The most relaxing alternative Medicine Session (Unintentional ASMR)

the most relaxing voice in Alternative medicine. Unintentional ASMR.
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[@calliekrzyzanowski6141]

I’m actually mad this gave me tingles

[@nicholasadams2374]

I would be too, if i watched more than a minute. It's far too preposterous. That guy gets paid. Nuff said.

[@Cindee-Schnitman]

I know right

[@annas.8902]

The way she plays into it drives me nuts.

[@Junegut]

I’ve become so desensitized to Asmr tingles over the last decade. Now i gotta get real weird with it. The more of a con-job, the more tingles

[@MrDudes52]

Same

[@martbau25]

3 mins later the nurse comes out "the doctor will see you now"

[@arachnidkalven]

😂

[@JCampbell91x]

Was just relaxing then see this

[@tshifhiwaramatswana6862]

😂😂😂damn, onto of the fact that comment was funny it somehow reminds me of the Mr bean at hospital episode

[@maizetoken377]

😂

[@DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut]

😂love this comment!!

[@djfox31]

the fact that they both just look like coworkers doing this in the middle of the office is so surreal to me

[@twallace71a]

It's Creed and Phyllis

[@MrCrosby.s_lunch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA imagine that😂

[@DejiiJones_]

Imagine if the camera panned to the left and you see group just staring “wtf” 😂😂😂

[@gr33nspan]

I hope the lady drank plenty of water and had a wonderful response

[@vxrdrummer]

He never checked the leg length

[@chrisgreenough3192]

I understand that reference

[@Ulysses267]

I wish he apologized to her for his sandwich breath

[@aaronjames8547]

When god is working through me

[@bradgauldin8643]

She also didn’t have enough purple on for it to work. Lol

[@ZacZac572]

You just know this guy is a legend in his own mind.

[@brum4692]

Fr 😆

[@crankypest2617]

Most accurate comment on this vid.

[@jennawagner6581]

Bout died at this comment, I was thinking the same rofl

[@rayswoop4947]

Damn straight, same here, this is one of my favorites

[@TeutonicTribe]

He oughta be. He gets shit done ✔️

[@bluesslider76]

“McCloud!! Leave the cleaning lady alone and get back to the case file!”

[@anarkidude9360]

Is this Anthony Hopkins? 😀

[@jmsheyworth]

CAN’T. FUCKING. BREATHE!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shane99ca]

A Walter Mitty wannabe...

[@thorben2314]

He did some healing with the lymphatic system

[@taylormorency3936]

That fact that I heard this in that man’s voice. I despise that I know exactly when video you’re referencing.

[@emilydesrosiers9034]

​@@taylormorency3936Same! I legit laughed out loud when i read that. 😂

[@aaronlynn9104]

Fun fact: one leg on each of those chairs is actually a quarter of an inch shorter than the other one.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

...And it's never the same one for each chair. Just to keep you guessing!

[@gabrielalonso7053]

Does it come in all purple?

[@humanbeing8449]

But once the correct length is established, then he can proceed adequately

[@gabrielalonso7053]

@@humanbeing8449 suit for war

[@sharonmcentee8615]

😂😂😂😂

[@kaiqueflorencio8261]

Dude was like “LOOK AT ME! 😡” And then started throwing gang signs at the poor woman 😢

[@TheGamingTV]

I’m dead 🤣

[@AngelTerri]

Rofl throwing gang signs. That got me 😅

[@gr33nspan]

I love the way he flicks a quick 1-2 at her throat

[@gjigaqaquj]

Street healing aint what it used to be

[@kryskrys2373]

bro kill me with this joke lmao

[@deathstrike626]

That had to be the most elaborate handshake I've ever seen

[@NashVegasSlots]

I feel like this took place during lunch break at an insurance agency team meeting

[@hannafloyd]

This is giving “Harry did you put your name into the goblet of fire” energy

[@JennaRobertson]

Or “what creature sat in the corner of my classroom on the first day of class?? Grendylo!”

[@madardauchiha878]

*look at me, I am the ASMR now*

[@hoplite-bt7li]

Ha.

[@maxalexritter]

The best comment

[@delicious_seabass]

The head-neck-back relationship was very much jeopardized.

[@MD-ng9vt]

When the company's sign language interpreter gets back to work after his ayahuasca retreat

[@hoplite-bt7li]

Ha.

[@mmd4089]

😂😂

[@narimanney2707]

Fraud gives me tingles😌

[@joncbartlett]

I don’t know why bullshit seems to yield the best ASMR.

