The Most Legendary Roast Comebacks Ever 🔥

The greatest hits of the funniest and harshest comebacks from the best of the best (featuring Pete Davidson, Kevin Hart, Seth MacFarlane, Martha Stewart, Justin Bieber, Bruce Willis, and Snoop Dogg).
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[@jessicastokes486]

"Don't give up kid whatever disease you have you can beat it" 🤣😂😭🤣😂

[@blondethunder8912]

I was reading this as soon as I got to that part

[@carnyzack]

THAT'S A SUPER BOWL CHAMP! 🤩

[@chealdennis510]

@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Amen!

[@timgrills2306]

@@blondethunder8912 is Drc😢gvvbnnhggfgv😅

[@123Mathzak]

@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Stop reading 2000-year old Roman fake news.

[@scotthagapac]

The reason these clips are great is Pete is enjoying people roasting him. And can dish it back.

[@xplosivejosif]

So true

[@eolsunder]

I love Pete the more i watch him, his stand up, his videos, his shows, etc.

[@maggiekarabel123]

Gotta love a guy who can make fun of themselves.

[@thejoseyscottrocks]

Pete is hilarious!

[@bobbybaklava9605]

*skete

[@fsumpter]

"Throwing barrels at Super Mario...Please don't eat me" has me in tears😂😭😭

[@vishalsharma-xb4tm]

Sssshhhh

[@dazbeal5438]

i nearly died lol x

[@bryanbridges6152]

💀☠️☠️

[@QUABLEDISTOCFICKLEPO]

Explain it to me. I didn't get it.

[@guysumpthin2974]

It sounds like all the jokes were written by the same person, except for Seth

[@aliciamadden7589]

"All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time." -Natasha Leggero, the savage

[@KaylaIsaiah]

Natasha was the most the Savage one of them in opinion.

[@Buffalo17]

Pete can withstand constant jokes about his dad passing in 9/11 but Will Smith can't handle a bald joke towards his cheating wife. Some people just aren't built the same.

[@Freeworldtravel]

Thats what I was keeping on saying to all who defend Will

[@scottdaugherty8065]

That was funny because it's true. Will knew that joke was coming too. Crazy how money makes you a cry baby....

[@Freeworldtravel]

@@scottdaugherty8065 its not Money he is in a Toxic relationship .. Ever since she openly admitted she has cheated on him , he lost his mind .. Now he is trying so hard to be her best henchman …

[@jesseelwell9107]

So freaking true, thin skinned and hyper sensitive

[@Frankje01]

@@jesseelwell9107 and it's a shame because i feel like the will we all grew up knowing would be great at this kind of humor. Would have loved to see him on one of these roasts

[@martaudreybitang5521]

Jimmy Carr 911 joke is probably the best roast of all time

[@justicepower1255]

That was so cringe 😬

[@compier]

I love Pete’s reaction. He recognizes the joke is amazing

[@JediJide2]

It initially shocked me and couldn't stop laughing, then felt like s**t for laughing.

[@bunnyviperaquatics2108]

“Best Roast”- 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼😎

[@marlostanly6650]

Carr's stand up specials are exceptional.

[@TheB0sss]

I still think "he goes up on his wife" is the best short joke I've ever heard

[@Dawg2005]

Bar none

[@henriflego9574]

Martha Stewart been hanging out with Snoop Dogg too long 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingayy9267]

They're a fun pair, aren't they?

[@israruji]

"Payton Manning looks like if football players evolve to no longer need helmets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garrysmith5562]

He does look like a rugby player.

[@serious7179]

@@garrysmith5562 he looks like rugby if it were a person

[@benjamindave4821]

That one killed me🤣🤣🤣💔

[@lstarbuck20]

That one make me LOL

[@shiriimonroe]

Haaaaa

[@monkeydluffy_]

Kanye studying this vid to get jokes for Pete

[@EricJh21690]

😂

[@EricJh21690]

You mean Skete? 🤣

[@toya101keepinitreal8]

📝📝📝📝😂😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyrichardbell]

Bruhhhh😂😂😂

[@mfbadasseatshitcommies746]

All these pedofiles in one place is what's really funny

[@peachkissess]

When Martha said call me and Luda and Pete stood up immediately 😆 lol i loved that

[@TWHowl]

So, nobody gonna talk about how Martha Stewart is the biggest gangster on stage?

