THE MOST UNPROFITABLE GAMES AT THE CASINO

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Bluff

Bluff

Күн бұрын

Aliante casino has a nice variety of games, I’m gonna try a few of them out in this video.
I went back to tame star dog, huff n even more puff, bubble craps (obviously) and some live blackjack with a $1000 budget.
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@tomthumb5242
@tomthumb5242 12 күн бұрын
My favorite gambling joke. A guy comes up to a tourist in Vegas and says could you spare any money, sir? My wife and children don’t have anything to eat. The man says how do I know you won’t just gamble it away. The guy says don’t worry about that. I’ve got gambling money. 😂😂😂
@evelynsoto7645
@evelynsoto7645 12 күн бұрын
"Come on baby... noooo i hate youuu" always hilarious, never miss. Thanks for ur content, always a blast watching u play.
@lukewin9099
@lukewin9099 12 күн бұрын
Bob got the funniest laugh on 2x speed
@matthewstallion4339
@matthewstallion4339 12 күн бұрын
13:26 that was damn right disrespectfulllllll giving you that hard 6 I was literally LOLing 😂
@tokercorleone392
@tokercorleone392 12 күн бұрын
You ever heard of a reverse exorcism ??? It’s when you get the priest out the kid 😂
@justinknudson7999
@justinknudson7999 11 күн бұрын
“I’m gonna throw up, I’m sick!” I feel that sentence in my soul! 😂
@michieljanssens3389
@michieljanssens3389 12 күн бұрын
Nah no joke, mad respect how you build a comunity in such a short time been here from the start
@Johnnyblox
@Johnnyblox 12 күн бұрын
Great video as always bro, keep fighting the good fight! 🤑🤑🤑 thanks for the chance!
@ash6105
@ash6105 12 күн бұрын
How do you walk away from the craps table with $100,000? Buy in for $1,000,000
@Chikanini
@Chikanini 12 күн бұрын
So true!
@Chikanini
@Chikanini 12 күн бұрын
Chicklet fake veneer teeth loves craps
@derekrue7665
@derekrue7665 11 күн бұрын
Let’s go Bluff! Let’s go back to the blackjack tables! 😂
@KingBoog_
@KingBoog_ 12 күн бұрын
Didn’t realize cyclops loved to gamble.
@codedestroy680
@codedestroy680 12 күн бұрын
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating the in water? Bob 😂
@fezitup24seven
@fezitup24seven 12 күн бұрын
Blind side? More like blind eye… that’s all I got 😂 love you bob
@justingiolitto5914
@justingiolitto5914 12 күн бұрын
Did you hear about the little boy born with no eye lids the doctors were able to use his for skin for eyelids He was a bit cockeyed
@bostonshima2826
@bostonshima2826 12 күн бұрын
For your come out roll, you "hop" the hardways. It is an one roll bet but you don't risk losing your "all-day," hard way bets which are the ones that stay up until that number hits and you collect on the hard or lose on the soft. You get better odds on the hop because it is a one-roll bet and if it doesn't hit, you lose the money.
@leticiagonzalez6771
@leticiagonzalez6771 12 күн бұрын
I crack up when you say “I am going to throw up” lmfaooo
@Beedubyaa0510
@Beedubyaa0510 12 күн бұрын
Brettski’s signature line, not very original
@penpal222
@penpal222 12 күн бұрын
MY BOY RESSETTIN AND A PROFITABLE GAMBLAH NOW!
@ScurvyRelics
@ScurvyRelics 12 күн бұрын
Loving the constant content keep it up Bluff
@lilfabian23
@lilfabian23 12 күн бұрын
I’m going to pull my bets down… after this roll 😂😂😂 love your personality and wish all the luck 🍀 for you!!!!
@svanwyn1
@svanwyn1 12 күн бұрын
guys walks into a library and says, I want to check out a book on suicide. Librarian says, forget that, you wont bring it back.
@jaykimura1774
@jaykimura1774 12 күн бұрын
What do you call a person with no arms no legs hanging on the wall? ART! 😂😂
@LDW2020
@LDW2020 12 күн бұрын
Just to think all gamblers have short lives to all the stress we endure during this crazy session. Oh the joke, “Hey Bluff you are the Luckiest person to ever walk in Vegas”
@dmf_papasmurf5649
@dmf_papasmurf5649 12 күн бұрын
I love your videos man! Keeps my gambling problem at bay.
