The New WarioWare Ruined Me

So uh... this is my first time playing a WarioWare game LMAOOOOOOO but I hope you enjoy my descent into WarioWare madness, I still don't know what the hell happened in this game, but yeah this is the full main story, it was as stupid as I can possibly imagine, but for me, the dumber the better. (This is the newest WarioWare game btw, WarioWare: Move it!
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Mario Party but it's still unobjectively objectively the best one.

[@BruftgamerXB2A]

"please use the joy con straps" "No i like to live dangerously" The microgames where you literally drop the joycon

[@Poka_the_Phantom]

And squat too

[@47slogra]

What's up with Americans and not having the straps?

[@Mikescool444]

@@47slogra (pulls up my big boy political pants) IT IS THE SAMME REASON THEY HAVE THE GUUUUUUUUUUUUNNS!!

[@spirittail4958]

I mean alpharad bypassed that by just dropping his hand really quickly to make it seem like he was dropping it

[@westform22]

They did it in smooth moves too

[@ARG-ARandomGuy]

18:22 This is proof that Sophist is the type of guy to put the circle in the triangle hole and ask why it doesn’t fit

[@blackbloom8552]

the poor fool, everyone knows it goes in the square hole.

[@Sweetie.21]

@@blackbloom8552 “That’s right! It goes in the square hole!” I love that video 😂

[@stephaniemarie6060]

Yup

[@SiebayPlays]

When the Wario Man doesn’t know the Wario Lore… 😔

[@Sophist]

I’m learning about the lore as I’ve recently been converted to Wariology.

[@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525]

@@Sophist You've got a lot to study up on. This will all be on the Wario exam.

[@notwell3605]

​@@Sophistbrent will be so proud of you

[@ChazzyMed07]

@Sophist This needs to become an actual university degree ngl

[@notwell3605]

@@ChazzyMed07 agreed

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

13:52 Sophist not paying attention for the “at attention” pose specifically was perfect comedic timing lmao

[@LoneSWarrior]

Warioware:*Tells you everything you should be doing to play.* Sophist:*Reads everything.* Also sophist: "If only the game gave me an idea about how I'm supposed to hold the joycons." ...Arin Hansen? From Gamegrumps?

[@Anonymous-mo7oe]

how could you slander funny youtuber slowpist like this smfh

[@Cinnabun9]

Don't do showpiss dirty like that

[@AgentNine]

Dude, don't throw that kinda shade at smokethis, that's too far!

[@DokiDarling.123]

Kind of rude to soapdis

[@Xlacyon]

THE NAMES IN THE REPLIES

[@linksstruepower7443]

Sophist getting confused by Warioware is natural. It's a right of passage to anyone that plays it

[@Meals-sh9fs]

I am used to moving like this due to the wii lol Also I've played Rhythm Heaven so I'm used to the weird at this point. I guess playing that series is a rite of passage as well lol

[@EvTheFlickFan]

@@Meals-sh9fs Aren’t both the series made by the same development team?

[@Meals-sh9fs]

@@EvTheFlickFan yes, they are!

[@pompousproductions]

"I only play Warioware games for Wario" You poor sweet summer child.

[@manupm9161]

I hope Sophist plays more Wario games, he needs to get cultured

[@fco64]

exactly he's always confused about the warioware logic

[@Sophist]

Funny thing actually, Wario World vid's also coming soon LMAO.

[@manupm9161]

@@Sophist oh, sorry I wasn't specific enough, I meant Wario *ware* games

[@Shy_Guy980]

@@Sophist The characters only apear in Wario ware games, not wario world. In WARIO WORLD ITS ONLY WARIO

[@Mariorox1956]

Wario World based though, highly underrated (albeit very strange)

[@Vernias]

8:50 I will find you

[@Ruben_joking]

empty threat is empty

[@Megapig9001]

When a series is so chaotic even Sophist gets lost

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

Oh hey ! It’s you !

[@Doddleproductions]

Brent would be proud.

[@Carlhero-ce2xq]

Because of the penguins?

[@MintyBoi8]

For beating shit out of Nick or that he pick WAAAAAARIO?

[@Doddleproductions]

@@MintyBoi8 WAAAAAARRRIIOOOOO

[@Doddleproductions]

@@Carlhero-ce2xq Because of WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRIIOOOO

[@Spamton-wc7wv]

WAAAARRRRIOOOOO TIME!!

