The Mystery Nugget Surprise.

[@RedRhino49]

If I had a penny everytime he says "I can't believe no one bought this," I would have enough to buy a nugget lol

[@h0rze423]

Smae

[@happysongs4kyrone]

Saem

[@thishandleisnotavailble]

Sema

[@peachierose3356]

smea

[@c10v3r]

Emas

[@septicop]

“Kids are watching, don’t say peni-“ Funniest cut-off I’ve heard in a while.

[@imSomebody-m4c]

penus

[@BKINDY]

I think I missed when he said this, does anyone have a time stamp

[@cartkart1]

“Buy a duck if you give a fu-“ Edit: dang it I messed up the line It’s “give a buck” not “buy a duck”

[@notDreadful]

I laughed loud, and I mean LOUD

[@rileyn54]

@@BKINDY said it at 2:08

[@Cynoyoshi]

The “traditional Chinese” song that played- I recognized it almost immediately. It’s called “ambush from all sides”, part of the soundtrack to Kung Fu Hustle, one of my favorite movies. If you’ve never seen it, it’s great.

[@Zakkious]

No fucking way. So that's why it sounded so familiar!

[@sup9441]

@@Zakkious it's one of the most overplayed songs in Chinese guzheng music.

[@seniorchonkza997]

@@sup9441 oh so like walking in Memphis

[@B4dr4bbit]

Such a fun movie.

[@courierz9451]

AHHHH I FUCKING KNEW IT! HELL YES

[@Zach-rv3ix]

Calling the US Army “the biggest business in the world” had me full send.

[@lane13]

but was he wrong!!!

[@32andu]

But Mr. Dank Pods isn't by any means wrong calling the US Military a "business” Edit: I can’t spell “business” to save my life

[@NatesRandomVideo]

Biggest business sector maybe. US Army by itself in that business is just a medium sized contractor.

[@inanis9801]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpe1apyPat5satU

[@lifeisgood12341]

Definitely the biggest logistics company

[@charautreal]

"Kids are watching so don't say peni-" -Dankpods 2021

[@redrix1787]

Stuff like that is why I give this man 5 dollars

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@caspay21 Penne 😏

[@AnnaSue81]

Classic quote

[@TheRubyGamesOG]

Peninsula! He was going to say peninsula

[@charautreal]

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say Remove one n and it's the Spanish version-

[@legendlalo]

You know you’ve been watching DankPods too long when you start to actually understand his stories despite the heavy Aussie accent and the crappy mic

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

SO LIKE THIS ONE I'M DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD, HEY, JUST LIKE SUPER WINDY CUZ I DIDN'T HAVE A WINDSHIELD AND ALSO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE CAR. UNCONTROLLABLE MATE, I WAS HAVING THE HARDEST TIME. AND IT, LIKE, KINDA DAWNED ON ME I'M ACTUALLY IN A SHOPPING TROLLEY GOING RIGHT DOWN A STEEP HILL MATE AND THERE'S A GUTTER AT THE END AND A RAVINE. AND, LIKE, IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW MATE SO, IF YOU COULD CALL AN AMBULANCE, LIKE, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

[@aliberk3112]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio beautiful

[@minibeast283]

work of art@@OtakuUnitedStudio

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

"ey so ye like this one toim hey"

[@bobthebrick1988]

"they spelled AC/DC wrong they forgot the lightning bolt" This is why I love this channel

[@Imanidiotwhyamidoingthis]

So true

[@pipcabrap]

You forgot the lightning bolt

[@t1995roger10]

AC⚡DC

[@ilikemacsalot]

lol

[@narrabeenstudent7027]

Your pfp* is amazing

[@5PctJuice]

Every time the pkcell falls I go "aww, your pkcell." I'm way too invested in the safety of your batteries.

[@namesurname4666]

Chinese batteries of brands you never heard are a treasure, we should collect them

[@vincentdreemurr]

@@namesurname4666 you mean brands of batteries?

[@namesurname4666]

@@vincentdreemurr yes, google says pkcell is the best battery supplier in china 🤣

[@maotio]

Pkcell*** lol

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

It pains me to see pkcells suffer

[@wofi784]

"Song 01" the long lost prequel to Blur's "Song 2"

[@EpicB]

woo hoo

[@scg1363]

@@EpicB who hoo

[@reaperreaper5098]

Actually, it's the inbetweenquel between Blur's "Song 2" and Stone Sour's "Song #3" Just because the number is smaller, does't mean it's a prequel.

