The most screwed up loveline caller ever.

[@Pitmanmeetandgreet]

wow.... when ADAM CAROLLA, an outspoken atheist, tells someone to find Jesus Christ... you know that person is screwed up!

[@re98wlk55]

you dont get adams intelligence. listen to more of their shows to learn. do you have a smoke alarm chirping?

[@TheIncognitusMe]

+Nightwing20 Adam tells people to find Jesus quite a number of times. It's pretty much a joke, I think. "Finding Jesus" is kind of a metaphor for "getting right." But while it is a joke, I think Adam thinks he'd rather these people find closure through religion if it's available instead of just being tortured with failure and regret and emotional distress.

[@Pitmanmeetandgreet]

TheIncognitusMe I agree

[@carewser]

Adam figures that some people are just so fucked up that even Jesus will be an improvement over the way they are

[@Astinsan]

Heh heh

[@jamesgentry13]

If this call took place today Adam and Drew would be called victim shamers

[@hinkhall5291]

This call just gets worse every 15 seconds.

[@letsdothisiguess]

adam and drew sound like the only people in her life who didnt try to exploit her or lie to her.

[@1398go]

I’m really sad for her.

[@Mattyk414]

And when she finds a good guy- He'll be "horrible", too. I've seen it a million times. Everything "just happens" to them.

[@MrMattyk414]

@No Name Hope she sees this.

[@eagleye161]

"Lying to your kids?" "Always a bad-" "Good idea" "Always a bad-" "Good idea" ........... "Always a bad-" "Good idea" Classic loveline

[@RaaasNG]

Hyster at an onion shed

[@lckyphx17]

Busted up when Adam told her to go find jesus christ.

[@Austinole11]

“He drives the highsters at an onion shed” “………….”

[@Tomer1776]

I thought about the TV show "Daria" toward the ending. That's because of the magazine/TV show she used to read/watch. "Sick Sad World".

[@nccrawford]

Hyster is the brand name of the forklift she was talking about.

[@kellymercredie6102]

This poor lady, hope she's doing ok, god bless you, imma pray for you!

[@sickynar5652]

I almost thought what she was gonna say next was that she has no legs!

[@Flamo353]

I think the guy that was addicted to having sex with a male goat was the most screwed up.

[@lusitanus6504]

I was buying the story up until the CANCER. Jesus!

[@pbmdh]

good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea

[@sonyaoster1]

If adam corolla tells you to find Jesus.... You have issues 😂🤣

[@wolfinwool]

Hyster is evidently a brand name for a forklift.

[@SolomonJonesIsBack]

The worst part is I don't think she's just making this up for her call, I think it's a true call about lies that she tells people around her and herself in her actual life. This is the grown up version of the girl in high school who told everyone that lied about being raped - and I don't mean having consensual sex and saying it was rape, I mean completely making it up. I could be totally wrong and this is just the feeling I get, but she needs to be a victim to justify the way her life is.

[@wildmikefilms]

I just recently listened to this in a full episode

[@jameslawrencehackett8775]

lol when they argue over lying to kids. back and forth like 10 times. in the middle of this kind of call lol. anyways. hope she is ok.

[@carmend1665]

Wow, the title did not disappoint. Cancer, rape, doesn't know to call things a forklift, police corruption, 5 year old daughter being raped, Adam telling somebody to find Jesus... I'm getting chills from having listened to this

[@Zero11zero1zero]

I'm in Houston...Montrose specifically. They're EVERYWHERE lately.

[@DesertArizona]

I'm starting to think that was a prank call.

[@Astinsan]

Heyster is a brand owned by CAT.

[@SolomonJonesIsBack]

Sadly there's a lot of inconsistencies in her story. Saying that SHE pressed charges doesn't make sense, only the district attorney can file charges. And it doesn't matter if her town is small, rape charges wouldn't be filed by them, like county or state police.

[@treeinside]

Yes sounded fishy. And the immediate counter answers for everything just didn't ring true.

[@derekphillips653]

Dr. Drew and adam arent needlessly rude, they are dealing with the dredge of the earth and becoming frustrated in the process. I didnt hear anything that sounded rude from either of them. If anything, they should have straight up told this woman that she is way too screwed up to even attempt to raise a child, and that anything she does is going to result in the child's own lack of self esteem and sense of self, at least until she gets her own life and issues in order.

[@Astinsan]

Derek Phillips dredge of the earth.. nobody is perfect. They are just helping. They are angels. Fixing this isn’t smooth and nice and easy

[@fasteddie4145]

she only needs a hair-lip and a unibrow to complete the set.....

[@jonathanm426]

Don't call them call that family member who doesn't like you but gives you the answers you don't want.

[@gigabilitydontask1549]

The world is your oyster 😎

[@Boulberhane]

and that's a fake caller.

[@052096blake]

Wow Adam turned someone to Jesus.. Lmao

[@SarsecPally]

That was almost Phil Hendrie level over-the-top.

[@Flamo353]

poor girl, life just fucked up, feel bad that no one can do anything to fix it

[@Jerlizabeth]

and I have cancer!

