The Nastiest Read from Each Season of Drag Race

A compilation of the best, nastiest, and the most lethal reads during the Reading Challenge in Rupaul's Drag Race US Seasons. Ofc, these are based on my opinion :))

[@rockcandy3138]

the fact that of the 4 seasons Jujubee participated in and none of them had a Roast Challenge is so wrong

[@corvoattano44]

get her on a non elimination season and give her only one win at the end for the roast, meaning she gets 3 badges at the end and makes the finale

[@jordanhasch2544]

@@corvoattano44 She should have been on AS 7, whereby no one got eliminated. That season was a total vibe, and even though she didn't win her original season, I think she could have killed that one.

[@jakubpuchalski2583]

​@@jordanhasch2544 or as9

[@nanarae2921]

​@@jordanhasch2544 as9

[@Dragonslayer17.]

Juju for GAS 🌎🌟

[@user-eb4jj1hd3l]

Loosey’s read for mistress was everything “ they start off as stilettos “

[@user-ke5rt3ji8c]

Mistress reading loosey most of the season was funnier

[@redduskironsky1058]

​@@user-ke5rt3ji8cnope😂continue the delusion😂we love to see her fans be just like her!

[@freaking_bob]

I don’t get it 😭 pla someone explainnnn

[@mikeyjones4193]

@@freaking_bobShe is saying Mistress is so large that the weight compresses her stiletto heels into kitten heels

[@kxrhodes]

@@mikeyjones4193not compresses! 😂

[@SennvyDiosa]

Shaped like a deep breath is crazy

[@alannaclay4084]

Underrated asf 😂😂

[@jocelynveronica6711]

I laughed so hard 😂

[@antoniomarcos5321]

Hilarious!

[@benschaeffer8102]

Almost pissed myself. SO well-delivered.

[@lrizzard]

i never get that one 😔

[@bondfool]

“Orion, how’s your last name’s gonna be ‘Story’ when you can’t even read?" - Madelynn Morphosister

[@DanielJosephBaker]

Latrice’s reaction to getting read is always hilarious 😂

[@dumptruck_babs]

👁️👄👁️...

[@TheMisterEMS]

I've never seen someone look so devastated from a read 💀 It takes me OUT every time

[@xxxtntcales2635]

sonique saying ginger minj was built like a deep breath is such a southern read😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cleotorres5632]

the way she’s not even lying tho ginger does look like she’s inhaling without exhaling all the time 😣😭i had to see if i had a deep breath build

[@jaybeetv5808]

@@cleotorres5632not you had to look in the mirror 💀💀💀💀

[@eba9121]

15 years later and Juju is still being looked as the example of how to do the reading challenge lol

[@TheAwesomenessOfJay]

That "Marshalls Marshalls Marshalls" read is so good 😭😭😭

[@mattcrane1301]

Shoutout to Loosey to Salina “I think we can all agree that Yolanda shot the wrong Selena”

[@zyongli5760]

that one was CRAZY

[@karinazarate7619]

foul lmaoooo

[@JustEdgeOfficial]

Jujubee remains the ultimate queen of roasts. But honestly; "The tiniest little waist.... of time" had me in STITCHES.

[@islandnowhere4703]

I still think Latrice was genuinely pissed. Also, transitioning from fan favorite to Violet Chachki's assistant... Is just so cruelly spot on.

[@heronumber009]

I don't think Latrice was actually pissed at that read. Come on, it's Latrice, if she's actually pissed, you will KNOW. Maybe a little surprised, but not pissed. She's a season queen, she know how to put on a show to get the attention, to create a moment.

[@DonNadie756]

​@@heronumber009Are you sure? She looked as if she was ready to come back to the jail xd

[@heronumber009]

@@DonNadie756 You said it yourself "She looked as if...", but it didn't happen right? It called acting. As you already know, Latrice was in jail before. That's why this is just acting but she wasn't actually pissed. As I said we would KNOW if she was actually pissed, and it would not be pretty! Valentina's fans like to think Latrice was serious to boost up Valentina. And I give you that read from Valentina was really funny. BUT the read, is not just moment for the reader (Valentina), but also for the receiver (Latrice). And this showed why Latrice is a seasoned queen. It was Valentina's read and Latrice didn't say a thing, yet her reaction (acting) was able to grab the attention/moment for herself. People actually speak about about Latrice's reaction just as much, if not more than that read from Valentina.