[@yowieyahoo]

woo hoo

[@BassicallyKiyash]

I GOT MY HEAD CHECKED

[@itslvc5588]

Top 3 DankPods quotes: 1- "Oh my pkcell" 2- "Can you believe no one bought this" 2- "A brand new nugg🎶"

[@QuilloManar]

“Na-no”

[@Iokser]

we really do need these on t-shirts

[@NyxTheNerd]

"Someone's been in here!"

[@simondoes]

AAA

[@sinpi314]

"That's a quality Eggbag"

[@DaemonWorx]

2:03 “Eenie, meenie, moinie, Dingus. Grab yer best mate by the weenus. Kids are watching; Don’t say peni- Eenie, meenie, minie… … dingus”

[@dautisticguy]

Jesus 😂

[@ThatLemonHat]

let’s let that out stinky factory here

[@S1LLY_MAST3R_SHAK3_L0VER]

XD

[@justjack5914]

‘They spelled AC/DC wrong mate that’s supposed to be a lightning bolt’ genuinely made me laugh very hard

[@glitchedoom]

Ol mate Acadaca

[@Ferrari255GTO]

It's a simpson's reference, and if it isnt it's a coincidence.

[@MX3rules]

@@Ferrari255GTO of course it’s not a Simpsons reference. Has he ever even mentioned Simpsons or made an obscure reference to a particular joke in the series in his videos, no.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@MX3rules 1: there is a first time for everything 2: you say "obscure reference" like if the simpsons wasn't a well known show.

[@MX3rules]

@@Ferrari255GTO yeah but it's not like he's a big fan of the series and would remember a passing joke now, would he? If he was such a big fan of the series he would have included it more in his videos.

[@blackheart1842]

Not hearing the recordings hurts me in ways i didn’t know was possible.

[@boywonder915]

lets convince him to do them on a different nugget

[@teenarcher6317]

The Lost Nugget Recordings circa 2021

[@xuanbachpham9752]

6:20 That ''Oh my PKCELL'' is very emotional.

[@timowagner1329]

The USB-Cable colour is called "cigarette wall"

[@beansman8757]

Neat

[@Helicopterpilot16]

*Coffee teeth

[@eemeli7093]

*old yellowing brick wall

[@Anino_Makata]

*over-bleached white cotton shirt

[@THESLlCK]

*Meth face

[@matthewdabadie3157]

The perverse joy he gets from destroying cheap headphones makes my day

[@expired_esoup]

he sounds like a child who just got his favorite birthday present

[@adamneustel3938]

It’s my favorite part of all his videos

[@BasedBenny]

9:06 Dankpods predicts chatgpt

[@Pooos]

WTF

[@nanattechi]

chatGOOPT

[@Catmeowfs]

Yeah

[@dingusboi7045]

chatgpt is garbage

[@S1LLY_MAST3R_SHAK3_L0VER]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@brennanperry8001]

Him cackling like a mad scientist when the dirtybuds finally popped fills me with so much joy.

[@simplybloxxed]

God it almost feels weird seeing the iPad looking pristine

[@Roshan_420]

Looks fresh

[@uselessDM]

Yes, I was slightly irritated for a second.

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

@Ron 133 Introducing, the new driPad!

[@mattross4892]

I love that WALLE reference “Manuel.... MANUEL”

[@da_bosslegend9020]

GIVE ME THE PLANT!

[@AmethystRebellion]

DIRECTIVE!

[@coreforce9872]

CONFIRM ACQUISITION!

[@da_bosslegend9020]

@@coreforce9872 Uh

[@coreforce9872]

What?! Other people were doing the same thing.

[@Daniel_Nye]

0:42 Actually, this is an MP¾ player, not even a full MP1 player

[@xenay911]

I‘m dead XDDD

[@PRZEMEKDCXVI]

I thought it was MP 34 Player. Playing only Parabellum or Mauser kind of shit.

[@michealpersicko9531]

Yeah and the last time i saw technology and 3/4 it it involved a lot of people running into walls and smashing their heads

[@itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208]

How and where did you find the 3/4 fraction character???? A specialty keyboard??? That must've taken a WHILE to locate in the Microsoft Windows character map. =oP

[@clarise-lyrasmith3]

@@itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208 Fraction symbols are preset onto phones if you long-press the numbers. On computers, you'll have to either copy and paste them from an existing page, or using something called alt codes, which are available if you have a number pad on the right of the keyboard. Getting the ¾ symbol is as easy as holding alt, typing 1, 9, and then 0 on the number pad while holding alt, and then letting go of alt. hope this helps!

