The Mystery of Kingdom Hearts 3's Chinese Version

[@NickyShadow99]

Wild that someone is compared to Winnie the Pooh, and is *offended*. Like, Pooh Bear is the most wholesome thing on the planet.

[@thelyokomemelord]

"This is quite potentially the biggest waste of money I've ever contributed towards." *yeah 60 bucks ain't as bad as the time you spent 150 bucks on KH Union Cross and got NOTHINGNESS*

[@soragranda]

He still want to forget about huh?

[@TaliesinMyrddin]

I was gonna say, bro spent money on a gacha game you could see the whole story as a F2Per

[@YoloSoul]

nothingness within nothingness awaited him

[@keybladewielder9425]

Vietnam flashback

[@TheGamersJoint]

Bro had to remind me 😭😭😭😭

[@jevawoah]

i knew the bowser model had to be a meme but. i have to say. the longer you kept going the more you were starting to convince me

[@TaliesinMyrddin]

Same

[@WilyGryphon]

Sora in the Chinese advertisement: "Hey there, Somebody-I-Don't-Know." Cloud with stubby yellow feet: "Is this what I was like before?"

[@TheFroman11]

Hey Jared started Watching you in 2014 it's crazy to think it's been a decade now! Thank you for all the years of content whether Kingdom hearts or you making me laugh with your humor!

[@teryjames7248]

6:50 no matter what language Donald speaks I'll never be able to understand what he is saying

[@greenth-mac2550]

I had no idea of this trailer censor all those past 5 years. Can't believe I'm only finding out about it now.

[@krusenator123]

Been watching you since 2013 when i was 17 years old. Ill be 28 in march and its awsome that you're still uploading and so passionate about KH! Also your recording room is badass and im jealous lol

[@spacevector2188]

I asked my Chinese classmate about this at the time and they confirmed meme status

[@FrostDJakki3529]

No you didn't.

[@f5203]

🧢

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

...I'm still dumbfounded to the fact that they wouldn't take this as a compliment. Like you can't get a better comparison in terms of positive energy than pooh

[@growvile]

the lengths Jared will go for the truth is admirable

[@newagehero9605]

It’s so crazy how something so unserious that is starts a band

[@Tercurnich]

I feel such a relieve and closure knowing the truth after so many years... Unironically from time to time I wondered

[@NoctiisXIII]

i actually didnt know the chinese version just has japanese voice acting, thats so unfortunate for chinese kh fans they dont even get voice acting in their language :/

[@BlueGamerBeast]

Mod developers, get on that glowing cloud pooh mod idea

[@adrianemanuel7121]

I was legit just recently casually looking into this, curious if any footage had finally gotten out there of the Chinese version, but to no avail. Gamersjoint really doin the Lord's work with this one 🤣👌🏿.

[@kahchunrock5582]

Maybe u should dig deeper because Taiwan-Chinese version is not really China-Chinese version. U know Taiwan didn't have any problem about pooh. I wonder did they have the China version of this game

[@tombolt13thexehanort29]

Yeah this is the Korean version that is also sold to "china", that being Taiwan. Edit: just checked, apparently the people's republic of China doesn't even allow kh into the country, all version on mainland China are pirated.

[@Erikthedood]

Yeah that’s the weird thing about the video, this isn’t actually the “China” version of the game. The game wasn’t released at all in mainland China

[@mactassio21]

I think 60 dollars is a pretty reasonable price for the truth.

[@ninjasniperproductions4476]

Talking about the non-subscribers not subscribing and then suggesting to them to subscribe is going to be a trend for a while, isn't it?

[@roykalager2360]

Bowser was in the KH series before. Mario and Sora touched hands. Welp never mind.

[@samfimple4325]

I actually believed Bowser was real there for a second! XD Imagine if they had censored Pooh with him in cutscenes. That be a mod I'd love to see!

[@RikuMasamune]

Now I can sleep at night better, knowing this fact. Thank you very much for the info!