[@Firecul]

The standing ovation for one of her jokes was perfect, got to respect her after that roast.

[@yogijaya2897]

I'm sending this to my Mama!

[@SteamGaming2023]

Natasha - "all these rappers on stage and Martha has done the most time" lol

[@thatonenigeriansformula]

Id smash too

[@eunicestone838]

That's only because I wasn't there.

[@DannyBridie]

5:48 Nikki trying to not bust out in laughter gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@mawmawlisa6918]

Enjoyed this very much very funny

[@thickuums7651]

Especially when Pete cracked the joke about Ann Coulter scaring the crows away...... I was in tears both @ that joke and Nikki's face!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bettylopez9566]

This is bussin

[@MattB_138]

@@bettylopez9566 yo mama bussin

[@armurph1102]

@@thickuums7651 I loved the part about where Pete says that people usually just call her c*nt and then that she spends time cutting eye holes out of white sheets. The best part is he sounded le he was not even joking bc those are all true statements about Ann Coulter

[@actioninmyphannypack]

“When I talk to you I don’t have fun” That’s such a Hannibal thing to say

[@justaguy214]

His joke about Shaq looking like Donkey Kong slayed me.

[@cramboneusf]

“Please don’t eat me.”

[@LonghornsLegend]

I so appreciate Ann Koulter always showing up and having a blank confused expression everytime 🤣👏🏾

[@abbie_joan]

it's because she doesn't know how to take a joke but likes to insult people

[@Klaus_the_Fish]

@@abbie_joan wrong.

[@bensmith5581]

@@abbie_joan Seemed like she was leaning into the joke. But i am unsure who she is

[@edgo6434]

Pete is a true professional. Everyone had the same generic jokes about his dad and 9/11. Some people say funny things. Some people are funny.

[@quecreations3244]

Pete makes the same jokes about his dad in 9/11.

[@Cheekiemoney]

Whoever was Justin's marketing team at the time should get a shout out. The roast pretty much brought back his career after everyone hated him.

[@fateisnotthesameforall4811]

Seth Macfarlane does so well in these, I think he would thrive stand-up.

[@philippebien5429]

It's funny because I don't think my generation appreciated him. But yet all his adult cartoons watchers are between 30-40 yrs of age. Anyone who invented Roger from American Dad deserves a Grammy 5.0 imo.

[@vivianstela]

@@philippebien5429 i agree roger is so funny

[@dudewhy6953]

Ann’s roast for Pete Davidson was so predictable, but Pete’s reaction was just beautiful 😂😂😂😂😂

[@samuelbaje4915]

first

[@tacticalcupcake5104]

That’s the only time in the whole roast he actually got mad hahaha

[@courtneyr6645]

@@tacticalcupcake5104 it wasn’t the best, yet he still couldn’t handle it

[@Wihongi]

Literally all the roasts about Ann were the same and even more predictable lol

[@MrBaymeric]

I did not get it. Pete Davidson is white, isn't he?

[@florentinovasquez3801]

"This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father... That was in 2001." "Oh... That was dope!"

[@watchgeek3977]

says someone with a crooked face..

[@XTRABIG]

Savage

[@AngelGonzalez-tv8mt]

Dave Chappell in the back had me dying

[@gemmastyles420]

Would have loved to see Dave up there. Lol

[@brandonbuzz7075]

10:20 I wish he had been on that panel

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

It's one of my favorite Comedy Central Roast moments. It's just so perfect that Dave's in the audience.

[@justincremeans2244]

I love watching Ann realize that people actually hate her.

[@Zorro_Christ]

Rob Lowe laughed way too hard at that nanny joke

[@Luke-pk9fe]

Uncomfortable his kids were there

[@missbettybouncers7119]

"Please don't eat me" 🤣

[@MNIceMan44]

But Ann, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?!?

[@houseofmatrix6174]

The sheet joke was fire 2

[@Klaus_the_Fish]

that was lame.

[@ridesq]

I think this is one of my favorites.

