The most underrated rant/joke from Dr. cox (SCRUBS Dr. Cox VS Dr. Kelso)

[@Grizabeebles]

The part I loved about Scrubs was that after a couple seasons you clued in on the fact that Dr. Cox was a complete burn-out. He _really_ cared about his patients and the whole insulting and ranting routine was just his way of dealing with the sheer existential horror that is being unable to help so many people -- That's why the "perfect game" episode is my favorite. All the man wants is just *one* day when he doesn't have to stare death in the face.

[@InfernosReaper]

And yet at the end, of the day, he said to call the death, because he knew that day was lost, but there was always hope for tomorrow.

[@neralvan2738]

Backed up even further by Season 5 Episodes 20&21. He had a deep connection with a patient, albeit through childhood trauma, and when him and 3 other patients died because of a freak accident he causes, he completely loses it. Dr. Cox always plays some villainous role to drive people away, but when it truly matters and the balance of someone's life or career comes into play, he shows who he truly is. Which is why the finale (I don't count season 9 as a show, much less a season) was such a perfect finale.

[@matrixphijr]

@@neralvan2738 Yeah that one episode in particular is probably my favorite in the entire run of the show. To make it all worse, there was one patient in that episode who Cox was friends with and was not in any danger of dying until receiving the rabies-infected organ donation. You could see just how personally he took that death and how responsible he felt for it (as it led to his stint away from the hospital), and it showed you--as you said--just how much he truly cared for his patients.

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

I knew a guy who worked at either a funeral home or crematorium (I forgot which). The people there would make the most fucked up jokes according to him. nothing was sacred, anything was allowed. Not because they were bad people, or had bad morals. It was purely because they NEEDED to do it to get through the day. It's one thing to have a ceremony for an elderly lady who died peacefully in her sleep. Its another to hold it for a 9 year old who was struck dead by a car. That info always stuck by me and it's the main reason why I feel Doctor Cox is quite possibly the most realistic aspect of the show.

[@katenkyokotsu4417]

Or and hear me out he just loves rants which is shown when JD gave him an encyclopedia with every rant he’s every made...the delight on his face is telling

[@wiskyvet]

"I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. It didn't work out the way I planned. It's just me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians."

[@Skimbleshanks73]

Can I join?

[@sabrina.h2737]

Ha, ha! 😂

[@MrVanderwel]

@Emanuel Toma False, he loves cox.

[@thepeepsho]

this is quite possibly the best comment on any scrubs video that i have read!!! absolutely brilliant!! xx

[@saltywater5097]

@@thepeepsho it's from the show.

[@Siliven]

Cox: _"Mr. Murphey -"_ Murphey: _"Dr. Murphey?"_ Cox: _"ehh, yeehh, ehh, teehh, yehh, ehh"_ xD

[@saryan155]

LOL.

[@brickfungus]

***** one of my favorite dr cox moments right there... i use it in real life a lot

[@DirtCheapFU]

i used this joke on a fellow NCO. who was tightroping 3 different "less than honorable" discharge(s).

[@pschroeter1]

You zeroed on the perhaps the funniest moment from the entire series.

[@phishfearme2]

captain kangaroo - that's weird

[@Duddeldink]

It just struck me, now, years after the show ended, that Dr. Murphy is called Murphy, and that with him everything that can go wrong, does. I am a slooooow man...

[@Skorsis]

... holy shit.

[@ampz1466]

Wow, I never saw that.

[@JimBox810]

never thought of that either wow

[@phoenixnyc]

You are not alone.

[@jamesgentry4556]

Wow, that as bad as when I realized that Aloma Wright came back as Shirley when they killed off Lavern.

[@enjoythestruggle]

'I'll explain it for you, you're a bad doctor' - hahaha xD Why is brutal honesty so funny?

[@hardwirecars]

because most people think it but our society says everyone should be treated nice even when its just not true. its also why so many love insult comedy (think of a roast)

[@enjoythestruggle]

hardwire Yep, that's it.

[@feelthepony]

in what society do you live i wonder.assholes have been a majority since i was born in 1991.