[@juandiegoargandona4160]

I hate that they missed the opportunity to call it "MP3N"

[@NathanRedberry]

mpen3

[@azurestar3417]

"MP3 Nugget"

[@NathanRedberry]

@@TylerTMG hello 4th, I'm dad

[@ebowgamingandvlogs5498]

It’s the second JAMPY

[@cheezkid2689]

I read this as "m-peen"

[@DavidFlowers777]

The actual betrayal of the last nugget being the copy nugget was gut wrenching

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

I love your voice recordings. As an Aussie myself it's hilarious to hear the stereotypical accent done by a fellow Aussie.

[@HuntsmanBow]

sounds like what a wannabe would say

[@SJ_621]

I need a podcast full of the nugget mic stories

[@ballsacksniffer420]

Same. The nugget mic stories become ×1000000000000000 funnier when the mic quality is bad

[@isabelapiva5096]

YES! Or a whole song recorded solely on nuggets

[@thomasgregory8397]

recorded only on bad nuggets

[@BTBHSOHBOY]

The fact that we didn't get to see more of the MP3 Pen breaks my heart. What a ridiculous concept. I want 12

[@dxtremecaliber]

same man

[@nickolasstephens6211]

No but you clip the pen in your breast pocket...maybe in a pocket protector even... plug in your dirty buds and play some tunes. Don't try to play tunes and write at the same time, unless you got really dark glasses.

[@danielt2k8]

new episode

[@bruv7521]

Your wish got granted

[@cpucat]

9:06 i didnt know that there were AI batteries, you should try having a chat with it

[@ellisvgamer8168]

THE BOY HAS GOT A NEW IPAD CASE EVERYONE REJOICE

[@KRYPTIC05]

Wow!!!!

[@domthebomgaming5356]

Ik it was on patreon

[@THESNEAKYSNEK427]

He got it in the last cashies

[@lucaschamberlin1203]

Patreons just have the early on everhtning

[@KRYPTIC05]

@@domthebomgaming5356 well I didn’t know. Don’t do Patreon.

[@holidaymail]

Hands up who said “oh my pukcell”:before ol’ Danky did lol

[@xBZZZZyt]

*PKCELL

[@madeulook5872]

Puqcel

[@randaranatunga7259]

GuhThaPuh

[@sh00damusic]

i lost my hands in the Vietnam war, so here's a thumbs up!

[@janthemanwlj]

Yep, me

[@LazerLord10]

I had a 128MB version of one of those non-branded pill-shaped nuggets. I played the soundtrack to various sonic games on it.

[@throin1]

He should sell a "I can't believe no one bought this!" T-shirt

[@Henrex2000]

I can't believe no one will buy this shirt

[@devyn.]

Now watch, as its the only shirt anyone will ever buy and need.

[@marktubeie07]

Yes Wade, MERCH mate, I will buy! With _Ah my PKCELL_ on the back.

[@cartkart1]

And there has to be 0 in stock at all times

[@fridtjofriibe5961]

“I can’t believe someone bought this” might work better

[@kicals]

The day dankpods makes "I can't believe no one bought this" merch, is the day I can die happily

[@brianh4955]

Can you believe no one bought this?

[@heyits_cat8966]

It just says it on a crap mp3 player

[@minuisprobably8120]

If they renamed the MP3 Pen to PenP3 theyd sell a lot more

[@ACTayTay]

That and a 1 Grit plushie

[@ravinderpalsingh5040]

@@ACTayTay your dream has came true, there is now a 1 grit plush and A Smelly Frank plush (3 week campaign ended)

[@lieu7enan755]

03:00 im probably just biased for mice because i breed them... but "small as a phone book for mice" is one of the cutest phrased i have ever heard 😂😂😂

[@TheBeefTeam]

An “oRiGiOnAl” design! *Can you believe no one bought this?*

[@eemeli7093]

@UCKIfu6xFjGtALLQ7G5goBHw dont even try Edit : Oh my god their account got deleted

[@wumbumbaroo404]

@@eemeli7093 the just deleted the comment and re posted it

[@wumbumbaroo404]

@for you stop

[@TheBeefTeam]

@@wumbumbaroo404 someone let the bots out 😅

[@dumplinggrafitti]

@@eemeli7093 wait what was the comment abt

[@jbnelson]

Me: darn it sucks that we only get to hear one of the three MP3’s mics *hears one of the three MP3’s mics* Me: …one was enough.

