Tom loves using Bert as his personal circus freak show.

[@Willrocs]

@@franciscoanguiano983810000%

[@SpartanArmy117]

@@franciscoanguiano9838 To be fair that's the whole shtick. Bert's only comedic value is self deprication so that's ultimately the entire podcast. With that being said you're right though, they actually drag each other down.

[@TyeNee]

i honestly think Tom sees Bert like he's his dog

[@brandon5093]

Adam Sandler telling Bert he never wants to see him again made him my hero. I wish I could never see Bert again.

[@Stringbean1138]

Isn't Adam Sandler known to be a surprisingly nice guy in person? That makes it even better

[@xilix]

@@Stringbean1138 can confirm, i've met him in person and he really is so damn nice, and it doesn't come off as fake or just tolerance. he means it and enjoys being nice.

[@crawlingchaos2811]

​@@Stringbean1138 he def looks like cool uncle vibe

[@darknevermore3]

Was he being serious? I don't see what was wrong with the question. Seems like typical fluff. Someone fill me in

[@brandon5093]

@@darknevermore3 Yeah he was serious, I doubt hate is in Adam Sandlers ability the guy seems so damn nice but at the time I believe he meant he was experiencing one of the worst interviews he's ever been a part of

[@spencechicago]

fake suppressed high-pitched squealing noises

[@jugo1944]

Unbearable

[@kpro790]

It's the absolute most annoying thing I've ever seen. Then faking as if you cant talk. 🤮

[@skwid11]

In early 2020 I was on a terrible path. On day 4 of a drug/ alcohol fueled bender I woke up in a strange apartment on an air mattress to a shirtless Bert on max volume and a room full of idiots laughing. I was so absolutely disgusted in that moment that I decided enough was enough. I went back to college, got a career, got my life together. I now own a home and have a nice life. Thank you Bert.

[@lookdontlook8829]

congrats on getting out of that situation man

[@elsvaughn7959]

Nuh uh... if thats all it took, congrats 🎉

[@phantommanass]

Sounds truly nightmarish

[@luke5249]

It took you 3 years to graduate from college and buy a house after a 4 day bender? Wtf bro

[@snoopy4749]

All that in less than 4 years…. You lie

[@Ryo7_7]

Burnt Chrysler is one of the most unaware "comedians" (besides Bapa Schaub.) It's fascinating to observe. As a pedestrian.

[@scumbagjesus999]

Sounding like a real poor right now 😂

[@danielclark-hughes692]

@@scumbagjesus999 Obviously part of the wash cloth mafia lmao

[@scumbagjesus999]

💀

[@user-lg1vo8sh3r]

The entire way this comment is worded is so funny

[@troyhubbler9874]

Git a washcloth as a cum rag don't ya YOUR POOR IDIOT and if you criticize a rich person it must be because we're miserable 😅

[@ChaseDuRand]

Bert is so self obsessive he definitely watched this at least 3 times 😅

[@DavidYukes]

Underrated comment 10/10

[@zach8107]

Then thought, "man this guy really thinks I'm funny!"

[@HotDogCarCrash]

There’s no way lol

[@facetiouslyinsolent8313]

Chase, the fact you are bashing someone 1,000 times more successful than you who doesn't even know you exist is hilarious.

[@jakebeneski1977]

@@facetiouslyinsolent8313Bert is that you?!?

[@BigRedd515]

His funniest joke to me when he brought in a huge thermos of koolaid and Tom lost his shit.

[@KetranAsimeth]

What’s wild about that clip is that it’s textbook alcoholism. My dad did the same thing, he hovered up Gatorade and other sugary drinks during the morning hangovers to stave off the pain. Alcoholics always dive into something to help offset the side effects of alcohol so they don’t have to stop drinking.

[@austinsmith2808]

@@KetranAsimethfuck, seeing this prospective makes it a lot less funny

[@RolandDeschain1]

Bert's podcast is pretty much the same as every narcissist LA comedian. It's about "be a guest on my show and listen to me talk about myself for two hours".

[@sokkatomeson7561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJOwdJRmnJJnask

[@ellesper]

I seriously don't understand the need for every fucking person in LA to have their own podcast these days

[@arnold8746]

​@@sokkatomeson7561what?

[@hannibalb8276]

You mean narcissist Texas comedians, because all the worst offending chuds were "forced to flee" from LA for uh, real reasons that are very real.

[@kuhlorymd369]

@@ellespera lot of people would just chat about whatever for money if they could, and it gets money and listens. that's the reason it's done. there are a million weird stupid things being done for money that others actually want or pay for or waste time consuming. not sure why we are singling this guy out like he's more insufferable than what gets a ton of attention

[@DDobs12]

Bert is the Dj Khaled of the comedy scene

[@jessickalush3305]

Nailed it 👊

[@Nymphadora45uvyu]

Ouch, you’re so right it hurts.

[@AlmightyNOG]

Lmao so true

[@StolenVHS]

But DJ Khaled is actually funny

[@evansutcliffe1099]

@@StolenVHS and he isnt even trying to be

[@_rez_zy]

Its honestly sad the lengths Bert will go to to defend alcoholism

[@DarkMAGABurt]

Potent observation.

[@Notevenlistening.]

That’s the biggest thing for me… I feel for his little girls 😔

[@RobK32]

That's what alcoholics do, its denial

[@Mumspov]

That's addiction folk's.😮

[@moderatelyamusing94]

All alcoholics do that

[@flyingdutchman145]

The gallon of kool aid moment is one of my favorite podcast moments, Tom dying of laughter is so endearing.

[@heyokah]

Bert is the type of guy where you await the moment he speaks so you can enjoy walking away.

[@AlienX-dw9sz]

Burp, bark, fart or Bart Chrysler whatever his name is would be nothing like his cousin Tim Sakura they were never meant to be top dogs they were supposed to be small time comedy club guys that were on stage before the actual funny guys showed up. < Rogan blessed the wrong people.

[@alex7543]

@@AlienX-dw9sztom’s actually funny though. he’s gotten a bit arrogant sure but he’s always been funny

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

Segura used to be my favorite comedian after Bill Burr, but he's turned into whatever the male equivalent of a Karen is

[@ShannonMichelle7937]

😂😂😂

[@AlaskaBoyAlex]

It's crazy how he is actually a funny person but people find cringey things and just focus on that I do not care enough about his actual life or how he became famous, I just watch his specials and laugh because that's what he's tryna do

[@SatanSupimpa]

I've watched 2 Bears 1 Cave since the 1st episode, but reached a point that seeing Bert romanticizing everything around his alcoholism to deny he has an addiction problem just got sad, no matter how hard Tom and the booth boys were laughing about it.