[@4_times_college_dropout_tr24]

Its surprising.A shock, and its there to make you laugh so its ok to laugh at poor dr. murphy being emotionally crippled by his superiors because its a joke but irl he would probably become severely depressed so we dont say that irl. Its fantasy about letting out rage but in very inappropriate ways, imagine if the show focused on dr murphys sad background or something, those jokes wouldnt be so funny. However we know the struggles of cox and his therapy so it makes it a bit more real. You get assholes who just take jokes from this and find power in using it in real life, but they don't know the suffering the guy on the other end goes through. A lot of people are raised by tv nowadays. Time and place.

[@Grubiantoll]

Most people fail at the honest part of ''brutal honesty''

[@marcochimio]

The writers of this show came up with a brilliant way to deal with the Dr./Mr. Murphy character. If you are a fan of the show (spoiler), you learn that Murphy eventually specializes in Pathology and, it turns out, he is superbly good at his job. Why? Because he had accidentally killed so many patients when he was still treating them, that he became a walking encyclopedia of causes of death. Just genius writing (and acting)!

[@macmcleod1188]

That was such a satisfying outcome for me. I was just so happy after watching that episode.

[@marcochimio]

@@macmcleod1188 If you’re talking about Doug finding his own, I couldn’t agree more. It put a huge smile on my face and made me ridiculously happy for a fictional character.

[@miahconnell23]

Later season ? I thought they had him on track to become a coroner at some point… he was regulated to working with patients who’d already passed away…

[@stevesmith9447]

Are you kidding? Upstairs they call that a Doug.

[@marcochimio]

@@miahconnell23 Pathologist, I think.

[@ShadowWolf1982]

“There seems to be a mix up, this hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, Captain Kangaroo? That’s weird.” Not just the dialog, but the way Cox delivers it, laughing too hard to breath. 😂😂

[@StanvilleBrown]

Facts! 😆

[@danielciocilteu3545]

The big question is: who is Captain Kangaroo? (im not american)

[@seanshukoski3457]

@@danielciocilteu3545A childhood entertainer; like Barney, Bozo the Clown, Howdy Doody,, Mr. Rogers, etc.

[@mixck]

"Mr Murphy" "Dr Murphy sir?" "Njaaehhhh"

[@DateTwoRelate]

The best thing about this show is the few moments it got serious it would burn a hole in your heart so quickly that you didn't know how to process it fast enough. Therein lies the essence of life.

[@jaywar69]

"Your witness... " Great Kelso!

[@CommisarHood]

"Your Honor... I got nothing."

[@paulschuman1480]

That line is literally the reason I looked for this clip

[@billeone]

😂😂😂 dead ☠️☠️☠️

[@RagnarokMic]

I can listen to Dr. Cox rant all day long. I just love having my ears filled with Cox.

[@joshualessore7652]

looooool haha why xD

[@bobby-joe8063]

and mouth

[@Kyubo7]

that just sounds so wrong xD

[@TheHoffy59]

I'm not touching that one.

[@ZzCanonBull]

You're doing it wrong

[@paulschuman1480]

As an attorney, I crack up everytime Bob just goes "your witness"

[@bigmetroidfan1263]

Yeah, that will happen when there is great dialogue between Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso.

[@Galerak1]

As you're an attorney I'm surprised you think 'every time' doesn't have a space in the middle.

[@sagenebula]

Honestly I think my favorite part of this whole thing is the exchange between Kelso and JD: JD: "Nana Hobbes or Grandma Dorian? Because Nana Hobbes can be a teensy bit racist." KELSO: "Grandma Dorian." JD: "She's dead." Cox may not appreciate JD all the time, but you know damn well JD was doing that just to be an asshole and piss off Kelso, and I love it.

[@sausagedogandmrv]

lolololgoodtimes I never thought of it like that. I always just thought JD said that because he was a bit of a weirdo and always said random things.

[@01smashproductions]

+George Christodoulides Who are you, JD? Piss off mate.

[@joevictor53]

+lolololgoodtimes I lose it at Kelso''s reaction after that. So funny!