[@coreforce9872]

1:15 Seeing the text blink everywhere was just so funny somehow.

[@duscarasheddinn8033]

The Diablo has now destroyed both of the earbuds in a set. It now has a better kill score than the Mojo it ended up replacing.

[@DamienAcross]

Didn't the Mojo kill two earbuds in a set the first time it actually killed off dirtybuds?

[@duscarasheddinn8033]

@@DamienAcross Yes it did. But the Diablo killed a single bud in the "Biggest Companies Make the Worst Junk." video. Adding that to these puts the Diablo at three with the Mojo at two.

[@MonstertruckBadass]

What is that thing anyway? Amplifier?

[@PavloProtasenya1212]

@@MonstertruckBadass I believe it’s a DAC and Amplifier. DAC means that it also cleans up ya tunes~

[@PavloProtasenya1212]

@Justin Rhee Yeah, that’s what they also offer. My FiiO q3 offers to up the bass with a single toggle, or add gain. Also has a switch between slow and sharp rollouts. I believe MoJo and Diablo have much more to tune your tunes.

[@ProtoMario]

Honestly, I need everyone to know that I am writing and listening to music at the same time, like a spy...

[@goose1168]

This is underrated.

[@AlyxRythrill710]

HEY BOYS ITS A SPY

[@lukeisagiantsfan]

Not just any spy, but an *international superspy*

[@terrawolf]

YEAA

[@zacheurittz9865]

He could be any one of us.

[@sabotaj2153]

He’s like a child on Christmas morning when the buds pop

[@LPOband]

I believe the color on that usb cable was “liminal space” white.

[@AllonKirtchik]

Backrooms Yellow

[@Peztllence]

b e i g e

[@LPOband]