[@jaylegleiter6669]

Yeah, I had to stop watching for that reason. As someone who is currently battling alcohol addiction, he just became so unhelpful

[@VDiabloV1]

And beyond that, he's so obnoxious on a social level. He always interupts Tom, and says the dumbest shit.

[@imartimus]

Or him talk for 80% of the episode about random dog shit that no one cares about or even is remotely funny.

[@sokkatomeson7561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJOwdJRmnJJnask

[@apethae1]

I only watch the episodes where he's on break. He's fucking ear cancer personified. And so narcissistic he'll probably watch this video in bed 20 or 30x and obsessively go through the comments wondering why nobody can appreciate his greatness properly.

[@xzist]

Bert is the most prominent example of "its not who you are its who you know"

[@lanestewart7836]

No that’s shaub

[@xzist]

@@lanestewart7836 both pretty good examples

[@jayk5114]

​@@lanestewart7836Bert is the prominent example of "failing upwards"

[@AirWindFire]

“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know”

[@Michael-jr5ie]

That’s not even the saying lmfao. Either way it’s not a negative notion anyway. Anyone with any business sense knows that who you know is the biggest key to a successful business.

[@micahchurch5733]

ngl the bit with rogan and the others supporting the health of bert is endearing

[@kisulikatti]

A sober month is not the way to treat alcoholism. It's easy to not drink when you have set a future date that you wait and skip the whole month with nothing in mind but make through the "tough time" and reward yourself with a drink. The real challenge is not to drink ever again, face the void and manage through. Anyone out there in denial, just be honest to yourself and best of luck.

[@Caramelldansen9999]

Drinking is fine in moderation, just like everything else.

[@kisulikatti]

It's a different world for addicts.@@Caramelldansen9999

[@MagicWhatsItCalled]

​@Caramelldansen9999 true but if it's progressed into an addiction, even drinking in moderation can be a slippery slope just due to the nature of alcohol. For some people, agreeing to a single drink can easily end with them being blackout drunk and still trying to have more :c

[@kisulikatti]

Well put. Shouldn't play with fire. @@MagicWhatsItCalled

[@kisulikatti]

and an addict would convince themself that it's moderate, it's under control.

[@YuriDSC]

Bert is great example of how important confidence is, even if that confidence is not backed up by anything.

[@midnightroads4180]

I'd be confident too if I had my mom and dad funding everything for me so I could do whatever I wanted. Some of us need to be less risky, cuz we do not have anything to fall back on.

[@isaimorales6814]

@@midnightroads4180Fr

[@sandhanitizer15]

​@@midnightroads4180perfect response. Very true. I wish I grew up with the privileges he had.

[@miketrombly6652]

You dont act like this if youre confident. Only people full of fear act like this.

[@chrisdornerrespecter8884]

He's not confident. He's a delusional narcissist

[@13dust81]

I met Bert at an airport lobby, he was very kind and called me “brother” our whole interaction. Over an hour or so, he drank 3 wine glasses and I distinctly remember him filling two water bottles full of alcohol before leaving. He also had airport staff escort him from the lounge dispute no major disruptions or crowds forming. Wish him and his family the best

[@Jezeus11]

Bert is set. But he’s trying to fly too close to the sun.

[@Ajaws]

He just kinda sounds like an okay and nice guy from a personal level, and is probably kinda funny, but is sort of like an alcoholic uncle who has a lot of issues

[@lucasfilbert1726]

Bro definitely made that up lmao

[@Jezeus11]

@@lucasfilbert1726 it’s probably Bert on one of his fake accounts 🤣

[@eriklarson9137]

@@Jezeus11 Right? My favorite comedians are always on the straight and narrow. Carlin, Kinison, Pryor. All clean cut dudes.

[@scorpiousmagus]

When you have Adam Sandler tell you he doesn’t ever want to see you again. 😂

[@geekymetalhead5112]

His movies can be hit and miss sometimes, but he's never lost his genuinely cool guy vibe. There's plenty of stories where he was a really decent/nice person, having said that.....if you make a person like that hate you or your interview in 5 minutes, you fucked up 😂

[@mr-dbs]

for the longest time I thought 2 bears one cave was an unironic homosexual podcast lmao

[@noth1ng5id]

Wait, isn't Adam Sandler notoriously down to earth and chill? How TF do you fuck up so bad that Adam Sandler hates you in 5 minutes 😅

[@burtreynolds8030]

Fr all you gotta do is talk about the most recent Celtics game and you’re friends with the guy

[@ollytropics1735]

He didn't know any of his movies but glazed him about how he's such a huge fan of his

[@noth1ng5id]

@@ollytropics1735 what?? Dude. How are you a man child "comedian" and never watched Adam Sandler?

[@ollytropics1735]

@@noth1ng5id hence why Adam hated him because he was evidently so fake and just trying to social climb him. 2lazy2try has a full video on it

[@DJ-iu5bb]

@@ollytropics1735 I think he botched Uncut Gems saying he was a fan he said Precious Gems and Happy Madison I think that was tipping point where Adam Sandler saw he was Faking it being a Fan like he could of done a google search like oh man he blew it and he kept on Interrupting him and was rude too

[@mariokarter13]

The irony of his life being the inspiration for National Lampoon's Van Wilder is that Van Wilder actually grew up at the end of the movie.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

That implies Bert will ever grow up 😂

[@seanmatthewking]

Yeah because he wanted to bang Tara Reed. Also, Van Wilder's personality was really nothing like Bert's in the first place.

[@l.j.1417]

Idk if I'm weird but I've never expected most stories told by comedians to be real. It doesn't matter to me at all because their job is to tell funny stories. It's like being upset that not all movies are based on true events.

[@morgan3392]

I think part of the reason might be the level of relatability and authenticity that comes with stand up comedy. It's just a guy, on a stage, talking at you. That's innately pretty intimate, and stand-up has stayed pretty close to that format for years and years. Both sides develop a parasocial relationship where relatability is a common draw for comedians. I'm not arguing with you, just trying to offer my reasoning for it.

[@maximiliankolbe_NIN]

Agree 100%. I’m no “big fan” of Bert’s, could take em or leave em. But the guy who narrated this video (and a lot of commentators) just seem very butthurt and/or jealous with an agenda to push. Guessin Bert triggered him & his feelings. Society is so soft & sensitive anymore.

