The New WarioWare is AWESOME

[@raymaikeru]

Gonna drop some character lore on the ones in this vid. Mona is the child of two rich parents, with one assumed to be a modeler. They often travel overseas for their jobs however, so as a result Mona usually has to take a variety of jobs to maintain and she often feels quite lonely as a result. She also has a crush on Wario. Dr. Crygor is actually more human than robot. The design he took on in GiT is actually what he really looks like. The other half of his head and robot limbs are really just addons he can seemingly take off or replace. Ashley never really remembered her parents. She doesn't know who they were or what they looked like. It was always Red as her caretaker (heck sometimes its Red that makes the microgames). Deep down she feels profusely lonely. Mona wants to be closer friends to Ashley due to their similarities of never seeing their parents. Ashley does also appear to be one of Nintendo's poster children. Seriously she's EVERYWHERE in the Nintendo 3DS. She got 3 menu themes, the Badge Arcade she has a lot of variants. Orbulon has known and watched over our earth for 2,000 years. Heck, now as of Move It!, it appears like Orbulon could be a descendant or relative to the Voice. Perhaps Orbulon's godlike?Or the Voice was an alien treated like a god due to miraculous powers? Kat and Ana are one of the last remaining members of the Iga Clan. Also this might be important, but I believe their names are derived of some sort of weapon. Uhh what was it.. sword? Halberd? Scimitar?

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

That Orbulon theory seems pretty sound if you remember his appearance in Smooth Moves when he was a big fan of old temples, and then the temple he invaded started to fly… The Voice also loves temples as he wants the islanders to build him one, obviously.

[@doughboywhine]

The weapons kat and ana use are sticks so I think that might just be misinfo, please stop lying on the internet

[@_darkblue1688]

kat + ana = katana theyre derived from katana unless the joke flew over my head (it did lmao)

[@doughboywhine]

@@_darkblue1688 No they use a stick

[@TheSilencedNobody]

​@@doughboywhine because they're still new? And Children?

[@gallantblade1825]

8:18 Here to drop the Warioware lore! Joe the Dog is indeed the guy Mona worked for at Mona’s Pizza! But, as Mona has continued to partake in other professions, Joe appears there as well from time to time, doing odd jobs that the plot demands. In Warioware Gold, for example, he was a clerk at a clothing shop Mona went to so she could get a party dress.

[@billy0908]

That was a very interesting factoid

[@RecoridoLol]

He also actually assisted with her career in being a Rock Star. The one time he didn't help was when she was a cheerleader. They used to both work at a Gelato place though.

[@Sigismund697]

and don't forget the crazy theory she's Luigi and Daisy's daughter due to her family photo on the previous game

[@toastr1255]

Did you guys know that when you combine "Kat" and "Ana" you get the name of the guy with the wings in that one boss fight? Such a cool little factoid

[@themightygallium9509]

Kat + Ana = Sephiroth

[@ianhubble9973]

Kat + Ana = Vengefly King

[@logandamudkip4212]

​@@ianhubble9973that's a creative guess I'll give you that lol

[@benbastiancherveny-birdsal4447]

Estas interies ire vehematis Estas interies ire vehematis SePiRoTh

[@paige_404]

Jo sure is coming out hot with the fruit takes for a dude who learned fruit exists literally this year

[@godzzwrath]

actually insane to hear 'raspberries are the worst fruit' that is a Death Sentence

[@ordogordo6589]

@@godzzwrathSupport your local Raspberry Gang 🍇 (pretend this is a raspberry)

[@asterglaceon]

context?

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

"You need better friends who don't encourage that behavior" immediately followed by "You can mash through this though it's unimportant" is why I come to the Alpharad Gold channel

[@TriforceZard]

I could really go for some cool facts on the fictional characters Kat & Ana right about now.

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

Well I can tell you I’ve been requesting several games for 298 days. Also their names combined is Katana.

[@f.b.i3746]

​@@drilltotheheavens1695don't tou mean anakat?

[@TriforceZard]

@@drilltotheheavens1695Cool fact!

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

@@f.b.i3746 right! My b.

[@guyspy21]

Did you know that Kat and Ana's names combine to form the work Anakat?

[@HippoJPLauncher]

Jo hating berries but LOVING honeydew is INSANE

[@coreylemon]

The man is literally a fey creature pretending to be human

[@Kirbicle]

For some reason, I find it really funny how Ashley just doesn’t care about anything, including falling off of a waterfall

[@-FutureTaken-]

She just like me frfr

[@EnricosUtLP]

If you want to see Wario without a hat, he is playable in Mario 64 DS and you can lose your hat and his hair is actually kinda awesome tbh

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

Mario Tennis Aces is right there

[@rayminishi689]

we'll pass on the game with the least amount of content to enjoy@@geschnitztekiste4111

[@ehhorve857]

what about Wario Land ONE?!