[@stuffy6664]

@@Klaus_the_Fish ahhhhh ur mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ahhh ur mad

[@claytonlatone8959]

@@Klaus_the_Fish The delivery made it funny tbh

[@smartaMartini]

It's so cute when Martha Stewart laughs at her own jokes.

[@MH-yj4qq]

Martha’s quip about Shaq’s mom is hilarious

[@REGINASONGZ727]

"Take your hair off So I can run my fingers through it" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MH-yj4qq]

I love that Pete openly hates Ann Coulter

[@bab2224]

He truly can’t stand her, 😂

[@masscrook]

everyone hates her 😂

[@MrAdlerchen]

Like everybody 🙈

[@keeverw12]

Yeah hilarious. But she's not actually a racist. You know that right? If you think she is you aren't smart enough to understand her books. So much easier to make fun of her and jump on the band wagon than to actually try to understand what she's saying.

[@RonnieEverette]

@@keeverw12 nope she's a racist 🤷‍♂️

[@sefotaualii370]

"He's beaten every opponent except the letter S" 💀💀💀

[@rebeccabyrum3076]

REALLY tho... Bout DIED🤣😂🤣

[@cc-jy6so]

I don't get it.

[@roshonda3602]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daniellebarber3118]

@@cc-jy6so me neither!!

[@lolitahaze02]

Maybe the way he talks?

[@SportsBoss999]

Pete seems to have found his forte on that Rob Lowe roast. His jokes were excellent. The Jewel comment of "If this is a phone, it's broken" didn't get much for laughs, but was a great reference to that era. Well done.

[@djoseph5130]

Exactly, I felt like that was a great line, definitely deserved more laughs

[@biggiewhite]

pete had me dying when he was giving props to rob for the breast cancer charity and then dropped the nanny joke 😂

[@rynes.rai7er993]

That cassette tape was prolly as old or older than most of the people up front

[@MyZ001]

TBF, I don't think most people in the audience even knew what it was😆

[@Saboteur709]

All you need is a pencil.

[@m.o.egaming5030]

Best believe Martha was running the yard 🤣🤣😂🤣

[@nightmarerush4287]

The fact that barely anyone laughed at Ann Coulter trying to roast Pete didn't surprise me but I love how be rubbed that in her face after she stopped talking

[@Klaus_the_Fish]

They didn't laugh because they're libturds.

[@koncretemang5049]

Why does everyone hate Ann Coulter

[@bb_arcadia5752]

@@koncretemang5049 because shes a racist maga conservative

[@EstroMunch]

@@koncretemang5049 she's one of those alt right figureheads that's just supremely racist and antisemitic like the rest of them. I think she was on some big network at that time too so her opinions were just out there and they're horrible

[@believeitornot90]

She’s conservative in a liberal world

[@backfireproductions4362]

Pete’s response to Anne’s roast always gets me😂

[@buckashisensei]

Hannibals humor always gets me bro

[@MrVladalv]

who?

[@BO4SHO]

Whoever wrote for Martha Stewart did an excellent job

[@mojdulbox]

10:22 Dave standing up is pure 😍😍

[@randomacousticthoughts]

I love how Beiber holds his own, props to him for coming in swinging

[@caprilovette5563]

He was definitely mad & went off after the show

[@garbygarb31]

All his jokes were written by someone else.

[@__m__a__x__]

His delivery of the roasts were pretty bad, he probably didn't write them

[@frankiefresh6937]

When he pulled out the most mint cassette tape I ever seen. I died laughing 😆

[@hermandadavis]

This is what I call a real roasting session 🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😭

[@katiehoholick420]

I've watched this like 10 times it always makes me laugh n like u said this was a real roast 🤣🤘🏻🤣

[@AnthonyW07]

This is gold! I've seen these before but in this order the jokes are even funnier.

[@soundwaves2453]

Peyton definitely won

[@masscrook]

seth mcfarland absolutely destroyed charlie sheen 😂

[@hankthepatriot3733]

I have to admit Peyton Manning definitely got the better end of the exchange with Pete Davidson... "Don't give up kid" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (2:54)

[@Fallenstartheone]

Thanks for taking a break from throwing Barrels at Super Mario had me rolling.