[@PoGoFoShoDoe]

The haters in the comments are insane but that comes with being niche. Bert has issues but who doesn’t.

[@PoGoFoShoDoe]

@@maximiliankolbe_NINlisten, Bert has his stuff, but if you ever watch him for an extended period of time, you start to get it. He’s a goofball, a nut, but he loves his family and does what he needs to. His drinking is his own choice.

[@gregentclemory9285]

What if somebody starts the joke every time with this is 100% true and it happened I'm not lying to you this isn't a joke

[@PassDaMethod]

Ari is such a sociopath man, it's crazy how he gets away with so much dirtbag shit without repercussions.

[@GreedoShot]

Every time I hear anything about him it's about how he fucked with somebody

[@JerryBarclaw]

Benefits of being apart of the tribe 🙏👃

[@mkv2718]

yeah, that guy needs to get caught for littering in Singapore

[@Chris-tl9wd]

Also, how the majority of his improv bits revolve around him saying pedo shit. Dude is a walking red flag

[@ProbablyNotLegit]

​@@mkv2718 Ronny Chieng 👀

[@fouronesix8294]

Bert is just one Good Will Hunting "it's not your fault Bert" speech away from completely melting down

[@BagelKami]

haven’t seen it , but is that where the family guy scene with a line close to that comes from

[@TheBigChad]

I can personally attest that Van Wilder was NOT about Bert. Bert was obsessed with girls gone wild and they did a nationwide thing about who is the biggest party school and who in that school is beyond life itself. Our group was Bert, me Chad, M, and we had Sydney S. Me and Sydney actually were getting doctorates but Bert was partying all the time. Coming to class hungover wearing floaties on his arms. The van wilder thing was about a producer on campus trying to get inspiration for this movie when someone mentioned Bert and how he was just on Rolling Stones magazine for being essentially a giant slack off. So they bring Bert in and honestly if he was just himself they could have ran with him. But he did what he always does. He went way too far and turned away the producers. Then when the movie came out he cried saying it was about him and I’m like dude these are the fliers. There’s probably 20 dudes that think they’re the guy when it’s not like that. The 3 of us got really close until he started having success in California. It’s like Bert doesn’t know how to be a best friend. If you’re in his life it’s because you play a part. Sydney got cancer in 2017 and Bert was nowhere to be seen. He flew to his funeral and tried to talk to us like we were friends again but people legitimately walked away from him while he was talking and he started crying. Got back into his car, and he left. He’s a trashy person and a train wreck of a friend. Idc how many wanna say it’s the internet and people can say anything. I have receipts and I have videos with me and Sydney so fork you (thanks KZbin for making me edit that one)

[@PHXNKVHXLIC]

Damn dude, that’s crazy. I always associated Bert as this goofy party lovable guy but this video and your comment really opened my eyes

[@thatzachguy76]

......the moive script says its based off the Rolling Stones story.......yall really are so desperate to just follow a crowd and hate on someone and lie for now reason lol

[@Simp_Police_]

Bert was definitely working in 2017 supporting a family, you expect him to drop everything, cancel tours to visit your sick friend? At least he made an effort to show up at the funeral. You guys sound like a bunch of shitty friends to walk away when someone is talking to you at a funeral

[@thatzachguy76]

@kylefarrell25 I did read his comment, hes saying none of the movie was based on Bert at all but the story writers specifically reference the rolling stones article by name and also say it was based on just "college frat life".

[@soundeclipsebreak2700]

Can’t believe how much time some people have 🤦‍♂️

[@Snakelady-]

"Terminally weed stricken" is the best description of Joe Rogan I've heard!

[@seekinggreen4481]

As someone who struggled heavily with alcohol for 13 years and is now sober, I've become acutely aware of the destructive patterns, the subtle lies, the lapses in judgment, and the tendency to constantly interrupt others that accompany alcoholism. When you're in the throes of addiction, everything revolves around it, and nothing else seems to matter. Did you say hurtful things? No problem, just blame it on the alcohol. Did you mistreat your friends? No big deal, I was blacked out, sorry! I used to be a huge fan of Bert's, but having emerged from that dark period of addiction, all I can do now is empathize with those still struggling. It's evident that Bert recognizes that he feels great when sober, as he has discussed it on numerous occasions in podcasts and elsewhere, but he always seems to immediately contradict them with excuses only two seconds later. It seems he may have exhausted all available options, and even his close friends are growing weary. Sometimes, cutting ties is the only way to help someone. I genuinely hope he can find the strength to achieve sobriety.

[@jakesteel90]

Same it took many tires to get and stay sober but I’m always and I I think everyone is a better person when sober. Making friends and connections and calling people helps me a bunch with AA aside from the meetings themselves. Meetings are good but if I don’t reach out to others and make connections AA wouldn’t work for me.

[@zachroberts1988]

100% I was never an alcoholic but after i gave up drinking completely in 2020 i started to find Bert's comedy incredibly sad and pathetic!

[@AgxntAqua]

Thankfully I never had a problem with alcohol but I know people who died because they couldnt get off of the stuff. Its incredibly tragic to lose a 20-something to addiction. Glad you got clean brother 💪

[@BB-848-VAC]

@@illijillijilli Try NA if AA isn't working for you. Ive found that finding a meeting or meetings that you relate to the people is a big thing. A lot of the time some meetings have weird vibes that push new people away. Most importantly though, just push through the steps and be honest with you sponsor and the meeting about how hard it is for you. Chances are people will relate and help you in some way. whether its just commiserating or giving some insights into how it feels afterwards. Doing the steps (some of them daily) will def free you my friend. In my experience, the program is about replacing good feelings (drinking) with better feelings (being a part of humanity and living in the world as yourself). Its very rewarding in the end. I wish you the best.

[@seekinggreen4481]

I'm 38, and I began drinking around the age of 18. Initially, it was for enjoyment at parties or to feel at ease in new social settings. However, when I turned 21, things took a turn for the worse. By the time I reached 26, I had become a full-blown alcoholic. Over the next 4-5 years, I made multiple attempts to quit, but each time I only managed to go a few days or a week before relapsing. The constant cycle was taking a toll on my well-being, affecting my career, social life, and overall happiness. I spiraled out of control for several years, reaching a point where I couldn't ignore the negative impact any longer. I reached a breaking point and decided that enough was enough. I had allowed myself to reach 400lbs, lost all ambition, and found every moment at work consumed by thoughts of alcohol. It was then that I started viewing alcohol as a poison. I turned to podcasts and KZbin channels discussing the harmful effects of alcohol on the body, and I also downloaded the "I Am Sober" app. This app allowed me to interact with others, celebrate milestones, and seek support when needed. The combination of these factors made me determined never to pick up alcohol again. I genuinely believe that anyone can achieve sobriety; they just need to desire it more than anything else. Quitting alcohol has been the best decision I've ever made for myself, positively impacting my family, friends, professional life, and more. I understand this is a lengthy response, but I hope you find some elements that resonate with you on your journey. You have the strength to overcome it, you are valuable, and you are loved. Sometimes, it's hard to see these things when you're in the fog of addiction. @@illijillijilli

[@meggznham]

Never been a fan when I was tuned in to the comedian bros. But Ari drugging his friend and turning him into a prop for a joke was fuuuuuuked.