[@tomodaphne]

Honestly, the characters are the best part of WarioWare. There are zero misses in this cast.

[@ExpandDongMan]

Fire video, Wario content is always what we need ❤ Add a video camera for these motion controls, I can’t even imagine the content we’d get 😂

[@thezer0animatiocrew630]

He pick Wario, EDM. He pick Wario.

[@halomastercosmana648]

Warioware move it be like: Wearing a wrist strap is inevitable, YOU CANNOT RESIST THE NEED

[@supercalicreative]

Sophist: I have no friends Also Sophist: has an entire side channel where he plays Mario Party with his friends.

[@acidic-artsdaniel2148]

Imagine buying a game called WarioWare Move It, seeing all the promotion, and unironically thinking you would be able to use a controller 💀

[@slycooper759]

5:59 sophist gets roasted by the TCnation

[@Chinarider1972]

“We’ve just got useless side characters I’ve never seen before” Literally every other Warioware game:

[@jwideuluisinaein]

Fr, they are THE characters

28:23 If the game did not remind you of Smooth Moves enough, here is the final microgame from that.

[@vision4860]

"Rest in peace, Charles Martinet..." "Stop telling people I'm dead!" "Sometimes it's like I can still hear his voice."

[@nateperez7768]

"I told you, I'm right here!"

[@lonewolf9255]

wario ware has always been a fever dream. Good to see nothing changed.

[@lex-n-weegie]

Seeing people being exposed to Warioware for the first time is always great, especially when they have no idea what to expect going this. This is par for the course for this series

[@Nihonguy]

Its fun for long time fans too, like personally i always look forward to what random fact about a random character they tend to show us, despite how weird the series is its surpringly consistent lol

[@jwideuluisinaein]

It's the best!

[@iiJcLocal]

I can hear brent saying in the bg, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOO TIME!!!"

[@avp_youtube]

"eevee, you pick WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@gavinopolis]

3:20 "I don't know any of these characters, these just seem like random sh*t, like, this is Wario's story and we've got like useless side characters we've never heard or seen before." As a longtime fan of the Warioware games, words cannot describe how painful it was to hear that...

[@Sonicstriforce]

Sophist being horribly bad at this game is a *COMPLETE BETRAYAL* of him playing Wario. Maybe this is why Mario Party despises him XD

[@angeldariogaribaydelatorre6395]

Eso es el porque esta bien salado con Mr wah y wah weegee

[@Zanderman2006]

My guy complaining about the fact the game doesn't tell him anything when he straight up ignores the information about each pose is so funny

[@juanrodriguez9971]

Take a shot every time soohist says "I'm completely unfamiliar with character"

[@KenAgaro]

"I got no friends so im playing single player" Nick, Vern, and Brent: Are we a joke to you?

[@StardustSparkless]

03:35 as someone who has watched a ton of Miraculous Ladybug and played Genshin Impact for 2.5 years I can assure you there is a 99% chance that is Keith Silverstein

[@Sophist]

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?

[@christianwright7581]

And also those who played Persona 5 will know his voice, can't forget those guys.

[@cailieisidro5758]

You’re right. Yet he also voices in Overwatch, Street Fighter, and Castlevania’s Simon Belmont

[@StardustSparkless]

@@Sophistexactly

[@pokechatter]

I’ve been looking (without looking) for this comment for months.

[@Pyorothebird]

13:47 this plant is cactus from wario land 4

[@CrimsonD.Phoenix]

15:45 HOLY SHIT IT'S TCNICK3'S ANCESTOR!!!

[@zigslotheon]

Nah that’s just Ashley in a nutshell. She’s basically Roxas if he was emo. She seems cold and heartless but she’s really just lonely and really wants some friends to impress with her magic skills.

[@MetaKnigħt]

That’s incorrect she isn’t Lonely she has Red

[@feder28]

3:27 this made me laugh way harder than I'm comfortable admitting

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

This game is perfect for the Party Crasher. It has Wario, the TCnation, references to other games, and lots of chaos.

[@RedKasen500]

True

[@tyquil825]

ALL THE PARTY CRASHERS ARE HERE Sophist as Eevee TcNick3 as BUFF PENGUIN Vernias as A MINIGAME CHARACTER Brent as YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO

[@lennonbeckers9223]

Wario realised he was to fat so he decided to help others who are also to fat.