[@DonNadie756]

@@heronumber009 Dude, I was just joking. Have a cow xd

[@stillnotstill]

People get to answer questions even joke ones.

[@PaigeDWinter]

0:32 the best thing about that read is that Violet's hairline was winning the receding race. 🤣

[@peteartieda58]

"And finally, I was walking around backstage and actually found RuPaul's will. You have some very weird criteria in there: she wanted to be buried on the catwalk, and she wanted you all to be her pallbearers. That way, you can let her down on the runway one last time." - Bosco A good general read for the other contestants.

[@peachmangopie02]

the read was too lengthy for me 😅

[@glenny8000]

chad died before he heard the end of that read

[@rinina]

It would've killed in the roast but it's too long for a reading challenge 😔

[@rylands4289]

Its a kinda known joke tho, you can find versions of it floating around

[@esverker7018]

@@rylands4289 yeah it'd be funnier if you didn't see it coming

[@luissanchez1668]

Well, I think Jink's unaired read to Coco was THE nastiest and most savage of S5 "You are a fierce lip syncer, but when you're done I don't know whether to clap or start warming up the defibrillator"

[@Jesus-wv5vf]

wait i don’t get it 🧑🏻‍🦯

[@reshiramnick]

@@Jesus-wv5vf Cuz Coco is old and could die if she makes big physical efforts.

[@user-iw1tv7nm9f]

Not funny at all .. To each their own. I honestly think it's funnier you even consider this funny. Now thats funny 🎉

[@pinkcatminht]

Ok​@@user-iw1tv7nm9f

[@arianagrandmum2301]

@@user-iw1tv7nm9fthank you chatgpt, very cool

[@CarlosGarcia-ds9dn]

Heavier is the body!!! 😂😂😂

[@idklolbutbetter8617]

soooo wrong 😭😭😭

[@CrazyClara101]

"Peppermint. You need one." caught me so offguard the first time I heard it 😂😂😂

[@rugma1696]

Alyssa's "Why you laffin?!" takes me out every single time😂

[@RavoFoxx]

the way a'keria threw that read right back tho was NARSTY

[@queens.chronicles]

the gasp from Jinx always kills me lmao

[@altarium4220]

Brita ate that up 😭😭😭

[@malecheerleader2007]

One of my favs! Reading Dahlia and Sherry at the same time!

[@sonerkamer2678]

@@malecheerleader2007 I’m sorry my thoughts couldn’t recollect the 2nd name you mentioned. Doesn’t sound familiar…. Almost forgetful 👁️👄👁️

[@eddw.2825]

“At the bus stop” 🚌🚏

[@meganreis6859]

Vile😭😭😭

[@shenanigans3710]

All time greatest. No contest

[@Raumaia]

Actually AS5 Jujube's "some stars" to Mariah is WILD. All stars 4 Latrice to Valentina and Scarlet Envy read to Jan are underrated but really effective

[@GMed-o4d]

Kylie’s read was the best delivery I’ve heard

[@STKTSTKT]

Valentina lowkey had everyone gagging like “Mystique was a mistake”?!?!?! GIRLLLLLLLLL ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@inorial5960]

THE KITTEN HEELS STILETTOS ALWAYS GET ME

[@evelynn6832]

You should've added Loosey's read to Malaysia, and disappear like that flight 😩😭😭😭

[@imaminordw]

the read to salina could’ve worked too. loosey is nasty.

[@evelynn6832]

@@imaminordw I mean, Yolanda shot the wrong Salina 😏

[@whatthewindblewin]

Does anyone remember, "In the grand tradition of PARIS IS BURNING, you need to burn that wig immediately."

[@burnerbaby26]

The “Marshall’s Marshall’s Marshall’s” gets me every time 😭

[@stalwartfree8746]

Thevivienne read got me 🤣🤣🤣 it’s very underrated to be honest ! … Trinity was Shocked ☠️

[@idklolbutbetter8617]

the vivienne's read is soo underrated 😂 and sonique's read absolutely killed me!!!

