in the past we really thought we would have flying cars by now...
@wotwott23193 жыл бұрын
A flying car is just a helicopter if you think about it.
@Varg3903 жыл бұрын
At least we have anime babe cars
@AndrewConlan3 жыл бұрын
i mean.. with a big enough ramp.
@heitordragon13 жыл бұрын
but we are stuck with kia soul
@Robo-xk4jm3 жыл бұрын
cars on land are deadly and costly enough, imagine a drunk driver smashing his 3 ton pickup through your 5th story apartment at 120 mph
@bright5543 жыл бұрын
7:34 He is simply showing off his trophy collection. Some people like to hunt deer and hang their antlers on the walls, and he likes to hunt other cars and take their emblems
@XMJ39042 жыл бұрын
New mad Max warlord
@alexmavric6 ай бұрын
1:05 fard
@SonicHaXD3 жыл бұрын
That Stepping Hawking edit is legitimately impressive XD
@Francdacake3 жыл бұрын
"stepping"
@bananachineyes3 жыл бұрын
ya, like he's walking
@rango89713 жыл бұрын
But hawks can fly tho
@cannonfodder92483 жыл бұрын
He can walk and take steps
@FatherMcKenzie663 жыл бұрын
That’s coolt
@D-Vinko3 жыл бұрын
Jameskii, I also live in a desert. Those warnings aren't for you; they're for the people in low areas. In a desert, the soil doesn't absorb as fast as water tends to come down; so it tends to roll downhill toward the low lying areas. Most desert landscapes have designated washes for this runoff to go into, but the washes are able to be accessed through nearby roads and walkways, and sometimes through people's alleyways. Here, we have tall mountains all around us that cause flash floods for EVERYONE, the water tends to quickly sweep around the valley and into specific low lying areas where we have designed basins to collect and help drain the water. THOSE people who live near the washes are in danger, it could seem like a small amount of water on the street to their children, only to have the water suddenly shift into a torrent and sweep them away. It happens every year. It doesn't have to be raining above them for this to occur, that's why they're flash floods, they're moving from the highest spot to the lowest spot VERY fast, and there could be NO warning, except for a little humidity and grey skies.
@flow1853 жыл бұрын
When you live in fnv
@kasuraga3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I live in arizona. Flash floods out here are no joke.
@kasuraga3 жыл бұрын
@DynoKaiser This year we've gotten a lot of rain this year. it's been nice
@D-Vinko2 жыл бұрын
@@kasuraga This is where I live too, i was describing my experience with them having taken care of washes. There are plenty of washes that border parks, and the dangers of a flash flood while a child is inside of these easy to access washes is really one of the reasons I talk about it. There's a woman online "Living with Fern" or something like this. She is "all natural", doesn't believe you're a mother if you had a c-section, a lot of BS like this. She allows her child to eat rocks, which is not that big of a deal I guess; however what is a big deal is the fact she also will INTENTIONALLY go to the edges of washes, small rivers, and low lying areas, and let her child play in the water, DURING flash flood warnings. She doesn't believe in flash flood warnings. I will be unsurprised to hear that Fern nearly drowned one day, despite how sad I'll be for him.
@nc_silly2 жыл бұрын
Holy f^ck, hi Mr. Essay.
@pathfindersavant39883 жыл бұрын
5:15 Man, the nostalgia just hit me like a truck.
@hoovytime3 жыл бұрын
Shit gave me ptsd
@The-Average-Noob3 жыл бұрын
So many school kids got pranked by that scene being left on a computer
@andrey58483 жыл бұрын
The only thing the world needs is tony hawk pro wheelchair
@broeatthisbean3 жыл бұрын
I’d buy it
@ReiDaTecnologia3 жыл бұрын
Someone gotta break his legs for that to happen...
@Trunch13123 жыл бұрын
@@ReiDaTecnologia one sec brb
@dongle53972 жыл бұрын
@@Trunch1312 oh god its been 2 months i dont think hes coming back
@masonlay33802 жыл бұрын
@@Trunch1312 Ayo you good?
@petersears87033 жыл бұрын
Please make these longer. I would watch a 15 to 20-minute cut of this stuff.