[@XTRABIG]

broooooo 😮🤣🤣🤣

[@sandrastokes9847]

@@XTRABIG I laughed until I cried😂😂😂😂

[@TellSpellz]

I love how they all can take jokes

[@TwitcyTrain]

All except for Pete Davidson it seems when Anne Coulter went up. It all seemed like everyone was taking it in stride.. But when Anne got up Pete got seemingly mad and started going straight for the jugular . I’m sure he’s been taught not to like her.

[@robertmejia2375]

@@TwitcyTrain he also said those things before Anne went

[@TwitcyTrain]

@@robertmejia2375 You can tell he clearly doesn’t like her from the start, which is fine. Just kind of cringey watching his reactions to her jokes. Not really sure why she was there to begin with tbh. She’s not a comedian.

[@thedeucemonkey2331]

That was when you could make jokes and people could take them by giving it back.

[@lennys2975]

@@TwitcyTrain most of these people aren't comedians...

[@lovingmydior]

I love Pete. He makes that type of situation comfortable/relatable for people like me.

[@jordanmcintosh7471]

Justin's writers killed it. I'm not a fan of Justin Bieber but his delivery wasn't bad by any means.

[@michaela.754]

*you made it!* to snoop

[@rebeccap5538]

Ludacris and Snoop Dogg. If I was 38 I'd be freaking out. 😆

[@murraybrown5077]

I mean Pete just takes it so well 😂

[@CharlesCinco5]

That Shaq joke about the lakers still applies in 2022 🤣

[@palainanoctem3776]

Honestly it applied to 75% of all the Lakers lineups since they moved to L.A. And I'm a Lakers fan....

[@Brian-sf6ew]

And 2023..

[@wannabe.mebruh]

people should be more like pete. these types of things are jokes, take them as such. its warming to see how well he handles being roasted lol

[@laioncarlosdalmagre4341]

P

[@chrys_stone8716]

Well its a roast... these levels of jokes are to be expected lol i think only a few times people got actual offended at these roasts

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Except for Anne Coulter. Pete handled her joke terribly and a lot worse than ludicrous handled any of his

[@thl205]

They’re literally paid to be there and they know it’s a comedy roast. Try these jokes to anyone on the street and see what happens 💀

[@chiamaka4222]

@@HugoStiglitz88 nobody likes anne coulter lol

[@enigma7757]

Kevin, you look like someone put 50 cent in the dryer. 💀 🤣

[@justindavid9979]

I just got the double entendre. Thank you!

[@jv-lk7bc]

".. calls lil Wayne Wayne.

[@Apage125]

“Why you got to bring Jesus into your mess that man has suffered enough” 😂

[@ThePianiolist]

“I handed him a joint and he rubbed Bengay into it” 😂

[@LootGoblin42069]

The Dave Chappelle Cameo tho😂

[@slipknot_santino7654]

pete being sarcastic after ann’s joke was great.

[@sidneymwangi9696]

Pete is crazy...the comebacks are fire

[@jessewehner7564]

21:06 Kevin cracking up really got me 😂😂

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

That's nothing! You should've seen him on the Graham Norton Show with Olivia Colman, Ice Cube & Hugh Laurie! 😂😂😂

[@amandalove1745]

Man Martha Stewart KILLED

[@cristiancovarrubias4356]

Peyton Manning’s joke to Pete will forever be funny🤣

[@livinlife8280]

I gotta admit, that joke is up there as one of the funniest jokes on a roast 😂

[@mougabo]

NEVER EVER invite Will Smith to one of these!!!!

[@nodiggity9472]

He got in *one* little fight!

[@grantlaman7461]

@@nodiggity9472 and his mom got scared!

[@samuelgreen7274]

YEAH! He'll smack everybody who makes jokes about his wife!

[@khennnn]

@@grantlaman7461 she said “you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air”

[@aaroncox8457]

😭😭😭

[@emilylux9165]

Those Anne Coulter jokes were personal asf

[@larryousman]

Justine expression when Martha said "call me". LOL

[@jv-lk7bc]

..and everybody else's reaction: priceless.