@mikemalonetv5385
@mikemalonetv5385 12 күн бұрын
You’re better off playing with fireworks … 😂 .. too soon?
@TheCesar017
@TheCesar017 12 күн бұрын
My boy said I wanna be versatile and not just play craps…….next scene..craps i love it 😂
@msstate5
@msstate5 12 күн бұрын
11:25 hops bets are a one roll bet where you’re betting on the specific dice combination, such as 2-6 and 3-4. Kinda like hard ways bets but it’s only for one roll.
@gunnarnelson9094
@gunnarnelson9094 12 күн бұрын
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. 😂😂
@camschwalm3451
@camschwalm3451 12 күн бұрын
Thought i was watching a Brettski video getting hosed on the slots😂 bingo schmingo added to my slot vocabulary. Bink!
@KenOnaMission
@KenOnaMission 11 күн бұрын
Good luck Bluff!! Get that players card!!!
@Insert.Name.Here.
@Insert.Name.Here. 12 күн бұрын
Ok 1 eye 👁 willie
@pdvision2194
@pdvision2194 12 күн бұрын
Eye see what you did there.
@REAL_Noor27
@REAL_Noor27 11 күн бұрын
🧐
@eastbayivxx510
@eastbayivxx510 11 күн бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@MODERNWHAMIN-are-trashh
@MODERNWHAMIN-are-trashh 5 күн бұрын
Disrespecting someone online doesn’t make you a super macho man
@Insert.Name.Here.
@Insert.Name.Here. 5 күн бұрын
@@MODERNWHAMIN-are-trashh did you even watch the video?
@alusionzzz8596
@alusionzzz8596 12 күн бұрын
9:20-9:23 ayoooooo it sounded like something else😂😂
@Yamominmabed
@Yamominmabed 12 күн бұрын
“Ima use 50$ to get some dinner”😂
@jaimevasquez8651
@jaimevasquez8651 12 күн бұрын
Bluffing bob splitting 10’s is hilarious 😂
@Goober10584
@Goober10584 12 күн бұрын
This is why I'm glad my local casino (Tampa Hard Rock) is over an hour drive from me. That's the only reason I don't go there more often, I hate driving lol
@MrJoeboy808
@MrJoeboy808 12 күн бұрын
Hell yeah Bob, Building the bankroll !! Hope they let you film at the tables. Get that hand pay !
@justinarmond3011
@justinarmond3011 12 күн бұрын
Bluff always finds a way to end up at bubble craps😭😭
@SpicyPunkRockerOfficial
@SpicyPunkRockerOfficial 12 күн бұрын
Channel taking off!
@tashinamartin3087
@tashinamartin3087 12 күн бұрын
Marriage is like a deck of cards: all you need at first are two hearts and a diamond; but in the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
@tanner_w
@tanner_w 12 күн бұрын
New sub here! Don’t have any KZbin friendly jokes but loving the content bro! 😂
@CharlieJones-sp7dz
@CharlieJones-sp7dz 12 күн бұрын
You just like seeing the dice getting juggled around 😂
@krazematik
@krazematik 12 күн бұрын
letsss goooo, i love when you play bubble craps
@fireathletics2984
@fireathletics2984 12 күн бұрын
That hard 8 reaction is what I live for
@jasonallen2097
@jasonallen2097 12 күн бұрын
Brettski is the funniest joke of them all. Need I say more?
@joelchase3326
@joelchase3326 12 күн бұрын
Did you hear about the $75.38 that was cut in half? At first, I thought it had left us for $37.69, but that’s all right now.
