THE MOST ODDLY SATISFYING VIDEO...

[@serenity-lilacbradford-hal8525]

Simon.... The jelly looking cucumber thing is Aloe Vera

[@alastairkelly3639]

He’s cutting an aloe Vera plant

[@farooqmuhammad1279]

He knows he was aayin it because he had nothing to say

[@jamesjohnson8066]

I was gonna write that but u did my job for me

[@janineteres7438]

😂 😂 Yeah and je wanted to buy one lol

[@gokuop8793]

😂😂😂

[@jbg_2367]

Simon: "If you're looking at this video in bed you're weird" Me, in bed, watching KZbin for the last 3 hours: 👁👄👁

[@jaynejohnson121]

I was looking for this comment

[@Danpaul64]

@@jaynejohnson121 same 😅

[@ahhhbahh1085]

Me watching in the toliet 🧐🧐

[@jasleen1221]

😂😂 honestly my bed’s the only place I watch KZbin

[@milomorto20]

It’s almost 3am for me 😂

[@jabezreji6120]

Damn, The new Logo, Won't forget the memories with the old one!

[@supmate9893]

I agree

[@crypticeditz]

I already forgot the old one

[@subhanshaikh4132]

@@crypticeditz it’s like the same but with a darker red and black instead of the grey colour, you should be able to see it when you search it up

[@Dark_meme90]

I want the old one back

[@pareshjailall7748]

😭💯❤

[@lxvijrjxvier9084]

Simon: this is what is like when you slap JJ’s belly Reddit: you’ve chosen death😂

[@SolUploadz]

😂😂😂

[@grant5716]

"This is what it is like when you slap JJ's belly" Simon 2020

[@mohamedchicktay5683]

Its like they wanna get shipped together

[@NickPaz174]

Put this on jj’s reddit asap

[@abdulrahmansamir9611]

Simon: “We ain’t had a striker that can hit a ball like that in years” Patrick Bamford: “Sad Noises”

[@ashortbanana9251]

Think u mean Hatrick Bamford

[@perebima]

1:05 Miniminter: “that’s satisfying” Me: (cringing in my seat)

[@captain4865]

Didn’t ask g

[@raaten]

Violated the card

[@AdamRayment1]

Tryna find where I asked g

[@Abhishek-iq9lo]

g

[@agoraphvbic]

sorry randolph

[@harleypelligrin4993]

Public service announcement: Simon/miniminter doesn’t know what Aloe Vera is and called it quote ‘cucumber’

[@faze_chebbz]

Not everyone knows what a aloe plant looks like

[@blackboibanta2890]

No lie, Simon has the best reaction channel on KZbin. He's actually really funny while simultaneously giving good and reasonable reactions.

[@elijahkaehler9369]

1:22 - when JJ says "Platinum!!!"

[@nocapwavy6719]

1:27 i died when simon said this is what it is like when u slap JJs belly 😂

[@dianavideodiary]

Did Simon actually just say “what is that?” to glass, bruh

[@Danny_R_]

Right..?! Who don't know it is and how to make glass!? 😂

[@splashiernutt7832]

@@Danny_R_ simon

[@vaipyro]

It's actually plexiglass. That is the screen seal that you put on phones to protect it

[@mangogaming0734]

"Jelly, Watermelon Jelly Watermelon." *Try our new flavor now*

[@MiraRae55]

I really need that on a shirt and idk why 😂

[@pvezelj]

Simon: "I don't get ASMR!" Also Simon: "That sent shivers down my body."

[@felipeuribe5477]

I felt so grossed out when he folded the Pokémon card...

[@emre2451]

Same

[@ash26gg3]

It's an energy card right. There are many more in a box. I know it's amazing for tournaments and stuff but he ain't playing them

[@HB.14]

They’re fucking common cards lmao

[@dianavideodiary]

Why is everyone saying they don’t like the logo, it’s actually nice and he had to change sometime, he’s not gonna have the same logo forever.

[@EuanBCFC]

I seem to have accidentally found Simon Lenney’s channel

[@AnonymZ.]

Obviously Simon knows how jj’s belly looks like when it’s slapped

[@shannonhinkle2752]

The “jelly cucumber” is aloe. The two blobs on the end of a stick were melted glass in the process of being formed.

[@Danny_R_]

Ok I can kinda understand the aloe vera... But not really... But how do you not know how glass is made... Or look like!?