@jolizafernandez91893 жыл бұрын
First
@gpuarcanetooth75073 жыл бұрын
Love that James is making content kinda like CallMeCarson. Makes me nostalgic
@sniffeudegaz64013 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that video format reminded me of him lmao
@teatar78403 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing
@Xponesupurbutt3 жыл бұрын
I hope he follows his career to a tee
@towel93253 жыл бұрын
@@Xponesupurbutt oh no
@Xponesupurbutt3 жыл бұрын
@Jackson Nestor only the illegal part
@Deltexterity3 жыл бұрын
6:19 that one person in the math questions:
@chocolatemallows94303 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, misreading the title as “Weirdest Cats Ever” and I literally thought that the Nemo in the thumbnail is a cat that looks like Nemo.
@joelmccann98693 жыл бұрын
That’s just a ripoff of apandah’s funny cats
@vincefundyfoxadventures18613 жыл бұрын
2:56 clap CLAP, CCLLAAPP *BREAKS HEADS*
@misty_rei3 жыл бұрын
Jameskii is filling in the hole that callmecarson left.
@Eat_Fetus3 жыл бұрын
I still have a high school yearbook picture shapped hole in my heart
@crevice53693 жыл бұрын
Nobody can replace carson.
@spicy99643 жыл бұрын
@@Eat_Fetus is that a phineas and ferb refenence!1!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!11!
@ohaba42863 жыл бұрын
@@crevice5369 Last I heard, he was considering returning to KZbin.
@tusheyy60333 жыл бұрын
@@spicy9964 such a good song
@vincefundyfoxadventures18613 жыл бұрын
5:49 LA or New York HONK
@Crayonboutjoe Жыл бұрын
New honk
@poweroffriendship2.03 жыл бұрын
The Nemo Car is like the credit scenes of Cars where everyone is watching a Pixar movie where every Pixar characters are turned into convertibles and Mac the Truck made a comment about it.
@crevice53693 жыл бұрын
What?
@Velrithia3 жыл бұрын
@@crevice5369 There is a credit scene where Mac the Truck was in a drive through complimenting voice actors for other movies (that were all just him voice acting) and all the characters in the pixar movies were actually car versions
@itwontcomeout56782 жыл бұрын
@@crevice5369 watch the ending credits scene of Cars (2006)
@BenVanbuskirk3 жыл бұрын
5:21 I remember this shnozzle
@eggshelliess3 жыл бұрын
7:10 Alright, who threw the green shell?
@truckboi80203 жыл бұрын
5:30 "wait what is this *nostalgia kicks in* oh shi-"
@kipkip8543 жыл бұрын
this is what james does for a living now, look at cursed images
@matty90203 жыл бұрын
The new carson
@cenfer99623 жыл бұрын
@@matty9020 exactly what i was thinking. Litteraly carson's content but with a less funny group XD
@BlackCressida3 жыл бұрын
@@cenfer9962 lame bait comment,downvoted
@wolvez_33583 жыл бұрын
This reminds me a Carson’s style of vids,I love it brings back good times.
@mr.bobert76103 жыл бұрын
As a proud owner of the hot wheels shopping cart, I must say it is a top 10 on the hot wheels tier list.
@ASTROHOO3 жыл бұрын
SAME I AGREE
@HambaAllah-ch9so3 жыл бұрын
Wished i actually bought it when i went to the store before the outbreak
@boonie94483 жыл бұрын
7:56 mcmobile
@napoleonibonaparte71983 жыл бұрын
Kia Soul does what its branding suggests… Turns you into a soul…
@chinesesparrows3 жыл бұрын
Killed in action soul
@murpxp3 жыл бұрын
7:00 Fun fact: Horses actually have about 14.9 horsepower Why? No idea.
