The Most Unserious Zombie Invasion Ever (Full Scene) | The Dead Don't Die

[@tytyguy1able]

The zombie movie where the zombies are realistically weak and the survivors are suprisingly competent

[@Zander10102]

Basically l4d

[@gamertrask9153]

@@Zander10102Ain’t no way someone irl is beating a tank without a rocket launcher.

[@KY48843]

@@gamertrask9153 I see a tank IRL i'm laying down and accepting my fate as a human pinata

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

I nearly busted a gut laughing from Tilda Swinton pulling out the goddamned Samurai Blade after 2 seconds of recognizing the situation 😂

[@Dave-te5bs]

@@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 and ditching everyone

[@mho...]

well, they REALLY acted inappropriate!

[@Spartan2Orion]

The line too got a good genuine laugh out of me

[@NateDoes3D]

she had that on hand lol

[@sirweebs2914]

what was funny about that?

[@bificommander7472]

I hope there's a neurosurgeon zombie somewhere who actually is moaning "brains".

[@rosebelle3148]

Hehe 😅

[@myburneraccount669]

or a cannibal

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

Hmm, what would a zombie proctologist say then? Lol

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

​@@myburneraccount669 I think a cannibal zombie would just say "people" cause cannibals usually don't eat only the brain.

[@Eldritch_Elmo]

​@@onidaaitsubasa4177 That's something a cannibal would say. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME SATAN SPAWN!! 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

[@TheGreatCalsby]

I've never seen dry American humour before and its definitely a unique brand

[@Hawk7886]

rip

[@PoisonDartFiend]

i'd recommend It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. it can be very dry in its unique way. my favorite comedy show ever.

[@jallen1425]

This is not dry humor. This is the actors not giving a fuck about the shitty movie they're stuck in.

[@watcherwraith007]

My favorite was the Scottish lady XD "Are ye in this together??" WHIPS OUT SAMURAI SWORD WITH GRACE.

[@DivineDaddy]

To be honest I can see this being the most real reaction people would have. Some would freak out, some would be a 'Oh, so this is happening now' and such. From how the world is nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised if people just saw a zombie invasion as a 'minor hiccup'

[@gravtycat9741]

these days we'd get a outbreak in somewhere in cambodia or whereever and half the population would forget it happened a week later until it got to their neighborhood

[@breadnbutterjas]

@@gravtycat9741 this is the most accurate comment

[@h.w.4482]

​@@gravtycat9741yeah it'd definitely end up starting in some tiny country with mo way to defend against or prevent it so within a week the entire surrounding geographical area is swarming with zombies lmao

[@alexanderB9869]

@@gravtycat9741i mean we lost 25% of our population to an entire genocide kickstarted by the US and nobody here knows what Cambodia is lmfao.

[@warweasel2832]

0:26 I love how we automatically expect Adam Driver to dance around using the word "Zombie" for 15 minutes or make up some other bullshit word for the undead, but he just flat out says what any of us, the viewers would. "Yep, it's Zombies". And when she gives push back, they just coldly stare at her for a minute until she catches up. LMAO

[@marasmusine]

Well, Jarmusch had sent Adam the script, after all.

[@dmxdxl]

For those who didn't see this one when it came out, don't feel too bad, they didn't really market it a ton, at least I didn't see a ton of marketing for it myself, but I saw Bill Murray and Zombies and I said to myself "I bet that would be a zombie movie unlike those done before it" and it turned out to be just that, funny, not too gory, well written and the fourth wall breaking, good stuff, watch it kids, it's a cool ride imo!!!...

[@colin8696908]

lol I still can't believe I've never heard of this.

[@Kasparth]

The movie is fine but i'd say it's not gonna be for most people, but everybody involved is so good that it's worth a watch. Im convinced Jim Jarmush either lost or won a bet to make this one, could be either

[@stevereber3358]

Bill Murray was the worst part of Zombieland, "played Riviera this morning"

[@monfisch]

I still crack up every time I hear, “Chardonnay…”

[@hellothereV2]

what does it even mean

[@holdshiftt2run308]

@@hellothereV2 its a type of alcoholic drink

[@triponmyballz]

hey chardonnay wanna see some Michael Jackson dance moves

[@dexlee3145]

This san francisco documentary is pretty awesome

[@seane.9937]

Looks a lot like downtown Houston also

[@Fat1990]

with bill Murray around and how dry this feels it’s almost like a Wes Anderson movie lmao

[@theultimatespider-websling3950]

This was the most slowest undead invasion ever

[@andreaso8886]

Night of the Living Dead wasn't faster

[@walternelson2687]

@@andreaso8886 Homie is clearly only familiar with 28 Days Later style biters.

[@itwasaliens]

0:30 i have no idea why the way he said "eh zombies" was so funny.