[@hardwirecars]

i would agree but JD was always like that it was his character.

[@tuschman168]

I'm honestly surprised Kelso even walked into that one. Usually he doesn't even entertain dumb questions like that one.

[@user-user9]

Cox: We are moving on. JD: You heard him we're moving on Cox: Oh, God help me JD: ...God help him

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

I love the double take he does before saying "Captain Kangaroo?"

[@DonGius1]

In german its kermit the frog🤷‍♂️

[@Raveityourway]

I always thought I'd grow up to be like Doctor Cox. Now I'm 19 and feeling more and more like Doug everyday.

[@EmmanuelMendoza-nv6gu]

Hit Now me too

[@danielmcilwaine3159]

No one becomes a Dr Cox without being Doug for a little while

Any changes now that you're 21?

[@MOZZQUESTVANYALI]

Yeah but doug goes on to be a great mortician, keep at it.

[@connormclernon26]

Mozzaru eh, he still makes mistakes.

[@Dragonrose36]

"Perry, it's hotter than hell in here!" "Freezing!" "Great coffee though!" "Rat piss!" "Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!" "No Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!" "Your witness."

[@123RADIOactive]

=D I’m calling my dad!! 🤪🤪🤪

[@Ghost-go5eh]

I read this right as that scene started playing haha

[@michaelwalker1017]

Your witness 🤣 😌👌🏼

[@commandercaptain4664]

Kelso: RoboCop 3 is total crap! Cox: Masterpiece. Kelso: I say po-ta-to, and you say... Cox: To-ma-to. Kelso: How many lights are there? Cox: THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS. Kelso: Dr. Cox is the greatest physician who ever lived. Cox: ... damn you.

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

@@commandercaptain4664 underrated Trekkie comment. Well played Sandra (Yes applying Coxian girls names. Honestly there’s respect the-eee-re)

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Imagine if Kelso had said "John Dorion is a girly ass kisser" just to see Cox disagree with him.

[@itsOasus]

he would but then Mr. Murphy here wouldn't have his moment of glory whereas JD did eventually finally get his

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

***** He could have done both, it didn't have to be one or the other. XD

[@Omnipotentmonkey]

+MetroidJunkie2007 If that had happened I can just imagine Dr Cox jumping out of a window to avoid the dilemma

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Ciaran Smith Dr.Cox: I just realized... I have to go to the bathroom! - Jumps out window- Dr.Kelso: Odd, usually he sticks the landing.

[@Omnipotentmonkey]

+MetroidJunkie2007 damn, that's actually pretty spot-on to what the writers would do with that scenario, good dialogue my friend.

[@lunaracc914]

Murphey: Sir...if I can just take this chance to explain my disturbingly high mortality rate. Kelso: Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor.

[@s-094cam5]

"I swear that man has killed so many people he may just be a government agent..."

[@maroo747]

@@s-094cam5 conspiracy theory intensifies

[@dwainpannell4931]

So why do you keep employing him?

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

4 years later I'm the 500th like. Feels good mayne.

[@rahbeeuh]

Foreshadows his eventual turn to pathologist. Edit: changed coroner to pathologist

[@moveaxebx]

"Why don't I do that for you. You're a bad doctor"...confidence gone forever! Hahahahaha

[@nygiants93]

"grandma dorian." " she's dead" " THE POINT IS..." XD

[@biofixphysicaltherapy5353]

15 yrs ago 🙈

[@austin.valentine]

Full belly laugh every time

[@Nuregra]

Great moment in Scrubs, but as far as this being his most underrated joke/rant I must quote the man himself. "Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong."

[@crashmatrix]

Define... clickbait.

[@chriswelcome8102]

I use that on a weekly basis. Even though no one knows what I'm "Quoting"

[@mattmatty5242]

and we can add, from an other episode, " so wrong that it almost became right "

[@BwanaLawi]

Who else sang to this?