@xoskiez8505
@xoskiez8505 12 күн бұрын
i’ll take the $25 , i’ll go blow it all on blackjack like you 😂😂🙏
@francium_hd629
@francium_hd629 12 күн бұрын
Hope I run into you and Brettski in October in Vegas I wanna play the numbahs with you guys lol
@brendanwhite9885
@brendanwhite9885 12 күн бұрын
What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty
@manlee9129
@manlee9129 12 күн бұрын
Bubble craps gang
@Tapiocamilktea
@Tapiocamilktea 12 күн бұрын
You should bring a map to that casino. Cuz you keep losing your way 😂
@Gabehorn-1
@Gabehorn-1 12 күн бұрын
"Hey I would like to film in your casino" "Ok Sir, how much do you plan on wagering?" "well, anywhere from $100 - $10,000. The only rule of my channel is I have to punt away everything" "so you plan on losing... every time?" "Yes Sir, losing my eye was not a metaphor" "Welcome in, we watched your videos and love everything about you. That guy Brettski can join you whenever you'd like" Gimme that venmo loser I love you
@Kriskumor
@Kriskumor 12 күн бұрын
love the content bro, let's see some more table craps please
@gabelopez781
@gabelopez781 12 күн бұрын
hard 6 was criminal after we ALL knew that 7 was coming
@sunnyscott4876
@sunnyscott4876 12 күн бұрын
I hope that you got some rest. I love the Boyd properties. I'll be heading to the Fremont in three weeks. Good luck ❤. Try the Orleans and Sam's Town. Locals love the Cannery on Craig Street, too. Have fun 😊
@searcyiv929
@searcyiv929 12 күн бұрын
Good luck!! Might start playing craps!!!
@andeenoob4402
@andeenoob4402 12 күн бұрын
I don’t got no jokes. But I love watching your content bruh
@DieselAfterHours
@DieselAfterHours 12 күн бұрын
Bluffin bob with another banger keep it comin Yee Yee
@iobjection
@iobjection 12 күн бұрын
I ran 100 up to 600 on Crapless, thank you for introducing me to it ( I definitely didn't do 6 more spins of 100 that all lost )
@leemanvang
@leemanvang 12 күн бұрын
Fun is fun bro! Let’s go!
@lucasperry493
@lucasperry493 12 күн бұрын
Bluff got me addicted to bubble craps and crapless it’s all I want to play at the casino now…
@Gannon69
@Gannon69 12 күн бұрын
A police officer pulls over a semi truck. He gets the usual license and registration, but hears strange noises coming from the trailer, so he decides to investigate. Inside, he finds 50 penguins. “Sir, why do you have 50 penguins in your truck?” The officer asks the driver “Well, they’re my friends, and we like to go on journeys together in my truck” the man replies “I’m sorry sir, but you can’t just own 50 penguins. I’m afraid you’re going to have to take them to the zoo” The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same cop pulls the truck over again, and once again hears strange noises in the trailer. He goes to check and finds the same 50 penguins. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!” The cop angrily tells the driver “I did take them to the zoo! They loved it! Today we’re going to the beach”
@johnnywang206
@johnnywang206 12 күн бұрын
Glad you’re starting to reset more often, it’s OK to take some profit
@shaeryan_slots
@shaeryan_slots 12 күн бұрын
Yassss ready for the table games
@MrsTouchin
@MrsTouchin 12 күн бұрын
Yes yes love the bonus feature buy out
@julianramos2392
@julianramos2392 12 күн бұрын
Watching all of these videos is very “eye 👁️ “ opening on gambling 😂
@barbasfishing5598
@barbasfishing5598 12 күн бұрын
My tummy is bubbling i think i got the craps 😂😂😂😂😂
@sarcharfnbabyy6232
@sarcharfnbabyy6232 12 күн бұрын
Can’t wait til I can have the guts to buy an instant feature lol until now I’ll just watch you 😂
@Favor2025
@Favor2025 12 күн бұрын
Yes Free Bet session🙌🙌🙌🙌
@msstate5
@msstate5 12 күн бұрын
7:12 it’s always rough to see Bluff lose, but at least for now he can only see half his losses 😅
@codymoore8709
@codymoore8709 12 күн бұрын
Veneers are like BBL’s, the good ones you can’t tell and the bad ones you can
@Donanthonytattoo
@Donanthonytattoo 12 күн бұрын
Love brotha you got me into gambling and I lost everything my job my wife my kids the clothes on my back my dignity but it’s all good keep up the good work💯 (Kidding😂)
@martin51521
@martin51521 12 күн бұрын
parlay parlay parlay then 7 hits made me die xD
@chrisrojas1160
@chrisrojas1160 12 күн бұрын
Love the video killing it
@natewalker6887
@natewalker6887 12 күн бұрын
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
@MissSaget
@MissSaget 12 күн бұрын
I live for the bubble craps! Also if you know a 7 is coming why don’t you put all your bets off and bet the 7 hops 😂
@ASAP_arx
@ASAP_arx 12 күн бұрын
Pirate bob trying to win a game lmaooo
@jonathantyler9376
@jonathantyler9376 12 күн бұрын
Slot addition here 🎉
@trancharlie
@trancharlie 12 күн бұрын
Were the keys sticky from the Gong slot because you were really excited? 😈
@sundychhun206
@sundychhun206 12 күн бұрын
Give it here cyclops 😂
@tvnguyen2
@tvnguyen2 11 күн бұрын
you know when you see a nail salon with the name "beautiful nail", and you always ask yourself, like just one nail is beautiful? its kind of like how you sometimes say on your videos, "I see it now or I see how it works now". I am like bro, you only have one good eye!