@monsterupdatewhen2 жыл бұрын
then what's the point of calling it a goddamn horsepower if it isn't even equal to one horse
@murpxp2 жыл бұрын
@@monsterupdatewhen I have no damn clue, my dude
@doreknob2 жыл бұрын
@@monsterupdatewhen because when galloping, horses have about 14.9 horsepower. on average, they have 1 horsepower
@malice608119 күн бұрын
Horsepower is the average over a day of a draft horse. They can have spikes up to 15 hp
@VatiVR3 жыл бұрын
6:48 that car is from my town lmao it's been there for years
@LtTacobell Жыл бұрын
Ahh a fellow person from nc
@Ben_19M2 жыл бұрын
6:53 wtf is matpat doing here?
@savat_g8 ай бұрын
Really
@owene25303 жыл бұрын
4:52 gives off "my movie" vibes
@WyattW_ Жыл бұрын
bad to the bone starts playing
@EyeOfDarkness3 жыл бұрын
People in 1739: I bet we will have floating cars in the future The future: THICC CAR
@ShokkoLIVE3 жыл бұрын
*Carson gets cancelled and his video format is no longer being used* Jameskii: "Don't mind if I diddly do"
@glitchplayer16193 жыл бұрын
5:36 god dammit not again
@Saavokken3 жыл бұрын
*_holy shit, I miss carson._*
@MrWubby3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. immediately thought Carson had posted and got so hyped for a second haha.
@e_y66723 жыл бұрын
We all do 😔
@crevice53693 жыл бұрын
He'll be back boys.. He'll be back.
@tallhatjones3 жыл бұрын
Down to the thumbnail this is a recording the internet video
@justsomeguy27433 жыл бұрын
You all remember that he did manipulate his fans for sexual favours right? And his friends confirmed it was multiple some underage, where he lied to them about therapy not only is he not coming back the group are better without him
@nikolashumphrey-howell24782 жыл бұрын
6:58 "Power of a horse In fact, the maximum output of a horse can be up to 15 horsepower, and the maximum output of a human is a bit more than a single horsepower." fyi Jameskii and friends
@Mortarion323 жыл бұрын
The more you stare at the nemo car's eye the more terrifying it gets
@liljatupsu3 жыл бұрын
Hi Prowl!
@shotgun36283 жыл бұрын
goodbye prowel
@kay1a_06063 жыл бұрын
Sorry that had to happen to you Prowl
@childreninmybasement1 Жыл бұрын
who the fuck is prowl
@michaellopez97333 жыл бұрын
I'm legit dying for almost the entire video. Loving the editing on the discord call videos.
@egg05343 жыл бұрын
1:06 Funny thing about this camaro is that, It's mostly knows as catfish camaro
@COOLPEAK3 жыл бұрын
6:26 RIP bib black Boykin.
@AtamariiShay3 жыл бұрын
I was literally bored and couldn't decide what to watch either.....Thanks Jameskii!
@TheDendran3 жыл бұрын
5:16 Fun fact: The commercials of K-fee all played late at night and got banned here in Germany pretty damn fast. No, seriously, people *_actually died from heartattacks those ads were dishing out_*
@switcher_76782 жыл бұрын
Damn, what were they?
@TheDendran2 жыл бұрын
@@switcher_7678 Serene scenery with for instance a car driving along a serpentine or a couple walking arond a beach in sunset, only to have some goblin (masked actor for those ads) to show up 5 secs in and actually jumpscare you with an insane screech. Those ads played around midnight to 4am. Problem here: A large amount of elderly were watching reruns of their favourite shows at that time... Slogan of this coffee drink: "You were never _that_ awake before..."
@LuigiMan24012 жыл бұрын
7:13 So are Mario kart players
@thesecondchillguy56973 жыл бұрын
4:57 For the defence of those people, as someone that owns a vw (damn that phrase sounds cring af) my right side seat belt buckle at around 50km/h starts thinking that it reincarnated as someones rifle, the ratle and noise that it makes can be only stoped by bucking it up so yeah, stuff like that, actually something more tasteful or even a normal thingy but without the belt, is my go to when it comes to this.
@warfour12613 жыл бұрын
Damn Lightning Mcqueen really was the fastest, even at life
@flamingwa41163 жыл бұрын
I can already see this comment blowing up
@warfour12613 жыл бұрын
@@flamingwa4116 and it might not now because I had to edit a spelling error
@nyleen3 жыл бұрын
please make part 2 I cried laughing.