[@link12992]

Imagine being so offended you censor Winnie the Pooh 💀

[@traversetowndistrict4922]

Well, you can write it off as a work expense and get it back when you do your taxes

[@cloudmushu]

When are we having the KH3 PS5 Version?? I want to spend 70 dollars again too

[@MANNY100123]

You've done us a great service, Jared! xD

[@natenyte]

Instructions unclear; I have accidentally hacked the playstation network and framed the chinese government

[@jennxiaoo]

it’s so funny because winnie the pooh is super popular in china along with lotso from toy story (???) and duffy and friends

[@Lightpaladin720]

you know, I saw a Chinese playthough of kh Iii and They didn't even show the world to know if Pooh was in still

[@Dragnarok1]

Now I wonder if the translations are changed.

[@purkle200]

Winnie The Ping

[@abdullah8998]

what about the trophies ?

[@flygonkerel781]

i Know without a doubt, Winnie the Pooh is LIGHT

[@ryan_valornagee6984]

The Mystery of when KH news is so dry you literally have nothing to talk about

[@YoloSoul]

man let the intrusive thoughts win

[@introvertednerd0252]

So the man got salty and went nah. And bazer....that made me die....then oops i was fooled but still funny.😅😂

[@axels3188]

I think that all this information is very interesting.

[@Dragzilla66]

Chinese dictator always hungry for HONEH. HOLY SHIEEET, BOWSER IN KINGDOM HEARTS!? 😶‍🌫🤫

[@humbledexrian]

💀

[@BlankZone34]

So the horro movie of winnie the pooh is okey in china??, only disney winnie pooh is ban

[@dimeterchevaeros8480]

Xi Jin Ping just made all the memes worse 😂

[@GraceofGod247]

😮

[@khfan4492]

Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ultimate8948]

Imagine seeing Winnie the pooh and becoming self conscious lol. Sad...

[@Mnemoniforma9.00]

And he wonders why the West calls him a dictator

[@strider4life696]

Xi JingPooh 😂

[@herb2627]

not to sound mean or anything but really a lot of chinese officials get provoked by the smallest things 😭

[@Wolfsbane101]

For some reason I read this as “imagine seeing Winnie the Pooh become self conscious”

[@e0jay]

And imagine making a governmental edict to censor a cartoon character just because you're self-conscious... insanity.

[@darrynshetler4793]

You got me at first with Bowser lol

[@TheGamersJoint]

😏😎

[@multiversal_guardian7079]

I completely forgot about the Pooh Bear thing happening in China, glad we got a conclusive answer

[@austinleong3319]

FYI Taiwan has a separate government from Mainland China. Censorship policies from the mainland are not enforced in Taiwan. I'm also sure that a lot of (if not all) Disney films have separate localizations for the two regions, not just to satisfy content laws, but also because of differences in vocabulary that have developed since the Chinese Civil War. So if you wanted a bullet-proof answer, you'd need to download the Mainland Chinese release of KH3, if it even exists.

[@vgbcp3rs0na41]

What vocabulary differences?

[@NoireUwU]

i really thought the bowser thing was real lol

[@MirageCross]

Local New Zealand man purchases Chinese Kingdom Hearts 3 so you don’t have to

[@CucasNerdyCorner]

I had the same curiosity about Winnie the pooh but the main reason I bought the Chinese version of KH3, was the platinum trophy. Every version of KH3 expect the Chinese version all shared the same platinum trophy/trophy list. So I was able to double Platinum KH3, since my goal was to double Platinum all the kh games. So you really didn't waste money.... Spending money on union x or missing link, that's a different story lol #justsaying 🤷

[@twilightalfa8852]

Cynical, you're an international treasure. Keep up the great work

[@TheGamersJoint]

💚💚💚

[@orangexlightning]

It's my birthday! 🎉 Does Bowser have a cake he could share?

[@RikuMcduck]

I mean…he kinda looks like Winnie the Pooh

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

I wasn't fooled for 1 second by the Bowser Swap! No way would Nintendo allow their characters in 3rd party titles. It's always been 1st party all around.