[@Llkolii]

Ari has narc eyes, drugging him is not cool at all. And exposing him on his own podcast. He's a backstabber?

[@cruz8291]

@@Llkoliioh man, wait till you see his bad attempt at joke tweets 😅. one of the most infamous was the kobe bryant one right after he died.

[@thesilliestclown]

He's jewish, its what they do

[@markus7166]

@@cruz8291 who gives a fuck about Kobe ? I’d probably laugh at the joke

[@cruz8291]

@@markus7166 maybe he wasn’t important to you, but to many people worldwide it was a tragedy. you can’t deny the impact he had on many around the world. respecting the recently deceased is something i think we all can do. if i recall correctly he tweeted it the day of. he’s a grown ass man trying to act like an edgy teen. I get that he’s a comedian and i wouldn’t get mad over a joke but i can also say it was corny for a grown man to do. just my opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@lothquendi]

I have no awareness of this man having ever existed. This is like really well done historical fiction.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

You should have just turned it off and be thankful you never knew about him

[@Cheepchipsable]

Well nobodies on the internet need to target someone to make themselves appear important. "Turkey" Tom is well named.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

@@Cheepchipsable They have almost the same subscriber and view counts so not sure where you pulled the nobody card from....are you ok or..?

[@andrewnagavelli1215]

He 100% had alcohol in that koolaid. No way that’s not the real reason tom is laughing. Donnell Rawlings was funny in the Chapelle show, but letting Bert literally shit all over you via coffee enema is not the wave.

[@pa1nted]

honestly the biggest problem was the youtube algorithim constantly recommending his videos and adding them as next in queue whenever anyone watched a cumtown clip. this led myself and at least a million other people to go from not knowing or caring who he was to hating him in like a 6 months period

[@prestonexzabe2997]

NGL I never heard much about Burt Kreischer… but I see a Fuckton of videos about why he sucks, it’s kind of getting old. Like I get it, he’s not funny, let’s all move on

[@FabulosoSpray]

​@@prestonexzabe2997he has that unlikable jockey energy about him, the Fallon laughs, it's overbearing and annoying ASF. 2 bears 1 cave was tolerable because of Tom, and most of the funny bits were them both joking together.

[@dillonwalshpvd]

I knew who he was, but you're so right. I remember listening to episodes of the Bonfire while I was playing video games or whatever and constantly having to change it because 2B1C or YMH were constantly coming on, thinking "How many of these do I need to skip before the algorithm catches on?"

[@LukeLongboneOfficial]

@pa1nted you said there was a problem though… where is it?

[@nawtmyrealnamelol]

Bert is the type of guy to roll his eyes to the back of his head when he eats chocolate

[@lampad4549]

Is there something wrong with that? Everyone else in the comments makes fun of stuff that is actually bad

[@ClassifiedDocz]

@@lampad4549yes you cuck

[@strangebrew1231]

"get this AWAY from me"

[@mossymoose8920]

I’m also that type of guy :(((

[@spracketskooch]

Reminds me of lyrics from "Succubus" by Black Dirty. "Keep rolling your eyes to the back of your head Look up where your brain lies see what you're thinking instead"

[@mauldothelastcrafter8194]

I'll never forget him spending the time when COVID lockdowns started and he spent the 2Bears podcast literally breaking down over money worries. Then, he came up with the Standup Drive-in Theater thing, and had to take it to Tulsa, OK because only Southern states had COVID regs that would even begin to allow for that. He goes, makes plenty of money, and is riding high on the next episode of 2Bears because he's proven that his concept works. Now not worried that he'll pay bills, he spends his time talking about that gig shitting on Tulsa, shitting on Southerners, and making it obvious that he wouldn't be caught dead in the South again if he could somehow get away with only touring in LA. I will *never* forget that. It was the first time I'd ever seen a professional performer do something like that. Literally, "Now that I have your money and made it back home...god yall are stupid, dirty, and your town is boring." The fact that Bert has ever thought, let alone once that day, that he is better than any amount of Oklahomans, let alone Southerners, is the exact reason that America is as fucked as it is.

[@derbykitten]

lol triggered

[@Girrrrrrrr]

lOL tRiGgErEd...you are an idiot and have 0 pride in the place you are from, I garuntee it.​@@derbykitten

[@Punkpsychobilly]

Kinda ironic considering I don’t know… he was born in Florida? Dude is a legit retard

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

​@@derbykitten Wat

[@kuro_emiya]

I'm glad someone else is talking about what he did, is sucks when no one is bringing this up for how abhorrent his behavior is.

[@Khelldon]

I'm a huge comedy fan and I love to talk to people about which comedians they think are funny. It's a great insight into what kind of a person someone is. I've found, to my surprise that a lot of people think Bert is the funniest comedian they know. I have never found him funny but there's no accounting for taste. I'm just glad that "Jeff dunham" is an answer i hear far less than i used to.

[@CodeeXD]

What you don't like puppets bro?!

[@michaelturley8222]

I would instantly stop talking to that person lol

[@MickMcGarnackle]

I once knew a woman who *loves* Jeff Dunham, and she was quite alright herself. Dunham is a good ventriloquist, so I can at least enjoy the talent despite his act essentially being dad jokes with puppets. Burt, on the other hand, I never exactly disliked; I just knew within the first bit or two that he was never gonna land with me, and that was confirmed for the next 45 minutes, solid.

[@bradblumhof6917]

Sad but completely true. Although I hated his puppet act and was somewhat frustrated with how popular it was for so long, Dunham can actually be pretty damn funny when not relying on the prop comedy puppet garbage like in interviews and other appearances. Such a shame the puppet act was what brought him fame and fortune.

[@rebl00ded]

Jeff Dunham is a fuckin’ hack. Otto and George forever.

[@icestargalaxies]

im kinda mad that Ari received no backlash for spiking someones drink with MDMA.. even moreso for his excuse about it.