[@DrRockso1987]

One of the best moments was when J.D. said, "Soon you'll control what I say" and Dr. Cox responds, "I can control what you're say. Watch. Say something annoying!" J.D. responds, "See, it's..." and Dr. Cox says, "TA-DA!!!" That is by far one of Dr. Cox's sickest burns ever.

[@WillofDD]

My favorite part: I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!" LOL

[@Iggybart05]

my favorite kelso moment is when JD's patient dies and kelso tells him. "Dr. Dorian you patient coded, i called it" "wait he's dead are you sure????" "well if he isn't that autopsy's gonna be a bitch" i know this isn't a kelso video, but kelso is still gold in this one too.

[@dougmphilly]

brilliant

[@chriso1373]

Probably my fave kelso line. Its up there with Janitor's "man... soup nights were the worst"

[@lordofentropy]

My all time favorite Dr Cox moment is still: Elliot: "Dr Cox, I need your help." Dr Cox: "I would love to help you Barbie, but I am plum out of hair scrunchies."

[@gravatea8681]

"Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."

[@newperve]

It isn't though he knows what he did.

[@yobogoya4367]

I lost it at "your witness" lol

[@abomesai18]

Jeff Cheek "Captain Kangaroo, that's weird."

[@Jack-yx5wf]

Me: "Oh hey, another Scrubs clip I can binge tonight!" *posted ten years ago* "My God I'm old"

[@scottpeters5709]

Imagine how I feel reading this seven years later…

[@GhostBunny18]

@@scottpeters5709 God damn it i was about to comment that hahaha

[@jamesharvarduk]

I like the bit where the doctor says the funny thing.

[@spenser9908]

I love that part.

[@jayferguson9968]

And the reactions?!? Da best!

[@gargamellenoir8460]

So not the scenes where Murphy talked.

[@Hero_of_Legend]

Gargamel: Oooooh! Burn!

[@derekross1234]

Also the gestures that make the funny thing funnier.

[@thedreamer215]

Now i have to rewatch scrubs again. I've seen it so many times, and it never gets old. I seriously did consider going into medicine because of this show. I started as a bio major before switching to kinesiology 😅

[@Kuonluw]

This one is pretty funny but my favourite Cox vs Kelso is "Hey champ, what has 2thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso."

[@jayferguson9968]

...I thought we'd met? (2nd time)

[@13vatra]

Jay Ferguson I added a funny voice to keep it fresh.

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

Nah the best Cox and Kelso scene was when Cox punched him in front of everyone for being a bullying asshole to Elliot and everyone's reaction it made that the best ever scene 😂😂

[@wolfe6220]

@@wickedwitchoftheeast88 And Ted (RIP Sam Lloyd) just laughing and laughing....

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

"Go to Hell Bob" "I didn't even say anything!"

[@Bear-fj2me]

"Your witness." [ ] Not rekt [x] Rekt

[@CRDR10001]

Dr. Kelso: Perry, your lips, my ass... they should meet.

[@ThundersCZ]

neo Myles S5E2?

[@stoneharper7038]

“Why don’t I do that for you, you’re a bad doctor” Incredible line

[@yaserthe1]

As a Doctor, I can say this is the funniest and weirdly most accurate medical show ever, in my opinion offcourse .

[@filipjovanovic8138]

I keep hearing from actual doctors that Scrubs is very accurate. Unlike Grey's Anatomy lol

[@rohithkumar8708]

​@Filip Jovanovic Grey's anatomy is dogshit. it's nonstop drama and they don't really act like doctors

[@Galerak1]

As you're Doctor I'm sure you've realised by now that 'of course' isn't one word.

[@rabbitman8535]

​@@Galerak1but offcourse must be

[@blazelightshine2311]

@@filipjovanovic8138Yeah from what I heard, a lot of research was done as well as talking with some doctors, especially the doctor that heavily influenced JD's character. Plus unlike House and Grey's, the drama of the show doesn't nearly as often come from the actual medicine or the rare or weird cases about it, but about the emotional connection and internal tensions between the characters, so you don't need to lean as heavily into medicine aspects (including fudging more things so they go the way of the plot) which also helps accuracy

[@360entertainment2]

Man I miss watching reruns of this on Comedy Central!