@Ilikebugs24643 жыл бұрын
0:10 *blood splatter*
@will31903 жыл бұрын
8:22 as a Canadian this is infact what its like
@bronyman90003 жыл бұрын
0:21 I saw someone made that green one in the crew 2 with the green glow cosmetics
@FruitaBus2 жыл бұрын
For anybody who wants reference to the Kia Soul incident, Kia/Hyundai had a recall on their older cars due to a gas management issue which could cause fires. It was some type of module that would fail due to heat and certain vacuums not working. Not a GM level recall but still bad enough. Luckily KDM cars have great warranties and most dealers go above and beyond when issues arise or things need replaced.
@Alfredo_4133 жыл бұрын
5:09 Bingus took too many Gs
@sennheiser23612 жыл бұрын
Cops coming after the guy at 7:39: Cop: what car does he have? Other cop: uhhhh.... All of them?
@misterjersey54603 жыл бұрын
0:56 MIDNIGHT RACING: TOKYO!?!!!
@TristanT-pl9oy10 ай бұрын
The car jump scare thing scared the sh@t out of me I was so confused when someone said "people in the 90's who had the internet is about to have a heart attack"😂
@thenarwhalking56043 жыл бұрын
The reason why we get flash flood warnings during monsoon season is because when there is a flash flood, it goes from a completly dry area to 3 inches of water in the street to beinging completly dry again. Don't worry though it is like the one time a year that it rains anyway.
@Jadae3 жыл бұрын
please tell me you also have a momsoon season, as well.
@dasani233channel3 жыл бұрын
0:30 and Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights
@cgvalarun15893 жыл бұрын
4:15 ngl they should have named it high hills(u know it can climb hills and stuff)
@junkie_cosmonaut96222 жыл бұрын
The seatbelt alarm stopper is mostly for farm trucks that don't really go too quick or for hunting, the same reason. Basically they're super situational
@thotslayer83923 жыл бұрын
2:23 Another actors life ruined by drugs and alcohol
@jigglypop3 жыл бұрын
5:16 oh god, my brain doesnt want to remember that trauma anymore.
@arkcritical64843 жыл бұрын
5:42 As I just got back from seeing my brother in LA I can fucking confirm, it was supposed to take us like 6-7 hours to drive there but it took us like 8-9 because of the amount of traffic
@Sclaraidus3 жыл бұрын
7:08 Mario Kart 9 lookin fresh
@pinkyacuar4322 жыл бұрын
2:44 when ur car passed 100k miles
@anarkopossum Жыл бұрын
my sense of humor is clearly shattered when im dying from rewinding to 5:45 over and over.
@dragonmouse5583 жыл бұрын
3:03 you mispelled "Though" Unsubbing, Disliked, Reported, Banned, Sharted.
@MemeBurger2 жыл бұрын
Sold computer
@Skerblash2 жыл бұрын
8:25 Literally my van, same color and all. You have no idea how much trolling i have done with this image
@matty90203 жыл бұрын
This is good to watch with my family
@Wolfee90003 жыл бұрын
Did you say family?
@isaacsrandomvideos6672 жыл бұрын
ouch 0:12 not a sapphire! 1:54 2:23 some 40s car too I remember that car advert lol That C4 corvette is pretty awesome
@Name-ul8es3 жыл бұрын
Jameskii is probaby best content creator that can fill CallmeCarson's place.
@Laura_2202 жыл бұрын
8:08 YEEES The vacuum cleaner 😂😳
@georgeruth17943 жыл бұрын
The owner of the hippo car a 4:05 goes to my school!
@BrianLTU2 жыл бұрын
God that car jumpscare scared the shit out if me when I was a child, idk how young I was but wayy too young
@HardmodeAsgore3 жыл бұрын
In Tony Hawk's Underground 2 there was a character that rode a wheelchair so it's definitely possible to mod Steven Hawkings into a Tony Hawk's Game.
@jacobescobar54473 жыл бұрын
the relaxing car drive...that brings back so many memories.