[@michaela.754]

"You made it!" To snoop That was the best comeback

[@Got2Goification]

He killed that comeback so hard. Had me in tears

[@Snuzzi]

Martha Stewart is hands down the best one 😭😂

[@gei6803]

The Goonies Joke had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@LexLutha]

Martha Stewart killed it haha

[@MS-wl6ih]

Martha Stewart was Awesome.

[@michaelhocevar6121]

I can't believe it, but I thought Peyton Manning's joke on Pete Davidson was by far the best...I'm still laughing just thinking about it....lol

[@liftpenguin]

100% agreed made me laugh for like 10 minutes

[@samnangpoe]

That was great!!

[@JargonMadjin]

These roasts are some of the greatest accomplishments we have as a species

[@TheDezembro]

I love that Bruce keeps apologising to ppl he's roasting 😂

[@zacharywatts1514]

Dude the Bruce Willis roast probably represented what the roast was made for the most. It was a great mix of hollywood elite and comics

[@Mikecars2319]

I love how these people being roasted act like they actually wrote the jokes they're coming back with, im looking at you Justin Bieber 😂😂

[@GabeStrenke]

I love that on both sides of the pond, Jimmy Carr gets roasted for looking like a ventriloquist doll lol.

[@Neurotripsicks]

There never will be anyone on any dais who killed it more than Greg Giraldo. RIP brother.

[@motogem1408]

Yes he was the best! Definitely the roast master of all time! RIP Giraldo

[@dennisrodash3763]

For the physical integrity of everyone on the show, for God's sake, never let Will Smith in.

[@raymondkaufmann3167]

Oh please do we will see him get beat down

[@sheeeeeesh3622]

.

[@elfymbouity]

........

[@MatthewG1247]

Martha Stewart was definitely the best.

[@charleschyten4356]

Did yall get the part where snoop told Lisa "I roll blunts fatter than you, but you been passed around so many times" 😂😂😂

[@blazedoutlaw6633]

Payton manning cracking up pete killed me

[@cisi3447]

Charlie sheens joke to Seth about being unrecognizable will never get old 😭

[@sethdaniell1071]

The whole compilation is fantastic, but Pollak's Walken had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

[@kitthecat6543]

Seeing Gilbert Gottfried really hurt...he'll be missed 😞🥺

[@truthseeker6532]

No doubt. What a Gem we Lost!!!!

[@jdmoffat7680]

Justin Bieber killed it on the comebacks to Snoop!

[@JLYVE89]

Rob Wriggle was by far the best. I mean look at Petes face about the teeth joke 🤣

[@jv-lk7bc]

"...and he's British!"

[@wednesday8397]

"Martha Stewart handled prison like a BOSS!!" Cameron Diaz in..."The Other Woman"

[@randyrawdingii5135]

Nikki always kills here but Natasha actually cracked me up more than expected... Also Martha's joke about Kevin's first big payday was perfection 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rowdee-mo4zr]

I love snoop just dying laughing

[@spaceforce0]

The curious George joke was elite

[@RaunakJain11]

5:45 was the best response to that joke of a roast

[@YeshuaIsTheMostHigh]

Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken was brilliant!

[@comedianseenoevil6986]

Some of these jokes dig deep but they withstand them. I have a roast every year on my birthday and they can hurt but you still laugh

[@philosophystoryteller]

Pete is the best on roasts, hands down!

[@caprilovette5563]

R.I.P Gilbert Godfrey 🙏🏾 A LEGEND

[@scottconnorzzzzz]

This isn’t the first time I’ve found out about someone’s death via the KZbin comments 😂.

[@kathleenreilly828]

“THATS NOT GANGSTER JUSTIN!” Sounds like it could be a great TikTok sound lol

[@craggleleighton6053]

Absolute comedy gold!! Could watch this again n again.

[@scarletbegonias2359]

Jimmy Carr is one of the greatest comedians of our time.

[@drsavage3262]

RIP Gilbert.. Such a presence. You will be missed.

[@GoofyCascade]

😂 in the thumbnail I SWEAR Snoop looks *exactly* like Sid’s grandma from Ice Age bruh 😂😭😭💀

[@sarahlovee1865]

This is the compilation I needed lol I love the come backs and I hate when it takes so long you almost forget the original joke