[@dennyfrontier]

I love how Kelso actually answered JD with Grandma Dorian and then got mad lmao fuck

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

It's amazing how many iconic Scrubs lines (Nana Hobbes, Dolphin Sex, Captain Kangaroo) are crammed into this short clip

[@WolfgangVonPoserkila]

I'm callin my dad :D

[@rishabhpb]

Read this in Garth's voice.

[@zanytobbs]

The Cricket Nerd Car!

[@mortimersnerd9175]

Wolfgang Von Poserkila

[@chrissiem3958]

'I'm calling my DAD!' 🤩 Awww, bless lol

[@trash1000]

"Mr Murphy", I love that line xD

[@motorcycleman115]

How is this show not proclaimed as the greatest comedy show ever?

[@cacturino]

because it isnt

[@carleec5881]

Gabe Kearney it really is.

[@motorcycleman115]

Seinfeld can suck it!

[@Jafs]

All about animation it's good has emotional and comedic scenes... however Frasier and everybody loves Raymond were slightly smarter in there jokes .. particularly Frasier

[@role-playingginger6798]

Because of the existence of Blackadder, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses; just to name a few.

[@dr.shrutimani4276]

"Grandma Dorian?? She's dead :/ "

[@anonymousannoyed385]

My mum walked in on me watching this on the part where he said murphy was a good doctor. She immediately asked me of Dr Cox was drinking earlier in the episode

[@zcounts98]

Ashhhh "I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!"

[@zcounts98]

Uh, yeah, well, i don't give a rats hairy ass if you "just heard it," i can post what i want, when i want, and how i want(within reason)

[@radikal-racc]

+Zach Counts lol I read all your comments in this as Dr. coxx

[@flyinghole]

Lol, i did too.

[@Bloodhoven]

in the german dub they replaced captain kangaroo with kermit the frog. Still funny though^^

[@GoodNeutralEvilChaos]

Auroa1000 I did as as Cox 🆚 Kelso.

[@stephennichol3620]

They could have easily had Dr Cox and Dr Kelso switch arguments and have Kelso say he wants everyone to focus only on people who have a chance because it will boost the hospital stats and give us more grants or whatever, but instead they actually made Dr Cox wrong and Dr Kelso right. It humanizes both of them which makes this a great show

[@dream6562]

It makes sense though, Dr Kelso is the one who would actually receive the complaints, so it would have to come from him

[@Batchall_Accepted]

What I liked about the show was they put a lot of work into not having a 'villain' , just people with conflicting ideas on how to handle shit. Everyone had a reason for being the way they are, shit even "the todd" acts how he does due to hidden insecurities Kelso and cox aren't bad people, they're just burned out from a lifetime of this shit

[@Spooglecraft]

@@Batchall_Accepted and in the end, we see cox turning into kelso, a pipeline jd would've probably ended up in, too, hadn't he moved to another hospital.

[@XJapanGonnaGiveItToYa-cd4xj]

@@Spooglecraft JD started turning into Cox. Which makes sense because they are the same person in different stages of life. That's why they butt heads.

[@dirdib69]

"Your witness." Perfect dismissive "I'm right, now shut up." Kelso.

[@Rioraku]

The level of sass, pettiness and sarcasm between them is unmatched lmao

[@vladtepes97]

in my opinion, scrubs is right next to mash as the greatest tv series in usa history. laugh, cry, scream, cheer, often in the same episode.

[@leopold7562]

And not a single laugh track in sight. Well, except for "My Life In Four Cameras", which was supposed to be there. Oh, and the reworkings of MASH with the laugh track added for stupid people, which ruined it.

[@JoshD9-4]

Hard to believe this is the most medically accurate t.v. show

[@proudtennessean6152]

Right. Paramedic here with a md wife abd we both tell everyone this is hands down more accurate than greys, Chicago med, etc.