[@esmin2400]

ah, warioware. The game of ultimate confusion and rage

[@pandie_cube]

Playing fast paced Microgames without having any clue what is going on.... THAT'S THE SPIRIT OF WARIOWARE!

[@wolter6102]

I like how he spotted Keith Silverstein immediatly

[@GarryDKing]

I'm surprised you didn't mention that Cractus, that Wario land boss you fought for 40 minutes, was in this game and you did not get ptsd from seeing em.

[@forresterlewis3197]

Sophist: Yeah, I don’t know her name, but I guess she’s got her own problems. The subtitles’s honest reaction: 😐

[@rareplushgamer80]

editor knew what he was doing at 21:35

[@Inhaledcorn]

>My roommates are going to be confused over what happened the last two hours. And, to be honest, I don't know what happened either. That's WarioWare for ya.

[@wonderlandzer0]

Bro has never played a Wario Ware game before 💀 (jk wario ware games are so ridiculous but i love them)

[@rrp839]

Ridiculously Fun!

[@TheImperialCringe]

You know your a bad kid in school when you have trouble following the regular instructions in any warioware game

[@suijinnokazuhiko]

14:30 I died here... why was this so funny?

[@AtomicGolem]

Bas-

[@captainastro]

15:48 I can confirm as a subscriber of TCNick3 this is what we all look like

[@chameleoncove]

"Why can't the entire game just be button sign, honesty?" For that, I would recommend Warioware: Get It Together.

[@TheComicalCosmo]

You know its gonna be a fire night when sophist uploads a 30 minute video

[@DarkReaper12]

Love how WarioWare: Move it feels like a companion piece to a hypothetical Wario Land: Island Getaway. Everybody dealing with some form of wierd island quirk or character that would be the right kinds of enemy's or obstacles to make Wario work for the island treasure. Tribesmen, toucans that can carry Wario's fat cheeks, berries that shrink you, mermaids, surf shark, Mario-themed polar bears, buff penguins, monster octopi, Cractus!? All the usually Wario fair needed to hinder your greedy temple raids. It even has all the biomes needed for a good adventure. Jungle, ocean, river rapids, cityscape, ice mountain, and a fire volcano. While the cast was dancing against a volcano, he was probably defeating some ancient gold-drinking fire demon. Sealed in the volcano using the treasures as plugs, by Orbulon's ancestors. Gets humiliated after its defeat but still gets to party at the end (probably with a reward of all the treasure he raided on the way). We need a new Wario Land. The devs clearly want to make it.

[@agent_beta420]

21:51 live footage of the game showing you exactly where your hands go

[@MaxWeb2599]

6:26 can we have a minute, to comprehend that Sophist needed to swing his hips so Snow white can have a 💩. What the Hell is this Game?

[@mr.weirdness5970]

Warioware

[@devilgamer0459]

If the rest of the Party Crashers came over and saw Eevee in those poses, he's soooooooo getting made fun of in Party Crasher sessions XD

[@keunoteus2462]

24:55 is actually killing me

[@P_araps]

3:25 imagine thinking the other warioware characters are useless lmao

[@TonymeansAnthony]

You pick WAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!

[@BlueToadFan]

This game really captures Eevee's chaotic personality

[@Glitchykid64]

Waro telling Evee to exercise, this really is Wario Time. XD

[@WatanukiProductions]

Refuses to use straps, struggles with every game that involves dropping the joy cons or pressing sl or sr. "Why don't they show or tell me how to hold it." They both show and tell him the specifics of how to hold it in each form.

[@Johntaco430]

This is why he loses every Mario party game he plays.