[@abjolute]

Peppermint......you need one. Now that's a read😂

[@AJisreading]

Girl, the way I shrieked the first time I heard Katya’s read of Roxxxy …

[@patrickb4750]

"Little miss Jorgeous. Ah, the tiniest little waist... of time." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@BradTea]

My favourite wasn't from a reading challenge - Jorgeous about Bosco: 'If we want to talk about track record she was in the bottom three times in one episode'.

[@darkphoenix474]

The fact that Darienne wrote that read of herself for Joslyn is so funny 😂😂

[@JustinFriello]

The deep breath is so iconic, so creative, so well-delivered.

[@maika2727]

NOT adding Maddy Morphosis reads during the reunion is a CRIME against Straight Ally 😂 She's quick too or He quick too.

[@hollychetan-welsh2764]

No one will ever beat where were you on January 6th 💀

[@christianurena510]

“Peppermint, you need one” has to be one of the very best! Short, smart and effective

[@cleotorres5632]

ravens to pandora “you look like you’re going through the change of life “ 😭..

[@marcoselr]

I love Rajah’s: “Scarlet Envy, is that you? I almost didn’t recognize you without the beard”

[@sonerkamer2678]

“Peppermint, you need one” Simple, but has a nasty punch to it.

[@FalconFighterPilot1013]

Roxxxy’s read to Vanjie was the best one from AS9, and probably the most entertaining moment of that season

[@musicalme789]

You mean besides every lipsync she was in, the unbelievable runways from Gottmik and Plastique and the quite frankly untouchable design challenges from Plastique? Oh, and the hilarity that was Angeria throughout every challenge as well as the majority of the talent show performances? Maybe you should rewatch it...

[@FalconFighterPilot1013]

@@musicalme789 nah I’m good 😂

[@musicalme789]

@@FalconFighterPilot1013 your loss

[@FalconFighterPilot1013]

@@musicalme789 sure Jan lol

[@FalconFighterPilot1013]

@@musicalme789 lol

[@Hidethemmoneyyall]

“Mimi imfurst”

[@jadebayoba7073]

1:19 I LOVE Valentina here, she sounds like that one younger brother that does not know how to close that mouth and says EVERYTHING that come into their mind she's so cute

[@DonNadie756]

I'm the younger brother and I relate with that xd

[@cloudy_day6304]

Brita's was so gaggy 😂

[@thatclaudiakid]

16 year old me was always so gagged by Jujubee’s first read😂 set up the highest standards for the library!

[@Hidethemmoneyyall]

S11 the girls were reading back😂😭

[@annahadley7]

i still love thorgy’s “bob… please shut up” 😂😂

[@1itslaurahere1]

Also when Jujubee said to India Ferrah “great, you’re here, now we have to rename the show to RuPauls Drag Race Some Stars”

[@Qeisama]

I forgot how glowing and gorgeous Roxxxy was in AS2. She looks snatched!

[@user-ke5rt3ji8c]

Her as2 looks > as9

[@zipporahlewis4908]

That's not funny​@@user-ke5rt3ji8c

[@Fightclubmuse]

Latrice seemed genuinely throttled being called mystique 😭

[@paulbrown5934]

I would have included Shannel's read of Gottmik: "I'm surprised to see you here. I just figured you'd cancel this booking like all your others!"

[@shiteyanyo1111]

Omgggggg 😂 this one gets me all the time

[@idklolbutbetter8617]

wasn't even a read it was just tea 😭😭😭

[@lorofcb3]

Gottmik: Miss Vanjie your liver is so black and shrivelled, it's 15 facetapes away from hosting RuPaul's drag race' has got to be one of the most killer reads of any season,

[@emilygeraghty3098]

RIP Chi Chi

[@jrperez1286]

I ain't going to lie I would have been just like Miss vangie cut the camera

[@henrymasin]

Valentina knew how to READDDDD!! 🥰🥰 the queen

[@jamief3254]

"shaped like a deep breath"

[@OKCRay1]

Season 9 should be Farrah Moan's read of Alexis Michelle: "Pillsbury called, they want their rolls back."

[@hdzzj6925]

So… you’re telling me that Loosey’s read to Malaysia was not better than the ones selected? Choices!