[@wlfmanjack]

Huh...Never would have guessed

[@2Fast4Mellow]

​@@proudtennessean6152 That is because TV viewers don't want to see a doctor the same procedures over and over. They always get the most unique cases... The reason why this show is reasonable accurate is because they don't focus as much on the patients, but more on the transition of the medical students make into becoming a doctors...

[@Posiedon151]

"Captain Kangaroo Thats wierd" LMFAO!!

[@dcfan1001]

i love how he says "Your Witness" xDD

[@allit8844]

Lmao! I will forever love this show.

[@charleszurawski3257]

Out of all hospital shows I feel this one has the most genuine satire.

[@danielray1484]

Reminds me a time when I was rushed into the ER from a head wond. The Doctor was using me as a classroom demonstration. The only thing going through my mind is, "don't screw up on me" I still like nurses better than doctors dealing with stitches.

[@sprosonator]

I kinda agree with both doctors, on one hand, you need to spend as much time looking after patients who actually have a chance to live but you also can’t let the patients who don’t have any chance just die alone.

[@ColArana]

"The whole dolphin thing used to make you so interesting." Lmao!

[@cliffy827]

"Your witness." 🤣

[@MrChase251]

0:24 why don't I explain for you, you're a bad doctor. Savage Dr. Kelso!

[@AB-nk5wv]

Then just moves on so Doug can just worry about it all day 😂

[@ViewThis.]

I haven't watched Scrubs in many years. It makes me laugh until I cry or my sides hurt. If the Reruns came on at 3am and I had to get up for work at 6am I would still watch it, sleeplessness and all.

[@stephenhicks9902]

No matter how many times I see a scrubs episode I cant get passed seeing Dr Cox as Sgt O'Neil from Platoon, and that just makes every thing he does even more epic.

[@ScreamBloodyMetal]

It’s funny because Dr. Cox is the anti-Sgt. O’Neill.

[@rickyray2794]

Don't forget, he put someone in the O'Neil death grip

[@MissJoaniB]

Oh my goodness, I don't know how I've missed this for so many years!! Thank you!

[@joermnyc]

What you don’t want to hear when you are in the hospital: “Dead.... dead... dead...”

[@crowdpleasa4495]

Just got back on scrubs marathoning and I have these scenes memorized, love all of them

[@icewolf293]

JD's "Shes Dead" joke/burn on Dr.Kelso i feel is one of the most underrated in the show.

[@LordWyatt]

JD mentioned both grannies even though one was already dead😂 I miss this show

[@formusicplaylist1]

"Dead, dead, dead, dead, and OH my goodness if we don't have somebody here we might be able to help" lmao cox is so awesome

[@NateWolfKira]

Glad you posted this clip, its still hilarious.

[@justarandomveryintelligent8934]

John c McGinley needs to be j Jonah Jameson

[@No1ofConsequence]

Indeed.

[@thisismagacountry1318]

I'd prefer his portrayal of Caitlyn Jenner.

[@inspectorjavert8443]

Yes, Yes! Make it happen!

[@sgbsflgbsf]

NO. Simmons is the ONLY JJJ i can see playing him. He just does too good of a job. Just look at all those youtube poops of him lol. Specifically the coniption one.

[@MegaMerlin5]

Simmons is gonna be playing commissioner Gordon now though isn't he "I WANT PICTURES!! PICTURES OF BATMAN"

[@bthsr7113]

"Captain kangaroo!? That's weird!" And the double take makes it even better.

[@seanripper2935]

2:53-That face, he wants to agree with Kelso but won't solely on principle.

[@loganguy2155]

Amazing that this man- Bob Kelso is a veteran from WW2.🤯

[@Valterius87]

It doesn't take a genius. It's called triage, and every person in the field learns it from the get-go. Sad to say, there is a priority and true professionals follow it. That's what this scene was getting at, even if light-hearted and out of context.

[@olenickel6013]

Those are admitted patients on an ICU floor. They are far past triage stage.

[@mr.roboto209]

"Something has come to his attention" is an underrated lime

[@jensibowable]

"god help him" bwahahahaha

[@PavarottiAardvark]

Gosh darn the dialogue on this show could be SO GOOD

[@Avatar1454]

To be fair by Kelso he is not wrong. That's why while I found him unpleasant, I never hated him. Families of patients are paying doctors to spend time with the patients. It's not about saving the patient but managing the optics, which, let's face it everyone has to do.