[@denmark219]

I mean, it's a good call, but far from the most screwed up. Theres the guy who would take corpse's heads and put them in his snake terrarium... and many more. This is not the most screwed up call by a long shot.

[@bigchuchi]

this is too fucked up to be real

[@Anactofgod]

Holy shit this woman is unbelievable

[@EddieWinebauer]

420 views. goodtimes

[@Iammoneyman420]

Good times

[@mist3rmaniac]

​@@Iammoneyman420 very good times

[@long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy]

oh for real? holla kid, im in the montrose too!! but yeah, houston cops are vile. "to protect and serve ...1400 Lubbock"!!! the real problem lies with our district attorney, and state attorney general. both offices are actually unconstitutional because they stand as institutions to protect the govt against injuries it commits against us. but those two mf-ers are psychopathic as all hell. just pure evil. both of them. I was soooo happy when I learned the previous DA died of cancer :-)

[@BLUEGENE13]

god help this women

[@buddhika216]

has to be bogus

[@gabechristensen6729]

Ya get it on

[@tobymcgroby8967]

This will sound mean, but.. We all know someone like her, no matter what happened to you, she's going to tell you something worse that happened to her. One-uppers are exhausting to talk to lmao

[@ManOfAKind]

find jesus christ and start watching crank yankers....i wanna go to hawaii...yaaayyyy!

[@EllysaE]

Ok say what now

[@gunslingrr6]

Excellent

[@TiaSaysSo]

Something a bit off about this caller.One would expect a woman with this kind of story to be sobbing a lot and seem very emotional,but she seems very controlled.No mention of any of her other female companions like a mother or sister.And her reason for calling seems so trivial compared her whole story,she called in to ask what she should tell her 3 year old son who asks about his father.

[@growthandunderstanding]

Back in the Poorman days, there was humor in the show, but not the vitriol and condescension. Dr. Drew used to be the image of an ideal doctor, but in the last ten years, he has also become excessively mean spirited and needlessly rude. I understand the reason for the frustration/anger, but if he can't deal with it, then he should do something else.

[@papasandbeer45]

he has been doing this for a long ass time. hes jaded, rich and is probably tired of so many of these dumbos.

[@growthandunderstanding]

***** Exactly! And in the process, he's become an a-hole. If he can't hack it anymore it's better to find someone new.

[@re98wlk55]

youre speaking to yourself. go do something else. drew and adam rock!!!!

[@DevilDoc1988]

I did notice in the 2002/3ish episodes he comes off short, quickly annoyed, and irritated with a lot of callers but usually gave a good effort to help every caller

[@DesertArizona]

:( Poor girl... This makes me sad... I have this instinct to go protect her...

[@long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy]

evil-ass town with diabolical cops? SHE MUST LIVE IN ANYTOWN, USA!!! ...but mostly just anytown, texas :-( ... ...Houston, im looking at you...

[@youngcato718]

Oh my...

[@Mudslinger200433sox]

Always

[@Goobian]

For the people in the comments saying this must be fake, congratulations you are part of the reason why rapists dont get convicted. This happens all the time and people say oh they are lying. Thats part of the problem gaslighting victims.

[@Hye5oul]

find jesus christ sweetheart. god wants you to have that baby. sure. sure thing kid. well, you did as great of a job as I did. and it was all shit! oh. You expect me to set everything straight? Make things right? Well, ok. Sure thing. I'll be over there in a heart beat.

[@makinbacon855]

haha WTFF :O

[@kdemon17]

@mrbigsack 863 LOL

[@Racye-bf7vn]

Fake....

[@savage.7625]

+Racye1911 No, The show is real people. You just don't realize how stupid people really are. This is a perfect clip to show how dumb people really are as well as how well Drew and Adam work with each other. A classic Loveline call.

[@8DEHART]

George Walser hey George, shadddappp will ya

[@GregHuffman1987]

I don't like that Adam encourages people to find Jesus.

[@wheelz8132]

You know he's an atheist, right?

[@GregHuffman1987]

Yes, I do, which means it makes even less sense.

[@grasd2]

Greg Huffman Have you considered that you're stupid?

[@GregHuffman1987]

Is that an attempt at an argument or are you incapable of that level of maturity, so you decide to toss out ad hominem attacks because you can't quite formulate a rational argument? But by all means don't let me dissuade you from refusing to think, but rather relying on your emotions: "Arg me mad, but not sure why, me think greg is dum dum, but why? who cares i call him stupid. case settled" Was that the cognitive event that went down?

[@grasd2]

Greg Huffman You're the one that is unable to make sense of a comedian that is an atheist jokingly telling a complete loser to find Jesus. You know that Adam is an atheist. You know that he's a comedian. But somehow you can't complete the great leap forward in your head and realize that he's joking. You said something that sounds completely stupid to anyone that will read it. You could have done yourself some good to make any kind of point instead of just saying "I don't like that the comedian guy said something that would indicate that he isn't serious, I don't understand that."