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

@@ehhorve857 and also ML2

[@f1redr1ve]

@@geschnitztekiste4111 we dont talk about mario tennis after the wii one

[@Mysticshade59]

Jacob ain't playing around, respect for the commitment of not using the joy con straps, Jo's TV shall be remembered! o7

[@mintjamss]

do you like alpharad gold

[@BananHippi]

do you like Phantom Dust

[@TroyVan6654]

Do not encourage this behavior. Not wearing the wrist straps is just plain wrong. It is not cool and has never been.

[@tyesonswaner]

​@@TroyVan6654 🤓

[@canalso5806]

​@@TroyVan6654why?

[@shureborn]

Hey chat did you guys know that when you put "Kat" and "Ana" together you get "Katana" it's a factoid I found out recently.

[@mrhatsy]

Thank you Dot Colon

[@Quinhala11]

Did you know if you put "Ana" and "Kat" together you get "Anakat".

[@gloomy_glamour]

🤯🤯🤯

[@gloomy_glamour]

Thank you so much 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@KusaneHexaku]

it's a reference to how Ana is in the word Anagram which is what you do with the word

[@WatanukiProductions]

I've said it before and I'll say it again but WarioWare is the second best use case for motion controls. Smooth Moves was a goddamn masterpiece of a party game, hopefully this new one has some great multiplayer party modes. (And hopefully at the age of 34 I can get a group of friends together to play it.)

the best use being ARMS BABYYYYYYYYY BEST GAME ON THE SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@enlongjones2394]

What’s your best case for motion controls?

[@WatanukiProductions]

@@enlongjones2394 VR without a doubt.

[@honkstheclown8631]

​@@enlongjones23941 2 Switch 2 obviously I'm surprised you even had to ask

[@TotherKoala]

@@honkstheclown8631wasnt 1 2 switch really bad tho or am i thinking of something else

[@derpysman2001]

I was not expecting Keith Silverstein to narrate wario ware of all things but im happy he is

[@tapp-p]

and then at 16:30 he starts rapping for some reason

[@MarioSonic46]

@@tapp-p Reason: Because no one said he couldn't.

[@calyx8808]

As someone who knows him solely as Hawk Moth, this is one of the oddest things to me. And Zhongli, can't forget him.

[@MarioSonic46]

@@calyx8808 He's voiced hundreds of characters. Look up his name it'll show a ton of what he's done.

[@alexandersoria6991]

WarioWare plays the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?

[@captainkawaii666]

I've always wanted to watch a full Wario cartoon animated in the style of the WarioWare cutscenes

[@sakarain]

Adding to the “these side characters have good design”, the art style everyone is in is also very cute

[@sakarain]

I love Lulu’s ginormous eyebrows

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

@@sakarainWario himself also was always peak design, so it’s deserved

[@enlongjones2394]

No-straps is tricky when you get to the games that want you to drop the controller mid-game. Or the ones that want you to press the tiny shoulder buttons on the joy cons.

[@kirbyhypno2522]

Wario Ware Lore Dump because Alpha and Jo requested it! Did you know that the names of the twin sisters Kat and Ana form the word Katana when put together! Thank you for coming ro my Wario Ware lore dump

[@squak___]

Wario's new voice kinda leans more towards evil french guy imo which is honestly a great fit

[@gugusalpha2411]

True! French people are basically the evil versions of Italians already, so it would make sense.

[@baimhakani]

Definitely better than what-the-hell-happened in Get it Together

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

He turned from German to french.

[@Rictavio27]

Your longest video this year on gold is the Pokémon: Emerald Rogue video at a length of 1:40:08 (so far)

[@blastingdragonninja]

The most viewed one is chess but with guns

[@holap2104]

​@@blastingdragonninjafps chess was peak

[@Necrodancer1415]

At least he didn’t fly too close to the sun in that boss fight

[@sadluciofrog]

what a great game. we got Kat and Ana AND Jacob's icarus complex all rolled into one video!

[@Eeveegal]

I wish 9-Volt was earlier in the game so we could've seen their reaction to the Mario Pinball Land microgame

[@kingmagikarp97]

I love all the Warioware characters and their designs especially 5 Volt ❤

[@garsrandom4358]

Alpharad: i'm not putting out the joy con straps The Trust Tether sign: Oh you sure about that?

[@innertuber4049]

Hey, did you know that the guy's name in that flying minigame comes from the fact that wax is *icky* and he's taking a *risk*? I just thought that was a fun fact.