[@austinhall3937]

No no no, I've already gone down a House rabbit hole, now the algorithm is trying to send me down a Scrubs one too.

[@johnconti1329]

I've rewatched the entire series (not you, season 9) over the last couple months, and am about to re-rewatch it. So all I can say is go deep, and enjoy.

[@vladtepes97]

I love Doug. He's a fantastic coroner

[@TheAlmightyRuler1]

Season 3: Episode 6; "My Advice to You."

[@tgtg9398]

TheAlmightyRuler1 been looking for that comment

[@kenhutchingame2606]

Captain Kangaroo? That's weird. Too funny,

[@gaurav9579]

This video should get a speeding ticket for so many jokes in just 3 minutes

[@Mikeplaysdbd]

Laverna: how come we keep things around here if they dont work here Cox: then why are we keep your ass around here.😂😂😂

[@DblOSmith]

So true. Working in a hospital system is juggling multiple bosses and managers who all want contradictory things. Your best bet is to navigate it without one or both of them getting TOO angry with you.

[@ELIEISMYHERO]

Elliot: "What did I miss?" Kelso: "It has come to my attention..." JD: "Something's come to his attention" xD

[@razofdead]

Perfect timming, i try to do that.. people always take more time to talk then i expected

[@Vyselink]

"Your witness" lmao. Two words and JD gets owned!

[@BritishTeaFGC]

The best Dr. Cox vs Dr. Kelso joke is the one where Dr. Cox said he hacked into Kelso's answering machine.

[@bigdonut001]

British Tea Bob kelso. ten inches

[@happyfoxtail2062]

That exasperated response to grandma Dorian being dead tickles me every time 😅

[@inspectorjavert8443]

0:40 free advice guys: Do NOT do this when walking into a Covid-19 ward, people get snippy with you

[@markmark6938]

This cast was just perfect.

[@sopralto817]

My favorite part of that last bit is that you have two things the audience can't tell (temperature of the room and the quality of the coffee) and then the last one just SEALS IT.

[@HMAOO86]

"Seen it? Upstairs they call that a Doug"

[@mvib1604]

"Dr" Murphy ended up working the morgue if I remember right 😅😄

[@Darkstar263]

"Upstairs they call that a 'Doug'."

[@DrewSavo]

Yeah the producers decided that they needed to expand on the characters in the ‘weapons chest’: the term used for sub-characters who are funny for ridiculous reasons. I.e. Todd, Ted etc.

[@joermnyc]

Murphy killed so many patients his autopsies were able to quickly find cause of death (and see if the hospital was responsible in case of lawsuits).

[@BenReillySpydr1962]

@@joermnyc That's brilliant.

[@razofdead]

He was great doctor in morgue because he knew everything why people die

[@brianshanahan3878]

LMAO! Captain Kangaroo, that's weird...

[@adamwebb8114]

God help me there is no one better than John C McGinleys Dr Cox when it comes to sarcasm and quips

[@Lionblaze-Prime]

How can anybody dislike this show is beyond me

[@_danfiz]

Poor Murphy 😂 I'm glad he's into law now 😆😆

[@thaddeuspine]

I don't know what possessed me to click on a clip from Scrubs, but I'm sure glad I did.

[@magicoA]

2:33:giving into that question was his first mistake haha

[@ZakEmber]

I love that this show actually dived into Kelso and Cox, showing that their sarcasm or cynicism is actually their last line of defense because they actually care a lot. So much it actually hurts. That's what they look for in the younger staff and Cox Kelso are just in different stages of struggling with how they want to care for patients and the bitter realities they've seen. Kelso is partly the way he is in order to shape Cox the way Cox shapes the kids; reality can be bitter and tough, but you have to make hard calls and think beyond what you may want for yourself or idealistically think is right. For a comedy show, I appreciated they gave chances for these characters to be deeper.