[@agent_beta420]

I’m leaving a few notes after playing like half the game You have to be in position before the minigame starts or else it’ll make the reading based on however you were holding the formcons in that moment Also 9:42 saying it feels like they’re getting you the player specifically to look stupid is entirely accurate

[@marcelmeyritz9837]

15:52 That is litterally the Omni-man ahh pose🤣

[@citrufruit]

this is just so sad watching this and immediately understanding all of the minigames

[@PuffyBoi30]

This game makes u use joycon drift and exercise movement for gamers who are lazy

[@P_araps]

i don't think drift really affects gameplay, from what i've heard

[@Commentingstick]

1:05 truly a "choo choo" moment

[@Michaelm25]

The first time eevee is playing a wario ware game

[@SlinkSup99]

YOU PICK WAAAARIO

[@supercamborg4218]

It’s always fun to see someone fresh into the WarioWare series try to figure out what’s going on

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

yeah it's funny

[@DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL]

Sophist really skipped everything about warioware and jumped into the unknown… and hit his head

[@Sophist]

I know about the concept of the micro games and whatnot, it’s just I’d never played an actual warioware game before and the motion controls were a surprise (I don’t know if WW ever had motion controls before)

[@MeltingRougeSoul13]

​@@Sophistdidn't smooth moves have motion controls with the wii stick?

[@Sophist]

@@MeltingRougeSoul13 I wouldn’t know LMAO I haven’t played it.

[@MeltingRougeSoul13]

@@Sophist oh 😭 me either lol

[@MeltingRougeSoul13]

@@Sophist fun fact btw, I heard the Japanese name for this game is "super smooth moves" so this is technically smooth moves 2. Idk why they changed it to "move it" here but it still fits somehow

[@dropdmike75]

"I've got no friends" ah I see we're just gonna pretend the Party Crashers channel doesn't exist :)

[@doublea125]

28:47 Self-Proclaimed free thinkers when the Cha-Cha Slide comes on

[@wkeezz]

How dare you call Mona a side character D:

[@tadeopena8009]

Wow the wario main in mario party never played a wario ware game T-T

[@tornadoandy123]

14:03 He has no confidence in his posing. Pose for the fans, Sophist!

[@gustavochavarria8161]

9:28 Orbulon: Who are you calling *Pinhead?* (makes goofy face)

[@Fly1guy]

This video is a certified sophist classic

[@KingKay572]

Sophist's brain while making this video: Am i on drugs?

[@DocRaeLive]

Watching eevee lose the first level is a new level of pain I wasn't ready for

[@mushroommadness461]

sophist is so focused on yapping that he misses important information. No wonder he's always last in mario party lol

[@joeygosboo2647]

Stop using the lightning bolt on the little girl maniac Ps:you are totally sane

[@Mastergamer95959]

More WAAAAAAAAAARIO Gaming 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dmrlongbow3719]

5:58 Nick blaming eevee

[@Pixel_Rocket23]

Sophist finally experiences his spirit animal's game

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

29:22 WARIO CAKE PLEEEESE STOP shuddup nick

[@CraziestGamer-r5h]

Ah yes WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO TIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE

[@JacktheLightningRipper]

5:59 TCNICK3 SPOTTED

[@Xx__xX-bn7ch]

15:42 TCNICK3 BUT BUFF

[@Sylaphy]

I'm not surprised you made a video on this game considering your.... history with Wario. XD It does look like a fun game tho! :)

[@luigitendohill1028]

ITS WARIO TIME BUT IN MOVEMENT in switch

[@AROAlvi]

"So, in this world, there are sentient animals and... Non-sentient animals" Just realized that humans are un-furried monkeys, so could be other animals to become sentient

[@pancaek_boi]

When that Volcano errupted all i could hear is Brent saying WARIO TIME!!!!!!!!

[@salvuu7659]

5:32 I think that pose is for who loves really much the Cheese

[@terrencengoma-j4s]

21:36 NOT THE oof FROM MARIO

[@Deezbignut]

5:58 GUYS LOOK IT'S TCNICK3

[@headshot_expert]

Best sophist quote I've ever heard: "The rain is windy".😂😂😂😂

[@Unae_csmr]

3:35 Sophist is so based, knowing who Keith Silverstein is. Also I did a lil investigation and you got it right, Keith is the one speaking :D

[@hannahkapferer508]

As someone who has played almost EVERY WarioWare game, I have to admit this one is ESPECIALLY weird, even for a WarioWare game!

[@ToastComix]

4:21 THE UNINTENTIONAL LIP SYNCING

[@ChicagoSSBU]

12:22 GUYS! IT’S TCNICK3!!!

[@crplegokid1268]

BRENT IS COMING FOR YOU

[@insidemaskht3819]

YOU SAID THE WORD "WAAAAARIO" HE IS COMING... ITS JUST MATTER OF TIME... THE GREEN GUY...