THE MOST USELESS CARDS IN GWENT | Gwent Meme Deck Showcase

This Gwent: The Witcher Card Game video will showcase how to use a Meme deck I made. The goal here is was to include Caravan Guard in a deck where he plays well. The idea is to set up schirru with the help of a lot of pings and exploding everything!
Shout-outs to my members: ElTataBasado & Karoiscool
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[@rennoctopus]

This video is made to advocate for buffing cards that actually need help instead of NG over and over again . Thank you so much to Jepcartush1084 for suggesting this deck idea: www.playgwent.com/en/decks/bfa5a880ebe4de6660e07a0d1879eed5

[@steamavila1818]

this is the type of content I like to see instead of the same boring thing everybody else is playing, good stuff man, got me laughing a few times!

[@rennoctopus]

Thank you man

[@goingbad6942]

That scorch was definitely not useless card XD

[@rennoctopus]

Haha, it was the only thing that made this deck somewhat viable 😂

[@leviackerman4040]

You just traumatized the last man...

[@rennoctopus]

He kinda deserves it for playing Tibor spam 🗿

[@animatelife]

XD that last round was incredible!

[@rennoctopus]

Haha yeah, I already knew I won when I saw the practitioner🤣

[@MenTAlist1k]

man, really good video as always :D

[@rennoctopus]

Thank you so much!

[@tomrowell1558]

6:57 Brilliant xD Nemo is a menace

[@rennoctopus]

Lmaoo yeah I love that clip

[@MrMayki89]

What i would give to see the changes that must have been going in that Tibor spammer. From "hehe boy" to "when is Renoctopus gonna give up, theres no way" to "gyat daium" to eventually "fuck this shit im out". Well done sir, well done. ;)

[@rennoctopus]

I’m pretty you got it perfectly 🤣

[@MrMayki89]

@rennoctopus yeah, so funny. I made 5 people rage quit on me. Like hard reset, fucked off from the app, left me waiting for the "connection" to return... with a movement witchers meme. No nekker, nothing. Just pure value from mentors. Underrated card IMHO. But watching those ng tactics geniuses loosing their minds is just pure gold. :)

[@rennoctopus]

I definitely wouldn’t call them geniuses as they put no effort into a deck and just spam 1 card and win

[@Synthia17]

That "revert all NG back to being annoying and broken" patch really bummed me down, so huge props for this video and idea! And seeing incompetent NG players is another level

[@rennoctopus]

Honestly I don’t think this will change much but who knows

[@Synthia17]

@@rennoctopusYeah, all we can do is meme around really

[@rennoctopus]

Haha true

[@RichReal]

This is not enough, I want more))

[@rennoctopus]

I’ll try my best 😅

[@ReignYLK]

4:45 that’s some sick sound design lol 😂 we didn’t need it but we deserve it

[@rennoctopus]

Hahaha thank you brother

[@danstepanov6873]

"the idea is to set up schirru" -> proceeds to play schirru 0 times ^^

[@rennoctopus]

Well sadly I wasn’t able to showcase it but it’s still the main goal of the deck

[@MauhGrr]

Unbelievable

[@rennoctopus]

🙏

[@001100AAAEA]

Haaaah, that scorch was glorious 😩 You're the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@001100AAAEA]

Also I think caravan guard has some potential! Nice inclusion 👌

[@rennoctopus]

No, you’re the best hahaha

[@MyOtheHedgeFox]

Thank you for giving the Caravan Guard and Braenn a proper run! Lots of underwhelming cards with amazing visuals and potential in the game, and I'm glad you're showcasing them.

[@rennoctopus]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@jorisessen8410]

oh my that scorch o: that was juicy

[@rennoctopus]

It truly was

[@sebastiangralian527]

These poor cards need some love

[@rennoctopus]

Definitely, so people should stop voting NG 😂

[@xZFeroxZx]

That scorch at the end was diabolical! That was bullying! Do it again! XD Also - this kinda made me want another video for a monster-dragon-deck, maybe this time with Villentretenmerth.

[@rennoctopus]

That’s a viable idea!

[@noedauwe7329]

Love the p5 ost at the end of your videos (and I love your videos too)

[@rennoctopus]

Thank you!

[@markozerdin9784]

my deck doesn't really have a counter for the last deck that you faced so it pleased me to see that dude get wrecked

[@rennoctopus]

Ngl I absolutely hate that deck 🤬

[@AlHez59]

Un véritable artiste ! BRAVO ❤

[@rennoctopus]

I truly appreciate it!