@@Peztllence c̵̢̨̧̧̛̙̝͇͕̻̤̘͕̫̰̻̱̪͕͉̳̳̣̖̤̹͚̜͖͓̥̜͙̻̩͍̭͎̪͖̥͇̙̪͚̻̘̬͉͉̲̘̝͍̾̆̽̃̋̒̓̋̒͛͆̃͐̐̾̽́̅́̄̉̒͌̿͑̇̆̾̀̓̋̇̏͗͊̑̎̾̓̓̐͆̓̀̈͂̃̀̎͆̓̓̅̆̽̃̒̈́̒̈͂͆̿̋͑͐̆̈́̀̈́̀̿͌̕̚̕̚͘̚͘̕͜͝͝͝ͅ ̷̨̨̨̡̡̢̡̧̖̠͙̘̼̼͓̤̦͚̲̠̣̦̩̮̮͕̤͎̩͚̹̟̣̯̗̣͙͖͎̞̘͔̟̖̩̲̪͓͍̗̖̫̹̬̘̼̫̩̜͚̮̖̘̞͕̺̮̘̤̼̻̥̳̼̜̻̪̘̬̯̻͖̳̦̙̫̲̗͇̖̝͎̀͜͜͜͜ͅͅą̵̰̩̩͚̹̲̹̳̩̠̼̯̩̖̼͚͖̪̰̖̰̳̼̭̟̜̅̓̽̉͑̏͑̈́̑͒̐̐̏̏̐̍̈̂̈̂͑̾̌̈́͌̓͐͒͐̋̓̒̑͗̄͆̓̌̉̀̂́̈̌̅̈̆̄̑͂̿͋̿͊̂̃͋̇͌̕͘̕͘̚͜͠ ̸̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̜̘̠̩̝̯̙͙̞͕̝̯̪̰̺͍̓̓͒̋̆̂͂̄̀̈͂́̈́͋̏͂̾͒̂͂͒̔̊͂̌̂͒̈́͂͒̈́̉̎̃͐͑̊̌́̎̀͛̏̇̍͑̓͐̀́͗͌̎̋̉̅̀̌͑̐̑̏̉͗͆͒͌͂̅͋̋͊̈́̔̑̈͊̄͆̽̍̾̈́̇̾̌̋̒͑́͂̇̓́̽͗̈́̀̚͘̚̕̕͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠b̶̨̢̨̧̨̡̧̡̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̮̯̘̹͍̺̟̭̲̪̝̺̘͚̯̙̣̭̱̣̯͚̖̼̪͔͕̘̺̦̠͓̦̦͎̜͈̞̞̠̪̗̝̣͈̫̤̯͉͍̯̰͈̯͓̟̹͈͍̰̥̖͎̬̠̭͉̬̣̖͔͈͉̠͈̹͇̪̻̹̙̘̬̝̠̦̦͉̞̜͇͚̦͔͕͙͕̪͓̺̪̽͊̏̒̔͂̈́̑̈́̇̾̈́̒̏̀̆̀̈́͒̾̾͑̀͋́̄̈́̐̽̂̊͑͊̈́̀͌̅́̏̐͊͌͋̈̉̊̓̑̄̓̽̀̏͌̊͗̇̇͆͛͐̈́̋̇͌̑̔̐͛̿̊́̿̇̀̑́̑̂̌̆̽̅̇̾̀̒̄̑̊̑͒̐͐͂̈͆̈́̋̌̈͑̓͂͗͂͋͐̌̒̈́̓̓̀̒̕̕̕͘̚͘̚̚̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅ ̴̢̨̺̤͓̙̘̤̼̹̙͕̳̩̤͍͓̳̦̦̜̹̮̯͕͙̬̰̰͚̩̩̰̻͙͍̙͈̱̗͙͚̙̟̜̒͗̅̆̉̉͐̌͌̈́͂̏͂̀̑͆̕̚̕͜͝͠ļ̴̢̢̨̨̡̡̢̛̛̛̹̗̺̝̬͔̞̬̘̮̙͎͙̭̙̝̪̭̘͙̬̜̻̻̭͔̮̳̩͕̭͓̻̜͈͕̦̣̼͎̜͖̜͈̖̦̞̳̬̩̬̜͍̮̯̯̜̤̳͎͍̫̮̼̹͎͉̝͈̯̮͙̙̜̲̫̻̬̩̙̻͚̱̩̱͔̙̟̟͇̘̼͓̱̗̮͈̜͈͉̗̲̯̞̲̘̺̘̺͕̤͖̤̳̟̱͒̌̅̏̓̉͋̇͆̽̇̓̂͋̎̓͗̅̅͊̄͒̈͋́́͑̈́̎̈́̈͋͌̀̃̽̽͛̔͐̓͌̾͗͊͐̈̐̈́̔͆̉͒̃̍̿̊̅̚͘͘͘̕͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅ ̵̨̨̨̨̛̛̥͕̱̜̜͍̫̹̖͉̤͍̺͙̼̼̖̥̳̟͖̞͔͉̪̮̮̤͍̩̗̻̙̗̟̖̱̬̦̦̪̘͚̺͕̣̩̫̹̠̹̞͓͉͑̅̈́́͊͒͊̅̀̒̿̐̊͒̍͂͒̊̄̈́̌̌͗̒͗̅̽̀̂͗͗̎̈́̒̐͒̓̽̕͘̕̚͜͝ͅͅe̷̡̡̢̢̨̨̢̛̛̛̥̮̬̥̜̪̝̱̠͔̤̠͖̞̝͚̖̹̱̦̻̟͙͉̱̫̪̞̱̩̞̫̮͇͍̳̜̻͙̬͉̪͓̰͈̘̮̞̜̟̖̱̪̗̖̳̳͍̟̜̟͍͖̯̤̱̲̫̐̔͋̋̈̀̽̔̎̇̆͊͐̏̒̈́̍͂͐͛̉̀̀̎͐̏̄̃̄̈́̀̓̓̄̉͊̔̈̒͌̎̅̊̓̓̀́̋͊̆͐̒̌́̎̀̏̋̓́̋͛͂̓̒̓̊̃͋̅̽͆͋͑̒̎̄̊̃̀̅̎͒̈͐͒͊̋̌̈͛͆̈́̃̽̐͑͊͂̎̍͋͋͌̽̿̾̏̕͘͘̚̚̚͘͘͘̕̚̕̕͘͠͠͝͝͠͝ͅ ̶̢̡̢̡̛̛̥̰̩͈͕̝̳͓̠̩͍̱̭̙̜͕̞̳̩̜̝̩͕̬̦͇̺̾͌̽̄͐͌͗͛̀͌̆̿͌̓͆̍̀̀̀̾͒͊̉͋͋̾̾̈͛̀̈́̓̎̈́͂͆́̄̎̔̃͊̐͒͑̓́̀̈́̒̉͛͂͂͂̏̽̀̀͐̕͘͘̕̚̕̚̚͘̕͝͝͝

[@vincentyzer1627]

Ash tray white.