[@BendySendy]

Bert is that you?

[@the_spaggot3148]

​@@BendySendynah spiking someone's drink is hella messed up mate, I hate bert as much as the next guy but moral lines must be drawn and maintained even if you don't like the guy

[@Hi-Row95]

Agreed Ari is actually such a POS. Not to mention the like 3 times he beat up Bobby Lee without any major backlash either.

[@name.333]

@@Hi-Row95jeez

[@k.s.3653]

​@@Hi-Row95to be honest Lee deserves it and ari is a jew that was "forced" to learn the kaballa. Which teaches you that you can do what you want to a nonjew

[@bradblumhof6917]

The worst part is that he really believes he's an amazing comic who made it on his own merit. I can't deny that he's worked hard and hustled for many years but he's always had the privilege of a family with noney to fall back on, has the most amazing luck of being in the right place at the right time repeatedly for years, and has been propped up by people who boosted him to heights he never could have achieved on his "talent".

[@lampad4549]

Well by what you said he did make it on his own merit no?

[@derpderpin1568]

People have families with money to fall back on in the overwhelming majority of all things people ever do. He still made it on his own. Horrible comment and just stupidly illogical. He is literally famous because of multiple viral comedy stories that he created, that's the only reason.

[@xeagaort]

@@derpderpin1568not quite lil bro

[@parkercushingable]

The most interesting about burt is he has managed to do all of this with fake teeth since high school.

[@madmaxim3965]

Honestly seeing that he comes from a for the most part well off family or at least wasn’t in poverty , he probably got the type of fake teeth that are actually drilling into your gums rather then like dentures and honestly you could think of these as even better then real ones at times because they aren’t as susceptible to infection or decay as regular ones are

[@captainsewerrat]

Imagine being the guy who calls normal people pedestrian while his personality is being and alcoholic and rather being a joke than telling them.

[@seanmatthewking]

Pedestrians are literally people walking on foot. Bert definitely meant something more akin to "civilian," except regarding comedians and not the military.

[@alexeybagirov6635]

As a Russian speaker, I can confirm that there is absolutely no way in Russian language to somehow misspeak his name as The Machine because it is literally the same word but spoken like Machina with A instead of silent E.

[@FIDEL_CASHFLOW_]

Yeah if you believe that his story is real then you're dumb. I feel like most stand up comedians fabricate stories and tell them as if they were real but there is an unspoken understanding that both the audience knows that the story isn't true and the comedian knows that the audience knows that the story isn't true but everybody goes along with it for the sake of humor. Bert tells this story over and over and over again as if it's 100% true and people all over the place actually believe it.

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

​@@FIDEL_CASHFLOW_To be fair people have come forward saying they were on that trip, and at least some of it is true. I don't know.🤷

[@johndodo2062]

​@JohnClark-tt2bl the trip might be true. Everything else is horseshit

[@wlodek8757]

@@JohnClark-tt2bl Yeah but not that part, the word just isnt that different

[@gord163]

I thought the joke was that instead of saying his name he panicked and said the machine, not that he misspoke his name in Russian, i could be wrong its been a while since ive seen that show. Not that im defending his humor, just if we are going to judge the jokes at least get the details right.

[@bstrdbss]

Im so happy the tide is turning against Bert. Guy has one madeup story he had been riding on for decades.

[@PHXNKVHXLIC]

I swear, it’s like those high school guys who kept adding details to a made up story so he can make everyone laugh. Ain’t no damn way that machine story is even 25% true

[@cannibalbunny]

@@PHXNKVHXLIClove the name and pfp

[@joeeeyyyyyy]

and wills dick apparently which got him that initial sitcom deal

[@bstrdbss]

@@PHXNKVHXLIC Right! I'm sure there is a SOME truth to it, but like you said the rest is a complete fabrication.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

The drunk party guy is funny for about 2 seconds then becomes just sad

[@johnballantyne3458]

Video is titled “the most insufferable comedian”. Two minutes in and I find out Joe Rogan played a big role in getting him off the ground. Oh how shocking.

[@tjenadonn6158]

The Joe Rogan Industrial Complex has done almost the same anount of damage to American standup comedy rhat the Seth Rogen Industrial Complex has done to American comedy cinema or the Seth MacFarlane Industrial Complex has done to Ameican adult animation.

[@jimberlygridder183]

​@@tjenadonn6158nah...those other guys have some funny stuff. Joes folks DO NOT.

[@turtleanton6539]

​@@jimberlygridder183agreed😊

[@jonstiffer4994]

@@jimberlygridder183 Segura is funny, but I don't know how much of one of Joe's guys he is.

[@TeddyBerry]

As soon as I saw that his gimmick was taking his shirt off, I knew his comedy wasn't good enough to carry the act.

[@BendySendy]

Lmao exactly

[@republicofcasuals]

You're like a janitor giving stock market advice.... just stick to licking toilets! 🤣

[@turtleanton6539]

Ofc

[@TheBritColl]

Hey Tom, love your deep dives a lot it’s just good KZbin. Would love if you did a deep dive on the late great Norm Macdonald. There is a lot to dig up about his career that I never hear anyone talk about. Like his first bout of cancer in the late 80’s. Keep doing the crazy livestreams too, watching you on the Destiney stream take the W over the annoying irk was hilarious!

[@johnblood10]

Seconded. Would love to watch a proper deep dive on the Ol’ Chunk of Coal.

[@Adventurerer]

calling burt kreischer a comic is like calling a scat fetishist a plumber

[@AlienX-dw9sz]

Burp, bark, fart or Bart Chrysler whatever his name is would be nothing like his cousin Tim Sakura they were never meant to be top dogs they were supposed to be small time comedy club guys that were on stage before the actual funny guys showed up. < Rogan blessed the wrong people.

[@Ztertis]

I..... I'm scared to ask 💩

[@thomaskelliher]

*Angel by Sarah McLachlan plays while my soul floats up to heaven after reading this comment*

[@Adventurerer]

@@AlienX-dw9sz Tom Segura is funny as fuck

[@brandonmaddox4862]

Yikes…..that was expressive but it made me laugh

[@Knowone1mportant]

A lot of people here aren’t gonna believe me and that’s fine but my dad actually used to do photography for Burt in the early 2000s. From what I know, he was a depressed seeming guy from behind closed doors. Not like he is on camera. I know this isn’t really surprising information about Burt but I still find it hard to believe he knew him to this day. I’d have to ask my dad more about the things he saw sometime soon. He’s gotta know some juicy stuff lol. I might even be able to find old videos with Burt in them that also have my dad somewhere in them.