[@draculuah]

It’s sap

[@ruhipatel6165]

2:36 what Simons a circus seal nowadays 😂

[@estefan1224]

Who else isn’t into Pokémon that much but their sole started to hurt when he did that with the card

[@gian8767]

I’m into Pokémon and I hope that wasn’t a 1990s card lmao

[@alfiemorrell6112]

''This should help you sleep'' Aggressively starts to moan

[@volume1642]

1:37 *why does this remind me of polar express😂*

[@bradlinsley8028]

omg yes

[@JaySmith-of7vs]

The memories lol

[@flckvanse]

Simon is so good at balancing stuff on his head it's Hella satisfying

[@_kokayn]

I actually can’t believe I watch Simon react to oddly satisfying videos every night before sleep now 😴

[@cassiusdollin3193]

0:30 it’s aloe Vera 7:35 hot glass 9:38 it’s sand with air in it

[@jdgamer7894]

No one: Simon: gasps with he sees a half naked man dancing in a pole

[@DavidsWeirdMedia]

9:00 This is why I watch these videos. Pure gold! LMAO!!!

[@miinky21]

0:10 but this is pretty much the only place I ever watch KZbin videos 🥺

[@sentilianokuci4900]

10:12 that WABABA got me wheezing

[@sentakimura4436]

Simon ur videos help me so much especially today cos I have an exam week starting tomorrow and i feel really stressed. But u help me laugh and feel better

[@Naqviusedtobekrypton]

"If you're folding a Pokémon card" -2020 Miniminter

[@cassandrapunzalan6535]

I never thought a gagging Simon will cheer me up from my final exams week.

[@pedrofernandes8457]

Nobody: Simon: "This dude in Persia blinded his grandma"

[@priyanahata6211]

simon: so, i'm gonna hide the evidence also simon: films it and puts it on his youtube channel

[@silasbgelund4981]

Talia: what if i do it like this Simon: 11:16

[@choccy5411]

Simon: we haven’t had anyone who can hit a ball like that in years! Patty bamford: 😢

[@sunburn6460]

11:33 the way he say wAtERmElOn

[@deoxyl453]

Confirmed: Simon doesn’t know what aloe vera is.

[@geraldmcdonnell5599]

4:41 Simon turned into a cyber man from doctor who😂

[@fatysimulator211]

Loving the content Simon keep up the amazing work lad. Much love

[@servant691]

2:46 That looked reverse, you know

[@keithruns1774]

totally not related but just ate a real nice grapefruit,at least a 6.5/10

[@turtlegamer4179]

sharing?

[@Someone-sk8cg]

What would make this grapefruit a 10/10

[@loupayne5346]

This video is main channel worthy, Simon out here uploading bangers daily

[@itsamps9100]

Only clocked now that the logo changed thought I was tripping😂

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

The main channel logo had changed aswell

[@DarkDreams948]

0:20 is an aloe plant. 7:33 is glass 9:37 is a sand bath with air being pumped into it (think hockey table with sand) but Ive no idea what they're doing with the metal dunking it like that?? 10:25 again glass, the sheet is to help keep it from losing form but its catching fire since glass that's being molded is around 1,090C (has to be heated to 1,320C to even melt) 10:48 the "condom" is a plastic/rubber sheath for wires 10:53 I dont have an answer but it looks like congee? (sorry if its not) 13:31 is tofu For anyone who had similar questions lmao

[@augustrundager8559]

Simon: This is like when you slap jj's belly...........not that I do that HAHA KSIMON

[@jollyjolie38]

Simon holding onto his blanket like he is watching a horror film at night

[@phnxmusicnz]

No One: Simon: "Yo your techy wid it!"

[@itz_akon_bro4645]

0:23 not even a minute in and hes creamed himself already😂😂

[@serenity-lilacbradford-hal8525]

10k likes for sidemen pole dancing? Yes.