[@pew646]

I wonder if he too is a mid tier with an Icarus complex

[@Joseph125]

Did you know that if you put “Icarus” and “complex” together it spells Jacob? I just thought that was a cool fact

[@yoshimori_hero]

I loved smooth moves with the silly form arts stuff, so I'm really glad they made a sequel

[@NathanDear964]

Shoutout to Ko Takeuchi, the designer of the WarioWare characters

[@reiggae]

jacob alpharad really flew too close to the river on this one

[@Pluike]

This game is almost as awesome as Mario Strikers Charged, which i hope you guys play on my birthday November 29th, which also happens to be Don Cheadle’s (made famous from his appearance in Marvel’s Iron Man 2) birthday! Thanks Jo and Jacob Alpharad :)

[@deweytheone8941]

You're getting battle league for your birthday and you'll like it.

[@Rictavio27]

Don Cheadle was definitely famous before Iron Man 2. He was in Ocean’s 11 (2001) in the year 2001, long before Iron Man 2 (2010).

[@Pluike]

@@Rictavio27 my source is i made it up

[@Rictavio27]

@@Pluikefair, I just won’t stand for Cheadle slander

[@scarlet7960]

​@@Rictavio27grrr

[@5ix1t49]

7:07 bruh nintendo hit us with the goofy stock sound effect 💀 💀 💀

[@Solereaper21]

Ain’t no way he said strawberries are too crunch. This man eats only chewed up baby food lmao

[@TrueCrouton]

It's been hilarious seeing people deny the straps before realizing they're used as more than just a "don't throw your shit" device.

[@kenji7318]

DID YOU SEE HOW THICC THAT CACTUS WAS????

[@cupcakemedia1143]

I want to be best friends with basically every Wario Ware character.

[@paperluigi6132]

Unlike Mario where you could barely tell the difference, for Wario you can clearly tell that it’s no longer Martinet. Still, Afghani’s performance here kinda reminds me of Wario World.

[@gamerlia6800]

Jacob knew we were going to mention Pit from hit Nintendo series Kid Icarus! How awesome that he pointed it out during the micro game :)

[@smarty265]

Its hard to appreciate the game when its at 5% volume while they never stop talking

[@NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3]

As the popular videogame character known as mario once said: "Show me your moves!" ...I wonder if Naughty Bear for the xbox360 and ps3 has any catchphrases...

[@Obbsnja]

There aren’t many more days. I sincerely hope you get to see them play Naught Bear for the xbox360 and ps3

[@AFarr2848]

They said that they had something planned for Jan 1st, it would be really funny if it was Naughty Bear for the XBox 360 and the PS3.

[@mjdevlog]

i read that in captain falcon's voice

[@themanhimself1949]

again, i am so impressed with how you always manage to bring naughty bear into this, i do hope your wish comes true soldier

[@justconnor7107]

did you know that if you combine kat and ana it makes Katana? you learn something new everyday

[@tomodaphne]

Just to clarify, Kevin Afghani also took over as the voice of Wario.

[@albergoni2191]

Yo that cactus at 33:17 has some serious cake

[@Tolboox]

Finally, a video about this game. Thank you

[@robplaysstuff6029]

29:17 looks like Jacob got a little arrogant, falling for a classic foley, much like the young icarus flying to close to the sun

[@detectivejesuskun2475]

The best thing that happened in my day today was listening to Keith Silverstein tell me how to Ba-KAW

[@AFluffyFiend]

never speak down on strawberries again

[@navybluebunny]

15:32 Raspberries are so good what??? 🍓🍇🫐

[@kikiretzorg1467]

19:28 Based, so glad Jacob is a TV eater

[@rnglillian8081]

Jacob really being a Bi icon in this one

[@Gamer-sc1sk]

A Bicon if you will

[@robplaysstuff6029]

24:13 pokemon emerald rogue is the longest video of the year at an hour and forty minutes, second place is the star fox 64 video. I was really hoping the star fox video would’ve been the winner because that was a fun video with Jo and Dad but emerald rogue is funny

[@It_sSophiaUwU]

I can't believe Jo has bad fruit takes

[@sooji_gooji]

in 1:02, you can see the chorus kids from rhythm heaven on tv

[@gamenwatch6269]

Love the Warioware series can't wait until you get to 9 volt's stage

[@amanwithnoname4657]

"You're holding a long one right there" "Hm?" "So anyway whats your favorite fruit"

[@mrhatsy]

Did you know when you put Kat and Ana together it spells Katana?

[@gaminggamer7103]

So true Zombie

[@porygon-z8270]

For real???

[@sparky6757]

No it spells Icarus

[@sushi287]

Yowzers

[@ClaireZhasa]

"she's been in too many Warioware games for me to not remember" I mean, this is only the third she's been in and in Gold she only really showed up at the very end

[@TheMasterBlaze]

It's crazy to think that She showed up in nearly every League cutscene in "Gold", but got more meaningful screen time in "Get it Together".

[@Aerowind]

If Jo thinks Strawberries are crunchy, then he needs to try to find actual ripe strawberries. Cuz crunchy is not a descriptor for strawberries at all.