[@christophermorris1858]

You make the best Gwent content

[@rennoctopus]

Thanks 🙏

[@karlhauser893]

Ohmigod that last game😂

[@rennoctopus]

Couldn’t have been more perfect *chef’s kiss*

[@evilotis01]

Ha, YenCon used to be an absolute monster back in the closed beta days. sad to see her here now.

[@rennoctopus]

That’s homecoming for you 😭

[@GawraNiedzwiedzia]

My guy, that Tibor mass exe was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed in Gwent. I'm tipping my hat to you. Also, I am curious at what rank are you playing? Your opponents to make such weird plays and mistakes. Like for instance passing with 9 freaking cards in hand... Who does that? xD

[@rennoctopus]

Honestly that pass was normal as he just wanted to go to round 3 with his hand but you are right, they sometimes make many mistakes 😂 These games were actually filmed at rank 5

[@user-ri1fv4ve6d]

最後の気持ち良すぎる

[@rennoctopus]

It was amazing!

[@evilotis01]

ok EXTRA challenge tho: getting Dandelion: Vainglory into a viable deck!

[@rennoctopus]

Oh hell no 💀

[@rennoctopus]

Ngl I could do it

[@YenConjuring]

Aside from you calling yencon useless, I love this deck.

[@rennoctopus]

💀💀💀

[@Chiefrocka.]

Yen is legit useless tho

[@Pyxe_ZA]

This is quite interesting. I always admire your creativity. 👊🏻💯 @DosenCasualGamer was challenged to build an all neutrals deck yesterday. I'm curious to see what he comes up with 😅

[@rennoctopus]

Interesting!

[@doomgloom1479]

This is wholesome gwent content

[@rennoctopus]

You say that but the deck has Heatwave, Scorch and Reset 💀

[@doomgloom1479]

@@rennoctopus I meant the vibe but fair point

[@rennoctopus]

Ah I get you

[@Jestro_Greyrat]

great pass in first game

[@rennoctopus]

Thank you!

[@MiguelAlatorreMusic]

Can you try a deck abusing as many cahirs as possible

[@rennoctopus]

I sure can!

[@4ler_rt]

3:01 JAKASDJSADS

[@rennoctopus]

The yen on yen synergy

[@MrAskmannen]

Bareknuckle brawler is epic with Yen:Conjurer😂

[@rennoctopus]

That’s a good call 🤔

[@MrAskmannen]

@@rennoctopus I tried it for a bit, you need tall removal to get max value out of the yen conjurer, and defender ofc.

[@rennoctopus]

Ah true

[@jonathasfelix282]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA last match

[@rennoctopus]

It couldn’t have been more perfect 🤣

[@kwerner]

I don't understand how the NG player played a Sentinal from his hand at 3:11. Even has the same card back as his, so it doesn't appear that it was swapped from your deck. What am I missing here?

[@rennoctopus]

If you pay close attention to the beginning of the first game, you can see he used torres on both sentinels and copied them to his hand

[@kwerner]

@@rennoctopus Oh, okay. Now it makes sense. Thank you!

[@rennoctopus]

I’m always happy to help!

[@padrexxl]

Poor Tibors

[@rennoctopus]

They deserved it 🤬

[@padrexxl]

@@rennoctopus 😭😭😭

[@shareb1t]

last game dude was so stupid to play all his cards lol

[@rennoctopus]

That’s usually how they win, so I guess it’s ok 🤷‍♂️

[@tomrowell1558]

Nah that’s the only win condition of that deck, opponent just has to hope scorch isn’t a thing xD

[@rennoctopus]

I’m guessing more people will run scorch after watching this video 😂

[@evilotis01]

also, people are still playing that godawful Imperial Practitioner deck? ughghghghghhhh

[@rennoctopus]

Literally the most braindead deck in gwent 🤢

[@YenConjuring]

how tf dare you call yencon useless?!

[@rennoctopus]

💀💀😂 It’s outclassed by everything

[@YenConjuring]

@@rennoctopus which is why you're going to buff her next patch, correct?

[@rennoctopus]

Well I’m going to vote for it but I don’t think it’s going to get chosen 🤷‍♂️

[@YenConjuring]

@@rennoctopus yes we all know it'll be more of NG nerf reverts because they're so petty lmao

[@rennoctopus]

Yup, that’s sadly the case

[@Chronically_ChiII]

Good! Showing the most unutalized cards is something content creators can do to make the community think about other cards than stupid fucking slave driver.

[@rennoctopus]

Hahaha sadly I don’t think this will change much

[@NahNoWayy]

your editing is a thing of beauty lmao paired up with the unique gameplay, it had me cracking up. already a fan, good work dude ✌️

[@rennoctopus]

I appreciate it!