[@leandromv170]

I love Milk's to Shangela: "I thought her name was Angela and people were telling her to shut up".

[@christinakohl6111]

Jujus legs and dairy read will always be my fave!

[@CESCCVIpr3109]

I still think about Joslyn Fox's read with Darriene Lake to this day. 😂

[@nic9260]

The bus stop one still the best ever

[@hiatusmode989]

Jujubee the Queen of Reading ❤️❤️❤️..Also Tastefully

[@cleotorres5632]

omfg brita & monica’s were ruthlessss

[@andyqrz]

SHAPED LIKE A DEEP BREATH BYEEEEE

[@pokiedokie24]

Y U LAUGHIN

[@TheMiuToo]

1:19 Goddammit! That one never gets old for me! Especially seeing Latrice’s reaction.

[@Dave-cw2mj]

"You sure do talk a big game for someone who came in 13th place on a 12 person season" *TRIXIE SCREAM* *LATRICE SCREAM* *BOB SCREAM* *KATYA WHEEZE* *MO HEART SCREAM*

[@IzzyBM1]

They were all very funny. But Brita's was without a doubt the best one in this video. Dhalia definitely retired after this one hahahahahahahaha

[@jaybeetv5808]

WAIT MONICA TALKING ABOUT HOTDOGS IS CRAZYYYY

[@hihenry22]

Season 14 reading challenge is one of my favorites of herstory!! It was so good you could choose many jokes but definitely that Jorgeous one is ny fav!! 💯💯🔥🔥❣️😂😂😂

[@godwinekeh7913]

The viv’s read always gets me

[@Francescalater]

The way you had to include 2 from s15 😭

[@peachmangopie02]

i was so torn which one to pick 😭 and then just included both lol

[@Boss-cj6zn]

Sitting reverse cowgirl on the toilet to have a flat surface to eat off of is diabolical

[@reneehoenicke4765]

I love the season 6 read you included, but honestly for that season I don't think anything is more savage than Bianca' read for Dela...

[@IAMASELENATOR92]

“MEHhem” 😂

[@joewhite4456]

Fun fact, darrienne actually wrote that read for herself

[@jaybeetv5808]

Valentina showing up twice is ICONIC

[@erikpastenes5095]

THE PLASMA READ WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

[@Melissa-tw2gp]

Nobody does it better than Juju.

[@halm1773]

Joslyn Fox returning to my screen when 😭

[@williamscott4242]

No one does it better than Jujube

[@nanrandomungjavel9738]

I’m sorry but Lucy’s read to Malaysia where she told her to disappear like the flight was way funnier in my opinion lmao 💀💀💀

[@peachmangopie02]

apology accepted

[@diddo9338]

Yeah that one was the darkest and therefore the best

[@estebanromero3898]

That Trixie read in AS3 is so underrated IMO. Great picks overall!

[@tbsffxx]

Honestly I thought Loosey's Malaysia airlines read was the best one from 15

[@pepegarcia871]

I hadn't paid attention to Brita's reading 😭😭

[@christopherm4387]

Season 6 was hands down “you remind me of a russian doll, full of yourself”, season 10 was “the villain, i mean the vixen”

[@Dell2YT]

"you are shaped like a deep breath"

[@nah_zugo]

CUT THE CAMERA CUT THE CAMERA

[@nadiver]

I’m sry but Katyas read for violet > violets read for Katya

[@shiteyanyo1111]

Especially when Violet's hairline at the time was running halfway off her head

[@glitteringdystop1a]

Baby Joslyn Fox was and is excellent. Her looks were the biggest thing that brought her down but they’re the most easily fixed thing!! She was smart, HILARIOUS, campy, and highly talented on her season. Deserves an all stars crown idc

[@KhaoticDeterminism]

RIP Raggedy Annie

[@StudentoftheABC]

I think Phi Phi's "Sweetie, if you don't have a wristband..." read is better than Katya's

[@minoru8391]

How was Shangela's not "Just go jump in the ocean, you won't drown. Silicone floats." !!????

[@TheStoneTargaryen]

THE CLASSICS

[@tenpenthouse]

"Why you laughin'?"

[@montanasuede]

Great video! I watched it twice!

[@JSanime]

Joslyn's read of Courtney should have been on here.