[@vasiliki00]

It would be hilarious 🤣

[@Danny_R_]

Would be absolutely hilarious.. But I think it's never gonna happend.. 😕

[@hwl8301]

It also helps with stings and cuts and it’s also a plant

[@TheRock_-kv8lu]

Watching this High 🍃😮‍💨 makes it so much better

[@pxppy.marie08]

Me: Takes sip of drink Simon: *Wretching* OOEH OOOOEHH!!! “Looks like a pimple!!!” Me: In middle of swallowing

[@archielong22]

9:57 Bamford's crying rn

[@ducky611]

Simon is the one that definitely hides ASMR from his friends he likes it because he loved the aloe

[@mohammadazeem2000]

That story had me in tears 😂 12:30

[@dontreadmychannelbanner1732]

it is hard to type with one hand when you're holding chicken nuggets in the other

[@user-ko5mv4zi4w]

true

[@offline1952]

9:23 tho 😂😂😂😂

[@Coolie_ky]

Bro we just started and simon dosent know thats aloe vera. lol Him: whats that i wanna buy that Me: hehe

[@twaynejack-son1217]

1:28 Babatunde: naughty huuhn.. 😂

[@keegan3967]

Oddly Satisfying... WillNe has entered the chat..

[@siyaramsiyaram1934]

Me : Dad, How do babies come out Dad: 5:57

[@serenity-lilacbradford-hal8525]

Simon you looked really sus when you said you 'don't slap JJs belly' 😳

[@leohunter801]

Its 10:30 at night and I've got work tomorrow morning, so if I'm not in bed that's weird

[@theverybest6064]

I actually wish he didn't replace the logo. The old one had so many memories...

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

Changed the main CHANNEL one aswell

[@maxywaxy2228]

The funny thing is I was actually watching this in bed in the sheets

[@jaideeplutheria5971]

Simon- "This is what it looks like when you slap jj's belly" Reddit - We got em boisss

[@Cyncronyte]

0:21 "Give me that plant"

[@ARealFakePerson]

Does anyone know what the extending pole thing is?

[@liamvergers8603]

It is called an extendable staff

[@ARealFakePerson]

@@liamvergers8603 you’re about 5 days too late. I’ve already bought one.

[@instnt5684]

9:29 That's how they're made?!!

[@ag0012_]

Petition for Simon to be allowed to use the transfer market on Henry theory

[@Soups15]

0:20 what you doing under cover's 🤣🤣🤣

[@ProtocolAbyss]

I dare you react to the subreddits: *r/holdmyredbull* *r/facepalm* *r/TIHI* *r/cursedcomments*

[@justfootball3440]

Can we appreciate simon's different breed he can sleep on a small gaming chair with a pillow clap clap for him

[@danieldesousa421]

Simon here’s how many people like your new profile pics 👇

[@faza_good1472]

that's sad

[@youngmoneymint7137]

11:44 Simon just invented a new Fruit Thingy

[@phin1969]

Plot twist: talia was under the blanket the whole time

[@Kev_om8]

Congrats Simon on 9 mil we on the way to ten now

[@BlueditStorie]

“Hey everyone” the way he said it thooooo

[@sukhmansingh6834]

7:41 Simon sounds so sassy saying that

[@doven27i]

0:35 it's call aloe vera simon 😂

[@JJ-ldn]

10:50: that's coconut jelly

[@mannat392]

1:48 I think that phenomenon can be titled Hydrodynamic Levitation (reference Veritasium), the disc floats or levitates because of friction, Coanda effect followed by Magnus effect.

[@klz_legendzz7829]

Me:when my mum caught me watching videos at night 5:20

[@edmarsh7611]

10:00 we ain’t had a striker that can hit a ball like that in years Patrick bamford crying right now

[@extra6839]

the vibe of this video comforts me in so many different ways

[@leoandarchie6900]

This is what it’s like when you slap jjs belly😂 1:28

[@aph99]

Simon: 10k likes to do sidemen pole dancing! Me: congratulations, you played yourself.

[@jman98123the2nd]

12:13 - The music lines up perfectly with the guys spins and it makes it sound like the stick he is holding is one of those sound sticks from the dollar store that you'd get as a kid.

[@soccerboiz0582]

What’s the song name

[@hazza9038]

1.02 your Salad Fingers killed the vibe

[@vyrh5gg329]

7:34 that looks like those rocket ice lollies

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

6:45 shutup Simon i’d kill to see someone without socks on a train

[@rhysmorgan3133]

3:20 is where underfloor heating pipes are placed into

[@itsrigged6892]

7:03 watch the ice cream lol

[@Rohand-k9k]

7:31 bro thats melted glass

[@Thememescout69]

1:28 a wild dito appeared

[@ba_7417]

5:07 the memes😂😂😂

[@JJRLLL]

*7:36** Sir......they are making a glass object (vases, cups, plates, etc.)*

[@oxAmy]

1:28 *you've got some explaining to do Simon*

[@teddyzen09]

10:51 soy bean curd, its really delicious.