[@Some_Random_Guy]

I mean... I can think of a lot worse things to be compared to than a lovable anthropomorphic teddy bear

[@datagoose2931]

This is journalism

[@buster5661]

This is just ridiculous It's like the Chinese are making fun of themselves

[@jaidenschallhorn8009]

My guy is absolutely pumping out the content!! Holy turkey nipples

[@emilviktorsson6681]

I actually fall for the bowser fake reveal to be honest you never know when it comes to china and thier cencorship 😅😂🤣

[@BishopTDE]

T, I, double ger, er is oddly close to another word now that I think about it

[@parzival123]

How can japanese people understand donald duck's japanese?

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

何を知っているの、このでかいパルーカ！

[@EvilCrash3000]

Subs xD

[@leandrocerqueira6653]

Question: the asiatic version of the game the Re:Mind DLC come with the English VO option,correct? (Unfortunately,the global version don't have the inverse)

[@sluice2015]

i think you meant November of 2018 :)

[@tedevelynmosby6944]

Lmfao Jared your my hero dude lmfao

[@BVA-vo6kw]

What's the name of your outro theme,it sounds nice

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

Biggest waste of money for Cynical? KHUX Medals: hold my beer🍺

[@trogkantusraam]

i cant believe Bowser is in kingdom hearts 3 😱

[@nathanielvaughn6728]

On the bright side, even if you wasted 60 dollars on another copy of KH3, at least you wasted it on the official release.

[@ClavisVanitas]

Cant believe you had me with bowser... i was kinda disappointed when you told the truth xD

[@polk1203]

My question is has anyone tried to make a mod for the pc version that just covers pooh in a bright light as a refrence to that? 😂

[@taitioballish3805]

the chinese teenage delinquents are to blame for, since they also included the kids to do bad things about winnie the pooh

[@moneymaker8815]

Wow... I was bamboozled twice 😂

[@buster5661]

We've been smeckledorfed!!

[@BrennySpain]

November 2018! Not 2019.

[@kaiserzelos5884]

Jared you got me

[@gigablast4129]

jebaited fr fr

[@johnszymanski247]

This must be a joke.

[@regyssilva161]

😶😶

[@jamiehunt2306]

lol good to know

[@kwony8202]

Bowser ? 😂😂😂

[@kexith]

Just waiting for a modder to come out with the censored Pooh mod

[@scatlinksean]

Our boy investing in the real research here

[@connorwaltman4966]

What are your thoughts on the Jeffrey Epstein Cilent List?

[@ArcadeTheatre]

4:04 Top 10 Anime Plot Twists in Gaming.

[@riamu94]

Never knew Cynical was part of the V.G.M.B. (Video Game Myth Busters) i cant wait for the next V.G.M.B. video from our boi Cynical!

[@elsuhdude7761]

We got a Chinese playthrough of KH3 from jared before we got the review of KH3 😭😭😭

[@thechosenonerah]

dammit jared I really thought they did replace pooh with bowser. I dont know why but I wanted to believe.

[@saberbladefang250]

Wait a second this would explain why the KH3 game in Nintendo wasn't beta tested for that.

[@Rople50]

Thank you Jared for your service. Now the case is truly closed.

[@ebox147]

Nah just lies, pooh was never banned or anything in China

[@f5203]

munny -> munnies funny

[@flygonkerel781]

i still havetn been able to see the chinese version of pooh lmao

[@MadLeafX]

No wonder Sora got in Smash!! 🤣🤣

[@raythelog]

you had me in the first half ngl

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Hold on...how many NZD was your original version?

[@dolphinparadise3968]

First babyyyyyyyy (no one cares)

[@DeftestAphid2]

Does Kairi's upskirt change from the cold dark soulless void, to something even worse?

[@V33EX]

You say "cold dark souless void" like the modeled and textured panties were better 💀💀💀