@sefmowis7624
@sefmowis7624 12 күн бұрын
Bro asked us to make fun of his teeth but he’s got the shiniest teeth I’ve ever seen 💀💀
@Anomic31
@Anomic31 12 күн бұрын
Nah that second hard call out was tuff 😭😭😭
@lotto5742
@lotto5742 12 күн бұрын
Baccarat is the most profitable game.
@a2theizzle08
@a2theizzle08 12 күн бұрын
Bluff, "EYE" love watching your videos.
@dandsrabinovich3505
@dandsrabinovich3505 12 күн бұрын
You offered your viewers half of your winnings out loud and some slot lizard overhears and won’t let you alone 😂
@michaelmalave3084
@michaelmalave3084 12 күн бұрын
Your one eye reminds me when I stress and mine starts twitching when I lose… lol
@Heath-k4h
@Heath-k4h 12 күн бұрын
I went to my old bosses funeral last week, I leaned over the casket and said guess who's thinking outside of the box now!
@cloudstrikes07
@cloudstrikes07 12 күн бұрын
$50 bonus comment: why did the football coach go to the bank? To get its quarter back lol😂 vmo me that half lol😅
@jfor817
@jfor817 12 күн бұрын
Biggest joke is me betting against basic strategy to outsmart the casino and losing everytime
@jimmyduplessis8878
@jimmyduplessis8878 5 күн бұрын
Yooo is that the Gucci ring you’re wearing? If it is I got the same one I wear every day
@jameshayes4562
@jameshayes4562 12 күн бұрын
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can’t.
@DanyelaAndCesar
@DanyelaAndCesar 12 күн бұрын
You guys want to hear a joke? “We gotta work the hards…YOU KNOW WHAT? I’m not gonna work the hards. AND THATS ALL SHE WROTE! SHOOTER SHOOTER WE GOT A SHOOTER HARD SIX! HARD SIX 😂😂🎲🎲
@big_keat
@big_keat 12 күн бұрын
BLUFFS MY FAV
@morgancain3449
@morgancain3449 12 күн бұрын
Bluff’s veneers so damn white, he could could color in some black dots on his front teeth and be a craps roll for Halloween this year @Morgan-Cain-3 thanks for the $35 😘
@trealtv9592
@trealtv9592 12 күн бұрын
This was the best one in my opinion 👍
@ronp.7160
@ronp.7160 12 күн бұрын
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but then I realized she just wanted to do laundry. So I folded.
@BobbyRaid
@BobbyRaid 12 күн бұрын
my life is a joke bob. now thats funny
@THE.REAL.CHOPPER
@THE.REAL.CHOPPER 12 күн бұрын
A gambler walks into the butcher shop and says to the assistant behind the counter, “I bet you $100 you can’t get that meat down from the top shelf without a ladder.” The assistant looks up, turns to the gambler, and replies: “I’m afraid I can’t take that bet, sir. The steaks are too high.”😂😂😂😂
@nobu23
@nobu23 12 күн бұрын
I'm commenting to cash in. And just subscribed!
@bigmanbrad5545
@bigmanbrad5545 12 күн бұрын
Where did the two by four (2x4) go to class? Boarding school!
@0hharrowdere
@0hharrowdere 12 күн бұрын
Love the bubble craps degen
@VIPBeasty
@VIPBeasty 12 күн бұрын
I can never win slots either. Im 34 and never hit a hand pay on slots. But i do good at table games and sports bet. Hahaha. Keep the videos coming. 🔥 Edit: my kids joke "why did the car stop?.... it needed a brake" ill give the $25 to her. If you pick me. 😂
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