[@JamesR624]

It's obviously ecru. Ya know, for when you have a difficult spill.

[@caeridlock3930]

"Menu easy and comfortable interface." "Battery long time playing." And they say that poetry is dead.

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

They're speaking the language of the Gods.

[@kodakasaur9518]

Gives me “Girls do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.” vibes.

[@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy]

That gives me "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" vibes

[@sergio_-.]

4:59 I remember participating in a concert, and the font was very similar and so were the colours… was I participating in a nugget concert?

[@BNSF1238]

The one recording we got was honestly the best thing I've experienced in my life. I love this channel to death.

[@jiggly9771]

Its the episode no one asked for, but everyone wanted

[@sadaholic]

5:38 i love the genuine excitement at this discovery

[@baelGIGAN]

one day he's gonna arm a nugget that causes an electrical fire

[@Koicifer]

Truly armed

[@emmasmith8367]

Okay but we officially reached joker laugh level with that first bud burning 😂

[@andrewstewart1464]

The sheer effort and rage he put into shaking the gatorade player look-alike out of it's bag made me laugh so hard I got crushing chest pains.

[@SethPlaysBass]

I already have a cold and it almost killled me😂😂

[@jakeferini2736]

Just realized Soulcker is supposed to be pronounced “soul seeker.”

[@KylerBro12]

I thought it was pronounced "Soul Locker"

[@davidshepherd265]

It almost looks like "soul licker" :D

[@skenda]

No?

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

@@davidshepherd265 tasty

[@heartache5742]

holy heck

[@chaingigan7545]

“It’s the episode none of you have asking for” Mr. Dank, none of us have any idea what you’re going to do next, how are we going to ask for *any* episode?

[@purgatory671]

More Cashies specials.

[@rebeccamarrone4736]

The magic is that we may not know what to ask for, but it’s always great!

[@thengspjo4716]

Reacting to mp34 lmao

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

The traditional Chinese music was a pipa piece called "Ambush," if anyone was curious.

[@whollymindless]

Diablo needs an "Earphones Killed" counter/sticker.

[@NEEDbacon]

I am wondering what happened to the Mojo though

[@possibly8180]

Sure does need tally marks

[@NEEDbacon]

@Dizzy Gear He did mention that the Mojo had acted up when he switched over to using the Diablo. Plus it's supposed to be more powerful then the mojo anyways. Sure seems to pop head ponies more often. So might be bit of column A, bit of column B

[@Siddiqq_]

"Kids are watching don't say peni-" *man that got me good.*

[@tjwatson2249]

The GPT battery in 2024 is funny. I imagine that’s what powers our coming demise

[@ayazhsynv]

2:00 AM. Ideal time to watch Dank Pods.

[@eemeli7093]

????? Where do u live?

[@that1chad703]

Same

[@fam4885]

1 am for me ideal for me too

[@wumbumbaroo404]

@for you why do you keep spamming this link?

[@kitkat_moushi]

Where I am it’s currently 11:15 pm

[@hunhun14]

MP3 pen, I haven’t wanted a nugget until today

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

When I was in school the teachers would do basically anything they could to take stuff away from us. My guess is that they wanted to have the kid forget about it so they get some free shit.

[@HelloMxMath]

Took a look and you can buy that exact one for around 20 freedom eagles. But it is only 256 MB (it looks like it comes in a 128 MB and 512 MB as well). For around 40 eagles, you can get one that has 16 GB.

[@VanillaTheFoxx]

DankPods before: Those earphones are sooooo awful DankPods now: laughing like a maniac- GONE! HAHAHAHA

[@tylern6420]

The headphone killer

[@Dannytournier]

He should auction off his old iPad case I would imagine people would pay a lot of money for it

[@cat1554]

no, he said he's keeping it as a memento

[@Dannytournier]

All I’m saying is if he did He would get a lot of money if he sold it

[@AnnaSue81]

Yea

[@monkeyfan250]

The amount of 1 grit that it took over time in itself is a memento

[@seraaron]

I feel called out? I'm pretty sure I had one of these mp3 pens when I was a kid (or it might have been a different make). But I thought it was the coolest thing ever...! It broke within a week :(

[@sixstringedthing]

I once purchased a "spycam pen" with a True Potato Quality camera inside it. Thought it was the coolest thing ever... It broke within a week.