[@MagiCaleb]

Jo almost used gaslighting correctly!

[@Enderspearl184]

15:21 INCORRECT

[@SemiHypercube]

Wario... where? I can't seem to find him

[@JustsomeKid93]

Fun fact about kat and Ana, if you put there names together you get Anakat

[@sunshowers3838]

Thank you, I was looking for this one~

[@MrGamerCaptain]

this is a banger, they really nailed the smooth moves vibes

[@godther1391]

I do think Jacob's biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that's what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/no straps player, every time he does alright he acts like he's invincible. He's like the real life “Ashly and Red” final boss sky stretching flyer: mid tier with an Icarus complex

[@makogp747]

i introduced a friend to warioware he called it "the tiktok of video games" and as someone too stubborn to watch tiktok I can get behind warioware brainrot

[@ChrisJohnstonVA]

2:29 As a Chris, i can confirm, he is one of ours

[@emilyjhall]

Jo saying "they have a name for that?" when Jacob says one in the mouth and one in the ass is iconic

[@charlespackowski6620]

Ngl the WarioWare crew is the best main cast in Nintendo

[@wingsoftwitchbots5613]

Dude hates Raspberries and likes Honeydew? naaaah man that aint it, you got it backwards.

[@tsb4]

Was really hoping they would've made it to 9-Volts stage because of one specific pinball microgame

[@kenji7318]

Smooth Moves was my fav growing up, my sister's most played Wii game

[@UnlistedStory]

Kevin Afghani is the voice of Mario and Luigi in wonder and Wario in this game if anyone was wondering

[@Bruhtato412]

28:30 I cant believe they put flying gorilla into warioware

[@memeJoestar]

monkey

[@ShratTheMighty]

it's crazy how Lulu is the Nabbit of Warioware

[@IdaliBaez-em8ei]

Warioware deserves a tv show (I am spreading the word so it can happen).

[@dacedave4161]

This honestly might be my favorite video this year or at least top 5.

[@theprinnyranger]

The disappointement is easy to hear "You know what weapon they use (referring to Kat & Ana)" "Like a stick?" "yeah... like a stick..." *video cuts*

[@baldrekrgaming]

I’m really loving Kevin afghanis portrayal of Wario, I hope he sticks around because he’s genuinely so talented

[@goldenft3208]

"They called my bluff" upon actually having to use the strap I'm dead

[@briannewins5703]

33:16 nobody’s going to talk about how caked up that cactus is?

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I forgot about the Olimar toilet arc

[@flyingrafts7287]

31:59 Mike's face here is really funny to me for some reason

[@RyanWilson346]

See this is why I like when Jacob is on the wheel. Colin records like 1 run and it’s a 10 minute episode meanwhile Jacob gives you like 40 minutes of podcast material. Little bro needs to step up.

[@manjackson2772]

33:09 that cactus is caked up

[@imadesmond]

10:24 one of my favorite quotes “That’s a guy”

[@kingofthisearth1756]

I just made a revelation and don't know where else to put it, William Afton is a Dio clone

[@VortexDS]

33:11 why is the cactus so thicc

[@SpunkyPotato987]

Day 12 of requesting that Jacob and Jo take a shot for every S tier game during the end of year tier list. Two shots of course for when they give Naughty Bear for Xbox 360 and ps3 the SS tier it deserves.

[@absolutegamer7156]

How funny would it be if they put in games they haven't played

[@robertsiereveld1683]

Remember: Do not actually put stockings on your head.

[@supercamborg4218]

Bro Cractus is in this. That thing is from the best Wario Land game

[@jblen]

Damn, hinting to Kat and Ana AND Jacob's Icarus complex? It's like they actually interact with their community or something.

[@damienalvarez2957]

Still think Warioware peaked when they released Warioware Touched.

[@asterion5145]

15:50 Jacob is incredibly real for that one In that cherries are my favorite fruit

[@TubbyFatfrick]

Alpha really said "I'm not using the wrist strap," and Nintendo was like "The hell you won't"

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

The new voice actor doesn't do wario justice, he just doesn't give the same character as Martinet

[@LostBlade776]

Kinda disappointed that Jacob didn't give a fun fact about Kat and Ana this video 😔

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Pretty sure 11:48 is how one of the Danganronpa murders happens

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Jo: all games are equal but Mario 3 is more equal than others

[@MasacoMike]

17:48 When the game tells you that you need the straps at the beginning of the game they MEAN it lmao get fucked

[@memeJoestar]

28:45 hey its me flying gorilla

[@memeJoestar]

also awesome game

[@ironencepersonal9634]

Definitely seems like something's up with your joy-cons. Either that or you're not moving properly. Everyone else I watched play this game didn't have this many problems.