[@puddle3042]

did you ever look for those videso would acc be interested in checking them out

[@Knowone1mportant]

@@puddle3042 I found one kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH6tlHeKd5KNsMksi=lN5JAWcvA0qFe8f0 It’s at 1:07. I’ll have to ask my dad to find more I guess.

[@devadasn]

The funniest thing about the machine story (and maybe the only funny thing) is after he told the story everyone started calling him the machine. He’s not the smartest guy so he thought they were asking for him to tell the story. Which is why he repeats it so often

[@seanjenkins5505]

The fact that people are so utterly obsessed with that completely untrue story is nothing short of baffling. I guarantee you the truth of that story begins and ends with Burt went to Russia. Yeah buddy. You participated in international armed robbery and there were no consequences afterwards ok.

[@yul2393]

@@seanjenkins5505 I think it was entertaining to listen to but if anyone actually believes its true they need help

[@steven1479]

Him trying to tell the machine story in the mall to a little kid after the kid asked to tell him a joke is one of the cringest moments I've ever seen.

[@steven1479]

​@seanjenkins5505 His fans will show a pic of him with some guys outside of a train and claim that's proof the story is real.

[@armorers_wrench]

@@seanjenkins5505 An international robbery in Russia during the 1990s though. Totally possible for that kind of thing to occur and go completely unpunished. You could easily bribe police in Russia during that time and for that matter to this very day. The only difference is that today they have a very Anti-American regime so an American would probably be arrested for that in the current day. Back in the 1990s though? They didn't give a fuck. The Soviet government dissolved and as a result government employees like police turned to corruption for their paycheck. That's a fact. I actually believe there is probably some truth to the story even though I don't really like Burt and I don't really find the story funny.

[@NateDaGreat808]

Bert just tells “that’s crazy bro” type of stories lol

[@TheCrazyJakeAZ]

Bert’s the type of dude to buy water at the store to set it free in the ocean.

[@baller84milw]

22:40 It's worth noting that "The Machine" story had multiple waves of popularity, and this was only the latest one. I remember way back when I was in high school, circa 2009, there was another clip of him telling the story that was going viral. It's just hard for anyone who wasn't around back then to find out about it since all the social media from back then is dead (i.e. Myspace).

[@GuitarGuy4647]

Wow, St Pete to Tampa. That’s like moving from Manhattan to Brooklyn. Lmao

[@foodjones2456]

Mmmm probably more like Hoboken to Newark

[@KarazolaX]

Honestly it's kind of impressive he's gotten as far as he has. I think he's made me chuckle at his "The Machine" joke, that's as far as he's ever made me go. But he's not as unfunny as Amy Schumer. He's not as morally bankrupt as Carlos Mencia. He's not as aggressive and impossible not to hate as Andrew Dice Clay. All things considered, he's not funny, but you can say that about like at least 50% of stand up comics.

[@stephaniepotts8256]

He's kinda just mediocre.

[@SilenceDogood999]

You hate Andrew dice clay?

[@sra26]

11:52 12:24 12:28

[@KarazolaX]

@@SilenceDogood999 He's never been funny to me, and he just acts like the least likeable person every time I've seen him in an interview.

[@CapcomGod]

​@KarazolaX his arc on the O&A early years was where his redemption is.

[@RockTB2022]

This is a great doc on Burnt Chrysler.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

The fact that he loves watching himself on the big screen to the point that he immediately starts crying (while actors usually despise watching themselves) is really everything you need to know about the guy. Perfect summary of his personality. Man am I glad that that movie bombed hard.

[@localirishgamer]

just because some actors don’t like watching themselves doesn’t mean they ALL must hate watching themselves. you’re trying to be an armchair psychologist and it doesn’t work. Imagine being happy something someone loved working on bombed hard, and getting mad he was so happy with the movie he cried

[@smirfbroil6934]

​@@localirishgamercringe

[@jr0dmusik]

@@smirfbroil6934bro just learned the phrase “armchair psychologist” and was so excited to use it 😂

[@turtleanton6539]

😅😅😅😅

[@GatorsBBBUsingJimmys]

Yeah how uncomfortable would it be to sit there and cry while watching yourself. At least he knows he’s a narcissist. Probably was hard too.

[@daxota_6750]

Bert is the perfect example of "it's who you know" it seriously makes me nauseous knowing he sells out arenas (IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD). Plus it doesn't help he only talks about himself like he's actually done something in life and has influenced millions. The only ones impressed are his fellow pigs he squeals with

[@phillyspecial1393]

Idk dude you gotta actually try to be a millionaire, so many people wish they were but hasn't worked towards it, he has

[@jamiebeam74]

It ain’t who you know, it’s who you blow

[@daxota_6750]

@phillyspecial1393 if Joe Rogan didn't exist we'd have no idea who bert is

[@tooc4n]

I seriously hope you're joking man 😭 caring so much about another man's success is genuinely insane. and calling his friends "pigs" like bro what. did he hurt you or something

[@daxota_6750]

@charleswhite688 I bet you play with your vag and squeal along with bert while you watch his HILARIOUS specials. you're not the meat rider you're the pilot 🫡

[@jimmyjonesjohnson]

I can’t imagine how many hours you had to endure Bert’s definitely funny (not fake and annoying at all) laugh to make this video. Praying for you Tom

[@DeusAndrew]

2 hours tops, most of it is regurgitated content from other youtubers. Barely any investigative work in this video.

[@derp195]

@@DeusAndrew Yeah, it’s a lot harder to clip video game footage. You’re out here doing God’s work.

[@stephenelder3162]

Tom is a douche canoe too

[@republicofcasuals]

Just a copy and paste effort... this dude just leeches content... nothing original here!

[@sokkatomeson7561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJOwdJRmnJJnask

[@rickydeathtower]

Is that the Bully music? Incredible. Good video. Almost stopped because I was like “I don’t like Bert why am I gonna watch this” and watched nearly the whole thing.

[@PeggyAndDanny]

Tom the typa guy to draw eyes on his eyelids so he can sleep in class

[@Untzx3]

this is funnier than anything Bert ever said

[@Br3adless]

@PWRGEUTTP👋

[@Br3adless]

@PWRGEUTTPI am going to touch you

[@emsedgwick9521]

I have to disagree about the MDMA incident. It was very much addressed. Bert's wife was super pissed at Ari. After it happened, she didn't want her kids around him, too. Bert and Ari's friendship almost came to end. I think things are a lot better, nowadays.