[@RetroPlus]

One time I bought a telescope that looked like a pen, I thought it was the coolest thing ever. It broke within a week...

[@kaiogomes956]

Long time ago I bought a bazooka pen. It was the coolest thing I ever got...! It broke within a week tho ):

[@kaitlyn__L]

I never got one but I stared at pics in the Argos catalogue or something 🥲 it seemed sooo cool. It’s a pen! But it’s an MP3 player! An mp3n!

[@WTFBOOMDOOM]

I once bought a week. It expired within a week.

[@codnewbgamer]

"They spelt AC/DC wrong mate, it's meant to be a lightning bold" I just choked on my snag

[@nuthin2du]

Isnt a snag the female genitalia??????????????? edit: it appears it is not.

[@urgae9125]

@@nuthin2du You were thinking of snatch, bud.

[@Auoric]

imagine for april fools' he rotated the iPad 180 degrees and didnt tell anyone

[@MusicIOtherwiseCannotFind]

He apparently did it once by mistake and lots noticed

[@--Lucifer--]

@scrubthispie kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZTaoYxrjJyGZ9U

[@averin5193]

*busts out the Mojo or Diablo for stressing dirty buds* ahhh, music to my ears.

[@bubsfarmer1465]

0:58 it’s means its either a mp3 or mp4 player

[@BMJDUDE5000]

I always love the stories with the microphones on the different pieces of technology, headphones and on the nugs xD

[@neizanmendez6317]

6:03 "Please do not rub it with hard objects" the nugget is makin me act up

[@battlefox7614]

nugget got me actin unwise

[@z-fam2013]

3:12 you’ve got it all wrong, they printed it STRAIGHT from notepad, they copy pasted it from a random website, to the notepad, then to the printer.

[@ShimmyShimmyK8]

When are we getting the "can you believe no one bought this?" merch

[@cactus3796]

we need

[@IchWillNicht0119]

With the text in a thin monospaced serif like in most of the nugget manuals... or in Comic Sans.

[@michaellittle7522]

I love it when my irony is made of 100% cotton

[@nimeniv3583]

i want a na-no. one ngl

[@Random22]

"the video no one asked for" That's what makes surprises so good. And this was no exception.

[@Leafwink]

Nothing makes my ears bleed more than cheap headbuds make loud noise of a squirrel rubbing their newly founded nuts together.

[@petermower5708]

"That's how you know you're thinnin out the soup a little bit too much," WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IT KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT

[@FlashroomStudios]

He's saying "that's how you know the quality is too low to be viable" referring to 'thinning' soup by adding water to it so you have 'more' soup and fill more bowls. But that tactic only works to a point before it becomes obvious.

[@kahlilsanzsapp6195]

petition for him to make a channel only dedicated to those stories he tells when testing the nugget mics

[@FireFloofJax]

I agree with this. I sign. -yes

[@FlexibleToast]

My favorite part.

[@oofking8390]

Yes

[@eeveemevee9354]

I sign

[@DamienAcross]

Sounds like a Garbage Time video that I want a whole series of

[@fntthesmth423]

11:25 I wonder if there's somebody named Manuel who feels a bit of joy every time Dankpods can't figure out some crappy nugget

[@opengtaxd]

That’s me!

[@soultakers66]

Dankpods: no one asked for this. Us patiently waiting for this episode: this is gonna be a good one.

[@jonesso11]

the keychain "thing" on the end of the cheap nugget headphones is actually so you can attatch the end of wire to the nugget itself so there is less stress on the cable, also it's less likely to disconnect if you where to drop your nugget

[@SwedePotato314]

Wow. I've seen these on electronics for years and this use never even occurred to me. Pretty genius honestly. TIL.

[@TheDudeWithNoName]

Thank you for all the laughs as usual, Those crappy microphone stories you make up are so damn hilarious it had me rolling, Lots of love mate!

[@that_green_neko]

"No one knows what these are" I'm not an expert, but those are MP3 players.

[@mmanda515]

I absolutely adore how excited & into all of this you genuinely get! The funny little gems you come up w/ & put in at the perfect times, a great added bonus! SO much of, has me LOL. You could speak about, show prob just about anything... it's your stellar personality that keeps us coming back! Well, & Frank... of COURSE! ;) Watching all the way from the States, enjoying beginning to end; always. ~ Stay safe & be well.