[@teacupalice]

And tilda Swinton being a badass

[@dinxgaming8436]

This is cast is strong as hell, how have I never seen this? xD

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

I like how the zombies say their favorite thing instead of just saying "brains" it seems to add a personal realism to them, I guess if you hear some guy zombie saying "children" or "kids" over and over again, you better keep a closer eye on your little ones 😒

[@UsernotFound2018]

That's either Canadian or British humour

[@kissit012]

Dark

[@Dreamstrafe]

My guess was that they were simply repeating the last clear singular thoughts they had before death and they just repeat that like broken records. Adds a touch of sorrow to the macabre

[@llIIIIlllIlIlIlIll]

you need your browser history swatted

[@UsernotFound2018]

@Dreamstrafe So like The zombies of black summer?

[@justingries]

NONE of the cellphone zombies said "Porn"? I'm calling BS...

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

They were outdoors. You aren't looking up porn in public, are ya?

[@brotherpanda3626]

Good to see Danny Glover still doing movies

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

one of the reasons why this fell flat is because they spelled out that zombies are an allegory of consumerism.

[@jackelrikuroso3945]

Well... Dawn of the Dead (1978) of George Romero has the same message (only that is not say out loud, use subtext) and is one of the best zombie movies ever made and probably his best movie. But Romero was a great story teller.

[@hydro3672]

@@jackelrikuroso3945 the original zombie movies and they are still the best

[@sojourner.]

@@jackelrikuroso3945 That's the point lol, this one spelled it out so it pulls you out of the movie to think about it rather than getting to think back on it after the movie has ended while talking with others

[@willsta21]

Looks like it would be a huge hit loads of big names! Never even heard of it.

[@sabinasabino141]

I don't think they are? Not in this movie at least. I think all the spelling out of the zombies as allegories for consumerism is an homage to other zombie movies that did this. It feels purposefully hollow. I think the movie is just making fun of the genre and more broadly it has a nihilistic absurdist vibe. If it leans into allegory it does so only insofar as it can mock it for being allegory in the first place. Long way of saying that it ain't all that deep, really

[@yokoplayzgamez8823]

I love how just like "i already didnt get paid enough" look on the two male officer's faces

[@roberthaworth8991]

What happens if an undead actually gets what they're obsessing on -- like Chardonnay or ice cream?

[@HaloInverse]

Based on the kids at the convenience store and the guy dragging a guitar... it seems like they've forgotten _why_ they want the things they want, and what the purpose of those things was. They barely even seem to acknowledge that they _have_ the object of their obsession - the kids weren't eating candy or playing with toys, the musician didn't play the guitar. Just hunger, unending and unsatisfiable.

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

​@@HaloInverse maybe if you get the kids that say "ice cream" to actually lick the ice cream or put it in their mouth, maybe then they'll just sit there licking it or chewing on it till it's gone, then they'll go wandering around again, it would be interesting if they started saying something different like if the craving was satisfied.

[@Erikon14]

I wonder if it was whatever their last 'target' they ever thought of before being infected. Why all the kids were going after candy, those people on their phone wanted wifi and bluetooth, everyone trying to get into the hardware store wanted drills. I'm sure it wasnt meant to have any sorta depth beyond just being a hilarious idea- but it could almost be how the 'virus' makes its victims pursue the living, by keeping their brain focused on retrieval of an item

[@that_guy_standing5754]

​@@HaloInversenow that sounds like some next level social commentary

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

They eat

[@axbix]

Reminds me of how the show Death Valley handles these things with the same sense of urgency.

[@familiarfound1034]

Should have had a dead stargazer saying stars over and over.

[@custommediacreations]

They’d be any living people’s worst Nemesis.

[@russelloats]

Credit for showing kid zombies. Don’t see that too often in zombie media

[@rootbear9742]

Look up cooties it has Dwight from the office and zombie kids

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

@@rootbear9742the original night of the living dead and the remake had zombie kids as did that zombie movie where a small American town in the religious conservative part of the country (yeah I know it doesn’t exactly narrow it down)

[@russelloats]

@@rootbear9742 I have seen that one! pretty fun lol I just think it's funny when you see these large scale zombie movies and you don't see a single kid in the crowd. World War Z, just a bunch of adult stampeding. Even Walking Dead just shows adults now and that show had a zombie girl in the first episode! I get that it's tougher cause you have to involve a child actor and make up and all that, but damn it would make the world feel more immersive if they could squeeze in that kind of reality.

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

Walking Dead had kid zombies, usually as a way to show that nobody was safe from turning into a zombie, also as a plot point to make people hesitate before shooting, cause the back of your mind would still be like "it's just a kid" while the rest of your mind would be like "but they're still a zombie, shoot shoot, they gonna eat you"

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

​@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Hmm if that religious area movie was like this one, I have no doubt that there would be a zombie walking around saying "Jesus.....Jesus"

[@laurensnieuwland4657]

If I got a nickel for every zombie movie Bill Murray appears in, I'd have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@kingslob3422]

0:30 the half life 2 shotgun reloading sound lmao

[@wolfcl0ck]

It's a classic sound, it is what it is.