[@databattlesz]

The “mdma” incident… translation, the meth incident…

[@hurngusmcdurngus9106]

I always thought ari was a piece of shit, I just never knew how deep it went.

[@realeugene]

@@databattleszwhere are you getting meth from 💀💀

[@yig_501]

i stopped listening to anything Aris in you dont do that shit

[@Exera80]

@@databattlesz There was no meth involved, Ari put molly in Berts drink, and he pretty much got slammed by everyone for doing so, as it's seriously not at all funny to do so to anyone.

[@jdiddy8395]

Oh, I love Bert! There’s the bit where he goes to Russia, there’s the bit where he gets drunk, there’s the bit where he’s topless, there’s the bit about the mafia, there’s the bit about him drinking, there’s the bit about that school trip he went on, and to top it all off… that bit where he takes his shirt off! You’ve gotta love a wacky boundary pusher!🤢🤮

[@sammitaylor3942]

Honestly, him joining the Mafia in Russia will always be my favorite story

[@Earthboundmike]

I mean, I found him entertaining, though I don't exactly have a high bar or standards for that sort of shit. My favourite was the deodorant in the fridge.

[@sillyboiientertainment9927]

Yeah but you forgot about that one bit of him drinking around his family !!!!!!

[@jungledynasty3554]

I watched his podcast once before I even knew who he was and I thought he was insufferable..he never let's his guests talk ..he talks over them all and makes everything about him ..its terrible..

[@calistogauva707]

I’ve always been fascinated when someone is aggressively trying to be the the center of attention and everyone knows they are lying except for themselves. Someone being oblivious to how how they are being perceived and not seeing or understanding any clear social cues is such an fascinating thing to watch.

[@calistogauva707]

@@placeholder_ “who the fook is that guy”

[@calistogauva707]

@@placeholder_ ok boomer. 🙄

[@ryanroznowski2263]

​@@placeholder_ who the hell comments then gets mad about what state a stranger is from then angry they got a like on their comment?! and u think California people are bad hahaha

[@ryanroznowski2263]

everyone knows a real truth teller, the type that will retell a story u told them right in front of u but claim it happend to them, sucks that Netflix and rogan made those losers rich lol

[@SashaGarcia]

Thank you. One of my biggest peeves that I could never define with precision.

[@ApostolosFilms]

My favourite is when Bert was doing his fake laugh to William Montgomerys joke and William screamed at him (ITS NOT THAT FUCKIN FUNNY DUDE!!!) which made the rest of the panel laugh harder cause they knew it was a diss.

[@jacobburt5424]

Really warms my heart to see Tom take a break from his music career to give us this banger ❤

[@Fahrenheit38]

What ​@PWRGEUTTP

[@Farce13]

​@PWRGEUTTPsilence, loser

[@yamom5733]

@PWRGEUTTPyou doing so much for 300 followers 😂😂

[@chubbycakes6145]

@@yamom5733true, this guy thinks he will get subs for typing this sht when he can actually do the work and get organic subscribers.

[@ShniitSchneyder]

​@PWRGEUTTP eat poop

[@LGPanthers1]

To give Mohr credit, it's always better to omit Bert from your stories

[@moderatelyamusing94]

I will say, I've never heard of bad fan interactions of Burt. He may be an alcoholic, but he seems like a good natured guy

[@smokingalcohol2945]

Yeah he's a friendly guy and a good family man but the same can be said about others, an immediate name that comes to mind is Brendan Schaub, you can watch the clip of him getting all the messages from his friends and wife and kid congratulating him on his special you can't help but love the guy and be happy for him and like him but then you watch his standup or his podcasts and it's just trash. You can be a good person and not entertaining, but it's good to see that characteristic instead of just hating the guy and wishing he's dead like most unempathetic people online

[@MeatCatCheesyBlaster]

Yeah he sucks but I don't think he's hurting anyone. It could be much worse than being a bad comedian. If you don't like him, don't watch him.

[@smokingalcohol2945]

@@MeatCatCheesyBlaster that's pretty much exactly what i meant, i pointed out its nice to see somebody actually having a reasonable opinion on Bert rather than wanting him dead or to lose money and fail just because hes not very funny

[@Icegrip12]

@@smokingalcohol2945unlike Bert though I feel like Schaub is actually likable on screen, nothing about him SCREAMS fake like everything about Bert, on screen atleast.

[@Jell0zz]

Fair point, he's just another guy trying to be funny, but personally I thought his machine story felt fake and he keeps droning on about it. I tend to watch other people, but I'll never get how he got a comedy central special aired in my country.

[@MikeJones-yo8en]

I’ve never laughed or even cracked a smile at anything this guy has said or done. Thank you for making this.

[@AlienX-dw9sz]

Burp, bark, fart or Bart Chrysler whatever his name is would be nothing like his cousin Tim Sakura they were never meant to be top dogs they were supposed to be small time comedy club guys that were on stage before the actual funny guys showed up. < Rogan blessed the wrong people.

[@justingagnier1394]

@@AlienX-dw9szyeah we saw your answer the other times you wrote it.

[@justingagnier1394]

Thank you for making this? Why? If you don’t like him don’t watch or listen to him it’s that easy. Let people make their own decisions. He sells out arenas so he’s doing something right.

[@MikeJones-yo8en]

@@justingagnier1394 I thanked Turkey Tom for making this because he actually explained things in a way that made me realize the actual reasons why I don’t think Bert is funny. I’m not hating on anyone that finds him funny. Why do you feel the need to tell me that I don’t have to watch him if I don’t think he’s funny?

[@extraterrestrialproverbial6989]

@@justingagnier1394why comment that? Are you angry other people don’t like Bert?

[@kamplaysbass]

bert's like a new band you just found, you listen to their music and you're hyped then the more you hesr the more you realize all their songs sound the same

[@InnateOwl]

Sounds like The Smiths lmao

[@TedDiabetes]

"You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years." "I know. They're called doctors."

[@AlmightyNOG]

Half his views are people posting hate. Bert's a lolcow now 100%

[@RabbyRabbithole]

has been for a long while

[@GeeMannn]

If you end up on turkey toms KZbin channel then it's most likely he scrapped info on you from the kiwis at the farms.