[@poptartmadison3216]

Chiropractic adjustments and fake mystics😴

[@caramelized_onion]

Uri geller is the goat

[@caramelized_onion]

Oj simpson

[@psmrsdulcinea]

Placebo is working

[@drosera88]

This guy isn't messing around. He's here to show the bad chakras and energy demons who's boss.

[@TheLuminousOne]

chakras don't exist and neither do energy demons

[@Rob-ut4vd]

@@TheLuminousOne Yes they are real :/ stop trolling

[@junkscorpion7011]

Guy was savage asf LOOK AT ME no Good Morning or Good Evening straight to the point that's fantastic😂😂

[@jerede7731]

Hannibal Lector sure changed some of his methodologies.

[@mmd4089]

He's attempting a Kobe technique.

[@benisaten]

60% of the time, it works everytime.

[@StayHomeAndDoNOTHING]

I’d bet on those odds

[@tlanda6]

Sex panther 😂

[@andrewking1026]

I feel like she’s the only one who showed up for this seminar 😅

[@Laurelin9222]

I had that thought, too.

[@MalBeats]

This is how my wife and i start our day

[@mcchicken1849]

She's a keeper.

[@rayswoop4947]

I think the way he comes out and approaches it is what makes it good 😅😊

[@Arabong168]

Just straight outta nowhere

[@SBskagod]

It’s what makes him not the doctor

[@lileffects]

Here I am spending 10's of thousands of dollars for a science education when all I need to do is yell "LOOK AT ME!" then swat at some middle-aged woman around for 8 minutes to make a living!?!?

[@unintentionalasmrhub4287]

It can be that easy...

[@ESKATEUK]

Difference is you’ll have a much smaller audience, made up of imbeciles who believe in this shit. So don’t worry you’re going down the right route lol.

[@PeruvianTreeProductions]

He looked angry at something. Maybe her triangles that she calls triangles weren’t able to bring the veinous blood back to the heart.

[@sampitt1521]

I get it hahaha good reference

[@wannyally]

Ha ha

[@uberbabe585]

He forgot to close the aura on the previous patient 😂

[@dariomilkovic4848]

He performed a series of triangles that we call triangles.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I hate that I got that.

[@Friedtoenails]

When he angrily stated “look at me!” he had a raging case of sandwich breath

[@Tryambakam108]

I suspect that only he got red in the face.

[@hotsauceonme7792]

It's just how his face has always been

[@oliverjamesatkinson]

What does this reference ?

[@johnnycapps9010]

She has a little bit of a lid lag

[@k1773ns]

He had to close his eyes real tight like he had soap in them!

[@nicpete492]

Bro I can’t smoke pot and watch these videos to fall asleep anymore 😂 they are just too funny

[@ESKATEUK]

I honestly can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@Godly.Husbands]

Man just know Jesus loves you!😊

[@nicpete492]

@@Godly.Husbands and I love him too

[@Godly.Husbands]

@@nicpete492 Then why do something he wouldn't agree with? I don't mean to be rude I just don't understand if you love someone why hurt them? Thessalonians5:6-8. “So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night. But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet.” 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (ESV), he asks, “Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.” I hope you do quit but if u don't I understand we live in a crazy world and it gets stressful. Just know through Jesus your anxieties can be diminished!😁

[@nicpete492]

@@Godly.Husbands I appreciate you brother. I mean not to harm him but only to silence pain I feel. Thank you for reminding me about the proper way.

[@jakehandley3366]

seems like he is mixing esoteric healing, mesmerism, pranic healing, hypnosis and saul shaye jaboobery all in one

[@pippinbloom]

jaboobery 😂

[@elliecorson9458]

that's it, I'm stealing the word 'jaboobery' haha

[@jodyt9737]

Jaboobery is the best word to describe Saul Shaye!! 😂😂

[@chrisemery7394]

I’m making it my life’s goal to attend a Saul session, get him to heal me, and at the end, point at him and yell “jaboobery!” Then run out the room real fast.

[@SturgGaeming]

Please define the official meaning of jaboobery.

[@Thesarcasticmonk]

I imagine someone walking in … : “George what are doing out of your room !? I’ll have to ask the doctor to adjust you meds again. I’m sorry madam he’s a patient here… “

[@galengower3541]

It's like if Hannibal Lecter had gone to work at Radio Shak instead of medical school.