[@kyra4369]

That lady doing makeup should know that corpses naturally have open eyes. That's why people used to put copper on eyelids to weigh them down and stop them from opening. It would be part of her job to stitch the eyes shut.

[@gamejunkie-123]

shes actually an alien who is just their observing humanity

[@cobreen]

​@@gamejunkie-123ah, obviously

[@nothingforyouhere418]

They put rough metal contacts on the eyeballs

[@JohnBenson-q7n]

You can hear the hl2 shotgun reload sound lol 0:29

[@NyuuMikuru1]

This ain’t gonna end well Cliff. Been using this as a meme for anything that turns out badly.

[@thomasplouffe1363]

the group of kids kinda make my skin crawl

[@jdools4744]

Yeah a gang of mystery meat people

[@winemomma2689]

Everything about this film was stellar!

[@WarlordRising]

It wasn't as good as Only Lovers Left Alive, but I thought it was still underrated as a deadpan comedy. I think Jim did good with his exploration of offbeat horror comedies.

[@JoeGeneric-xr3dk]

0:30 he jams the shells in through the ejection slot 😅

[@BrianWestlakes]

that was the joke. And the video game reload sample.

[@JoeGeneric-xr3dk]

@ ah ok

[@xdrdrew]

He was loading the barrel, pretty normal. Loading a completely empty shotgun you would open the action allowing you to inspect the gun and tube confirming it is empty. Place one into the barrel, close the action and load the tube. This would give you a full shotgun.

[@tristanschmidt1239]

normal for shotguns with that he may have only 3 or 4 in the tube with that it give you 1 + with the Benallie m4 you can load 2 in there somehow its even in its manual called ghost loading if memory is right but that is not the right sound if you realy want to nitpick

[@itwasaliens]

Siri must be very confused.

[@ReinEngel]

The black dust that comes out instead of blood is a nice, different touch.

[@wardenunknown]

A lot of films like this missed the point of Shaun of The Dead, and that it’s the characters that are funny but the zombies are played completely straight. Everyone reacts as to how a normal person reacts to a zombie invasion

[@christopherberryhill3802]

Kind of dry almost British comedy but a good movie 🍿

[@mikek4610]

Not even close to good enough

[@Dave-te5bs]

It was fine I just hated the ending. They kept on breaking the fourth wall, so why don’t they shatter it? When the zombies surround the main characters, the director says cut. The actors all are alive and complain about the movie. Or something

[@jackastrophic]

Good movie, bloody hell you’ve got low standards

[@Nate-wh7ht]

So was "Shawn of the Dead" when it came out but now it's another classic we all enjoy

[@marcoscardozo3500]

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[@loafbreed7246]

i like how the zombies just sound like they're vocal stimming.

[@Mtz2604]

The use of smoke was really clever, but now imagine, they become airborne!

[@sergeantseven4240]

My general reaction to zombies IRL would probably be the same. "Oh, guess this is whats going to be happening now. Welp, guess I'll have to carry a sword with me at all times. What time does the store close now?" What the hell else is new?

[@Vi--ss7tt]

I really love how this movie did it's best to pkay with as many zombie tropes as possible

[@Raremuffins1]

This movie was probably one of the best in theater movies I watched. It’s dry humor was so funny because I could tell that everyone around me had no idea what in the tarn was happening and I found that to be just as funny as the movie

[@SerathDarklands]

Never thought I'd see Kylo Ren and Garfield take out zombies together.

[@as-ep7ev]

the one longing for wifi 😂

[@hela2000]

It's not a bad movie. It's a dis and a love letter. I love Tilda ,Tom, Adam, and Bill in this.

[@rolling_get]

First 3/4 of this movie are fantastic. Then...well, it's worth a watch but don't expect any kind of resolution that makes sense.

[@columbiannecktie9675]

bill Murray and zombie stuff is like peanut butter and jelly at this point

[@christiancrow]

0:54 when you hear something on the local news

[@momomo768]

Tilda is great in everything

[@burningwheel5088]

they like similar to that one japanese zombie movie were they would talk and that was so creepy as heck

[@zachcarter3186]

How have i not seen this

[@hooverity]

I'm happy I instantly knew Steve buscemi before he came into screen

[@GrandpaHerman1]

it very realistic. we all know what to do.

[@cpuuk]

Love this film, it's so weird and dead-pan.

[@lolglolblol]

I watched this movie on a whim. I really was not prepared for how weird it was

[@alittlewisdom7368]

Why does this feel like a key&peel skit? 😂

[@mark.J6708]

Love this movie... the dead don't die

[@CHEDDAHD]

Was Hank the same Hank that played the security guard on The Office xD

[@courtnie97]

No, that was danny glover. This entire cast is full of big time people it seems.