[@amarantalagana1490]

@@GeeMannnit seems most mini-docs like this involve the creator taking all their info from the farms nowadays 🫤 sometimes you can even find the same posts on threads and what a youtuber is saying will be copy and paste the exact same

[@GeeMannn]

@@amarantalagana1490 yeah it sucks but you just can't stop the grift

[@LL-iy7bg]

Most insufferable comedian are Amy Schumer ,Nanette Gadsby, Frankie Boyle, Brendan Schaub

[@chongli3007]

Bert Kreisher

[@SQUIRTGANG]

the ironic thing is that Bert, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tom Segura, and Ari all have one thing in common, none of them are funny comedians, Theo Von and Shane Gillis are carrying the entire scene on their backs. (Mark Normand is pretty good and has the best one-liners)

[@DrewMANIC]

I think Tom and ari are funny but agree with the rest for sure

[@richardofredemption]

Yeah Joe is better known for the platform. Interesting people and all That.

[@TheDevintomb]

He’s a child and no one is telling him the truth.

[@LEWIS_sanders_9]

his life was like a party, but every party ends

[@swillieplays]

The party ended a long time ago

[@Unquestionable]

Definitely a reminder of how dumb luck and knowing the right people are more important than any other factor when it comes to success. His appeal basically starts and ends at "guy who is kind of funny once in a long while" which is great for casual friendships but to force celebrity on it is like building on a foundation of sand. The most offensive thing about him is the amount of success he's had despite being on par with most bar regulars when it comes to humor/depth.

[@originalpastaman5470]

I still can’t believe how everyone just brushes off Ari spiking someone else’s drink in a resentful move. A guy like that should be treated in a similar light to a pedo

[@h33-q8w]

I think it depends on the person. If my friend spiked my drink with MDMA I'd be thrilled. I don't think I'm the only person in the world who feels that way either. 😂

[@1232catfish]

yeah, that's fucking psycho. Especially a guy with substance abuse issues you're trying to "help" with sober october? That could easily send someone to the hospital or worse.

[@billy6044]

@@h33-q8won a Friday night it would be sick, on a Monday morning not so much.

[@thenablade858]

@@h33-q8wYeah but this guy had substance abuse issues so spiking his drink? Dumb idea. What a bad friend lmao.

[@4Miscable]

@@1232catfishnot to mention the blatant disregard for the fact that his kids were home and he had a flight that night. It’s not as if he did it before a night at the club or something. The lack of foresight is terrifying.

[@scheevyjenkinz8444]

As an ex alcoholic, I drink a gallon of tea every day. It helps

[@sorrenblitz805]

Isn't that just replacing alcohol addiction with a caffeine addiction?

[@scheevyjenkinz8444]

I get caffeine free

[@bb-double-yuh]

Tom's the type of guy to sound optimistic when saying "leave me alone."

[@ollytropics1735]

Wrong chanel

[@chancierbeet8915]

I have been watching turkey tom for a while now and it's hard to tell people that I listen to "peoples life's crumbling via commentary" whenever people ask what my most favourite content is

[@Quietanarchy1]

His mother's a childhood development teacher, but nobody taught him adult development

[@TheEnoEtile]

Joe has never faithfully participated in sober October. Dude is on a mountain of gear. Shit aint sober. Fucking wild to weigh in for his sobriety challenge with his weird steroid belly.

It’s sad you thought you were being intelligent with this comment

[@TheEnoEtile]

Its sad your mother didn't swallow you

[@osculant]

It’s wild that the market for criticizing Bert is so big, that there’s now a market analyzing the videos criticizing him.😂

[@ErinJeanette]

What a nightmare 😂

[@666slateran666]

He's been insufferable from the start. But at the same time it's like watching a train wreck who's self aware

[@Eetu.R]

Saying he is self aware is a stretch 😂

[@StamesJevens]

Was gonna say lol where the fuck did you get self aware from

[@swillieplays]

Nah more like a desperate loser who will do anything to be accepted like punching himself in the nuts for a laugh "PLEASE ACCEPT ME 🙏 IS ANY OF THIS FUNNY ?? LOOK AT MEEEEE"

[@YaBoiVD]

Yeah, the guy defends his alcoholism by claiming he doesn't drink that much, just like 14 drinks a day. Dude has no self awareness at all

[@JLo83]

Sentient? Yes. Self-aware? Not so sure about that 😂😂😂

[@eggysalad]

anyone else notice the little editing error at about 38:12 ? "they did little harm to Burt's reputation- they did very little harm to Burt's actual reputation" kinda cool to see how tom's voice is so stable its hard to notice the editing

[@evanquinn6092]

Yeah sometimes video essays accidentally forget to remove a retake of small clip

[@poolhalljunkie9]

I've been noticing that quite a bit in a lot of different videos lately.

[@tomcline1252]

his shtick wasn’t sustainable and ran its course

[@Craco186]

This makes me like him more tbh. People liked him because he was a mess and now it's a negative? Weird

[@FourOreosFromHeaven]

I mean I'm an alcoholic (in recovery sober for many years), I had no idea who this guy was but from only the first few clips I could tell he was an alcoholic by looking at him. When you're in your late 40's or 50's and have been drinking heavily for at least 2 decades, you can't hide it. It shows. Also it will start to pickle your brain and you'll become more out of touch with reality and think you're much more convincing than you are, hence telling more and more elaborate and unbelievable lies. Add to that how defensive he is any time his drinking is brought up. Anyway it seems like he thinks loud and obnoxious = funny. That's not talent.

[@amberbaum4079]

He has that "did drugs for quite some time" look. It's right in his face. His physical appearance will only keep deteriorating more and more at an increased rate.

[@Listening_Books12345]

This is honestly how I felt about Dane Cook's brand of humor, he just wasn't an alcoholic about it 🤷🏻‍♀️ I found Dane really funny when I was a teenager, but as I got older I realized he just got loud with goofy voices and was more physically dynamic than other stand-ups. It wasn't actually that groundbreaking, or even funny, it was just a novel delivery that eventually aged because it wasn't supported by good or clever material

[@FourOreosFromHeaven]

@@Listening_Books12345 Yeah. I think a lot of us go through phases when we're teenagers where obnoxious and/or edgelord type humor seems top tier. Then as you get older you realize that sometimes with that there's no actual joke there.

[@SixOhFive]

I think your brain is working again

[@ph-vf5hx]

amen

[@samohteel4393]

I live In Colorado, and while at work listening to the radio, they can not give his tickets away for free. no one calls...

[@CaptainPinga]

😂such a loser

[@justste711]

Cos colorado sucks.....no one wants to go there unless they are rich asf nd its winter

[@samohteel4393]

@@BoogyMushrooms good question, It's basically California lite.

[@MatthewAldinger-o2j]

more telling about Colorado than Bert

[@KingThrillgore]

Colorado is so based