[@KhanyoMjamba]

0:05 That "Look at me!" was a bit intense 😂

[@hoplite-bt7li]

lol I know bro. Dude came out of the box strong talking smack and then did some crazy ass sign language. She was scared enough to think of some shit to keep her alive.

[@SturgGaeming]

Those are fighting words lol.

[@nattylight9494]

😂😂

[@thelongviewASMR]

"You're fixed now." "Thank you, but there's still the small matter of the herniated..." "You're. Fixed. Now."

[@cl1xor]

He also did some work on her lumbar spine and grew her leg though!

[@michaelpitman37]

😂

[@BrotherSergeantFlynn]

3:56 "a WARM, pleasant, COOL feeling", huh?

[@nootkpr]

When he hypnotised her the second time, i thought he was going to give her headache back

[@jack7nine]

he convinced her this is the company's new medical coverage

[@chimptravel9331]

0:44 His last words to her, "You're fixed now" 😂

[@ForsakenGod23]

The hand movements are god-tier asmr for me 😊

[@erikj.2066]

All that’s missing from this healing is cigar smoke, a bundle of tree branches for whipping, and some sort of ritual with a bleeding chicken.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

Also possibly a pair of ceremonial knives and a conch shell.

[@averageginge]

RAN to the comments to make sure I wasn’t alone in my “What the F am I watching” moment 😂

[@jodyt9737]

Same

[@bobbysaracino1315]

The pain went straight from her head to her wallet

[@comfortcouchasmr1578]

Definitely weirdest thing I’ve watched all day 😂

[@brutalworldvidzproductions2647]

When your boss asked you to stay late because he’s wanting to try something new

[@TopsidesCinecade]

First time watching this I was crying laughing because of all the comments here, but after a couple times it’s genuinely relaxing. The guy just seems like he’s being very earnest in the beginning too, for as funny as him sounding so angry is that first time XD.

[@donbanks2334]

3:38 Your eyes are heavy droopy drowsy heavy droopy drowsy you go deep inside. Now listen to the sound of my voice your headache is completely, totally gone. Focus where my fingers are. They're like a vacuum cleaner, sucking...discomfort out of your head, completely. Replaced with a warm, pleasant, cool feeling. Now, remaining that way, any discomfort that was in your head, called a "head ache", is simply, safely, comfortably gone. No place in there. While we're at it, pains that have been unhelpfully in your Achilles tendons, around your heels, have safely and will sensibly transform into a warm and pleasant tingling feeling.

[@nattylight9494]

This video is just wild all around 💀💀

[@turkosam807]

sweet, Anthony hopkins as a hypnothist!

[@missisland1925]

🤣

[@cenksari9273]

You mean F A T Antony Hopkins

[@gb9023]

Or Hannibal?

[@jesco_biafra]

"How do you feel?" "Weird." "...But how do you FEEL?" 😂

[@WarriorsSon]

The next day. "He was rubbing the air in front of my face, it was the weirdest thing"

[@ADjustinG2013]

Him: How was that? Her: Weird... Him: huh?!

[@FLITT]

You've heard of air-guitar? Welcome to air-doctor.

[@tianadunbar3747]

The comments are hillarious but this is giving tingles

[@brianbackwards]

«Now tell me about your headache» … «It’s fucking worse, mate»

[@MrSHWP1]

And then a couple of huge male nurses walked in with a straight jacket and said ' Mr Thomson, it's time for your medicine'....

[@jbartley87]

I hope he finally got rid of the fly that was bothering this poor woman.

[@jakehandley3366]

I think he was the fly

[@steveevans3846]

I legit thought he was beating dandruff off her shoulders whilst periodically wafting his farts towards her.

[@Cindee-Schnitman]

😆😆😆 I would have grabbed his wrist and said WTF are you doing red faced, sandwich breath.

[@retrofrontier86]

This dude strikes me as the type of person who has a temper and will explode if provoked. Lol some pretty decent ASMR though

[@Zybewinzit]

Jesus I thought I was watching an asmr domestic violence

[@TheSimOne360]

My guy doing jutsu hand signs with one hand, what a legend

[@-seemsee-]

He walked in this video like he was ready to fuck this headache up.

[@missisland1925]

I'd be frightened to tell him how I 'really' felt

[@Zhak7]

😂

[@cenksari9273]

Well she was

[@tigerbitemarks]

I never thought detention would be so healing.