@luckyblock4032 жыл бұрын
3:14 it say it, but in spanish
@memeguy75893 жыл бұрын
9:38 That's just broke my a**
@Jamestarr063 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jamskii has taken Carson’s role while he’s gone Love the video
@HeavyTF2real10 ай бұрын
The best part about the punisher skull thing is that you can open your beer while you’re drunk-driving without a seatbelt
@kjhotch62613 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long while, amazing content
@Mariodash233 жыл бұрын
7:12 Oh so that’s what happened to the turtle in the Sonic movie. “Good Recovery” must mean “Bashing into a random cars window unharmed”.
@hardcorecomedy79602 жыл бұрын
5:27 at this moment i realized, i became men.
@EvilTwinKami3 жыл бұрын
I legit got so excited when I saw the thumbnail I thought Carson was back
@gimmesomesevenup15213 жыл бұрын
1:47 i have that set
@thisisvinnyguy2 жыл бұрын
2:19 Elaborating, they explained, “Animal rain is a phenomenon that occurs when small water animals like frogs, crabs, and small fish are swept up in waterspouts or drafts that occur on the surface of the earth. They are then rained down at the same time as the rain.
@MATRPXLATR3 жыл бұрын
8:03 I'm gonna have to request you play Slendytubbies 3 story mode, it's a shitshow, you won't regret it
@flow1853 жыл бұрын
It has one?
@MATRPXLATR3 жыл бұрын
@@flow185 yes and it's surprisingly decent
@zeallust85423 жыл бұрын
Being into cars makes "Le car fish" so much funnier. Its a 4th gen Camaro and everybody calls it "The catfish Camaro"
@borealis69743 жыл бұрын
This is literally just what call me Carson used to do on his channel lmao
@13B-POWAH3 жыл бұрын
it makes me physically happy to know that jameskii shares the same resentment for the kia soul 3 worst cars in order 3. Kia Soul 2. Nissan Juke (or joke as i call it) 1. Fiat Multipla
@FiniteCS3 жыл бұрын
Renault Twingo better be your #1 best car.
@PurpleArkStudio3 жыл бұрын
ED SHEERAN?!!
@spongedog00133 жыл бұрын
9:12 My mom has a green Kia soul. I tried to forget about it when I moved out but now I'm having a relapse.
@kyaaku81973 жыл бұрын
I see that jameskii tries to replace callmecarson with that content
@Tohnakimmo3 жыл бұрын
5:15 holy shit that golden car is in my town as an "art" piece lmao
@aaronsmith11373 жыл бұрын
Anyone gonna point out how he’s basically just doing old Carson content?
@aaronsmith11373 жыл бұрын
I mean like good content is good content, but am I the only one seeing this?
@fumigator56573 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind the content but the thumbnail is identical to carsons
@zmanprodigy3 жыл бұрын
At 6:55 or so the person talking about treads one the tire LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE MAT PAT
@sultanalali331310 ай бұрын
0:01 is racism. (Proceeds to eat 1000 pills)
@undefinedmonoxide Жыл бұрын
We have the suspect. Officer: Alright, what's his car brand? He is using a... uhh......
@xinesti99633 жыл бұрын
Damn he's acting like carson fuck i miss him
@w7h8m9c23 жыл бұрын
Best community content channel
@TWOHEADEDOGRE2 жыл бұрын
7:11 Aeschylus, an ancient Greek playwright was killed at the age of 67, when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head. The eagle is said to have mistaken his baldness for a rock and tried to use it to crack the shell
@WuchtaArt3 жыл бұрын
Carson Thumbnail
@guff-rx6cu3 жыл бұрын
9:44 best part
@mememan20113 жыл бұрын
If you watch this video there is a 90 persen chance that youtube gonna reconmended this video minute 02:08
@noahtheidiotface93723 жыл бұрын
James to be fair about the flashflood warnings my street always turns into a river when it rains here in Vegas
@Rialyss223 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: people who comment in the next 10 minutes haven't even watched the full video and just want likes
@Rialyss223 жыл бұрын
Including me
@user-pu8dj9mv9u3 жыл бұрын
6:24 that’s a car I wouldn’t mind being stuck behind in a traffic jam.