[@yugimuto9763]

Not gonna lie. I had an fm radio pen as a kid, it was my first audio nugget and that was honestly my favorite thing in the world

[@thefaulpotato8290]

I'm loving the new iPad back

[@MaximNightFury]

He actually hasn't changed it out for this video sarcasm by the way

[@ansel569]

Hello Mr. Pods, the other day I was having a very rough morning, but as I was making breakfast an ad came on the TV that used Scarlet Fire, and immediately I thought of your channel and all the smiles and laughs it's given me and it brightened my day. Thanks for being such an awesome channel.

[@crying2emoji5]

I love your snake, Frank. My snake says hi. My ears say, why have you done this to me

[@ilovemonkeyos]

“The tomb is still sealed.” Give us access to the Forbidden Nugget!

[@PossumFromRijeka]

*toomb

[@Bane_Amesta]

Now I imagine Lara Croft the Nugget Raider... okno that sound weird lol

[@eatatable2301]

@@PossumFromRijeka no he spelled it right

[@sh00damusic]

@@PossumFromRijeka *twoo-omb

[@PossumFromRijeka]

@@eatatable2301 ok

[@Garrettdx1988]

My favorite part of any of these is his PKCELL rolls out of place

[@vertz1515]

These guys are just ahead of their time and are using mp34s.

[@KeybladeKidZack]

Song "01.mp3" at 10:45 is 100% hella from Kung Fu Hustle. That movie is a stone cold classic and idk if that song originates from someplace before it, but that's where I'll stay remembering it from.

[@KeybladeKidZack]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHPVpnawetpol9E Track is Ambush From All Sides, it's used to comedic effect early on in the film but is later used when the heroes are killed off by the mandolin men.

[@Maduc]

To this day I still don't know if he means literally for figuratively "smelly."

[@Gulyus]

LIterally smelly. Some types of rubber - lower quality stuff - reeks terrible once they come in contact with the air. Usually they are also extremely old, being in packaging for years.

[@screamsintothevoid9968]

Same

[@snarfsnarf6]

I'm sure the actual hardware of the headphones gets pretty pungent when he blasts them with the Diablo

[@walesjedi9217]

yes

[@Shadow-sx4gh]

Pretty sure they smell like burning if the diablo blows them up

[@Springsteppy]

I just love how excited he got over the little man

[@TempestTemple]

The mailman looking at the screen triggered my fight or flight

[@insalinet]

7:37 the drumming went crazy tho

[@Tengokujin]

0:00 Intro - 0:01 Global MP3 Pen - 0:28 MP3/MP4 Digital Music Player - 1:11 Mystery debutants - 1:58 Scientific choosing algorithm 2:13 Digital Music Player SOULCKER 4:58 Aiworth Music Festival 8:33 MP3 WITH FLASH DISK 12:51 Earbud stress test - 12:53 iFi iDSD Diablo - 13:08 Knox KN-SMPF 15:11 Overview 15:21 Patreon credits 15:32 Patreon video sneak peek 15:39 Outro 15:43 Frank

[@platinum7641]

Thanks

[@wyattbeltz8014]

I one day hope that Smell-o-vision becomes a thing because I want to experience the smell of a bad nugget

[@maxeluy]

"GPT?" Was ahead of time

[@arlisbloxer05]

ah, new ipad case, new nuggets, it feels like a brand new season of dankpod! Sidenote, if you ever cant pull the recording off the nuggets, i'd consider plugging them into an input jack via an aux cable and recording the recording in some sort of audio capture program. it's janky but hey it works.

[@fire2day]

"Can you believe no one bought this" - DankPods channel tagline.

[@vaxel7]

That glassy "Samsung Galaxy-like" looking nugg when off kinda looked to me like a big FiiO BTR5 or somethin' lol

[@Pub2k4]

12:17 The animation is of a guy throwing the nugg in the trash 😂

[@ryderdopp8145]

“Ohh, it’s got a battery!” I swear you like the no brand batteries more then the nugget’s themselves

[@qmurphy8833]

I've seen the screen at 10:35 in a cheap shortwave radio, same deal, multiple brandings for the same cheap radio, but the computer connection function and music navigation is identical

[@randaranatunga7259]

3:44 This is a certified Pkcell moment

[@adamgreenhill110]

Mate those 1960's drums were a surprise but a welcome one, please play more

[@toomdog]

For real, Danky. Those sounded beautiful.