[@TheGamingTV]

Bro I pissed myself at the beginning tf is happening 🤣

[@joncbartlett]

“Sir, I just wanted to know where the bathroom was.”

[@NomadicSutter]

0:45 when he lightly taps her chest. That noise is phenomenal

[@ForsakenGod23]

You could tell he did not enjoy the first answer to "how do you feel?"

[@mwilson6534]

This is not how I remember the Jedi mind trick working, but it's been awhile, I guess..

[@mmd4089]

Maybe if young Anakin or Kylo Ren were doing it...

[@szasstam204]

Look at me! This is not the medicine you're looking for.

[@ionitaalexandru7342]

this alternative medicine is just them trying to give you the ASMR effect and make you believe is a healing feeling:))

[@guccimalcs]

He hit her with the ninjitsu in the beginning

[@Tylendal242]

This guy would play a damn symphony if you gave him a theremin.

[@EddieChukkz]

I need to see this guy vs Saul Shaye in a PPV match.

[@Roller_Ghoster]

1:50 you've bad dandruff

[@holyarchon9564]

His anger and manipulation may have convinced this lady the headache went away or the lady was humoring him so he doesn’t get anymore angry. Anyway, great tingles from a “mystic”

[@pleasewater1]

It must be legendary as sandwich breath!😂

[@jakey9694]

Anthony hopkins is working 😂

[@jarahlee7954]

Churchill and Ben Franklin have a subtle session

[@alejandror.c.9091]

The more crazy therapy goes the better ASMR is... don't ask me why but🤷‍♂

[@johndizzle2284]

Dude's the "David Brent" of alternative medicine.

[@emmalacherry]

Ah so that’s how Mick Dundee tamed the water buffalo.

[@Cindee-Schnitman]

😂😂😂

[@francis15lghz90]

1:05 I thought it spit in her ear 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

[@ESKATEUK]

3:57 “replaced with a warm, pleasant, cool feeling…” yep that just solidified the amount of shit this guy is full of.

[@mastergamerx]

that moement when he can heal a headache but nit his hairline. my man out here doing john cena hand signs on her

[@tristanmccabe8917]

He enters the room hard as fk. Fortunately after that he does some relaxing stuff

[@NightmareDaaG]

Him: "Look at ME"👏👐👋🖖🫵🫰🤙🤏👈😎👉 Me: 👀👀👀

[@brendaoconnor7813]

😂😂

[@Gina_._._]

😂🤣🤣

[@0The_Farlander0]

Did this to my toddler and induced a seizure

[@DubiousGrin]

This is what he does before seeing a patient. He hypnotizes to make sure they pay the medical bill.

[@donsarahbanks]

This is the kind of guy who won’t apologize for his sandwich breath

[@jonahblock]

bro didnt even check the leg length

[@wilhelmu]

imagine just sitting in a queue waiting and then suddenly a random guy comes up and does that Cause that's what it exactly looks like

[@paulthew2]

He chose that room because the noise of the air-conditioning combined with the office decor helped align her chakra while removing negative energy. This is surely parody. Please, tell me it's a parody.

[@anthonymurray3550]

Got a link to the original. Need more of this dude!

[@raymondcarter9780]

Search for Rick Collingwood

[@anthonymurray3550]

@@raymondcarter9780 Cheers! Oh there's a ton of stuff! :)

[@bleepbleepohio]

What a strange lunch break.

[@YKXZ69]

This is like an episode of The Office I can imagine Michael or dwight doing this

[@jordanhamilton50]

It looks like they are on the set of the Office

[@geraci9]

“You’re fixed now” as he strolls away to fix another person he wondered, who will fix him?

[@ESKATEUK]

Who knew that all these cancers and diseases could just be simply cured by this receding baffoon flailing his arms around?! Absolutely amazing.

[@Sa1amander71]

can i get this on the NHS ?

[@sicariusflamus3033]

hannibal lecter has really gone off the deep end with this one

[@FreakDaMIghet]

"Doctor, how is you blowing on my neck and throwing gang signs in my face supposed to cure my headache?" "First of all, I'm not a doctor..."

[@jodyt9737]

But he plays one on tv.

[@Dadflinn92]

If I were the camera guy, I’d mess with the lady and say, “uh. that’s not the guy, we aren’t sure who this is…”

[@StephenCress-xk5xc]

Doing fake sign language in someone's face truly heals all.

[@Tony-dp1rl]

I am betting there was an invitation-only conference about a pyramid scheme for selling makeup at parties in that same room at some point