[@CHEDDAHD]

@@courtnie97 oh damn you're right, i recognize him now lol Google says the actor from The Office died :(

[@edwardmarmion1672]

Society is not that far removed from this. Just saw some zombies 🧟‍♀️ in Baltimore a few months ago bobbing around in the middle of the street near the aquarium.

[@cunningsmile4166]

....hmm she's great for a live action Grandmama Addams. Got the right vibe for it

[@TheDrexxus]

I don't think i've ever heard of this movie and it has like every actor in Hollywood in it. How odd.

[@AwwhHex]

I can’t lie these zombies remind me of pokemon lmao

[@Purdue_Pharma]

4:53 this kid is a star

[@SaucyJack.]

This is definitely going on my watch list

[@cell718]

Everybody likes the movie now but I remember when it came out I went to the theaters to see and people were walking out.

[@deadjuice1880]

1:55 why do I feel like this is a Signs reference.

[@bomberwarren]

Dead do t die was probably one of the biggest let downs of a movie ever

[@AndreasW-p4r]

What an awesome movie 🍿

[@nahvr]

Tell us the title please!

[@jb-wc1hx]

The dead don’t die? I’m not sure

[@JBrander]

I didn't know Tony B was in this!

[@Nemethon]

People would just start to stream the zombie invasion on youtube and make reaction videos.

[@barrymccockner6450]

It's turned them into ... into ...US! We all go through life mindlessly worrying about material things .

[@seancasity7538]

I'm surprised I didn't see this movie.

[@max16]

Weird now they don’t have blood but dust.

[@brianpeck4035]

Couldn't they have just given her a bottle of...Chadonayyyy????

[@khatpandwa9701]

non serious is the correct word !

[@GamerBloks]

"Just remember to kill THE HEAD!" he tells the female cop, played by Chole Sevigny, the head mistress.

[@justinwhibley5527]

Kill bill bit made me laugh

[@TrustVisuals]

I did not enjoyed much the movie. It has it moments but there just a few. If only they made Tilda Swinton the protagonist instead of a minor supporting character. She was the scene stealer and I would have loved to see her backstory more.

[@JoeSyxpack]

That's what you get for hitting him in the face with a toaster.

[@red62]

Bill Murry in another zombie movie?? Is he going to die in this one too or did his past life help him survive this one?

[@Lovenjoy420]

Chardonnay🧟‍♀️😂

[@yothazme2]

so we're all just gonna ignore the link to the movie going to Paul instead?

[@Splatboy0612]

A Sith Lord who became a Jedi after death, a Ghostbuster and a woman

[@-slurmdaddy-8147]

Oof sorry no Chardonnay, is Pinot Grigio ok with you?

[@atnfn]

Would have been funny is some little zombie kid walked around saying vodka or something else inappropriate.

[@Goofminister]

He aint afraid of no ghost

[@lancedarkhound]

I’m sry was that The guy who played Kylo ren

[@kmangan37]

Yep

[@peoplez129]

It was an awful movie, and obviously deliberate, but not for the reason you would think. It wasn't an awful movie for the sake of being awful, but because it was essentially designed to be awful out of a slap in the face to the audience. That's the problem with the movie. It was made specifically so you don't really enjoy it, but it also had to make some money, so they had to make it at least meet that threshold. That's why this movie seems soo "odd", but once you realize the actual intent, it all makes sense.

[@Syrr7777]

Ngl this movie was a funny and cool watch but that diner scene actually made me uncomfortable idk why

[@Trappedinatriangle]

Average project zomboid playthrough

[@Bos_Taurus]

Strong start, weak finish

[@JordanCrofts-ft7xf]

not the best film but great zombies walking with cell phones and mumbling last thoughts is actually really creepy😂

[@anathardayaldar]

What happens if you inhale that powder that comes out of them?

[@ANDYradue]

CHARDONNAYYYYYY

[@CarlKeeling1881]

Yeah it's a shot at the consumer population.

[@Zeddeck]

I'm 83% sure that Tilda Swinton is just Uma Thurman with a more interesting accent.

[@emwa3600]

It's a typical Jarmusch film - first few watching made me wonder if I missed The Joke or it The Joke would be revealed at the end. No. Rewatching it doesn't help either. It has one great aspect - the cast.

[@emwa3600]

I really think this film should have been mated, cross-bred and mashed with Jim's 1989 MYSTERY TRAIN film.

[@mho...]

that was a *GREAT* movie back then (one of those that are sooo stupid, they are funny) even tho im really sick&tired of Zombies!

[@rolferikbaklkk6613]

Shart and aids? What the fuck does the first zombie want that for?